Thread 212908109

Hello, boys

>>212908149
Fuck off kraut

129 minutes until 2 days of freedom from slavery
I hope massa buys more coffee and flavored sparkling waters, the break room ran out

tea > coffee

this one was linked first so

Lazy fucking millennials. They all want a participation trophy

>>212908222
iktf anon, i's be free soon too. Shekelberg recently put these fancy coffee machines in the office, tasted good for about a 2 months now I'm sure they have never actually cleaned them because the coffee tastes like dirty water with a bit of coffee grounds in it.

>>212908266
true, i like the cat one better but rules are rules

I raped spinster

Need a bitch with smelly feet

>>212908310
You and your coworkers sound like field slaves
Me and my niggas are house slaves so we actually clean our fancy espresso machines
We also have never had anyone steal food

>>212908351
Spinster seems like the kinda girl who'd confess to you she got molested out of the blue when you were drinking with her at like 1am then never speak of it again.

>100 million doll hairs
How?

some of you posting in here will be become step-fathers

>>212908463
This has happened to me two times and two girls have told me that they were raped
I attracted broken girls

i literally dont have uno

been dreaming about the best eggs I've ever had lately

Neat bug on my garage door

>>212908500
Yes women are great liars

>>212908468
it rhymes with news and often gives you the blues

>>212908468
TV shows budgets tend to balloon the longer they go on as salaries go up but never decrease.

One day I’ll invite my friends for dinner and it will be nothing but different ways to make eggs
Softboiled
Deviled
Shirred
Sunny side up
Poached
Scrambled
Omelette (American and French)
Egg Salad
Frittata
Eggs Benedict

>>212908468
Could care less about that faggot
The only people who care about this shit are boomers. No one else watches talk shows

I went in and bought the edibles the black guy was nice and they were having a sale so actually everything was fine

>>212908547
jumping spoida, Phidippus audax by the looks of it.

how the fuck does india have 1.5 billion people
they are just making that up

>>212908598
Bold Jumper ya. I've found a few in my yard before but never this big, this ones quarter sized

>>212908593
yet another /cum/ W

>>212908605
I think it’s time for anthrax in the Ganges

should i play killing floor (evens) or red orchestra (odds)

>>212908659
Excellent choice

>>212908328
We got a real comedian over here. Jokes aside it's in computer science.

>>212908585
I like Fallon thougheverbeit. I don't really care about his talk show but seeing him drunk/hungover during the Thanksgiving Parade made him likable

>>212908675
well the original red orchestra doesnt have a full server right now so im moving on to RO2

>>212908605
True nightmare fuel is that they might actually be undercounting the population by tens to hundreds of millions of jeet.

>>212908468
I am a lib and I never liked colbert, he didn't have any good jokes literally every single episode was "ORANGEMAN BAD" it even started to creep in to interviews where he had to tie everything a celebrity said back to orangeman bad, since letterman retired Conan is the only good late night show and I haven't even watched that in so long that I'm not sure that he's still going I just occasionally get segments recommended on youtube

Also why don't late night hosts have animal experts on anymore, bringing bears and bison and shit in to the studio was always peak late night shows

>>212908714
I can't stand Fallon his laugh is so obnoxious
The only one who seems like a half decent guy is Conan

Modern India would make Lovecraft go genuinely insane

>>212908605

>people

pretty fast and loose with that word

>>212908754
I see that and I see a person.

I’m from New York City

>>212908783
Are they really gonna elect that muslim socialist guy?

It’s time for a plague in India and China
They should have 500,000,000 at most

>cracker
>fig spread
>cheese
this is so fucking good bros

I’m from Chicago
If you put ketchup on a hotdog I’ll pretend to get mad about it

>>212908808
World population should be capped a few million tbqh, we have no need for as many people as we have and it just causes undue suffering force a small population globally and then force people back in to communal living and we'll all be better for it

>>212908805
No Eric Adam’s will save western civilization

>>212908468
Colbert rose to popularity in the early 2000s playing a caricature of an idiotic conservative. It was clever satire that soon became too on the nose. Baffling that he lasted over 20 years

>>212908860
>few million
Moronic fool

I forgot to goon this morning :/

You press a button and it kills every Indian on earth but a few thousand dollars disappears from your bank account
Do you press the button?

when you guys say goon do you just mean jerking off for a few minutes, or do you actually go for hours

>>212908149
>Oh you don't like gay stuff?
>You don't like it shoved in your face?
>FRAGILE MASCULINITY!!!!!!
>Look at me I'm straight and I am totally relaxed around cock and balls everybody

>>212908877
based whore

You press a button and ten billion Indians appear but they all work for you generating $65,000 in passive income

>>212908942
Hour

just gooned. didnt really want to but man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

>>212908877
Kathy Griffin said he's a dick irl

>lying in recliner
>lie a little too far back and my bt earbuds fall into a crack
Fml

You press a button and all Indians disappear but the fecal matter in their bodies stays and falls wherever they were

>normally scheduled for noon to 4pm at work
>boss asks me if I can close tomorrow
>closing takes place at 11pm so coming in at noon is out of the question
>ask what time they would want me to come in in response almost immediately
>no response

Did I do something wrong?

>>212908978
I usually take 5-20 minutes

i took the kayakpill and i am no longer depressed

>>212908977
I would do this but only if I can keep the jeets in a small compound.
The risk of that many getting free would be very high

Literally me

About to goon on a kayak

>>212909030
They're spread across every country evenly

does anyone have that webm of the space laser blowing india up

>>212908605
Go on Google earth and zoom into any rural area of India and you'll see endless sprawl

The world would collapse if there were 10 billion more people

>boomer father calls me unprompted
>immediately starts a rant about how much he hates orangeman and regrets voting for him because the economy may fuck up his quarterly bonus (he works for an oil company)
>talks about how much he misses regan
>says we should be bombing the middle east more out of nowhere
>ends with alright anyway I'm at the walmart parking lot (didn't even know he was out of the house) gonna go pick up some stuff for dinner love you also try the recipe for crack burgers I just sent you
I have a pretty good relationship with my parents but they are super weird sometimes

>>212909038
BUBBLE BUTT

>>212909079
How much control do we have over them? Like could I feed them exclusively cat food, or would they be free to run wild

There are Sudanese patriots out there

Just ate 6 tacos
2 shrimp
2 beef
2 chicken
It was too many tacos

>>212908149
>In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”
>“My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men,” he added. “But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.”

>>212909149
They're completely autonomous

>>212909162
I could probably down a dozen street tacos with no issue, those niggas are too small to be a meal I'm not some starving mexican

I love beautiful women bros. This really pretty young mom smiled at me at the grocery store today. Literally made my whole day. I’m a simp lmao.

>>212909216
They look small but they are very filling

>>212909198
Zesty nigger

>>212909247
Based woman appreciator

>>212908553
...clues?

Gonna make hotdogs
They’ll be all natural real casing h sausages of course

>>212909162
i see my post from yesterday inspired you

i don't even look at peoples faces

>>212909038
Thoughts on Bone Thugs N Harmony?

>>212908882
No you are a consumerist pigdog we should all be living in villages farming and surviving on bread and soup made fresh daily by our homely wives

I’m fairly Indian

>>212909347
1 hit wonder

>>212909313
I wouldn't make eye contact with anyone if I were lving in Brazil.

>>212909301
LMAO 2KNIFE!

>>212909350
The world had over 100,000,000 people in the year 1AD you retard

Can't beat China in the tech race without Indians.

any /retard/ brosss itt?

>>212909363
Just like Lorde

>>212909394
*raises tentacle*

>>212909389
And its been downhill ever since

its incredible we're in the age of populism and no politician has suggested banning offshoring

>>212909438
hows it hanging big guy?

>>212909363
>the crossroads
>east 1999
>thuggish ruggish bone
Hello?

>>212909458
Terrible. You?

>>212909493
trying my best to survive

>>212909450
>its incredible we're in the age of populism and no politician
Populism doesn't mean politicians actually care about the people. Or that the people have any real power
It means they're good at riling people up against other politicians to get votes

is anything worth it really

Offshore windparks are very efficient and they don't harm anyone besides a few fish.

If you could get your dick sucked 24/7 but you can't ever escape the dick sucking machine, would you

holy shit i really needed to fucking SHIT and there was someone on the men's toilet so i quickly ran into the women's and now there's like 10 women and kids who came in instantly after me and im waiting for them to leave before getting out of the stall

>>212909577
that's the slug scenario

>>212909593
kek

>>212909577
obviously no. how is this even a question

>>212909467
Only the fans know those, the general public doesn't care

>>212909633
Low t

>>212908773
that's my nigga Leon they got him fucked up on some bullshit

If you were elected pope what would your papal name be

>>212909625
honestly the panic about troons / men in womens washrooms worries me. like men's washrooms have only one fucking stall. what are we expected to do when we have the shits.

I don't like getting my dick suck and I've never had it sucked. I'd much rather eat a good clean pussy.

>>212909593
Just say you're a pre-op tranny

>>212909633
Ok but the dick sucking machine looks like a beautiful women too

>>212909670
yeah that doesnt work

I hate Indians so much

>>212909657
Pope Cletus The Trash-mongerer

>>212909710
im guessing you never came and never experienced a refractory period

>>212909642
The crossroads, first of the month, if I could teach the world, I tried and thuggish ruggish bone play on kday all the time

>>212909719
You've been psyoped
How do indians bother you in your day to day?

a woman came into the washroom just to sit in a stall and cry. that's literally all she's doing. shut the fuck up man. maybe we need to ban women from washrooms.

>>212909779
We fuck his mom

>>212909792
Don’t you mean water closet?

>>212909764
I can't believe I forgot first of the month

>>212909792
You don't know what she's going through

>>212909802
I fuck we mom

>>212909804
i dont know what that means.

>>212909806
We both forgot for the love of money as well

>>212909779
I don't think people "HATE" them, they just provoke negative emotions like disgust towards west normiees

>>212909753
The dick sucking machine would give your dick a break after ejaculation but it stays wrapped on the dick

>>212909809
dude the last fucking time i ended up using a womens washroom (last year or so) the same thing fucking happened. its not a fucking crying room.

>>212909577
no

>>212909820
It’s where you do your pees and poos

N

>>212909792
Rape that bitch . She's giving you strong rape signals

I

>>212909862
o

>>212909792
>>212909852
That's hormones for you

>>212909852
So she should cry outside in front of everyone instead?

>>212909904
Yeah then we can point and laugh LOL

what are these niggas doing in the womens bathroom

>>212909964
they're trans

odds i take a shit
evens i hold it in

>>212909964
It's normal in America. It's a coming of age tradition to scare women in their bathrooms
You wouldn't get it

>>212909904
she can go outside of the facility to cry.

why is this allowed

>>212910007
the absolute state of the left. actual parasites. just bad all-round as people and for society...

Wow

>>212908468
They redesign the set every year or so, and it costs millions. Wages, unions, rent, every skit costs money, flights for guests, etc.

>>212909964
I walked into one by accident last time I went to france. Had to go pretty bad so I ran in and didn't see that the entry had two sides, and thought I went into the mens. A movie had just let out just after I got in there, too, so it was empty when I got in but PACKED with a line out the door when I finished. I realized something was up when I kept hearing women, the. i got out of the stall and saw everyone staring at me and just said "ah fuck" then walked out

>>212910007
How did the creator of this comedic masterpiece get canceled

>>212910143
images like this genuinely make me want to kill myself. i truly suffer being 6'0.

Wagies be like Happy Friday

i just walked past the most disgusting smelling girl. she smelled like bad breath but as though it was her entire body with that smell

>>212909854
The street.

>>212910143
Those thighs are so hot

>>212910143
literally jeet slop, you people are literally jeets

>>212908109 (OP)
Imagine you finally get a date with a decent girl and as you want to show her something on your phone this pic is the first thing that pops up in your camera roll
>>212900100

>>212910340
Don’t be jealous

>>212910387
rather get cancer than be in the presence of a jeet

>>212908721
I remember there was an animal expert that went onto every late show and Conan was the only one that let him actually speak

>>212910368
>telegony
Do people still fall for this hoax?

>>212910429
Time to leave. Indians run this general macaque

>>212910436
Yeah a lot of hosts are kind of rude or try to make a joke out of it but conan always tried to get in at least a few educational questions before he started making jokes

Lasagna is the best food ever invented

>>212910429
come on, your chances of meeting a jeet over there are one in a brazilian

>>212910499
Not even a top 10 pasta dish but go off

pastitsio > lasagna

cum has been uncharacteristically comfy today. i wonder why

I’m a midget (5’8)
I deserve death

People who are embarrassed about their age are so fucking gay

>>212910637
I’m 28

I’m more embarrassed about how little I’ve accomplished at my age

I'm a pussy that uses riot shield

This is me

>>212910637
I was 22 the first time I got clowned for my age and it was in college

>>212910683
I’m going to Fiji in January

>>212910703
Hell yeah
Take some pics for us please
Have you been to the South Pacific before?
I've been to Australia and New Zealand but never any of those tropical islands

>>212910723
Been to Hawaii but that was as a kid and in a hotel, gonna be staying at a resort this time
Gonna get on a boat and paddle to the Survivor island and steal their rice

>>212910463
It's insecurity mascarading as a virtue.

>>212910686
22 is young
I'm 25 and I still feel young, but it's better since I have more freedom than in my early 20s

>>212910703
>>212910807
You should try to catch a Fiji Mermaid

farts are nasty desu

>>212910463
That's not telegony

>>212910986
Yes it is

>>212910933
Vvoah…..Grok, is this real?

Views from my lindywalk

>defending whores
The "Ethiopian" is fk

>>212911024
He’s actually a poo ess shitizen from poo york stinky

>>212911021
This would be more scenic if those houses were made of stone and had orange roofs like in Europe

>>212911021
nice

>>212910890
Do you think it's insecure to want a wife who hasn't fucked a whole football team

>>212911021
we call those incel strolls here

>>212911021
>lindywalk
What's that?

How do I clean my window if there's a window screen covering it

>>212911207
Big Glass doesn't want you to know the answer

>>212911207
Take the screen off

>>212911204
>Lindy walk" refers to a type of casual, aimless stroll, often used as a way to stimulate the mind and promote creative thinking. The term was coined by Paul Skallas, who describes it as a walk with no specific destination, involving random turns, and designed to be a conscious habit for fostering creativity.
thanks chat got

>>212911248
what if there's a screen covering the screen

>>212911267
This would create a black hole

>>212911248
What if I can't get it back on
They're brand new and I don't want to fuck it up

>>212911262
Thank you for your service! Good bot!

this is the cutest video you'll see today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-YQ6hCqcNI

>>212911276
They got it in there somehow

16 is too low

>>212911349
I'm not a professional

Ok you know what? Fine. Sometimes I say the n word. What of it? Gonna hit me? Gonna sue me? Go ahead then. Whatever. I don't care anymore.

If you’re still depressed after drinking a blue Gatorade just kill yourself

Sorry I haven't posted my peasant meals the past couple days, fellas. The 'bergs have been force-feeding me slop lately

ordered my shoes in size 7 hopefully it fits

>>212911359
Can I suck your dick?

Andrew Johnson is the worst president of all time
Most of America's issues today can be traced back to him not properly punishing the South for their treachery

Hmm

>Trying to grab my cat
>He keeps avoiding my grasp
>Everytime I try he hops away

>Get the treat container
>Aimlessly walk and shake the container
>Make cat noises until he follows me
>Every time it works and i pick him up
u just lost

>>212911584
IT'S ALL LIES I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT ENIGMA ISN'T EVEN IN MY VOCABULARY AND I DON'T MAKE DOODLES IT'S ALL JUST LIES I'M SUING

>>212911555
you're a big guy

>>212911660
FOR YOU

Thot daughter or Chinese son

>>212911686
School shooter or the entire school shoots in her
Tough choice

>>212911715
>2007
grim

>>212911359
Reminder that it's not actually "16", it's "16 if you're her 18 year old boyfriend".

Shortening Chinese to Ch'ese (pronounced as "cheese")

>>212911755
chin ese

Imagine eating this good

>>212911799
Looks like someone stole your yolks, man

>>212911799
where are all the yolks?

>>212911799
That photo made me frown

>>212911799
White egg with white bread is peak white man's food.

The edible has hit and its good

>>212911799
Not even going to toast the bread?

You all know that’s not his picture so why are we pretending

>>212911886
It is fun to pretend
Ever heard of suspension of disbelief? Or are you autism

>>212911841
goddamn weedhead niggas

Another day flipping between the same 3 boards for 12 hours

>>212912094
What complete brainrot does to an mother fucker

>>212911505
Are you a halfling?

>this is what 3rd world anons on this site dedicate their time to
grim

just came back after spending time with my girl, she makes me so happy bros :')

>>212911505
Sorry but you must be 18 to post here

>>212911555
Not sending slaves back to Africa like a few early presidents wanted, 19th amendment, and 1965 immigration act would be more accurate

The orange man has tiny hands so he can better molest children

Orange mans mentor was the gay jew roy kohn who died of aids

momberg came through

that was a twitter pic cumbums

I ate KFC today

>>212912305
I bet you have a real tight butthole

>>212912338
weird thing to think about

>>212912325
Lower than a snake's belly
BAD!

Happy 4:20!!!!!!

>size 7 feet on a grown man

yikes

>>212912414
Your clock's broken man. It's 6:20

>>212912414
Don't smoke marijuana

Getting a haircut tomorrow hopefully it will make a woman like me

>>212912427
i didnt ask to be so small

>>212908942
2 to 12 hours for me

Need a tall gf
All tall women secretly crave manlet cock

>>212912450
This is mine, not sure how I feel about it yet.

>>212912427
My left foot is 9 and my right is 9.5. As a result my feet look ridiculous in sandals.

>>212912494
Holy moly please sit on my face goddess

The fire rises

>>212912502
you look like my brother its creepy

>>212912506
Hitler would have thrown you from a cliff at birth.
>>212912475
Well obviously, it's just God's way of punishing your parents for past transgressions.

>>212912513
>extraordinary talent
>most popular late night host

Idea:
Nuke Ohio.

idk much about colbert but he seems like a smug douche

i feel like every house should have one of these clocks

>>212912513
QLL PQTRIQTS GQ

penis

Barbarbarbarbarbarah ann

>>212912578
He actually he is the most popular unfortunately

>>212912655
He's a Satan-worshipping pedo along with Stewart and the Jimmys and all the rest of the Hollywood establishment.

>>212912513
Is that the pedophile from Family Guy

>>212912690
ohh they meant out of all the current shitlord faggots paid by Big Pharma. OK maybe that's correct then.

But he's miles below actual hosts like Craig Ferguson, Conan, Letterman, and Leno.

>>212912734
I'm still thingken bout that walker texas ranger lever...

>>212912690
Probably worth noting that if he is the highest rated he's probably the highest paid. CBS and late night in general aren't doing well, people are tired of their 2 dimensional bullshit and the only people who still watch that drivel are boomers and pozzed leftoids. They're probably firing him because he's either too expensive to keep around and advertisers just don't want to pay the money he's demanding, or it is political in which case - oh well. People get fired for having rational, sane opinions all the time so this scumbag is just getting what he deserves even if it's far too late.

He can always go start his own gay shit somewhere else, or find another place to employ him.

friday night woooo

>Jimmy Fallon
>Jimmy Kimmel
>Johny Carson
>Jay Leno
>Stephen Colbert
>David Letterman
>Conan O'Brian
There are too many of these

>>212912860
Late shows are relatively popular yet very cheap to produce so every major network has their own

The other day I had some really fancy butter from the farmers market and it tasted like movie popcorn butter I mean that in the best way possible too, it was so good I had it with a sour dough I also got at the farmer's market and the taste was just like movie popcorn butter when you put them together, like that perfect buttery saltiness that you can never recreate at home even if you buy the spray or look up a thing and buy flavorcal and make it on the stove, its just never the same, I ate way too much of it

>>212912860
Craig and Conan were really the only ones worth remembering. Letterman had some moments but him and Jay were kinda just mannequins.

>>212912860
Do you think Jay Leno owes money to the mob why does he keep getting injured?

>>212912913
I think his wife did that to him, honestly. She's quite the feminist battle axe.

>>212912894
I miss when farmer's markets were just amish/mennonites and el salvadoreans. Fuck these libtards who sell vagina pillows and soap take that to etsy

My dinner of rice has me fartin up a storm

>>212912913
He probably has half a billion in assets
Dont think he owes very much

Imagine you're at my station and you brought your motor to me
You're a burner yeah a real motor car

>>212912860
half of those guys are retired

Pancakes and sausages for dinner

>>212913010
I changer my oil twice now. Don't think I'll ever let another man handle my motor now

*looks you in the eye while pissing pants* oh sorry didn't see you there

Ready to go ham on my meat

That 28 years later movie was ASS

>>212913091
the sequel to the sequel of a shitty movie wasnt good?
dang

BRICS is based

>>212913056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7nfJYe1EE4

>>212912913
AI slop.

Im anti capitalist

CHEFS KISS

>>212913127
hey buddy you know they make porn right?

Craig Ferguson is the GOAT late night host.

>>212913118
It's not even a true sequel to the other movies, it's like some bizarre standalone fever dream movie vaguely in the same universe but it's as if the director totally forgot what happened in the second one. Truly bizarre sequel, now I know why they were so secretive about the plot.

anon if you’re here I’m still willing to do an art trade just hmu when ur ready

cooka da pizza

Saw my dad after work today, he needs help fixing his hot water tank so I ordered him a new one and will put it in on Tuesday if it gets there.

New
Now

>>212913233
kys

...oh neptune

Haz el nuevo pr favor amigo
I will giveo youo a muy bueno tipo for make, si?

>>212913250
>drives through bikini bottom
>multiple bangs, screams, and explosions are heard

>>212913226
are you licensed to do that?

>>212913190
It was probably like american psycho 2: american girl
They had a sellable script and they had the rights to a franchise so... abortion

i love you more than a dirty weedhead loves vaping and e-bikes

>>212913353
link the previous thread you dingus

>>212911102
It's insecurity to care about a womans previous partners, and it's a masquerade to assume a football team's the norm

>>212913370
This was never a requirement

>>212913431
/cum/ newfags think it's an old tradition not some recent development spurred by spinny

>>212913281
Do you have to be licensed to fix your water heater in Canada? You just turn the water off and hook a few pipes. It's very simple.

need to take a fat one brb like 30 minutes

Why is it a pre requisite that car mechanics need to be miserable and hate themselves and the world

>>212909904
Unironically you are better off crying in a solitary corner of a store than in the washroom. Washrooms have almost the highest traffic and tend to be quieter than the shop because music is not playing there etc..