Thread 212892239

What’s your job in your country?

>>212892239 (OP)
Im Not in Employment, Education or Training

>>212892239 (OP)
Dishwasher.
It might be possible I'll be a cop in the years to come

Architect

doing coding stuff
underpaid, overworked and pretty much no one else in this company does anything else outside the coding team and its painfully obvious and its painfully obvious how they ignore that

real nigga

Architect
>>212892364
mah nigga

>>212892239 (OP)
I have 6 years of experience as a full-time NEET

retired weather forecaster

>>212892239 (OP)
I forgot.

>>212892239 (OP)
forester

No one gave me a job so I'm a neet instead

>>212892448
Is it tough being architect in spain? How much you getting paid?

Im suffering living off 1200usd a month

>>212892652
I don't think it's tougher than what it would be in most other countries. On the basic level we do the same worldwide, plus or minus some extra responsibilities.
I make around 2300€/month (net) which is alright.

>>212892364
>>212892448
So you guys are the reason every new goybox looks the exact same

shitty gas station job. having done nothing for the last ten years I can say it's better than nothing

Part-time dishwasher. I'm also a full-time university student.

>>212892239 (OP)
I put food on shelves.

i was an engineer and it was killing me
now I just assemble machines and im becoming bored again
i wish things were like they were in the 60s and I could just respond to a newspaper ad and go adventuring with some fellow retards in some third world country

I need a car to get a wagie job but I'm too poor to own a car

I couldn't get an entry-level job after college so I set up my own firm...kinda
Everyday, I tackle with the thought that people will see it as no more than cope to fill my employment gap

>>212892864
yes unironically... picrel a house I designed and built to sell
i hate what i do nowadays.
i'm trying to get a state job so I can work writing city codes and just approving new buildings

>>212892864
Was going to write a longer reply but... I mean, hard not to when the developer just wants to maximise profits and and limit us to use a series of standarised materials and pre-made elements with minimal maintenance and which can be put in place using as fewer workers as possible in just a couple of months

unemployed against my will. I send multiple applications a day but never heard shit back from them. this has been going on for 2 years now.

>>212893051
why is the render so bad, you should hire me bro

>>212893092
Yup. Involuntary parasitism.

>>212892239 (OP)
Postman. My knees are bigger than my head.

>>212893089
so we are fucked in any country

>>212893116
yeah i suck at rendering

>>212893002
Sounds more ambitious than just becoming a NEET, though. What does your firm do?

>>212892239 (OP)
paralegal (making the lower end salary for my position at $60k

it’s ok. comfy job and i get an office. i just wish i got paid more

>>212893051
>i'm trying to get a state job so I can work writing city codes and just approving new buildings
That's hard as hell here as everyone and their mother wants to get a state/public job. But it's alright because once you get in you are basically set for life. For every opening in any public office there are like 100 architects who send an application and they get filtered by years of experience and some times a bunch of exams. I might try one day but I still need to rake up at least a few more years of experience.

>>212892239 (OP)
Perma NEET (sick pension).

>>212893207
Ramble on about what a company's stock price will be in a year's time in just under 5 pages

>>212893650
Here is also somewhat hard but depends on how much you getting paid or if its a city council/state or federal entity you are applying for
To work with public/state stuff you have to go through an exam and you can get more points if you can a doctorate or masters it's usually less competitive to do the exam for small city halls.
We call it concurso público
but yeah theres architects with like federal/state jobs getting paid like 4000 USD working 30h week on a comfy office job

>>212893830
Getting paird 4000 USD per month in Brazil must be god tier 2bh
Here there isn't really that much of a difference between larger and smaller cities. Of course larger cities pay more but not THAT much more, public salaries are pretty standarised across whole regions. So that means a lot of people also try to get a spot in smaller cities and city halls, where costs of living is lower.

I'm a dentist
Life's good

Professional loser with a Phd in neetdom

>>212892239 (OP)
Waiter

""""information security analyst"""" which is just a bullshit email job that shouldn't exist.

Pencil pusher in a municipality

software engineer (c++ boomer)

i dont know what vibe coding is or how to use AI

>>212893683
SP-kingen
inget mer råttrace för dig

operating forklift in a warehouse

>>212894462
Underbart är det. Hoppade av soc-tåget precis innan alla nya regler och krav.

>>212894585
We all gonna make it brah

>>212894585
thats pretty cool desu

Student

support worker
It's not so bad, I get more social outings jobs than most. 80% of the time I'm getting paid to have lunch/coffee with old people and the occasional literal schizo. All the funding comes from the government/taxpayers so it's not far off from just being on welfare.

>>212892239 (OP)
what's a "job"?

"Data center technician"
Most days I sit and do literally nothing
I'm bored out of my mind

>>212895731
would you prefer that you would have to fix shit everyday?

>>212892239 (OP)
Fisherman.

>>212895827
My previous jobs were as a busboy, a box mover, a pizza guy, and a tech support drone
They were all more stimulating than this
They also all paid less
And frankly they also required more skills

>>212895731
>"Data center technician"
I wanted to do this but noone would hire me so now I'm stuck with a gay email job

>>212895933
didnt answer the question!
you would hate it if you would have to actually fix shit there everyday since its so stressfull and most of the time people dont understand what you do and will blame you for shit you didnt cause

lab manager at a drinking water plant. I add the fluoride to the water teehee

>>212892239 (OP)
my what

>>212895979
I got this job cause I have warehouse experience apparently
My IT degree is useless toilet paper
>>212895992
Anon my bosses are all remote
I work in rented co-locations and most things I do is hard drive replacements
I'm sometimes the only guy here
Doing shit is better than boredom

>>212892239 (OP)
I'm an engineer at water treatment facility

>>212892518
Are you a girl?

I'm jobless. Not even construction, janitor or call center scam would hire me.

>>212896128
in a scenario where shit would not work there, you would be alone and you would be super stressed
anyway if there is no one to watch what you do, grab a steam deck and play games

i have an engineering diploma but i don't (never) work

>>212896142
hello friend
>>212896018

Tranny

>>212892239 (OP)
I'm a fishing guide.

poo engineer

>>212896596
actually cool job

I worked as a door wrecker for my town for 2 weeks back in 2013.

Currently a NEET
Wanna be part time bartender, part time pizzaiolo
Workable?

>>212896596
whats the pay
its tourism or what?

>>212892239 (OP)
professional brazilian NEET

>>212896757
really? what's your diploma?

>>212895707
Haha, I just remembered an anecdote:
Spanish guy comes up to the bar. Here the gay appears and whisper him: "Hey handsome, do you wanna go to the men's room, I'll give you a blowjob?"
The Spaniard goes insane, beats the shit out of that faggot and throws him out of the bar. The barmen asks "what did he said to you that made you so mad?"
"Oh, I didn't hear, it was something about the job"

>>212895902
Do you have a pictures of exotic fishes you caught?

>>212896734
I'm an employee for the tourism board in my county (Värmland) and my basic salary is €3480 pre-tax plus extra for weekends, overnight trips and groups.

>>212896962
would hate dealing with tourists

>>212892239 (OP)
one

>>212896480
Hello waterbro. I'm on vacation since Monday. Is it considered as a nice job in your country?

>>212897021
If it was normal tourists sure. Agreed.
But people who come here to fish are generally not interested in anything else. They want the best fishing waters, talks about fishing, don't give a damn about the country in general.
My day is mostly drinking coffee, boating middle age/old men around the lakes and rivers and having pleasant conversations with them.

>>212893051
Picrel looks good though. I like this sort of boxy modern style home

>>212897160
I would hate that even more

>>212897204
Well, don't become a fishing guide if you hate fishing and talking about fishing I guess.
I enjoy my days.

>>212897317
I dont mind the fishing
I just wish for total tourism dead

>>212897375
Anon who even goes to Finland as a tourist

>>212897119
hello, have fun on vacation brother! I just got back from a couple weeks off because my wife gave birth myself. I don't think people care about my job desu. sort of like a lineman for the electrical company - you don't think about them until your power is out. I like my job though. How about yourself?

>>212892239 (OP)
self employed i work with my hands, make like 200/hour and only work when i feel like it. i'll still never own a house though

>>212897659
I think the solution is build your own house

>>212897440
shit ton of people
I think we are like in top 10 in terms of growth in tourism
fucking ronaldo and mbappe came here and now every retard comes here

>>212896596
>i suffer in sweden

>>212892239 (OP)
3D art stuff (animation, modelling, etc)
I'm currently working remotely (finally)

>>212898503
how hard is to learn to do that

>>212898503
ah, spaniard as a jeet that is just bit more highly paid
fits

>>212897687
i think i'll just continue to rent my current home for 300 a month

>>212896596
This is actually based

>>212897498
Congratulations.
I have been about 10 years in this field already, sometimes I feel bored, I'm dealing with same problems day by day. This is a municipal work, which means it's filled with all kind of sneaky bootlickers and soviet era oldfarts on high positions. I'm lucky to work with my uni friends, so we've got each other's backs and make our job maximum chill.

>>212898732
haha it appears we are living parallel lives then! municipal work with politicking, but luckily I have some bros at work so we dilly dally. I'm only 24 so it's weird to think about there being Soviet era people still in the work force though

>>212898537
To a professional level? Very because you're competing with thousands or people straight out of school, jeets who will work for peanuts and veterans with years of professional experience, and there aren't that many jobs to begin with. And even if you're good sometimes you won't get hired depending on your location or personality or whatever, so it's very difficult and unstable

If all you wanna do is make some stuff as a hobby then download Blender and start making whatever

>>212898559
The jeetification of this industry has seriously fucked me up. You have hundreds of outsourcing studios from India making this harder for everybody but that's competition I guess

Retarded neet
>>212896596
Wth nice catches dude

>>212899147
>nice catches
33 years of fishing autism. I know every water around here, what lures to use, what baits, where the shallows and depths are.
I don't need no sonar.

Property manager

Working in an emergency response center for companies

>>212898537
Like anything else in the modern world it's a lottery ticket for you to make any money off of literally anything
It doesn't really take super long to get good at it bur finding clients is either gonna be you begging literally everyone to work for peanuts to build up your portfolio or you get outrageously lucky early
And even after all the peanuts you probably still won't get shit

>>212899708
>for companies
what

>>212899785
I aint 911
alarmsystems can activate for stupid shit reasons like insects in front of the motiondetector, these alarms i get first, send someone to see if there was a real burglary or not before calling the police over some stupid spider, balloons or just Wind knocking on the door

>>212892239 (OP)
I'm a beggar, but sometimes I juggle so I'm also an entertainer.

>>212896596
Vgh...
This is unironically what Sweden is about

>>212892239 (OP)
I am a statistician, but I work with economic forecasting.

>>212900425
>company is on fire and also attacked by terrorists
>alarm goes off
>inspector anon shows up to check if the alarm is glitching out
>gets shot and also burns to death
>company also burns down because firemen were never callled
sasuga

if rather than sending the emergency response immediately they send some random autist over to check, doesn't that defeat the whole point of the alarm?

>>212892345
Dont, Police are mindless NPCs that are glorifies streetsweepers at best.
They are just the tool in the toolbox for any given regime.
1312

i hope AI causes such a drastic revolution in the workforce that it renders most jobs obsolete so whatever new system arises out of it to pacify the normies would also subsume me into it and let me wash away my sin of not being a good wagie in my past life

>>212900817
>doesn't that defeat the whole point of the alarm
Its on the customers, if there is any alarm (fire, burglary, robbery and whatsoever) we have a set of guidelines depending on the contract
Maybe 1% of burglary alarms are real (you get a that at around 5 am and you know, its the deliveryman just running into the shop) so its paying 200-300 bucks for the police intervention vs 100 bucks for security company interventions
Fire is mostly handled by calling the fire department directly
Sometimes there are employees living right next to the company so they are called first to check out if its real etc.

Lawyer

>>212892239 (OP)
Data mining thread. Kys.

>>212892364
>>212892448

>>212903874
Everything is mining these days
Eve 'n eye mine too
.. Are there any miner anons out there? i mean the ones that go into Mountains and do stone stuff

I monitor horse racing TV overlays. I could triple my salary if I was interested and started betting

>>212892239 (OP)
Kill yourself