Thread 212968637

Sunday edition

>>212953604

>>212968637 (OP)
Blam this edition to pieces

That was quite rude, your post in the last thread. You know who you are. You should apologize.

wait wait wait hang on
the recipe calls for 2 tsp of orange zest
i was gonna reduce the recipe by 1/3
so i'd use 2/3 tsp of orange zest???
but that can't be right because if i halved the recipe instead, it'd be 1 tsp and that's more than 2/3
oh no wait i think i did my math wrong. i need 1 + 1/3 tsp.

>>212968996
this nigga gettin zesty

>>212968996
this nigga typing out his entire thought process and hitting post

If this was drawn today. People would call it AI art

>>212969051
no, you can tell it's not AI because of how shitty it looks

What should I fap to?

>>212969051
AI is easily detectable because human art has je ne sais quoi. if you can't tell, you're quite possibly a clay golem

>>212969217
Dale Earnhardt.

I miss the old days of Cumtown. I forgot podcasts could actually be funny.

>>212969225
I miss my dale earnhardt shirt, i lost it sometime after a europe trip where i was enjoying looking like a primo-ameriburger tourist wearing it

>>>/v/715975726
made one

It is 11:30 AM.

>cumtown
>chapo trap house
>red scare
>dirtbag left

>>212969332
it's 10:31 dumbass

>>212969225
>anti capitalist
cringe. the others are based tho

>>212968637 (OP)
I look like that and say that

>>212969358
Red Scare is right-wing now

hipster-brooklyn-europe-mac-laptop-computer

podcasts were a MISTAKE

>>212969523
I thought they took infowars from him

being a schizo who thinks the world is run by pedophiles is mainstream now

>>212969600
I wish. Maybe then people would stop giving Hollywood money

epstein killed himself

>>212969704
Shalom.

gonna watch baseball and then play terraria

>>212969704
with some ((encouragement)), sure

>>212969217
nothing

you shouldn't fap

answer this schizos, why didn't they kill ghislane too

Jizzlane Maxwell

>>212969857
Jizzlane is the one who killed Epstein in the first place

>>212969857
i wouldn't speak too soon, i give her about a fifty fifty to survive this year

they're doing this to me tomorrow

anti-drumpf poc rainbow

>>212969857
Why is she even in prison if they couldn't find anything on Epstein?

Someone is spamming nicokado and poop to /x/ so I guess I'll just chill here for a bit

>high UV of 9
>can't tell because it's cloudy
Hate weather jews making the weekends suck

>>212969217
Your grandparents' wedding photos.

>>212970055
the gynarchy

>no not the heckin UV
why are mayocels so scared of sunlight

stop blaming jews for everything

>>212970162
You said you were going back to kc what happened to that?

>>212970142
It's all a distraction from the Hibernian conspiracy anyway

this is how I'm standing around right now

it's the jeGLOBALISTSws

>>212970231
creep pedo

no more new edition
let’s just chill here forevermore

>>212970286
You go ahead and do that

retard normies think being attracted to 17yo girls is the same as being attracted to 5yos

>>212970343
Only old hags and soyboys think that.

>>212970279
shut up

>>212970304
yeah but I don’t want to be alone so you have to stay for it to work

reply to this post if and ONLY if you live in northern Kansas OR southern Nebraska

>>212970279
>pedo
that's clearly some sort of chimp so he's not a pdf file, maybe beet seat alley but not a pdf file

My dick isn't going to bounce on itself

won’t be long before parenthood itself is enough to get you accused of pedophilia on the internet

I get so emotional baby every time I think of you

>>212969358
red scare are unironic theil shills now, cumtown is dead because the fat man wanted to do his own podcast which consists of him getting even fatter in real time, chapo is down to like 2 guys talking about movies

cumtown was the only good one anyway

failed my exam award
i am a failure

My ass fucking reeks dude
It smells ok just for the brief moment after I take a shower

>>212970881
wash yo damn asshole boy

>>212970836
why does nobody understand what birthright citizenship is

>>212970881
Serious question, do you clean between your ass cheeks? Because if not, you are failing an astoundingly low bar of expectations for hygiene

Got a hickey on my neck. Girl was freaky

/cum/ officially endorses Omar Fateh for the 2025 Minneapolis mayoral election

>>212971094
no we dont

I got one loofah for my asshole and taint and one for the rest

>>212970836
>pledges to trump proof the city
kind of hope that guy wins and trump visits there like 3-4 times a year just to see how trump proof it really is

Why is a girl like her homeless?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JD4eWlDJEcs?feature=share
explain yurself burgers

16 BEERS GANG WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT

>>212971133
I'm not clicking that but I'll tell you right now it's always some combination of drugs, daddy issues, and mental illness

Past a certain number of beers, a man can become a problem.

i'm just watching german pornography

Still at church.

>>212970921
>>212971033
Dude what am I supposed to do stick my fingers up there? I let the water run in it and then I wipe with toilet paper.

>>212971243
at what part do they start sheissing from der poopenhollens?

might start going around collecting soda cans for money

The loaner tool broke after installing one bearing
Cant get the hub in or other bearing swapped lol

>>212971380
Stop pretending to know what you're talking about

>>212971377
My state made cans 10 cents and have a deposit on nips too
A man could make a good living this way

>Milfy Way: Space Orgasm is a wild mix between a dating sim, voyeur sim, survival with crafting and a hot adult road movie in a retrofuturistic sci-fi setting! Flee the prison, fix your ship, explore the galaxy, seduce the girls and find the hidden treasure that’ll make you rich!
Who actually buys these games?

have you guys ever been to this 4channel.org on the dark web?????

>>212971403
There isn't anything to know about
A tool broke
Any monkey could change parts
If i start talking about ecus and stuff then you can call me out for talking about shit i am ignorant about

>>212971405
What state are you from?

>>212971503
Connecticunt

>>212971535
Nice

>>212971317
it (your gooch, not your anus itself) is just another armpit
yes, wash it with soap and water

Watching Caseoh

>>212971564
Isn't it kind of gay? I know it is your own, but if you think about it its still a mans ass

>>212971564
Ok but I'm talking about my fucking anus where the shit comes out from obviously

just pour water on your anus and clean it with soap
no one is telling you to stick your fingers up there

>>212971317
euros be like
>you must shove the bidet spout up your asshole every time you shit or its unsanitary!!!!

Sitting poolside this is what American is supposed to be about

>>212971805
What’s wrong sweaty?

Love shit like this. Pure unabashed gaslighting.

>>212971829
still unwell

Settlers = spend hundreds of years creating something incredible from scratch

Immigrants = arrive and call you racist for not just giving it to them

>>212971855
Umm stop being a misogynist jefferstein

>>212971855
Alright they gettin $0 cause I don't owe a bitch a thang

>>212971904
was it just an elaborate shilling campaign or did people on /tv/ and /v/ sincerely want a tranny playing an established female character

>>212971976
She is an absolute queen. In the right lighting and makeup if you squint a little she looks like a 10/10 passing aryan zelda princess

>>212971763
>Clean your anus with soap but without using your hand or finger

>>212971976
Hunter anything is guaranteed replies is the truth. Chuds rush in, browns, chasers and other trolls.

>>212971976
I've seen a lot of futa on male so it would have been fine with me

N

Out in the streets of bakersfield trynna figure out what this thing called life is

>>212971855
Okay, WNBA players shall be paid on a tiered salary based on the total viewership and ad revenue the league generates.

>>212972404
They would probably owe money at that rate

>>212971855
Its kind of funny how badly they managed to botch this, even a lot of the more left leaning/feminist types are asking them to stop since they are actually experiencing growth in viewership for the first time ever, they apparently lost around $40 million last year that was subsidized by the NBA and local cities

>>212971976
Twitter wanted it

>>212972545
Why would they stop? All the bitching is probably why they're getting more attention

>>212972539
I don't think the WNBA has ever made a profit. It's supported by the NBA

>>212972597
>All the bitching is probably why they're getting more attention
No its because they finally picked up some decent players namely Caitlin Clark, there's a pretty big bump in viewership for any game shes in, if they keep whining its just going to put people off

It's so hard balancing both a giant dick and a giant brain. Weird weight distribution. Good thing I have all this money to prop myself on.

>>212972689
That’s so me

>>212972660
Guarantee the majority only heard about her because of all the "controversy" around her
I doubt many people were really like "oh the WNBA finally got one decent player let's watch just for her"

>>212972725
She started getting viewership when she was still in college it absolutely is because of her, games without her in them don't get as many views and there was no controversy when she was in college this controversy is new

Art ho gave me head while we was watching paul newman movies

crazy how Russia has gone through 3 completely different systems of government in the last 150 years and yet each one turned out to be just as (if not more than) despotic and oppressive as the last.

>>212972723
Glad to meet a fellow sufferer. Would you like to meet over caviar and fine liquor at my hunting lodge so we can discuss things further?

>>212972775
>I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500 Alex
>>212972805
The Soviet Union pre-Brezhnev was the height of human civilization, once again demonstrating that old people are poison.

>>212972775
Faggot

>>212971377
Old Chinese people do that.

>>212972868
>pre-Brezhnev
1970s USSR looked comfy

>>212972868
It was demonstrably not

>>212972958
The Soviet Union peaked in the 1960s when it was run by people who had actual lived experiences.

Dogberg hates cuddling now. I think he's getting old

>>212973030
You just smell bad

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>fuck jews! I hate jews! Roundhouse kick jews into the concrete!
>Also im going to remove 15 books from the old testament because they aren't in the jewish version

???????????

At the airport. Lots of pretty women here

communism is jewish

communist jews starved (on purpose) and murdered millions of goyim

>>212973188
where ya going?

I miss fat Lana

>Jews this
>Jews that
Why don't Jew try getting some bitches?

kinda horny. wat do?

You kick my dog

>>212973322
Think of me kissing you

>>212973322
Dip your hands in ice water until the pain is unbearable, if you're still horny put it back into the water.

>>212973367
das gay

>>212973391
gay

>>212973400
Okay but it will stop the horniness

>>212973023
Brezhnev was in power in the 60s doe

>>212973173
He didn't like contemporary Jews because they didn't accept the Messiah. He had no problem with Jews of the Old Testament, whose writings were preserved by Rabinnic Jews

lizard fren is here

No Role Models Instrumental

teasing and training

I kind of regret not being a juggalo when I was younger
I respect their sense of brotherhood and their nonconformist attitude

>>212973494
In the latter half of the 60's, and it was still his early years when his ossification hadn't set in.

>>212973564
Why not become a juggalo now? I "became" goth when I was 24 because I only had the money to afford the clothes at that point. Literally nothing is stopping you. Hell, I'd even guess most juggalos at this point are pushing 35, given ICP's relevance peaked in the 2000s.

>>212973680
>became" goth when I was 24
What's wrong with you

>>212973680
Idk hanging around that scene at 32 when I'm not particularly into the music just seems weird to me. Like they're gonna be talking about the albums and songs and shit and I cbf to get into it all like that. It wouldn't be organic

dreamt i was having sex with my wife.
im a khhv

>>212973794
What did your wife look like in the dream
Did she have a name

>>212973813
faceless
no.

she was riding me

>>212973564
My coworker was fired for being a juggalo because the FBI designates them as a gang

>>212973855
Yeah the FBI is evil and retarded, dangerous combination

Which soyjack represents you?
For me it's the humble Cobson

>>212973794
i made my girl cum yesterday

>>212973879
pic

>>212973879
literalmente yo

>>212973901
Redditjeet

Word to my mama I'm outta my llama

>>212973901
good to hear

>>212973852
Faceless? Like a mannequin?
Idk, I don't know enough about you or the dream to make a interpretation

>>212973929
what's a redditjeet?

>>212973946
thank you anon, I tried my best.

Niggas be like: my life a movie
I be like: my life a youtube poop

>>212973976
i never saw her face. just her grinding

>>212974024
Are you dominated by the idea of "women" broadly and generally
Do you have a coherent idea of what you want out of one

>>212974020
My life is like a video game

>>212974063
no and no

What big piece of software do you know the best / most competent with?

>>212974114
4chan

Sometimes I get called names and such like I'm a /cum/ celeb but then I'll tune in and someone else is being called the same thing
Are you guys aware we're all anonymous here?

>>212974093
Do you want a woman in your life?
If I asked you what kind of woman do you want, what would you answer?
If you actively want a woman to the point that you regularly use porn as a substitute, but don't have a coherent idea of what kind of woman you want, then you're dominated by the generic "woman".
Sorry I'm just throwing darts, I don't mean to make assumptions about you.

describe her in one word

whats the best web browser for phone?

>>212974163
Troon

>>212974114
Ableton or ArcGIS Pro

>>212974163
him*

Such cool weather

>>212974157
>Do you want a woman in your life?
no

>If I asked you what kind of woman do you want, what would you answer?
many people have asked me this question and the answer has always been - idk. i have no female friends. the only woman in my life is my mother.

i hope i get hit by a car and die tomorrow.

>>212974127
Sir that is a website.

Why is every american anti israel and every politician pro israel? What explains this other than mossad making them fuck kids at gunpoint and recording it for blackmail?

>>212974253
website = software

>>212974243
>>Do you want a woman in your life?
>no
Very curious that you'd dream of sex with a woman in this case. My knee jerk reaction is that you're repressing your desire. But idk. Only you can know really

best thread on 4chan/int/ rn
>>212964613

>>212974311
hey i made that one

>>212974286
Not really. We will not be contacting you for a second interview. Goodbye.

>>212974168
I use Firefox for Android. It's not perfect, but it's pretty much the best thing out there IMO.

>>212974285
your sample size of "every american" is terminally online zoomers regurgitating whatever garbage they've been watching on tiktok and twitter
a lot of boomers and even older millennials still support Israel, and by extension the politicans that support it
(I don't support Israel myself so don't go trying to paint me as a kikelover; I'm just calling it like I see it)

finished reading my book

that makes 2 in the last month

>>212974293
>is the idea of someone who likes you for who you are attractive? yes
but the mental hoops and gymnastics to get there is dreary. not the mention, there's always the chance they change their minds

are white zoomers/gen alpha in america circumsized or no?

>>212974447
Which 2?

>>212974468
i was born in 95 and i am not.

>>212974478
'zero k' and 'a streetcar named desire'

My nigga JD gonna clown Trump

>>212974468
i feel you is a gay nigga...

>>212974498
Nigga you were supposed to read Streetcar in hike school

>last night you accidentally kicked your pet in the dark and they ran away from you
>if you don’t dip your balls in acid for 30 seconds your heart will explode

>>212974446
Boomers are dumb and brainwashed by fox and nbc

I hate Nintendo fans sooo much

let's goo

>>212974498
I have wanted to read Underworld by DeLillo for a while but dat shit too long.

>>212974456
But you're talking about yourself
It's only natural you'd want that
But what about her? What would you want her to be like, other than obviously to like you, that's like the bare minimum.

>>212974565
Where's the list Donald

>>212974550
Love saw posting on /tv/

>>212974548
we read othello, OMaM, 1984 or animal farm(cant remember), lord of the flies, Beowulf, and The glass castle

>>212974562
I don't play video games but SNES, N64 and GameCube were peak.

>>212974616
>animal farm
>1984
Nigga that was middle school

>>212974599
>But what about her? What would you want her to be like,
idk. ive had thoughts of becoming a perma volcel. that would be ideal. at least im on track to be one.

>>212974565
This is your president.

>>212974661
Peak dogshit

>a girl stayed over a few nights ago
>told me that me having really good toilet paper, sharp knives and undamaged pots and pans was a huge green flag.
Thats a freebie for y'all.

>>212974565
I legit love that he always has time for stuff like this and putting sugar back in Coke.

>After his first term, scholars and historians ranked him as one of the worst presidents in American history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212974756
Normie humble brag post

>>212974663
no middle schooler was reading about totalitarianism, nigga, fuck kind of school were you going to?

>/cum/ doesn't know how to clean their butts
grim. soap and water guys

>>212974756
Yeah, we're not trying to attract baltic girls, so we don't care what they think. Fuck off

>>212974756
>I suffer in the balkans

>>212974681
Being a volcel is the ultimate red pill but it doesn't count if you still watch porn. If you watch porn then you're just a incel coping
If you don't know what specific values you want from a woman,then this reflects your own lack of values. You will end up meeting a woman who is potentially toxic and just conforming to whatever her values are.
You should give an identity to whoever it was that was riding you. That is to say, decide what type of woman particularly you'd want doing that, other than bare bones qualifiers like "she's nice." Being a volcel is still a good aspiration in the meantime, but only if you cut out porn.

>>212974756
>really good toilet paper
huh?

>>212974847
you wont find better looking white women anywhere else but it's your call
>>212974778
low iq opinion

The books I had to read at my small, private, non-denominational evangelical Christian high school in the South:
>Through My Eyes - Tim Tebow biography
>Gifted Hands - Ben Carson biography
>Night - Elie Wiesel

>>212974894
im on nofap noporn

>>212974902
the country with the hottest white women is Brazil

>>212974876
attempted murder

>>212974896
https://www.ebay.com/itm/325647211649

>>212974943
ik but why is tp a green flag? sounds like made up nonsense

>>212974936
Ok that's good. You should still work on developing a sense of coherent values though, so you can "size up" potential mates

>>212974912
Jesus Christ no wonder our education system is so far behind

>During the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries, Dinkins endorsed former Mayor Michael Bloomberg for president on February 25, 2020, just before a Democratic debate.
bruh

>>212974912
Liar
Post the schools website

>>212974540
i is

>>212974912
If These Hands Could Eat Pussy

In high school I did a report on Holocaust denial but I definitely didn't phrase it like I disagreed with the arguments and my teacher gave me 49%.

>>212974963
same way having a really nice looking, well lit or pleasantly smelling home is a green flag. if you enjoy the space you're more likely to want to stay there again. it's good user experience basically. shows you care about the little things, most people buy generic or skimp out on it

>>212975050
Swear to God. We literally watched Blind Side, the Christian football movie I swear like 3 different times.
Trinity Christian Academy in Jackson, TN.

>>212975087
shut up

Kiss me you fool

David Dinkins lost his re-election bid in 1993 to Rudy Giuliani due to a combination of factors. Here are some key reasons

Racism and White Voter Turnout: Giuliani's campaign exploited white voters' fears of crime, which was a major issue in the election. Staten Island, a predominantly white borough, had a high voter turnout due to a referendum on secession from New York City, and Giuliani won the borough with 82% of the vote, providing him with a significant margin of victory.

Crime and Law-and-Order Campaign: Giuliani's law-and-order campaign resonated with many voters, particularly in white neighborhoods. Dinkins, on the other hand, was seen as being too soft on crime, despite increasing the police force during his tenure.

Perceived Indifference to Crown Heights Riot: Dinkins' handling of the Crown Heights riot in 1991 was criticized by many, particularly in the Jewish community. Giuliani capitalized on this perception, portraying himself as a strong leader who would restore order to the city.

Voter Apathy and Abstention: Dinkins' base of support, particularly in the African American community, was lukewarm, leading to lower voter turnout. Many voters felt that Dinkins had not done enough to address their concerns or improve their lives.

Media Coverage and Giuliani's Reputation: Giuliani's reputation as a tough, no-nonsense prosecutor and his ability to capitalize on media coverage of crime and other issues helped to sway voters in his favor.

Economic Conditions: The city was experiencing economic difficulties, including high unemployment and a large budget deficit, which may have contributed to voter dissatisfaction with Dinkins' leadership.

who needs blind side when you have remember the titans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK3Y4Ctjv70

>>212975087
Woah! Adolf Hitler needs me?

>>212975171
Spergout detected

>>212975091
>pleasantly smelling home
okay now that's implicit. you cant have you house smelling of raw sewage or rotting carcass. it invites contempt

So true!

I don’t own a home but if I did it would smell like masturbation.

>>212975308
>smell like masturbation
wot?

>>212975250
my house used to smell like concrete dust and rockwool when i worked as a contractor. only about 15% of women disliked it

tested out the zoomer stare today, considering I am technically an early zoomer, the cashier stared at me, I stared back, not a single word was spoken, yet the transaction went flawlessly, maybe they're onto something?

>>212975299
injuns did this wit smoke signals

>>212975320
Wish a bag of concrete crushed you so you wouldn't clutter the thread with your dookie posts

>>212975320
>only about 15% of women disliked it
whats the actual count?

>>212969225
Fascists are also anti Oligarchic and Anti Capitalist. Broadly Anti Elite. That's why they have become the boogeyman.

>>212975317
you know, chlorine and anchovies

>>212975299
This would go crazy on mexican facebook

>>212975369
top of my head estimate. i dont know the exact number. don't expect it to be exceptionally accurate.

>>212975320
the other 85% texted their friend and said "this guy's house smells weird"

The Estonian anon is a recovering fent addict. Don't be so mean to him!

>>212975381
>Fascists are also anti Oligarchic and Anti Capitalist. Broadly Anti Elite. That's why they have become the boogeyman.
that’s not true thoughbeit

currently thinking what i should have for dinner

perhaps tacos de cabeza

They ain't got fent in Estonia do they?

goshcel post

>>212975428
never did fentanyl. we had our fent epidemic roughly 20 years ago and it ended around 5 years ago. america will experience it for the next 13 years or so. also im using again.

>>212975462
nooooooooooo wtf is wrong with you

ok i'm done with making threads for /cum/

this is the last one >>212968637 (OP)

>>212975454
literally had it before it was cool. estonia has been at the top of the list for ODs because of it for close to two decades straight, now it nitasens which is even more potent than fent. you're way behind us on that.

I've been to prison once. I've been married twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out, and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this. If I'd known I was gonna have to put up with screaming brats pissing on my lap for 30 days out of the year, I would have killed myself a long time ago. Come to think of it, I still might.
Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless-coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though. My dad never did shit with his life, so he took it out on me. You could say I'm no different. I'd have to say you were right. But at this point, it's too late to start over. Funny how things work out. It's fucking hilarious.

>>212975425
lol probably

wat do

me and my oomfies

>>212974565
Calling Native Americans Indians in 2025 is insanely stupid and confusing no matter how you look at it. The exact same word for two entirely different people.

>>212975087
>In high school I presented a bunch of crap I read on /pol/ and teacherberg gave me a 49%

>>212974565
Stole your /cum/ karma and made a thread on /sp/

>>212975593
fold

>>212975605
>The exact same word for two entirely different people.
Yeah that's a real impenetrable conundrum right there

/cum/ has abused cheap Mexican labor for thread bakery far too long.

>>212975615
Yeah I literally used /pol/ to find a bunch of info lmao
I remember making a thread asking for infographics

It's my mom's birthday, I paid for her photoshop for six months. She loves it (she's a hobbyist photographer).

>>212975695
only 6 months? brokeass

>>212975667
Their threads are garb like the houses they build

f*ck Russia tb.h
https://youtu.be/oDK9Lo5o4Tg

im making the new

>>212975846
>>212975846
>>212975846

>>212975768
Then do the dirty work yourself! But all the white Americans would rather work in an office.

i mixed mayo ketchup and hot sauce and put it on my breakfast burrito and it was legen wait for it dary