what is your country's most dependable friend?

my bedroom ceiling

Why do you treat your "allies" like this?

>>212904657
Send us thousands of Palestinian women and girls please
Males can remain there to uh, free Palestine or whatever

>>212904643
wait
i think i read the op wrong
fuck
webm confused me

>>212904657
always treat your friends well. if indogs learned this lesson you'd be far better off

>>212904553 (OP)
France <3

why do you keep posting these two sub-mids?

Portugal (give maddie back)

>>212904553 (OP)
literally none, I cannot think of a single country mine has a strong, trusting relationship with.

The closest would be ANZAC but they're drifting away from us

>>212904553 (OP)
Speaking as your cunt's most dependable friend, let me have sex with both of these women.

Eesti supplies us with cheap booze and funny memes

>>212904717
We treat everyone well so we live peaceful lives. Meanwhile you can't go a year without starting a war so all your neighbours hate you.

>>212904979
we're far more chill than indogs