Thread 212894382

July 18 edition

>>212884449

>>212894413
they dont want you to release the epstein files

>>212894413
>uploading images from your IP range is not allowed because no reason just not allowed LOL

This is why spics can't be North American, they don't know how to follow societal rules. Posting the new at 308 is Thirdie shit

im still sick

>>212894517
if he hadn't made a new you'd be screeching that we're at 325 and no one has made a new

just no pleasing some folx

>>212894566
I had a NEW hot and ready to go at 310 but this third worlder jumped the gun

Su nioj, su nioj, su nioj, su nioj
Su nioj, su nioj, su nioj, su nioj

>>212894546
Cold? Flu? I have some pukka home remedies if you like

>>212894597
DEY TOOK OUR THREAD

>>212894628
See? Thirdie shit. I want to start a petition to exclude Mexico from North America.
It's just a principle, they belong in South America with the rest of the Spanishers

>>212894517
prefer this to goshcel ops tho

>>212894680
quit seething. its too early

>>212894633
throat infection + coof + fever

Who is coming to my party tomorrow? You're all invited and everybody is going to be there

>>212894698
>Too early

>>212894703
Oh man. Well for fever in don't have anything but if you've got a throat infection there's no such thing as too much lemon and honey

>>212894803
this is a real specius of birb

shimmy shimmy ye shimmy ya shimmy yaaah
drank
swalalala
drank
swalalala
swalalala
swalalala
shimmy shimmy ye shimmy ya shimmy yaaah

>>212894894
do you look like that?

>>212894894
No its not. I painted those pictures in chatptg

if i catch u gooning again ur grounded mister!!

how is chickfila's breakfast

>>212894925
>>212894948
i look like this

>>212894964
I never understood those niggas that used "4k ultra realistic" texture packs, it just looks goofy ahh hell

chickfila is mid
there i said it

>BLS International — the sole company sanctioned by the Indian consulate to handle services like visas and passport renewals in Canada
When is the public going to start noticing that there's an obvious corruption scandal going on here?

dig a hole and shit in it

>>212895112
why

>>212895084
Idgi

>>212895190
One single private company is allowed to process requests for Indian nationals in Canada
A bit suspicious isn't it?

chick-fil-a has the best fast food chicken sandwiches

drinking covfefe

>>212895441
Never been there but I've been meaning to go to support their openly anti-gay standpoint

>>212895358
Do a video essay on it

installing a modpack award

seek help, jason
https://youtu.be/YExtiJXhHw8

>>212895550
>openly
they haven't said anything about the rainbow people in over a decade

>>212894628
Metal is for faggots. Except for pic related.

redownloaded killing floor

>early morning goshcel spam
grim

>>212895668
That's good enough for me

>>212895699
Wtf is your problem? Are you mentally ill? Are you like having a Pavlovian reaction where you HAVE to mention people who aren't here? The fucks wrong with you groupies, man. I really don't get it. It's so bizarre, like stfu about these people already

>>212895778
you're the only one spazzing out bud

so minecraft added its own version of granite and basalt but it also kept the old generic "stone" for some reason

theres nothing more dangerous than an obese middle aged white woman

>>212895778
i've noticed that if you ask people here if they're mentally ill it really upsets them despite the fact that most of this thread is probably mindbroken in some way

>>212895987
False.

give me one good reason to not tear your colon to shreds

insane how much damage trannies have managed to inflict on society despite being like 0.5% of the population

>>212896067
You're welcome.

>>212895987
besides an educated black man

I've never seen a tranny in my life. And I live in a "liberal" state

>>212896067
It's because they're most concentrated in the most social activities

>Make a Reddit
>Reply to some threads
>They get no responses
>Check on the work computer
>My posts aren't appearing, they're letting me pretend to post
What is the purpose of this? I noticed immediately

>>212896104
I don't see AGDQ mtf monsters a lot but my town is loaded up with enby foids

>>212896148
You gave them the ick

>>212896148
its called shadowbanning, and its so someone doesnt immediately try circumventing a ban since they'd be notified

>>212896148
Reddit just sucks. They baby shit way too much, yet at the same time they still let people post horrendous stuff.

>>212896092
educated black men aren't dangerous at all. pseudo-intellectual black men are dangerous thoughbeit.

Just finished my morning prayer to Yakub, father of the white man

Don't generally hate women but they really ruined certain subreddits that I used ten years ago because they had funny stories from people's lives. Now every post is about how stupid and incompetent and brutish and unbearable the men in their lives are

>>212896148
Go back faggot

>>212896148
Reddit is basically only for established users and bots at this point, every single large subreddit is 100% locked down, you can post or comment but your shit will be hidden until you reach a certain amount of karma (upvotes) + account age, because your posts are hidden though you can't get karma which means you can't ever post, the way around this is to either find small niche still semi active communities (ie podcasters, art aggregators like the imaginary network, model building subs or probably the best option your local city subreddit) you can leave comments there and eventually get enough to post elsewhere

I have an account with like 100k that I got to by just posting on the subreddit for a twitch streamers I don't even watch, copy and pasted a common meme about them got like 100 upvotes in a thread, that let me post my own thread that got over a thousand upvotes which let me post in main subs which got me to 100k eventually, I stopped after that though reddit is simply bad for discussion, the tree style layout means you can't ever have anything more than a 1 on 1 conversation so nuance like on traditional forums/imageboards is impossible and people will just upvote memes, at this point I literally only post in the modelmakers/gunpla sub when I do something particularly impressive and in my city's sub because I love arguing with dumbass locals who I probably know anonymously and shitting on local businesses (seriously tho fuck the waitress at the local diner, bitch has forgotten shit from my order multiple times then threw a fit when I asked her to remove them from the bill since I never got them, how is her ass still employed?)

sipping on a baja blast when im done with this 12 pack im not gonna drink soda for a while

kind of regret breaking my 4 year streak of no soda

Trying to get a haircut for the first time in two years and the lady hasn’t accepted the time I tried to book. Do I just show up or no…

How do we achieve our Father’s mission and finally destroy the Ebonoids for good?

I’m a slave and I was made to endure humiliation

>>212896773
No you are not

I had to stop going to the stylist that used to cut my hair since I was 1 year old because she thought I was looking at her ass (I wasn't) and I she suddenly became uncomfortable. Oh well.

>>212896830
Good

I sweat profusely from my palms

Jorgeous lost drag race AGAIN

>>212896835
You dirty dog

>>212896835
is her ass still good? was it ever good?

this one goes hard for the bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBMZoHbmU4

>>212896835
I bet this didn’t really happen

History niggas be like: it woz because of the ww2!!! You know ww2 was the ww2 of the ww2 after hitler did a thing here in 1943's the ww2 bombaclat this lil toen and that's why I can't get a job today and honeless people exists

>>212897026
>>212897045
Just a regular mom (grandma now)

When you nut but she still suckin

>>212897175
GILF get on that buddy

>>212897216
>Metal neck
>Metal chain

>>212897104
That was me 10 years ago. Useless information. I used to talk about ww2 and boring ass politics with another classmate too. I should have toked up and hit up the ladies instead. S M H

>>212894803
Where?

>>212897360
Is that Sneako?

>>212897104
I don’t get it

>>212897360
He's wearing the normie zambas, why did he chicken out?

>>212897216
Why are people so fucking stupid

romance is a fictional concept

>>212897540
do not ask a long island dude to take off his chain

we live in a society

>>212897558
das rite

bday in 1 week. I have accomplished nothing in the least year

>>212897216
I don't get it
What does a MRI scan do that would cause that

>>212897851
Magnets

>>212897761
You're a prison gay neet with no life experience who is only saying that as an excuse to not try

>>212896104
I saw some in college and there are a few in my area. They're nothing like the stereotypes though. They generally dress conservatively and just look like tall strong jawed women

>>212897216
bullshit story.

>>212897798
how old are you bro

>>212897947
wouldnt you like to know, glowie

how often do you shave /cum/ just curious

>>212897960
you aint important nigga

>>212897962
every 2 or 3 days

>>212897962
Whenever i feel like it 2bh

>>212897962
healthy like twice a week
depression once a month

>>212897962
I run clippers over my face once every 10-14 days

>>212896104
I think I’ve seen one irl and it was one of the ugly retard types. I worked on a project with some dude in high school that later became a tranny. Fit the stereotype of ugly loner loser that probably played too many games/watched too much porn and went tranny

>"Great picture"
>Its actually a movie

on the topic of shaving i bought a safety razor and i know its redditcore but it is genuinely better

>>212897962
Once a week

>>212897962
I should trim it every 4 days but I let it grow free range and when it’s bad or I have something coming up I decide to trim it up

>>212897962
whenever mom tells me i look like a vagrant

>>212898459
Nice screencap of a normal 4chan conversation, reddit

>>212898481
well deflected, fellow MIGApede

I would vote for Epstein himself if he vowed to remove every last nonwhite from the US

vax-scene bros...

>>212898513
>You must defend this random 4channer because you just do ok?!?!
>>>/reddit/

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed at some indefinite time in the future.

dumb peanutposter

>>212898513
dial 8

If you actually believe they're part of a pedo cult and they're still in office just sitting around hoping that videotape of them fucking a kid doesn't get leaked because oh boy that'd sure be embarrassing, then you have no idea how the world works

>>212898611
https://youtu.be/8UPUPDo20nM

>>212898527
gta 6 releases and soybert report ends in the same month hype

Need to make an indie game so I can be my own boss and do my own things

>>212898527
Say what you will about Colbert, but he did make that Skibidi Biden kino

>>212898721
>kino

Being obsessed with Epstein is brown-coded

I like a woman you can grab onto something

>>212897886
romance and love dont exist. they're made up nonsense

>>212898878
Why?

>>212898780
KITTIN!

>check the studio I used to rent in 2016 in college on my line cook wage
>used to be $650/month
>it’s now $1700
>all they did was change the hardwood floor to the shit fucking grey linoleum and repaint everything white

>being a dormoid
Seething dormcel

making love to your mom

It was more of a loft actually
There was a stripper pole by the bed area

>>212899032
I lived off campus my first year of college. It sucked ass because I had to take a long walk home when I went grocery shopping and I missed everything that happened on campus. Got into the dorms year 2 onwards and my roomies were great, still keep in touch with one of them

Is short anon here

>>212899112
My apartment complex only rented to students, my neighbors all became my friends and my first girlfriend lived in the same building as me
I only moved there because my friend from highschool lived there (he was a grade above me so went to college a year earlier)

business idea: sepuku

>>212898945
Questioning the government is for the goy

>>212899182
It was also maybe 2 miles away from campus and there was a shuttle
Good thing about living in a college town is everyone is a college student

apparently drumpf raped a 13 year old girl with epstein

I bet Drumpf is a pederast

Rape is my hobby

>>212899263
was her name Ivanka?

Trump should just pardon himself, dump the whole list so havoc ensues, and then resign and disappear into obscurity

he should be impeached

>>212898878
>Being obsessed with [a blackmail network run by Israeli (oriental) intelligence to control Western governments] is brown-coded
You’re Jewish

>>212899443
>>212899263
You should go back to Pakistan

>>212899468
why do you defend pedos

>>212899506
Fuck trump and fuck you and fuck Pakistan and fuck the pedophile Muhammad

Oh boy

chuddie triggered

>>212899556
You are a low IQ brown skin with a 15 word vocabulary who's entire existence thrives on larping as destiny on a internet forum and making people "seethe"
Muhammad is in hell covered in piss and shit for raping little kids

Lol remember how they lied constantly about Hunter's laptop for years and then finally just admitted it was real but never admitted they lied and then he got charged and convicted and Joe said he wouldn't intervene but then a month before retiring he was like "i pardon him for everything LOL" and then everyone just stopped talking about it because people have the memory of a goldfish so these people will memoryhole Epstein shit and keep raping and killing kids in dungeons like they have for centuries and you'll all just go back to gooning and reading fuckin anime.

but hey's it's friday and friday is for vidya.

the Mohamed thing really got him worked huh

>>212899641
Redditjeet hates when the thread turns on jeets and Muhammad

Early 90s Deep House music was the Pinnacle of western civilization.

>>212899556
Hi RL
Do you play Vidya

REDDITPAKI
DENOUNCE MUHAMMAD NOW

Ahmed al-Sharaa is a libtard

>>212899641
yeah he's obsessed with mohammed for some reason lol every time i trigger him he says some shit about mohammed

I denounce mohammed as a false prophet

>>212899696
i denounce muhammad

now what?

>>212899749
Wtf you're going to hell now, no 99 boy virgins who look like destiny for you anymore

keep blasting the dusty rhodes theme

its SO good

>>212899749
Accept Jesus Christ into your heart and acknowledge the Quran as false

jesus died a virgin. he must of been one of those virgin boys given to muslims in heaven lmao

>>212899828
Why do you need attention so badly

>>212899678
House is the most repetitive background music in a genre dedicated to repetitive thumping. I am not a fan. Also why is the whole thread one liner politics bait today?

I fucked my life up

>>212899828
>must of

Oh my god it actually is schizojeet.

>blaspheming against Isa ibn Maryam al-Masih
The Muslims won’t like this
I’m telling the Saudis

>>212899848
If you think House is repetitive then you don't get it. I will call you filtered and move on with my day

summer Chloe is now available in the NA version of FGO, just a heads up for y'all

>>212899943
>I will call you filtered and move on with my day
fine. i like trance.

eating plain cheerios

I'm sorry for being mean to you redditleaf

>>212897962
every 3 days or so

whos redditleaf and schizojeet im new here

>>212899978
are you a baby?

>>212900072
Turning over a new leaf, redditjeet? *Snorts at my pun*

>>212899979
watching female streamers is a low I have not yet descended to
I know they would have me hooked if I ever tried so I just never got into them

>>212899963
I like trance too
Whattayaknow, common ground

>>212900083
>he think he's above plain cheerios
>no one is above plain cheerios

i like trans people too

He got angry when posters mentioned epstein and started using his usual labels

>>212900072
Nobody
Ignore these groupie weirdos, there's something wrong with them.

>>212900162
I tolerate them

Only 35 years of work left bros

>>212900162
Like them? I am one.

>>212900168
he doesn't like it when you insult drumpf

>>212900198
jason...

>>212900215
>brown
>canadian
>likes drumpf
the math isnt mathing

50 kills 21 deaths are you proud of me?

>>212899963
Wait you like Trance but find Deep House repetitive? You know Trance comes from House, and they're all subsidiaries of Techno?
The true soul of House and Trance is Techno

why is that chud obsessed with mohamed anyways

prutty little baby

>>212900281
i don't want to argue about the subgenre classifications of music genres. that is a level of autism i am not prepared to engage with.

>>212900268
Id be proud of you actually found a nice girl and settled down with her. And started planning for the future instead of wasting your life playing childish games.
And I don't get it, because I know you can do it yet you persist in shirking your biological duties and procreating

Considering doing a little bit of coping, maybe some seething

>>212900334
>I know you can do it
you dont know me then

>>212900331
No argument, I'm just saying there's room in my kingdom for all kinds of music

>>212900373
If no one believes in you, I believe in you. Even if you don't believe in yourself

>>212900154
nigga i literally asked if you're a baby

i am a baby myself, was just wondering how many fellow babies chill in /cum/. goo goo ga ga nigga.

>>212900409
do you believe i will get a pizza?

jesus, my man, i need a painless death

>>212900432
ok ok I didnt know you were chill like
.t goo goo ga ga baby bitch nigga

trannies have the highest suicide rate among any group so if you have suicide thoughts you are tranny tier

>>212900454
You will get whatever you set your mind to, friend

do you change your own diaper

Please don't play dido please don't play dido

>>212900444
man those poor J's just can't catch a break, always being victimized in some way. poor guys.

>>212900577
how often do I have to think about suicide to qualify

As a Mommyfag Nicolette Bloom's videos are on another level, but I can only watch some of them. Some of them are too nasty and delve into shit I'm not into

Was in a situation where someone may have seen my credit card info but I'm not worried because I legitimately have no money

remember dsp?

>>212900704
who dat?

Where's the 4chan user known as "Spinster"?

i don't consume pornography and that makes me better than you

so ive heard

>>212900743
I still browse his kiwifarms page
Crazy how he's still hanging on

beat dark souls again, should I replay 2 or 3?

ive been jerking off to those sissy hypno videos lately

what if you were in dollarama and someone called you a bratty bottom?

>>212900851
Play Demons Souls

>>212900851
dark souls 1 is the only game i can go back to and enjoy the other ones have alot of spots that piss me off i also want to try demon souls

>>212900851
mastolol greatsword my waifu

what if you were gay

today is wan show day

>>212901040
Thinking of doing a fai/str build if I do DS2. I've already done int.

althougheverbeit

stop ignoring me

is someone talking? i dont hear anything

ECHO

the United States was founded on white supremacy and genocide.

i wanna rock

and roll

I believe schizojeet is real

>>212901371
Shut up bitch

Remember you will die someday

is terraria good

im gonna live forever

mexico was founded on cutting out people's hearts while they're still alive, a tradition they still practice to this day

its hot as fuck today, walking outside and I come in and my taint is itching like crazy

thinking of thos beans

>>212901427
yeah get ready to have a wiki open at all times doe

my whole junk is itchy because the soap I use is too harsh. feels kinda nice to scratch desu

yeah not a single ghost team rocket member since I made charcadet my my buddy pokemon, totally not unusual at all niantic

I'm trying to meal prep to save money and every fucking recipe I've followed tastes bland

>>212901571
you can afford salt and lawry's, scrooge

>>212901487
aw man

let me guess, you need more?

>>212901597
Lawry's is for darkies, I use famous daves chicken rub. Tastes great and is super cheap compared to other rubs.

>>212901649
goated

i shower everyday

>>212901811
goated

>>212901811
you cant wash off the smell of the factory, lo siento puta

I'm going outside to adjust the psi of my car tires. my compressor is loud. the neighbor will frown at me. he will have to tolerate it for 5 minutes.

>>212901649
>>212901709
>>212901811
>>212901849
Buddy cops

>>212901907
gonna go get tortillas

>>212901907
real men use only bar soap

Just got a fb suggested ad saying the CIA is hiring
Frack bros the CIA wants me so bad. They know my schizo incel energy is an asset

I use a gentle foaming cleanser for my face

we need an incel president

There is at least one mod out there who's been called a soy and told to go back to rebbit so many times that he seethed and filtered them. Let that sink in.

My meal and drink came to 15.50
I did the math in my head quickly and realized 3.25 was a 20.something% tip, so I was going to write 3.50 for even dollar amount, but $19 even seemed weird to write for a total so I made it $4.50 tip for a nice even non schizo $20
But after I left I realized that because the meal was so cheap that one dollar difference basically meant I tipped a bartender 30% to bring me a reuben, fries and a drink.
Worse I already avoided eye contact with everyone not even out of genuine awkwardness just to avoid any possibility of trouble.
What if she thinks I am trying to act like a big tipper tipping $1 more just because it's a big percentage?
I can't even number pill it either because my bill before came to $21 including an 18%ish tip because the double cheeseburger was more expensive last time, but I didn't round that one down to $20 because under tipping seems rude.
It's over. I'm an outcast, I can never show my face at that bar again, the Europeans were right we must save ourselves from tipping culture it's so over.

Is what I would say if I were a gay but actually I am going to eat there again next week to try the tempura shrimp, it's just tipping, it's no big deal, foreigners you should be able to handle this unless you're Finland or Japan or something.

>>212902008
I've got some pearly jam with your name on it

>>212902022
The closest I can think of is Tim Scott but I don't think he would be a good president

why is desu and baka still censored (and senpai i think)

>>212902063
Probably tranny or woman mod that nobody else in the mod team wants to challenge because they're all NPCs and it would be hateful

>>212902063
they don't look censored to me

>>212901811
I haven't yet this year I just wash my hands, sometimes my face and armpits, occasionally my whole arms and torso over the sink. My lower legs are getting too grimy and starting to itch and peel on their own, I will have to go for an actual bath soon, I will do it next day off, it will actually need two baths because the first one even though I scrub and scratch, I get through the whole bath and then the dead skin starts rolling and peeling of more as I dry the skin, so with this long of a gap I will probably have to sacrifice one towel entirely scrubbing all the extra skin I couldn't get off in the bath afterwards, then hop back in and wash the actual skin underneath clean and use a second towel and get any residual skin roll areas.
>>212901649
I use it as my hand soap and 3 in 1 stuff for my hair and body when I take my quarterly or biannual shower. Maybe I should start using it in there too, I do like the lather. The dye is annoying though.

>>212902029
Moot filtered it you newfag

>>212902022
James Buchanan (wokes try to claim he was gay because he would spill his guts to his best friend)
Woodrow Wilson (Not actually an Incel but fits the criteria of being a high iq racist better than anyone else)
Richard Nixon (his wife was his oneitis, she dated other men in her 20s and he just watched her, I think I read he lost his virginity to her in his late 20s but I don't know where that came from)

>>212902184
nigger WHAT

>>212902210
Proof

>>212902221
the sun is a deadly laser

>>212902184
Yuck. Last thing I want to read when I just got out of the shower

>>212902250
Maybe you should have another one to scrub those thoughts out of your mind

This thread REEKS

>>212902280
So true

New

>>212902294

>>212902286
of your farts

>>212902216
>In 1818, Buchanan met Anne Caroline Coleman at a grand ball in Lancaster, and the two began courting. Anne was the daughter of the wealthy iron manufacturer Robert Coleman; Robert, like Buchanan's father, was from County Donegal in Ulster. Anne was also the sister-in-law of Philadelphia judge Joseph Hemphill, one of Buchanan's colleagues. By 1819, the two were engaged, but spent little time together. Buchanan was busy with his law firm and political projects during the Panic of 1819, which took him away from Coleman for weeks at a time. Rumors abounded, as some suggested that he was involved with other (unidentified) women.[144] Letters from Coleman revealed she was aware of several rumors, and she accused him of only being interested in her money.
Sounds like a player to me

>>212902300
>>212902301
oh dios mío dos mexicanos

>>212902300
>>212902301
EVERY TIME?!

>>212900444
Sad to see the Aryan ubermensch concept used as some söy capeshit hero named Superman that was used to promote anti racism campaigns in the USA after WW2.

>>212902300
>>212902301
decisions, decisions. I do like avocados but I also like thotties, think I'll give it a few minutes to sort itself out.

>>212902370
Originally stolen form Nietzhce