Thread 212985751

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everyday is koturday!

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>>212985751 (OP)
This cat is cute

>>212985770
all KITTINS are cute!

>>212985778
This is modern culture

>>212985778
Look at him go
>>212985779
I think you may be right

>Episcopalian
>British ancestry
>From New England (mainly from Connecticut Gold Coast, Philadelphia Main Line, Boston area, Winnetka, Illinois)
>went to a boarding prep school in New England (St. Paul's, St. George's, Andover, Exeter)
>went to a New England/East Coast liberal arts/Ivy League colleges with historical ties to Episcopal/Anglican/Main Line Protestant church (Harvard, Yale, Middlebury, Trinity, Hobart
>pic related Tucker Carlson. A PERFECT WASP
>His name: Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
>He's Episcopalian
>Went to a prestigious Episcopal boarding school in Rhode Island
>Graduated from Trinity College (Laura Ingraham went there too)
>Wealthy, highly educated
>Good looking/preppy, high iq, perfect genes/healthy sperm

This is the ideal American. Not muh based Catholicism that latinx and irish worship

KOT THREAD

>>212985751 (OP)
Belly filled with milk

>>212985823
milk?? kot want BLINI

Where will you be in 50 years?

>>212985806
Stop worshipping the rich, it’s embarrassing

>>212985836
hopefully rotting in a grave

>>212985822
kit

>>212985836
financially free, living off the grid on a beach in central america, watching the US burn to the ground while i'm chilling and sipping on coconuts.

>>212985806
doesn't matter how wealthy or educated they are. they all age like shit.

me and who?

>>212985836
Fiji

goodnight

i do not give a fuck about gentrification. if beaners can move here and not assimilate, americans can do the same abroad.

assimilate this DICK

drank cold water from the pitcher in my fridge and now my tooth tingles

Business idea: Internet2.0 and only allows these countries online

lots of people out tonight on a monday at 2am
really makes you think

i only eat organic non-GMO pasture raised bio-dynamic soy free hormone free antibiotic free non-homogenized non-irradiated grain free fresh never frozen plastic free zero waste locally and ethically sourced food

>>212985256
I can jerk off to cats too, doesnt mean its porn

>>212986111
That's cool. I don't

>>212986145
okay, fatty

quintessential canadian post

the only people i trust with my food are the amish. big agriculture will NOT be poisoning me.

gooning to this thread

illuminati incels seething because i've broken free from the matrix

>>212986093
The only conceivable way to save India is annexation and it would have to be soon before they are entirely overrun. Otherwise it's fucking OVER for canada eternally

I made another delivery to the hospice i like today. This time the guy at the front desk had his dog with him. Dog was very cute, very well trained and waited patiently while the guy called the woman in the nursing station to let her know the "lab guy" had arrived. It's so pleasant there. I want to die in that place.

>>212986258
What do you deliver there?

>>212986178
no goon material here tho

>>212986291
you are the goon material

Boredom won’t get me tonight

>>212986283
I move lab samples and related stuff around the city. Most of it goes to the central testing lab or the big hospitals. Different places specialize in different kinds of tests. Place like a nursing home or hospice would normally just be sending out patients' blood or urine samples for testing.

I'm used to seeing the white methhead homeless type bum with no teeth asking for money at a busy intersection, I almost welcomed the interaction in hindsight, nothing could have prepared me for the 2 clearly heavily accented indian people begging for money at the same stop, games gone lads they're even stealing the panhandlers jobs atp.

Why arent you asleep?

>>212986389
napped at 7pm woke up at 1 lmao rip

I feel some kind of way about the fact that the places you go to die (very soon) are much nicer than the places you go to die (eventually). Hospices are, as a rule, more pleasant facilities than nursing homes. The posh nursing homes for the exceptionally wealthy being an exception.

>>212986399
arguing with retards on /a/ and /v/

>>212986389
i'm adding occult books to my digital library

really cant explain how much it hurts when I meet a customer and they say they were born before or after 2003

>>212986494
born in or after*

whoops

Made one:
>>212986500

found some jarred honeycomb in my kitchen and currently feasting on it

Banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS2HdJZwFnI

>>212985751 (OP)
Any Detroiters on here want to confirm?
>>>/pol/510947878

>>212985836
Here

>>212986362
That’s cool. I’ve only been in a hospice once and it seems like a tough place to work. I respect those people a lot. And you too anon, by extension.

>>212986628
the city isnt anywhere close to "in ruins" nor is it a dilapidated shithole. Theres ghetto areas and hoodrats but theyre easily avoidable

>>212986628
Same as any other city in Amerikkka.

need a bf to live out my cottagecore dream with

Honestly, I could probably beat a bear in hand to hand combat.

>>212986800
I dont think you could BEAR the humiliation of losing

>>212986784
maggots and faggots...makes one ponder

all men are at least a 1 on the kinsey scale

>>212986628
"beauty" won't make detoilet no longer a shithole. the current inhabitants do not care about beauty

>>212986874
I’m like a 1.5

I feel wonky.

>>212986849
>Reviewed by AbiGAIl FAGan

>>212986874
Thinking back it was strange that Kinsey was part of the standard AP US History syllabus

>>212986887
did you get the aids? you should get checked for the aids

>>212986902
guaranteed to be more nonsense propaganda that won't replicate

>>212986881
white trash rednecks don't either

white trash in cities live in the ghetto you know

>>212986942
>my pop psychology clickbait is more credible than YOUR pop psychology clickbait

>>212986960
why are you so upset here, guy?? bit weird

I really enjoyed taking psychology in college

>>212986956
they also live in shitty rural towns (90% of them)

right wing "humor" is just saying the word nigger and talking about raping women

>>212986979
source: pulled it out of your ass. anyways if you're white, live in a city and live in the ghetto, you are by definition a low class redneck

>>212986991
the jews, you cant forget le jews

>>212986991
yeah that's why it's actually funny.

>>212985779
>>212985751 (OP)
GOOD EDITION!

Risk nights on /pol/? Now those were the days.

>>212986463
>last.fm
what have you been listing lately?

>>212987058
hmm yeah nobody plays games like that anymore

>>212987002
>source: pulled it out of your ass

>>212986991
I mean conservatives in general really are retards. We can say that, right? It’s late at night and we’re all just chilling. Those real economic austerity conservatives who still love Ronald Reagan are the biggest useful idiots out there. Dumber than even ordinary neoliberals.

>>212987056
KITTY

>>212987088
hey redditleaf you got any boring updates on the tariffs that you said were gonna destroy the country

What's sad is people unironically believe drumpf is innocent.

>>212987108
no, I said he was fat

>>212987061
some random emo band whose discography i was looking up

>politics fags constantly sperging out about retarded shit
I don't see why you low IQ fags bother, everything is the same

>>212987088
most of them barely have even a high school education so that explains a lot

I dont like it when my feet are warm, espcially when it get moist. I always walk bare feet, but i cant escape it when in a blanket.

hey canada what's up with that?? is it normal to have e.coli on your beaches?

I'm have lighter skin than all of you.

212987174

>>212987145
The Americans have been incredibly successful in keeping their working class poor, fat, and stupid.

>>212987182
I am NOT fat or stupid

Discord has been a net negative for society.

>>212987182
yet they're more productive and better off than your working class. hmm...

productive at what, flipping burgers lmao

retard who failed high school doesn't even understand the concept of productivity. grim

Browsing here on my 3ds was pain, but was posting on miiverse kind of funny.

i learned pretty recently in my life that rural people "college towns" because there are literally towns where there isn't a single college

>>212987245
why do you even have a 3ds

I wonder what it's like basing your entire "personality" around the fact that you were born poor in a ghetto in some shitty and you pretend to be proud of that instead of your actual accomplishments.

>>212987270
Why did you not even have a 3ds?

Anime is cringe and needs to be banned no cap.

the 3DS sucked ass. I had like 20x the playtime on my lite/ds phat back in the day

>>212987295
I have a steamdeck which is better. think I might sell it cause I don't use it but eh it's $600 so whatever, might as well hang onto it I guess for when I travel

90% of rural towns look like this. yet rural people expect me to believe they live better off than city people.

Are you guys excited for the upcoming Harry Potter remake?

>>212987301
>passive aggressive seethe non reply
Wow, you are so heckin' kewl and dope and tubular. Did you know that the 3ds can play ds games? Bonkers!

ah yes the ghetto, where even the "worst" neighborhoods still look like this

>>212987346
no I didn't watch harry pooper, but it is funny how JK Rowling makes the gays seethe

>>212987362
why would I need a 3DS to play games I already have?

>>212987345
you cannot suffer in france

What's your favorite video game you've played in the past 5 years?

>>212987396
system shock remake or ridge racer revolution

do you have swag, or are you a busta?

>India has the highest rate of human rabies in the world, primarily because of stray dogs, whose number has greatly increased since a 2001 law forbade the killing of dogs. Effective control and treatment of rabies in India is hindered by a form of mass hysteria known as puppy pregnancy syndrome (PPS). Dog bite victims with PPS, male as well as female, become convinced that puppies are growing inside them, and often seek help from faith healers rather than medical services. An estimated 20,000 people die every year from rabies in India, more than a third of the global total.
India?? What the hell???

There’s this pussy

>>212987396
Metroid Dread

>>212987412
no no no no

ridge racer 64*

>>212987396
good ol classic minecraft

>>212987418
soon that will be our northern neighbors

>>212987424
dread would be perfect IF and only if
>had diagonal shoulder aiming like the old games instead of the loose stick aim
>didnt have to finish 98% of the game before you can go back and get hidden upgrades
>better soundtrack
>faster loading inbetween zones

I wanted to join a buddhist temple when I was younger.

the only good rural life is coastal living in a small surfer town. not bumfuck white trash rural america.

>small surfer town
doesnt exist

>>212987389
ok say you wake in france
keep in mind you make below median wage, live in bumfuck nowhere, you're brown and scary to women
how do you keep your dopamine levels high throughout the day.
hard mode: no drugs, no prostitutes

I just don't understand how people get depressed. Like, you have a roof over your head, food in your stomach, and no long term health conditions. Life is pretty great man.

I would be really upset if my 3ds died for good.

>>212987533
just buy a new one

>>212987506
you sound like you'd be even happier with a cock in your mouth

>>212987486
any coastal town can be a surfer town as long as i'm there

>>212987549
you do not know how to surf

>>212987549
any town along the coast isnt small because there are always people moving in droves to live there

>>212987454
True but I was happy playing a brand new 2D Metroid after two decades of waiting.

>>212987541
Its the really super special super nintendo one, the purple one too. I got it back when no one cared about it and the online store wanted to get rid of all of them. I got it for like 100 or less dollars. In hindsight, I should have gotten more....

French peepo be worse than anime posters.

>>212987503
>how do you keep your dopamine levels high
sunshine, good diet, friends, nature, exercise, creative outlets, hobbies, lots of ways.
>you're brown and scary to women
befriend / date other brown people
>you make below median wage
get a better job

>>212987583
he's not french he's algerian or some shit

>>212987506
>you have the bottom two rungs of the pyramid solved bro why are you sad

>>212987573
>he didnt play metroid blast

>>212987560
there's something called learning
>>212987568
i don't care about coastal american cities i plan on moving to some small central american town

>>212987595
The bottom two are the biggest parts, so they should be fine.

>>212987612
on the coast? good luck affording that

>>212987597
Not a 2D game.

gonna laugh if this guy moves to some shithole in south america to be a surfer and then finds out he doesn't like it

>>212987643
still fun THOUGH

>>212987629
central america is dirt cheap and US money goes very far there
>>212987644
i've been to puerto rico many times, i'm pretty sure i'll like the tropical beach life

rather just buy a laptop

>hehe yeah, i only need the bottom two needs
>proceeds to go on 4chan and tell everyone and anything that they are lonely or eventually call for attention from other users

I'm going down to the house of sausage
I got my barbecue shoes on
I'm going down to the house of sausage
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna smoke me a fatty brisket
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna smoke me a fatty brisket
I got my barbecue shoes on

>>212987683
this is literally the mentality rural people have because they're scared to travel. i was in PR last month and it was nice

>>212987595
>reproduction

I dont really know who Brian is, but I noticed he likes to shit up the thread with a chosen theme. I think thats kind of funny.

>>212987701
OOPS, try again, dumbass, Ive been to more countries then you

>>212987732
>repeats chud talking points
yea i'm sure you have

>>212987715
>(fundamental biological requirements for survival)

>>212987652
Other M was so close to being good. If only someone had tard wrangled Sakamoto.

the most well traveled people are mostly liberals. rural people are too poor to travel anywhere.

>>212987763
thats how you know that whole thing is bullshit

>>212987778
nigga NOTHING about other M was good

>>212987763
Wtf. Why are they like this?!

rural people say the same thing about everywhere.
>big cities are literal warzones!
lived in one my whole, doing just fine.
>developing countries are literal warzones!
traveled frequently to different latin american countries, doing just fine.

imagine living your whole life in fear.

This will be the reality w/o mexicans.

>>212987799
they're right if it means just busting a nut lol

>>212987823
>traveled frequently to different latin american countries
you've been to cuba and what, puerto rico? Try an actual country instead of a Caribbean island

Remember me?

>>212987847
>no, those don't count!
lol
lmao even

>>212987823
>traveled frequently to different latin american countries, doing just fine.
As a tourist.

>>212987850
oh yeah you the gay guy...

>>212987857
thanks for confirming what I said. Try an actual country and not some island resort for tourists you found

>>212987866
correct. chuds would have you believe that you'd get murdered just for traveling though.

>>212987724
he only talks about 3 things ever.

>>212987880
puerto rico is considered one of the most dangerous places in latam. literally had no issue there every time i've gone. cope more

>>212987902
meanwhile, a list from this decade

>>212987902
Wow, really impressed with how Argentina did here

>>212987880
>island resort
funny you mention that cause i went to a very non-touristy shithole part of cuba. even the "touristy" parts there are still terrible lmao.

nemesis was the only good part of the resident evil movie

surely this retard didnt list havana as a non touristy city

he cant ACTUALLY be that stupid

>>212987941
Shut the fuck up retart. Get the fuck out of here

>>212987928
>countries
yeah uh except puerto rico is a "territory" and not a country

>>212987937
Charge your phone

behold the pristine island "resort" i've been to

>>212987959
havana doesnt even make a top 20 list

>>212987988
why are you so proud of this? what the fuck exactly do you want? a pat on the back and a thumbs up? go ask daddy for one

>>212988023
>go ask daddy for one
whoa bit rude of you

chuds expect me to believe these shitty dilapidated rural cuban towns are "touristy" LOL

>>212988002
am i supposed to believe a country where there's mass starvation, infrastructure that rivals african countries, and total societal collapse can accurately report crime statistics

fagberg finna move from one ghetto to another lol but he hates mexicans so I don't think he's gonna like it there cause he doesn't appreciate latin music

hey guys, have you heard of this small city called havana? its pretty obscure and out of the way

>>212988023
>you only went to the cushy touristy parts
>no i haven't
>OMG what are you so proud of?!
rednecks, everyone

>>212988046
why not? you already tried to >>212987902

who gives a shit

>>212988049
fortunately there's a thing called gentrification. nice crab bucket mentality tho

>>212988072
seriously

>I hate america
>so Im going to gentrify the place Im planning to move to
lmao

>>212987988
>>212988034
Why would they kill you? At best they would rob you but I highly doubt you have anything valuable. Even the Mexican Narcos don't kill randomly.

>>212988079
you're not rich enough to gentrify anything, and you still hate latin music so I don't see what that has to do with anything.

>>212988067
pr is miles more developed than cuba. there's modern shit everywhere there. it's basically americanized. cuba is still living in the 50s.

>>212988100
havent you heard, ese? he has MAGIC coconuts! and dirt!

>>212988110
but if he moves to latin america he'd have to have enough coconuts to curse the entire town into being quiet just for him. the logistics of that seem like a nightmare

>>212988107
so youre not even trying to pretend you were "roughing it" anymore?

>>212988095
nothing about those two statements are contradictory
>>212988100
cubans are too hungry and miserable to kill anyone
>>212988104
even if that were true, good thing american money goes far there and you don't need a lot to live comfortably there

>>212988072
not me fr

>>212988132
hmm me neither

>>212988127
to chuds everything outside of american borders is literal warzone territory

>>212988152
that being...you?

notice how the only people hating on me are poor retards who are jealous that someone lives a better life than them.

no one who is actually well off would be this petty about someone just wanting to move somewhere.

>>212988176
I already posted proof of visiting an actual country rather than the biggest city in cuba

>>212988161
i'm not sure if cuba is violent but it's definitely not the most tourist friendly place especially in the little small towns i went to

I-I hear noised outside...will a big strong big boy keep me safe?

cuba seems like a boring place to go

>>212988197
dont post my wife, you manchild

>>212988197
no because momberg wont let me buy a gun

>>212988185
i don't see how "biggest" is relevant here. mumbai is one of india's biggest cities yet a total shithole

fuck you chud

>>212988225
libshits be like...VGH, home!!

>>212988225
because you tried to paint it as some secret village you landed at like its not the NYC of the island

>>212988193
Once again the experience of a tourist is completely different from the one of a local.

chud is losing this debate

fuck you libtard

>>212988212
it's fun for religious purposes. i bought this cigar box over there.

libchuds blown the FUCK out!!

>>212988253
i already mentioned i went to some small towns there. this >>212988034 was one of them

>>212988244
doesn't look much different than west virginia (one of the whitest and most red states btw)

The US should take over all the small islands in the caribbean, move their populations to cuba or south america or something, bulldoze everything non historical and rebuild them from the ground up.

would be literally paradise on earth

>>212988338
hurricanes are scary tho

>>212988322
I guess that might be true if you were literally blind

>>212988366
they both look pretty dumpy to me

>>212988322
this picture is richer, cleaner and better kept than the neighborhood you live in though. something to ponder in your weird, hateful crab bucket mentality.

>>212988404
90% of my neighborhood looks like this >>212987368

>>212988363
yeah you just go to your second home in Idaho during hurricane season

>>212988222
ITS ALL YOUR MOMMIES FAULT THAT I AM ABOUT TO GET KIDNAPPED RAPED SENT TO CUBA THEN RAPED SOME MORE THEN SHIPPED TO CHINA TO BE AN ELITES PET HUMAN and RAPED. YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS!!!!

>>212988418
google earth exists, you don't have to lie to us. you doxxed your address a long time ago you know, and you live in a shithole

>>212988424
who would want to live in fucking idaho of all places

>>212988454
rich people live there. something you clearly know nothing about lmao

>>212988454
potato enthusiasts

>>212988453
>google earth exists
indeed it does, this is literally down my street

>>212988473
idaho is one of the trashiest states. good nature but terrible people. all the rich people are in jackson hole

>>212988492
this reminds me of how much i love chicago's craftsman bungalows. i'd buy one if i planned on staying here.

notice how the only people here calling me poor have never shared anything about themselves.

i've shared my business, my job, where i live, my travels, etc with everyone here. what have you shared? nothing. because you're scared.

anonymous

>b-but i don't want to dox myself!
you're not important enough for anyone to give a fuck.

drinking oats

>try to look up a real image
>all the image results are off-topic AI slop

can't tell if skramz is a real music genre or not

>playing civ 6
>biggest competition is columbia
>have 7 spies all in columbian cities sabotaging him
>realize I have recreated the CIA
this is probably the most american thing I've ever done in this game

Unpopular opinion: neutering pets is almost as bad as mutilating cocks based on middle-eastern traditions.

Tragic: Biggest Margot Robbie or Rochelle Aytes simp upset his celebrity crush wants him to do a threesome with the other women instead of an intimate one on one.

>>212989685
true

brown people love hardcore rock music

thread theme
https://youtu.be/LJQ7fvTdrlQ

>>212988848
There are autistic retards that do it for fun

>>212990004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7doGgjlvY

NYT podcast on Epstein is interesting if only to note the parts of the story that they fail to mention.

>>212990762
what does this have to do with my midwest emo playlist

WTF is post hardcore and how is it different than hardcore

>>212990966
Take hardcore and remove the hard part, you just have a "core" of dronelike vamping and atonal vocals. This is post-hardcore.

Already sweating like a pony at work and it isn't even 7

ayo whomst is this >>7993155

>>212985751 (OP)
its Monday

i be out in this bitch exploring the dungeon

>empty parking lot
>ten free spots on my right
>ten free spots ln my left
> nigger still parks right next to me

I went to three different highschools.
One in Omaha, NE.
One in Michigan.
One in Ontario.

Had a dream about her

the biggest victims of pornography are men in general btw

>>212992859
Both people in this video are insufferable
>>212992903
I agree. Women are hardly ever actually trafficked

Sneed is now sood remeber that buckos

Just took my fasting blood sugar
The needle hurts like a motherfucker

>>212993591
I felt the sood in you

felt felt felt is now your motto buckos

I am objectively sharper and more functional when I don't smoke weed but I shrimply cannot keep myself away from the herb
quitting nicotine and alcohol was so easy by comparison

I was wondering if dog the jimmy brain might be save my gay sex penis?

Ate 2 apples and 4 eggs
Still hungry

dadberg woke me up by playing fortnite on the playstation

This sort of behavior >>212992543
is what ancient biographers would accuse emperors of doing in their unbridled licentiousness. Now, it's what the average person can do because the acerage standard of living is so high

I'm normally an advocate for personal freedom, but a small part of me believes that the vast majority of people should just be forced to toil over the earth

sooooo tired. kept waking up during the night for no reason.

>>212994658
Same. Going to try some new covfefe in a few minutes, hopefully that does the trick and my boss doesn't pay me for a full day of half-work :)

So hey guys so I’m gay and guess what also I’m retarded

>>212994733
Well, friend, you're in the right place

>not even 10am
>already posting tranny shit

very nice!
https://youtu.be/CgCVZdcKcqY

>>212995439
I'd like to blacken up their pinks, if you know what I mean!

is stellar blade more of a soulslike, or more of a character action (like bayonetta)?

Need a big tiddy Latverian gf
>>212995657
Bayonetta

I'm about to tell the girl I like we can't talk/see each other anymore, I don't even know if I'll be able to, wish me luck

Look they've got guys down here that ride dicks. I've seen it, I know about it, I've heard about this. Everybody knows you ask around, what are these guys over here? Oh, those are the guys that ride dicks. This is what the lying media doesn't want you to see. I'm probably one of the best people at having gay sex. There's me, riding the penis of an Arab man, we're friends. We were friends for years. This guy and me, we've had sex, maybe a million times.

She won't stop texting me holy fuck

>>212996002
Why would you do that?

punched my ps3 controller and broke it in a fit of rage
I am filled with regret

Sounds like he was the hero all along

>>212996223
Comicbro, I have a question for you.
My perception of comic stuff has kinda been tainted by capeshit marvelslop movies, but I really like the idea of old comics as americana. What are some good issues or series to read for a complete beginner?

>>212996156
>send a girl a text
>no response for a day
>get busy with life
>she floods your phone with 15 texts because now she's bored

what a mfer does for pussy

im leaving cum forever

>>212996354
comic home, white man

>>212996354
Lots of people say that the trouble with getting into comics is that they don't know where to start or that there are too many issues, so I always try and recommend miniseries or standalone graphic novels for people just getting in. Just so I can get an idea of what you're looking for, when you say comics are you looking for cape books specifically or would anything go?

>>212996463
>are you looking for cape books specifically or would anything go
Anything

>>212996539
it's 1030am on a monday and you are posting on 4chan
you have no high ground man

>>212985779
If it’s a feline, it’s an asshole!

>>212996514
alright give me some time to pull something together
Are you looking for older books specifically or would any era be fine? Are you ok with long runs or minis and gns like I suggested?
>>212996539
>a fucking leaf

>>212996598
Any era is cool, and probably a mini or gn to start
I appreciate you man

>>212996560
I literally work from home, I get paid to shitpost on 4chan while working.

>>212996687
sure I believe you dude

New
>>212996720
>>212996720

>>212996687
>works from home on his computer
>posts unabomber pic
>while others are talking about reading printed media