German bros,is this true?

>>212934741 (OP)
>DAMP
lmfao vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SWMAQYQf0

>>212934741 (OP)
Where is schweinshaxe and kartoffelkloesse

>>212934741 (OP)
>fish sandwich
great
>feketeerdő torta
good
>
>potato salad
peak
>sauerbraten
great
>töltöttkáposzta
don't think that's very german and it sucks anyways
>csülök
good
>jägerschnitzel
peak
>currywurst
ok
>gőzgombóc
overrated
>perec
overrated
>nokedli
peak sidedish if it's used correctly

>>212934942
eisbein is haxn, sauerbraten comes with klösse.

>>212934741 (OP)
needs more taxiteller.

>>212935039
nokedli with goulash is bomb, my dad made it one time

>>212934741 (OP)
Menu at the local German restaurant

>>212935274
part 2

I hear people say Austrian food is better, but is there really a difference?

>>212935494
it looks the exact same to me. i mean western cuisine is all pretty similar in revolving around meat and potatoes

>>212934741 (OP)
Would scran every single one of them

>>212935274
which schnitzel variant is the best?

>>212934741 (OP)
It’s a mishmash of regional dishes, although there are universal ones like potato salad.

>>212935314
>market price
Get fucked

>>212935620
for me its the Chicken, incidentally...they have unusual decor there that wouldn't fly in modern Germany tho, full of WW2 stuff, guns and beer steins

>>212934857
me monday morning in the homeoffice

>>212934741 (OP)
I don't wat any of this except for Bretzeln, "Dampfnudel" (I call it Hefeklöße) and Spätzle

>>212935699
the only regional things are Fischbrötchen and Labskaus, the rest is eaten everywhere

>>212936076
Spätzle is a Southern specialty. It just got popularized countrywide.

>>212934741 (OP)
would all but i wouldn't call pretzel a top food, just something i'd buy a couple times a year
given the simplicity of the ingredients and the cooking process, i don't expect german pretzels to be drastically different

>>212936283
Aryan food saar

>>212934741 (OP)
>Almost all of the dishes have potatoes
What the fuck were they eating before the Potato cultivated by noble Mesoamericans was introduced?

>>212936523
probably turnips

>>212936523
shitty bread and porridge

>>212934741 (OP)
>Kartoflsalat
Isn't that just boiled potatoes

>>212935494
They have a good patisserie tradition, if that counts as cuisine.