beast efish

poo smells lmao

Literally just fucking look at that

the pudding

*dies of exhaustion on the long journey to the new*

>>212900849
wife material

>>212900849
ok, now what?

lads
I'm not making a proper fucking /new/
Just fucking use paedo's one
It's funny that he got arse raped so much by me that he needs to make a new nearly 30 posts in advance

>>212900813 (OP)
wonder which carrier bags he buys at aldis

>>212900849
imagine if you had shagged her maybe she wouldn't have got involved with that stupid shite

>>212900884
nah she was making bombs and all that. think she was too far gone by then

>>212900849
um the flag is backwards

>>212900884
What if I shagged her now?

Exercisetoil complete just in time for the start of a new

A three year-old girl was pushed into precocious puberty after being exposed to topical estrogen through her trans-identified father.

https://abstracts.eurospe.org/hrp/0097/hrp0097p2-91

do you remember what polo fruits tasted like? do you remember old tizer? do you remember the sound of your grandmother's voice

>>212900884
no
she'd probably just turn gay

oriental woman sat next to me on the train despite there being other seats available. think i was in there lads.

say what you want about sacked tranny but his post about taking legal advice from mousenonce is one of the best in /brit/ history

>>212900907
it's mirrored

>>212900917
um... ᶜᵒʳʳ

>>212900908
she's probably been ran through let's face it

>>212900934
must've missed that episode

Ingmar Bergman sub edish

>>212900924
never even made eye contact did you?
pussy

>>212900920
Have they stopped doing those now?

>>212900849
fuck me, we really do need to ban makeup, don't we, folks?

I'm putting together a team.

glistening to abba

>>212900972
Bergman films make me want to kill myself

British "Farmers" don't actually do any farming. They're merely subsidised stewards of land that they sell to build HMOs for Deliveroo Drivers. Or they give it to their kids (Tax Free).

caramel wispa
bangin

>>212900975
yeah

I remember when adverts would emphasise the importance of not being a label and beeing yourself when targetting benders, since then there's been an obsession with sticking as many labels on to yourself

>>212900990
Unironically you are bent if you wouldn't shag her.

>>212901014
oh aye

>>212900997
>>212894382
Put it together over there you daft yank. Nobody has a fucking clue what any of that means

hello you absolute legends

>>212901042
well yes obviously
but she burnished a 5-6 up to a 7-8

>>212901050
alri u weapon

>>212901050
fuck off Adam

post some more creepshots dtfic

>>212901071
wahey... knobead

got to pick the gf up from the station and had four cans after work already lol

>>212900990
still cute

>>212901091

alexa
book me a petite brunette escort who does facials

ktim

lucked out and entered a good career 12 years ago, bought a house 5 years ago

watch the moaning about no well paying jobs or affordable housing with morbid fascination while enjoying the mine that I got

>>212901101
get her vehicularly manslaughtered

Some cunt doing loops around the neighbourhood revving his 5cc engine as hard as possible and then stopping outside my house and just revving again for no reason other than to annoy.

wahey

As I recall I know you love to show off
but I never thought that you would take it this far
https://youtu.be/ZAz3rnLGthg

>zone 1 apartment
>first class degree from northern rgroup university
>28 minute 5k
>love cooking, sports, gaming and /brit/
>gf with similar interests and hobbies
my stats, who got me beat?

>>212901126
NOT THATS NOT WHAT ASKED FOR

>>212901138
that's all well and good, but what about the boomers. they're ruining your life!

>>212901153

>>212901017
was thinking t'other day about how there were loads of adverts in the 2000s that tried to be like little scenes from The Office, with a cringe boss and embarrassed staff and all that
what were that about?

Saw a blackie on one of those high power e-bikes doing at least 50mph in a 20 the other day. Very deadly things. Can't even hear them.

got another HR meeting scheduled

>>212901169
damn she landed right on ofcom posters

One kiss is all it takes.

>28 minute 5k
you proud of that are you? tubby cunt

>>212901204
das mausen ist verboten!!! >.<

>>212901204
you keep posting this and it doesn't get funnier btw

>>212901091

>>212901176
NW3 postcode
Desmond from a rustlers group
5k pb sub 23 min
also love cooking, sports and /brit/ but not bothered about gaming
gf is half jewish and has large tits

>>212901169
haha i love when things go wrong

>>212901204
cannae post that!!!

lf you're a man it doesnt matter how you feel, only what you do

What do rorke and leftypol look like?

>>212901240
gotem lel

one fist is all takes

>>212901169
gunged that freak

>>212901219
Paper round in Ljubljana

Revokes video permissions for any non-UK flag within /brit/ :

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:not(:has(.flag-gb)):if(.fileText:has-text(/webm|mp4/)):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

um

>>212901260

Daft Punk is playing at my house
my house
https://youtu.be/d7kqfeRb0KY

>>212901260

and for my tea I am having rice pudding

forgot to mention
SOTD: Creed Virgin Island Water

>>212901297
Fuck that's a lot.. wow

>>212901297
>>212901308

lurking in falmouth

thats nasty :/

Things are in motion for me to get my UK passport (I'm a dual citizen). I'm thinking of visiting Northern Ireland first. Up the RA! Any sightseeing recommendations?

>>212901280
fiendish

>>212901010
unironically interesting

>>212901260

>>212901285
only one that actually had their culture destroyed were the south americans, African and Indian culture is still alive and well

>>212901334
Yeah I recommend you see your way out of here and back home

rasheed

>>212901308
disgusting
>>212901297
would eat

Spaino bringing out all his characters for one last show before the last /brit/ ever like a series finale

>>212900813 (OP)
he's a big guy

>>212901285
I'm afraid the humans sacrifices had to stop

>>212901365
What's the final date again?

Dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
https://youtu.be/6dBt3mJtgJc

we're no longer allowed healthy male role models like Brad Pitt in Fight Club

>>212901297
>>212901308
she pooped in the pudding omgdz

>Humanity is a tortured being trapped between God and Beast

>>212901358
>>212901392

>>212901355
I'm literally your fellow citizen.

this is the future of england, biomass angry at you and demanding more and more and MORE

>>212901405
don't let other people tell you who your role models should be lad

'za ordered it gon be lush

>>212901398
wee joy division fella

>>212901392
>>212901358
>>212901297
As if I needed another reminder that Israel should be geocoding Germany and not Palestine

>>212901429

>>212901050
There he is

um

>>212901429
Leftypol DEMANDING they can all come here with 15 dependents all on UC

>>212901422
On paper only

fucking hell it's hot outside

>>212901452
https://youtu.be/MDq9YHcIip0

Love cats so much its unreal

>>212901444
what does she do after?

top male role models in tv/film?
>Tyler Durden
>Patrick Bateman
>Walter White
>Vic Makay

>>212901479
You mean the only place it matters?

Haha, yes Germany, very good.

>>212900857
don't get it

>>212900849
>>212900990
rorke discovers makeup

nonce my takeaway has uploaded a new colab video with gary eats i see

catyank smite this poo poster with your janitorial powers

>212901444
Lily Allen getting desperate
Also please fuck off

>>212901515
how much did they get paid for this? did they earn any money? seems like they're doing it for a laugh

UK immigration policy should just be based on the split between countries that can use the E-gates and those that can't
If you can't use the e-gates you shouldn't be able to live here unless it's an exceptional circumstance

>>212901521
I just watched it, it's shite. Same old rigmarole

listening to evanescence - my last breath

please stop pooposting I'm about to have my dindins

>>212901511
The one place no individual takes seriously

>>212901537
Adding these to my collection :)

Can't wait to get my UK passport so I can escape this Godforsaken country into your Godforsaken country

I was going to say at least he's posting a spate of new poo webms but then he went and broke that

back from an unjust 3 day bantoil

>>212901552
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>212901526
I am not a janitor.
https://youtu.be/gfQljgzAtRE

>>212901526
Literally every single scatpost in this thread is picked up by >>212901280.

>>212901526
funny how hes actually a janny
remember years ago his face was posted but it seems to have slipped though the cracks and now no one ever posts it
remember he was ginger-ish with small thin glasses

one last wank then im becoming a christian

>>212901555
Luckily for me we're only technically individuals and mostly citizens of a nation.

every day i get closer to understanding why kurt cobain killed himself

>>212901576
kin ell is this real?

>>212901564
>>212901569
kys dtfic you degenerate freak

If CEOs are so smart, why would you continue to embrace the woman you're cheating with when you know the camera at a concert is scanning the crowd for couples to display on the big screen?

>>212901576
janny is fair
janny is just

fyi to spam the scat videos they use a tool that is designed by paedos to secretly embed illegal files and post them from a myriad of proxies (the "nonce botnet" as it were)

>>212901540
reminder curry 'chefs' in local slop shops get in on specialist visas

zesty cat

man in a convertible shouting at a cat crossing the road, mad tings

>>212901576
omg is this real?

>>212901637
side show bob

>>212901568
UK in the summer is outstanding
It's awful rest of the year

got stuff to do this weekend

can't see what posts everyone is reacting to, can only assume they're under a dogshit flag that I've filtered like a sensible person would

>>212901603
Hope that technically helps when you get smacked in the gob for being a smelly foreigner

>>212901576
>3 day ban
Hope you had a nice 15 minutes

>>212901640
"lockdown wasn't that bad"

well rorke?

>>212901540
whats that cheeky red and blue flag then

>>212901683
serve what?

>>212901616
I don't like the poo, I'm just saying if he wants to take people by surprise he shouldn't be using the same old poo we're used to

Tone, I can't post

been here 3 months, dont know who rorke is

>>212901688
the principality of liechtenstein

>>212901676
Oh please, I'm an American. Everyone loves us.

>>212901576

>>212901683
sexist prick thinks being a woman means wearing a dress and makeup get in the bin

>>212901594
On the contrary, my hair is brown and I don't wear glasses.
https://youtu.be/JsquCRfDDLA

Don't get why Adam doesn't bring his spainlad character back. I know he got his trip banned but they had to change the trips anyway so no one would realise.

>>212901683
who tf says "restroom"

>>212901691
see>>212901537 >>212901515 >>212901444

>>212901704
Hypothetical right wing man. But more generally any person you want to make light-hearted fun of, even yourself.

>>212901668
Weatherberg told me it'd be thunder and lightning and pissing it down this very moment yet here I am in the garden with my feet up. Lying cunt he is.

>>212901688
Rorkemania

90s films are so comfy. wish we could go back

stop catposting

3 more sleeps until toil

Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Heinrich Himmler
Sir Joseph Goebbels
Sir Alfred Rosenberg
Sir Joachim von Ribbentrop
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir Rudolf Hess
Sir Hermann Goering
Sir Walter Model
Sir Wilhelm Frick
Sir Karl Doenitz
Sir Albert Speer
Sir Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Sir Horst Wessel
Sir Benito Mussolini
Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
Sir Ante Pavelic
Sir Leon Degrelle
Sir Vidkun Quisling
Sir Anton Mussert
Sir Corneliu Codreanu
Sir Andrey Vlasov
Sir Jozef Tiso
Sir Ferenc Szalasi
Sir Hristo Lukov
Sir Eoin O'Duffy

>>212901733
because he (well, you because you want attention to yourself) is uncreative as fuck and couldn't keep the character going without being even more obvious than it already was

>>212901683
The ideal outcome

>>212901728

>>212901736
Americans

>>212901747
cheers for feeding the newfag there
just kidding you cunt

>>212901759
watched human traffic yesterday, good film that

>>212901736
English is an American language

>>212901784
Aled

>>212901688
If you mean the bottom left, it's Liechtenstein

>>212901733
nobody replied to him when he tripped because he was easily filtered

>>212901771
>Sir Oswald Mosley
Bro thinks he's on the team *skull*

>>212901708
Cute that you believe this

>well rorke i have been reviewing your 4chan posts and they seem to break hate speech laws

so we're supposed to believe that catyank isn't a janny and he just gets a free pass to use an avatar because reasons?

>>212901763

BBC Weather fucking love their lil thunderstorm warnings

Will unironcially vote for the Corbyn Oarty

>>212901834
nobody reports catyank

being interviewed outside sunderland magistrates court by a journo about my 4chan nonceposts

so, this is rorke

>>212901824
We will bomb all of our enemies mercilessly until they become our frens :)

>Oarty

>>212901845
homer simpson

>had another panic attack during an interview

Welp haha I think my life is totally fucked wahey

a (boozy) cuddle with Jack

>>212901854
Is big fat Dianne joining you reckon? Just taking a parting swipe at the chosen ones on her way out.

Right!
It's time to go to the cans shop and the chips shop
BIG CANS. BIG CHIPS.

uh oh can sense a "he can post the cats why can't I post the [redacted]" melty

well rorke?

rorke trying to make toast and he accidentally buttered his thumb
he washed his hand, came back and did it again while buttering the other slice

his silence speaks volumes
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/104488606/#q104489069

Spainlard.

>>212901911

>>212901784
not me desu
https://youtu.be/r6XElAPENe4

>>212901906
what are the chances he is a nonce lads?

>>212901911
rorke failing to realise there's butter on the handle of the knife and he's got butter back on his hand straight away after washing and drying it

>>212901906
Someone needs to edit one of those clips of a guy jumping into the camera asshole-first into this

Rorke raw dogging his nan

>>212901940
how many cats do you have?

*enters the thread*

>>212901861
i report all of his avatar posts and never once have they been removed, nor has he ever been warned or banned

janny will remove this post for announcing a report but give catyank a free pass to use an avatar, spam about star wars (off topic) and make racist /pol/ posts

Any feckless worms wriggling about?

>>212901974
the hands of a government man

>>212901948
me that is kek

>>212901974
Evening, Roke

>>212901974
welcome

>>212901974
kek this was me during my first ever job interview when I was 18. Bought a comically large suit from George. Didn't get the job

He's STILL fucking revving. Not going anywhere just making noise and looking for attention.

>>212901896
blud is waffling

>>212901983
undulating and writhing right this second

>>212901979
cheer up miserable bastard

Don't eat toast me. Carbs without any protein is for gay boys

>/brit/ poster with alzheimers looking in a mirror
>"kitm"

>>212902013
They made a song about people who rev their engine, quite good actually:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaeI61BtVc

Lets go to mothercare where rorke buys his underwear
Lets go to tescos where rorke buys his best clothes

>>212902055
howled

>>212901887
you'll get there mate

>>212902030
whatever
next time you complain about the pedo spam the ai slop and the scat videos remember it's catyank the corrupt demonic scum whose job it is to deal with it all

Roke buys shoes from Cancer Research UK

>>212902073
No I won't
be quiet

>>212902014
Soz pal thought you had high enough iq to make it through 2 sentences

>>212901983
took too much acid last weekend and was just writhing around on the floor sweating for a while

Rocke soiling his asda george jeans

rorke walking around claries

rorke buying discounted polo shirts from tk maxx

technically not ponies

>Rocke

leftypol in his pink crocs

roke eating eclaires

>>212902114
it's pony content

ronke eating tesco custard slices

if roke dropped a £20 pound note

>>212902075
i usually just leave if the thread is bad but have you considered that there's probably 4-5 jannies throughout the day and catyank is the only one who speaks english. the rest probably don't give a fuck about /brit/ and when they're on duty is when most of the spam goes unbanned

rorke rorkeing about rorkeily

>>212901889
a cuddle with Winston

and janny agrees :)

I once ended a very positive, reassuring e-mail to a group of students who just failed an assignment and were asking me for a resit with:

>Best retards,
>Sam

No one ever commented on it. I hope they didn't notice.

>i usually just leave if the thread is bad
wish i could do this but then i'd just be away 24/7

>>212902119
so this is rōku

>>212902058
Kek I played it and he stopped but now he's started again

>>212902206
scremjongtengtong

>>212902195
you posted this last a few threads ago adam

ronke picking the tomato slices off his pizza

>>212902206
roarke

Emma Watson should fart in my face.

leftypol picking the plants outside to put as toppings on his pizza

https://youtu.be/o-kZW948QjU?si=kCnsGCO1SB35yygx

>>212902206
it's so funny the way she flies out of frame

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752843339700410.webm
So this is Rorke

>>212902012
Did George get his suit back?

nice one lads

>>212902246
this poster is just as bad as catyank imo
but he actually gets banned sometimes which is a plus

brazilian women <3

caveman leftypol asking caveman rorke if he can bring back any vegetarian options instead of deer or rabbit

>>212902291
what, permanently?

>>212902291
Wow you can actually get cancelled for being woke now

>>212902291
Kicking a little girl out of class for saying she's proud to be British is an extremist position.

caveman cronem: mmphhhh

caveman leftypol putting restrictions on the length and size of clubs in rorke's tribe

>>212902338
>>212902315
>>212902309
A school that took a 12-year-old girl out of a diversity class for wearing a Union Jack dress has told parents it has closed early for summer after being the target of "extremist abuse".

Bilton School in Rugby, Warwickshire, said the "difficult decision" had been made in the "interest of student and staff safety".

The school, which is part of the Stowe Valley Multi-Academy Trust, had earlier offered its "unreserved apologies" after saying an incident on Friday 11 July had caused "considerable upset to one of our pupils, her family and members of the wider community".

The letter continues: "As many of you are aware, over the last week the school has been the target of extremist abuse, online and via our telephone systems, which deeply saddens us. The nature and tone of this abuse has escalated in recent days including personal threats to staff.

"While we have been working closely with our multi-agency partners to address the situation, our primary responsibility remains the safety and wellbeing of every child and member of staff."

The letter was signed by the school's headteacher and the CEO of the Stowe Valley Multi-Academy Trust.

Today was supposed to be the school's last day before closing at 12.30pm for the summer holidays.

the life-guard saw rorke drowning and got the ick

>>212902378
so they've closed half a day early then

leftypol drowning even while wearing his arm-bands

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752844859089202.webm

>so leftypol, i heard the police escorted you to portest for migrants.

>portest

>>212902469
what is por and why is he testing it

>so rorke, i heard you've lost every cultural war battle since the 1960s

thread's too slow. get an early new made.

Canslad wonders, what the fuck is wrong with wearing a union jack themed outfit in the fucking UK?

Not like she was in a fucking school in the heart of Ireland

no idea how people drown just flap your arms nigga

>>212902526
racist

>>212902378
why would they kick her out?

>>212902469
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her............

>>212902378
>>212902291
her dad is such a freak, i feel bad for her

>>212861599

>>212861599

>>212902559
>>212902559
>>212902559

>>212902553
her rorke dad wrote a speech for her that he knew broke the rules they'd set previously and they fell for the bait, so now he's getting what he wants and she's showing up at tommy robinson events

>>212902551
explain

>>212902571
er

can we get a proper new made please

>>212902611
I don't believe it. But it's scene as being someone only gammon edl racists wave around as a point of nationalism. All nationalism is bad, and the equivalent of being an extreme racist, homerphobe, etc. Also if you fly it, it means you support all the bad things that Britain has ever done, or been imagined to do.
It's not any deeper than that, it just has connotations. The St. George's cross is the extreme new game plus version.