Thread 212983719

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>>212983729
Sorry I was late, I was busy cumming in your mom.

>>212983719 (OP)
What a unit.

>>212983729
I had a nightmare that the guy from Friday the 13th was chasing me, but it was just Jason. Then I kicked him square in the nuts, but my foot didn’t feel anything there. Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!

ground turkey seasoned with mccormicks, a slice of cheddar between two pieces of bread, and 100% juice ocean spray cranberry/raspberry for dindin

this is so true

>>212983759
/Cum/s poet laureate strikes again

>>212983749
Did you pull her legs up and keep them there for a while so your cum could swim into her uterus?

>>212983774
No Trannies.

Haven't watched porn in over a month. Are you proud of me /cum/pies?

>>212983774
truly cringe, yes

I hate brasilians

>>212983785
/cum/ has jason (Samantha)

>>212983787
Definitely a good thing

Let's go

>>212983787
there's porn everywhere for those with eyes to see

>>212983806
How often do you see Wypipo in Ethiopia

noone's gonna even critique my dinner?

Fuck

>>212983832
We need to see a picture

>>212983826
this ain't oprn

Can society collapse already?

>>212983840
>line 5
You're retarded. You wasted a guess. You already knew that wasn't the answer.

How do we get fucking sexxx with hot girls by the end of the year nibbas????????????? Thank you

>>212983766
She spilled

>>212983829
A lot. My neighbor is a white man. But I live in an area with a lot of embassy/diplomatic residences and

>>212983829
It's the German

>>212983861
The fact that it registered as a possible answer instead of saying "not in word list" proves it could have been right

I have AVPD.

>>212983906
A Very Proud Dad

>>212983906
same but Im a true AVPD so I’ll never be diagnosed

kek late stage libertarianism

.....

do you feel seen and understood in your country

>>212983873
>women's sports generating revenue
LMAO

>>212983946
Would

Damn imagine being diabetic. I’ve checked my blood sugar twice now. And both times the needle stung like a motherfucker. Imagine having to do that daily

>>212983942
israelis can get full pensions if they move to Argentina

>>212983955
i'm trans, so no

>>212983955
People see me and understand I'm a freak

israelis have also been starting wildfires in Argentina near the border with chile

I need to experiment more with fasting

I’m going to win this tomorrow

>>212983894
witty would've had 4 greens then

i need to experiment with some boobies on my mouth

>>212984008
Oh shit you're right

>>212983994
what happened to your "its just pocket change" defense?

>>212983782
That's not how it works.

>>212983946
pass me the peppers

Made one
>>>/r9k/81901598

the creator of this video posts on /cum/ and this video was inspired by jason...
https://youtu.be/j1Z-AuoCqnQ

>>212984018
I’m a gambling addict with no self control. But my argument still applies to those who have self control. Might as well buy one Powerball ticket

i need you to experiment with this cock up your ass

Momberg ordered pizza. She got me to pay for it with her card because she didn't want to see the Indian delivery guy's face when he didn't get a tip.

imagine a .45 sluf passing through goshpedo's brain

>>212984030
FK also made the uh oh stinky voice clip
/cum/ is very influential

Iceland poster got bored of us

For me it's "Talk" by Coldplay https://youtu.be/EH9meoWmAOM

Iceland poster got BLACKED

>>212984056
I miss him

Your simple voodoo is so maniacal we're liable to pull a juju

>>212983873
Equal pay is already a thing, though. Women just take more time off.

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

>>212984056
Icelandbro was just an Israeli plant like fk and the ethiopian, they're all the same person.

How can one man be so based?

>>212984080
he was jewish

>>212984071
OH I'M SORRY OFFICER

>>212984081
He most certainly was not Jewish.

>>212984081
I already said he was based

The PEEthiopian is my bf (best friend)

>>212984089
look at his lineage

>>212983994
If you're going to gamble, do it in the Jew's casino, the stock market.

>>212984089
he was

>>212984080
He was prez at a time when the United States was at arguably its most peaceful and prosperous. He had nothing to do but sit on his ass and be a figurehead.

Got a subhuman team on CS2. I genuinely want these retards to get stomach cancer and die or get in a car crash and die or have their house catch fire or leak gas while they're sleeping

>>212984097
>>212984100
You're literally making shit up

YOUR JEWISH! HES JEWISH! IM JEWISH! IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO IS ALSO JEWISH!!!

>>212984109
He established the national park system, an integral part of our nation's identity.

The Roosevelt family were converso jews from the Netherlands
this isn't up for debate

I feel hungry but I don't know what to eat. But if I eat I'll get fatter than I already am

>>212984114
Such is life in /cum/ with gayson and brownrrone

The Iceland anon made a post
>>212984074

>>212984109
>most peaceful and prosperous

Over 8 times as many people die every year of heat exhaustion in Europe than die from gunshots in America.

trannies make the average person feel uncomfortable

Time to go lift weights. If I lift enough weights maybe one day I’ll finally be good enough

>>212984138
that's not him that's the other icelander who is mediocre

>>212984152
not true, /cum/ welcomes them with open arms

>>212984129
True, but it's not like it was a difficult decision to make or anything. Now Eisenhower – that's my president.

>>212984109
this must go so hard when you're historically illiterate

>>212984155
Is that your aim? To be "good enough"? Way to set the bar low bro.

>>212983994
IT'S GOING TO BE PIZZA TIME

I respect the Jews to be honest. Much more based than Whites. Genuinely the master race

you sound black to me

>>212984173
If you’re gonna keep posting this you better at least give us her name bro

>>212984173
There better be a cock on that

>>212984173
What is her ethnicity?

>>212984176
Where should I set the bar?

>>212984192
Looks like Liv Tyler.

Nick Fuentes has said that the raw egg nationalist e-celeb on xitter is a brown Libyan

>>212984204
Heaven.

>>212984186
That's the number to the Walnut jail

>>212984217
Literal Christian Heaven, or metaphorical “reach for the stars and achieve greatness” heaven?

Pale white girls with brown hair make me melt.

life can be lived in so many different ways

it's so beautiful

>>212984229
Same, based

>>212984229
you should visit Brazil!

Montana spotted
>>212984169

>>212984229
I do agree

>>212984245
I'm not Jewish
But you rant all day long about Jews control everything, yet you do jack shit about it and twiddle your thumbs
Meanwhile Jews just go and do things

>>212984244
That's Terry, not Ravioli

>>212984203
French

>>212984173
>>212984224
Ugly face, painted nails. Not interested.

>>212984203
Brazilian

>>212984228
Both.

>>212984270
Idiot

i get accused of being a jeet a lot

>>212984270
i hope you're banned for posting this
>>212984260
cringe b8

>>212984270
that's a man with a scene haircut
you're gay.

Why are you gay jason

>>212984270
Skinnyfat

some men paint their nails

Made an order at the Timmies drive thru and the jeet on the other end of the speaker didn't speak a word of English.

time to log on to the internet in my mom’s basement and post about jews and jeets for the rest of my sunday.

Timmies jeets be like "solly?"
https://youtube.com/watch/bmJxVosNIR0

>>212984292
he was molested by his uncle

>>212984299
hope you get hepatitis for being so foolish

>>212984288
>They have their own homogeneous country that not just anybody can live in
>They make sure their kids get into good careers
>They have high birth rates
>They preserve their culture and heritage
>They don't allow Mutts and non-jews to be a part of the tribe even if they marry in
>even though they have been kicked out of everywhere they still manage to hold positions of power and kept onto wealth
>They help each other out in their communities
Sounds like you chuds are just mad They have everything you cry about not having.

>>212984327
I have my shots fortunately. Can't say the same for them.

i am indian what you gonna do bout it white boy

>priest molests thousands of little boys .... >chud: no big deal
>secular politician or financier has consensual sex with a hot 17 year old .......PEDO hang him!
Why are chuds such hypocrtices?

I’m really interested in learning more about this “Jason” character. Please post about him several thousand more times.

WHAT A LIFE

>>212984330
tl;dr

My sister's name is Samantha lol. She's also a libtarded bitch.

chuds destroyed

>>212984273
Ok thanks anon I will try

I want to eat fuck tons of fast food everyday for free and without gaining weight

>>212984349
>talking about your sister that way
Shame on you.

shes smarter than you chud

17 is too old for me for the most part

>>212984349
I fucked her

Got a wicked headache that hasn't gone away for more than an hour. Think I'm dyin'

/Brit/ always has their OP pic deleted

very weak shitposting ITT right now

/brit/? more like /shit/

>>212984370
Are you dehydrated? That fucks me up sometimes. Hope you feel better soon anon.

is it futa cock time

>>212984270
I need him

why are you all gay

one of my favourite things to do now is look at the moon and stars with my telescope. wish i could just go to space and explore the cosmos forever. the fact that i'll never do that is incredibly depressing.

>>212984416
I am very straight

What if milf replaced mom in the English language entirely

>>212984364
Mexican Jeffy Ep.

>>212984335
Nobody who's not brown gives Catholic priests a pass

>>212984431
The people who've been to space seem to prefer Earth

>>212984431
I don’t have a telescope but I love looking up at the clear night sky. A few months ago I saw the ISS pass overhead. What’s your favourite thing that you’ve spotted recently?

>>212984432
i love her tits

>>212984432
Strewth, bonza chebs

>>212984420
>Hepatitis A is an infection of the liver caused by a virus that is spread through the consumption of fecal matter.

fucking jeets are literally killing people because they can't even wash their hands after shitting smdh

>>212984450
personality*
FTFY chuddo

Listening to dramatic chud music to vent my incel rage
https://youtu.be/8HON4AswPVk

>>212983875
And?

>>212984388
By your suggestion, I quaffed about a litre of water. Now I feel tummy pain, but at least I am in too much abdominal pain to focus on my headache.

Y u doo dis 2 meh ;-;

>litre
FOB

>>212984449
I like watching satellites, there's so many of them and it's fun to see 2 or 3 running their different orbits simultaneously. Super clear skies are probably my favourite thing of all though, because the stars are infinite. The sky looks black but if you stare at it you realize there's faint stars you're actually looking at in the void.

Know that the light I'm seeing has literally been travelling thousands and even millions of years to reach my eyes is insane too. We could see a distant civilization from Earth now, and in reality they could've been gone and dead for hundreds of thousands of years already.

>>212984497
I’m sorry anon. I’ve let you down in your time of need.

>>212984515
we use british spelling in canada chuddy

>>212984219
you're very rude

Horrible threads being made tonight

>>212984450
They've got no subtly.

>>212983942
Access to water is a privilege not a right libtard

>got a 30 minute suspension from CS2
It was only my 2nd team kill, but I guess i did too much team damage in general so it kicked me.

>>212984545
*subtlely
>>212984548
When will Northern Ontario become its own province?

>>212984516
same, I just love gazing at it and seeing all the constellations. I feel bad for urbanfags who never experience this

>>212984548
in other news, water is wet and the sky is blue

>>212984516
Yeah the scale of the cosmos is amazing to think about. It’s too much for our simpleton monkey brains to truly grasp. We’re just so small. Until you start thinking about subatomic scales, and then we’re HUGE haha.

HNNNG
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1753050403753627.mp4

i'm on nofap forever btw

People need water to live

stop posting women its making me horny

>>212984561
Kids who grow up in cities do suffer a punishment of which they're completely unaware. Natural Deficit Disorder is a real thing that ruins development IMO. Some people escape it but most just settle into urbanoid wagie life and die in their concrete cage thinking the sky is supposed to be a washed out grey of LED lights.
>>212984563
We'd need to master faster-than-light travel OR manage to transfer our minds to something that outlasts us. Cloning or brain transplants might be viable.

ok ben shapiro is actually pretty based

>>212984591
People also need sex to live

Water is a luxury only the rich should be able to afford.

>>212984593
Okay here's a male

>>212984596
he's right the epstein conspiracies are anti semitic

Nature is inefficient. We should bulldoze all the forests, and just have one nation be the designated nature preserve

>>212984625
I have a boomer uncle who once told me all the parks and forested areas in and around my city should be bulldozed cause homeless people use them to camp in.

>>212984595
FTL travel seems pretty unlikely to me, so I guess we’ll go with the Human Instrumentality Project option.

nature? YAH DESTROY IT

>>212984655
Why is it so funny to imagine homeless people getting treated like shit

My body is positively teeming with growth hormones and microplastics. I'm like superman or something

>>212984676
I have a buddy who once got a knife pulled on him by a junkie when he was downtown. He kicked the mf in the balls as hard as he possibly could, and once more when he was down on the ground. The kicker? He was wearing steel toed boots.

i have never used discord in my life

goodnight all.

i hope i die in my sleep tonight.

the worst part about Jason isn't that he's gay, it's that he chooses to be gay.

>the ruling class and pedophilia
Name a better duo

>>212984717
I hope so too, jason

>>212984717
see you tomorrow bro

>>212984724
Jeets + poo

>>212984715
I joined a gmod discord but never used it. from what i can tell discord is basically like a social club for furries and faggots

I like how online conservatism went back to the whole "liking anything except sports is gay" shtick of the early 00s.

>>212984724
most of the ruling class are gay/bisexual

>>212984745
Same thing

I have a hard time having conversations on here. How do you do it?

i've yet to find a better tire shine

>>212984778
You're probably a normiecattle scum.

>>212984778
start fights with people it's a good ice breaker

>I will not let him give me nightmares
>I will not let him give me nightmares
>I will not let him give me nightmares
>I will not let him give me nightmares
Its hopeless giys what should I do?

Have you given thanks to Yakub for creating you out of the dust of the Earth yet today /cum/?

i cant stop thinking about porn

>>212984815
porn addict

>>212984724
>niggers
>crime

>>212984823
i only fap once a day

/cum/ is getting me so horny rn fr

>>212984828
Like me wanting to convert to Islam but not really

racism is not funny

VGHHHH tfw no mesolithic gf

>>212984844
you have no proof to support this statement

Jesus Christ said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. No man comes unto the Father except through Me." This means Christianity is exclusive. No "all religions lead to God" nonsense.

>>212984853
they didn't look like that

>>212984861
Jesus needs to stop being a gatekeeping bitch, he's literally the Sperry wearing asswipe who shouts "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS???" after crashing his 3 series into your truck at the liquor store.

>>212984828
The idea of becoming one with the chosen people; the highest iq and wealthiest race on earth is pretty seductive desu

>>212984800
Hey, punk. You look extra dumb than usual. Did you just come back from the dumb convention? I bet you peel your banana from the stem.

>>212984895
people who simp for jews are basically the equivalent of a vampire's "familiars". they hope to one day be bitten and transformed into vampires themselves, but the vampires just use them like useful idiots until they're done with them - at which point they feed on them and destroy them forever.

when i get my own place i'm going to get a cat and named him Hitler

>>212984908
how could you say this to me now i'm gonna kms

leg got blasted with piss because the stream split >:(

>>212984913
dont talk about Christians like that!

>>212984940
i blasted my biceps and delts today doing yard work. can feel my swoleness growing.

i wouldn't necessarily want an asian wife, but if i did have to pick one i think a japanese wife would be top tier among the asians.

imagine just killing yourself impulsively because a tourist yells at you for a few seconds

>>212984988
>Reports suggest he sustained broken legs or ankles, though he survived the fall and remained conscious when emergency responders arrived.
Sounds more like that retarded black who jumped onto an ice rink in the middle of a mall robbery

>>212984988
Damn I wonder what they said

>>212985027
"I bet you won't jump, faggot!"

>>212984889
yes they did

>>212985027
There was some kind of noise dispute that was going on for a while, they demanded he come down and say something to their face, and rather than going down the stairs, he jumped out the window. One can only assume he’s utterly insane.

bedtime for this guy, gn /cum/balls

>>212985063
goodnight
I'll be hitting the sack soon as well

I have a crush on this cute girl in one of my classes at university. So I found her on instagram. Her profile pic is the girl character from that brother/sister incest game. Do you know which game I mean? I don’t remember what it’s called. Anyway, I think this bitch is probably crazy. I don’t know how else to interpret this information.

>>212985084
The coffin of Andy and leyley

>>212985084
>not sticking your dick in that tantalizing crazy coochie

>>212985084
If she doesn't have a brother then it's probably not a big deal
If she does then it's weird and a huge red flag

I know a bitch who is attracted to her brother

>>212985093
Yeah that’s the one. Maybe I should play it now.
>>212985098
Oh I’m still gonna go for it lol
>>212985105
Yeah I have no idea. I’ll need to find out.

thread is kinda low energy and boring 2nite
guess i'll just goon

if cars didn't exist, all drugs would be legal.

schizoposting should be an available report reason

hello

>>212985140
Announcing your gangstalking should be a reportable offence

Nobody fucking asked.

still watching anime

anime sucks

>>212985203
YOU suck

>>212985212
how about your suck me harder

>anime hater is gay
cant say Im surprised

>>212983849
Then why can i jerk off to it?

>>212985236
>your

why are japanese schoolgirls so racist?

just ripped some serious ass

good god that stinks

N

I

tty gritty

Dirt Band

What if something crazy happened during a baseball game like what if a woman jumped down and started fucking one of the guys in the field

>>212985507
Kal is NOT a fart smeller

>>212985495
People have died from getting hit in the head by foul balls

>>212985495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHulCk7VOFc

>>212985495
It should happen more often.
Baseball is boring as fuck.

drinking milk

>>212985567
Can you drink milk while I squeeze your balls at the same time

You're either a smart fella or a fart smella

>>212985575
me wearing the boobs shirt but having my balls stomped

Gonna microdose magic mushrooms I purchased on the dark web

>>212985575
no

>>212985593
Why not

>>212985599
Stop being a creep

>>212985592
maybe you should microdose some BITCHES on ya dick and get rid of that yee yee ass haircut

niiigaaaaa

>>212985601
I want to make t Hanks come out of his shell

I want to put my entire ass on the touirlet and do a big pooping in there

>>212985613
What shell?

update: I didn't win the genetic lottery

*shoves your head in the terlit and gives you a swirlie*

>>212985624
Hes shy and only makes short posts

>i am fine
uhhh no

>>212985633
or ur just dumb and don't know what ur talmbout

>>212985646
What did I do to deserve this animosity

>>212985633
Why does it matter to you?

>>212983774
truly revolting.

>>212985650
just pointing out you're conflating 97.5 different posters.

>>212985652
It's a anonymous site, so I just throw a little harmless sand into the anthill and see how people react
It's fun with someone like t Hanks because he seems so mild mannered
>>212985665
No there's only 1 t Hanks and I talk to him all the time

this nibba better tell me his plans for me. all seems like a roller coaster

>>212985677
Who

>>212985698
>>212985698
>>212985698

>>212985699
that JC fella

goshpedo proxy new

>>212985700
do NOT use this edtion

>>212985713
Statistically speaking it's probably the German
He's obsessed with that Twitter shit

why am I so thirsty

new
>>212985751
>>212985751
>>212985751

>>212985748
new

>>212985700
>>212985757
>>212985758
Janny is going to freak!!!!!

>>212985747
Thirsty ass nigga.

>>212985763
janny deleted the most based edition