Thread 212948468

The First World is a scam. Brazilians are laying on the beach drinking caipirinha, watching naked girls and partying all night.
Meanwhile firsties are slaving away at some dead end job and eating microwave meals.

You do not suffer

Aaaaaahh! I miss the beach so much! When can I move to the seaside!?

Contrary to popular belief, there is no globalist conspiracy forcing you to eat microwave meals

>>212948468 (OP)
'zil life is rough this aint like sweden

>>212948468 (OP)
in sweden you get mugged by somalis and arabs. in brazil you get mugged by favela monkeys. not that different.

>>212948468 (OP)
try living on our salary, all we have is the beach, gostosas and caipirinha

well I don't get mugged by favela nigs here and my life is worth more than a cellphone

>>212948714
>all we have is the beach, gostosas and caipirinha
what else could you possibly need

Firstie:
>wake up at 5am sharp to the sound of garbage men outside and homeward drunks screaming at each other
>sit in the shower for 5 minutes with head between knees, wondering if you really need this job
>get into car
>woops, no petrol, better stop and put half a tank in
>pay the cashier £120 and say thanks, but he is too depressed to reply, he simply looks at me with his vacant, puffy, black-ringed eyes with an unspoken sadness
>sit in traffic for 2 hours, brush away gypsies trying to "wash" my windscreen with their dirty bathwater
>arrive at job, get yelled at by boss for being 3 minutes late due to living in a very time-conscious society
>work in silence, as socialisation during work hours is forbidden and most colleagues can only speak obscure eastern european languages anyway
>cry on the toilet for 20 minutes during lunch, have to work the other 40 minutes due to staff shortages
>go home at 7pm to a tiny, cold, cramped apartment that costs me 75% of my wages
>eat cold cereal for dinner at a bare wooden table underneath a lightbulb buzzing loudly

Thirdie:
>wake up whenever you feel like it to the sound of waves gently rolling against the shore and tiki-tiki music somewhere in the distance
>eat breakfast of freshly cut fruit and locally grown coffee prepared by loving mother, who you are seen as a good son for living with and taking care of
>hop on a moped and ride 10 minutes to work, waving at everyone along the way
>boss is my uncle, he tussles my hair and tells me he's proud of the man i am becoming
>sit at bar all day on the beach, flirting with cute western tourists who find my dusky complexion and smouldering brown eyes exotic and exciting
>laugh at fat firstoids getting sunburnt and overcharge them for drinks
>walk into a store after work in my shorts and sandals to purchase a beer for the ride home

>>212948714
>gostosas
*with a dick

>>212948749
is life really that bad in the first world?

>>212948780
That's a good day in the 1st world

>>212948749
>>wake up whenever you feel like it to the sound of waves gently rolling against the shore and tiki-tiki music somewhere in the distance
>>eat breakfast of freshly cut fruit and locally grown coffee prepared by loving mother, who you are seen as a good son for living with and taking care of
>>hop on a moped and ride 10 minutes to work, waving at everyone along the way
>>boss is my uncle, he tussles my hair and tells me he's proud of the man i am becoming
>>sit at bar all day on the beach, flirting with cute western tourists who find my dusky complexion and smouldering brown eyes exotic and exciting
>>laugh at fat firstoids getting sunburnt and overcharge them for drinks
>>walk into a store after work in my shorts and sandals to purchase a beer for the ride home

dis nigga think the third world is basically hawaii :skull:

>>212948468 (OP)
>>212948749
You posted a pic of Brazil
Brazil is second world. We have none of the benefits you're talking about

>>212948747
i could use a PS5 or two

>>212949296
More like 2.5 world

>>212948747
GPUs

>>212949296
>>212949333
>>212949502
>>212949743
Die

>>212948749
i legit got a job off nepotism so yeah kinda true

>>212950651
what kind of jobs exist in brasiu

>>212951475
everyone is a public servant just like in USSR

>>212948468 (OP)
Brazil is an unsafe shithole, please stop

da silvas wont be laying on the beach anymore if they let the patels in their country

>>212948749
Fuggin love this pasta, always gets a kek out of me. (due to how trve it is, not because it's a joke)

>>212951549
just like my binland

>>212948714
Let me guess, you need more?

>>212950651
jode-te

First World just means shit load of industries. Not necessarily the best in quality of life based on non-economic measures