Thread 212901026

poo smells lmao

>>212901026 (OP)
agent crodie banks

>>212901026 (OP)
yo cody

Clean it up janny

>>212902759
scrmeaign

brambly bush

watching the 'pranos

screamnig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKIgv8AhffA&t
i cri evertiem

Thom Yorke has just shown up on this PJ Harvey album. what's he doing here???

reading yhe binble

every thread is the same posts

your da makes his money wanking men off after a massage

nothing's gonna happen is it?

>>212894967

or has rorke managed to scramble something together for this weekend

It that time of month where we pretend to be cultured and high class despite only interacting with popular art widely considered good so that there’s no chance of looking lowbrow or tryhard

>>212904785
don't like it fuck off
simple as

this country is a fucking disgrace

need a grok gf

4chan won't get banned

>>212904872
get the boomers wanked off

>>212904898
her mouth is drawn weird and animated weirdly when she talks
if they could just fix this, she'd be perfect

>>212904898
timmy likes his digital katy

>>212904898
300 quid a month for this shite
ive got a real gf for free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvxTxhZTNI0
Good watch this for any plane autists

>>212904974
Well it's the best he could do now isn't it? Yes, and they are waggling now aren't they? That's right.

>asian population of bradford
they're proper clustered in those two little spots aye?
bet there's parts of bradford that look homogeneously white through scheer self-segregation

>>212904994
>irish
good lord no thank you

>>212905016
yeah das rite x

>>212904924
50/50 imo

>>212905039
don't be racist

probably get the train into town tomorrow and walk about aimlessly for 30km or so

it's something to do innit

waggling my 10cm S curve baton

Friday night /brit/ is too slow to entertain me. Going to /britfeel/.

>>212905131
coming with

>>212905088
got some errands to run me so I will be doing an incel walk around town for a few hours. 30km is a bit much though

who we got in the boxing tomorrow?

>>212905088
going to get a mcdonalds again?

>>212905251
Dubois by KO

giwtwm cwltsmc

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sissies/comments/1lq81om/being_responsible_and_doing_my_recycling/

>>212905251
who's playing

just realised to in order to become rich you just need a lot of money

Can't stop wanking to AI generated gay porn lads. Think Iay have a problem

>>212905251
Usyk

>>212905297
need this fact checked

bored and also depressed

>>212904872
>NOOOO, WHY AREN'T POOR PEOPLE ENSLAVING THEMSELVES TO DEBT SERVITUDE, NOOOOO

>>212905274
>verify age with self

yeah nah

>>212905333
still?

i could be so good for you

My armpits smell like chimichanga

>>212905333
do something you enjoy

>put phone down
>2 seconds later picks it back up
am i retarded

>>212905178
If it's nice weather the miles go by easily I find, especially once you get into your stride. Chance of rain tomorrow though so that may cut the walk short.

>>212905271
I shouldn't really, 2 weeks in a row, but I feel like 30km easily balances it out like surely I must be burning off a double quarter pounder and 3 chicken selects with limited edition Frank's Hot Sauce spicy mayo over that distance. We'll see. Also thanks for remembering me x

what if willies sucked themselves

>>212905412
better still what if golf balls did

>>212905412
you'd be redundant then, eh?

>>212905424
preposterous

7 days

>>212905403
i enjoyed your order. you should have a big arch a post a review for the brit lads

>>212905392
rookie

Not sure if poo does smell anymore

>>212905463
no he shouldn't
i can't justify spending 8 quid on a shitty burger from mcdonalds and i can't justify someone else doing so in my name either

REALLY. DEFINITELY. ought to go for a walk

...but don't fucking want to

>Searching for posts that contain ‘poo smells lmao’ and in ‘gb’. 884 results found.
bizarre

>>212905509
too warm still innit

nice night for a walk

>>212905464
want her to wank me off with marigolds on and tell me what a naughty boy i am

>>212905464
Mad how David Mitchell of all people gets to bury his face in these

My girlfriend looks a bit like Sophia Lillis aha it's pretty good.
Seeing her tomorrow. Not sure what we're going to do, but I bought her a present (It's some lego)

>>212905488
nah they took the smell out because of woke

>>212905555
Bradley Walsh Yhe Binble

>>212905556
they did the same to cex. the BO is gone

/brit/ is officially withdrawing from the World Health Organisation

sweating my bollocks off all of a sudden

>>212905463
It looks alright but I feel like mcdonalds have solved burgers with with double quarter pounder. I worry that I wouldn't like the Big Arch as much.

that's ireland on the filter list

>>212905594
No they did not

mcdonalds burgers are RANK
don't even taste like meat

>>212905604
maccas needs to do tomatoes on their burgers

like hungry jacks and the whoppers

cor love the tomato and onions on a whopper. could demolish one right now

>>212905604
their special items are always too sloppy and it's much too apparent it's just whatever ingredients are left from the last one

get a load of the big man with his meat burgers

>>212905604
someone should go on trial for getting rid of the triple cheeseburger

>>212905630
i frequent it all the time
i can assure it doesn't smell any more

>>212905640
yeah that would be nice. Closest you get is tomato ketchup, which admittedly I do like on the burgers.

>>212905604
It lacks the simplicity of the Big Mac and the authenticity of proper salad burgers
Too much of not enough

Might get a chinky takeaway tonight. Want anything?

>>212905683
rorke looking fine

>>212905683
So this is Rorke

>>212905690
That's because you smell so lovely that you cancel it out my lovely x

do you remember the chicken legend?
i do

my grandpa invented the trope in porn of putting the willy in the pizza box

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in europe?

>>212905704
a chinese gf would be nice, please
please, mate
please

Any Brum cuzzies? Come down Broad Street

>>212905655
Ronald McDonald

>>212905704
chicken in yellow bean sauce with
cashews please mate x

The Tech Noir scene in the Terminator has to be one of the best scenes ever filmed.

Say what you will, but Ruslers burgers aren't that bad

>>212905728
Just a worse mcchicken sandwich really

>>212905728
its become the chicken myth now since people aren't quite sure if it ever really existed

>>212905704
Yeah can I get some sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice. Cheers lad.

>>212905704
i want you to bite your own fingers off to spare us from your larps and posts

oh rorke...

Burgers is it? Look no further than the fish and chip shop staple,

>>212905774
Used to like the occasional one but I got bullied and laughed at by my coworkers for eating them so never bought em again

>>212905792
What's wrong with this? Filipinos are trad and homely

>>212905796
hate gimmick burgers
simply too much shit in that

>>212905774
quite like the rustloid chicken one myself
find the beef versions a bit meh

Insensitive much?

>>212905796
>fish and chip shop
>sells burgers
classic wacky aussie behaviour like how your pubs are called hotels

>>212905796
reddit burger

>>212905792
best he cud do

>>212905796
Costs about the same as Macca's dross, more satisfying and better for you

>>212905841
no way the official police posted that kek

not a fan of fried egg on a burger

Lads......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................cans?

>>212905836
>gimmick burgers
I assure you that exact burger is sold in every fish and chip shop as the main alternative to fish.

Deliverance on BBC Two tonight. About some blokes bumming each other so we can watch that

love Five Guys me

scotland has fallen

>>212905796
Australians are just horrid at making food.

>>212905888
bit pricey now

>>212905888
halal shite

>>212905883
not really into blokes bumming each other to be honest

>>212905888
slut

>>212905883
typical Jewish anti-white culture propaganda piece but old!
Yuck.

>>212905704
what's her @

>>212905842
we've been over this
they're called hotels because they have rooms above
they're no different to what you call inns

>>212905883
based

>>212905880
fair fannies if true, australia should be weird to me as an English Man

Ahem, cans?

>>212905906
Bridgeton is a shithole

you're my wife now!!!

>>212905917
always was
but they do give you a months worth of chips

>>212905728
only thing I ever got from there I've had maybe 3 maccies since they got rid of it

fucking hell he really is desperate to fit in isn't he

>>212905992
>Toby Codd

>>212905880
Does it taste good? Pineapple with a burger seems weird

Kinos to watch

The Ballad of Wallis Island - tonight on streaming

Upcoming

Jurassic park and Superman at the local boutique cinema

Weapons and Eddington at the multiplex

>>212905962
lots of bbcs there

>>212905992
leftypol already calling it a sexual emergency

>>212906021
Why is it always a faggot/tranny

>>212906000
Why the fuck is Hegel in there? kek

>>212905906
rapid clartenings taking place in those buildings

Deliverance is not a good movie. The only reason it has any renown is because of the shock factor of the rape scene. It's like thinking those cheap jumpscare films are good.

>>212906021
lts not that far just save up some money come over and go to a gay club

rorke pottering around Waterstones skimming through books with no intention of buying them purely to kill time before his train arrives

>>212906080
It's a comfy bro hangout movie

Rorke in the Occult and New Age section

>>212906000
*puts yhe binble in there*

>>212906129
ktim

feeling poo grangled

>>212906158
borkes whip

>>212906158
dont see any catbergs doing that!

>>212906161
dunelm

Why do all mtf troons do that annoying nasally fake voice
It's always the same

>>212906158
he's rover the limit

>>212906129
Did that earlier after my incel walk

>>212906129
ktim
what i like is that people in waterstones dont heckle you or ask what it is your looking for like every other shop

>>212906158
he's barked on the yellow lines

>>212906188
l've heard hundreds of trannies speak and can confirm this

>>212906200
can only see this incel's legs and he already looks pathetic loool

>>212906200
No-one asked nor cares, go to B&Q tomorrow and buy a rope you boring cunt

>>212906129
can't do this anymore since exberg works there

if you live in walking distance of a waterstones you are liberal elite

>>212906233
bit rude

All crisps have been ruined for me after these. Just wolfed down a huge bag of them.

>>212906200
glasgow?

>>212906265
...yh

>>212906218
>what it is your looking for
Everyone can tell you don't read books

>>212906158
dogberg decided to put the woof down as it was hot

>>212906218
because people interested in reading are generally a higher calibre of person

>>212906197
>>212906223
Wahey

>>212906261
just did a big pack of crisps myself but not telling you which because they're peng and sometimes they're sold out

um....... cans?

used to work at Waterstones absolutely comfy job

>>212906200
why you ordering a womans coffee

>>212906295
never be able to get them where I live. Middle of nowhere

crisps are low iq

>>212906158
"just parked meowdi"

>>212906261
I think they sell those in the Spar near me but I don't usually go to Spar because it's bloody expensive compared to other shops

>>212906316
hi crisps

dog driving a car
modern britain

>>212906310
corr that must have been great. all those art hoes

>>212906330
done that cunt

>>212906330
he's been done

Borke and Leftypoodle

>>212906330
slammed that dick

>>212906341
your mums got her license then?

>>212906261
You're a fool. You'll get tired of these and be begging for a packet of mccoys salt and vinegar within months of being just around those.
Imagine you can have as many of these as you want.
But no quavers, no skips, no co-op own brand, nary a kettle chip that isn't shit.

>>212906341
seen it all now

Da Oozi Nein Millameetah

Borke barking at fireworks
leftypoodle shaking in fear and shitting all over his bed

>>212906386
the perfect infiltration unit...

leftypoodle scranning whiskas and diluted milk
borke scranning leftypoodle

>>212906368
Give the past a slip

what happens if you're a footballer and you need a poo in the middle of the game?

once I looked it up to see if there were any jobs going at the comfy waterstones cafe and their website said you had to enquire in person

seems like a good method of weeding out autistic freakazoids (like myself) and making sure only forward-thinking, assertive norms apply with a firm handshake and a vibe check

it's all been so easy for me today. woke up late - as per. no worries - charmed folk such as i needn't be there for all that fuss in the mornings. nope, i was up ooooooh around 2pm. then, i shat. and it was such a good, solid, healthy shit, which is all down my to my first class diet and for that, i thank my personal chef persephone who i am also shagging and have sired a secret son with. he is currently studying abroad and is set to become a doctor.

unleashing some very stinky farts into my underground incel dungeon

>>212906440
you use the pitch-side poo bucket

The BIG chips have been scranned
Now, onto the BIG cans after I wash the BIG plate that I had the BIG chips on

>>212906449
Nah it's because they only employ whites. I've never seen a wog working in a Waterstones

>>212906457
good 'mick

>>212906466
drink a can of this you gypsy vermin and let us be done with you

>>212906449
A large portion of people going to the Waterstones cafe will be absolute smelly freaks though, could drive you mad if you don't have the willpower for it.

>>212906382
You raise a fair point
I am gagging for salt and vinigger mccoys

all ive got near me is the works

>>212906489
there's no such thing as a good mick

lads, cans?

borke crossing the street to avoid the pack of pitbulls coming in the opposite direction

>>212906449
>seems like a good method of weeding out autistic freakazoids
you would think that but it didn't manage to stop exberg getting in there

Did that earlier but it was a gaggle of teenage girls

One meal a day is killing me lads. Had this from hello fresh. Sausage meat, naan, tomato paste, bacon and cheese. 2100 calories. Plus a salad. Want to scran, might make nachos.

exciting stuff ahead for me this weekend, all.

>>212906510
Every time I fly to Britain I stock up. You can get salt & vinegar lays sparingly, maybe pringles and that's about the best. Squares? You're dreaming if you think you're getting squares, or a chipstick. Your life is paprika, spring onion, whatever the fuck chakalaka is, and smokey bacon derivatives. Cheese, no onion.

leftypoodle kept on his leash at all times
borke roaming free (within eyesight of his master)

>She had stabbed Price with a butcher's knife while he was sleeping. According to the blood evidence, he awoke and tried to turn the light on before attempting to escape while Knight chased him through the house. He managed to open the front door and get outside, but he either stumbled back inside or was dragged back into the hallway, where he finally died after bleeding out. Price's autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in both the front and back of his body, with many of the wounds extending into vital organs.

>Several hours after Price had died, Knight skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a door to the lounge room. She then decapitated Price and cooked parts of his body, serving up the meat with baked potato, carrot, pumpkin, beetroot, zucchini, cabbage, yellow squash and gravy in two settings at the dinner table, along with notes beside each plate, each having the name of one of Price's children on it. She was preparing to serve his body parts to his children. Price's head was found in a pot with vegetables.

*starts shadow boxing in the corner of the thread*

hi xx

in bed sucking a vape

>>212906295
co-op own brand salt and vinegar 100%

>>212906565
stay true to your diet lad

we're all very proud of you and want what's best for you x

>>212906573
You need Discos in your life my son
2nd best salt and vinegar in my humble opinion

Was only gonna drink 4 cans but I've drank 3 in an hour :(

Star Trek convention
>Left: 90s Star Trek show Deep Space Nine
>Centre + Right: 2017-2024 Star Trek show "Discovery"

embarrassing
imagine being one of those two sad cunts

What brand cigarettes do you lads smoke?

borke showing audible concern with the presence of a dark skinned gentleman

>>212906666
https://voca.ro/1iyJQ2ScsKuV

Cans?

>>212906611
They hurt in the best ways.
>>212906621
Never had one, only avoided the pickled onion ones because of space raiders trauma. You should see the fucking state of monster munch here.

leftypoodle sniffing exclusively the arses of other male dogs
borke not going to the park at all because he gets bullied by the pitbulls

While Singapore is one of the safest countries I’ve visited with family, I had a moment that made me uncomfortable. A man (an Indian stranger I didn’t know) kept asking for my number and was persistent even when I clearly said no.

>>212906565
i pack boxes for hello fresh for $38/hr

>>212906655
Marlboro

GOOD EEEEEEEVENING HISSSS HISSSSS HISS HISSS HISSSS

SUCH A FINE THREAD WE HAVE HERE HISSSS HISSSS HISSSS

MIND IF I TAKE THE REIGNS? HISSSSSSSSS

just cant be fucking arsed drinking anymore
2 cans and ive had enough just not worth it

>>212906655
Lucky Strikes or Camel Gold

when l worked Waterstones there was a weird autist lad who would come in and start touching himself in the maps section

>>212906640
ye ma
>>212906655
ye da
>>212906664
ye na

>>212905599
same and it was about that time as well

>>212906684
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Fucking dire there
PIZZA is not a fucking valid crisp flavour

>>212906705
YESSSSS HISSSS HISSS HISSS

TAKE CONTROL HISSS HISS HISSS HISSS

TAKE CONTROL LIKE THE POWER VIPER HISSS HISSSS HISSSS

>>212906655
roll my own with auld kendal

When I see a post that is vaguely related to me I feel like it's some kind of targeted gangstalking attempt but I have to ground myself and realise they're schizo thoughts

catberg

20 carrot ring, I put my finger down her throat
If I lose a carrot she might choke

Watching series 3 episode 13 of Frasier

>>212906699
That's a lot I like it so far. Food is okay quality. Quick easy and tasty. Chicken is shite quality honestly. Save me from eating pizza literally every night.

>>212906655
im sucking on the vape
taking a fat load of vapour down my throat

Uhh, lads, what about the cans?

but b&h remind me of not giving up but giving in

shitting nora

>>212906728
But what ever shall they do with the scraps of cheese or tomato seasoning.

>>212906755
awright papa

>>212906765
The dance episode, classic.

>>212906765
good episode that

>>212906783
you wouldn't catch me drinking from a can

>>212906710
mate you seen some of those mountain peaks cor

>>212906756
Evening Toby mate

>>212906761
having cold air blown up his arse like he's some sort of pharaoh
who the hell does he think he is?

>>212906761
catberg hogging the fan as per

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

>>212906756
>but I have to ground myself
alri chuck from better call saul

The highest ranked films on IMDB I've never bothered to watch
>3. The Dark Knight
>15. Some Star Wars shite
>21. It's a Wonderful Life
>28. Terminator 2
>37. Some anime bollocks
>39. Whiplash (?)
>41. The Prestige (?)
>44. Spiderman ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE
>45. Casablanca

you reckon I'm missing out lads?
I don't think so.

Abbatoir worker gf 2025

>>212906787
looks like the beac h they filmed the music video for destiny's child-i'm a survivor

>>212906846
>Terminator 2
obviously watch this

[THIS MESSAGE CAN ONLY BE VIEWED BY: mousenonce]

>>212906805
Why not?

Thoughts on moths?

>>212906846
Watch Casablanca for some good ol' propaganda

>>212906846
dark knight is pretty alright
terminator 2 kino of course
can safely skip the boomer shit like casablanca or wonderful life, literally only popular cause generations have been raised being told it's popular. emperor's new clothes sitch

>>212906846
Whiplash, The Prestige and the animated Spider-verse films (both of them) definitely worth watching.

Terminator Poo

>>212906846
Watch T2. Now.

>>212906872
i can't think of anything more ghastly! oh no, even bottles feel somewhat downmarket for a man of my status.

grown men that sexualize pony drawings should be culled

Big anti immigrant protest tomorrow and I should go despite being an immigrant myself.
I reckon they would treat me nice.

>>212906910
lel

get this fuckign PINTS down ya beck NOW

>>212906920
What if you pour it into a glass?

>>212906914
>>212906863
>>212906902
but I haven't seen Terminator 1

>girl at work asked me for my number
>a little involuntary smile came on because I thought she wanted to talk outside of work hours
>she immediately clarified that she only asked to pass it onto toilberg so he could call me on my days off if I was ever needed on shifts
>now I look like a mong who got rejected AND toilberg now has 24/7 access to me

>>212906935
how

>>212906846
whiplash is kino

>>212906932
i'd think that's the least one could expect yes.

>>212906921
incorrect use of the word culled

>>212906846
>>3. The Dark Knight
capekino
>>15. Some Star Wars shite
skip
>>21. It's a Wonderful Life
kino
>>28. Terminator 2
High Kino
>>37. Some anime bollocks
Grave of the Fireflies is good
>>39. Whiplash (?)
overrated
>>41. The Prestige (?)
kino
>>44. Spiderman ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE
capeslop
>>45. Casablanca
slop

>>212906873
cool guys

>>212906940
shes done you there

kim possible
call me beep me if you want to reach me
so what's the sitch

>>212906935
Nice double feature then

Thank you for supporting the Canadian film industry

>>212906940
double done, very rarely possible

>>212906940
time to find a new job

>>212906940
lol

>>212906920
Cans maintain the carbonation better and you should use a glass anyway. Doesn't compete with draught pints but if you're at home you can't always get it.

>>212906959
great job mate

And the motto still the same
Ball like I won a championship game

>>212906845
>>212906808
don't like these comparisons

>>212906935
Watch the Terminator. Now.

>>212906959
aye calm down roger ebert

>>212906932
i'd think that's the least one could expect yes.

>>212906983
if you think quality is marked by the amount of fizz then i'm afraid to say you are so beneath me as to not warrant a proper response.

>>212906940
she sent you fucking flying there, mate

confidently incorrect would-be pedants should be culled

>>212907003
>>212907003
>>212907003

>>212906956
get in the culling chambie mong

>>212906959
why are you replying to posts that died over a decade ago grandad
let them go
it wasn't your fault

>>212906910
I hardly know 'er!

>>212907014
If you understood that from my post then you're even less educated than a person like me should associate with.

Cant think of anything interesting to say lads

>>212907063
me at the trans convention

>>212907060
sorry but you should really go and drink a pepsi.

>>212907101
I prefer a Fentimans. Sorry, you might not know about them, it's a type of "pop".

>>212906413
Creasing

poo. yes, poo.