Thread 212915981

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Jeet snax edition

>>212915984
Sounds like you’ve got it backwards. The Amish are the stricter ones

I REALLY hope Alexander the Great had shoulder length flowing hair in real life like in his media depictions

Weird how Jesus died in 33ad
Shouldn't it be 0ad?

>>212916010
0 ad isn't a thing
there is 1 bc and 1 ad

middle school is based edition

>>212916017
That's not the point you chuckle fuck

>>212916027
And I think segregating that specific age range is detrimental to teenage development. It's madness to me that anyone would think putting the most confused and hormone charged age group in an institutional setting without older or younger peers is a good idea. At that age they need mentorship from slightly older kids and they need some responsibility to over the younger ones to develop leadership skills. Junior high as is is just an institution to produce mental illness and juvenile delinquents.

friday night bev

finna play some max payne 3

rock n roll highschool

Smoked weed to jerk off but my lil buddy isn't even moving an inch

>>212916052
it's like The Wicker Man!

i can fix her

>>212916065
yes babe let me eat that haunted pussy

>>212916001
The only potentially reliable depiction of him makes him look more like a mega-chad with a thick, slightly tilted neck and shorter hair.

>>212916065
Is it bad that this gives me a boner?

>>212916065
Did she get a ridiculously lenient amount of time like 5 years
She should probably be institutionalized indefinitely or executed. Not just for killing the baby, but because she sounds like a psychopath

>>212916080
>>212916083
Devouring mother archetype

my nonna makes a better pamigiarna than your nonna

>>212916065
bitch got linus torvalds hairline

>>212916081
You mean this one? I guess it's not shoulder length but maybe at some point he let it grow out

>>212916065
The thought of a self-satisfied zoomette doing 20 years in prison brings me mirth for some reason

>>212916065
based

>>212916126
>mirth
just learned a new word

>>212916051
do you wanna hang out in indiana?

I saw Carrot Top's house

hello sirs I am a merchant from the East here to sell frankincense and myrrh

>>212916118
No, that's from Pompeii potentially based on a famous long lost Greek painting. I mean the statues by Lysippus that were more contemporary

HE HATES IT

>>212916145
welcome home habibi

I don't see any reason to care about future generations
I won't exist so I just don't have incentive to care

>>212916142
do you live in the metro?

>>212916153
Oh I see, yes he's definitely a gigachad

>>212916145
I need not frankincense or myrrh, however I wish to buy my son an exotic bride from the far East in time for his 9th birthday, could you facilitate such a transaction within a year's time?

>>212916204
I'll sell you my daughter for 30 camels

>>212916176
I don't live in Indianapolis

>>212916182
Chinlet with a jew nose and autism eyes, mouth slightly agape sign of low iq mouth breather

>>212916182
Yeah he's always displayed like a twink nowadays but in the oldest statues he's some Herculean linebacker type. Colin Farrell could NEVER.

>>212916218
He will be remembered long after you're forgotten

>>212916164
ewwww are those ticks all over the bird?

>>212916246
looks like it
if you take a microscope to it's feathers you could probably find lice too

>>212916218
He supposedly liked reading, philosophy, arts and the sciences. Just had a bad temper and couldn't resist alcohol, very Celtic coded.

>do not cum for about 7 days straight
>I can feel how swollen my balls are on certain machines at the gym
oof

N

>>212916268
oh wow

>>212916345
I'm the shocked bald midget

>>212916246
looks like it but I dunno. he's a raptor so probably doesn't spend much time on the ground foraging

I remember when I tried therapy I had an exchange like this with my lady therapist
>I always want my patients to speak their mind and be honest. The only thing I will not tolerate is racism.
>Or any kind of bigotry, I'm sure.
>No

>>212916218
Every girl you've ever found attractive would have rather have sex with Alexander the Great than you

>>212916367
it looks like a seagull

>>212916390
why pay to talk to somebody like that when you can come on here and speak your mind

>>212916397
he a white-tail kite. here's some other pics. these ones are cleaner birds. I think the bird could eat the ticks off himself during the preening process. birds are generally very clean

Just took a watery shit and it feels spicy even though I don't remember eating anything spicy recently?

>>212916396
Yes I know women have shit aesthetic standards

>learning about the term VIRL
oh so that's why (((they))) want us to cum so much

>>212916367
>>212916420
It could have picked them up while swooping through the brush for that vole

All the normies have left to have fun with their friends
That leaves the refuse here

>>212916420
damn I'm usually more into waterfowl but that's a beautiful bird

Nut in slut's butts

>>212916454
The poophole loophole. This preserves virginity.
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

>>212916454
>>212916462
have you ever done anal though it stinks

>>212916443
yeah true
>>212916452
yeah

LA MIGRA
LA MIGRA
LA MIGRA

>>212916507
Sorry I don't speak Italian

>>212916469
Not if you clean

Did anyone ever tell you you’d amount to nothing

>>212916515
even if you clean

she can douche her ass out it still smells weird

>>212916520
my mom used to try to convince me to be a plumber

apparently she was right because I got a STEM degree and I make less money

I did anal with my first gf (white germanic, brunette, blue eyes, b cups) and it was just okay. I have no interest in ever doing it again

>>212916534
At least you're not elbow deep in shit or digging holes in people's yards

Have you ever farted or taken a shit that didn't just smell bad, but like...wrong?

>>212916520
No, my parents always said i could be anything I ever wanted
And then I amounted to nothing anyway

>>212916543
Is it really not as pleasurable as the pussor? That's what I heard

>>212916534
You'd regret being a plumber when you're 55 and still have to bend over and strain your knees and back everyday while working

>>212916568
You just gotta do stretches

What if a fellow cumster is your sovlmate?

>>212916598
I think spinster and I would be a good couple if she quite vaping and had more concrete life goals

im back

>>212916560
Let me put it this way: the pussy has evolved over billions ofbyears to feel pleasurable on your dick, to extract cum from your dick. The other hole, she shits out of

Spinster is gross and I'm glad you stop simping over that uggo

>>212916603
she can't stop vaping or sucking strange cocks though so maybe you could have a poly relationship with her

>>212916633
i've been cooming huge loads. i think the zinc supplements are working

spinster was on epsteins island

>>212916612
>>212916603
who's that?

>>212916646
that's cool i didn't really ask but that's good man

No one knows what she looks like

i've been cooming huge loads. i think the zinc supplements are working

>>212916661
sorry man didnt mean to tag you

>>212916665
You guys have posted her like 4 times

Got home from work at 9:45pm with a tall can of steel reserve, my cart (penberg) and 4 dollars to rent a ralph bakshi movie
Life at 28 is gay as fuck

>>212916683
That’s not actually her

>>212916681
That's not her
Someone post the frankenspinster

>>212916684
I'm 28 and I feel the same

>>212916543
>white germanic

Just went back for a 7th taco

business idea: destroy the economy of an entire country in under a decade

>>212916655
Jason doesn't want the Epstein list released because he's both a client and a victim, he was on that island and sucked more cock than a fucking cocksucking cocksucker fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212916681
I wonder how she got that red mark on her collar

>>212916725
He thinks he's better than orange man but he's just as incompetent

>>212916725
And YOU voted for it again because you were shitting bricks at the possibility of Trumpy annexing canada

>>212916731
Another classic post from lum poster

Is there medication for autism

>>212916733
hopefully some negro slapped her

Every morning I blow a snot rocket out of my left nostril that's mostly blood

>>212916681
Is that spinster? She's cute

>>212916725
dude weed lmao

Is matcha good for you?

>>212916769
Idk but I saw a video recently of someone making matcha fried chicken

>>212916769
just eat grass if you want to be healthy

>>212916750
Hunter Biden's hardcore schedule of cocaine and prostitutes

>>212916746
couldn't be me, i know they're all WEF puppets
>>212916736
he's on the Epstein list for sure, probably Carney too

>>212916747
No wonder he couldn't fucking breathe, he was coughing out his own fucking balls out of his fucking mouth

>>212916795
gib latina mommy ass

>>212916778
>just eat CUNT if you want to be healthy

Suck a fuck!!!!

anyone into composting?

>>212916778
I do drink wheatgrass it's supposed to strengthen your immune system but idk

>>212916769
might be placebo but I feel like you benefit more from the theanine if you're actually ingesting the tea leaf

>>212916820
I'm into /cum/posting

>>212916803
Damn her ass should be at the bed pillows section at home depot

does talking to real people cure autism

Where can a guy go to be a guys guy with no women around

>>212916834
It certainly helps

>>212916833
I think it should be at the febreeze scents section

>>212916803
i wish she would adopt me frfr I'd be such a good boy for her no cap

>>212916831
Excellent post

The English language is actually a great language

>>212916865
True

>>212916851
Are you the short guy

i will hurt you

this is you

>>212916820
I accidentally read that as compositing and the answer is still no

>>212916769
You don't need to take meme nootropics to get hard-ons. There are plenty of dick exercises on youtube. The dick is a muscle so it only grows if you put it through stress.

i voted for trudeau 3 times and carney. seethe chuds

>>212916889
Do you think Canadians being obsessed with trump means we give a fuck about your irrelevant shit hole

>>212916889
weak b8 Ranjeet

my dick is stressed

visiting gf tomorrow night

>>212916865
ain't ain't a word cuz it ain't in the dick sean airy

americans are obsessed with canada

My dick smells bad despite my daily showers

i never think about canada, not even on the cum threads.

business idea: euthanasia

>>212916904
to watch her get railed by terrone while i eat popcorn

>>212916837
Gay club

>>212916865
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. Taylor swift, hamburgers, coca cola, dollarydoos, Trumpy.

Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse. Just imagine it.

>>212916968
a video of that exists. he didnt survive

>>212916872
I'm the BIG guy

got it in my head that canadian twinks smell like maple and I just know i'll be disappointed when I finally get my hands on a canadian or quebecker twink that he's going to smell like vinegar and fast food grease

>>212916986
>got it in my head that canadian twinks smell like maple
das my fault. sorry

horse coxk

Currently wearing my mosquito armor (sweapants, socks, and a hoodie)

>>212916916
Is lesbianism/bisexualism becoming a major problem amongst zoomer women? Zoomer women are going crazy for snatch all of them want cunt. Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!

>>212916684
Rented wizards

>>212916986
Canadians smell like stinky humans because they are stinky humans just like you and me

>>212917025
Never heard of it

>>212917015
how could this possibly be a problem

>>212917015
Yea i have a superzoomer gf and she thinks she might be agender bi
Whatever man fk it young women are fucked

Readin' a muhfuggin' book.

>>212917027
This picture symbolizes the American relationship with Canada

>>212917045
Imagine being named Cornelius

>>212917025
I could have sent that to you, shit's in my Google Drive.
>>212917054
Lmao true it is a pretty unc name eh.

>>212917045
Thank God those men died so we will never have to experience another Holocaust.

>>212917054
There's a fucking senator from the USA called Richard Black everyone fucking calls him BLACK, DICK

>>212917047
I bought a pink collar to put on my gf because her hair is short snd i cant do this
Lol

>>212917057
U got dracula 2000 i wanna watch that after

Most of tha way through my can of steel reserve and momberg told me theres pork and rice in the fridge
Nice
Thabks to whayever anon kept saying to buy SR btw
Cherry slushie one fucks

Housing prices have declined...
billions must buy

Fuck it, here it is anyways for anyone who wants to dl it: https://photos dot app dot goo dot gl forwardslash 31SiFHE2YYM6ZkR46
If that link don't work use https://rb dot gy forwardslash 12l7zx
>>212917101
No but fuck me that is a good one.

>>212917139
Just build your own fucking house

>>212917151
I have a sneaking suspicion youre the same leaf ive always thought was cool as fuck
I am deciding youre all the same guy

>>212917132
>Most of tha way through my can of steel reserve and momberg told me theres pork and rice in the fridge
>Nice
>Thabks to whayever anon kept saying to buy SR btw
>Cherry slushie one fucks

Jason would rather suck a man's dick or an asian woman's pussy

teamwork makes the dream work
like dream
the minecraft guy
together we can capture him and force him into a uyghur labor camp

>>212916950
when will you stop being a cuck

>>212916968
>Imagine Jason getting fucked in the ass by a Terrone. Just imagine it.

thread has taken a seriously grim turn

>>212917212
Jason got brought up and look how it goes

Why doesn't a single combine soldier mutiny after the citadel blows up? Are they stupid?

>>212917047
I LOVE SABRINA CARPENTER

>>212917212
i don't really watch anime anymore. maybe once a year.

This is culturally inappropriate.

>>212917186
I can't be a cuck because I don't have a girlfriend
>>212917230
Do you all really find her attractive? She looks fake as hell—plastered face, huge lips, dyed blonde hair, fake boobies.

I wish I never visited this site, or the internet itself.
I used to be a much nicer more sensitive person.

>>212917263
>She looks fake as hell—plastered face, huge lips, dyed blonde hair, fake boobies.
What's wrong with that?

>>212917139
in what state/universe buddy boy?

>>212917275
"It is not the past that will dictate the future, but the decisions you make today"- Andrey Markov

>>212917291
i always confuse rodrigo and ortega

Hey google
Make my minecraft skin bondrewd

>>212917230
she looks like if owen wilson had a daughter

That lil piano scene after the swastika reveal goes hard

>>212917306
Ortega looks like handsome Squidward

When my hair gets long i have a jew-fro
When I cut it short it looks super generic
I guess the jew-fro is better. it has more character

>>212917350
kek

friday night
are u guys hittin up the book club

According to dating apps, latinas are by far the women that are most attracted to me. After that it's a tie between white women and for whatever reason jewish women. There doesn't seem to be very man local asian women on the dating apps here, so that is still an unknown. I only try to match with the lightest of light skin black women, so that is also incomplete data.

>>212917042
Pornography has actually seriously fucked up zoomer womens sexuality. They consume it at vastly greater rates than previous generations. Particularly hardcore and violent pornography Zoomettes are just as pornbrained as Zoomer males.

Im white

>>212917368
Yea.

>>212917368
no but I want to find a tsumdoku club

>>212917369
Have you factored in demographics? Latinas are probably the largest portion of the female population where you are.

I need the touch of a woman

All hail the dirt club.

>>212917376
This is so real shes pnly 8 years younger than me but actually more of a gooner than i am
Way more kinky
Its nuts

>>212917427
>I need the touch of a woman

>>212917458
She doesn't know I exist, and wouldn't care about me if she did

>>212917451
wtf is that

>>212917453
manchester anon?

>>212917451
Is that dip?

>>212917458
>posts an AI generated trap
f***ing retard

>>212917467
I get zero matches in Brazil from white women and the matches I got in the USA were from hot blonde girls but then they just unmatch me. No. I'm not latino-looking. Think "somewhere in fucking europe" long straight dark hair brown eyes fair skin phenotype.

>>212917406
Good point. There is a large latina population, but it is still second to white women. The ratio is about three latinas to every one white woman I match with.

can we get a cheers fuck sake
Cheers!

>>212917482
>>212917491
No it's a massive amount of weed resin in a makeshift bong made out of a beer can.

I don't care if Trump is in the Epstein files
I want Bill Gates in jail for that fucking nonsense that was windows ME.

taaaaake me to the magic of the moment
on a glooory night where the children of tomorrow share their dreaaaams
on the wind of chaaaaange

>>212917487
If kms if i was English

>>212916065
Cute

Honestly, with my luck, it could be raining tiddies and I'd still look up and catch a dick

got rejected again.

>>212917554
At least you're trying

>>212917514
I want Chris Tucker in jail. Not the real Chris Tucker from the list, but the actor Chris Tucker and we have him make a 90s/00s style black comedy about him going to prison

>>212917554
how did it happen?

>>212917552
WW2 did happen though, so things do happen occasionally

>>212917453
They've done polling and boomers apparently thought choking was so bizarre and extreme only a tiny handful of perverse people were into it. When they were told the prevalence of it amongst young people nowadays they didn't believe it.
It started to get big with millennials but has skyrocketed with zoomers. It can all be traced back to pornography consumption and especially at an early age. Average age of first pornography exposure nowadays is 11.

>>212917565
Movie idea:
Chris Tucker as a knight
Starring Jackie chan
It's called "there's a chink in my armour"

I want Emma Stone in prison

>>212917467

if you had to guess what would you say my phenotype is thank you


"Based on the image, it’s tricky to determine an exact phenotype with certainty, but the features like hair color, skin tone, and facial structure suggest a possible European descent, perhaps with a Northern or Central European influence. Phenotypes are broad and overlapping, so this is just a rough guess. Thanks for sharing!"

i guess i am fucking germanic

>>212917583
Light choking is fun

need mo dem after school progum n shit

LA MIGRA
LA MIGRA
LA MIGRA

What’s the connection between gooning and farting

>>212917583
She doesnt like it idk if im doing it wrong
LOVES me leaving marks and being bitten though
Always eants me to leave her cover3d in bruised a.d tells people she has a piranha for a boyfriend

DO NOT ENTER IS WRITTEN ON THE DOORWAY WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST GO AWAY EXCEPT YOU, YOU CAN STAY

suggestion on how to pick up girls: call them a 'cutty wench' YARRRRR ME MATEYS

Forewords are such a waste of time. I never read them

>>212916010
ACKCHYUALLY
AD stands for “Anno Domini,” or “Year of Our Lord.” The “After Death” thing is just a way to help kids remember which is which

>>212917563
desu i think i'd prefer not trying, than trying and failing. that's just me tho.
>>212917566
we were at a singles event at a bar. she was standing by herself. i walked up and talked to her for a few minutes. she seemed like she was enjoying the conversation (but i'm terrible with social situations so maybe she wasn't actually). i walked away, then came back a few minutes later and offered to exchange phone numbers and she politely declined.

>>212917660
What’s bc

>>212917644
this, but foreskins

>>212916065
She’s got a bit of that female 4chan user phenotype

>>212917644
I disagree. A lot of them are well written and provide useful context and interesting tidbits about the content that follows

>>212917688
>'Man be shit and everything doth sucketh'
>t. some enlightenment philosopher

>>212916218
You’re Alexander the Raped

>>212917683
based Emma ignoring faggot road laws in the UK that place is a fucking prison for everyone who lives in it

Literally so fucking bored

>>212917683
I never thought she was that good looking

there are lots of british chicks that are way more hot like holliday grainger or rachel hurd-wood

>>212917738
i gotchu senpai

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752681845606908.mp4

Imagine all the people living life in peace

This nigga looks like an extremely racist caricature incarnate

>>212917739
Gemma Arterton and Kate Beckinsale

You know what’s a good movie
The sweet smell of success

>>212917672
I don’t know why English uses Latin for AD and English for BC, but BC is just “Before Christ.” The Latin form is AC (ante Christum).

>>212917739
she peaked in the first movie am i right

>>212917758
that lady in the middle looks FtM

>>212917748
>Shahnaz Pestonji
No great loss

>>212917776
You know whats an even better movie
This is Spinal Tap

>>212917776
Secret of My Success is underrated 80s kino too

>>212917790
So true. I just hope both sides had fun.

>>212917740
Based

>>212917789
u silly goose

>>212917628
Wanting to be dominated is natural for women's sexuality but pornography has exaggerated it to absurd extremes compared to what it would be normally. Particularly the violent kind.
The best cure for it is to pop the fantasy bubble when they realize guys dont actually want to dominate them and are just going along with it for the easy access to sex.
Men going along with it just to please women is actually women dominating men in reality. Ruins the experience for them when they learn this.

>>212917806
thank you

Does alberta have a lot of chinese people?

>>212917776
I loved the newest PWS Anderson Milla Jovovich slop so much that I registered at the internet archive to read the original pulp fiction short by GRR Martin

>>212917824
Alberta is extremely jeeted. The mayors of their big cities and the leader of their leftist party on a provincial level are all jeets. I don’t think anywhere else in Canada is this bad, aside from the singular city of Brapton in Ontario

>>212917748
Turns out we were judging these peepo by their character the entire time.

Can't form any positive thoughts

>>212917856
that may be a sign of autism

>quit weed
>instantly become more depressed
Bros...

>>212917856
what if you formed my baby in your ass

>>212917790
>>212917804
you know it's not immediately obvious to me that this situation is entirely bad. it's like on the one hand you've got a dead old arab lady, and on the other hand you've got a murderous black teenager running rampant in the city. so you stop paying her social security instantly, and you stop paying his welfare because he's now a fugitive. with any luck he tries to rob a real nigga and they put him 6 feet under, now that's CHAOS. that's the belly of the beast and that's how we slay this dragon.

still one of the craziest things i've seen on TV LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B80dkQ8IjU

How about you form some bitches on your dick

>>212917824
>>212917841
Mayor of Edmonton (provincial capital):
>Amarjeet Sohi
Mayor of Calgary:
>Jyoti Gondek (born Prabhjote Kaur Grewal)
Leader of the Alberta New Democrats:
>Naheed Nenshi
^the Liberal party basically doesn’t exist in Alberta, so the NDP is the mainstream left there

how to be a drag queen'

>>212917831
It's women who are the ones asking to be choked.

white pipo dont be racist challenge impossible

>>212917913
You’re born naked and the rest is drag

>>212917856
Brian having HIV positive thoughts

>>212917893
https://youtu.be/w0jacl1nJHQ

>>212917914
womemes never want what they ask for
If you had ask them how to get to work quickly, they would've said they wanted faster horses instead of the automobile.

yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy and i feel like lovin you

shoo dat chickin off dat lead
boy, he shittin' dat shornin' bread
grandma love shortnin' bread

Starting to think that the universe is actually an extremely cruel place

>>212917913
Drag deez nuts on ur chin

>>212917957
proof god isnt real

>>212917957
there is nothing cruel about an empty void

The entire Stargate sequence where Dave gets turned into the Starchild is kino as hell.

>>212917970
proof that God is real and he's a son of a bitch

no reason to assume God is benevolent or that he didn't create the universe as one big snuff film. probably goons to entire civilizations being destroyed with an asteroid.

>>212917957
Starting to think that the universe is actually an extremely cool place

>>212917812
her coom video is pretty great

>>212917980
I agree. Normies are like "it's so boring!" but they can't appreciate kino

Y’all are pseuds

>>212917982
the bible says god is all loving doe

>>212917980
I'M SORRY DAVE
I'M AFRAID I CANNOT DO THAT
everyone remember that film for this quote as much as that psych hippie freakout

>>212917980
How about Stargape

>>212917989
God giveth and God taketh

>>212917995
i'm retarded though

god invented gaping

Not interested in having the gnostic heretic “demiurge” discussion

me when canada

>>212918029
>>212918029
New

I would've believe in gods had I been raised in zoroastrianism instead of whiny sky baby oogbooga nonsense

>>212917957
What gave it away? Was it the lions tearing apart the gazelle or the crocodiles ripping open the stomach of a zebra? All due to entropy and the need to take an ever diminishing of energy from external sources constantly.
Only a sadist would design a universe where conscious beings need to inflict suffering and death to each other to survive.

Being around other people makes me feel like a worthless freakish retard
Yet I still long to be close to someone else....

>>212917991
The film leaves out 90% of what happens after Bowman leaves Discovery. In the movie he goes thru the Stargate then has an acid trip and all of a sudden there's a ghostly fetus and then credits roll. IN THE BOOK HOWEVER, Bowman goes thru the Stargate, gets transported thru an interdimensional switchboard, gets stranded 20 million light years from home above a massive red giant, then gets telepathically pulled into the atmosphere of the sun where he meets the maker of the monoliths; AND THEN he gets transmogrified into the Starchild. Then he zips back to Earth just as the nukes are flying thru Earth's atmosphere and he just vaporizes them. All that is left out of the film, incl. (most importantly perhaps) all the Cold War subtext; except in the book the USA & USSR are friends and it's China that's gifted nukes to dozens of poor developing in order to force a nuclear confrontation with the USA-USSR bloc. So yeah, all missing from the film.

i like peyotle