Thread 212954587

rorke edish

some real brainboxes in here

anime chebs

Trainspotting is shit

slept for 11 and a half hours. still tired.

>>212954606
Thankfully Diego isn't here to drag the average IQ of /brit/ down by about 30 points

>>212954632
lool what iq does the big D have

regularly used the

>>212954587 (OP)
womfy

for black people IQ becomes I skip the queue

good morning lads, any plans for today?

>>212954620
It's a perfect 5/5 film with a 5/5 soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/emUTaPNEfK0?si=4duFdQWV7KzEovT4

One of my favorite films.

>>212954631
garminberg telling me i only got 34 minutes of REM sleep

>>212954664
church
then a party (hopefully get let into)

>>212954674
Oh shut up you twat

>>212954664
gonna dread and worry about things in a bit x

>>212954647
I need to know what Ye song he was belting out at the karaoke, n-words and all.

>>212954668
feel like i sleep in 3 hour shifts. wake up from a dream, go back to sleep, have a different dream, over and over. wish i could just stay asleep.

He ain't dressin' like no broke broke

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9w14yjw8x0o
They'll use these new powers to lock up young white British men.

>>212954664
finish moving into my flat

>>212954679
?

>>212954664
going to sit on the sofa and wait for the bones to mend

>>212954701
>lock up young white British men.
mhm yes

>>212954664
Runtoil
Shopping centre toil with gf
Roast chicken toil later

>>212954687
chefs in paris

going to leave the house ina few minutes so dadberg thinks im going to church but really i'll be going a walk and then to lunch

>>212954732
grim go cgyrch

having a wank over conor mcgregor's cock

>>212954641
20

>>212954743
let's rub ours together

>>212954716
I wonder what will happen when AI and robots are doing all the jobs and there is no way for ordinary people to earn money

>>212954667
But I just said it was shit?

>>212954731
>well if Gregg ain't ready to leave... and Jon Torode ain't ready to leave... there's only one thing left to do
>*yells NIGGER*

My goal is to turn /brit/ into a gay twink meeting place

>>212954770
You're wrong

>>212954740
ive stood around in a tunnel with nothing to do for an hr and 45 minutes before because it was altogether more interesting than going to church. there's nothing for me at church. i've had my chance but this world belongs to a new generation. but if dadberg knew that he'd kms by neglect

gonna tell toil that I am sick

>>212954770
If you're a movie critic name a good movie

>>212954785
I'm not

>>212954789
what age are you

>>212954767
opefully an earlier and steeper decline to free up room on the motorway

morning x

>>212954791
Pacific Rim

>>212954789
v low iq post

>>212954790
*calls while you're shagging your mum up the arse*

>>212954798
36. all my opportunities i have missed. it's over.

>>212954789
Honestly it sounds like you should simply be killed for being a pathetic piece of shit

>>212954804
Absolute stinker

>>212954806
grow up lad

Any of you fellas been to Serbia? What's it like there?

>>212954808
explain. oh wait you can't

>>212954822
>muh gritty scottish dark comedy is so bloody grown up I'm a real adult!!!

Fuck off son

>>212954827
No

>>212954804
he's battered everyone in 2 divisions

should really just retire and enjoy life

Take the poo pill Emma.

>>212954827
Been to Belgrade, was quite nice actually. Had a couple of nice beers in the Belgrade Fortress

>>212954848
Yeah retire to his home in... uh... occupied Croatia

sofa has gone brown from my continuous farting into it over the last 5 years

>>212954664
Finish work then go for a couple of pints, simple as.

>>212954838
danny boyle used to make gritty pictures. but that last 28 days movie was smooth as fuck. i dont mean smooth like cool. but smooth like smoothbrained. practically an AI mess

>>212954838
>>muh big dumb pile of metal shit capeshit Aluminum Man hero film
absolutely spastic

Rather take heroin in Scotland and listen to velvet underground

Just typed croatia didn't I
Might be time for bed

>>212954836
church is all

>>212954664
toil

>>212954813
>waaahh noo you have to still have optimism!!!

shut up. low iq mong

>>212954879
It was a masterpiece

>>212954860
Glad to hear it, I am probably going to visit next year.

Anyone else getting a captcha countdown loop?

>>212954879
Yeah watched it the other week, was utter shit full of plotholes and nonsense. The Saville dribble at the end was pure mong shit. Only non-hateable character was Ralph Fiennes

>>212954901
Eh? I'm saying you should be killed, I'm not telling you to be more optimistic.

>>212954617
good post

>>212954880
Yeah well of course you would because you think "woah he's literally me" despite being an HVAC worker in a flyover state

>>212954902
it's slack

>>212954906
Why

>>212954909
The site has been laggy for hours

>>212954942
The primary focus of the trip is Montenegro, but since I'm in the area I'll also visit Serbia

thinking about the jews

>>212954902
>That forward backflip

>>212954924
and your reasoning? oh wait you have none

>>212954902
Wtf
What song is playing during this scene?

>>212954937
Not at all. I'm from California where the heroin is shit, weather's shit, people are brown. I deserve to live in Scotland and be a miserable prick.

>>212954955
doubt they're thinking about you

what if he was called melon usk

>>212954957
Because you're a pathetic piece of shit, quite simple

>>212954827
>>212954860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g020yafYj3U

>>212954982
explain how. oh wait you can't

ruining my nice clothes cos im and alcoholic and get them rekt
so braindead

>>212954974
aye, prefer to keep it that way

dirty little imagefap chavs
corr

>>212955011
twat

>come to brit to whine about how pathetic your life is
>start raging at other people for calling you pathetic
why do they do this

>>212955030
4chan is the place for pathetic people. you dont belong here. take it to reddit where you can talk about you "family" and your "job", high achiever

>>212955041
sent that well-adjusted person to the rape realm

simply can’t stop toiling me, supposed to be on holiday
as soon as a week has gone by i grow restless and sleepless

funny how when you have lots to do a day of doing fuck all sounds nice. but when you have nothing to do doing nothing loses all its appeal. the eternal curse of man.

What have I got myself into
I am fucking shitting myself

>>212955041
im pathetic jusdt noy that pathetic

>>212955011
only drank 2 or 3 times in my life it's fucking depressing

>>212955071
actually you're more pathetic because you're a gormless phoneposting zoomer freak

Mental how more normal I become I spend less time here

>>212955066
do it in the toilet lad that's the best way

>>212955061
Balance is the key to everything in life

>>212954789
>>212954812
Do what you want with your life, it's your life. Stop letting your father tell you what to do. You're an adult. If you don't want to go to church then don't go. Do something you want to do instead.

>>212955061
that's what einstein taught us about relativity

>>212955082
project on

drinking and smoking levels have declined significantly since gfberg moved in but still put away quite a mix and managed a cheeky cig last night

>>212955107
your typos say it all

>>212954812
You are 36 and live with your parents and have to pretend to be religious and go to church to keep your dad happy? Might be a contender for the saddest cunt here.

>>212955114
blog on snorelord

do not fancy another day on the sofa waiting on the bones to mend iiabhwyl

>>212955122
i'm also a virgin

emma watkins poo it is! yummy poo poo weeeeee

once jumped over a hedge while steaming right at the beginning of a night out and skinned a big hole in my jumper at the elbow (which was also bloodied badly)

there was no need to jump over the hedge either, I just bet the lads I could do it. In the end I did make it over it but the other side was muddy and I immediately skidded upon contact, dumping my elbow into nearby concrete

that was about 12 years ago now and what's worse is that I know I'd probably do the same today if I got drunk enough.

>>212955126
deegs, ever think about killing yourself?

>>212955162
bit harsh

I always thought harambe killed a child and turns out he didn't. that puts things in perspective for me

cant park there mate xD

>>212955118
tit

>>212955137
that's not a bad thing imo

>>212955148
I went fence hopping when I was 15 and broke my ankle in someone's back garden who then called the police, it was all very embarrassing

>>212955137
well thats only to be expected. so now that you've achieved the entire life passed me by award do you intend to do anything different?

cycled to the river as an adult male

>>212955177
longest word you can type on a phone keyboard

>>212955148
>that was about 12 years ago now and what's worse is that I know I'd probably do the same today if I got drunk enough.
ledg

>>212955184
how long were you out of action with the broken ankle lad?

>>212955171
are you a literal child?
the whole uproar was the fact that harambe was innocent and didn't harm the boy

>>212955191
nice place to bun a zoot

>>212955197
4 weeks
looked like such a twat at school esp as i had no friends to sign the cast

now im not bent but look at this fellas arse @tommycreams how has he even done that

>>212955188
thats not my choice to make

why the fuck are there flying ants in my room now?

>>212955218
I'm not going to look that lad's arse up no lad
however if you had posted an image of said arse I would have have been forced to view it and thus give an opinion

>>212955197
Dunno why someone felt compelled to reply on my behalf but it happened right at the start of the summer holidays, so it was proper shit and I spent most of that summer in my smelly bedroom playing GTA 4

>>212955218
Twitter wouldn't let me view his pics. What's he doing then?

>>212954587 (OP)
Rorke wears Yeezys

>>212955218
Not sure I'll take you up on this one

>>212955171
I hope your country stops invading other countries

>>212955260
i can relate. probs need to invest in a game to keep me busy.
t. broken foot lad

>im not bent but
things benders say

>>212955280
Shut up retard. Your country invaded half the globe, and then gave up. You'd still be doing it if you could.

aren’t most bedrooms smelly? i've only really been in mine so i wouldnt know

tugging my willy in time with haggstrom from the minecraft ost

Fuck me I hate judges so much

>>212955304
wish you'd let me in yours :3

perhaps suelad was onto something with japanese women

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751599164304690.webm

>>212955309
>not mice on venus

>>212955314
theyre all foreigners
they just let off their own

>>212955314
despise the amount of fake respect you have to give them. can't wait until we can storm the courts and burn their stupid wigs while it's still on their head

>>212955338
the tempo of that track is far too slow to wank to
not over here trying to edge myself am I

>>212955302
Shut up yourself you fucking moron, the UK hasn't invaded another country for a long time

antiracist baby
antiracist baby

>>212954827
lot of serbs

>>212955323
i'll consider it if you bring some bananas. me monke

>>212954587 (OP)
I have these creps nothing wrong with them

go on diego stick that up your arse

>>212955375
the textured tip would either feel amazing or tear your arse to shreds

>>212955314
>family members did not have to have a blood or legal connection to the applicant
screaming, crying, wailing, howling

>>212955314
Absolute state of them mate

could anyone be such a bottom that they buy a sex arse just to eat it out and not shag it

/brit/ is my family

>>212955371
for you i have big big banana:3 but I'll bring you some fruit too

>>212955314
so the word "family" is completely meaningless then despite us all knowing what it means
bravo, judge

>>212955429
and if they want to eat cum out of it but still won't shag it so they do a wank and insert the cum into it with a syringe instead

is it passe to take an umbrella to church

>>212955468
>church
grow up you LARPing freak

if i ever get a terminal disease i'm going out by detonating the vest fr hopefully next to the prime minister

>gay porn
grow up

>>212955137
That's alright if you're a Christian

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings

>Attention to these killings peaked on May 29, 2007, when 25-year-old John Mark Arimbuyutan was shot dead by bouncer guard, Nico Palapar, at a bar in San Mateo, Rizal.[6] The bouncer had stated that he was prompted to kill Romy using his service weapon, a .38 caliber pistol, when Romy accidentally went off key while singing "My Way" and struggled to get back on track.[7]

>>212955487
if your penis doesnt exit the foreskin without assistance you basically have a disability

>>212955512
cp on my board!?!!

>>212955487
young chap seems to be trying to eat some form of meat appendage but hes having some difficulty

>>212955534
the thread suddenly quiets to a halt as a million //brit/posters racing to the archives

>>212955515
can I get PIP for it?

not a fan of the "adjective ahh" niggerspeak

>>212955484
project on

>>212955510
My Way is a good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipcn6cLAkVI

>>212955554
ye. just say you're a porn star and you can't work any more because your penis expanded too much for the skin

my brother is 16 nearly 17 and goes out to pubs with his mates on the weekend and doesn’t come back until the morning vs me 23 neet virgin never been to a pub in my adult life. I drew the short straw in life

>>212955586
I also find it difficult to wash and need assistance

>>212955564
don’t be such a niggardly ahh bore

>>212955582
*disables safety on his gun*

>>212955589
Get some friends lad. Find people with a common interest, whether it's books, or films, or a certain video game, or whatever. Then go to the pub with those people. Easy.

Went to Gregg's this morning but they only had tuna baguettes I am FUMING

>>212955611
literally impossible in today's atomised society

>>212955564
didn't ahhk

>>212955589
can you not go with your brother?

perhaps he can introduce you to some 18+ year old women he knows as well that would be good.

>>212955589
worst feeling ever having a younger zoomer brother who’s also a shagger

not-a-fan-ass nigger

>>212955615
what were you after lad, the chargrill chicken oval bite?

Yeah so anyway...

done

>>212955611
I have zero social life so how you propose I get friends. It doesn’t work once you leave school
>>212955627
Why would him and his mates want some invalid who’s 7 years older than them tagging along

chargrill chicken oval bite ahh nigga

why is everyone so obsessed wiht mentol elf these days
GROW UP

>>212955646
Spicy chicken baguette is the future lad

>>212955657
haven't to be a gp or any other type of doctor for that matter, since 2015

>>212955663
>why would a lad want to see his brother flourish rather than waste away in a bedroom

gee I don't know

>>212954631
you're not tired, you're dehydrated

>>212955677
easiest "health" problem to self-certify and (if need be) fake

got catberg on generator duty
paying his dues at last

>>212955623
Obviously it's not impossible, don't make ridiculous excuses for yourself

>>212955663
>how you propose I get friends
Step 1: Get a job
Step 2: Talk to people at your job and maybe socialise with them, if there are decent people there
Step 3: If there is nobody decent at your workplace to socialise with, go on Reddit or something, and try to find people your age, in your city/town, who would be interested in going to the pub

These things are completely possible. You have to make an effort if you want friends. That's how I made friends in the past - by making an effort.

>>212955677
It's mostly used as a free pass for being shit at your job

proud to say I've connected the new toilet and flush and nothing's leaking

>>212955684
Hope you're so riddled with metastatic cancer that by the time you do get an scan your insides look like a plum pudding

>>212955677
They're trying to talk us all into becoming helpless babies again, look at anime (cartoons for grown ups). It's sick.

>>212955731
check your bumhole

>>212955719
obviously it's possible but it's not likely to happen at volume

need my face sat on

>>212955731
done any poos in it yet?

>>212955731
Well done

>>212955751
I'll check it for him 0.O

wake me up before you go go

>>212955751
screaming

>>212955732
same lad ty

>>212955755
*offers my pooey hairy arsehole*

cuz im plannin on going homo

left click drag selecting 25 niggers like an rts game and spam clicking on rorkes house to attack it

>>212955757
yeah I was holding it in since yesterday

>>212955759
thank you

need to finish boxing in the pioework now

run out of things to talk about with the protogf
any suggestions?

homOasis vs Blur: who'd you rather shag?

>>212955800
ask her out on a wog watching coffee date

doing my thing in secret

>>212955795
Kosovo? I hardly know her

Big bums on the big screen telly

do GCHQ anons work on weekends or do they review our posts first thing on Monday morning?

Bonehead Arthurs hmm now THERE was a man. Fancy shagging him up the arse.

>>212955795
Feed the cat Rorke

>>212955820
prefer not to say

>>212954804
lost £50 betting on that bum yesterday, still fuming

having a diarrhea wank

>>212955861
ai is crazy

or Bradley Walsh it'd snowball with him alright

>>212955820
theyve got a big computer what does it for them

>>212955820
They put all our posts in a database and when one of you goes mad they admit they were aware of the posts. but they never actually read the posts until it's too late

>>212955861
50q is nothing u mong ive dropped 3k on football games and lost

>>212955817
how is the manosphere a hobby?

wish i had a cosplayer gf

>>212955896
>Gambling 6.4%
ick

>>212955718
pondering his orb

>>212955896
looooooool

>>212955718
the inside of rorke's head

>>212955914
this but asian

>>212955923
ur just a bibbee cutey pie come back when you're borrowing to pay back your bookie

>>212955923
I like those odds!

mmmmm waheyyyyy

>>212955861
AI is too fucking good now. In the next few years we're gonna see some really weird shit made by AI.

today he dies

>>212955861
>dogs eat gooks

>pff you call that losing money? here’s how much i’ve lost!
why do yanks feel compelled to post their l’s?

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212955947
french is fine too

>>212955947
>mint
would

中华帝国万年
中国第一!

redditor mask off

>>212955870
>>212955953

I honestly wouldn't mind a site-wide ban on these SFW jumpscare AI webms.

Yeah it's safe for work but they're unpleasant to watch, that's their whole purpose. Get them banned.

>>212955965
again? its every bloody day this poor fella

>>212955861
I don't like this

>>212956019
have a word with janny mate
im sure he'll get it sorted out

>>212956015
>had to quit his career
pedo was a teacher

2 big poos done before 11 on a sunday. very productive day so far x

can't wait to pay even more for my shopping

>>212956015
wouldn't mind short sentences in general if they came with permanent stuff like having a brand on your forehead or a hand cut off. people in the old days did it right.

watching videos of attractive women drinking wee

>>212956019
salad head freak SHOOK and DISMAYED

>>212955861
why would you bet on a fucking dosser like dubois lmao

why can’t hiro just make an ai board instead of having it posted everywhere, give it the pony treatment

What's the worst prank you pulled at school?

i'm feel

>>212955041
i think there is some truth to this. i tried talking to people on the normie boards of reddit but they're more successful than i am. they love to talk down to people. fucking bastards.

>>212955861
this triggered a flashback of that guy blowing his head open with a shotgun

had enough

Elisabetta Zaffiro & Anna de Ville, 4on2, ATOGM, DAP, Gapes, Farts, ButtRose, Pee Drink, Swallow

>>212956183
fucked mate

got to go to tesco in a bit
not particularly enthused at the prospect
all manner of boomers and biomass will be in my path impinging on my enjoyment of life

>>212956130
deliberately destroyed an exhibit for a school event then went to the teacher saying another student did it

they believed me because I've always been a good lad and he was already in trouble for other stuff and he ended up getting permanently excluded

didn't have anything against him just wanted to see someone fucked that day

massive beer fear
wish i wasnt such a fucking fanny

>>212956205
Hmm yes
I must forage in the supermarket also
Should shitshowershave in preparation

ever since I started watching Tasmanian football streams I have been getting recommended more football streams

>>212956205
off to the korean supermarket me
trying to find my asian gf you see

rorke continuing to post
leftypol waiting for the new

>>212956242
are you willing to settle for 2/10?

>>212956242
went there a few times and the girls are always with their bfs there

>>212956276
they're always happy to cheat on them (with me)

>>212956209
i doubt this actually happened but people who pull this successfully off deserve eternity in hell

>>212956242
at the dog meat aisle?

>>212956259
damn thats sad

>>212956285
teach me saar

So Starmer has agreed a deal with France for a 17 in 1 out policy for migrants.

This is what happens when weak men take charge @Keir_Starmer you completely useless spineless little sausage smoking cunt.

This is after they took £500 million to stop small boat crossings and us then seeing the numbers increase significantly to the highest they've ever been.

We are the laughing stock of Europe.

You couldn't make this shit up.

>>212956209
funny in school you can spend a few years building a good reputation then the teachers just believe anything you say

if I was born in America I would’ve been a lawyer. Live in New York nice apartment, have a holiday home in Florida. Probably drive a g wagon I think

keir starmer smokes sausages? how does he do that then?

>>212956354
if i was born in america i would live in a big mcmansion with my beautiful latina wife but instead i'm an incel living in my smelly tiny london flat

thats the janitor.ai banning people from 24th july from the uk then
no more ai assisted wanking for me

rorke and leftypol

um, diversity built britain and diversity is our strength

>>212956130
bought loads of tesco salmon that was reduced, opened them then put them in an empty locker and locked it

>>212956381
Yeah but mine is actually realistic

get it fucking made fuck sake get it fuckign made ive got a post and i cant post it because the new isnt made yet fs

playing the witcher 3 enhanced
looks sharp

>>212956382
Polybuzz

>>212956440
>>212956440
>>212956440

>>212956382
what is ai assisted wanking

>>212956330
They're accelerating the ruin of Britain, Canada and America because they know the people are getting fed up with them, and are willing at this point you vote for alternative political parties and candidates, other than the mainstream parties we've traditionally supported. They'll enforce this shit down the barrel of a gun pointed at us if we try to stop it, these people do not work for us.

i think ive got mental illness

>>212956552
It’s all in your head mate