Thread 212932672

>>212932672 (OP)
for me it's not a fear of getting a job, but interviews suck
Why can't this shit be streamlined

im never ever applying for another job until society drastically changes

>apply for a job
>they want someone with the experience of a 50 year old man but will work for the pay of a 15 year old boy
>IQ test
>personality test
>online interview
>phone interview
>group irl interview
>1 on 1 irl interview
>get email saying they found another person that is more willing to get raped in the ass than you
>repeat

>>212932879
That's the junior exp. As soon as you've done a year or two they'll bend over backwards to keep you the moment you tell them you've got another offer

I'm coping with entry-level unemployment with working on my own firm.
But every minute I work on it, I realize people know that I'm coping hard to fill my employment gap

>>212933004
What does your company do?

coming to a close. off to kapooka next month

>>212933125
Writing 5 pages rambling on about what a company's stock price will be in 12 months time

>>212932672 (OP)
im at university and im employed

>>212933246
Have your predicts been any good so far

>attend a job interview
>"wowies, mr. anonewski, mind explaining what is this 7 year gap after you've finished your highschool?"
Funniest thing is that I get more disabilitybux now, than I would earn at that entry-level job

>>212934290
kek they now ask you why you only did a 3 month internship at uni
theyre absolutely delusional

>>212937024
It's an employers market. They have all the cards.

>>212934290
How good is Polish neetbux?

>>212937068
if im asked a question about an internship i did in 2nd year of uni i know that the employer is a maniac and i wont work there, i got up and left (i had another offer already)

>>212937775
You're lucky Poolish economy is booming. Let's see how it goes when you have a long recession.

>>212932879
also the first interview vibe check where you have to talk to a 22 year old girl who will trash your resume if she gets the ick

>>212932672 (OP)
I'm ready to go back and get my meme degree (history and creative writing major)

>>212932879
>>they want someone with the experience of a 50 year old man but will work for the pay of a 15 year old boy
>>IQ test
>>personality test
>>online interview
>>phone interview
>>group irl interview
>>1 on 1 irl interview
Kek for real its like 600 layers of bullshit to get a job that a retard could do with ease
Even really shitty jobs are becoming like this. I had to go through a month of classes (was getting paid to attend but still) to get a factory monkey job pressing a button
I feel like when all of society is running like this it has to be inefficient

>>212938533
that's why the govt has to ban cars from china and ban them from using technology

>>212932672 (OP)
do you automatically become aesthetic if you dont have a job in japan

>>212938792
That guy isn't Japanese though. And the picture is 20 years old.

>>212940211
>the picture is 20 years old.
And?

>>212941902
>And?

>>212932879
Reading stuff like this makes me really happy I aimed for sick pension early on and got it.
Several of my friends have similar stories, the job market seems fucked.

>>212932879
i'm an old fuck. This is how I got my job 20 years ago.
>be 18
>no education except high school (construction line)
>decide I wanna move out so I needed money
>checked the local ads for open positions
>"entry level job: carpentry aid and assistant, great job for getting into bla bla bla"
>call the number
>"hello?"
>I would like to apply for the job
>"ok good, I need your details and can you come to an interview on Monday next week?"
>yes
>"ok good, see you then"
>go to interview, some temporary baracks in a construction zone
>older beer belly man greets me
>"so you are here for the entry job?"
>yep
>"ok good"
>interview takes 10 minutes, he takes me into the back and introduced me to another man
>"this is the man you will be working with if you get the position"
>ok
>"please do what he says and we'll talk after"
>other man tells me to cut him some boards, struts and other stuff
>do it. same crap I did in high school
>"mhm, that's enough, lets talk to the boss"
>go back
>"he did fine,I'll take him"
>"ok good, lets get the papers done"

And that was it. Took maybe an hour in total. Signed the contract, went to work the next week.