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Amish edition

>>212917999
the bible is fag shit written by some fags

They look like characters from Shrek

goon you goofy gooniac

>>212918051
This news article inspired me to make that post

holy fuck turn on cnn science found out a way to cure autism

>>212918067
>do a barrel roll, he said

The 'tism

BUT WON'T THEY FIND THE BODY?
BODY? WHAT BODY? HAHAHAHA

i am beginning to fall in love anons

why did god choose the jews

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>>212917991
The film leaves out 90% of what happens after Bowman leaves Discovery. In the movie he goes thru the Stargate then has an acid trip and all of a sudden there's a ghostly fetus and then credits roll. IN THE BOOK HOWEVER, Bowman goes thru the Stargate, gets transported thru an interdimensional switchboard, gets stranded 20 million light years from home above a massive red giant, then gets telepathically pulled into the atmosphere of the sun where he meets the maker of the monoliths; AND THEN he gets transmogrified into the Starchild. Then he zips back to Earth just as the nukes are flying thru Earth's atmosphere and he just vaporizes them. All that is left out of the film, incl. (most importantly perhaps) all the Cold War subtext; except in the book the USA & USSR are friends and it's China that's gifted nukes to dozens of poor developing in order to force a nuclear confrontation with the USA-USSR bloc. So yeah, all missing from the film.

>>212918114
He couldnt trust not having them close

whens the last time you had sex

>>212918051
Carnivores play an important role in maintaining the delicate balance of an ecosystem. In areas in which humans have extirpated all the predators, the alternative is for herbivores to experience population booms, wipe out all the resources, and then experience mass starvation. Is that really any better?

>>212918120
*poor developing countries

>>212918132
in my past life

>>212918132
2 weeks back and gonna have it again tmr

>>212918132
ask ur mum

>>212918109
>no arm hair
erm

>>212918150
my moms a virgin and doesnt even know what sex is

>>212918120
>where he meets the maker of the monoliths
what's that like?

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>>212918051
Atheists are such whiny little pussies kek.
Constantly bitching and whining because they're faggoty little losers.
Literal spiteful mutants.

Atheists are mentally retarded.
Atheism is a mental disease.
Atheists are just spiteful mutants throwing a tantrum at their Creator because they're failures:

>The mutant says in his heart, “there is no God”: the rejection of collective religiosity centred around the worship of moral Gods is associated with high mutational load
archive.vn/aNzyf

Atheists ought to be barred from public life altogether, for the good of society.

Religious people are healthier, happier, more social, stronger, more charitable, basically better in every way than gaytheist basement-dwelling neckbeard losers who failed at life and are seething about it.
Atheism is a suicidal delusion for weak, spineless, spiteful pussies.
Every time I've met a quivering atheist pussy IRL, they're exactly like this.

lately, i've been scared to cum because it kinda hurt one time when i did, but when i tried today, i couldnt do it

>>212918132
I’m currently having sex with your mom

>>212918160
jesus is that you

christ cock triggered

>>212918165
I'm a 5th gen atheist and I'm a middle aged NEET :(

>>212918063
>>212918165
In my experience, atheists are always mentally-ill little reddit freaks and losers. Every single time.

>>212918183
Are you saying your great-great-grandparents were atheists

religion is for weak people who cant cope with death

>>212918198
they were liberal volksdeutsche, they were not religious

>>212918114
I'll answer your question if you prove you're not redditjeet
>>212918199
>>212918179

2001's book and movie were written simultaneously and clark & Kubrick had a lot of discussion
They were kept intentionally different to be both writers visions

>>212918183
I thought you loved being a NEET

>>212918132
Sunday night

One day I want to visit Slovenia just to see this castle
Just look at it!

2010 the year we make contact is honestly good

>>212918219
I do, as I approach my 40's I feel I'll start making white russians more and possibly start hanging out in my bathrobe

>>212918187
Explicitly embracing atheism is a bit like gay pride. Many people may have slightly zesty moments here and there (not talking about myself), but you’ve got to be a particularly depraved freak to actually embrace that as a pillar of your identity.

slovenia is kinda cute

>>212918238
I wish I could embrace solitude like this.
Instead I feel incomplete without a wife

Who's your favorite and most hated poster on here

>>212918233
the caves are great, they really are worth a tour. They say that Predjama was the seat of the 16th century robber baron Erasmus Lueger who got offed by a cannonball while sitting in a privy in the castle as Habsburg mercenaries cracked down on his illegal activities.

>>212918247
The country definitely is, yes

Just heard what agonal breathing sounds like
It's like listening to someone sharting in the toilet and snorting

>>212918255
Anonymous

>>212918255
favorite: me
hated: me

>>212918249
oh, I've been flirting with this sporty chick who hangs out in my friend group, I too would like to have a woman

>>212918199
>religion is for the we—AAAAACK!

love my leaf bro

>>212918256
>offed by a cannonball while sitting in a privy in the castle
Can't tell if this is apocryphal but I'm sure this happened to some unfortunate soul at some point.

>>212918259
I read it as anal breathing

>>212918135
The creator is omnipotent and could have designed a universe that worked in any way he wanted.
>>212918165
Didn't say anything about God not existing.

>>212918164
Here's the final chapter.

>>212918132
When was the last time I played Banned in Equestria

>>212918179
>t. triggered redditcuck

>>212918268
proves me right, atheists aren't afraid of dying.

when john mayor said "ur body is a wonderland :)" it made my boipuss melt

>>212918206
I've noticed that you gaytheists lie a lot

>>212918299
jason...

holy shit faggots are out in full force tonight

>>212918281
Thanks bro

>>212918297
I'm much more afraid of dying after realizing religion is fake, actually.
I don't want to not exist!

>>212918268
Finding joy in others killing themselves and damning their souls to hell. Real Christian thing to do.

what are some good milk flavorings other than chocolate syrup? maybe maple syrup would be good. or a mashed banana. milk and honey is classic right? maybe a dollop of blueberry jam stirred into a glass would taste good

>>212918297
>atheists aren't afraid of dying
Nothing wrong with not being afraid

>>212918327
Just drink it normally? Wtf

>>212918314
religion should help with that

>>212918285
Can you name one truly *beautiful* novel that did not contain any suffering or conflict?

>>212918333
I'm too logical to ever worship anything supernatural

if your video essay is more than 30 minutes long i aint watchin

>>212918199
Statistically, religious people are stronger both mentally and physically.
This finding has been replicated many times in the literature.

>>212918326
While you're right, I always found it funny that this is only useable against religious people, but of course non religious people just get a pass for being asses. It's like a subtle admission that religious people are good and non religious people don't know any better

>>212918307
my great-great grandpa and great-grandpa were volksdeutsche despite their line originally hailing from Orthodox Serbian refugees to Slovenia in the 18th century. My great-grandpa got assassinated by a partisan hit squat in front of my grandpa's eyes (he was 6), buried draped in the flag of the third reich, and promptly dug out by the locals the very next night as a gesture of hatred and contempt. He was an railway intendant, he must have leaked the details of Yugoslav railways to the Nazis to have recieved this treatment.

>>212918297
Suicide is cowardly. Gaytheists are afraid of life.

sirrrrrr help me i am fucking indian

>>212918358
yeah because religion is cope

>>212918332
because an apple syrup or banana syrup might be good with milk.

>>212918375
Nice redditjeet impression, you even did the lower case

>>212918338
God is omnipotent and omniscient. He could have made anything he wanted. If he couldn't make a universe of pure beauty and good, then he wouldn't be all knowing and all powerful.

> call yourself julia CHILD
> are an ADULT
hmm curious

>>212918376
Something being a cope doesn't make it bad or untrue
If it has positive function, that seems to indicate to me that such a concept is a feature rather than a bug

>>212918369
Have you ever visited Tito's bunker?
How did you feel during the Ten-Day War?

*SQUAD! QUIET DOWN!

>>212918283
Seriously it's like listening to someone snore with a stuffed nose

I don't think humans will walk on Mars in my lifetime

>>212918389
You missed anons point
You could consume boring slice of life shit and Hallmark movies but you don't. Why? What makes struggle and suffering more appealing to you?

>>212918397
strong people dont cope they take it in the chin

>>212918403
I remember the 10 day war. I was 3.5 years old. Lots of huddling in the basement and the bunkers. It was a COVID like situation. People were partying as Serbian MIG's broke the sound barrier above Ljubljana.

>>212918326
>Finding joy in others killing themselves and damning their souls to hell. Real Christian thing to do.
You crying already? That was quick.
Dish it but can't take it. Classic atheist crybaby.

>>212918416
we havent even made it to the moon

>>212918420
>they take it in the chin
This is also a cope
You don't know what cope means

>>212918421
>People were partying as Serbian MIG's broke the sound barrier above Ljubljana.
Based party animals

Red Skeeter, standing by

>>212918416
as a youngster I loved Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles. An unprecedented fusion of poetry and sci-fi. I rec it even today.

>>212918297
>i'm strong and brave because I kill myself!
LMAO
atheism, everyone

God died in the 90s Obama is the antichrist and the globalists are forcing us to pay with chips

>>212918426
cope

>>212918389
Answer the question.

bruh when u die tho and gotta go to heaven and explain to God and ur family all the bad and depraved shit they saw u did
i hope theres no heaven

>>212918452
Why do you constantly engage in poor faith on a regular basis, redditjeet
I have a feeling you're genuinely like 16

remember when alex jones was bitching about fema coffins

>>212918448
There's a certain someone who checks off way more antichrist boxes than Obama

made religious freaks seethe again award

>>212918376
Non sequitur. Why are gaytheists so bad at logic?

>>212918361
If you actually were a Christian you wouldn't let that bother you. You would try to show compassion and try to save the other person regardless. But you're not doing that, which reveals you're underlying motivations is not a man of faith.

>>212918464
He was right
The prophecy was averted when orange man beat the first evil witch in 2016

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BAAAAAALLGAME
TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROOOOOWD
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRAAAAAACKER JACKS
I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK
CUZ IT'S ROOT, ROOT ROOT FOR THE HOOOOOOOOOME TEAM
IF THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAAAAAAAAME
FOR IT'S ONE
TWO
THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT
AT THE OOOLD BAAAAAAAALL GAAAAAAAAAAME

>have crush on girl for a month
>discover she's 32 not 27 as I expected and is already married
I am not a smart man

>>212918481
SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR HOOPS MCCANN

>>212918473
Idk what you're talking about. Nothing is bothering me

im not gay but i would shove my penis inside a feminine hole and fertilize it

Just listened to someone die for 25 minutes

>>212918482
that's why I have to become a drag queen

>>212918420
by killing themselves because they can't cope with life?

they're still seething lol

Devouring mothers are made because women spend their entire lives with everyone wanting to around them because they're pretty, and it makes them into annoying cunts that nobody ever calls out. Then their beauty fades and nobody wants to put up with mentally ill, snobby hags, so they try to sink their claws into their son because being alone after a lifetime of lavish attention is a living hell for women

>>212918417
Non you missed mine. Everything we perceive as reality is arbitrary to God. Including the concept or feeling that we need suffering to bring meaning. If that's true then why? He could have it different. He's God, he can do anything.

>>212918581
No you are STILL missing the point
You aren't looking within YOURSELF to find the answer
Why do you prefer stories with a conflict? Whatever reasoning God used for constructing the universe is also built into you. You need to look within yourself and be honest with yourself.

>>212918438
Sent that freak flying

>>212918422
And yet you continue to be petty and childish. Why not be the better man? That's what you're supposed to do if you were sincere.

>>212918619
I did some scoience to me portal gun and turned it into a real gun, Mordy! I'm gonna shoot us both, Mordy, we're both gonna diiiiieeee!

toilberg called me in today even though it was my day off
I even took a picture of the schedule but he said it was a misprint, so I checked on the schedule on the work computer and Im not supposed to come in until monday

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>>212918632
Rick and Mortal

falling in love anons

>>212918637
step one: ignore the call
step two: ignore the voicemail

>>212918649
You already told us

>>212918663
I just got hired about 2 weeks ago, I cant risk not answering

>>212918638
>Mortal
BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION

Hiro is serving me an ad for fleshlight-style Japanese sex toys on a blue board

>>212918700
nice

>>212918672
If you had made plans and gone somewhere there's nothing they could've done about it besides to stop being dumbfucks who let new people get fucked up schedules.

Which wife would you want? They're all considered 8/10 in attractiveness, won't cheat on you, and will remain with you as long as you satisfy them.
>White woman. She has a good job and doesn't mind you being a house husband but she has strong feminist values and is worthless around the house.
>Black woman. The sex is phenomenal, she's willing to do anything and doesn't care about her own satisfaction. But she cooks unhealthy slop, refuses to get a fulltime job and her homemaking skills are minimal
>Latina. Great cook, work ethic and home making skills. But she's very needy. Needs to be treated like a princess and orgasm regularly or she goes ballistic and starts hitting/destroying things. She also likes to push your buttons on purpose to test you
>East Asian. She's practically perfect in every way. Assimilates to your preferences in sex, video games, movies etc. But she's extremely demanding and will bitch you to death if she feels like you're lazy, haven't gotten a raise or worked any overtime lately, or spending your money frivolously. She also expects you to give money to her parents to support them.

drinking milk

>>212918797
just wait until you take an arrow to the knee

>>212918797
Hi t hanks ily and hope you have a nice night

>>212918793
White woman who acts like the Latina

>>212918797
drank the last of my milk when I got home, time to go shopping on the morrow

>>212918797
HE NEED SOME PILK

>>212918809
you too bud

Is it gay to spend hours planning out outfits and playing dress up with my video game characters?

>>212918679
Your thoughts?

>>212918835
Slovenes are a rough folk, I don't blame him

>>212918834
no i love it

>>212918407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fhu72Ygghg

>>212918834
Are you dressing your male video game characters in women’s clothes?

btw, we literally say folk in Slovene when addressing people informally. Also, fuk. I posted in the other thread that that's a native word, related to the Czech šouk.

>>212918793
you wrote ratina twice

>>212918857
Not usually, but one time I did dress my terraria character up as Felix Argyle.

>>212918852
MY ASS IS HEAVY

>>212918859
People say “folks” informally, but the singular tends to be more formal

>>212918867
What

>>212918859
do you like laibach's 1987 album 'Opus Dei'?

>>212918793
Actually trying to have a serious relationship with someone of another race is a recipe for disaster. Even outside of the fact you're creating kids with a completely fucked up non-identity.

>>212918793
white woman

I want to fuck a latina so bad FUCK i wish i didnt have a gf sometimes

>>212918834
All of my genshin teams have matching characters and weapons, this is a game designed exclusively for straight incels to gamble for waifus. Same with ZZZ

>>212918897
I really don't think that's true
You don't understand that differences can sometimes compliment one another in unexpected ways. Of course every race has undesirables that should just be avoided though
>>212918915
Lazy fuck just don't wanna work

>>212918920
just go to the beach a lot and make sure she has low spf sunscreen

>>212918892
no, even though I don't hate industrial. I just like it groovier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=530gC6BztnA

get plate and mash a banana on it. add a spoonful of sugar if you want. add this to a glass and fill it with milk. stir. drink. thank me later

>>212918132
last march with a fat girl :(

>>212918132
This Sunday fingers crossed

>>212918952
I already told you, Im out of milk

>>212918952
How about I get a plate and smash it over your head

I wanted to flirt with the latinas at the doctors office but if I didnt act like a sadboi I might get less gibs

>>212918920
Racial fetishism gets old really quickly once the novelty goes away. All you’re left with is not getting along due to culture shock.

get a banana, put it in a condom, and shove it down your throat like a good boy

maybe I should get drunk alone, will that make me happy or sad?

>>212918930
A casual fling for the exotic thrill of it I can understand. But the clash of values, and culture especially with something as important as marriage and family formation is just too much.

>>212918986
>Culture shock
>Mexicans
Lmao they're just brown skinned ghetto white people who eat tortillas. We are literally on the same continent

>>212918877
I knew that, it's just that formal term is 'lyoodyeh'. Us Slovenes are a people with a split Germanic and Slavic cultural heritage, disregarding the Balkan influences from the 20th century. Baba yaga, or jaga baba in Slovene, was often mixed up with Pehta, the Germanic goddess Berchta, the White Lady, in Slovenian folklore. And so Slovene has a hyper-Slavic formal register and a German-influenced folksy register which most Slovenes use unto this day depending on the social situation.

Drinking covfefe.

>>212918998
>But the clash of values
Bro, white women are obsessed with divorce and abortions. You'll have better values with a nice brown/black church girl from the hood

how much money have you spent on alcohol, weed, or cigarettes over the course of your life

>>212919010
nigga its almost midnight

>>212919016
I plead the 5th

>womenberg wake me up at 2am being loud talking about the dog having diarrhea
>get up and get a drink
>go to pee
>momberg: "you know you have to go to [redacted] in the morning?"(she thinks I've been up and not sleeping)
>me(annoyed at this insinuation that I'd abdicate my responsibilities): "you just woke me up tonight"

>>212919016
I'd guess maybe 2k

>>212919039
face your shame, coward!

>>212919016
>alcohol, weed
idk maybe like $1500-$2000 over the past 7 years

>>212919016
at least less than 1000

Had a dream last night I was being chased by a murderer. Right before he was gonna stab me to death I smashed his head into a mist with a sledge hammer. What does this mean?

>>212919020
It's Friday nigga besides I'm a NEET anyways.

>>212919054
If I had this dream I would force myself to wake up before he could stab me

>>212919062
>NEET
>can afford covefe

>>212919054
Anymore details?

>>212919052
No more than*

>>212919005
Are you retarded? There’s culture shock between different European countries. There’s a subtler culture shock even between old stock populations of different Anglo-Canadian provinces (obviously more so with Quebec)

>>212919095
Ok dude tell me the culture shock you'd expect from dating a latina
Go ahead.

Had a dream where it was night and I walked out of a forest onto a gravel path and there was a lone nun in the distance. Then I realized what was happening and woke myself up. Nightmares BTFO

>>212919087
im a vibe coder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qw1x35q3TQ
this pioneering American industrial band was really good, it was heavily influenced by the Stooges

>>212919104
They hit the wall at 16 and turn into shrek.

>>212919006
>Slovene has a hyper-Slavic formal register and a German-influenced folksy register which most Slovenes use unto this day depending on the social situation.
Interesting. Slovene is the superstratum and German is the substratum? I would have expected the other way around, given the history of German imperial domination, like how conqueror Norman French constituted the superstratum over the Anglo-Saxons

>>212919015
Abortions are so rare nowadays in fact white women aren't even the ones having them amongst those that are still done. It's low IQ blacks that are too retarded to use contraception.

>>212919111
thought you were just fucking with me lol

>>212919075
I drank 6 beers, took 5mg of melatonin, 400 mg of magnesium, and had a nasal strip on. If you're asking about the dream that's about it

>>212919104
I have dated a (half-)Latina. One funny one was that she thought eating with your hands was disgusting, and insisted on eating everything with a knife and fork, including typically handheld foods like burgers. There were lots of little things like that.

>>212919125
no, but panslavism caused a hypercorrected version of the language to be accepted as the standard. The panslavists of the mid to late 19th century gave the town of Unterdrauburg the name of Dravograd, even though grad is Slovene for castle, not town like in Serbocroatian. They named Marburg Maribor which had no Slovenian name of its own, drawing for the Czech name for Brandenburg, Branibor.

>>212919136
>magnesium
have you noticed any benefits from taking this? heard it can increase your testosterone if you're deficient in it.

*from
here's a wild Slovene folk song from modern Austria for your troubles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXb8K0yDMg

>>212919163
When you nut but she still suckin

happy birthday to me

>>212919175
happy birthday to you!

>>212919154
So insignificant shit that doesn't matter

>>212919162
It varies a lot based on which type of magnesium compound you take. Some types are mainly used to promote calm and good sleep, others as part of a sports electrolytes mix, others as a laxative, etc

>>212918665
just wanted to make sure you knew

>>212919154
>, and insisted on eating everything with a knife and fork, including typically handheld foods like burgers.
That's not a Latino thing, you just dated a weird bitch

>>212919197
>which type
pretty sure consuming magnesium isotopes would give you cancer

This summer might be your last.

>>212919175
happy birthday anon!

>>212919194
Combine a hundred little things that don’t matter, and sometimes it adds up to something that matters. Idk why you’re getting so defensive about this; are you Xixanx?

>>212919214
sweet release

the masculine urge to obliterate yourself with a 12 gauge

>>212919210
From what I understand, that’s a South American thing (or at least applies to parts of South America), and her mother was South American.

>>212919214
...because I know what you did LAST summer

>>212919154
>insisted on eating everything with a knife and fork
even tacos?

>>212919234
I wanna get catapulted into a solid brick wall at hundreds of kilometres an hour.

>>212919197
I had no idea there were different kinds, interesting

>>212919210
>>212919239
I’ve noticed this in South American travel vlogs as well

You simply cannot eat tacos with a knife and fork

>>212919258
It may be the single most complicated nutrient to start supplementing

>>212919270
I don't eat french fries with my hands, wtf, unless I'm at a McD's and have no choice

>>212919252
I can’t recall her ever eating tacos with me. Maybe she avoided them due to the cutlery thing

>>212919175
happy birfday anon

>>212919297
Is Slovenia a fries with mayo country

>>212919288
Can’t or won’t

>>212919316
yes. Fried chicken too, that's a traditional Slovenian dish that I enjoy with mayo.

>>212919288
You can eat them with a spoon.

maybe it's my baltoid genes that make me enjoy mayo so much. Do you know about olivier salad? A big hit in Slovenia but without the meat, lots of mayo though, it's called 'french salad'.

>>212919360
i love mayo as well

i like spicy sriracha mayo and chipotle mayo

>>212919360
I’ve tried making a Russian-style Olivier salad after hearing about its popularity there. It was pretty good, but I haven’t made it again since, so I guess it was that range of enjoyment

I am a hit with the ladies

>>212919389
*with penises

>>212919378
also, for all my talk of a Germanic Slovenia, Slovenes take salad in its Italian form at most every dinner, beans, green salad, vinegar, no dressing or meat.

>>212919360
>my baltoid genes
You’re Baltic as well?

>>212919402
do you have a gf/wife?

>>212919432
true Slavs are baltoid. I'm more of a pale dinarid, really.

>>212919441
I haven't had sex in 9 years.

>>212919456
why?

goodnight

>>212919460
idk, there were opportunities, they just didn't work out. Also, because I'm a NEET.

Amanita tea status: drank

>>212919478
WASTIN AWAY AGAIN IN AMANITERVILLE
LOOKIN FOR MY LOST BRAIN IN MY GOURD

>>212919446
More of a Paleo Atlantid, me

>>212919477
>NEET
why?

Incels are wrong to elevate sex to the degree they do. If you suppress your sexual desires you can become a stone cold killer .
Free from vulgar base impulses the incel is closer to godhood than any normie

URA KEWL 1 4EVER

Trying to find which phenotype has the most attractive women. It could be Aisto Nordid

>>212919505
you look like John Cena?

>>212919573
Sort of. It’s hard to tell what his actual features looked like on account of them getting battered in wrestling

>>212919548
all killers are sexual deviants and perverts

>>212919548
True, I am stone cold

I'M UNCERTAIN WHEN BEAUTY MEETS ABUSE
TORN CURTAIN, LOVE'S ALL RIDICULED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVAooI5jLaQ

>>212919674
This is a good album

>>212919178
>>212919182
>>212919222
>>212919315
thank you anons. might go out to some bars. I'd really like a romantic partner, but it's really hard these days.

>>212919678
You know what's another one. Possibly one of the first musical expressions of NEETdom in history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvuu0BDTAI

>>212919239
no it isn't
t. lived in south america for 25 years

my elbow is extremely dry

>>212919699
>Possibly one of the first musical expressions of NEETdom in history
Don't forget about this song
https://youtu.be/9E3ODsSRY6k?si=i5OajmbolgyQ8z4C

BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GONNA LEAVE YA

>>212919730
I already posted AI slop proof albeit >>212919270

I just finished visiting with my dad and I’ll never be any good. I’m no good. I could have been smart but instead I’m nothing. I’m no good. Instead I just want to die. I’ll never be any good.

I’m sorry I’m drunk but I’m worthless. I want to kill myself fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Went for a walk in the downtown core the other day, and found that the city had installed a bunch of anti-homeless benches lol

>>212919735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryHsUGUeMkc

>>212919736
love playing this on my geetar

Me and the gf

>>212919788
Is that Asian nigga like 4’11

If I'm posting songs then I'd best post the best one ever, of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9loFpbEVxo

>>212919761
It's going to be okay

>>212919788
Asian girls should be skinny or thick, not muscular like a tranny

>>212919832
Woah those girls are really hot

me and the gf

me and the gf

Me and the gf

>>212919905
why is her face melting

>>212919819
Ah fuck I hope so I don’t know

>>212919743
i don't give a shit what grok has to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdkLAdYZWZI

>>212919955
Mull of Kintyre is unironically one of the best Scottish folk songs ever written, and Paul's an Irishman from Liverpool

the only way I find my life fixable is if by some stroke of luck or miracle I make friends org et a gf and I have genuine human contact outside of toil. because I am absolutely miserable and alone on my days off no matter what I do

>>212919905
Looksmatched

Thinking about this one girl's cunt

>>212920162
this one for dem fuck niggaz
dat pussy poppin dat magic city
hypebeast we know abouchu
don't buy shoes unless they're popular

>>212920162
what does it look like

>>212919905
Grim

Gonna take a cozy late night shower

>>212920182
Roast beef curtains

that's not even how it goes, I'm hopeless at hip hop

>>212920211
That's my favorite kind
More to suck on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkksEFQBNd8
I'm more of a this kind of shit guy. It is now nearly 10 but I am home alone and I am going to pick up some beers

I guess it’s a good thing I’m extremely drunk and tired snd I don’t have any convenient suicide methods in arm’s reach. I wan5t to kill myself right now right now I want to be dead gone forever right now

>>212920259
you forgot the Morty's and burps

>>212920259
does your dads opinion of you really mean that much? what is your dad to you?

>>212920300
ask dad, ask dad,
that's all they ever say
ask dad, ask dad,
they'll take your breath away

>>212920300
I don’t know anymore

>>212918835
based lad. he has a bright future.