just /asean/ edition

nice shiroha

>pls bump friends
no you faggot

You have been blessed.

chinos cochinos

pinoy band released by polish label.
great band, great music, if you never heard it, you are a flaming faggot and you should put yourself on fire

o algo

gracias brachu

>>212970639
pinoy=polen forever

Posteen TETAS filipinas!!

anime

>>212970899
esto

>>212970319
so many asean

were asleep doe

keep bumping

western videos may be right
local tutorials are too archaic and labor intensive for no reason i dont want to use a string

huh wat u mean?

write in your native language, otherwise this shit is GAY.
fuck the anglos, fuck english language

Why does that one faggot post "pls bump " in /lat/? fucking attention whore
saged btw

Good day

o algo

bump

FUCK

cmon

kiss your sister

>>212969745 (OP)

ew

im goign to fish her with my rod

>>212974717

does she smell fishy down there?

uhh guys?

GUYS

uhh goy

gods chosen felines?

>>212969745 (OP)
>>212970302
what anime? for some reason i can't found it on saucenao

hey guys im a 20yo neet who was just drunk, now sober, and faced a crossroad in my life and decided to abandon every connection i had and run away from home so I can live entirely for myself. I luckily have a phone and my gcash card with 40,000 pesos of savings. I’m currently in a jollibee at San Pablo City waiting for the rain to subside. Whats my best course of action for survival?

>>212977510
summer pockets

>>212976312

>>212979436
buy an umbrella

are you still traveling laokot?
what did you do in penn?

>>212980179
yeah i was thinking of doing just that, buying an umbrella at 711 after the rains gone.


feels surreal that im actually doing this. I feel like ive just commited suicide. Im getting phone calls that im ignoring from the people i was just drinking with

>>212979436
get... a job??

>>212980234
i'm home now
my frens invited us to their lakehouse, my first time

>>212980442
yeah im definitely thinking of doing that in the future. First things first though, Im worrying of shelter. Im thinking of taking a jeepney just to get away from this town. Thinking about going to lipa or any other town but here through a jeep and just depend on my people skills and ask around where I can stay for dirt cheap.

>>212980526
sleep at a bus station

>>212980625
I might take a jeepney to SM and buy a backpack and a sleeping bag.

As an aside, my retarded ass just recently read Cormac McCarthy’s The Road so I’m oddly not that worried about my current circumstance which I find kind of funny

>>212979436
>>212980090
>>212980474
stay at the church. when things like this happen here, most people stay at the temple until they figure out a way forward.

Cainis WON

>>212970885
>>>/s/22183537

>>212979436
Go find a job before it's too late (24)

>>212980720
is being a bum dangerous in Philippines?

So how easily can I just walk into Indognesia and have dozens of hijabi brown island slant sluts all over my pale meat?

>>212982355
In language exchange apps for some reason the Indonesians seem to actively pursue you. Based on that I'd guess it's easy. But maybe it's some common scam over there.

>>212982376
I must do research.

indonesia: five dead after ferry fire

>>212979436
Learn how to be frugal and master the art of homelessness, like using a cardboard as a sleeping bed and finding somewhere quiet to sleep
https://www.tastyfish.cz/lrs/homelessness.html

TRVKE

>>212980720
You gotta shave your hair man, having a nice and clean looking has many advantages

>>212980179
Why umbrella if raincoat/poncho is much better option?

>just get a job
the solution to Philippines

>>212979436
take your time alone but consider coming back and planning things through and making a cleaner exit made while sober

>>212982355
"Just Be White" works like a charm here, even if your look like a typical chudcel

>>212982646
>the Solution to Phillippines
It also works too in Indonesia lol, becoming a beggar is a popular choice!

>>212981161
No. Majority of men in the Philippines are bums.

Going to rant a bit.

Playing umamusume and engaging in its community, it's not long before I find a racist comment blaming "SEA tourists" for calling one of the horses with a meme name instead of the actual name. Ironically the meme comes from Bilibili, so I don't know where the fuck did he come to that conclusion. Maybe he saw one or two indog or pinoy using the name for fun, then his racist brain makes a conclusion.

Seriously, it's annoying how it seems impossible to enjoy cgdct genre without encountering people like that. They feel that they can't compete in real life, because they're poor or ugly or some other reason. So they're attracted to cgdct where everything is ideal, no other men to steal the girls, the girls are pure and traditional, no real political conflicts. Basically a safe haven for their fragile hearts, they just don't have the balls to face the reality. So the arrival of people from totally a new culture (not conservative western and not east asian) reminds them that they're still living in real life so they will use any means to alienate and discriminate those new people who disturbs their perfect world. In this era it's us SEAsians, next time might be the Indians and Arabs.
As some leftish philosophers says, right wingers are just people with some insecurities.

Thanks, just wanna get that out of my chest.

How do we get fucking sexxx with hot girls by the end of the year nibbas????????????? Thank you

just bee urself

>>212983542
You're brazil

>>212982615
What is the real life equivalent of copland os?

>>212983542
I'd like to know too, bro

>>212979436
i envy you, i fucking hate my life. it feels like it's not mine.

>>212983833
Must suck to be a low class pinoy worker

>>212979436
A job at some call center for stability then figure it out from there

>>212982474
Most phones sold in the Philippines are prepaid already not locked to one sim

>>212979436
>40,000 pesos of savings
Doesn't sound like a lot

>>212984103
that's like two months of celery
he should just find ajob before that runs out

>>212984120
And abandoning every connection already as a 20 year old? Anon is setting himself up for a disaster

>>212984103
that's 7-8 months worth of salary for a minimum wage worker here

>>212979436
go to the plaza @ 1 am
i will be there

>>212980946
Bangga jadi Chindo

need to buy 60 condoms for 60 days Thailand trip

>>212979436
Update: Somehow started a questline :)

I went outside the jollibee and just stood around till I worked myself up to talk to the person who was waiting outside as well cause I was bored and wanted to just talk to someone about my circumstances. She was a nice woman in her 40’s who seems to be a mom and when I mentioned that I ran away and plan to go to some other town she seemed to show genuine concern and shock for me. She then told me she has property in Tanauan and has rooms for rent. She mentioned while we were talking how I was gonna need a job and told me theres a lot of job offerings there, and maybe she could help land a job at a call center. She had to go but she added me on facebook so I can contact her when if I get to Tanauan. I then bought an umbrella, food, and some anti bacterial wipes at 711. I then went to an ukay-ukay to buy a bag and some clothes, I bought a shirt and I couldnt resist this sweet ass fur lined jacket cause it went so well with what I was wearing haha. I went back and asked around where the jeep to Tanauan was and then found it.

I have always believed myself to be extremely lucky but this time I’m a little scared about it, what the fuck. The very first person I talked to provided me with exactly what I most needed right then, an assurance for the future. When she was talking to me I saw in her expressions more tenderness and care for me as a person and what I was feeling more than my mother has ever showed me in my entire life. When I thought about that I had to stop tears from forming in eyes. Needless to say I’m extremely grateful to her.

Picrel I’m typing this as I’m in the jeep to Tanauan :)

>>212984405
good luck

>i will be there

>>212984404
You need more condoms, fren. Better be safe than sorry.

>>212984404
raw or no go

>>212979436
Why are so many pinoy men neets? That's depressing af..

>>212984405
wow Phillippines is just Indonesia but Christian! That Jeepney picture gives me angkot vibes somehow.
>She then told me she has property in Tanauan and has rooms for rent.
>and maybe she could help land a job at a call center.
I feel a mixed of relief and concern after hearing that, is trust culture really high in Phillippines? after all, you might be one of the luckiest bastards I've seen for a while, just make sure you're not fallen into a trap anon like human trafficking or shit.
>I then bought an umbrella, food, and some anti bacterial wipes at 711
>I then went to an ukay-ukay to buy a bag and some clothes, I bought a shirt
I'd add water bottle, sleeping bag charging cable and cheap Xiaomi powerbank to that list

>>212984630
I know it sounds like complete bullshit, a part of me still can’t believe it. I like to think my insane luck is mostly my smile, as egotistic as that sounds. I like to believe having a genuine, caring, and beautiful looking smile is one of the closest things you can have to an IRL cheat code. More people should practice smiling subtly, that shit is fucking broken

cringe narc ngl

3 years in, I still can't fathom that summer in Japan is much hotter than my hometown.

>>212984825
Just stay vigilant and verify before trust, that's it. You don't wanna end up as one of the unlucky people who are stuck in human trafficking because that shit is so happening right now at least in my cunt.

>running away from home in the middle of a storm
ngmi

>>212984912
Most indognesians are idiot. They are the one who put themselves into spiral of online gambling and human trafficking; nobody comes to random indognesian and kidnap them just like that, indognesian themselves are the ones who are willing to be kidnapped, giving themselves to human trafficker and... get trafficked
Idiot impulsiveness is nature way of filtering retards in overpopulated country like ours

>>212985031
lol the philippines is worse when it comes to low social trust you'll kill yourself if you were placed in my shoes

nice find i bought in greenhills today. managed to haggle it down to 5500

>>212979436
come to tagaytay and live me with for free anon i promise i wont harvest your organs

The median Vietnam adult is richer than Indonesian, although still poorer if we use mean data

But the average Vietnamese is richer than the average Filipinos, in median and mean data,

>>212985266
I guess working in a BPO makes you poorer than an nike sweatshop in Vietnam

It's wealth per adult data btw

>>212985130
Last time I went to the toy section in greenhills, there loads of stores selling spawn toys. Is spawn really that popular here?

>>212985279
not gonna lie it looks cool

>>212984875
balik ka na dito sweldo 12k wahahaha

>>212985279
I've stopped reading the graphics novel after the mother earth storyarch

>>212969745 (OP)
Does this happen in your country?

>>212985469
i live in a slum in qc we have no google maps

>>212985279
Lots of guys in their 40's that are either balding or having shoulder length hair walking around like zombies looking for 3D printed figurines of their obscure 90's comic book character

I'm no longer productive

I can only work for at most 1 hour, after that I need to scroll twitter and youtube for 3 hours, and fap and take a nap for 1 hour. Only after that can I resume work for another 1 hour.

I blame covid for this

>>212985279
who the fuck reads comic books in the Philippines

>>212985534
zoom zoom

spawn just hits that right amount of cartoony and edgy

>>212985576
There was an episode that featured KISS the band, you can just imagine it's target audience

>>212985498
Our subdivision in Lucena doesnt allow google cars lol so all this time it still has no google maps

>>212985519
There's another covid case in jakarta-bekasi area currently, but you'll never hear this in the news or even get a single report about it from your local government. In the last two weeks multiple people around here got typhus, sudden exhaustion, extreme fever, and cold symtoms (including cough), but unlike normal cold or fever or typhus that are cured withn 3-5 days, this one stayed in their body for 7-10 days.
People have been speculating that this is a covid and it was corroborated by multiple accounts of people being sick with the same symptoms at the same time, but no death reported so far because maybe people have built their immunity system since the last meme virus pandemic, so the disesse have been reduced to just a normal disease except with longer time of infection and recovery. Anyway, please take care, especially for indogs in jakarta-bekasi-bogor area. It might be just a normal disease now, but getting sick and ridden with fever, cold, cough, or even extreme exhaustion can be annoying

>>212985830
I probably got it, been having this nasty cough for about a week. It's starting to go away now but man it's annoying.

>>212980946
Strange how Malingshit politicians keep shitting and pissing themselves warning that Chinese will turn Malondesh into a second Palestine, and not the more direct comparison that Chinese will turn it into a second Xinjiang, while Anwar rims the asshole of Xi Jinping

>>212980946
I would kill a thousand of my countrymen if Xi gave the order.

>>212986063
Same, desu

>>212986089 (me)
I'll kill native only

chuds

The average filipino male owns nothing but is happier than this entire general ;)

>>212984875
San ka sa Japan?

Why do we backstab each other when facing american tariff?

its is asean nature

>>212986421
>>212985386
I don't speak pagpag. Someone helps me pls.

>>212986871

Mom bought me a Jojo Funko Pop

>>212986467
Jawak & Cinak are the problem

>>212985469
???
Nuke meltdown?

I keep seeing 2 more weeks and cambodia will fall sponsored posts from right wing retards

Ges, gw kerja di lingkungan retail, jadi lama2 gue kerja di mal makin hari makin imut cewe pribumi gue liatnya cok. WTF. Apalagi perawat2 klinik gue makin mari makin asik

>>212986249
I'm happier than them because I don't have to share public earwax.

Which Alcohol is good for beginners starting out?

>>212987211
wine or beer

Rate my cosplay

>>212987253
I'm serious

>>212987308
you think i'm not? my first alcohol was beer, i drank it the night before eid.

Dude come on man it's such a boring answer

>>212986871
Putangina mo pala eh VPN pa gago

>>212987211
actually soju since it taste kinda neutral and clean, but it get you hammered so pace it accordingly. Try drink it combined with soda/juice for half bottle, put the rest in the refrigerator. the next day try to drink it neat. after that you could start to choose other kind of alcohol. im already teetotaler for 12 years though so what do i know

Pagi friends. Hope you are having a great day.

60 days of sperm

>>212987211
DIY sugar + instant bread yeast

>>212987211
>beginners
cider - your usual stuff like Sommersby
beer if you can handle the initial bitterness
stout if you want something more bitter

then move on to wine ans spirits la

Don't be like this c u n t of a neighbor

>Out of all ASEAN countries, Indonesia has the biggest self-made/inherited ratio for rich people.

What are you waiting for? Stop being a wagiecuck and start your own entrepreneurship empire. The opportunities are all around you.

>>212988849
forgot pic

Just finished watching this documentary about the political history of asea and how it affects the lives of everyday citizens and tourists alike. Really compelling stuff I feel like I understand you better now.

fake news

sadpanda deleting my stuff man, at least leave us the titles so i won't having a hard time looking for it. fuck...

>>212989334
it's all true
>>212989398
don't be a pedophile, ever

its good they delete all that nonsense so you can spend more time with me

I have malaysia fatigue

>>212989432
where do I download?

>>212984405
keep us posted every once in a while

why would we spend more time with you? you're fat AND ugly

now i get why coral island art look so disgusting

>>212989532
https://litter.catbox.moe/pgg0tbdlns2c1pxs.jpg

>

>>212989432
Judging from the posters in this image, "indonesian" games consists of
>weebshit
>troonshit
>weebshit (VN)
>survivalslop
Ngl there ain't really nothing unique or interesting

pe lancau la sial babi pebenda kimak alaa rosak mata aku alaa babi nya

>>212988783
dia ngga bersalah

> >

jangan marah

is Hanoi destroyed yet

>>212989883
Tornado going towards Hong Kong not Hanoi.

Tohapox kau mlei, ku kira bekawan kitorang

WORK AGAIN TOMORROW FUCK HOW DID 3 DAYS PASS BY SO FUCKING FAST

( :3ꇤ )ﾆ

>>212989534
>???
>check steam
>*baffled face*
>check wiki
>"oh"
nothing personnel I but Imma call FPI

Favorite horse?

ត្រជាក់ណាស់នៅកូរ៉េពេលយប់......

តើប្រាក់ឈ្នួលនៅប្រទេសជប៉ុនមានប៉ុន្មាន? គេមិនយកពន្ធច្រើនទេ?

https://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/source.php/13638
What are your thoughts on this pinoyanons?

my maid says she has fatigue

ꦗꦼꦩ꧀ꦧꦸꦠ꧀

Indonesia bubar 2030 status?

>>212991054
The elites won't allow it. They need more slaves to pump the economy.

>>212969745 (OP)
why use an anime girl with pale skin when you're all brown?

no worse feeling than seeing someone you used to talk to become a complete stranger. maybe even worse than unrequited love.

cant say i care

>>212991543
IT'S OVER

>>212991341
we like em pale

>online gambling is bad bro!
really?
>install online gambling app
>no ID required
>win
and
>look for jobs
>we need 2 valid IDs so you can get an id sir

Welp

>>212992058
Wait so she killed herself?

>>212992040
I already told you to start burglary career
>no ID required
>no 5 years experience needed
>no insane work hours
>no tech illiterate boss to yell at you every evening
>can take vacation anytime you want

>>212992058
Imagine ending your life because of a petty Pajeet scheme

Reminder that every Jawa needs a Cina best friend

>>212987211

>>212992058
Thats what happens when you hire jeets

I’ve been walking 10km to work and back through jungle and hills just to avoid giving a ride to a nigga who scratches his balls every ten minutes. He’s got some condition that makes them itch and I do feel bad for him but I also can’t deal with it. How am I even supposed to say no politely?

>>212987511
Really? Any sojus?

I'm going back to school for the 4th time as a 23 year old NEET with no degree and job experience. It's been fun posting with you all

>anti-static meme

>>212993015
Cd drive still a thing there?

>tinggi badan untuk pria minimal sekurang-kurangnya 163 cm dan untuk wanita 160 cm, (khusus wilayah Maluku tinggi badan pria 160 cm dan wanita 157 cm),
Maluku niggas are so short that they got to nerf the height requirement for them

>>212993779
I got an chance in Molucca

>>212993872
You're not HITAM enough though

>>212983161
I got called as pajeet once because I post a steam sales chart on /v/ (he probably thought Rp stands for indian rupee)

i hope this idiot gets elected kek

can't wait until they kick out indogs only to replace them with jeets, while also having to send aid to israel

firstie far-right movements have been coopted by mossad

https://x.com/politicalawake/status/1946639511364002011
https://www.newmandala.org/japanese-first-politics-creates-fears-for-indonesians/

>>212994201
The way I see it there's two kind of western rightwinger, there's anti establishment anti war type true american or western civ first like bannon or tucker who just want preserve their culture and way of life and then there's establishment type like Cruz or shapiro who is basically neocon in all shape and form except rhetoric. The first one is enemy you respect because at least he has moral and integrity and won't harm you if you don't harm them, the latter is evil, manipulative and want total world domination no matter what

Imagine getting this deep into mutt's politic

>>212994428
tucker is a spook or in cahoots with one

the cia faction and their allies are still pro-israel but they're what some people call "prioritizers"

people like tucker who's in bed with the cia prioritize confrontation with china and prefer a balancing act between israel-saudi and iran

admittedly they're smarter than some dumb aipac recipient, christian zionists like ted cruz, and imo that's why they're more dangerous as a political opponent

Hey am I overreacting or is this incredibly rude?

I told my cousins that i’m visiting in two weeks, we are coming from the USA.

Right now we are currently alone in the village because everyone went to a housewarming party.

We were not extended an invitation to this housewarming party and we weren’t really warned about this ahead of time.

Frankly i’m quite pissed because we wasted a fucking day doing nothing. We brought fucking good beer and snacks from phnom penh.

>>212994201
Inshaallah, jeets will shat around japan street on daily basis

>>212994820
House warming party are told several days before the event.
Obviously, they will go because of muh social status, but they should have warned you beforehand.

>>212994787
Tucker is genuinely america first and infact kinda anti israel if you see his latest content. This is a good thing, we don't need west to be internationalist globalist police of the world that will aid or destroy country far away from them, all we need is for west to be focused on themselves and not disturbing other countries, then perhaps they can truly be admirable civilization once again the same way japan is culturally and civilizationally admirable, and if it means the rest of the world could not move there anymore it is a worthy bargain, good for them but actually also good for us in the long run so that we can develop in our own pace and in our own way without them policing us how whatever we do is wrong according to western standard

>>212994258
Dat nigga isn't even Japanese lmao.

>>212995445
Isolationism isn't going to work in the long run; as long as there's something to gain outside of your borders.

If you really want the West to be docile, you need to kneecap them permanently.

>>212995356
Yea i’m frankly pissed, because we had told them two weeks in advance. This was not a spur of the moment shit.

My mom trying to defend this behavior as a “oh you’re visiting your grandfather”.

My grandfather is 100+ years old and his Idea of fun is looking at the fucking streets.

>>212995517
Well, now you know that your cousins don't like you that much.

>>212995568
Here my problem, my parents want me to hang out with them.

This is me actively trying to hang out with them. It lesson fucking learned. I wasted a fucking day on effectively eating shit food in the province and eating an old ass coconut.

I could by 100 fucking coconuts in phnom penh.

>>212995654
That's just old people not knowing that their children don't like each other.
Kek, it doesn't have to be foreign relatives. My cousins don't like me because I am middle class.

>>212995520
Thats nice he looked like he enjoy himself

maybe stop samefagging then they'd like you

>>212995709
Idk, this time I thought I was giving them courtesy. Anyways it the last time i’m visiting, I don’t give a shit if it means visiting my grandpa.

>>212995809
Better off that way.

>>212994258
>demanded Muslim burials in Miyagi Prefecture
We did?

>>212986467
We were never united to begin with

>>212995445
>Tucker is genuinely america first and infact kinda anti israel if you see his latest content.
he's a grifter anon
he works for the cia
his anti-israel stance isn't sincere

there's two kinds of fake anti-israel american right-wing these days: first, grifters like tucker and candace owens; second, sincere but cucked like matt walsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oWV5_SYkys
One Piece reference?!

lol

>>212982355
Be charisma man

>>212987266
Which power ranger is that

>>212997213
>satire that people unironically love
author's self-own

>>212997213
just be white

>>212992058
https://www.cosmas.com.sg/
This is the law firm that is helping the jeet scum to defraud small business owners.

>>212996680
Maybe they don't want to be cremated.

On another note, there's a cremation facility in my area and when they burn bodies (always around 11 pm), you can smell it from my home even though the place is 2-3 km from here.

The smell is so distinct you just know it

>>212997213
Shouldn't it be Boku instead?

>>212996680
There are huge controversy in Miyagi prefecture because Muslim workers wants to bury their dead there, while the nips rejecting it saying that burial is unclean and will become source of disease (????)
I don't think the demands from ours though, our ziarah kubur culture is probably one of the strongest in the entire Muslim world, and there's no ways any Indon wants to be buried there unless they permanently moved there and starting a new life in nipland

>>212996927
>he works for the cia
i watch peter zeihan everyday and he said tucker is a russian agent and he works for putin

>>212998030
tucker carlson's dad was the director of voa
the whole purpose of his show is to do spook shit and to run a controlled opposition scheme (while making money from it)

>>212987211
I got this tip from my friend the local drunkard. The best way to get intoxicated is to drink beer (whatev brands) mixed with msg

>>212998394
that is so us

Anjing lu

>>212998394
>>212998470
Who's the dog here?

listen to JACKBOYS 2

>>212999007
>>212998394
>>212998470
>Who's the dog here?
i'm the kot

thats not scaramouche

>>212987211
i like wine, it's more palatable than beer

just get a ladies drink o algo

Welp, I finally got legitimate reasons to cut off my cousins. My dad gonna throw a fit but holy fuck i’ve never been so mad. Called people I know and they were like yea that bullshit.

new tyler just dropped btw
https://youtu.be/OKVi6jPdE8c

>>212998030
Zeihan works for the Department of Defense/State Department, anyone that is bad for the Military Industrial Complex will be called a "Russian agent" by him.
He used to run "Stratfor" which is one company several US administrations used as source to push interventionist foreign policy, if you look up the Wikileaks, they were in bed with the US war apparatus for a long time.

>>212999098
вoдкa

>>212998322
to filter between true conservative vs israel slave see how they react to epstein file
if they're pro releasing it they're genuine if they want to brush it off they're paid

>>213000928

>>213000928
What a weird looking dog.

brasil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY6gpfD_4pA&list=RDZf_WjsKqSqI
Berikanlah cinta untukku sayangku
Pasti kau tak pernah kan menyesal~

Seindahnya bunga sakura di sana
Tak 'kan seindah kisah cintaku~

all i do is work, sleep and masturbate to trannies, i've never been to the east, can i find happiness in asea?