previous >>212950149

erotic

im kinda retarded

>yeah i just finished reading X book
>yeah dude, do you use audible? i’ve finished so many books now because of it
holy fuck i hate these people so much, biggest midwits in the world.

Born 20 years too late

>>212951734
im fully retarded

real nice edition bud

>>212951734
Wrong general then, chum, for /cum/ is reserved only for the best and brightest that Canada, the United States and Mexico have to offer. Think of it like a think tank but actually beneficial to society.

>>212951739
you said that already>>212951710

i'm on nofap forever

Just saw this skunk

>>212951753
is it a bot? how many how many of you fuckin idiots are bots am I the only one here or what

will 2026 be the year that something finally happens

/cum/ makes me want to cum

no one cares about epstein anymore

>>212951766
no, people just repost the things they say because it will get more replies in the new thread

how do you cook pork chops

all these girls have reached puberty

goshcel tier post

thank god ground sloths went extinct, jesus christ

>>212951809
concerning post

>>212951787
How about Jeffrey Prepstein and he wears polo shirts and boat shoes

>>212951799
I don't really like pork chops as-is, but I sometimes make this recipe (breaded and fried cutlets)
https://www.seriouseats.com/tonkatsu-chicken-pork-katsu-japanese-breaded-cutlets-recipe

i may not be in a good place in life at the moment, but genetic dead ends like jason comfort me in the fact that it could always be worse

>>212951828
is that the Giant Cum Beast?

Eating pork and beans

>>212951720 (OP)
she walled so fast. it very sad.

i would have bullied jason in school

56% is about white

>>212951799
put enough olive oil in the pan to almost cover the surface (cast iron pan is best), set the burner to medium heat, salt and pepper the chops, cook for 5 minutes on one side, flip and add butter, smashed garlic, and rosemary if you have it

who gives a fuck about jason

>>212951828
Why would you say that? They were just a giant herbivore like elephants or rhinos. They'd be cool to still have around.

>>212951799
You need to brine them first

>>212951858
i did that but it was pretty dry.

>>212951864
no one. he's pathetic

>>212951842
porn and benis

>>212951799
https://youtu.be/MBI0CwEQuKk

>>212951887

beef and chicken mog the shit out of pork

>>212951873
try marinating the chops beforehand. simple one i use is soy sauce, pepper, and brown sugar. also i've found using butter instead of olive oil helps give them a softer texture

>>212951910
Ameen

Beef is expensive

>>212951910
true but nothing beats a nice slab of well-made pork ribs

>play new vegas
>read isekai
>fap to hentai

>>212951873
you probably overcooked them, and need a digital meat thermometer if you don't have one. one thing you can do is reverse sear them:
>put them in a low oven (maybe 300F) with a leave-in digital meat thermometer set to ring when it hits about 10F below your target temp
>preheat a pan to medium-high shortly before it's ready
>sear them in the pan
>let them rest about 5-10 minutes before eating

I'd beat the shit out of jason

>>212951931
what is this WHORE licking?

How do I into tradeieism? I wanna be a welder

my parents are small-time beef cattle farmers but they usually have some leftover after a sale so they give me lots of ground beef for free. have like 5 lbs of it in the freezer atm

should i get one of these

>>212951910
always one random muslim like this anytime someone mentions pork

>>212951910
beef>pork>chicken

I wish I took welding in high school

>>212951870
Yeah true, when you put it that way he seems like a chiller. We have so much sequenced DNA from various extinct animals, it's only a matter of time until they come back

>>212951939
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/r9k/image/1752/94/1752946854439.jpg

I wish I was Albanian

>>212951959
what an absolute SLUT

I like pork belly with crispy skin

>>212951766
no. i just reposted it cause the new was made by time my post sent

https://youtube.com/shorts/nejmMXc9nJE

How do anime fans not feel shame when they post a drawing and say “this is my wife”

>>212951972
the right wing needs to rise up and destroy these creatures (and their third world savage pets in the US)

>>212951981
https://youtu.be/psNGoGb8ykw

I am moving to Vegas

>go to launch New Vegas
>see and remember I have CS2 installed(im unbanned)
Gonna play that instead(if I can get players at this hour)

>>212952007
>>212952008
now kiss

>>212951936
surrogate activity

>>212951969
People have sex. That doesn't make them sluts.

>>212952007
>>212952008
What the fuck how did this happen

>>212952007>>212952008

>>212952021
me on the right

>>212951828
People who came to America during the ice age must have had a fun time.

>>212951942
community college

Is this your grindset?

>>212952059
Is this a bot post?

anyone else wanna get addicted to gambling together?

>>212952059
Doesn’t make sense because Spain is permanently lost. They are forever brown

You're fucking useless you serve no purpose you're barely sentient why the fuck are you coming into my room. Useless bitchass fruit flies fitting through the mesh in my window. Like nigga you're going to expire in 24 hours why the fuck you gotta bother me fucking die outside nigga

Getting drunk and listening to pink Floyd alone

I never cared about the epstein files

>>212952080
Which album?

>>212952072
Sorry Why do you say that

watching vinny vinesauce from vinesauce

>>212952073
I watched the Sopranos as a kid, so I permanently associate gambling with degenerate losers. Nice PSA

I look like this.

>>212952092
It just makes no sense.
I thought a grindset was like a productive schedule. But your picture is just some shit about Muslims

>>212952095
yeah but being a degenerate loser sounds fun

They were no longer little girls; they were little women

>>212952101
grind mindset

>>212952113
This still doesn't explain how his picture is connected to the text

>>212951720 (OP)
by 2045, Texas will be blue state, Florida will be swing state. Both will be improved

I support Israel and the Druze people

>>212952090
Which ones the coolest?

>>212952108
Is that your official statement, Mr. Epstein?

>>212952124
The united states wont exist by 2045

>>212952098
No you look like this.

California will be a red state
And by red I mean communist

>>212952121
yes it does

>>212952128
Meddle

i smell stale on account of not showering today

>>212952131
If we Balkanized, would it be peaceful or bloody?

>>212952144
dont you like the warmth and the steam
not to mention not being sticky

>>212952132
Moose are friggin' scary. I had no idea those things chug like a freight train. One day, I want to eat a moose steak.

>>212952162
That's an elk

>communism is le bad

The diet starts tomorrow. For real this time

>>212952142
What are the odds? That's the one I'm listening to

Gorilla niggas, here comes king kong

Might filter the Indonesian flag

>>212952176
Great minds think alike

>>212952170
Ugh, you made me feel dumb. Now I'm unhappy (¬_¬ )
Fix this.

Precordial catch syndrome does not mesh well with my anxiety

>>212952158
>dont you like the warmth and the steam
It's very hot here
>not to mention not being sticky
i'm wearing nothing but my underpants. nothing to stick

>>212952208
???
Would you rather have lived in ignorance?

>>212952043
Im more like Nina in lots of ways, but I'll accept being your Momoka since im an ikemen

>>212952172
lol imagine being stupid enough to believe any of the lies surrounding the space race

none of them went to space, the first successful space flight with humans didn't happen until the 1990s. we have never been to the moon.

>(¬_¬ )

Where is that Canadian chud retard who told me Destiny didn't have sex with Lauren Southern? She dropped all the details of their romantic relationship

>>212952225
Who?
Who?

I'm the ugliest of all time

>>212952231
I HIGHLY doubt that

>>212952228
Don't worry your head about it, babe. I'm dunking on the leaf chudlet.

>>212952212
N-no.....okay, I guess. Whataever, y-yeah, you're right. At least I am less likely to make that mistake again. I'll look at the horns and snout carefully next time...(￢_￢;)

know that smell when you first open a bag of doritos cool ranch flavor? that's how canadian twinks smell except with slight vinegar and coffee notes

your love belongs to me

>>212952238
shut up nerd im ugly

canadian thoughts on ranch dressing?

>>212952259
Well the antlers are a good indicator but really the coloring is the giveaway, elk have that tan body while moose are all dark brown.
Also horns and antlers are different. Antlers are shed, horns are permanent.
But that's just me being pedantic, since antlers do fall under the dictionary definition of horns (I think). But biologically, they are different

First game of CS2 premier season 3

Gonna take a couple clips for my youtube when the replay is ready

>>212952305
post your youtube

>>212952305
do you ever play good games or only CS2?

>>212952305
I miss when cs didnt have agents and seasons and battlepasses and those fucking charms

*black guy voice* why the damn sneaka's aint free?

Tired of birds shitting on my backyard couch

>>212952365
Pretty sure people donate free shoes all the time

>>212952369
i washed my car the other day, and within hours, three birds shit all over it

>>212952217
who the fuck gives a shit about the moon? the mars landings were 100 times more insane without any humans involved

>>212952391
There's a heron that hangs out in the palm tree in front of my house every night and takes huge shits all over the grass and sidewalk. It also eats crabs that it caught while up there, since there are pieces of crab shell and rotting crab flesh scattered amongst the feces

>>212952395
fake af

to absolutely nobody's surprise, my bartrip was a complete and total failure

>>212952353
CS2 is fun.
I play other good games, like New Vegas/TTW, OSRS, vanilla-wotlk private servers, Minecraft, the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™

Whoops! Accidentally ate 20mg worth of edibles. Looks like I'll be getting high again soon. Haha oh no

>>212952433
Did you try talking to anyone?

>>212952457
they were all old boomers. 2 cute girls ordered the bar special right next to me but I didnt see any way to butt in without being a creep

>>212952430
*dies in reaction to this post*

in what situation should someone ever make more than $1 million per year

>>212952474
Chad would have butted in anyway. Not because he's handsome, but because he doesn't give a fuck what they think

>>212952302
>Also horns and antlers are different. Antlers are shed, horns are permanent.

Very nice to know. I almost never put much thought into animals besides wanting to chop them up and learn new ways to eat them. Not to say I have no appreciation or admiration for the animal, but I still cannot at times help but see them as objects. They are so much more than jsut food. Very beautiful.

>the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™

>>212952447
seek medical attention

>>212952485
Im too ugly to be chad

drinking milk

>>212952523
What if I kicked you in the nuts t Hanks

how to make this my reality?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQYeXjkKMg

>>212952533
call 516-922-WINE

>>212952532
that would hurt

>>212952490
The only animals I see as food are ducks. Like they are the only animal that I get hungry when looking at because I know how good they taste. I eat other meat though, ducks are just special.
For other wild animals, I see them as marvels of billions of years of evolution, and of the incredible circumstances that allowed earth to develop life and continue evolving it

went to an asian restaurant down the street and this sesame chicken is mid as fuck

>>212952539
Ok but what if a pretty girl did it

>>212952552
it would still hurt

i should kms

>>212952291
I enjoy it. Versatile, can be mixed with various other things like mustard, soy sauce, hot sauce, etc. to make interesting dressings or sauces.

itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

/cum/ got me so horny right now fr

faggots get out

>>212952570
why

>>212952549
You would absolutely love around where I live because it is water fowl galore. All types of yummy and silly quaks and honks. Now that you mention it, when there is one plump duck or waddling in front of me, I have to fight the urge to pick it up and bite its neck. Gawd, duck is amazing when prepared tender.

>I see them as marvels of billions of years of evolution, and of the incredible circumstances that allowed earth to develop life and continue evolving it

Amazing how each species of duck are so different. Different builds, noises, behaviours and even feet. Ducks are so kewl ~~~. I wish I could share my favourite quaker but I am a little on edge.

>>212952447
20mg isn't much

if doctors wear one of those shiny circle things on their foreheads, what to psychiatrists wear?

like girls
like boys who look like girls
simple as

see some nice breasts in the west

>>212952447
I eat 20 mgs every day

how do I get rid of this feeling of dread and anxiety? I'm not in debt. Just 30 and nothing going for me

STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY TED

>>212952630
ugly sweaters

>>212952623
getting older
no friends
no hope for the future
no hope of living a happy life
feels like i don't belong in this world
past fuckups keep coming back to haunt me
etc etc

>>212952656
drugs and/or alcohol and/or jesus

>>212952673
why is it a gif...

strongly suspect this shitty chicken is going to give me the shits quite soon

remember them niggas from the hill up in brownsville

Former president of Nigeria Muhammadu Buhari (pictured) dies at the age of 82.

incels should just get cosmetic surgery

anyone else getting captcha errors?

these are the people who make fun of me for being a homosexual by the way:
>>212952656
>>212952650
>>212952570
>>212952669

>>212952706
He was the best guy arounddd

destiny fucked every chuds waifu

BAD GATEWAY IS BAD

>>212952669
suicide might be a good career path for you, but idk if I'm convinced you have the skills we're looking for

busted ass website

>>212952669
may you be BLESSED in the name of the celestial divine.
(also proof i'm not an evil person, even to my enemies)

>>212952683
Don't know

>>212952766
IM not doing your homework for you, chump

i have the perfect business idea for a product that currently does not exist on the market. shan't be sharing it though.

>>212952225
another chud L

>>212952766
You gotta carry the one and then complete the square

>>212952766
the answer is 164 btw.

should i buy an oled monitor

>>212952766
I used to do calculus effortlessly and then as soon as I graduated, every bit of it evaporated from my brain

cuz we gon rock this club
we gon go all night
we gon light it up
like it's dy-no-mite

>>212952825
I remember the FTC, the name reihnmann sums, and anti derivatives and I dont recall at all what Im supposed to do with them

is carbon monoxide poisoning not the best suicide method or is there something I'm missing

rhinoplasty + orthognathic surgery + liposuction + hair transplant and i'll be happy

>>212952816
no don't waste your money on goyjunk, get some more ammo.

>>212951763
Skunks are neat

>>212952816
only if you are cool with potentially getting burn-in and replacing it in a few years. is a matter of "when" not "if".
i recently bought a new monitor and went with ips.

>>212952846
people who get plastic surgery are insecure losers

>>212951763
I smell them all the time

>>212952862
oh no god forbid someone invest in their looks to fix their insecurity

>>212952860
they come with three year warranties so i dont really care about burn in

>>212952844
carbon trioxide poisoning is where it's at

Who else is brown

>>212952850
i read that as meat
i wonder what skunk meat tastes like?

>>212952888
very very bad, if i had to guess.

>>212952874
its false advertising, your kids won't look like you and you'll still pass on your shit genes

plastic surgery should be illegal. ugly people shouldn't breed

>>212952893
maybe i don't want kids?

>>212952904
well it looks like youre on track

Third game of the night full of retards, about to get banned.

I genuinely hope Yellowstone erupts and kills all Americans.

I've remade my webms 4 times and it keeps saying its corrupted. Piece of shit website

>>212952888
The thought of eating carnivore meat makes me uncomfortable

>>212952914
grok is this real

>>212952913
do you have some sort of learning disability just be nice and you won't be banned

>>212952914
mk ultra victim

Sovl

>>212952673

>>212952917
>he hasnt eaten gator nuggies
grim

>>212952924
he's self admitted to be retarded

>>212952914
G R I M
G
R
I
M

remember not to reply to bocchi posters.

>>212952927
> northern Mali
Tell me interesting facts about Mali. I know virtually nothing about it.

wish Kari was my gf

i don't care about passing on my genes. i just want to a pop star and be beautiful and rich.

>>212952945
How about this?

>>212952951
northern Mali is mostly controlled by Tuareg separatists who want to form a new country called Azawad. They are currently fighting the Malian government and Wagner

woke up with an ingrown toenail

>>212952956
Walled 20 years ago

>>212952967
/cum/ is a Darkness general

think I'll go play with my penis

>>212952989
can I watch?

Fish bites

>>212952989
fag

>>212952976
>Azawad
From the name alone I can tell this country will have frequent terrorism and unrest

>>212952988
heh, just a little peek into my sick, twisted mind.

i enjoy getting pedicures and manicures as a man. i am comfortable in my sense of masculinity.

>>212952984
Kari has aged like a fine wine

>>212952976
>separatists want to form new third world shithole from third world shithole

>>212953005
no you dolt, her name is literally darkness

goodnight

>>212952924
I want to get banned, subconsciously, to get away from these black and brown people playing CS2.

Now 4chan is calling all webms unsupported?????

>>212953024
gn cumbo

>>212953024
sweet dreams my precious delicate peach

90% of humanity is black and brown.
being white is abnormal.

still farting relentlessly

>>212953016
Why not if it makes them happy

>>212953056
you're forgetting about East Asians

woah buddy i didn't ask about your bowel movements

two imagination only dry tugs in a row

i want white gf

>>212953014
>pink, speckled cleavage
there is no greater turnoff. i'm not even kidding.

if it weren't for constant Youtube ads I would forget black people exist

>>212953066

>everyone thinks it went extinct 11 million years ago
>randomly shows up during world war 2 (1943)

Someone was spamming CP on /v/ or something? Why would they disable webms

>>212953080
he cute

>>212953073
good thing the opinions of queers are worthless and she remains beautiful, objectively.

>>212953089
she's a simp for the oil companies.

>>212953073
this is "pointy elbows, 3/10" levels of retarded

>>212953065
most of them are brown. they just use skin lightening products to make themselves pale.

>>212953101
so? you use oil and so do I. they provide a valuable product. people who shit on oil companies are dirty hippie faggots. I love oil it's fuckin awesome.

>i love the industry destroying the environment
yeah, you deserve to be killed

>>212953135
indians are destroying the environment, so is china. hate them. global warming is a scam. only fools think humans are heating up the planet.

>>212953148
>whataboutism

>>212953148
>global warming is a sc-ACK

>i'm such a simp for this walled 6/10 that i'm willing to literally destroy the planet for her while being racist

might visit China and South Korea

>>212953024
Good night bud

>>212953084
idk I haven't been to /v/ is years

>>212953148
i shouldn't have to tell an adult this but one wrong thing does not justify the exact same wrong thing done by someone else

i would unapologetically sacrifice every indian on this planet for one night with Kari.

>>212953208
I wouldn't because the girl I want to fuck the most is Indian. I would kill everyone but her tho

Don't you know that a midnight hour comes when everyone has to take off his mask? Do you think life always lets itself be trifled with? Do you think you can sneak off a little before midnight to escape this?

>>212953171
air pollution is global warming

real retard hours. time for bed.

your mom is retard

>>212953247
>i got brutally embarrassed and am logging off to cope

>>212953260
my mom is worth 20 of yours

chud destroyed

I think slav(e)s are worse than Africans.

*lifts underwear and releases the stench of sweaty ballsack*

>2v4
>team kill annoying slav yelling commands at me
>he stutters as he tries to insult me in english
>easily plant and kill all 4 enemies
>"gg, my team sucks btw"
I sincerely hate sl*vic people.

his tranny name is samantha

I'm a boymoder

The world is a terrible, awful place

i think if we ejaculated together it would be really fun and bring us closer together :3
add pomf123 on discord if u want

you're mentally ill

The world is a wonderful place. The people? Not so much.

Sometimes i wonder if my penis is cute

I've seen it...and it's...

>>212953515
show and tell

we gooning or what

>>212953604new
>>212953604new

Samantha is such a gross jewish name. Pick a better tranny name Jason