Thread 212962647

The German Weekly Review edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scAWzgTAywY

poo smells lmao

convos with the protogf have gone dead
might start chatting to a new bird to get my fix

>>212964261
he's slightly good because he hates the EU and made it a point to sign a trade deal with us

got a crack on my screen
look

MY PANDABUY LEVIS

>>212964301
is it a good deal?

>>212964350
we'll eat chlorinated chicken and drink high fructose corn syrup and like it

Obliterating niggers

>>212964350
zero tariffs on Mtn Dew lets go

>>212964405
No that's racism outside of /b/ for god's sake what are you doing this isn't right

>>212964310
now i got one too

average american sentence: craig could care less. he just soldered an aluminium vase bro

>>212964458
leftypol calling this racist

>>212964458
Which 50%?

in the corner
in the spotlight
losing my religion

spent the entire day with the fly down on my pants again. I think I fried my brain on all the drugs i used to do, I forget to wash the soap out of my armpits constantly, I've lost my card and phone multiple times this year already, I contantly drop things and bang my head on stuff.

I think my brain is totally fried

>>212964514
my mums favourite song

>>212964458
'lawless' is a bit dramatic

>>212964405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zavj96B2P6o

the small boat migrants are getting “big into energy”

>>212964521
did she ever play it while you shag her arse?

Another one down
Tick tock

>>212964518
>spent the entire day with the fly down on my pants again.
knob out or what haha x

Lush

>>212964310
me when they show the blokes arse in porn

>>212964607
once again, the website is blocking access, not ofcom.
there is little to no suggestion that ofcom will block this website.
4chan is not going to block its third largest user base

>>212964597
sad banterless cunt letting your little jpgs do the fighting for you

>>212964524
No, no....no. let's call this what it is; white genocide.

go on rorke my son

>>212964607
>JanitorAI
>Reddit
>Entire novel in trannycase
Wew lad

>>212964666
no way jose

>>212964640
hiromoot will defend our liberty against the tyrant sir kier

>>212964658
rorke will do all this and still be an incel

final week of schoolgirls before summer hols

>>212964609
had the underpants on luckily

>>212964690
ofcom are a joke mate. imagine thinking some government agency goons of some irrelevant failing nation actually has the authority to fine/block websites across the world LOL

>>212964702
well yeah, gymcels aren't that attractive. it's all about the face

Having to move houses in this weather

Fucking kill me

our last week together x
lets make the most of it lads xx

Sam Harris should be deported from America.

Made paella again today but it was still shit

>>212964640
>there is little to no suggestion that ofcom will block this website.
Besides being one of the first investigations opened for failing to comply with the act and amending the bill so they can specifically target 4chan?

>>212964641
You need us.

>>212962647 (OP)
what make spencer so special? why do brits shill spencer family? this family is just new aristocracy in 17th century

>>212964755
Jay Dyer is way smarter than Sam Harris. Jay would pwn him in a debate!

>>212964745
yeah
but women like a man who can protect them so it's still important

>>212964807
Catyank you have an ugly face AND an ugly soul because you voted a known pedophile into office despite everybody telling you it was a bad move

>>212964829
Actually I am quite handsome.

haven't had thrush in ages touch wood

>>212962647 (OP)
"Schau" is a cognate with the English word "show". The weekly review used to be run in cinemas. On TV they became daily reviews, and even today the main news programme in Germany is still called "Tagesschau". (8 o'clock news.)

>>212964856
absolutely adore that little rascal

rorke spitting his gum out onto the street
leftypol spitting it into a tissue and putting it in his pocket for the next bin he passes

Moloch statue on the roof of the Satanic temple

>>212964864
Your soul is ugly

You are a pedophile enabler

Latest Candidates for Deportation from US:
Sam Hyde
Quentin Scobie
Nick Rochefort
Charls Carrol
Nick Mullen

>>212964929
I like nick he has good taste in interior decor

>>212964807
kill yourself

Timmy not invited x

>>212964952
Trump said he's getting Deported.

Mousenonce is such an interesting fella, wish we someone who do a documentary on him or summit

>>212964929
>>212964952
Rochefort that is I think nick mullen is a hack

>>212964954
lel donny the nonce gets very upset about it

>>212964883
I am Germanic.

tesco has closed
can't a get meal deal nigga

>>212964997
he's about to get a brain aneurysim from all that seething

>>212964922
No I'm not. Also I shall never vote again and I am unvaxxed.

>>212964458
The average Briton is ripe for revolution.

>>212965040
It doesn’t matter if you’ll never vote again you already voted in a child rapist the damage is done

>>212964753
I don't wanna go...

>>212964458
Britain has plenty of good laws on the books

>>212964478
>aluminium
Idiot

Bottled water has actually been available for at least two hundred years longer than we've all had the luxury of clean tap water plumbed into every home.

>>212965079
never seen a white tfl staff member now that i think of it

Think the reason why normal people in Europe don't care about Ukraine and the whole "Invasion of Europe" narrative is that our countries have already been flooded by the lowest biological forms possible since 1945.

If European countries were 99.9% White like pre-WW2, then maybe the whole "Asiatic Muscovy" narrative would hold some water, but France is less White than Russia is today. Nobody cares. Europeans are demoralised.

Francys Belle 4on1, BWC, Balls Deep, DAP, Extreme Deepthroat, Rough Sex, Big Gapes, Monster ButtRose, Pee Cocktail/Drink/Shower, Cum in Mouth, Swallow

got some kenji on

what the fucking hell is wrong with them! my god!

need the neighbour fucking killed

>>212965180
>brown biomass is bad
hot take!

>>212965122
thought she shot herself

>>212965194
um

Honestly gay if you wouldn’t

raining heavily outside

I myself am inside where it remains dry

come now rorke, time for your "special" injection

>TLDR News
>Survive the Jive
>Gary's Economics
The nightly subscription catchup on mine and my gfs shared YouTube account, as it were.

>>212965262
clearly not the same person

>>212965262
if he had lost some weight originally he probably would have been a handsome man

p
o
o

>>212965262
fake post to make troons want to die

>>212965297
you see the latest from odious beetlesmeg?

he put out a complete tear down of the latest vlog from The Inscrutable Scroteworm, made him look a right mug. It's all the right-wing blogosphere can talk about

nyooooom

>>212965335
have no idea what any of this post means

The Epstein coverup is so brazen and obvious. They're not even trying to be convincing anymore. They're just taking a giant shit in your face. It's a humiliation ritual.

>>212965346
me in my hovel chomping on leftover cereal

>>212965391
why bother with elaborate schemes when they know that MIGAtards will eat it all up anyway?

1kg of beef mince in my local Lidl is now £12.50
World's gone mad

>>212965391
Don’t know what you mean

>>212965327
and whos going to eat that muck

just seen a pic of toby's poo

>>212965420
time to take the veggie pill

>>212965416
>Bubblebathgirl

leftypol in 2015
>gender stereotypes are harmful and should be abolished chud
leftypol in 2025
>gender stereotypes actually define a person's sex chud

>>212965393
How can cereal ever be leftover?

>>212965444
Yeah he used to roleplay as a woman

>>212965262
from incel freak to empowered valued woman

He eatta da g-harlic

>>212965297
What does she like to watch?

>>212965465
don't care

+1 to my post count

>>212965465
trvke

>>212965387
which subreddit did you crawl in from

im bisexual

>>212965492
Perfume videos, some women vloggers and whatever I'm watching

>>212965420
£9,79 for the same thing here

>>212965536

>>197846092

>>212965541
You're a disease vector

>>212965473
leftover in the bowel

>>212965335
done him

>>212965578
I’ve no diseases

>>212965416
That's a paid shill, retard. No real person is buying this shit anymore.

>>212965600
youve got a disease in your thick skull

>>212965600
you're a walking disease

>>212965603
ok

>>212965615
>>212965633
I’m perfectly healthy

homosexual zogbot freak is here to set you chuds straight

I mog about 90% of cunts in here

look the fact of the matter is, if you're not up to speed on gimmicks from 7 years ago then you're not welcome here

>>212965739
but i wasn't old enough to post then

Mad that blokes can't get given test on the NHS but birds can

>>212965752
Kek same

immense roasted burritos well done me

>>212965752
>>212965772
FOLC

I remember when /brit/ was mostly university students out on the pull, telling stories of conquest, posting pictures of awesome Super Noodles creations and sharing the latest cheap lager deals available at the supermarket.

>>212965786
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WRwlzHfXpcQ

>phone up speculatively looking for work
>"and what university did you attend?"
>"university of york"
>"ahh nice, very impressive"

>>212965834
fuck off 190 you evil ghoul

>>212965834
Sounds horrid and boring i much prefer wallowing in this incel mire

>>212965848
University of Dork

ok but shes serving though !!

Wait for it
Wait for it

University of Rorke

>>212965201
>Hello guys gals and non-binary pals

honestly if hiro actually cared about this law then he would have blocked us already just like all the other sites that take the threat seriously

>>212965841
I get it
Big bird = bank
Little bird = me
Egg = my money

>>212965752
grim

>English Lion
Meanwhile there aren't any Lions anywhere in England. At least Eagles actually live in America. Let's solve this one: what's an animal that's representative of MODERN BRITAIN and more importantly ACTUALLY LIVES HERE??

the girlies are going to vietnam riding 100s of miles on bikes they cant ride wearing nowt
mental

>>212966047
Grey Squirrel

>>212966047
biomass

>>212966047
The lion became a symbol of England due to its association with royal power and bravery, particularly through figures like Richard the Lionheart. King Richard I, known for his bravery and military prowess, famously used three lions passant guardant (walking with face turned forward) on his coat of arms. Richard was renowned for his courage and skill in battle, earning him the moniker "Lionheart." He led the Third Crusade, achieving notable victories and demonstrating strong leadership in the field.

>>212966095
Thanks RorkeGPT.

Feel sick from all the beer I drank last night

>>212966047
incel slug

/brit/ is just a couple dozen bored lads sitting in on 2-4 mentally ill freaks having a melty and occasionally chirping up with something silly

>>212966047
a rotting badger at the side of the road

>>212966130
yeah

>>212966130
all me

>>212966047
>what's an animal that's representative of MODERN BRITAIN and more importantly ACTUALLY LIVES HERE??
niggers

>>212966047
>what's an animal that's representative of MODERN BRITAIN and more importantly ACTUALLY LIVES HERE??
niggers

>>212966047
>aren't any Lions anywhere in England
yes there is at chester zoo

>>212966130
and its classified as extremist and will rightfully be shut down soon

>>212966147
>>212966153

rec me a porno

any music festival (All Points East) understanders?
if I wait to buy like the day of, will it be possible to get a discount cos they do a clearance? How does it normally work?

>>212966180
Czech Hunters 126

>>212966180
BUR-484 Impregnate a Russian beauty! Blonde amateur girls picked up in Eastern Europe and creampied for 4 hours

the king should shut down parliament

>>212966113
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

>>212966180
child porno

>>212966233
trvke

never seen a red squirrel
not convinced they even exist

>>212966233
you're right parliaments resistance to the brown biomass importation scheme has gone too far
the king would be able to get more brown biomass in quicker and quicker

>>212966229
the white v biomass map will resemble this

>>212966287
I've seen them

the biggest game in roblox right now appears to essentially be a recreation of 2009 facebook game farmville

>>212966287
they're in witness protection

saw a black squirrel in the USA what's that about

>>212966308
corrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwCPHOIWaY

>>212966287
A noble creature indeed

>>212966329
stolen from africa

Seen any good tiktoks lately?

I am in love, how do I score an english rose like her britbros?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hC0s12Z8Ueg

>>212966357
I don't use Tiktok

>>212966338
Suffolk's gone woke

>>212966364
bastos, pangit negra

>>212966242
I had had but Harry had had had had

>>212966357
just those ones where its different weapons fighting each other

>>212966357
yeah l like the putting a coin on the cats paw ones

>>212965848
york mentioned

what's going on then?

>>212966378
ok unc
>>212966411
not seen those yet
>>212966421
yes
>>212966454
classic

I found this russian channel called k12 productions. hilarious

>>212966505
>>212966505
>>212966505
New

sleep scheduleberg on a mad one

>>212966513
what are you like *rolls eyes*

Yeah, so anyway it's like a battle of Good versus Evil but with Squirrels.

>>212966338
>bollock-handed

uh oh melty time

>>212966537
The evil squirrels are american

wonder if the porn ban on friday will affect the 'ddits

We are trying to make /brit/ as inclusive as possible.
Do you have any thoughts about how we might make future threads more inclusive?

>>212966455
looks mentally disabled

Gents.
It's Alexander the Great's 2380th birthday.

WHAT are we doing to celebrate?

Just got off the horn with Rorke. He said something about "coming home" and "sinking the boat" idk crazy guy

>>212966357
No

don't care if it's sunday night I'm getting steaming

>>212966180
Jolee Love's DAP scenes

>>212965834
this was 6-10 years ago

>>212966567
more posts about poos and pooing

>>212966572
>WHAT are we doing to celebrate?
dying young

>>212966524
same but because I just finished a week of night shifts x

>>212965848
university of BNWO, did an undergrad in sissy studies with a dissertation on anal training

>>212965834
ktim but haven't "pulled" any girl since uni.

I belong to a family, the biggest on earth
A thousand every day are coming to birth
Our name isn't Johnson, or Jackson, or Jones
It's a name every man should be proud he owns

It's the family of Man keeps growing
The family of Man keeps sowing
The seeds of a new life every day

I've got a sister in Melbourne, a brother in Paris
The whole wide world is dad and mum to me
Wherever you turn you'll find my kin
Whatever the creed or the colour of the skin

It's the family of Man keeps growing
The family of Man keeps sowing
The seeds of a new life every day

The miner in the Rhondda, the coolie in Peking
The men across the ocean who plough, reap and spin
They've got a life and others to share it
So let's bridge the oceans and declare

It's the family of Man keeps growing
The family of Man keeps sowing
The seeds of a new life every day

From the North Pole ice to the snow at the other
There is not a man I wouldn't call brother
But there isn't much time, I've had my fill
Of the men of war who intend to kill

It's the family of Man keeps growing
The family of Man keeps sowing
The seeds of a new life every day

Some people say the world's a horrible place
But it's just as good or bad as the human race
Dirt and misery or health and joy
Man can build or can destroy

It's the family of Man keeps growing
The family of Man keeps sowing
The seeds of a new life every day

>>212965848
Now let's see Paul Allen's university.

>>212965834
problem is those posters grew up
if you want more uni studentss, the uncs need to vacate the thread

>>212966666
Amazing post. Upvoted.

sideways carborg

might wank to anime

>>212965699
bet he's a bottom

me? went to imperial
second best uni in the world

>>212966666
kys faggot

>>212966736
me on the left (5'6)

>>212966736
me on the left (5'11)

>>212966671
SUFFOCATE!

>>212966736
Me on the left (6'1)
The guy on the right is 7'.

>>212966634
source on the so-called sources?

bosh

>>212966666
no wonder you are the lord of temptation

>>212966913
boxing looks pretty easy t b h

watching some live rorketok

van wilder sex arse

>>212966913
almost as bad as the full power blow AJ dealt to Ngannou

literally a trained heavyweight champion boxer hitting you as hard as he can flush on the button with his dominant hand

hope the STUPID women LOSE the football so they can get BACK to the KITCHEN

>>212966634
how tall was he?

afternoon nap complete
a clue gained

women shouldnt play football
they should do womanly things like lounging around or painting

>>212967009
this is female privilege. even when being made fun of it still just 'someone wants to have sex with you!!'

any STAR TREK man in
/brit/ really doesn't discuss STAR TREK enough

rorke eating spreadable st agur like a savoury yogurt

>>212966997
Between 5'11" and 6'2" according to the Shroud of Turin

new miranda shags outside video is out!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMl0nKqkB50

>>212967087
Always found it really boring. Farscape is way better

>>212967100
call me when the stunning and hilarious miranda hart uploads

it looms for the toil freaks

Not a toiler but I will not be loomposting as it's an incredibly cruel act

rosie jones is fab

>>212967056
Women should do what they want!

rorke's threads

Just got some new creps

Bet they’re popular in the UK too

the tea
>spicy chicken goujons
>potato salad
>peas

the pud
>chocolate brownie

did someone say beveragino?
>lager
>whisky chaser

any dogshit zingers?

It does seem like the rulers of Europe are preparing for war; simultaneously against Russia and their own populations by 2030 or so.

I suspect their goal is to inflame a war with Russia so they can escalate persecution of the native dissidents to a level not seen since the Cheka in the 1920s. Anyone dissenting will be called a "Russian agent".

>>212967319
Why would a dog be a hit singer? They can barely carry a tune

leftypol chucking his rubbish in rorke's skip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3v9unphfi0
get it listened

>>212967360
now thats what i call a dogshit zinger

>>212967336
Why would they want that then

might as well head over

>>212966505
>>212966505

>>212967385
looks like a nonce

>>212967397
Not really

>>212967397
Hope you shit yourself in your sleep tonight

Early new? On a Sunday?