Thread 212902559

CANS AND CHIPS TIME edish

get some new pictures you drunkard

rorke losing every cultural battle war since 1960 even though people online are all casually racist and trump has had 2 terms

>>212902563
ok leftypol yeah a hardworking white dad what a horror bet you'd prefer he make her wear a burka

two shandies in
oh boy, gonna feel this one in the morning

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanslad

>>212902620
easy on the shandies big fella

>>212902610
not right what they done to r rorke x

>>212902620
absolute madlad haha x

same fucking dog shit edition
make a new

>>212902664
gonna have another one
might CHUNDER ALL OVER

Deegs has been missing since it was suggested God is Jewish

>>212902668
wots the towel for

>>212902620
well now you have a choice to make don't you
because you can stop at just two but after three you can't stop till six or seven
reckon you've got the stomach for it lad?

>>212902680
Seethe on you boring dickhead

>>212902620
used to have one with my school dinner and the others lads would say stuff like this haha

I miss boozing

any weedman in surrey

trans women rule the world

>>212902760
nah, surrey

>>212902751
and where were the teachers in all this?

remember back in 2014-2016 where youtube was absolutely full of fascist music, fashwave etc?

was largely purged in 2017-2018 but it's coming back now

leftypol creating all the conditions to fuel a disgruntled nationalist underclass then acting all coy and innocent when it backfires on him

listening to splitknot

Cansmong wants us to believe he's just chilling in the background with his cans but why is he on point in making every single new then?

furious at myself for allowing myself to be humiliated
ah well need to find rock bottom

I would stay up all night but I have no energy drinks left

>>212902814
sorry rorke, you lost

>>212902809
cos she's innocent

>>212902809
Is he still in that prison?

Rorke sending in threats to shoot up a school because they didn’t let a little girl read out a racist speech written by her dad on a day where the kids are supposed to all dress up in costumes and have fun.

Still fucking revving the PRICK

if the next thread is also by that attention seeking 47 year old man, i will not be partaking in it

>>212902896
See you in the next canslad thread mate

emo RAWRke

>>212902896
he just happy he got himself a vulnerable adult gf with his supreme flirting skills

leftypol acting like he's all oppressed because he can't teach primary school kids about anal fisting

>>212902896
why

Switched tinder to men for one night by accident and got 100+ likes. Wtf, I’m gay now

glistening

>>212902896
Good

>>212902910
Nah, lad.
He'll really stop this time.
>>212902938
She's married thankfully

>>212902840
they're probably in the pub laughing at you right now!

>>212902953
did this also but for like 15 mins
even after i switched back to women likes only i still had notifications going off over an hour later that were delayed
like literally broke the app cos of how many blokes were liking my profile

fucking mad
makes me realise i had the same exposure to women but didnt receive anywhere as many likes in that same period

just got back from the village bbq, mum said she would come with me but blew me off at the last minute because she was feeling tired.

Decided to get out and go anyway, dropped off some snacks and attempted to chat with two older blokes who weren't really interested in talking so I just wandered around the field for 30 minutes like a twat pretending to do something. finally got up the courage to go sit down with the big group in the middle and it was twenty minutes of deanos and old men/women chatting while i didnt say a single word, i was an outcast freak sitting slightly further from the inner circle than anyone else.

I was nearly in tears on the way home it harked back so much to school i hate being like this

in the garden, got the yes on

>>212903009
have seen videos of her doing a poo

>>212903016
At least you have us lad x

>>212903016
mallard

>>212903016
>he fell for the "leave your comfort zone meme"

>>212903016
You tried. l'm proud of you

want to start a car wash and employ illegal immigrants
seems like a right money spinner

>>212903009
she is the least likely type of person to be the victim of a racist attack from rorke though

mate has his entire life gifted to him by his dad and still complains like a cunt and has for the most part done nothing but fuck it up, only 22 and already has 2 babies with different mums

women clearly know hes got money and see him as a free ride, he dosses around gambling getting stoned and playing on his pc then complains about not having any purpose

how do i convince him to sort his life out

Make your choice, white man

>>212903074
TOPHERRRR

>>212903089
every true brit cries out for right

>>212903016
why would you care about socializing with old people and deanos i dont get it

>>212902559 (OP)
stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

>>212903089
every true brit cries out for left

>>212903083
>how do i convince him to sort his life out
why bother, sort yourself out

>>212903016
Your mum blew me off as well lad ;)

>>212903089
bit of both i reckon

granglo saxon

>>212903083
for what purpose? to earn more for the taxman to house mo and his family?

>>212903089
separate, distinct seasons
confuses rasheed, makes him long for karachi

oh my days who invited rorke to the cookout

>>212903142
because hes been my mate since we were 5

>>212903016
How old are you

Rorke’s parents are in their 70s

>>212903074
I don’t find him funny
Think he just has that harmless white guy look. Likes sport and beer and fast food and would make jokes about letting guys fuck his wife etc etc

>>212903182
34

>>212903175
does he help you with your life and purpose?

why do people with no social skills become so defeatist
the whole point of building skill is to fail over and over again, it's why you have none in the first place
>but i will be CRINGE and i will cry thinking about it over and over!
everyone has gone through this

>>212903089
really just hate the long days, sunberg still being out nearly 10 and raiding before 5 is just a piss take

prime minister sir nigel farage

>>212903083
>2 kids
And how many does rorke have? And no, *those* ones don't count.

>>212903206
>>212903177
BIOMASS

>>212903203
only good yank poster ever made on r/brit

can't wait till it's dark early so I can go kino incel jogs in the dark

>>212903177
actually done this before although l'm white and not scary

>>212903089
As a perpetually unhappy Incel Freak, I prefer the right.

>>212903200
And you were gonna go with your mum? Why?

>>212903203
>everyone has gone through this
lol not me I’m naturally outgoing and extroverted speak for yourself freak

>>212903201
if i needed it yeh reckon he would

Sir Nigger Fatbikerider

>>212903016
ktim

finished playing gta 3 through 4 a couple of weeks ago and havent been able to enjoy a game since

>>212903243
Rorke ordering a happy meal to cure his shandy hangover and Idi Amin turns up at his door

>>212903253
yeah because as an extrovert you went through that process before your balls dropped
doesn't mean it didn't happen

Sir Barbecue Freak

was just thinking about the implications of my tongue being straight up ruby granger's arsehole

rorke sipping a smirnoff ice and saying "ooo hello there"

racist man posts same three images

>>212903297
throat infection

>>212903016
Least you gave it a go lad, as others have said.

You're back home now, safe with your /brit/ pals. We all together in life.

just got back from driving 2 hrs to meet a girl. 10 mins into sitting in her house she says she’s tired and goes to sleep. then she texts me and tells me i look nothing like my photos irl

>>212903243
glad i never had to work at a place that did these food deliveries. They piss me off when im just in maccies as a customer. Always rude as hell

>>212903316
ki

fucking howling got this ald ipa (aldi ipa) from aldi. proper brewdog stuff as well, tastes alright for the price

spainfat larping as an extrovert here even though by definition an extrovert wouldn't be on 4chan long term
what is he like

>>212903297
I'd kiss you afterwards to get a taste

>>212903203
>waaaah I fail to conceptualise the experiences of others

>>212903016
Your mistake was showing up late. Showing up late and becoming the life of the party is an expert move (easy for me though). My advice for social beginners attending events: show up early when they are setting up and help out by carrying tables, parallel parking peoples cars etc.

Akira Kurosawa sub edish

>>212903331
>that cenotaph
died for nothing award

>>212903327
classic shit test mate

take some PUA classes

she was waiting for you to bust down her door and take here then and then

>>212903369
ikiru is kinotastic

I wonder what those boat people think of us.

One day they’re in smelly Africa, the next they’re in a boat coming over the Channel and the day after that they’ve downloaded Deliveroo and they’re going around delivering junk food to fat people, avoiding junkies and pissheads and single mothers and LGBT perverts and mentally ill and chronically sick people.

I suppose they just see themselves as picking through the ruins of a collapsing civilisation, taking whatever they can before it collapses and they probably move on somewhere else.

>>212903341
think this was the point of no return for me, how was i ever supposed to trust a woman ever again

here's the friday lunch, what does /brit/ think

any kinos on at the pictures these days? might go tomorrow

Sir 4chanpass Spammer

>>212903089
june 100 times over, the sun just makes everything better
anyone who larps about preferring winter is lying

>>212903341
this started it all

>>212903380
his best by far. some of his other films are still great though

>>212903369
Boring film

>>212903203
Most people go through this when they're 10 to 16 at a push though. It's near impossible for someone to fix their social skills when they're 18 or older lmao.

>>212903396
not since 2008

>>212903394
Not bad looking lad. Could be chad if you lost weight

>>212903394
extra large portion i see

>>212903381
honestly I don’t think a single coherent thought has ever occurred in their animal brains

>>212903416
boring person

>>212903317
absolutely worth it

>>212903349
*nasally nerd voice* no you just mishcanshepshulized my experiance

>>212902559 (OP)
all the british ladies i meet think i look russian because i have a goatee and buzz cut i think i look french or welsh

>>212903341
this was when I became khazakstan

>>212903394
wtf

>>212903341
done him

3 pots of burger sauce please

>>212903455
done him

Absolutely crazy how 300 years before 1725, Britain would've looked almost the same as it did in 1425, yet 300 years on from 1725 Britain is a completely unrecognisable hellhole swarming with African and Indians.

If you showed a British solider in 1944 what Britain would look like in 2025, he would:

1. Assume Britain somehow lost a war to India and Ethiopia.
2. Join the Germans.

it’s crazy you’ve got to sit through 2 hours of deadmau5’s absolutely shit music just to find a half decent song

>>212903346
cock twitched at this ngl

3 cider pints please

>>212903467
4.50 please

>>212903419
I believe this wholeheartedly.

I'm 32 and it's over for me. Occasionally I have the odd fantasy that I'm not that weird and that I could be normal some day but it's complete delusion.

>>212903396
smurfs
another jurassic park
marvel slop
another superman
I know what you did last summer (reboot?)

normies are subhuman

>>212903475
Give it a rest Rorke it’s Friday night ffs, have one single day off will you?

steady on Pat

>>212903475
another day of making up scenarios to piss yourself off is it?

>>212903475
drugs and alcohol have ruined your shithole country. nothing to do with Africans mate. take some accountability

>>212903243
ah, the Homo Hymensnapperus

>>212903412
well yeah, you've got rashomon, great films like high and low, but of course his masterpiece is seven samurai

>>212903489
was just thinking this about david bowie

bloke has one, at BEST two decent songs on each album, the rest some absolute dogshit dreck

mazing he got as popular as he did

>>212903489
was a massive fan but he hasnt released one decent tune in about 12 years

>>212903530
hypocritical trvke

>>212903396
Yeah

>>212903507
grim. I could watch Superbad but it's not really a cinema kind of movie

>>212903543
Supposed to be "ah yes", you've fucked you ESL mong

>>212903475
cry more

l'm going to kill myself
*crowd erupts into cheers*

>>212903545
>seven samurai
>rashomon
objectively bad. awful picks

went to a funeral and saw someone wearing a rucksack. typical rorke behaviour

>>212903396
superman was good
eddington is supposed to be good, going to see that
28 years later is great if it’s still in theater near you

Deadmau5 Strobe
Now that was a tune

>>212903524
This fella does fuck all just sits about making videos and tweets telling others to take action.
Exactly like you shut-ins but at least he's an old cunt so has a reason to fear being pushed around a bit.

>>212903524
Rorke and all his fat sweaty gammon heroes are all so desperate for a civil war, I swear it arouses them larping as freedom fighters, they’ve all seen too many films

>>212903580
YOU ARE BROWN

>>212903524
they'll just cut off his winter fuel allowance and he'll freeze into a solid ice cube

>>212903543
you didn't log in or post your sponsors

>>212903089
when it's summer i forget what winter feels like and vice versa

>>212903579
melty

yikes

>>212903524
I agree with the first bit, seems everything is being designed to drive the natives insane.

>>212903524
lol
actual revolutions have only ever succeeded when food gets scarce. all the establishment has to do is prevent that from happening and they can do whatever they want

>>212903617
check the archives

hate capeshit but might watch superman since its apparently incredibly on-the-nose anti israel propaganda

>>212903619
lol same. cant imagine it being dark for a couple of hours by this time. and yet i've seen it many times

>>212903582
oh go cry into your tarkovsky blu rays poo bag

>>212903617
he did and got banned

>>212903628
After his career ended there wasn't much left to do but get legless

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212903590
>jimmy saville powerangers gang
It started off okay until about the party scene and took a nosedive. Hate that it introduces classes of infected like left 4 dead
>this here is the fat crawling worm eating variety. There are many of them, and for all these years they have been crawling around really fat and eating worms.

>>212903243
what the fuck is with those flags

>>212903681
sup crodie x

>>212903640
>all the establishment has to do is prevent that from happening
Why are you so confident they can?

Rorke feels like he's been taking crazy pills

>>212903640
it's going to be water in a couple of years

Picked up a couple of these tonight. I think they've nicked that crown wearing lion off the Premier League. Also got something with that soju in it.

Epping is a market town and civil parish in the Epping Forest District of Essex, England. Part of the metropolitan and urban area of London, it is 17 miles northeast of Charing Cross. It is surrounded by the northern end of Epping Forest, and on a ridge of land between the River Roding and River Lea valleys. Wikipedia

>>212903691
sup crodie, u gud? x

>>212903686
the picture was probably taken during...

>>212903716
yeah all good, you? x

>>212903651
sorry

>>212903628
maven is a hack, i cant stand him

>>212903710
nigga took a pic on his 10 year old laptop webcam

>>212903732
all gud x

>>212903743
He's done a great job milking one moment in wrestling that happened 20 years ago

>>212903712
a lot of gangland murders happen in Epping Forest mate steady on

>>212903744
the call was answered

>>212903744
What veganism does to a mf

>more russian race riots

I don't understand why people keep falling for Russia's tricks in rioting against immigrants

escort lets me cum inside her

>>212903681
>>212903691
the only thing that is up is ur hairline quentin

>>212903787
how much it cost?

>>212903787
I've done that. Felt grim afterwards

>>212903744
that's not real

just been called racist in Greggs

>>212903819
timmy calls it peach fuzz LOL

>>212903835
lol! only us /oldfags/ will get this subtle reference

>>212903774
She isn't a vegan so it's a weird post to reply to yourself with

just been called a subhuman mayomonkey cracker in nandos for ordering mild spiciness

>>212903835
what's Greggs?

>>212903744
she recovered

have any of the actors in game of thrones done anything worthwhile since apart from Pedro pascal

Rorke's half-Romanian whoreson offspring knocking on his front door

>>212903743
can’t stand himself these days seems like

>>212903835
i actually got called a facist in greggs once
this delivery driver was proper argy with one of her colleagues, so when i get up there and she's getting my sausage rolls, i say "these drivers, different culture, innit?" and she says "i actually don't appreciate that, its fascist language, you seemed cool in the line but then you got too many sausage rolls and overstepped bounds so i don't want to see you in here again"

>>212903884
ziedy's 10cm peperami en dun

right, so the cronem got their waves done for tonight didnt they? x

>>212903900
screaming

>>212903897
Davos fought the Jews

and -2 got it all smoove and sliky yeah? mmhmm cronem gon luv dat

Ten million women in Europe have been sexually assaulted by foreigners

Ten million rapes just so wages don't increase

>>212903932
Thought he fought the Thals?

>>212903851
why are white women so hairy?
is it true that white women get bushy beards if they don't shave every day?

>>212903755
yes?

>>212903908
scremjam

good god

will never forgive edm, and modern pop to an extent, ruining cohesiveness in music
all just a jumbled mess of sounds and textures without a melody to speak of, sick of it

>>212903965
some do, some don't, it's just genetics

right. off to watch the womyn's footy

cronem heading out to the gherkin yeah?

istg LinkedIn is the most depressing app

>>212904002
somebody hat this fella

>>212903702
no sign that the global supply chain is failing anytime soon, and if it does it will be a global event not limited to britain

>>212904042
you not going with them?

Zeidy is losing steam. Out of fresh content

>>212904062
im tired

>>212903799
100
>>212903827
why

>>212904061
Britain's economy is on the verge of collapse.

>>212904076
feels like he's just going through the motions

>>212904076
when did he have "fresh content"?

>>212904016
*laugh track plays*

>>212904082
In case I caught some disease

>>212904046
how’s this for a hat? *spreads my pooey hairy arsehole*

>>212904130
*rams a fucking fresh pineapple right up there*

>>212904121
when he got outted as cucking through the door for his mum was pretty funny

>>212904088
reckon you’re just broke

doin a watch

Listening to PJ Harvey. Lovely voice, lovely woman

>>212904150
that's made up lore

Today is the 100th anniversary of the very first publication of Mein Kampf

your grok AI gf

>>212904155
didn't like blue velvet

>>212904170
get it read

>>212904157
Listening to PJ and Duncan. Geordie voice, drunken bloke

>>212904121
>>212904150
for me it was when mousey caused him to have a melty kek

>>212904157
Boring music
>>212904170
Boring book
>>212904187
Boring film

>>212904155
time comes for us all
i just hope i keep my wits

>>212904170
Just ordered the penguin classic 100th anniversary edition

my cat always sits on the wall outside and a group of schoolgirls walk past and stroke him every day

>>212904201
what a nutcase

>>212904230
giwtwm

>>212904176
totally unoriginal design, as expected

Anissa Kate jerks a Cock with her massive Boobies

Blue Velvet is a good film. Second best Lynch film imo

>>212904155
definitely something he pretends to like now he's a rich hollywood wanker

>>212904201
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
screaming

>>212904201
omd

Today is the 100th anniversary of the opening of Hatton Cross tube station

>>212904192
>Everything on this Earth is capable of improvement. Every defeat can become the father of a subsequent victory, every lost war the cause of a later resurgence, every hardship the fertilization of human energy; and from every oppression the forces for a new spiritual rebirth can come — as long as the blood is kept pure.

going to rain soon, might sit out in it

>>212904155
he’s absolutely repulsive why is he still in front of a camera

>>212904201
screaminhgf

>>212904201
mousey is too based for his own good

>>212902559 (OP)
test

Eating 74% cocoa chocolate and sipping red wine

all nice and well but the cronem are showering now before administering vex brutalisations on those 3 pm leng tings

>Lynch
Fraudster, charlatan

/brit/ writers turning mousey face after so many years a heel in order to rattle zied belg

>>212904387
>(You)
LYNCHED

>>212904380
showering together yeah

how has he aged so bad jesus

>>212904366
corrr might get a bottle of wine tomorrow and get steaming for the boxing (then fall asleep before the main event)

>Fulfillment Status: Unfulfilled
I ordered this shite on fookin monday HURRY UP

was supposed to be going out for drinks with work, just not me

>>212904408
he's 55

mad that the belgian “cronem” fanfic is just black homoerotica

>>212904155
Can't fault his choices but they really do pin him down as a younger gen x don't they

>>212904452
so is Nick Frost and he's obese but he looks better

>>212904408
doesn't look any different

>>212904465
nun else he culd write

does anyone know the way?
there's got to be a way
to block Mouseeeeeyyyy

>>212904408
California Jew surgeons got him
(and veganism)

got the tremulant on

was supposed to be going out for works with drink, just not me

>>212828184
>>212828184

PEW PEW HEADSHOT

Yeah the imaginary black peadophile road men are showering in the skyscraper are they? Then they’re going to rape the children are they? That’s fascinating ziedbelg

pull out gif and webms where it comes out quickly and all at once

>>212904543
classic

more proof that canslad is a janny

>>212904535
what is wrong with you

>>212901026
>>212901026
>>212901026
recylce