If /int/ could bring back to life one person from history, who would it be?

Also don't say the German fella!

the great Austrian Adolf Hitler
not sure which German you're referring to

>>212967696 (OP)
muhammad. it would be funny.

her top is a bit low for a speaker

that Austrian artist

>>212967696 (OP)
Geoffrey Epstein

>>212967696 (OP)
I want to rape and impregnate Mary before god has any chance. Imagine cucking god himself.

>>212967696 (OP)
>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
Explain

>>212967696 (OP)
Abraham Lincoln

>>212967696 (OP)
Anne Frank so I can impregnate her

>>212967830
Her hair is painted m8. You can see it where the hair was starting.

>>212967737
I guess he meant goethe, Faust can be tough for gsl

>>212967809
that would create a time traveller paradox in which you would've been god all along

I'd go back 70000 years and find the hottest cave woman and bring her back to be my sex slave

Tesla, I'm sure he'd be more appreciated in this time

>>212967696 (OP)
>Also don't say the German fella!
Ok. I would bring back the greatest Austrian painter, Adolf Hitler!

No one, ancient people serve no purpose in our modern world.

>>212968512
Ha-ha

>>212967696 (OP)
George Floyd

>>212967696 (OP)
>Also don't say the German fella!
The AUSTRIAN fella!

Do you guys even realize Hitler today would only be able to shitpost on the internet.
Not to mention he would hate all of you as much as the jews.

>>212967696 (OP)
Easy: Archduke Franz Ferdinand (Just right after he had died)

>>212967696 (OP)
Genghis Khan i would love to see that little manlet dicklet asian getting mad for being powerless

>>212967696 (OP)
i also choose this guy's wife

>>212969347
Based. Imagine Europe if that little Serb shit missed. We would still have the Reich and the Hapsburg Empires.

>>212969561
The key was getting Bismarck or somebody of somewhat similar skill level (hard) to tard wrangle Willie.

>>212967696 (OP)
my dad

>>212967696 (OP)
Hitler wasn't German, so I choose the Austrian painter.

>>212967696 (OP)
Jeff Epstein.

>>212970298
Like he'd say anything, CIA would suicide him again before he even uttered a word

>>212967696 (OP)
I would bring back Fernando Pessoa and ask him to finish The Book of Disquiet the way it was meant to be put together.

>>212967696 (OP)
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov aka Lenin

>>212969347
F

>>212967696 (OP)
Either Tito or Stalin

>>212967696 (OP)
It's legitimately terrifying that I can't tell whether this is a real person, or AI. The next few decades are going to be so fucking dystopian.

>>212967809
Mary was 13yo when she got pregnant you sick fuck.

>>212972782
same.

>>212967696 (OP)
Satoshi Kon
Alexi Laiho
Francisco Franco

Why would anyone bring Hitler back unless you hate him
>learns how badly Germany lost, its subsequent division and its current state
>also immediately arrested
>even if the entirety of Germany became a hive mind and sided with Hitler, US and their slaves would either work together to assassinate him or launch their own large scale special denazifying operation

>>212967696 (OP)
Theodosius II The Calligrapher

>>212967696 (OP)
Muhammed

>>212973127
>US and their slaves would either work together to assassinate him or launch their own large scale special denazifying operation
Lmao, don't be this retarded Paco, amerimutts failed all their assassination attempts against Castro, they even failed their invasion of Cuba, they can't even dream of touching someone as loved as Hitler.

>>212972782
>The next few decades are going to be so fucking awesome
infinite porn generator

>>212973368
>fail against Castro
>succeed against Blanco
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Luis_Carrero_Blanco?wprov=sfla1

>>212973983
That was the Soviets, not Americans. Americans worked WITH Franco.

>>212967696 (OP)
Marx or Adam Smith, to see how they defend their respective theories themselves.

>>212974109
>how they defend their respective theories themselves.

Marx would literally just call you an incel chud

>>212967696 (OP)
There is literally only one single right answer and that would be Leonhard Euler. That dude would advance us 300 years considering that he would have computers at his disposal.

I'd bring back Wanrong and make her my wife

>>212974167
Considering we now have computers there is a good enough possibility Euler would be busy doing sissy bnwo goon sessions before advancing fields of science via computers.

>>212974167
What even is there to discover anymore?

>>212974656
Space traveling exceeding the speed of light.

>>212974802
there's no such thing

>>212972839
It's the year 0, no one cares

August Ames (in her prime not when she got ruined by drugs)

>>212967696 (OP)
i liker her until i saw her naked

>>212974844
Just because you don't know how to do it, doesn't mean it can't be done.

>>212972665
He was so lucky to die of syphilis. If he only could live long enough he would have been killed by his fellow comrades just like many other commie retards.

>>212967696 (OP)
Shameless whore

>>212969918
Wilhelm dying young would have solved a lot. Heinrich was far more agreeable in temperament

>>212972839
Yes, i know

>>212974998
>>212975807
Who is she though?

>>212978580
dont remember the name, piper something, i think

>>212967696 (OP)
Myself, in the event that I die.

>>212967696 (OP)
>If /int/ could bring back to life one person from history, who would it be?
Joan D' Arc

Jesus, because he just died the one time, and stayed dead. He'd learn English, and be pissed at every Christian, for all of the make'm'ups that every denomination has done.
Every single one. Including you.

Anthony Bourdain so I could kill him myself

>>212967696 (OP)
what's her name?

>>212980862
Audrey Ireland

>>212967696 (OP)
Genghis Khan

>>212969413
how would he be powerless? a short flight to mongolia from where ever he respawns and he would be welcomed as the nations leader

will durant, so he can continue and finish his historical book series updated to the current time

>>212967696 (OP)
this is AI btw

also I would bring Abraham back to life

Jesus

>>212980862
piper presley apparently

>>212967696 (OP)
Caesar, Edward I or Themistocles
If I can't choose politicians I would choose Tacitus or Pliny the elder.

My dog

>>212967696 (OP)
that austrian fella then

>>212974901
makes you think

>>212967696 (OP)
Thinking about this made me realize that individuals really don't matter, even the great ones only were great due to the circumstances of their time. Reviving any single person would not have a great impact on anything

>>212972782
you can always tell by the blurry background

george washington to prove to everyone that our stupid modern government is a complete bastardization of what it was supposed to be
abraham lincoln so he can see what a massive fucking mistake he made
or woodrow wilson so he could see how the allies winning against germany completely fucked up our world (rise of communism, the great depression, fall of all european empires, the rise of fascism and how its fall completely buck broke everything, etc.)

my city's city manager from the late 50s to the early 90s. I'd ask him what the fuck he was thinking turning half of downtown into parking lots and turning every other street into a stroad.

Rob de Nijs died earlier this year. I'll resurrect him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rO8l7uCk3o

>>212967696 (OP)
I mean, Kaiser Friedrich II would be based, but since you said no Germans, I say the Austrian Adolf Hitler, the greatest man who ever lived.

>>212972782
It's A.I.

Tesla

>>212967809
Smartest man in this thread. Wanna see what made god gone rogue fucking his own creation. A medieval pygamlion story

>>212984795
If Jesus came back today he'd be called a woke libtard and ignored anyway by the same people that claim to follow his teachings.

>>212967830
she is AI

NI!

>>212967696 (OP)
SHE READ MY MIND

>>212967696 (OP)
John Keats

>>212969413
If he had managed being a slave he would manage being a extremely rare instance of Asian chad

>>212967830
Noble origin

>>212967696 (OP)
I would bring back either ancient greek philosophers like Socrates, Plato, Aristotle or communists like Marx or Engels. To see how much they will seethe at modern world

>>212967696 (OP)
My grandfather

>>212967866
Wtf are you that pregnant Anne schizo?

>>212969286
What do you mean, hitler loved brown people and shitslam

Paul McCartney

>>212980095
You give jeets a run for their money on being a loser incel

>>212991614
>hitler loved brown people and shitslam
not as much as your current supreme leader.

>>212967830
bottle blonde

>>212970006
I'm sorry anon, everything will be fine.

>>212967696 (OP)
Why did she mention him, Hitler is still shunned

>>212991695
I think actually he did love em more than the baldie.

>>212991814
don't forget to say hello to Your churka Overlord.

>>212967696 (OP)
Kalergi

>>212969918
Nah Bismarck was a senile unc keeping Germanys economy down to stay under the radar. Under him we would’ve never been the economic power we were under Wilhelm that boomers like to jerk off to

>>212967696 (OP)
>FART SALES
women in business are smart wit dey number stuffs

>>212973124
>Alexi Laiho

A based Spaniard. Now I've seen everything.

>>212991879
Hello

>>212967696 (OP)
my mom! i miss her so much.

>>212994511
Sorry for you too
This will sound horrible but it's inevitable for all of us

>>212970006
Sorry for your loss, anon.

>>212994665
Thanks! And yes, i know. Life is precious because it ends. Still, she was my mom. I hope I will see her again one day.

>>212978580
piper presley

her porn is middling

>>212967696 (OP)
kill the slut in OP. bring her back to life. kill her again.

>>212967696 (OP)
>fart sales
Is this an onlyfans enterpreneur?