Thread 212906998

ANOTHER CANSLAD edish

translad

sex with ginger women

asked my mum if I should get these and she laughed at me and told me they're shoes she would wear

>>212907022
you're the mong, you don't know how to use the word culled lmao

>>212907020
sybau

>>212907135
damn kid so she is trans?

>>212906998 (OP)
is this the new?

>>212907216
I think /brit/ might be dead considering how slow the old one went but yes
Unless all the shaggers are out

>>212907255
idk I've been posting in the other new

got the porn on the big telly in the living room

where is the real new with the posts

slow edition innit

>>212907601
found it but im not a grass

>>212907315
foul skinwalking beast

>>212907255
took an hour mate
>>212904630 first
>>212907021 last

fucking...UM

need molly nilsson gf

>>212907315
post fucking machines

it's all fine

>>212907255
Yes they're out. Just the soft ugly timid lads in the place tonight.

eveyrone here is gay

not much food downstairs. Some whole wheat bread but no butter. Might just try to sleep

ummington white horse

gf just sent me this lads

wanking to casey calvert bdsm

I know it's been so long since we saw each other last

Do you love me?

>>212908637
I'll give you sum to um about x

Got your chick in the house
With my dick in her mouth
I'll bet you're listening now
Police sniffing around
Cause I'm big in the north,
and I'm big in the south

the liberal regime is the enemy of the people

>>212908652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBQoVcgPZDc

>>212908674
https://youtu.be/GtiM0m7y_rc?si=MzL1VXFNK9UXaCfj

we stand on the brink of extreme racial conflict

wonder if that lad has had a visit from prevent yet

>>212908743
good

>>212908743
all it'll take is one white girl to be raped

>>212908749
it was a joke, they know it was a joke
i can't be allowed to go to prison for a joke

Hi lads

F

My second favorite Austrian born on 4/20.

we spaff on the twink of extreme facial abuse

prevent this
*flicks your little willy*

>>212908766
courts don't understand humour

>>212908793
ummy

>>212908797
oh fuck im going to prison for a joke
@tommyrobinson @rupertlowe dont let this happen to me

>>212908778
hi mate

The bubes of are Rubes

lurking in falmouth

>>212908787
remeber watching it live and being surprised that it wasnt even the longest drop (although it was the highest)

*destroys /brit/s braders containment facility*

>>212908829
How's if goin

>>212908700
Haven't heard that speech in years
Kino
the 21st century will truly be the decisive century for Whites

>>212908830
I'm gonna leave breadcrumbs in her comment sections so.we can identify each other

>>212908830
"Bubes Are the Rubes"

Intro:
The Bubes are the Rubes!
Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!

Verse 1:
Well, a Bube, Bube, Bube, Bube, Bube, Bube’s got the groove,
And they’re rocking the party, making all the moves!
You know they’re coming, you know they’re loud,
They’re the Rubes in the crowd!

Chorus:
Bubes are the Rubes!
Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!

Verse 2:
Now when they walk, they got that style,
Flashing their smiles and going wild!
They're making noise and breaking the rules,
‘Cause the Bubes are the coolest fools!

Chorus:
Bubes are the Rubes!
Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!

Bridge:
They got the groove that’s so real,
When the Bubes show up, you gotta feel!
They don’t play, they rule the day,
And they don’t care what the haters say!

Chorus:
Bubes are the Rubes!
Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!
The Bubes are the Rubes!

>>212908800
goin tae give you a proper umming one day :()

My belly is still 40"

>>212908830
imagine how boring she is
you can't talk about books all the time stupid bitch she should watch squids games or marvel films

These days if you say you're a Stewart Lee fan, you get arrested and put in jail.

>>212908778
hi dtficp

>>212908700
Oliver Cromwell
The Duke of Wellington
The Battle of Rorke's Drift
Bobby Moore
And of course the venerated John Honey

Commiemong only became a fascist because they wore more leather

Anyone else for the cans? The lovely, lovely cans?

>>212902896
>>212902910
Hello! I told you so!

>>212908902
ummy

>>212908890
really? if you say you're a Stewart Lee fan you get arrested and put in jail?

>>212908902
Too many? Or not enough?

>>212908700
Sieg heil

>>212908899
What's that mean

>>212908936
I'll give to you straight, like a pear cider made from one hundred percent pears, yes.

I have an issue with "Fiona and Cake" being put into the comedy section of HBO max.
The first couple of episodes lulled me into a false sense of security and it ended up being one of the saddest things ive seen in a long long time.
Why do the adventure time people make all this shit so sad? Like do I really need a message about how life sucks actually and that adventure childhood was actually super fucked up? I'm a grown woman watching a fucking childrens cartoon.

>>212908902
they could have just done a deal with the talibam and saved themselves a couple of billion

umm posters finna get bent over

we have a moral duty to save every Afghan who helped Britain

>>212908890
mad they deleted 'he fell through the bar stew' from youtube

>>212908960
never understood that joke desu.
must be some grammar rule he learnt at oxford

>>212907135
I never really got this as a conspiracy theory. Does it like, say anywhere that he's ineligible for president if he married a tranny because it counts as a gay marriage before that got legalized or something? Or is it just as a like "lol gay" thing and it's not like the birth certificate shit?

Although they would need to have adopted the kids from somewhere so there'd be a paper trail? I mean they can cover that shit up but like, why? Wouldn't it make him more of a hero to the dems if he's married to a man?

Also I know they had feminization surgery but like, wasn't it dogshit awful in the 70s/80s?

Scene gfs

>>212908830
she'll become normal after a good dicking

started saying foreign words I don't know the meaning of like delboy

>>212908991
who's we?

my poos are so bad mum has to put some blue liquid down the toilet every day

Why does roke love the gherkas but hates the afghans

Good news, the line went up

where's that australian fella with the jigsaws

>>212909036
the united kingdom of england

>>212909060
RBRS up 29.2% since March

saw a new 5 foot hijabi gyal at t'gym
she kept looking at me between sets
I am brown mind you

when I was in uni, I used to waddle around the student accomodations on Friday and Saturday nights hoping someone would invite me into a house party

never happened though
still tried like 16 weekends on the trot

>>212908674
love her unbleached bumhole

>>212909087
You probably just exude rape waves and she was picking up on the danger

u lads seen how big china is

>>212909087
Whenever someone looks at me my incel brain assumes it's due to something negative about me

*enters the thread*

>>212909087
I prefer it when they only have the two
You niggas need to stay away from your cousins

>>212909089
why were you waddling?

>>212909111
is he OK?

>>212909089
You'd have been better off joining clubs/societies and getting your foot in the door that way

why do you need to make a dog do a trick before giing it food
just give it the ruddy food for goodness sake

Pan-Aryanism
Pan-Europeanism
Anti-capitalism
Anti-communism
Anti-Christianity
Pro-eugenics
Pro-science
Anti-superstition
Pro-European polytheism

The basic tenets of our philosophy.

>>212909127
on account of my tremendous girth

>>212909107
I just assume it's because I look confident. then I open my mouth and they realise

>>212909107
ktim

>>212909089
What years were you at Uni? This was my exact strategy in 2015 and it's how I met some of my best mates

you're all trying tohumiliatr me

>>212909111
me after a few pints down the pub aha x

>>212909148
yes yes now go post this a million other times across various other imageboards

>>212909111
bet that felt weird

>>212909055
we hate both

>>212909118
>I prefer it when they only have the two
u wot

'chiwa uno beero onegashimaska

Scene gfs

smoke it ange

I deal with Gen Z all day and they're basically socially stunted automatons. You greet them and they say nothing. You ask them a question and they just stare at you. They're not human.

>>212909148
you are SILLY

>>212909241
Saw this on reddit but I've never come across the zoomer stare

i m eant onigato arigato ha ax ongigasto mashka
su lad would know ahhax

>>212909241
they've got porn brains

got the satori on

>>212909241
Okay grandad let's get you to bed

Emma Watson’s bottom makes the best chocolate.

>>212909241
rorke still working in the tesco express at age 42

>>212909159
2017-21

>>212909012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa09LMx9C1Q

got a certain ratio on

>>212909241
>You greet them and they say nothing. You ask them a question and they just stare at you
ktim

>>212909241
They only communicate though text messaging, so have your zoomie sit across from you in your office and give them a phone to text back and forth with you.

>>212909111
waheey

>>212909241
are you sure it's not that they just don't like you?

>>212909241
that's funny i work with gen zs and we get on great, maybe they just don't wanna interact with you unc lmao

>>212909286
rorke contributing to society
leftypol sitting in his mum's bedroom reading praxis and getting into internet arguments

Exberg posting about me on xitter again
Embarrassing for her cause everything she knows about my life after we broke up was just a lie

>>212909241
probably think you're noncing them lol

One Night In Paris

only got 15gb on my hard drive need to transfer to my external drive(s)

reckon trump will die of a heart attack after everyone finds out he's a literal nonce and his whole base that sacrificed everything turns against him
would be quite a way to go

>>212909300
YOUVE GIVEN ME THE WRONG CHILD

watching the new drake song on youtube

>>212909296
That explains it. You're Gen-Z.

rorke calling leftypol over to feel her baby kicking

>>212909325
no i actually concentrated at school so i have a good job mate try again lol

>>212909259
i think it would be kudasai
or choudai if you're a cheeky lad

I just played the game which ended Steam's independence and it is kino

Warped Tour

>>212909352
luckily he's granted himself immunity and replaced all the top judges

My six pack of McCoys is meant to have 2 of the steak, 2 of the chicken and 2 of the prawn but it's got 3 chicken and 3 prawn. Fuming.

>>212909365
i c u
;)

>>212909390
is that brooke little
what the hell happened to her

Please explain the gen z stare wtf are you on about

that webm was certainly something

Vladolf Putler

>>212909390
would love her lick her fanny after she's had a wee

Well Rorke, your thoughts?

>>212909410
Millenials have gotten old so they have to complain about the work ethic and manners of the younger generation.

Lots of young people out enjoying themselves and having a good time. I hate it.

>>212909406
probably been scoffing about 10 pies per day by the looks of it

Got the Wolfnacht on

>>212909410
Microdick millennial males and feminist females have nothing to do but seethe at teenagers

>>212909433
Only see old boomers out around mine

>>212909335
Midnight in Paris
how the fuck did Owen Wilson have 3 baddies trying to hop his dick

>>212909434
frong is fren

business idea: /brit/ album time

I find that the millenials who hate us the most are the ones who desperately want to think they are still young. I think we just remind them of their ongoing decay.

I think subcultures died because the internet made it easier for everything to be seen as cringe. It's no coincidence that emo/hipster was the last subculture

Leftypol desperately trying to get rorke to admit he likes curry

my mum and dad were both teachers. mum worked in the class room. but dad worked higher in the education authority. each night my mum would have a story about what went down at the school and dad would respond with what they did right, wrong and what the headteacher should have done re. comms, HR, PR etc

They're retired now and AI will be used to plug the gap in schools where class room teachers work but really the only place for it should be writing and clarifying those processes and policies and if its introduced in lessons it will only be detrimental.

it will waste teacher time and destroy undermine schooling for the kids supress wages, more people fighting for fewer jobs etc. their job will get harder

meanwhile at the higher level those people will stave it off but they'll still use it. their job will get easier.

widening the a class divide of sorts between manager and managed.

this is the case in all industries. toiler vs toilberg.

just when we needed them most the unions deserted us

Had another meltdown now mums hiding in the bathroom lmao, told her if she called the police ill kill her

>>212909443
they only got one good song tbf

>>212909250
you are BROWN

Rorke's nightly toil

>>212909466
lea > Marion > whatsherface

>>212909431
it's interesting. i wonder if women really get the symbolism behind it, and if they'd still wear them if they knew

>>212909491
:(

>>212909489
why would someone willingly eat a food that makes them stink like indians

>>212909433
I live in Brighton and lately it seems hardly anybody under 25 goes out any more, go to any pub bar or club and the crowd is overwhelmingly 30+

>>212909495
fat hogs. disgusting. eastern european women mog ours into oblivion

>>212909522
whats the symbolism? pig or slave?

>>212909495
can tell this isnt london because everyone looks ugly and disgusting

nth for the ponydem

>>212909491
hope this is a lie

I'm a millennial and I don't hate zoomers and I think young people should be allowed to have their quirks and fashions and slang

>>212909482
Ill have you know i still ID'd for fags when i wear my hat and sunglasses ;)

>>212909498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tJLnKXtfVc

>>212909520
never heard of boo or badoo

>>212909532
i miss living in brighton
was the best time of my life

What school assembly stories did you have?
We had one about a Christian Roman lad who saw a lion in the forest. It had a thorn in its paw. The lad took the thorn out and the lion was grateful. The lad was put in the amphitheater to be killed by wild animals. The emperor was looking to persecute Christians you see. Anyway, who should appear to eat this man but the lion whose pain he had alleviated. The lion recognised the man and refused to eat him. The man was released by the emperor

212909535
timmy luv his romanian escorts

>>212909535
no women is shagging you anyway rorke, you shouldnt be so picky

>>212909558
haha i just made it up for attention you see x

>>212909495
bit too skinny

>>212909485
i than trans is the final subculture, complete with is scene kids, trans coded music like sewer slvt and that absolute shite, it's the end of the world as we know it, time to start over again living in caves and whatnots

>>212909550
essentially. noserings are put on cattle so you can pull them and it hurts to resist. ie they're a farm animal

>>212909491
they finna include my comment in the court case

but seriously don't be a dick to your mum

>>212909490
Unions were subverted by MI5 as were many other grassroots for the people organisations. Literally every establishment leans in the same direction on everything that matters. Funny that.

>>212909530
i love geraldine

>>212909462
>>212909532
Agreed in general at licensed venues but driving home from toil there were at least half a dozen house parties going on. Which i assume is young people as they all broke up from school today

>>212909564
yeah that's exactly it
banger

feeling indifferent

>>212909491
wastrel

>>212909582
I've shagged a few in my time. Could probably get a shag when I wanted, but im profoundly mentally ill

Gen x achievements
Invented the computer
Quiet generation
Brave battles and plastic
z
Opposed Protestantism for the first time in 600 years, fitness, and support for their own races
Millennials
Microdicks due to vaccination

>>212909589
What on earth are you banging on about mate shut up

>>212909576
romans were looking for christians, christian hides in oven, spider spins web over oven, romans see that and dont check inside. Christianity is so dumb.

>>212909576
mental that it was the same lion i mean what are the chances

>>212909589
troon subculture is utterly vile, they celebrate and fetishise being sick and deranged, literally using walking canes and facemasks as fashion accessories, fucking can't stand them

>>212909532
>>212909568
Does your boyfriend know you post here?

>>212909579
LOL timmy payin karolina from viva street while cronem take katy up the gherkin xx

just sicked up the booze
bed time now for me

>>212909620
>Microdicks due to vaccination
fugg is this real

>>212909568
you can still visit

>>212909589
sewerslvt is good though

>>212909646
Night mate x

>>212909576
>The emperor was looking to persecute Christians you see
Based

>>212909521
I agree Marion has the Continental/Mediterranean thing going for her but that was prime Rachel McAdams

Gen z can't work computer
Millennials hat to learn to use computer

>>212909576
>The man was released by the emperor
And sold into slavery to a neoliberal Nubian male

mad how you spot a zoomer a mile off just from seeing their attire, it's like a uniform

>>212909645
mmhmm lil timmy slapping swc down her gaping grottydem feelin like he on some player shit LOL

You’ll dance for me boy

am I the only gen alpha poster here?

>>212909639
this sounds like sour grapes but its not like you cant reach the grapes you're just too scared to be yourself

visiting Magaluf next week. The amount of british slags Iam about to fuck is staggering

>>212909589
the thing i dont get about troons is how they genuinely believe themselves to be female. if youre into male nerd tosh like tabletop roleplaying and dark souls how can you look at women and think yep im one of em

>>212909665
prefer older Rachel

>>212909623
Dying of hunger atm. No warning shots buck.
>>212909639
End of western civ. Millions of white boys ending their bloodline to goon their little girl dick with a black dildo. I fucking loathe it.

>>212909663
might have a nother one before bed haha you know what its like x

The final part of Emma Watson’s training regimen is using an anonymous 4chan user’s scrotum as a speed bag.

>>212909697
oh yeah im really sad i'm not walking around with a glittery walking stick and shitting into a nappy for kicks
moron

>>212909688
best he ever gon do LOL
karolina charging him more than her usual clients n timmy just paying it xx

>>212909576
Man’s a builder. Marrying a girl. Her dad says to him “I’m going on a long holiday around the world, back in a year, build me a house”

Man sits around doing nothing for ages and then starts building the house. Does a rush job and cuts corners. Fiancée’s dad comes back from holiday and surprises the builder man by saying the house is their wedding present. The man has built a shit house that he now needs to live in

>>212909711
blitzing those slags

>>212909718
it's like fish can change sex when there's too many males or females to balance it out. reckon we still have that instinct deep down

>>212909741
me thinks the egg doth protests too much

>>212909576
we had one where a teacher was made aware that nude photos were being shared around of a girl and that those in possession should delete them
this was when the era of when android / iphone were just coming out

>>212909718
No they don't, they have a fetish called AGP sexuality where they get turned on being treated as a woman. So that's why they tell you to call them a woman, it turns them on. They're lying manipulators nothing more.

mousey brought a loaf of bread to the harvest table

>>212909757
didn't happen though did it

>>212909688
>>212909748
How long until your father crushes your skull with a mallet and dumps your corpse in a ditch?

Grandad’s watching the TV on full blast

>>212909748
n skipping back home to write a positive review x

LETS GO

having regrets

jada stevens looked shit as a blonde

Llistening to a bit of the classical music wit the cans, lads

>>212909798
>>212909748
why do you send each other kisses?

What if I wanted to break
Laugh it all off in your face?
What would you do?
What if I fell to the floor
Couldn't take this anymore?
What would you do, do, do?
Come, break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
What if I wanted to fight
Beg for the rest of my life?
What would you do? (Do, do, do)
You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I'm not running from you (from you)
Come, break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

>>212909781
yeah true i know what agp is but a lot of them also honestly believe themselves to be women when you can look at even an autistic woman and mtf and see a world of difference in how they think and act

I will not upgrade to Windows 11
I will not disable the ad blocked
I will not scan my ID to watch porn
I am being persecuted, my very way of life is under assault

>>212909813
regrets
i've had a few

>>212909817
Care for a bit of Rachmaninoff performed by a sexy lady?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEGOihjqO9w

>>212909773
we had one where some students made a facebook page calling one of the teachers a fat lesbian so the teacher had a mental breakdown and quit

it's pure satire you wouldn't understand x

>>212909857
Traitors to the Russian people.

>>212909843
you have to, they're going to stop updating windows 10.

>>212909843
my laptop is 9 years old think it might be time for a new one

>>212909873
Make me!

>>212909576
There was this man who had always loved god. Anyway he looks back over his life and he sees god’s footprints next to his own, at almost every step of the way. Almost every step because at the hardest times there was just one set of footprints. Man asks God why he wasn’t there at the hardest times. God says that’s the times he was carrying the man

>>212909857
Scottish Russians?

>>212909843
I've torrented all the GDP episodes so I don't need porn sites anymore

>>212909897
Those are illegal

I have theories

right, the skinny yardie goons, slapping slippy s curved baton down m2? yeah? x

i'm blackpilled and furious

>>212909897
i daren't ask what that is

Scotland is rife with cocaine. Go into any pub and 50% of people are on it

>>212909466
My favourite film

>>212909665
She was a bitch but she was so fit. Those legs

>>212909576
we used to have a head teacher who would stand in assembly and spray some air freshener and say: you can't put the air back in the bottle, just as you can't take back the harmful words that you say

>>212909938
why do you send kisses to other men

anyone ever watched kes

shes right about the troons

>>212909973
nah x

>>212909851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkcAkBuZK8

>>212909872
They fought for Russia and the Russian people.

>>212909999
poo wank

>>212909639
Transgenderism is a vehicle for social engineering by the Establishment, and its methods of recruitment and mental re-configuring map very closely with those of notorious cults like Synanon—and with very good reason, as we shall see later. It preys on the mentally ill and vulnerable, breaking them down and re-forming their identities in the desired image of the cult leader or leaders.

Happy, well-adjusted people do not join cults, and, as Margaret Singer noted, “If the social structure has not broken down, very few people will follow.” So the intent is clear: to serve as a potent means of propaganda and mind control; to demoralize, weaken, and dumb down the population to make them more compliant; to create a new “victim class” for political exploitation and to further splinter the family and atomize the native population; and to produce new “markets” for increased profit.

Some of the worst excesses are very obviously done for sport or out of malice, showing that beyond the horizontal view, it is a rejection of natural law, representative of the advanced decay of a civilization being eaten alive from the inside out, spreading its diseased antimorality across the globe.

It is, in no uncertain terms, pure evil, and the people and organizations so far introduced are just the tip of the iceberg.

>>212909812
GET FUCKING YOU DOG. F to spit

>>212909997
>>212909999
roar

>>212909997
poo wanked that cunt

>>212909957
very comfy film. Ernest Hemmingways scenes ate

>>212909992
They fought for a state (Germany) that sought to rape the Russians.
I am glad Hitler and Vlasov are rotting in the pits of hell.

making the new
canslad - STOP

>>212909859
we had a substitute teacher who's first name we found out was polly, people would say "polly want a cracker?" "here polly polly" she would get visbly upset
children are such cunts

>>212909946
Porn where the pornographer paid for their taxis which is illegal

>>212910040
kek this is me

>>212909835
The studies I've seen suggest that women with autism learn how to cope with it, and learn correct socialization skills and how to control their autism. Males with autism on the other hand do not improve, and they don't understand why pretending to be the opposite sex is frowned upon by 99% of humans.

>>212909946
blacked raw

>>212909973
yeah it's good

>>212909971
We had this
And he’d draw a black dot on a white piece of paper and ask us what we were looking at

“A black dot? Why are you focusing on that and not the otherwise unblemished spotless paper? And so with life”

There were some bare fitoids on gdp

>>212910029
I used to make my music teacher upset. if I could go back in time I'd beat the shit out of younger me

>>212910068
Whoa

>>212904590

>>212904590

>>212910076
GDP was a gift from god

>>212910026
For me it was the gas lamps and the walks with Marion Cotillard. And the first time he goes back and meets the Fitzgeralds

>>212910102
early

>>212910089
>>212910089
>>212910089

These guys really love the economy

Great. Two news. I’m going with the saffer

lads
I'm not making a proper fucking /new/
Just fucking use paedo's one
It's funny that he got arse raped so much by me that he needs to make a new nearly 30 posts in advance