Thread 212920922

morrissey

Got soaked walking to the bus stop

classic sign of a pseud is a deep affection for morrissey

>>212920939
sue them. it's illegal to splash pedestrians

>>212920939
get a car mate

>Cheers, Anon, how's about a drinky-poo?
How do you respond?

Getting Bradley'd is honestly a violation

tweezing the hairs off my phallus

dey arses be wiggly x

rorke cycling home with his maccies
leftypol paying a brown man to do it for him

>>212921021
lol

>>212921021
and who’s contributing more to the economy then, hm rorke?

>>212921021
Yeah? Well now rorke will sit there all sweaty scanning on his slop whereas leftypol has just had a bath and is relaxing on the sittee

coffe time x

zesty cat

why is int a liberal board?

>>212921056
it's sort of sad that there are that many arseholes with sidecuts dressed in some sort of V-cut pyjamas with chilli sauce collections at home

>>212921056
Millennial supremacy. Also I assume those are US numbers.

>>212921089
miss this guy

>>212921101
no. m8, there's more millennials in the UK than there are people

>>212921108
runt

yank escapees from /pol/ thinking anyone to the left of genghis khan is "liberal"

rife withoutu purincirpres! hoooh!

rorke shags pork

>>212921084
We just hate rorke

he likes it :)

>sorting out an au pair for the kids
>it lets you filter by country of origin
Oh baby
Might import a Japanese waifu and cheat on the missus

>>212921129
Is rorke a deano? Idk what's supposed to be bad about being a rorke.

>>212921108
rum little thing
looks like a weasel

elastic bands

grass is going to look x4 lush from this rain

just subscribed to a twitch streamer in China so I could hear her say my name

>>212921164
he was just a kitten. had blue eyes which is rare for a black cat

Chicks say I have a Neil Morrissey-Louis Theroux type of vibe. From what I can gather, they seriously dig it.

>>212921149
Your body pillow isn't a 'missus'

Baby Boom 1940-1959
Generation X 1960-1979
Millenials 1980-1999
Zoomers 2000-2019
It's the only arrangement that makes any sort of sense

>>212921176
>wowke

they used to do nice pizza dough in aldi but i havent seen it in probably 4 years

time for the daily dose of GDP, netvideogirls, ATK girlfriends, czech casting, backroom casting couch, casting couch x, hookup hotshot

>>212921176
fank yoo cawdy fur schubbing

>>212921149
getting on in the world is made so fucking easy for 19 year old girls. the equivalent opportunity for a boy would go to jail for trying to sell the drugs you would normally do or get berated by your work coach for being a smelly dosser

>>212921182
Neil Morrissey who hasn't been an identifiable celebrity in about 30 years, "chicks" compare you to him do they?

>>212920968
No thanks I don’t drink poo.

>>212921199
>cawdy
lol

stop getting junk food delivered
it's terrible for you and you're enabling the browning of britain

Broke: Referring to the British ruling class as the "Uniparty"

Bespoke: Referring to the British ruling class as the "System"

>>212921201
How about taking responsibility for yourself and leaving your rancid bedroom instead of getting worked up, blaming everyone else for your life being miserable?

>>212921163
vpn OFF rorke we know it's you

>>212921201
only if you're fit

>>212921149
nadja sex

>>212921216
It's especially perplexing that food delivery is so popular in Britain where you could easily hop on a bus or train and reach any slop you want within 20 minutes

*Rorke nervously approaching the Ticket Station*
One ticket to F-Falmouth p-p-p-please....

>>212921210
>>212921192
>>212921180

>>212921149
>alcohol in your CV
>lustful poses
not very responsible

for me it's emilie

>>212921206
See the lonely boy who would go out tonight! AH!

today I will be mostly listening to the musical styling of the soft machine

Irish diaspora life decisions made inside the ironbrain

>>212921149
>setting your au pair photo to a pic of you drinking a cocktail
silly silly girl

>>212921223
I'm a rorke but i like bumming small guys when my gf isn't around.

>>212921232
got one down the road but i daren't go in there as he's a dirty bastard

>>212921224
there's a much wider cohort of women than guys who fit that category . all thy really have to do is smile and someone will be like corrr spaff

>>212921206
My age range on Hinge is 40+ and has been for years. I'm Hags ONLY at this point.

>>212921245
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJFSIX_uVPM

I never knew he says 'Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate, will nature make a man of me yet'. Damn, that's great

>>212921249
shitskin would only be good for pump and dump

>>212921232
i live 5 minutes walk from mcdonalds but my fat neighbours get it delivered. even their cat is fat.

>>212921249
What are you thinking of buying?

>>212921272
they give the cat mcdonalds

>>212921216
Done and done! Next request?

such a fat bastard i thought katinka was holding a really small burger

>>212921246
even this mess will still find a man to simp for her
that's how easy it is being a femoid

>>212921232
people get food delivered in NY where they just need to go down in he elevator to the ground floor for any food they want

>>212921235
bleh!!

>>212921262
That's pathetic
And to think I shagged 16 and 17 year olds and I'm probably older than you

>>212921245
gong, henry cow and faust?

>>212921139
El gatto pepperoni

>>212921232
taking a bus for 25 minutes to sit in a retail park mcdonalds is fucking grim

powerlifting gf

>>212921110
That's why I assumed it was the US instead of Japan or Australia etc you fucking idiot

>>212921292
I'VE BEEN STONED BEFORE
IN PRAGUE, YEAH!
IN THE HAGUE, YEAH!

>>212921313
>tattoo

>>212921250
it's a low key prostitution app m8. the au pair thing is a ruse to throw off the rozzers

What you lads don't understand about delivery is

>is it worth the 15 minutes and hassle of dealing with people

I get literally everything delivered because of it despite shop being around the corner. Walking with bags of stuff? Filling up the car? Fuck that.

big danny calling the shots

We're in the kampfzeit years for Britain now lads.

>>212921320
I have been stoned in Prague! A nice German man in a nightclub let me hit his blunt.

>>212921317
but you still had to ask

>Among Deborah Mason's purchases were a cat called Ghost, trainers and a Bugatti kettle
nice cat

>>212921330
when i was young i thought having tropicana in the fridge was a sign you made it

mumberg would only buy this

do any of you ever feel insecure about what’s in your shopping basket when you walk past other people in the shop?

>>212921343
state of that leg

If I apologized a million times
And if I wrote you like a billion rhymes, would you stay?
Tell me if I'm still your favourite girl
Just say the word and I will give you the world
I know you like the finer things in life
Just leave with me tonight, I'll show you what it's like
You know my style
You know, whatever's mine is yours
You know my style and l love Christian Dior

>>212921340
that's a Gong lyric. I've only been drunk in Prague, I'm afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADEQukHxtqk

Danny Dyer is literally an East End Jew same as Harry Redknapp

>>212921365
>"pure" "orange" "juice" from concentrate
it was just water, sugar and orange food colouring
hated that stuff

>>212921365
i thought you were rich if you had a car and had all the sports/movie channels on sky

>>212921321
*looks into telescope*
Oh yeah, I can see it. Ew!

>>212921328
Inpost parcel lockers are fantastic for this. Don't even have to see the man when he brings your delivery.

DEPORT… oh wait

>>212921343
cocaine cat :3

>>212921394
all irish

>>212921342
It could have been somewhere like Brazil, or some region of China. Also I didn't ask, I said "I assume those are US numbers".

>>212921394
Irish diaspora

sucking a coffee

>>212921394
proper cockneys
you dont see many like them these days

>>212921394
Rorke says it's okay because they're white but then bitches about "Two Tier Kier"

britain is on the precipice of incredible racial violence

>>212921407
Funny how they both treat their relationship as a fetish

Tell me if I'm still your favourite girl
Just say the word and I will give you the world
I know you like the finer things in life
Just leave with me tonight, I'll show you what it's like
You know my style
You know, whatever's mine is yours
You know my style and l love Christian Dior

'fees good today

>>212921365
my mum would get me sunny delight

The new Bottega, my baby only wears couture
Back as a kid, I used to dream I'd be a hustler
You know my style
You know, whatever's mine is yours
You know my style and l love Christian Dior

white is right

Warzone hotties delivered directly to my door
I fear it may be too late for Taya

sheep don't feel anything a wooly jumper
theyre all greasy

>the 65-year-old was sentenced to 20 years in prison for conspiracy to supply Class A drugs at Woolwich Crown Court.
Always weird to me that that’s a instant 20+ year sentence but when someone rapes a kid or a woman it’s in the single digits

>>212921438
thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>212921471
Found a new thing to spam since people got bored of the muslim dating profiles yeah?

>>212921449
that was the crass nouveau riche version of stylish millionaire tropicana

>>212921471
mixed feelings about getting an au pair who cries herself to sleep even before you've started putting the moves on

the au pairs are activating

>>212921484
Because it's encroaching on the gov's turf

Do you recognize me, girl? I phone you every night, girl.
Don't recognize me, girl. I wanna fold you. Don't come around my way. I wanna fold you. So come closer, baby, yeah, oh, just come.

Need to see them do it naked because horseberg doesn't wear clothes

>>212921515
the au pairs are activating
the au pairs are activating
the au pairs are activating

>>212921511
I love that kind of stuff aurally, it's called yacht rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4x6yTVYWBA

anyone remember the tradie shagging other mens wifes meme

>>212921515
YOU'RE EQUAL
BUT DIFFERENT

off to m&s to buy me pizza for lunch x

Nooo, not my Dean Blunt quote!

>>212921536
thanks for the free you. *goes off and spends it before you request a refund*

>>212921547
don't rate their zas

>>212921547
the marmite one?

thought it was sunday because ive been off all week

>>212921562
why
>>212921568
no pepperoni - or "american" as they call it

sweet as a nut, sweet like tropiCARNER
danny dyer told the tele that he hates SIR KEIR STARMER

need to go to a french nudist beach

Mad this. Adipose tissue is fat by the way.

Good morning /brit/isens! Reminder that Mossad and mi6 use the same propaganda tactics since the former was created with the help of the latter, that's why fascistic rhetoric in both england and occupied Palestine is exactly the same: jews become a race instead of a religion, the settler-colonialist becomes an immigrant and the immigrant a settler colonialist, muslims are the apex of barbarity and untrustworthiness and the western model the only factor of stability and peace.

>>212921516
The government don’t sell drugs this isn’t America

>>212921515
I unironically used to use websites to meet au pairs under the pretence of friendship and then have sex with them.
Sometimes they'd invite me to their host family's houses when they were away. Some of these families have massive houses. I'd sometimes stay the whole weekend just shagging the au pair girl. One girl worked for a Jewish family, and I rifled through their stuff.
I met German, Swedish, Finnish, Italian, slav, and Spanish au pairs in this way, mainly between 2010 and 2014.

Update: coach to the airport was late, got wet through waiting, smell like a dog that's jumped in the canal

>>212921588
are these bum cheeks

>>212921547
Go to Aldi get the “Carlos takeaway” one omds it’s banging

>>212921547
If it's not too late, slam the breaks, hit a U-turn and make your way down to Costco. The Ready to Cook Pizzas at Costco are to die for!

cronem have their eyes on the prize

>>212921612
Sir Keir Starmer

>>212921619
>Carlos
er dont like foreign food thanks
>>212921626
dont have a "membershit" to that place

>>212921588
lovely marbling

>>212921538
Yes Spaino. We all remember your inane mutterings. Happy?

>>212921343
never too rich to enjoy the taste of a refreshing 500ml Oasis Summer Fruits evidently

MORNING LESQUE

>>212921650
Just say you think aldi is beneath you. Don’t need the bullshit

while timmy tucks into pizzas, cronem are breaking through white girl hymens

got uk dashcam vids up on the projector
thats my saturday sorted x

>>212921642
cronem weakness

>>212921343
Will the 'berg be locked up for aiding and abetting?

>>212921598
What websites?

fucking hell, it's still only 10 thought it was closer to midday

>>212921619
always get a doughy bit that never cooks in those

>>212921693
i see you're expanding into inanimate objects

Blair

yeh, she rock steady
yeh, she rocky steady

anuva fe? don't mind if I do

>>212921619
>Go to Aldi
Not poor thanks

>>212921697
UK-based ones like city socialiser
They're all defunct/disappeared now

>>212921617
Cross-sections of the quads. Dark stuff is muscle, light stuff is fat. And the small white circle in the middle of each leg is the femur.

>>212921710
they are very grippy

~_~

>>212921693
sup crodie

mad how Animal Kingdom is based on real events and we really had a Gangster Granny who presided over a deadly period of violence within Australia's organized crime networks

gone right off the wanking

once a week and that's if I remember

happy to know that even though i am ugly incel neet rotting in my smelly bedroom, i will never have skinny fat atrophied legs like that

i squat 3 times a week and have done for years. current 1rm is 180kg.

>>212921750
SSRI moment

Everyone hates, everyone lies,
Everyone hurts, everyone cries,
Everyone's happy, everyone's saved
Everyone glistens and everyone fades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVFBd7UEIhA

>>212921744
shiiieeeeeet
grippen score of ten

>>212921745
why is child porn allowed here?

>>212921701
That's due to your idiocy

>>212921748
sup crodie

deeply unpleasant selection of posters in this morning

>>212921692
love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcSfPWhzIX4

>>212921769
I know you have been misled by the vile incel refugees from /britfeel/ but we don't like lyricposting here cheers
Feel free to post such meaningless nonsense in /deutsch/

>>212921692
do you have a projector on the ceiling of your smelly bedroom

>>212921767
SSRIs are curing my porn addiction

>>212921749
good movie, Ben Mendelsohn is a great actor. Remember it being very grim though and thinking I'd never watch it again due to the grimness.

bizarrely the only other film I have had this same thought while watching was another one based on Australian true crime: Snowtown. I will literally never watch that film again, fuck me what a horrific story and group of people

30 minutes late leaving the house and the wife pops her head round the door to ask if I want a smoothie

>>212921778
sorry we aren't talking about the fat keisha who serves you at the chicken shop

cronem just waking up, chiefing clickum outside the hotel

actual cronem tend to find themselves in sausage fests because 99% of women don't like being harassed by roadmen

>>212921772
enlighten me

lego car bldg
or
gold crab leg

>>212921812
bro imagine living in lagos haha

>>212921804
bouta ask sum white girls if dey want to make luv, if dey want to mek yardie babies

>>212921749
Faff and deflection from the reality that all states regulate the drag trade and cooperate with vast criminal network bosses

>>212921812
m2 filming from bedroom wit leaky pumpum

>>212921788
SHE CAME FROM GREECE SHE HAD A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
SHE STUDIED SCULPTURE AT ST. MARTIN'S COLLEGE

reckon it's chips tonight, corr it gon b lush xx

>>212921850
LOL

>>212921842
erm what trade sorry?

>>212921841
mmhmm mi tink mi gwaan mek yardie baby

>>212921850
sup crodie

>>212921867
Chips countdown: 9.5 hours
*licks lips*

>>212921771
never seen child porn here once in over 15 years of posting on various boards

rorke a street boss in the drag trade

>>212921782
>>212921792
no why

>>212921710
sup crodie

happy now? the sun has NOT got his hat on, it's bloody raining

>>212921167
>>212921196
omds

>>212921812
now THIS is biomass

>>212921890
/sp/ used to get hit on the regs

>>212921893
top rorke

>>212921167
omds he chiefing that m4 pumpkin

>>212921899
sup crodie

>>212921880
sup crodie

half past ten hmm yes I do believe it's coffee time

>>212921196
m2 wan keep cronem loyal

>>212921850
>>212921869
samefag
i recognise the way you type ziedbelg

>>212921876
KEK, you know what I meant

>>212921782
Wall-to-wall cunts

>>212921888
don't get it

>>212921966
LOL!

>>212921966
anuva mayo timmy fail

rorke going mental

starting to understand road rage
not just "oh no i am mad"
but literally on the verge of causing a pile up or beating some woman to death
too many fucking old people, young people, foreigners and women

roads should be for white people between the age of 25 and 50

>>212921888
autistic timmy annoying katy with his silly costo card while she just went dere to watch the cronem hoop

>>212921957
it do be dat time

>>212922008
oh my days
aint obese keisha wondering where he be

>>212922017
trvke

>>212922005
LOL I've been done!

Dadberg trying to tell me all about stoicism because he found it on YouTube but when I was a teenager reading a lot of philosophy he called it ‘gay shit’
Bit mental really

>>212922018
fuckin hell LOL

>>212922005
>>212922042
LOL nun timmy culd do

>>212922017
>roads should be for white people between the age of 25 and 50
no white van eithers, only casual/pleasure drivers

>>212922045
you're both eejits

>>212922005
LOL silly timmy x

>>212922068
only think you "cud do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

>>212922070
>no white vans
rude

>>212922045
Can't stand the stoics cos of how they did my boy Nero

Usyk Dubois 2 tonight
The fight nobody asked for

>>212922086
LOL! timmy melty

>>212922017
at first you're afraid on the road
but then you realize that you're the nightrider
a rocker, a roller, an outtacontroller
and that toecutter knows your name

>>212922045
my favourite is my son showing me jordan peterson telling him to clean his room but he never did it when we told him to as a child

>>212922094
just want me dubois parker, why they do me like this ;_;

ig by not banning the Belgian mong, jannies are agreeing that cuckoldry is on topic for a discussion about British culture lol

>>212922086
he gon mek yardie baby, what u gon do bout dat xx

>‘Yeah I remember you had that carl jung book, he’s real cool’
Dadberg pronouncing jung wrong. Honestly got me fuming, you constantly called me a fag for liking things over than sports and drinking. Get fucked old man

headin to the gherkin for an m4 chiefin rn

'p
:)

rasheed caught using his phone and thinks flipping off the camera man will help his case

>>212922152
I too love OP, great guy, the best

>>212922126
good enough for mohammed (pbuh) good enough for me

>>212922151
bbc king get what's due to you

>>212922131
must be grim being a wog and not good at sports.

>>212922093
Yeah stoics are cringe. Basically doing shit the Buddha said but acting like a cunt about it

>>212922131
don't tell us, tell him

>bottom right
CORRRRRRRRRRR

>>212922171
marcus aurelius was a cuck and his wife cheated on him

>>212922180
I can’t, I just try and get along with my family and don’t cause trouble because it’s not worth it

>>212922183
That happened like 25 years ago

>>212922183
ayo where's the verb

timmy snr won't do nun

getting a bit cold, fucking hate this bastard country and it's shitting fucking cunt weather

>>212922187
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx27w1dwe9o

>>212922203
journalists have a bizarre way of writing

>>212922183
Did the MRI pull out a word?

>>212922211
bodied that freak

>>212922187
You have to wonder what women think lip fillers are actually doing for their appearance.

I can understand falling for a trend that all other women fall for but do they never take a step back and assess how they look with these lips?

>>212922211
woodley has some nice finishes but he is most known for being heemed

>>212922195
so he was right, you are a fag

>>212922191
my favourite bit of Roman history is when Valentinian I. died from shouting at Scythian envoys too hard.

he visibly activating

>>212922211
lil timmy venting his frustrations to his nappy-haired wife keisha LOL

>>212922162
road rage is so dumb

>>212921957
I've had a couple coffees this morning, definitely feeling more awake now

Let it never be said
The romance is dead
'Cause there's so little else
Occupying my head
There is nothing I need
Except the function to breathe
But I'm not really fussed
Doesn't matter to me

Due to lack of interest
Tomorrow is cancelled
Let the clocks be reset
And the pendulums held
'Cause there's nothing at all
Except the space in-between
Finding out what you're called
And repeating your name

>>212922220
mental how they're all labour mps

my favourite bit of roman history is when they shagged kids :)

>>212922221
No there should definitely be a verb after the word boy.

>>212922241
for me it's augustus fucking random virgin girls while preaching about public morality

>>212922045
Tell your dad that his videos are "gay shit". Film his reaction and post it here

>>212922268
it's probably a caption, or "moment"

>>212922283
>>212922283
>>212922283

tek it tek it

LE BOSH

>>212922249
This doesn't make you not a loser.

>>212922234
Just want rosanne and demis' lips round my cock

>>212922295
>>212922295
>>212922295

>>212922162
muppeeet

>>212922104
Based

>>212922220
>Demi Bright
>Anita Slaughter
Me hungry need meat food