Thread 212915384

playing the blues

First for Maggie Twatter shutting the gemrald mines

Oh mamie why you sittin' on that throne
Why you sittin' on that throne all day
I got so old, still ain't got no crown
I'm one low down beaten mayne

why you looking at my little pony
when her guitar is made of pepperoni
you're trans because you have autism
gooning all day slurting hot jism

>>212915466
amusing

keep yourself alive

Shwang... shuay huoah ehah? SHAU SHUAY PSAU O TSAI LOL

for me? its ozric tentacles (1990-2003 albums)

>>212918316
no way absolutely not

>>212918316
kinda gross desu
I recommend Bela Fleck & the Flecktones

I've gooned my last

miss it so much

might watch being there with peter sellers because it's a kino about my life

rdr2 is constantly on sale for 15 bucks and i'm tempted to get it just to hunt and fish and do ANYTHING but the main story
then i remember rockstar fucking sucks now and do something else

willy poo pong bum

>>212918997
I didn't get to try it :(

>>212919012
there's a non trivial probability of this being an actual place name in Australia

>>212919045
sorry i bought all the last cans bathed in it

>>212919001
I've still yet to watch it despite enjoying peter sellers and shirley maclaine

>>212919009
the main story is excellent though

I wish I knew what Emma Watson’s brand of fart stink smelled like.

>>212919058
you all sticky now? is it nice?

>>212919060
he's called sellers because he sells the story well with his outstanding performances

>>212919074
what do you think she did with her car after getting banned from driving?

It could be up for auction somewhere, including the drivers seat she has been sitting on and exuding gases into for years. How can you live with yourself not making every attempt to purchase that vehicle?

Yorkshire lass seeks deano only

>>212919123
It’s a six month ban lad. She’s probably putting it in a garage.

dearly miss being a kid and just going out and playing with my friends, we didn't need anything but our imaginations to have fun
why the fuck do we lose the ability to do that when we get older?

bouldering down the FONT borough later
see you there /Brit/

>>212919131
luv oasis
luv de lads
luv me pints

this is a great album fyi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKqJO0ZG63A

For me it's Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal
A modern triumph and a rare gem

>>212919140
and definitely never going for a cheeky drive to the coop for a pack of bensons

Really do wish I were working class British instead of American. Love the Smiths and especially Johnny Marr, Noel Gallagher, rap is shit, wiggers are faggots, roadmen can catch these hands

>>212915384 (OP)
british peepoo worship black americans

>>212919142
so true
my cousins and I would just draw these pictures of made-up Pokemon and pretend to be them all day

>>212919153
screaming in my pillow was shocking, it's like a WAP but white and from the 80s

It's already so warm
Need this storm to happen pronto

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Last Thursday, he appeared at Chelmsford Magistrates' Court, which heard he allegedly walked into Epping, put his hand on a 14-year-old schoolgirl's leg and asked for a kiss.

He allegedly asked her: 'Who wants to have a kiss and make love and have Jamaican babies?'

Sitting at my habitat dining table, in the flat I recently bought thinking about my flat

>>212919079
you're a genius

going to make a coffee with my aeropress
15g coffee 230g water coffee which is a little higher ratio than what i usually do but then this is a slightly darker roast than my preference and i'm having to grind a little coarser

how come most stones are chill but then you have some really angry ones

>>212919237
bad choice. should of gone thrifting

>>212919218
did exactly this but with dragon ball z characters

alri

Jai alai is just squash and Boccia is just bowls. Don't @ me

another day of arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt as i wait for night shift toil to begin

>>212919289
>thrifting
foy
and no, mum says old furniture won't suit a modern flat and I'm inclined to listen to her over some 4chan sperg, no offence

Good morning lads

>>212919292
based

buy old furniture if you live in a mansion perhaps
if it's a Donedon tier flat you need to go modern really

>>212919142
Yeah but these days you can go to the pub with your friends and drink beer. Much more fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Co7BPSCiI

marks ps5 days are OVER it might be for you but it's not for him and that's ok

is cast no shadow on the setlist in Manchester today

>>212919277
that's a kiwi fruit

>>212919352
maybe he should get off the bennies and play the game of life!!

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can people who have shagged both mens and womens arseholes please enlighten us as to any difference therein

>>212919306
la bellezza del pollo

any fat neeks in?

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

This has to be a troll judgement?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

my name geoff

WELL DA BIGGEST MAN YOU EVER DID SEE
WAS A WAS A JUST A BABEH

>>212919509
*jiggles your belly*

In a perfect world it would be good to have solace during the day and good company in the evening.

Drifting in and out of sleep listening to the rain outside is peak comfy

ffs just gooned for 4 hrs straight need to stop this behavior

>>212919509
jealous those breakfast wraps are great
mcdonalds really should roll out all day breakfasts some of their best stuff is in the breakfast menu

>>212919558
Polish McDonalds is light years ahead of ours

are ziedys got blood on his hands

>>212919549
sounds a bit bent

For God and Ulster

>>212919567
Not the breakfasts though. No double sausage and egg mcmuffin, no breakfast wraps (they have a kind of scrambled egg with rocket and tomatoes you can have with bacon, mushroom, or sausage), no hash browns, no bacon roll, no bagels of any kind.
Only ground it breaks is having a seeded roll thing, a kaiser roll thing, cottage cheese muffin, or a sausage mcmuffin with no egg, and horse-radish with mustard.

>>212919590
The people who are actually being genocided right now are Gazans who are being bombed by the IDF, as well as being starved to death, because the IDF imposed a blockade of Gaza, not allowing food and medicines to enter.

>>212919598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

>>212919509
>Liquid Vegetable & Dairy Fat Blend
WHAT

had McDonald's 3 times in the last 5 years
absolutely dire
no flavour at all just vaguely salty
also it's always like 1k calories despite being a meal for ants and a rip off
their breakfast takes the piss especially, literally worse than east European prison food

>>212919549
is that your room? can I come in?

>>212919614
spreadable butter

sir liquid vegetable

>>212919608
yeh except i highly doubt thats real

>>212919624
yeah?

>>212919634
sir alonne

>>212919629
in america we just have regular butter on the egg mcmuffins
no need for vegetable oil in there

>>212919636
well it israel

>>212919608
As I understand it the un food aid had been captured by hamas so Israel started distributing food directly. Hamas weren’t too happy at their loss of control and are attacking the food distribution points

>>212919624
didnt eat maccies for years and then randomly decided to pick up a breakfast on my way to the airport, was like lukewarm slop on a muffin with a greased up to fuck hash brown

ended up running a train on me and i must have shit piss about 4 times in the following hours

adverts dont work
who the fuck buys something because they saw an advert for it on youtube or something. complete false economy

some fucking fatass pig in this household stole and ate over half my box of fruit snacks that I paid for with my own money

>>212919628
I don’t really like the company of other people you see

>>212919657
gaza is tiny if they were really indiscriminately killing people en masse then they'd be no fucker left there, they've killed like 50k people in 2 years hardly a genocide is it

>>212919672
it was me :)

Lads holiday to shagaluf, 20 years ago

I had a steak egg and cheese bagel from macdonald two sundays ago and it was pretty alright actually
had grilled onions on it which improved the flavor a lot they should offer the grilled onions as an add on to any sandwich

>>212919233
Great stuff, love this country

>>212919682
...Now it's a ghost town

Emma Watson let off a stinky fart.

leftypol furious

>>212919694
unironically wearing that jay fit today except its the 90-92 iconic arsenal top and a pair of new balance creps

>>212919609
does a slovakian come across harry enfield much less a reference to a provincial backward religion forgotten by the rest of the world

>>212919708
is he ok?

Reading about Irish history. Proper mental, these cunts can never catch a break

>>212919711
you sound like a fucking bellend mate

>>212919677
I'm not other people

>>212919708
t. ukrainian ghoul servant of american empire

my very woke british friends have fully become racist get them out reform voters
mind you they’re just fairweathers that believe whatever the masses and algorithms currently would have them believe but it’s a good gauge for me on where normie brits are at

>>212919707
Leftypol asking why Rorke is so obsessed with flags

>>212919739
you dont know what i sound like

the mcspicy is fucking peng

>>212919758
it's too spicy

proudest moment for me was doing a poo on a ryanair flight that smelt so bad a lady sitting near the front had to ask the flight attendants to spray air freshener

>>212919772
uh oh stinky

>>212919772
Why the fuck would you be proud of that you piece of shit

>>212919636
It is real, watch the news

>>212919664
The news has consistently reported that the IDF are the ones killing Gazans when they're trying to get aid. Not Hamas.

>>212919682
If 50k White Brits were killed by bombs and starvation over 2 years (despite White Brits having a larger population overall than Palestinians) I guarantee people like you would call it a genocide.

excited for the boxing tonight, will probably fall asleep before it starts

>>212919803
Why are you swearing so much? Do you think it makes you sound cool like in the action movies with the foul mouthed American people. Go away cringe yank

Watching videos of Palestinian women and children crying about being hungry

Why did they reproduce in the first place? They have only themselves to blame

honestly I'm bent.

>>212919808
No the news explicitly says that they are reporting what the Hamas health ministry tells them.

>>212919815
Why the fuck are you defending that piece of human trash for tormenting that poor woman

>>212919805
I don't think that's a good way to serve watermelon
a little squeeze of lime and maybe a sprinkle of salt, but that is too much

>>212919808
>If 50k White Brits were killed by bombs and starvation over 2 years (despite White Brits having a larger population overall than Palestinians) I guarantee people like you would call it a genocide

This is genocide

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an outright block seems very unlikely
in any case, who the fuck gave ofcom the authority to fine and 'disrupt the business of' providers anywhere in the world? fucking crazy

off to bed

>>212919848
bit early mate, night x

hankering for a wankering

>>212919808
>the news
yeh must be real then
>if 50k brits were killed over 2 years
no i wouldn't care, can even 10x it as long as its in london for all i'd care

picrel is everyone here right now including me

>>212919860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdK607o5B0Y

>>212919841
It's in another continent, neither side eat pork. I couldn't give a fuck mate.

Remember Anons:
>Don't use delivery apps (Uver/JustEat/Deliveroo etc)
>Cook your own food
>Report all "drivers" as illegals
>Spread the word

>>212919879
England is another continent?

:-D

Mad thing is, palestine was the name of the region. There was no palestinian people, just jews and arabs and christians living under the ottoman millet system. how can you genocide a people who don't exist as a grouping? bit like saying I'm off to genocide the klingons or something

>>212919887
the past is another country
they do things differently there

>>212919883
actually I'm going to keep ordering AND delivering and you're going to shut the fuck up :)

>>212919883
the convenience is too nice though

>>212919826
Wrong, here's an Israeli air strike that Israel admitted to, which killed Gazans:
>16 people were killed, including 10 children and three women.
>The Israeli military said it targeted a "Hamas terrorist" and that it regretted any harm to what it called "uninvolved individuals", while adding that the incident was under review.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9xgrrq54go

Here's a separate gunfire attack which seems to be by the IDF, based on evidence:
>24 people have been killed near an aid distribution site.
>Palestinians who were present at the site said Israeli troops opened fire as people were trying to access food on Saturday.
>an Israeli military official said warning shots were fired to disperse people who the IDF believed were a threat.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp90v2ng70yo

>>212919901
ari L P Hartley?

>>212919879
>neither side eat pork
I will always remember the bacon rolls I was enjoying during the initial hamas invasion of israel

>>212919867
Yeah it's real, and if your part of the country were attacked, and 50k white Brits died, you'd call it a genocide. People like you call it "white genocide" even when whites aren't being killed.

>>212919935
>when whites aren't being killed.

lads
LADS
the jews are genociding us whites AND they’re genociding the gazans
it’s that simple really

carl cleg gob
or
crag bell cog

>>212919959
would shag them all

>>212919961
Christians are responsible for mass immigration and multiculturalism

>>212919883
Good post
Haven't ordered anything from those apps in donkeys years. Sick of seeing those cunts fly around the city

>>212919977
pipe down commiemong before your teeth fly down your throat

>>212919935
>whites aren't being killed.

Ariana Grande concert?
7/7?
Lee Rigby?
Kriss Donald?

Every weekend for the last couple of years I've had to walk around foreign guests blocking the streets because they didn't like the israeli response to the terror attacks their co-religionists had carried out, a terror attack they took pride in. Deport.

>>212919935
Don't know if that specific scenario could be a genocide. The Blitz wasn't a genocide.

>>212919989
advocating violence? janny won't like that

>>212919935
mate just fuck off to palestine if you care so much

>>212919998
finally a good fucking post

>>212919926
I always thought that was Oliver Reed in the Go-Between but really it was Alan Bates. Apparently, Ken Russel had them wrestle naked in one of his movies, recognizing that they were essentially one and the same.

what a country this is

>>212919998
that's AI

>>212920000
he’ll do nut’n

>>212919664
Yes Hamas stole the food and swore that every leaf on every pineapple would be used to sever the head of one baby.

No Israel actively blocked humanitarian efforts and created their own "encampments" where a bunch of Gazans could be localized in one convenient location you fucking mug.

Hamas has to have like 20 human beings left out of the 50 Gazans that are still alive by some miracle. They're not wrong when they say half the population is angry terrorists.

big anti-immigrant protest in town today so popping in for a full english

bradyhe whyalshe

>>212920009
women in love

can’t decide which fleshlight to buy next

get them on PIP for pity's sake, get them all paid and compensated

>>212920020
If there's only 50 alive no point protesting anymore. They're all dead, it's over

might buy manor lords even though it's early access

>>212920046
is katie lam a lesbian? she has the look. Not a bigot, just asking

>>212920046
Weird afaik we don’t do that for our own soldiers

why is the uk speedrunning collapse

>>212919989
Communism is secular Christianity. Christianity is why we have communism. Your religion is pathetic and your god doesn't exist. You'll turn the other cheek when I smack you you cheeky cunt. Now go pray, prey

you now remember professor green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9IOAe9jAY

CORRR imagine it’s the 1920s and you take a flapper girl to a speakeasy jazz bar and do the Charleston and take her back to your hotel where she gives you incurable syphilis.

>>212920100
Funny since you’ll probably latch on to that next

>>212920084
>why is the uk speedrunning collapse
Christianity

>>212920020
Anyone who runs is Hamas
Anyone who doesn't run is well-disciplined Hamas

>did some volunteering in the gaza strip a while ago
>little brown fella trying to get food
>comes up to me starts ranting about the powers that be and all that
>i tell him i'm not allowed to take sides etc etc
>he tells me "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads

>>212920107
eat this lead sandwich, see, copper? Yah!

>>212920108
No i reject christianity and communism and capitalism as theyre all cancer and all from the same attitude to life

Leftypol at the pub like
>>212920121

people from london/kent/cheshire/Birmingham need to fuck off and stop moving here

Satoshi Tajiri created pokemon which has over $100bn in sales but his estimated net worth is only $10-15m

>>212920046
Fucking hell lmao

>>212919961
>the jews are genociding us whites
explain the process without sounding schizophrenic

>>212920121
scrmbrgrmbling

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752860518286112.webm

britcels and Belgian mong on the ropes

The whole thing with carrot varieties nowadays is trying to get one that's sweet but also purple for the flavenoids and that

Mad how Leftypol has overtaken Rasheed in the Rorke/X dichotomy. You call one of these new bucks on /brit/ Rasheed these days and they look at you like you've grown 2 heads!

>>212920150
run and fund refugee acceptance and open border groups and NGOs that western governments collaborated with in response to the refugee crisis of the 2010s-ongoing

that’s crazyyyyy
Tim Dillon blocked me

>>212920145
sorry satoshi but toilberg needed a new yacht

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752861056529712.webm

lol

just not ever clicking a /gif/ link in my life

not clicking a single /gif/ link you big stupid coons fuck off

>>212920183
my bruddah

Understandable but you are missing out on some tip top interracial gay porn

Well that’s just not appropriate is it Ryanair

clicking a single /gif/ link rn

>>212920158
>>212920172
racist white yank posting interracial gay porn, that's all

>>212920183
>>212920187
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752909544046732.webm

screeching
https://x.com/mappy6984/status/1946014268324819075?s=46

feeling niggardly

>>212920223
you mongs post bmwf all day itt.

I booked a trip to japan just to piss off a jap anon who was whining about tourists

I’ve been isolated for so long that I crave being in literally any social setting with people my age

Did the man not earn the total revenue from the intellectual property he created

Well, there’s nothing we can do about the immigration crisis. So we might as well try and get laid and stuff

>>212920168
explain how this eliminates whites

>>212920145
he's just an autistic lad who wants to play with bugs

>>212920244
/brit/ Niseko meetup when

>>212920242
Black male top white male bottom is how it's meant to be

https://xhamster.com/videos/erick-and-nico-xhfx8qu

>>212920292
Wearing a SnapBack hat are we? Pure cringe. Why do Americans wear hats indoors. It’s fucking stupid and you look retarded and insecure about baldness

>>212920307
No one wears SnapBacks anymore it’s no 2010

>>212920289
I am a medically diagnosed super-recogniser meaning I have the opposite of face blindness. Can recall pretty much any face years later, for life.

>>212920307
Americans are all demented and can't be relied upon to recover any items of clothing they leave around
So they just wear everything they might need and never take it off

spending some time with the new lads over on mumsnet before ofcom shut us down lads

>>212920325
Omds

>>212920307
>>212920316
Not bald. Stop pretending like you know wtf is going on. You fags copy American fashion trends like sports caps and how to dress. American sports teams sell billions $ worth of apparel in your countries.

Highly doubt that’s his image anyways

>>212920333
oh get cunted

>>212920333
need mum posting on /brit/ pronto she'd cause an absolute riot

>>212920358
Ever... you know?

gn brit wish i had a gf

I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?

>>212920343
>You fags copy American fashion trends like sports caps and how to dress
No, only you yanks dress like fat manchildren lol

>>212920351
it's me

>>212920375
grow up

Growing up your mum's rectum

Woke up way too early for this flight so now I'm just shit posting here until I need to leave for the bus

>>212920382
Nike
The North Face
Big pile of paki slop
None of it British besides the fat manchild in the middle of it lol

>>212920410
Hope the bus driver ironically gets delayed posting in /brit/ and you miss your flight and there's no refund

>>212920440
now why would you hope for that? that just seems cruel and unnecessary

>>212920413
I bet you look like this

>>212920440
That would be a bizarre and humorous series of events but I don't want it to happen

sir chloe sullivan

ummm when are they bringing back footy?

need to delete my internet history

might order some a kebab and 3 burger sauce pots tonight

Thinking about a lady’s under-butt region.

someones been pulling aussies tit this morning. on a mad one

>>212920510
Aren't you afraid you might not get three (which you paid for)?

>>212920529
perhaps it's the result of an anxiety

feeling scrumptiously peng

>>212919935
If 50k white brits died I'd call it statistics. As for Palestine, fuck them, a bunch of them raped my sister.
>>212919961
Your point being? You don't think you don't deserve, american cracker?

>>212920562
bet you look it x

just signed up to die for israel, love those lads

Smelling the roses

>>212920619
smell my arse

>>212920596
You'll die killing some hamoods, so it's good.

>>212920623
*sniiiiiiiif*
Ahhh, thanks for that mate

Rorke giggling at the news another 14 palestinian children have died in an an air strike

>>212920642
np x

Gonna get soaking wet walking to the bus stop :/

There is a brown stain on my undies that smells of shit, any ideas lads.

>>212920648
ship the fuckers OUT!

>>212920656
buswanker

>>212920668
probably chocolate

fancy a ffee

>>212920668
Is this a fetish post?

>>212920656
corr

>>212920656
too poor for a brolly or a mack are you

>>212920495
>ywn be her boy toy in rich people sex cult

>>212920623
Emma Watson when she sees me.

don't know anything about money me, just have it in a savings account (tell me what to do)

>>212920703
Going on a hiking holiday don't want to have to carry a brolly the entire way
Cutting weight aren't I

>>212920721
give it to me mate i'll sort it you
not for simple minds like you

>>212920742
sent ;)

right about now I'd post an understated violently stylish quote from Get Carter, but I was drunk when I watched it, much like right now. Very quotable movie tho, as I recall.

Feeling a little... mischievous

>>212920760
in a thin glass

>>212920760
a pint of bitter
in a thin glass

Feels good being a late Millennial who will inherit late Boomer wealth.

>>212920784
our path to home-ownership is the death of our parents

>>212920805
you do not suffer in poland

dem bendy twisty batons permanently stretched

Late millennials (1993-1996) are a very powerful group.

Can remember life before 2008 and grew up online but crucially not on smartphones, unlike zoomers.

>>212920829
inheritance laws are weird here, got kicked out of the inheritance line from a granddad (in-law) because the mother-in-law died first, severing that tie legally. although she got a bunch of his money early after putting him in a home and gave some to us.
but when the 'rents go, shall have a small town british semi-detached at my disposal

wanked to this and now i don't feel gay. feel goofy being able to cum from just a wiggly bum

poo

>>212920922
>>212920922
>>212920922