Thread 212913332

HR edition

talking to this girl she says her hobbies are dirt-biking, going to the beach, and shopping

>>212913369
c r

>>212913409
what does that mean

>>212913332 (OP)
>>212913301
Without spoiling everything, there's a Jimmy Savile power rangers cult in the film. Not even memeing, the tonal shifts are very off-putting.

>>212913413
Correction required (rape)

took nap and now have headache

>>212913369
When I'm on dating apps and a girl's bio says she likes off roading, 4x4ing, mudding, horses, the outdoors, or being a "passenger princess," it's an instant swipe left.

Russia won

here's your amish farmer's market bro

>>212913449
Yeah, can't really do all that on your sissy ebike, eh dalitleaf?

rate my art

>>212913469
Dear Jesus.

>>212913332 (OP)
i work in HR but no one actually knows what we do. they think HR is only recruiters and the person that talks to them when they get in trouble
i spend most of my day doing data stuff and processing paperwork related things

>>212913469
>>212913495
what causes this?

>>212913449
>passenger princess
whar?

ah named my sun da'quarium cuz he was born at da'quarium

rip

>>212913487
ok but post tits please stupid bitch?

>>212913469
mogs me

>>212913501
I see this all the time on dating apps and sites. I think it means she wants you to drive her everywhere.

>>212913487
>i work in HR

business idea: sepuku

>>212913514
>>212913535
i'm a guy. i do things like payroll and benefits stuff. like i said, no one has any clue what we actually do

still coofing

>>212913538
*seppuku

>>212913499
according to the show, he drank a bunch of drain cleaner when he was a toddler and it fucked him up badly but his parents were Amish and refused to get him any professional medical help or surgery

forensic scientists be like
>we found a ketchup stain on a burger wrapper from 1986
>there was no DNA but we were able to do a ketchup splatter analysis that positively identifies the defendant

When women like you they pretend to need help from you. Or try to feign interest in the same things as you
>Oh anon it's just so heavy can you lift this for me..?
>Oh anon please autistically rant about 13th century medieval history to me I'm so totally interested in it

Single 30 year olds really give the worst dating advice with the highest amount of confidence

>>212913646
The only liquid we work with in my lab that is as blue as that one is soap

Can /cum/ do the fent lean?

>>212913682
>Nashvegas
Cringe

>>212913646
>*Indian scientist nods in agreement so he doesn't get deported*
>*Asian woman scientist also nods in agreement because she doesn't speak English*
>*Black science man testifies in court and successfully sends an innocent white man to prison for life*

>>212913682
That's not a real fent slouch
The real fent slouch crushes their organs and causes possibly permanent damage

>>212913553
You forgot the part where you HR 5th columnists control company policy and always come up with the worst policies you can think of to subvert companies from the inside.

canadians be like: yeah I got my red seal bud

>>212913669
i know a guy who's a 46 year old virgin. but he also got raped at the same time. so i guess he's not a virgin technically

>>212913680
what do you do in a lab? sounds cool

>>212913796
HR loves to sew discontent within companies to create vacancies from people quitting and getting fired. Keeps them busy little bees buzzzz buzzz buzzzing around in HR with interviews and complaints.

chat is bro cooked?

>>212913859
Overrated glorified rest holder

Being anti zionist isnt a crime

>>212913646
>Black: I have invented a chemical that breaks into any house.
>Asian: What's wrong with you?
>Indian: So you're saying I don't have to use the phone to scam people now?

>>212913860
We analyze the protein and lipid content of a certain group of invertebrates which I won't name to prevent doxxing.

>>212913833
I would get into a trade but apprenticeships are impossible to find

>>212913666
That's why girls never talk to me.

It is the fate of every developed country to be brazilified

>>212913905
Thanks jews

any advice for a guy who's a 46 year old virgin? not me just asking on his behalf

Uncle Willy's Rape 'n' Gape is now open for business

>>212913917
Milky bags of sand

>>212913917
>>212913933

>>212913874
Denying the Holocraust is a crime in Canada.

>>212913905
brazil's pretty decent

>>212913943
he was already raped and also gaped though. not sure if that counts as losing virginity

>>212913944
Why is the truth a crime in Canada???

Can't believe 8 was right. History will provide vindication.

>>212913917
if you held your virginity this long you have two options: be a crazy inventory like nikola tesla or start casting spells

>>212913887
>We analyze the protein and lipid content of a certain group of invertebrates
you genetically modify insects to make them into strong-thicc anthro women, gotcha

kek

>>212913953
Yeah, there will be more crime, but more mutt girls with big asses would be nice

>>212913972
>inventory
inventor* i don't think nikola tesla was an inventory

>>212913944
Keep thinkin about that Holocrust and the 6 million layers of cheese with zesty suffer sauce and spicy Jewperroni

>>212913972
what if he has really low IQ? like all he could be was a floor mopper in the military

Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin

>>212914003
Babushka

>>212913989
what happened to their heads?

>>212913989
is this what happens when you turn 46?

canadians generally post in groups of 2-3

Mestizos are the Jews of Latin America.

>>212914031
A coordinated raid from a canuckian discord serve no doubt

>>212913989
jews are satanic

every day this 46 year old guy wakes up he is reminded he was raped and is 46. he needed a shot from the doctor for being raped and 46. any advice or is it over for him?

>>212914025
They got hair transplants. You know how Mexico is a hot spot for plastic surgery and dentistry? Turkey is known as a hotspot destination for their hair transplant clinics. Elon Musk has gone there.

>>212914025
They got a hair transplant in Turkey

got a tooth pulled

>>212913972
>Nikola Tesla
He's a Serb

my brother thought he was a badass because he could ride one of these

gonna make some popcorn and watch a movie tonight

>>212914099
I want to get a replacement for my pulled tooth, but I need a job to justify paying that much for a fake tooth.

>>212914065
live a little

>>212913553
You have to be gay.

>>212914099
did your tooth look like this

>>212914122
Riveting

no human has ever been on the moon

>friday night
Why are you here?

why does youtube think i give a shit about the piratesoftware drama

>>212914099
are you 46

>>212914147
I might go out later and try to talk to women
I'm so lonely and I know some women think I'm handsome, but it's nerve wracking trying to figure which do and which don't

>>212914147
Going to bed shortly, because I have to drive all morning. Why are you here?

>>212914099
I'm getting one done in like 2 weeks, all of my teeth are fine except for one molar, I had a root canal on it and its gotten infected twice since then so I'm just having it pulled instead of going through a third treatment

any 46 year olds here

>>212914145
>*heems you*

Government officials should live in deep and constant fear of second amendment application

>>212914209
We actually don't have the right to shoot anyone we want

>>212914074
>>212914086
ohh OK. poor dudes, I have a lush head of hair but I'd never make fun of a guy who loses his hair. shit must be rough and that little skank is making TikToks about it. hope some turk rapes her.

>>212914134
even with dental a replacement will cost at least $1500

>>212914192
How did it get infected after the root canal? Doesn't that hollow it out, and then capped?

>>212914213
they deserve mockery for being 46

>>212914138
>Cause Jews just wanna have fun

>>212914174
normie reeee no seriously good for you, hope it goes well
>>212914180
I’m here because I lack relationships outside of close family members.

>>212914200
I'm 48 are you actually 46? I thought I was the only 40 year old on this board.

Jewish women? Huge fan.
Jewish men? Well...

>>212914222
ok schizojeet

>>212914192
how is it the tooth that gets infected
they clean it out with a root canal

>>212914212
First of all, this is you

Second of all, the second amendment exists to deter tyranny

>>212914214
Which is why I need a job to justify it. It's the end molar, so it's not super annoying, but I still want a replacement.

>>212914236
Based unc

>>212914122
are you the same anon that split his mayonnaise?

today has been a disappointing day

>>212914218
the root canal can still get infected, in this case its because the dentist fucked up the crown size and so he's pulling it for free

>>212914147
Momberg is bringing me home Costco hoddog and then later we're gonna hit Value Village.

>>212914236
no i'm not 46, just know a guy who is. he was raped too. funny story

>>212914261
I don't even know what that means

im getting retarder

>>212914268
can I come with?

>>212913999
>authentic italian

any 46 year old raped victims here

>>212914147
gonna play video games with friends tonight, grabbing liquor in a bit if you have any suggestions

epstein is innocent

>>212914269
>>212914322
Why do you have schizophrenia?

he hit my car on the highway and he tryna leave

>>212914268
based

46 year old schizophrenia victim here

>>212914369
on hwat?

>>212914351
trust me, it's real. he's 46 and raped

>>212914362
what he did?

>>212914138
Hunter lost btw

>>212914335
crazy uncle’s hard root beer is pretty damn good

>>212914350
he was mossad and did blackmailing for "Israel"

this guys erratic posting would make such a great thrash metal song
46 and raped, on my new EP coming out 20-never baby

>>212914378
chicken bhutt

>>212914412
I can't into metal
It's not melodic enough

rape isn’t funny
how would you like if it happened to you?

>>212914441
I'd joke about it nonstop if it happened to me

>>212914454
too bad you're not 46

rnjesus

>>212914424
I'm not a fan either, but certain lyrics inspire certain genres

>>212914382
we all did

NHH

>>212914317
yes because pizza is Italian, I'm surprised you don't know this

Can you guess my city based on this data?

Kinda wanna drink but I drank the last two nights. I should give my kidneys and liver a break, but i really want to ...

Is Galactus in the MCU yet?

>>212914491
WINNIPEG?

>>212914491
We all know you live in Richmond nigga

>>212914475
There's only one crossdressing part to get into Gerudo Valley thougheverbeit

>>212914519
drink for the 46 year old rape victim. he can't drink without becoming a fool

>>212914491
no

>>212914530
Yeah and you're the one white guy in Surrey right?!

>>212914519
Keep drinking bitch
I'm drunk

>>212914560
Fuck no

What if I started boogying down on your cracka ass?

Stop peer pressuring me into alcoholism...alright I'll drink only a few beers tho no more than that

>male character in a story disguises himself by wearing women's clothing
>insane lefties in current year call that crossdressing

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

>>212914618
I couldn't cut it as a poor man SNEEDING

Singles I get mildly drink
Dubs I hang myself
Trips i do both

>>212913332 (OP)
>My aunt is getting dementia
>Mom and dad are both terrible people
>My grandparents on my mom's side are terrible people
>My grandpa on my dad's side is a rapist

Man isn't life fun

'za is in the oven

Jeeta is in the oven

Moralists may not like it but having a large body of slaves boosts intellectual development.
Leisure allows people the freedom to explore ideas and new ways of thinking
We should start bringing back limited forms of slavery

>>212914610
>male character pops a boner while crossdressing
how do they come up with this stuff?

>>212914630
THIS IS HOW

YOU RESNEED ME OF WHO I SNEEDLY AM

>>212914535
Idgi whats the cross dressing part here? Did they cast women as both link and zelda?

where are the mejicans?

>>212914750
they were going to give the part to a MTF transgender but chickened out

>>212914756
raping the 46 year old

>>212914772
why

>>212914750
I think they're talking about this

>>212914756
Mods deported them due to ICE policies

>>212914785
he delivers burritos

>>212914788
He legitimately looks like one of those raped little boys from like turkey and Afghanistan and shit

>>212914147
contemplating life as always

>it's a scorching 35°C day outside
>Methinks I will have an Indian person deliver me some food

>>212914392
never heard of this; actively praying they have it

>>212914808
*SCNIIIIIIFFFFFFFS*
mmm bunny

Autocomplete is suggesting maple leaf emoji and Canadian flag emoji even when I don't say anything related to Canada

>>212914830
on one hand i like this meme a lot, on the other hand delivery services being used more on heavy weather days is somewhat obvious and should be expected because the value proposition is much greater

>>212914830
after all, a heatwave's not complete without e-coli induced diarrhea

>>212914877
love it or leave it

i want to deliver food but don't have a car or bike. can you walk deliver food?

>shut down laptop
>turn it back on, everything is still open laptop actually just went to sleep
Why is every laptop like this?
if i wanted it to go to sleep i wouldve chosen sleep
Idg why every laptop is like this these days

twink tummies and midriff

>>212914830
They thrive in such conditions. You're only reminding them of home in Mumbai. If anything, they're grateful.

bear bellies and asscracks

why is food delivery relegated to the losers/dregs of society?

>>212914987
Isn't getting hired basically as easy as downloading an app

>>212914987
Low skill requirement and the busiest times are when normal people are either at work or at home

>>212914987
why wouldn't it be

46 year old rape victim should download that app and get a job

im back

>>212914987
I did it and I'm pretty much an aristocrat / nobleman

I'm a 38 year old man

Watching Nickelodeon TV

>>212915044
be thankful you're not 46

getting sleepy

>>212915044
If you let me rape you tomorrow you can be a 46 year old rape victim in 8 years!

I used to know someone who worked for doordash and if they didn't tip well we would blast their food with the AC

>46 year old rape victim
New character for the general?

>>212915067
Air Conditioning?

>>212915069
I can't stop thinking of it as a death metal song
Kind of want to vocaroo some attempts but sont want to wake up the ol bell and dingle

>>212915115
pedo alert

Jobs I've worked
>grille at a zoo
>barista at a cafe in an art museum
>fish feeder in a lab
>line cook at a burger joint
>cook at a pizza place/greek restaurant
>security guard at a warehouse
>conservation work: mostly just digging up weeds in a field
>security guard at a mental hospital
>mobile security guard patrolling around apartment complexes
>pizza cook
>quality inspector at a factory
Yeah I guess i'm a worthless prole

>>212915115
mine says it was made in 2017 but i definitely remember making it in 2020

Your life needs to change

>>212915153
learn a trade bro :)

put this through chatgpt now i want an apu plushie

>>212915094
Yes

>>212915173
I'm studying the noose trade

>>212915188
How does that affect the food
Even if it gets cold the customer can just pop it in the microwave

Rachel Zegler looks like a hammerhead shark

gonna goon to hairy japanese pussy tonight

american twink x canadian twink

There's a case for the death penalty in that there appears, to me, to be a constellation of charities and ngos dedicated exclusively to freeing convicted murderers, and every year that passes their case that enough time has passed gets stronger, or maybe a new judge gets elected
You will get old, you will get tired, you will do yourself the favor of forgetting the guy that killed your brother
But these people don't get tired, they're eternally under 30, and they don't stop.

In short we have to have the death penalty because dark forces will push to get them out again starting the day of their incarceration.
This guy Kanye was obsessed with getting out of jail ordered a hit on a 17 year old

Just got done working my shaft oops I mean shift

Joe Biden's beach house is at a gay beach

a canadian twink frotting with an american twink

Has anyone else here totally wasted their youth? I'm turning 27 soon an it's finally dawned on me how little I did with the precious years that were supposed to be the prime of my life. I didn't develop any meaningful relationships. I didn't learn any cool skills or pick up any hobbies. I didn't travel to any cool places. I didn't even stop to enjoy the simple things in life.
Literally all I've done for the past god knows how many years is go to work, play video games, jerk off, and do chores. When I think back on the last 5 years of my life nothing stands out. I feel like I have to start taking more risks now and live frivolously to enjoy the twilight of my youth before it's too late.

>>212915268
You still have a couple years to travel to youth hostels without being that creepy old guy

>>212915265
>>212915266
Go away

>>212915268
at least you're not a 46 year old rape victim

>>212915268
Go to Budapest

>>212915268
what do you specifically want to do?

y'all gayniggaz need to take it down a notch

Have you ever thought about what you'd name your son? I might be very high, but I think I'd name him Friderik and call him Fredi.

>>212915268
It's already too late you have peers getting home from work and cracking a beer and watching tv with their wife
Zoomers will be the second generation to be 30 and try to subtly infiltrate youth. Millenials will be in their 40s and 50s showing up to DnD campaigns hassling the local college students

I feel kind of bad for them having to let these bored olds into all their clubs

>>212915268
The internet depicts a far more interesting 20s than 99% of people live in reality. You're fine dude chill. Or do what you wanna do now, 26/27 is still young as hell.

>>212915300
Conrad

Every time I go to a bar, even with friends, I have such an objectionably dull time I conclude, with absolute confidence, that normies are only pretending to have fun
This is the same part of my brain that thought people were only pretending to like sports as a child

>>212915301
Having an entire incel generation is going to be fucking awesome. Imagine what we'll vote for as a voting block. Imagine how insanely fried the generation AFTER the incel generation is gonna be.

>>212913682
I think it should be legal to kill the homeless on the street

>>212915301
>It's already too late you have peers getting home from work and cracking a beer and watching tv with their wife
millennials and zoomers don't have wives

>>212915268
I'm 25 and yeah pretty much the same. All I have to show for years of work is that I have a little bit of an investment portfolio, but i'm too risk averse to ever use that money doing something like traveling

>>212915345
t. daniel penny

Crazy how most people have herpes but it only becomes a problem if it's on your face or genitals

I was born in 1987 and have a wife and 2 kids

>>212915292
I would like to go, it looks cool.
>>212915294
Have a lot of money and have sex with hot women. But more realistically I just want to find a hobby that brings my life the purpose and joy it's been missing. Ideally something with other people. I want to try HEMA.
>>212915309
I'm not talking about living an influencer lifestyle despite what the reply above may make it seem. I just want to have experiences I can be proud of and remember fondly when I'm older.

>>212915369
where else is it gonna be

>>212915379
bad goy

>>212915379
I was born in 1986 and rejected that chance almost 15 years ago. But hey, there are still takers, it might still happen.

>>212915393
HPV warts can form basically anywhere

>>212915403
>>212915407
That was a joke I wasn't I just thought it would be funny to think about a guy like that

>>212915380
>I would like to go, it looks cool
Then do it soon!
I recommend Hostel Vitae. All the employees are Australian and got blackout drunk with us every night

>>212915425
Completely normal. Wasting your prime years on 4chan is abnormal

>>212915412
hpv is genital warts, not herpes

>>212915455
Oh okay

Jews (the doctor) made me get the HPV vax and then they charged me $500. For what purpose? I'm an incel

>>212915442
you play in our universe, normie.

does 46 year old raped victim have hpv

>>212915057
I'm 41. Age hit hard this year. At 40 I was fine, health wise, and thinking I was doing great for my age. Then three things hit at once this year. Not pleasant.

>>212915467
if you ever put your mouth on a pussy then it won't give you cancer

i'm done with farting. i hate it

>>212915429
I just didn't want to be controlled by the wife, never get high again, and watch my kids go to sunday school. Yet I still might've accepted her deal if there was real passion, but there was just affection.

>>212915485
do you spend all your time on 4chan?

>>212915488
I am on a roll tonight ngl, eating lots of fruits is giving me some real zesty ones but they don't smell like chemicals so that's good. Back when I drank more my farts would smell like burnt motor oil.

I have bleeding hearts so much
They should be forced to have a immigrant or murderer or drug addict or whoever the fuck they're "defending" live with them

>>212915339
>Imagine how insanely fried the generation AFTER the incel generation is gonna be.
the next generation will by necessity have normie parents so don’t get your hopes too high

>>212915522
Hate* not have
And I hate typos

>>212915505
Unfortunately I work around 50 hours a week. Fortunately one of those jobs is a joke so I spend a lot of my time there posting here.

How should she help her son?
I think one of your mother's is posting on reddit

>>212915544
I hate you

>>212915547
well that's good. good luck on your recovery

I can't believe you guys are that old

sold a tf2 crate

Good night sirs

>>212915616
I have no idea what high level MK1 even looks like.

This is going to be a sad drunk night instead of a fun one
Fuck all of you for bringing the mood down by talking about aging 'n shit

i used to think this was a funny joke back in the day

>>212915561
I worked with a guy like that, except he was in his early 30s and I was like 22. He found God and joined a church, within a few years he was studying to be an electrician and got married. Last I heard he had a few kids now, this was about 8 years ago.

>>212915561
Hit him on the head with a hammer until he loses 30 IQ points and develops memory problems
Or tell him to move out and work at Walmart, that's what I did

>>212913469
mennonites don't have this problem

>>212915607
(you) are here forever

If reincarnation is real then it should be possible to be reincarnated as an alien on another world. but then from your perspective you wouldn't be an alien, much like how we are aliens but don't think about it much

>>212915442
>Wasting your prime years on 4chan is abnormal
4chan is for younger people tho, go watch your kids or some shit

>>212915673
>work at Walmart, that's what I did
I mean is that even any better than being a NEET?
I think i'd just blow my brains out if those were my 2 options

>>212915702
>4chan is for younger people tho
Says who?

>>212915704
With that mentality you might as well do it now

man my shit's been hard all day. already stroked that shit twice and it's still twitching in my pants

you see, white people have names like Lenny whereas black people have names like Carl

bruh i was 7 when gta5 came out and im still playing it

>>212915713
Well its not for 35+ year olds either

>>212915697
that's a negative thing to say

>>212913469
I saw a Hutterite girl around a hospital the other day who had it going on so hard I wanted to convert her to a life of sin on the spot. The level of hot a girl has to be to make the standard hutterite woman's outfit, of full length babushka dress and scarf, look sexy anyway is astronomical.

>>212915750
I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WTF

>>212915764
it is the truth

>>212915795
so you really believe no one has ever quit posting on 4chan. that's delusional

>>212915697
and that's a good thing, nowhere else on the internet fills this niche

A bunch of people in our government think we are hiding technology built by non-human intelligence

Let's be real once your twenties are over life is pretty much finished. That's why if you haven't done anything extraordinary like start a revolutionary movement you should just kys

>>212915704
Yeah it's better because I'm not a retarded nigger eager to burden other people with my survival while upholding a meaningless sense of NEET dignity. Anyone who values the appearance of personal pride while actually leeching behind the scenes should be hung.
I get that you can't understand that being you're a kike but it's pretty basic to everyone else honestly.
tldr
>Aaaaaa I'd rather DIE than put things on shelves
Then die you useless nigger

>>212915750
I'm so old I played Civilization 1 and Doom 1&2 on a B&W monitor, and later Europa Universalis 1, Diablo 2, Age of Empires 1&2 and Baldur's Gate 1.

middle school is a waste of taxpayer money, no need to have a completely separate school just for grades 6/7/8

>>212915870
idiot

Don't mind stocking shelves. But I refuse to serve the demonic entities called "customers".

>>212915878
I don't disagree

Americans why are you like this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752880483868572.webm

>>212915871
Yeah you seem like prime slave material
My point was that both are equally worthless
So if I was in either situation suicide would be much more dignified

>>212915898
I'm not like that

>>212915906
you must be 16

>>212915870
>revolutionary movement
nigga thinks hes alexander the great

Crazy how trump had 5 foot tall female secret agents who couldn't holster their gun as his bodyguards when that thing in pa happened

>>212915934
Alexander the Great had a pretty good head start for greatness since his father was a king

One time I made an intentionally ugly face into my camera and couldn't believe how horrendous I could make myself look. It made me insecure

>>212913469
The Amish don’t drive cars THOUGH
Those passengers are probably Mennonites, and the driver is probably completely unaffiliated based on his mode of dress

>>212915929
25, wish i was 16 that'd be nice

>>212915951
Yes and the generals his father had preplanned his conquests with were still alive
Alexander seems to me like he was more of a figurehead

>>212915960
It's from a show and they're all Amish. Amish do have cars, they even use gasoline generators for some stuff. It's not a strict religious thing with them, it's a lifestyle choice. Mennonites are far more strict in terms of what technology they can use.

>>212915981
>>212915981
New

>>212913666
>Or try to feign interest in the same things as you
When I was in China a qt girl asked me to read to her in English. I picked Don Quixote to read. After I was done I asked her what she thought, she told me she had no idea what I was talking about at all she just liked hearing my voice speaking English.

>>212915878
I disagree
middle school is based

>>212915937
Or that the Secret Service knew there was a guy with a gun on the roof for like 20 minutes ahead of the shooting and the local police were literally trying to get up there to stop him but he kept pointing the rifle at them.

>>212914725
BUT I'VE BEEN SUCKED
I'VE BEEN FUCKED