Lindesfarne edition

poo sub edish

hymen expansions are being administered

bi guy summer

>>212973287
That's a handbag you Americanised mong

>>212973302 (OP)
Need all that bulldozed and paved over right now

sucking an adblue

>>212973302 (OP)
I've been there

F

watching lemon whore because it's the only interaction with women i'll ever get

https://x.com/protestfinboss/status/1943653722778677606

>>212973383
S

>>212973383
soldier or Instagram whore

take a seat anon

we've got a very important task for you

>>212973402
getting sir keir on the phone rn

>>212973387
she's gonna get replaced by ai lmao

>>212973387
How is watching a vtuber interaction? You're better off watching ASMR to pretend you have a gf

>>212973439
discussing hymens

15 my personal best

>new gf doesn't like movies and refuses to go see the new Naked Gun with me buying the tickets because she doesn't think she'll enjoy it

>>212973479
you can do better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3EEaPj-5qs&
choon x

>>212973370
alri viking man

>>212973439
You think those Jews read those books?

>>212973498
You can't not like movies. She probably hasn't watched any good ones.

>>212973439
Oh aye?

>>212973498
Is she Michael Owen?

>>212973464
you can chat. doesn't work as well with bigger vtubers but smaller ones pretty much read and respond to everything

>>212973577
lul

imagine how good it felt being on crusade. tens of thousands of christians speaking different languages but all with a common goal

>>212973537
:3

>>212973598
It was actually probably quite miserable

>>212973598
>*dies of syphilis*

>>212973560
I actually convinced her to watch the first one. But it was a lot of her knitting, wanting to kiss instead of watch, scrolling on her phone etc. When she did watch it was inane comments like "She just turned into a dummy?" no darling it's a joke. "They should never have let that guy drive a car!" yeah.

the UK stands on the cusp of extreme racial violence

>>212973626
But syphilis didn't reach europe until the 1500's

Yeah nice one Trump. Thanks a lot.

>>212972882
>No need for a bloody big war is there
There is, if the natives start rebelling.
Much like WW1 it would be a perfect excuse to kill people off.

>>212973669
will probably get a big contract from sky or something to do some chatshow

we lost

They are hunting bald men in Mozambique

Cheltenham mentioned

>>212973669
even leftypol types hate this dyke

>>212973708
mental

>>212973667
me: done

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%20GvBy7VbXYAABY3r/

Nationalism and Socialism are both essential.

Nationalism to ensure the survival and improvement of the race, create a harmonious, homogeneous society, and remove unhealthy class restrictions.

Socialism to ensure a good living standards for workers and to restrain capitalist exploitation, which means mass migration, and also drives workers into the hands of communists.

>>212973666
Care to explain?

the ultimate test of britishness
wonder which one will have the higher score

>>212973629
No offence but she sounds a bit of a mong

>>212973718
Why are you awake?

i dont even know anymore.

>>212973784
She's pretty in a Sophie Lillis, and somewhat trad, but she's a bit austismo.

>>212973781
*furiously clicks right*

>>212973791
The early bird gets the worm

>>212973773
britain hovers over the abyss of incredible racial unrest

>Tesla has a new diner
right
well that's the next holiday destination then

>>212973811
you are british

any NEET man in?

>>212973781
Left and its not even a question

easiest time in the history of mankind to make huge sums of money, if you are not then you need to reassess your life and get to it

>>212973598
The crusades were a waste of Europe's best for a pointless goal.

Thr Romans were the only Europeans to ever deal with that region on an ethnic basis.

>>212973827
elons been quiet recently
probably in rehab

>>212973827
only a matter of time before the illega alien lovers torch it

>>212973843
yes im a modern aristocrat

Bit of a boring bastard me but has anyone went from windows to Linux recently? Have you thought of going back to windows? Just the thought of going through all that to get it installed just for me to not like it

SIX GUN IN THE MAN BAG
(POW POW POW POW)
MARIJUANA IN THE MAN BAG
(SOUND OF A TOKE OFF A SPLIFF)

>>212973860
dont know how

remember when aussies battered all the lebs

>>212973881
Also wondering this
Less than 3 months left of Windows 10.

>>212973864
he’s definitely not a ketamine fiend, he just has has these organic emotional outbursts while tweeting for 48 hours straight before going underground for weeks at a time

trust me

i broke the spell

>>212973881
Think I'll be sticking Windows 10, thank you very much!

toil yeah more like a waste of my entire life

>>212973860
You're thinking of the 1920s

Not looking forward to the German proto-gf coming to stay with me in a couple of weeks

>>212973943
ok

>>212973708

>>212973439
wonder what they chat about
probably the best poo posts they read on brit aha x

Right so everyone supports Palestine Action but we're not allowed to say it anymore, got it

>>212973881
Open the Microsoft Store and install Ubuntu on your Windows computer to try it out

IMDB Top 50 films that I haven't seen
>3. The Dark Knight
>15. Star Wars V [WILL NOT WATCH]
>21. It's a Wonderful Life
>23. Seven Sumurai (Japanese)
>26. City of God (Brazilian)
>28. Terminator 2
>29. Star Wars IV [WILL NOT WATCH]
>39. Whiplash
>40. Harakiri (Japanese)
>41. The Prestige
>44. Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse [WILL NOT WATCH]
>45. Casablanca
>46. Cinema Paradiso
>48. Untouchable (French)
>49. Alien
>50 Modern Times

Last night I watched 37. Grave of the Fireflies and it was good
what's the best one of these lads?

i am 0% horny right now

You WILL marry a woman with dozens of previous sexual partners. It's the CONSERVATIVE thing to do.

>>212973881
been running debian for months as a tech illiterate dyslexic mong and apart from some hiccups i've been fine
really depends on your setup, if your pc uses proprietary hardware like the GPU you will have a more difficult time

my arse hovers over the abyss of incredible poo

on a coke comedown
feel like pure shit
my life is a joke

>>212973860
governments and energy companies have found all the fossil fuels and rare earths, or at least own the lands that have untapped reservoirs of it

Which of these parties offers the best chance for the future of Britain?

Reform
Homeland
Patriotic Alternative
BNP

>>212973985
Alien
harakiri is close though

>>212974004
ok, what if I'm not English tho

>>212973708
Mental to think how many of those EU births were migrants as well. It's truly over for the white race

>>212974013
coke is a dirty fucking drug
wouldn't touch it now
depraved shit

>>212974013
remember the speed and mephedrone comedowns i used to have when i was addicted to stimulants
not good
get some electrolytes in you lad

>>212974021
Advance UK

>>212973708
corr that's a lot of shagging

>>212973669
Another jewish prosthetic nigger dick loving hermaphroditic science experiment gone wrong.

>>212974004
The post is meant to denigrate Muslims

>>212974021
Which of these isn't a MI5 honeypot

don't like women or immigrants
suck on that one ofcom

>>212974064
>Muslims men don't want to marry the village slag
Sounds like Muslim men have it right to me.

>>212973985
Not sure about best but I really liked, The Dark Knight, City of God, Terminator 2, Alien
Also if you've seen Terminator 1, why not 2? I'm assuming it's somewhere in the top 50

>>212974004
>Her paternal grandfather's family is of Dutch Jewish descent and her paternal grandmother's family were from Germany and included a left-wing senator representing Saxony.

>>212973985
seven samurai
terminator 2
alien

can't go wrong with either of those 3
dark knight is carried entirely by heat legend and boosted in ratings by his death

>>212974039
we must continue to grow the African biomass at any cost
more mosquito nets
more food subsidies
more HIV prevention
more foreign aid

this is the most pressing matter in the world today

>>212974004
Conservative or not it's literally your only option now that 60%+ of women go to University.

gay sex is the best sex desu

GAY Jew jannies need to ban me for 3 months but they wont LMAO x

what happened to stupid stoner movies? someone give me 25 million i will make a movie about aliens who come to invade but end up getting high and having wacky misadventures for 1 hour and 45 minutes.

>>212973985
Not into films me, find most shite, but Whiplash was great.

>>212974118
for getting aids and monkeypox yeah

>>212974102
Based early section checker

>>212974133
freak

>>212974084
I think thats the irony that's lost on rorke is that he has more in common with Muslims that he does with modern ethnic britons

I'm 35 and I've never had a job that wasn't handed to me through nepotism. I've had five job interviews (three of them internal for promotions) in my life and got the job all five times since the interviews were just a formality to fulfil HR requirements.

>>212974087
nah it's 217th
just behind Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
never seen number 1

New Red Letter Media Best of the Worst is up desu

god does not speak to me

one look give em whiplash~

Nigeria
2000: 127 million
2025: 238 million

Haven't had much feedback on my fit. It's for Autumn/Winter 2025.

>>212974180
The black hordes

>>212973464
>>212973580
I usually prefer ASMR, having a sultry voice whispering in my ear what a good boy I am, is comfy :3

Though those smaller channels/streamers etc. are nice since you can actually talk with the streamer.

>>212974180
this is why i support global warming

>>212974039
>Nigerian women are having fewer children, with the fertility rate dropping to 5.01 births per woman in 2024, a decline over the past four years

wow it's over for them actually

>>212974186
grim, as you brits say

>>212974180
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MENTAL

>>212974180
white people are only okay with black people when they're letting them play white savior, they hate it when black people actually live their own lives and act on their own agency.

>>212974186
why's she doing that agp smile?

>>212974180
Ground zero

i hade sexo this weekend for the first time in ageeees

>>212974180
We live in hell.

>>212974180

>>212974244
don't care

Pakistan
2000: 155 million
2025: 255 million

>>212974180
get them housed and fed (in britain)

>>212974219
Isn't everything levelling off or declining? China and India have stopped.

>>212974190
wheres the shirt from

>>212974246
girl the brainworms haven't left a crumb have they

>>212974274
insanity

got the asmr gf on

Decolonisation was a mistake lads

>>212974292
primark

>>212974267
There is literally no way this is sustainable.

That is literally a planetary wipeout.

In 10 million years aliens will visit earth and explore the ruins of a dead species

>>212974308
>>212974308
>>212974308
New

>>212974303
which one?

284 million Indonesians and what is their contribution to the world exactly.....

>>212974269
Yakubian abomination

>>212974292
https://www.mrporter.com/en-gb/mens/product/46376663162890279

>>212974320
not telling :)

>>212974043
last night I felt like a bit of a maniac at times. I think it might be the last straw, I don't like that version of me and this has been going on for far too long

>>212974180
all me

Declining birth rates are because of micro plastics, I'm sure of it. The more a country industrialises the higher the birth rates drop off We're approaching a children of men scenario.

>>212974320
nina saotome

>>212974180
if USAID had spent more money educating their women they'd be having a birth rate crisis right now

>>212974303
love russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD5x8EV6np0

>>212974133
My cock is unironically much larger than that lol

>>212974359
Widespread sterilization of the human race would be the most peaceful and painless path to the end of suffering tbqh. Its for the best. Reproduction is the most immoral act that can be done.

>>212974339
Bit pricey

I reckon there's a link between work place safety practices improving and the rise of really stupid people. It's as if they're not being wiped out in industrial accidents anymore because health and safety laws prevent them from dying because of their own stupidity resulting in them breeding and producing even more stupid more people.

On top of that I also think because it's no longer socially acceptable for fathers to marry off their daughters to the best available men this has weakened the gene pool because some of the country's top women end up settling for a lower class manual labourer

>>212974333
>population almost 300mil
>economy barely bigger than holland's
mental

>>212974317
dtfic

i'll kiss you
hug you
dote on you
shower you with my love and affection...
...then we'll become lovers :)

>>212974180
cor IMAGINE the number of pacey ngubus we could import

>>212974408
Look at all the bots I caught haha

It's obvious to the thinking White person that the wrong side won WW2 at this point.

The White European percentage of the world population began IMMEDIATELY falling after 1945. That was the starting gun for the subject peoples.

If the Axis had won, Africa would be at least half White by now. Libya, Ethiopia, Algeria, South Africa, Namibia, and Angola would all become new centres of human flourishing.

We live in hell. Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

>>212974339
>paying that much for a non-tailored shirt
go you HK and you can get an indian fella to do 3 for 200 quid

replacement is 2.1 births
not a single western nation is even close

>>212974436
what a life you have

>>212974449
shut up you larping freak

I want to go back

>>212974464
>Somalia - 5.91
Fucking hell

>>212974449
actually the same side won

america was 100% aligned to nazis in everyway except they wanted washington to be capital of the reich

>>212974464
>chad has the highest fertility rate
who writes this shit?

>>212974464
What even happens in DR Congo. it's just one big mystery.

>>212974180
Nigeria has an average IQ of about 135, that's 40-some higher than the average Briton. That means there are probably around 50 million >180 IQ Nigerians and you want to not let them in, because they like to go to the mall?

>>212974102
Wikipedia is not a reliable source for information on a person's ancestry. She's definitely Jewish though.

>>212974464
Why did Chad copy Romania's flag

>>212974464
how can one woman give birth 5 times in one year. load of hooey these stats, just some bullshit demoralisation tactic

>>212974473
Not been posting all day

Just shitting it up a bit as I take a break from housekeeping x

>>212974509
America stood for capitalist plutocracy and the reign of quantity over quality.

And /brit/‘s average IQ is what?

>>212974427

>>212974509
America is and has always been an evil backwards shithole. We just got big in the last half a century because europe was bombed out. Our police comes from a slave catching organization and if there was a god every founder would be burning in hell

>>212974553
Late night /brit/, 150 probably. Right now? 70-75 give or take.

>>212974535
>not knowing about quintuplets
and check these dubs

>>212974553
My IQ is 4 digits

>>212974557
lol Pele said the same 40 years ago

>>212974553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978

>>212974535
ask grok-chan how it's calculated

>>212974602
0065

>>212974602
yeah. 0012.

>>212974460
Maybe you're right. I'll look into it.

lord of the ding

tomorrow my new diet starts:

-no starch
-no sugar
-no dairy
-no salt
-no sweeteners
-no saturated fat
-no caffeine
-no alcohol (most of the time)

bath for me lads. anyone wanna join hahaha nahh.. unless? x

>>212974573
you can always go back to your brown shithole malaponte

>>212974630
don't tell me what to do, nonce

>>212974635
>>212974636

lads
how do you break up with someone without them getting mad
I've been with gfberg since covid began back in 2020, and only in the past few weeks have I suddenly realised that I hate her
coming home to her is like a continuation of toil. actually it feels more like toil squared, I'd rather be at work.
never broken up with someone before and don't know what to do

>>212974664
...yh

>>212974573
Kys shitskin. I love this country.

>>212974553
>MUH IQ
Jewish IQ isn't even measurable.
Gonna need a brain transplant.

>>212974667
People like you make me ashamed to be white.

>>212974690
don't know
i've only had one relationship and she broke it off with me, causing me weeks of mental anguish
hope this helps

>>212974690
have a poo in her clothes drawer, she'll soon get the message

>>212974013
I was on it friday night but still feel shite
Just been sat here all day feeling like crying over my shite life

>>212974715
why would it cause mental anguish?

>>212974511
Chad impregnator

>>212974713
lying on the census and marking white doesn't make you white malaponte

thinking about the Scythians again

How do I get over emotional trauma, lads? Had a bereavement a few months ago and now I suddenly feel myself tear up at the slightest sad thing on TV.

>People like you make me ashamed to be white.

Getting my weekly dose of Gareth's Economics

Between Emma’s butt crack is a mixture of sweat, dead skin cells, and poo that come together to form the forbidden toast spread.

>>212974767
Haha! You guys do look like that!

aggh stop raping me!

it looms oh no. lol jk i do fuck all these days

>>212974765
You have to let yourself feel the feelings, tamping them down will lead to NEUROSIS

Gf initiated sex last night.
She NEVER initiates sex. Im always the one that has to do it. She never has the libido.
Much to contemplate.

it looms for them

the dreaded 22:00 ... better start thinking about winding down toil freak, toilberg expects you fresh and cleanly shaven in the morning

>>212974791
My mistake *pulls penis out*

Why didn't you say something?

>>212974747
I am ~15% native American so I'll happily take not being like your depraved masters.

It doesn't look for me I booked two days off ahah

>>212974812
Ktim. Turns out she was shagging someone else and wanted to trap me in a pregnancy from the other bloke.

>>212974764
They were very cool. The ancestors of the Slavic-Iranian peoples.

>>212974806
ktim but at toil

>>212974690
for me it was leaving the relationship to deteriorate for so long that she ended up breaking up with me instead
by the end of the it i didnt care anyway

I fucking love The New Norm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7msKwDjV18M&ab_channel=OscarOtoole

>>212974573
>>212974696
hating and loving yankistan is both silly
it's a mid country. lots of money, cringe "people"
simple as

>>212974690
Blow that bitches head smoove off

I am so disappointed with Trump. All that talk about fighting the deep state was meaningless. He's on their side after all. He never cared about us.

resisted the urge to drink tonight

>>212974863
Uhoh

>>212973302 (OP)
i thought it would be bigger...

getting cold in my van home

Me? Drink when I want because I can enjoy things in moderation.

>>212974765
drink and drugs lad
drink drink and drink some more
drink until you cant remember any more

Ask not for whom the toil looms, it looms for thee.

>>212974863
is this true or are you just trying to make him sweat?
because that's evil

>>212974892
drank 6 big bottles over the course of today and yesterday and still tempted to get more

>>212974886
its a fucking shithole lets be real. At least Texas is, but the whole country is collapsing like the towers now that Hitler's back.

>>212974890
what??? no way??
also not britsihc tgtulre fuck off

>>212974890
it seemed he had better people around him this time but hes still managed to torch half his base with all the israel and now epstein shenanigans

feeling full of passion, desire and LUST.

how did sam altman found openai in 2015
surely he was very young and a nobody back then but he musk and thiel were behind him?

212974934
dont reply to me eternally online cringe freak

Got the NTR jrpgs on again

>>212974925
Wish I was joking. Only found out when i pulled my foreskin back one day and it was literally caked in knob cheese. Given me a std so she did.

>>212974921
i drank until i ended up in the hospital and then i drank more until it happened again and i still remember her tits, her arse, her funny conversations

rorke's dinner

Why aren't you investing in RBRS? How many times do I have to tell you? I'm up 29.2% since March

>license suspended for doing 38 in a 30
Honestly it’s them who should apologize to her.

>>212974904
don't get any ideas

>>212974990
what a whore
at least her plan failed, dodged a massive bullet there

>>212975023
dont know what that is

Is this illegal? This feels illegal

>>212974974
its true though. No more freedom that's woke. No more government serving you thats woke. No more science thats woke. Its so fucking stupid I want to fucking scream and rip my hair out

>>212975032
>Break the law
>Punished
>"NOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>212974890

doing a poo

emma wotsit

Nobody has been in the thread all weekend now everyone's here asking for relationship advice. You ignored /brit/, spent the weekend with your girlfriend and now you want advice how to break up with her? Pathetic.

>>212975064
25% Rheinmetall
25% BAE Systems
25% Rolls Royce
25% Saab

>>212974788
The Amerimutt meme is hilarious to me. All the males in my family have blonde hair and no one in my family tree has mated with a nig or a bean

>>212975082
good song

>>212975032
She should be allowed to speed because her time is more valuable than ours

>>212974971
some people are just good at securing venture capitalist funds

>>212975046
im just saying that in my head i thought it was a huge place
i think maybe you guys are making that event much bigger than it really was
it reminds me of how americans talk about pearl harbor

>>212975058
They're now engaged living in a new build, nice car and very well off while I have severe emotional trauma over it and still live at home with my dad who hates me

Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (official video)

>>212975032
My opinion is that 12 points should be a ban for life, fuck cagers

>>212975032
should be banned for life

F

need a bf and a gf

>>212975032
Are Ruby would NEVER!

>>212975157
>>212975151
Based

>>212975151
based

do you guys know what happened to "just james", the incel that british media did dirty with their documentary?

>>212975181
probably fell for right wing propaganda and joined them before realizing how evil they are and couldn't go through with joining that kind of thing.

>>212975193
>hairline already this depleted
:(

>>212975193
does Rubes drive?

>>212975181
Muh genius IQs at it again.

>>212975145
just try and forget that vile harlot

>>212975240
He killed himself in 2019

Suicide is the most shameful and least honorable way to die.
If you die in an accident or something, at least you gave it your all. Suicide is just saying "I'm too weak. I give up."

>>212975291
scrom

>>212975129
this reads as something retarded but can't actually be refuted

>>212975288
ktwbm

Scrombiblyino

cunt

>>212975288
nah its sad when it happens but its just the result of their conditions. Like when people become too disconnected from other humans and start to feel useless they do that. Humans are just biological machines like bugs at the end of the day no matter how much we like to think otherwise. No better or worse than any other death.

I'm leftypoo
My parents are roke
We both agreed that plonking an asylum hotel in the poor towns and cities isn't good but for different reasons.
Nipped the conversation in the bud before it became a slingfest

>>212974308
>>212974308
>>212974308

high jewish IQ is a complete myth

dogshit early

>>212975287
doubt
he uploaded drone footage a year or so after that, before his channel vanished

>>212975291
scfeaming