Thread 212988970

Timmy's crush edition

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212988970 (OP)
asian tummy erotic

Prince Timmy and his floppy hole wife

Does anyone still have the old /int/ gif of the body morph bit on Michael Jackson's Black or White music video with the flags added? That was funny

got the wordle porn on

>into my ninth week of NEETdom
Fucks sake I thought I'd get a job in weeks, it's all gone to shit.

corr ai thread is it

>>212989013
>>212988970 (OP)
want an asian gf so bad

>>212988970 (OP)
This is objectively the worst camera technique ever created

the great blackening of britain

>>212989021
hamburders

My place of work has basically become daycare for people who made loads of neat revision notes at school. Endless spreadsheets of plans and trackers presented in a myriad number of tidy ways, but not a lot of things actually happening.

they mog the average white woman at this point

>>212989045
Not a single braincell in her head

Why did they do it?

>>212989021
if you've ever even so much as smirked at one of these ai videos your iq is 75 max

vb LOOOOOOONG neck

>>212989063
SOVL

might download tinger, get a few shags under my belt, then start looking for a real gf

raping my arse with a cosh

>>212989065
wow for a woman you really know what blokes look for in a girlfriend

>>212989021
howling at this one

>>212988989
joe biden logging in

cro magnons were genetically superior to us in pretty much every way except height

A very specific genre of porn I like has been completely taken over by one woman who I don't find attractive and honestly it's so insanely frustrating

>>212989065
good

>>212989096
>wanting a thick as shit gf
Sorry I'm not working class.

indians in a typically filthy indian street screaming and running when they see a street sweeper for the first time thinking it's an alien craft

>>212989109
grow up

>>212989061
It should be mandated that all women have to dress like this

For me it's vaporwave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NAo7FEaNDc

>>212989115
>needing your girlfriend to do the thinking
sorry i'm not retarded

>>212989150
>'the thinking'
You clearly are

>>212989112
MAGA's crush

>>212989070
I voted for the UK to leave the EU and I also voted for Scotland to become independent.

there's no coherent political thinking behind what I'll vote for, it's just whatever will disrupt the status quo the most. Last general election I voted Labour to facilitate a change, next GE I'll vote Reform for the same reason

>>212989123
give it a rest racismlad

Legend of Rorke

After watching this I have decided that they really are the greatest UK band

>>212989123
don't think i've ever seen a street sweeper either tbf, would probably quite flummoxed if i saw one suddenly

come home white man

>>212989165
biden crime family giving katy girl some big biden baton in the white house while lil maga boy serves the apple pie

>>212989112
havemt seen this one for years

>>212989161
sorry love i hate to break it to you, but your university "education" doesn't make up for the fact that you're a used up old slag at 25

>>212989166
based agitator

>>212989199
waitu piggu go home

>>212989186
Only like Little By Little desu

need a big fucking 6'6 bird to curb stomp my delicate plums

been off my meds lately and gotten back into wanking, forgot how good it feels

>>212989186
I'm glad they're back and it's Oasis mania again. Hope Brits start making rock music again, something so positive and fun about Noel's melodies that you don't get in nigger music or heavily produced pop.

programming porn games in scratch

>>212989196
Where do you live then
They're not exactly unknown here even out in the suburbs

>>212989239
Most of them are stolen

already on my third poo of today, not a fan

>>212989247
yeah? do post

>>212989203
done him

>>212989239
silence chud
you WILL listen to nothing but niggerslop and you WILL be happy

the yellow sideways fanny

>>212989199
mental how he's a 3 on the left and a 6 on the right
maybe I should self improve too

>>212989255
The nigger music? Goes without saying I reckon.

>>212989225
>“People have made comments such as, ‘I’d love to climb you’, or people have made a fetish out of my giant feet or my giant hands, but I’ve learned to embrace this,” she said. “Some people will want me to roleplay as a ‘giantess’ or talk about how they’d like me to be dominant, and other people will talk about wanting to be crushed under my feet.”

>40yo 80iq 7/10 virgin lass
>25yo 130iq 9/10 lass who's had sex with 20+ men
which are you choosing?

>>212989290
obviously the latter

we really do need more white boys making emo rock shit again rather than trying to be underground wigger rappers. game's gone

>>212989225
these types of skirts are too powerful and frankly need banning. I don't mean basic plaid skirts, I specifically mean ones where the hem sits high up the thigh like that.

>>212989314
Women don't even wear skirts any more, they just wear ugly leggings.

>>212989305
be honest
are you a woman?
are you a man with a cuck fetish?
have you ever had sex?

imagine thinking 20+ men at 25y/o is a big number for a modern woman

no one tell him

hungover cigs hit different but not in a good way

>>212989347
How many is accurate?

>>212989347
It's a lot unless being a slag is your lifestyle

>>212989252
brisbane
aren't they supposed to come by early in the morning or something? probably why i've never seen one

>>212989347
bigger than zero, which is the number it was being compared to
modern women are often slags and nobody has said any different

>>212989339
i get not wanting a gigaslag gf but having a huge amount of sexual anxiety over a womans past paints you as an insecure small dicked virge
would much rather an experienced woman tbqh

>>212989339
??
no
no
yes
why don't you fuck off

leftypol's dick falling off because he doesn't like to slut-shame

>>212989391
My ex had only been with one bloke briefly before me, I was a virgin prior to shagging her. I was shit at sex due to lack of experience, she was shit because she just fucking lay there and did nothing.

Only 63 days until Comfy Autumn.

>>212989391
>would much rather an experienced woman
come on

Grim how virginous /brit/ is on weekdays

>>212989339
I literally couldn't date the 40 year old 80 iq woman, we would have nothing to talk about
I'm a zoomer with a high iq

an average JAV actress has a smaller body count than an average westoid woman. mental

i don't plan on ever having a gf but i will say i have less respect for a woman who has shagged a lot of blokes

>>212989427
you only object to that because you're a virgin and would feel intimidated by a woman not also being one for some reason

>>212989425
t. Americanised mong
Only yanks like Autumn, it's the start of 6 months of misery here

In 2025, I'd date both. That's exactly what they're doing. I don't blame 'em. I mean hey, who says you can't have your cake and eat it too ;)

>>212989409
you know the difference is that one will basically worship you, while the other will treat you as a stepping stone, a notch on the bedpost

>>212989435
it wasn't a question intended for zoomers
shame your iq wasn't high enough to spot that

>>212989481
Why does Autumn make you miserable?

>>212989511
Pumpkin spice allergy

>>212989511
No sun, shit weather

>>212989483
if a woman is virgin at 40 she must be a massive loser

>>212989483
>one will basically worship you
rorke mate your 2/10 bucktoothed filipino gf only wants you for your sysadmin income she's tricking you

>>212989522
LOL, this is what I suspect.
>>212989526
Ohh.

>>212989472
i'm not a virgin
i've had sex with slags and normal women
one was fucking another guy within a few days, the other worshipped the ground i walked on
it was basically the two women i said in my original post
they were equally bad/good at sex, but one was really only good for sex

>>212989548
Such is life for the working class, are you a bricklayer mate?

>>212989561
no but i'm deffo "lower" class

>>212989548
>one was fucking another guy within a few days
should have just fucked her better then

>>212989481
Love autumn me. Makes me feel alive. The blacks and Hispanics start staying inside more during autumn into winter.

riddle me this - if EU membership was an affront to our sovereignty, what do we make of yanks having military bases in Britain where they operate outside our legal system?

once i shag a woman they can't go back to anyone else

>>212989548
god i wish i were you

>>212989588
Yeah I know you are. For us brain-havers we want a woman a bit more intelligent that we can engage with, they don't have to be 130 IQ+ but bright enough to be interesting.

>>212989605
>t. Teddy Bundy

Are the unemployed wasters sat in their bedrooms in the middle of a summer weekday talking about being top shaggers again are they?

>>212989604
special relationship i.e. we're the property of the US

>>212989186
dogshit

>>212989636
quarter to 8 on a winter's evening lad

>>212989641
love her arse, think I'll watch ruby till I fall asleep. ty bong

>>212989590
you think you're better than a random selection of 20 guys?
the odds of that are 20-1
20-1 that you're the best she's had
and if you're not, she's probably thinking about that one who was the best
i didn't care that she left me
slags are only good for sex, which i got

>>212989641
In your mind this dull YouTuber is your girlfriend

>>212989636
>i've had sex multiple times
>OH SO YOU'RE A TOP SHAGGER???
stop telling on yourself lad

>>212989664
the odds are 21 to 1

sex

>>212989700
not for you

at least are ruby is a virgin

>>212989691
Funny you thought I was talking about you. Insecure?

>>212989721
a lot more girls are virgins than people think

>>212989686
She's not dull. It's nice seeing a normal girl for once, instead of an oversexed slag or a wannabe onlyfans sket.

is she a virgin?

>>212989664
yeah it's 21-1
I wouldn't have brought it up, it's just that you mentioned it multiple times

Sardines and hot buttered toast down the quivering maw

>>212989746
good lad
love a bit of cracked pepper on it too

>>212989730
nothing about that monster is normal

What did you lads do with your physical degree? Mumberg was over at the weekend and said I should get a nice frame for it but feels a bit odd framing and hanging up my degree in my flat where I'll be the only one looking at it from day to day.

Half the world away

>>212989767
Why call her that? She's a nice girl.

Left: /brit/
Right: Sacked Tranny

>>212989723
who else could you possibly be referring to you silly bint

>>212989770
I have it in a folder with my A level and Gcse certificates

>>212989770
Got my forklift license hung up next to the front door

i have 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

>>212989789
owling lid

>>212989770
don't have one lol

>>212989803
please may I have some?

>>212989814
ha ha you must be a mong then ha ha

>>212989815
ok

>>212989770
Put it in your wood-panelled office, mine's between the bureau and the whisky cabinet

I've been lost I've been found but I don't feel down

>>212989829
thx mate luv u x

>>212989614
i fucked up with the one who really loved me
now i'm alone
you don't want that regret

my dog is 35 years old

>>212989770
no idea. might have thrown it away

>>212989853
right well first of all that's highly unlik-ACK

Activeee

middle class have
110 average iq
6/10 average looks

activeee is pronounced "activ-ih-ee"

But I don't feel down

every time i close my eyes im transported to blood gulch

really cannot be arsed to work anymore desu, ten years into my 'career' and I just want to be retired

>>212989823
yep

>>212989592
Yup.

just watch vtubers and pretend they're your girlfriend but don't think about the fact they're actually real people with real boyfriends who aren't you

>>212989909
Book a long weekend off and have some me time to relax yourself hun x

>>212989877
mental how they're another ethnic group within our ethnic group

mates rape trial starts today
poor lad

>>212989846
fuck off

>>212989932
wish me luck lad x

Little by little, the wheels of your life have slowly fallen off

>>212989927
Why would I do that when I already have a girlfriend? Seems unnecessary

>>212989931
>>212989877
fascinating

ruby grain's creamy virgin fanny

I also do not have a degree.

>>212989932
i hope justice is served

>>212989802
Based tradie

>>212989932
Who's he got trials with?

>>212989948
you don't need to, it's just for us incels

im too high IQ for IQ tests. cba with that shit

>>212989686
wrong I just wank to pictures of her bum sometimes

>>212989932
for a rape case to even make it to trial there has to be something pretty damning in evidence so he probably did it

>>212989955
din wot
beregnet?
fucking hell is this even english?

>>212989955
yeah, we can tell. you're firmly in midwit territory.

I am, once again, calling for National Socialism.

>>212989970
Don't make a post telling me to pretend vtubers are my girlfriend then

i don't believe in rape

>>212989968
Wycombe Wanderers

Rorke framing his BSc (Hons) in Games Design and Production from the University of Salford (2:2)

Feel like shit

can't do anything right

>>212989993
Nah you're alright

>>212990016
ktim want to kill myself but can't even do that

>>212990016
>>212990021
Cheer up lads, go for a walk and the world seems a lot nicer x

>>212989993
yeah go on then

Last days of Summer '25. Raaahh this time around has been a trip for sure.

>doesn't find anything
truly riveting show where rich old people poorly describe history and orgasm over a decomposed blob

>>212990039
Still got august to go and 1/3rd of july

>>212990043
didn't realise they had Jimmy Saville on

Imagine seething over fucking time team, deary me

Just lads being lads. If there's no pregnancy, then there's no rape.

>>212988970 (OP)
Yep, that's a white supremacist right there.

>>212989974
i remember when i was a kid there was a mensa iq test in the newspaper and you could send off and get the results or something
i was the smartie pants in the family so they sent it off and it came back and turns out i'm a massive genius
i actually believed it (i was about 13)
just have to send them money and you're in mensa
i remember the whole family laughing at the idea that they'd send money to get me into mensa
that might've been when i stopped trying

>>212990063
i love history me and i just wish there was a proper good history/archeology show

bet you liked scrapheap challenge

>>212990043
>plays a fool on a popular comedy show
>spends the rest of his life trying to establish himself as an intellectual
oh my days

>>212990043
why are nz posters so grumpy

>>212990063
One of my favorite shows tbf

sex isn't that good

Rorke going crazy up in his smelly childhood stuffy dirty plates closed curtains bedroom.

>>212990082
What's wrong with time team?

why is that picture which exposes liv schreiber as a nonce freak hash banned ?

>>212990083
don't you badmouth scrapheap challenge
I MEAN IT

>>212990089
a gull took their fush and chups bru

good of my neighbour to slam every door he interacts with so that i know his precise location at all times
very informative

>>212990115
farrrrr

who's rorke is that one of your mates? xx

>>212990127
he's done you

>>212990133
no rorke is my enemy

>>212990108
Give it a rest heatherpaedo

sex is only good if you're very horny or else it's a chore

>>212990106
annoying manlet gimp sniffling constantly and poorly describing the history. He's always hopping around and being a smarmy little cunt.

>>212990147
bizarre response

Rorke has ops at the garden centre he goes to with his mum

The Rightful King

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Abney-Hastings,_15th_Earl_of_Loudoun

>>212990150
low test

>>212990155
that's the best part

they didn't teach us maths at school they only taught us how to get a C in the maths GCSE exam

the worst crime on commit is sending racist abuse to footballers on the internet

>>212990196
maybe
also i'm afraid of accidentally raping

I love how the entire UK just seems riddled with absolutely vampiric cunts. Small business owners and farmers that love nothing more than greed in the pettiest of cases.

Never mind the big companies and multinationals.

It never gets called out either.

>>212989070
Scottish 'culture' like tartan and kilts was invented in the 19th century by fantasy novelist Walter Scott.

>>212990150
always think it must be weird experiencing the emotional whiplash post coom after actual sex with a woman there with you, rather than just being alone wanking when you can close the tabs

for the woman it must be like experiencing 2 completely different people: horny you and normal you after you coom

im doing a poo

That's Ofwat abolished then

>religion of "peace"
>allows child marriage
>mohammed married a 6 year old
>honour killing is a regular practice
>art and music are banned
hmm...

Rorke going to jail for 9 months and having his picture in the local paper after calling Bukayo Saka a black bantu bastard on X and forgetting to use his alt.

My willy is awful small.
Gfberg saw it for the first time last night.
Not impressed.

>>212990217
everyone knows this but fags like you still feel the need to bring it up constantly. It's like how everyone says 'vikings didn't have horns on their helmets' oh really? maybe an american would find that interesting

>>212990216
uk is a rentier shithole

>>212990216
Get over it frankly

>>212989481
Autumn is the worst. Just wet and rainy and messy. At least Winter has some redeeming features like frost and snow, but you're right it's just 6 months of shite.

>>212990235
get a black man booked to satisfy her

>>212990150
TRUE
and if you're not into it then your knob won't switch on
nightmare
been there, and she walked off, even after i offered to lick her out
needless to say i never invited her into my bed again

>Islam is the religion of peace
Nah what the fuck did the Quakers ever do?

Are there any other 'free' countries in the world that age check online porn like we will soon?

>>212990235
Mine is smaller BY FAR

>>212990150
alri womanlad

>>212990251
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses

>>212990260
america

I have a small willy and the gf loves it. Sometimes she gives me a handjob in bed and keeps playing with it after I cum whilst flicking her bean. She says it’s perfect and well made and just the right shape.

>>212990231
there's been times my neighbours been playing music when a music ban would've brought me peace
fucking abba on repeat

>>212990231
the quran doesn't prohibit music, a lot of the retarded shit comes from stupid people interpreting the purposefully vague book, much like the bible.

>>212990228
there was a lass (a biological one) in /britfeel/ who worked for Oftwat

dunno if she's lost her job now or what

But there's porn on tiktok, tumblr, twitter, bluesky, instagram, facebook, youtube, adverts for mobile games, everywhere. Kids are still gonna see all of that.
What a retarded law.

>>212990299
thanks for the clarification waheed

ALL I KNOW IS YOU CAN TAKE ME THERE
TAKE ME THERE
TAKE ME THERE
TAKE ME THERE
TAKE ME THERE

should’ve gone to gym at 10:30 im still on my sofa

>>212990309
Yeah not really "porn " though is it most of the time, just mildly suggestive stuff

timmy: >>212990278
cronem: *waggling*

>>212990272
i do enjoy it in a manly way but basically i need to quit the porn

>>212990239
I honestly didn't know it

feel like SHIT

>>212990326
ktim but 7:30

>>212990309
>he thinks the Tatchellite Paedocracy of Great Britain cares about the safety or wellbeing of children
ahaaaaa

>>212990333
Mate.
You're too fried of a coomer brain cannot tell what is porn.
Women shaking their minges is porn. Freak.

>>212990276
what are you on about this time

>>212990340
>>212990344
Her orgasms don’t lie she loves my little willy, cope on virgins x

most of the news now my brain can't even read the headline

>>212990299
>a lot of the retarded shit comes from stupid people interpreting the purposefully vague book,
Simply incorrect. A lot of the stupid shit comes from the hadiths, which are core religious texts for the majority of Muslims.

doing couch to 5k but I don't have a couch it's a futon that doubles as a bed

>>212990369
doubt u can get her to orgo from piv only hun x

might download grindr, get a few stis under my belt, then start looking for a real case of aids

>>212990374
you're not missing anything
when was the last time knowing the news helped you in some way?

>>212990399
Sofabed to 5k aha

>>212990401
I can quite easily actually x

i hate it when you guys talk about sex. Do you have nothing else rattling around in your little peanut minds? I curse the universe for putting me on the same planet as you retarded impulsive apes

>>212990423
What would you like to talk about

>>212990423
ktim

>>212990401
>that moment when a post is from either a slag whore woman or a virgin male
it happens so often it's becoming fun
like watching a series of people slip on the same patch of ice

>>212990423
only non-shaggers talk about sex a lot

New mechanical keyboard is on the way lads. A whole new world of gaming is about to open up for me!

>>212990423
let's talk about intellectual stuff. uhhhh... you start

having a day off exercising today because I'm knackered

have to take these random rest days these days now I'm in my 30s. My lifts don't suffer for it but it's still annoying. Might start pinning test like that pizza delivery bruce

>>212990423
sex is an essential part of the human condition if you don't get it you're literally not even human

Let's talk about the power of asking "How are you?"

It might sound like small talk, but when asked with genuine care and authenticity, this simple question can have a powerful impact.

Nigel faridge yapping about London non stop in his Westminster speech, nice to see he’s no different to any other fucking politician

>>212990216
For a population of 70 million+ you're guaranteed to get people like this. Uncommon and uncoordinated abuse can't be fixed, it just gets pushed back by people who care enough to report it

>>212990461
Get more sleep x

magalet: >>212990278
biden family: waggling

>>212990468
i'm shit and want to kms

>>212990469
WHY won't he speak about Middleofnowhere-upon-shit????

>>212990465
>you're literally not even human
I feel that way. We coud have a good thing going on if humans were less impulsive and vile. Sex really isn't that interesting yet people talk about it day in day out and base their little insignificant lives around it, trillion dollar industries built around it. Boring. Base. Vile. and its the same faggots who rattle on about the bible who post this trash

>>212990469
he should talk about Luton

biden family waggling their batons on facetime for timmy's gf

>>212990490
you're not wrong lad I've been trying to get by on 4-5 hours lately while maintaining the same volume and it's just not possible

I can't sleep on these summer nights though. When autumn / winter comes round I will be back to my usual 8 hours and all will be well.

My small but perfectly formed wilkins (which sees a LOT of use) seems to have caused quite a degree of consternation amongst the resident incels here! x

>>212990512
Maybe he should try to be mayor of london instead if that’s all he cares about

>>212990546
the biden family are fucking your gf in the white house while you're at work

>>212990546
How big is it?

poo screaming

on my third week of roiding, really think my knackers have officially shrunk now

on a live chat with car insurance people. Lovely way to spend the morning x

Reckon I'll travel to London and become Lord Mayor.

>>212988970 (OP)
she has a Slavic boyfriend

>>212990600
was it about the accident you had that wasn't your fault?
keep getting into those

>>212990600
worked for a car insurance company for 5 years me

what ye wanting to know

The 4.3 inch BWC

>>212990583
6 inches long on the dot and just under 6 inches in girth x

>>212990598
>>212990598
>>212990598

>>212990612
lil timmovich

>>212989061
they mog the "best" caucasian women at this point
it's hardly a contest anymore

>>212990622
how come a document that is dated from this month rejected for being issued last year?