Thread 212990598

Lady Jane Grey edition

normal people who have friends, gfs and have sex are junkies who are high all the time from the socialisation

I've spoken to women and the feeling it produces can only be described as mania. If norms had to go without their daily dose of endorphins 15 times a day every time they have a conversation or a kiss or hug or have sex they'd go mental (like me)

poo smells lmao

https://x.com/garyseconomics/status/1946842515732419054?t=PjukSh_6PCJqhTRmksZwGQ&s=19

spaincunt loves talking about cocks doesn't he
suppose it's guaranteed (You)s

Would you eat them

>>212990646
Rorke framing obvious truths as if he’s had some kind of divine revelation lmfao

>>212990652
monkeypox looking cunt

hello

thread theme
https://youtu.be/liW_k4q7Jlw

>>212990653
and your post is definitely starving him of the oxygen of attention

>>212990652
He know Mikey by chance?

Today’s most powerful teacher isn’t in the classroom — it’s the pornified content piped into their phones. Pornography offers boys a ready-made script for how to be a man: dominant, detached, and entitled to women’s bodies. Even if children haven’t watched it directly, they’re marinating in a world shaped by its expectations, it influences the music they listen to and the online games they play and now the AI companions programmed to simp and titillate them on demand. Porn has done more to reinforce the ugliest stereotypes than any tabloid or Disney princess could. It’s reshaped how we think about sex, power, and what men and women are for.

>>212990646
>I've spoken to women
alri mr top shagger

>>212990652
New GarysEconomics of a Monday morning? Oh, that's comfy.
*grabs blanket and flask of coffee*

I had an erection and I got rid of it ok don't need to go into how.

Omds fucking mong Nigel making comparisons to Argentina we are so finished

>>212990694
>that chatgpt dash

>>212990656
I would but I'm not convined the flavour scientists behind them can distinguish between "baked prawn" and any other prawn flavour or indeed between "melted cheese" and "cheese" flavour

obviously they can't market them as "prawn cheese flavour" because no one would buy that but still, these things bother me

here's your gf bro

>>212990681
Great post

buying gf

>>212990682
>>212990693
>>212990715

>>212990721
it's not chatgpt you mong
it's much better written than chatgpt

What is the difference between british and aussie girls?

i like men

Can’t tell if I’m eating Prawn Cocktail Skips or Bellend Skips

lust chokes your mind blind

>>212990646
Produces a feeling of bordem in me

>>212990770
need a wank now

>go to Japan
>een the Muslims there are rapists

>>212990773
Prawn. You'd never skip a bellend x

>>212990681
I doubt most normal people would concede they're high all day off socialising. To them it's the only thing they've ever known.

so when they see someone who is a husk of a man because he's utterly lacking in socialisation, they don't sympathise that he's going without the brain drugs they live off daily. Instead they just think he's a miserable prick.

>>212990787
ffs lad control yourself

>>212990769
omds chatgptmong meltie

>>212990809
https://unherd.com/newsroom/eliot-page-is-not-the-role-model-boys-need/

>>212990770
They live in sunshine and it gives them a positive and happiness completely unknown to us on our miserable wet chunk of rock

cor england looking good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpZ9YbHSMb8

>>212990770
idk never been to Australia. Looks nice though

This is a good look for Mr. Farage.

>>212990694
What about rap music?

>>212990825
absolutely done him

>>212990800
You’re framing it the wrong way because you have a victim mentality. It’s more like people who eat normally vs anorexics who starve themselves because they’re mentally ill. If you want and seek out human attention and you actually try you will get it.

>>212990865
was just saying this down sauna

Remember that batty woman who was obsessed with Richard III and then conveniently got a "feeling" he was under a particular car park in Leicester and bang there he was?

Like what was all that. He only reigned for 2 years, how can you be all bothered about him having a "bad reputation" centuries later?

>>212990825
>NOOOO IT CANT BE CHATGPT THEY PUT IT ON A WEBSITE
omds how fucking gullible are you mate

Might start a new BG3 playthrough, almost 2 years since it was released.

Maths and English to be phased out of the GCSE curriculum for boys in favour of Netflix' Adolescence lessons and male role model guidance sessions featuring video cameos from Gareth Southgate, Elliot Page and Eddie Suzy Izzard.

>it's got a hyphen so it must be chatgpt
zoomers are fucked in the head

>>212990881
Kek I remember she was like crying saying he never killed his nephews (he did) she had a kind of hot in a very mental way

>>212990881
Rorke seeing conspiracy theories in literally everything. It was already established as a possible site where his body might be and she had done a lot of independent research on her own.

Millennials can’t tell when something is AI same as how boomers can’t tell when something is photoshopped. It’s kind of adorable in a way.

>>212990886
Am playing it right now.
She's so fucking FIT lads.

rorke and leftypol sittin in a tree
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>>212990951
i can still just about tell

i flubbed up the gf

3 day ban cos one of you nonces reported me for accidentally posting a loaf of bread on /sp/

>>212990951
3/4 of /brit/ were adamant that the Muslim marriage thing was real

>>212990885
>I'm an actual mong
did you do a levels? any essay subjects?

>>212990958
Not been talking to Sofija today cansnonce?

>>212990912
Remember when teacherberg accused me of cheating because I put a footnote in my essay and "those small numbers only come from copy and pasting from wikipedia!" stupid fucking bitch.

>>212990912
Not the lad who has rattled you with his chatGPT accusation however it's an em dash he's talking about, not a hyphen.

While I appreciate people exist who use em dashes, it is commonly accepted these days that chatGPT overuses them and as such anyone continuing to go out of their way to uses them does so in the knowledge they'll be scrutinised for it (unfairly or otherwise).

The usage of the em dash is interchangeable with using brackets or separating out a part of a sentence between commas so one really does need to go out of their way to use an em dash. Also when you consider it isn't even on the keyboard so you'd need a hotkey set up or to manually enter it's ALT code. All this to say, if you don't want the ballache then don't use em dashes in 2025.

>>212990988
That literally is real Rorke. You’re just racist and thought Asian women couldn’t be attractive and your brain couldn’t handle it.

>>212991002
that uggo was miss great britain?

Four days

>>212990985
that jason's sourdough is good, I agree

I get the white one though

I never would but I can see why pakis fly tip. Bins take forever to come

>>212991002
Thought that was are holly from the thumbnail

>>212991015
Thanks ChatGPT

>>212991001
should have used proper referencing system, you twat

>>212990991
>blud talking as if A Levels are challenging or prove writing competency in any way
LMAO mate I have a degree in English literature, I know what I’m talking about

flobba dobba knobed

My Autumn/Winter fit. Thoughts?

>>212990988
It is real

>>212991059
Boring mate. You're boring.

>>212991036
just go to the tip and tip tip
not that hard is it

>>212991059
Get the £500 shirt on

Dame un grrrrrr

>>212991059
i thought dark academia fell out of fashion

dont really give a fuck if CHatGPT writes internet "news" articles when we've had uniLAD/Buzzfeed writing for the last 10-15 years

>>212991046
I did, tardmong.

>>212991025
>>212991061
Yh?

My gf got a really sweet thank you letter from a student... that I'm certain is ChatGPT.

I haven't said anything but fuck me

>>212991059
fire mate rate mine

china could build 10 NPPs with that money

>>212991108
Alri Morpheus, how's Neo? x

>>212991059
For me? It’s the Charles Tyrwhitt 3 for 50 quid deal. Savile Row quality at a fraction of the price you see, stitched in the finest Vietnamese slave labour factories. .

>>212991075
Yeah for sofas and shit but I mean just bin bags

>>212991115
Probably all boomers and nimbys fault

>>212991103
The Muslim marriage thing was real no idea what the other thing is

The 5 inch bwc needs serviced, ladies

you have to book your slot for my local tip on the council website these days but it's actually a fairly easy process.

Sometimes you get to hear the workers turning away a family who haven't booked, you love to see it.

>>212991108
Looking sharp.

>>212991108
>>212991059

You both had a fedora for a bit didn't you

Northern powerhouse rail

>>212991125
>Savile Row quality
Its not but theyre better than shirts you get in the highstreet. Some places dont even match the pattern up

>>212991124
he's one-derful

>>212991145
No if wasn't, clearly AI generated photos or just stolen from peoples social media.

>>212991145
No it wasnt

>>212991150
Me? I pay gypsies 20 quid to fly tip it 50 miles from my house whenever I need to do a clear out.

Just make sure you don’t include any letters or boxes with your address on and you’ll never get caught. They pick it all up from your drive and load it in their van as well for you, easy and no need to drive to the tip and sort everything.

>>212991150
despite the ease of it, you-know-whos will still elect to drive miles into the countryside and fly-tip.
leftypol cheering them on the entire way

>>212991162
No.
>>212991092
It's not Dark Academia, I didn't go to University. It's a vibe I'm calling "Comfy Approachable Lad you see down The Pub" vibe.

Here we are, then.

The /brit/ boys posting in the last week of 4chan. End times.

>>212991183
>clearly AI generated photos
>or maybe they were real
So what you're saying is you can't tell the difference.

>>212991125
>Charles Tyrwhitt

never thought a little tiny hyphen would set rorke off but there we are

just nutted to some wmaf porn

>>212991202
Wool trousers and a shirt is comfy and approachable?

>>212991228
it's actually a big hyphen

>>212991171
Yeah I bought an M&S shirt and my finger went through it like tissue paper when I buttoned it up. Then I went out in the rain and the raindrops drummed little holes in the fabric. Then I washed it and the whole thing just dissolved and there was nothing left when I opened the machine.

But the Tyrwhitts are just on another level. Those Vietnamese children really know what they’re doing, Charles picks them well.

got a wedding coming up and the only suit I have is one I bought 6 years ago which has been hung up in a cupboard at my dad's that entire time. I think it will fit but fear it might smell a bit musty or whatever

if I get a new suit how far in advance of the wedding will I need to go in to the shop in order that it's ready + tailored in time? Is the week before cutting it too fine?

>>212991208
use your fucking brain, some were AI generated, some were real, but the marriage CVs were all fake

>>212991183
>>212991193
The profiles are real I don't care if the photos are touched up

don't know what I'm doing with my life really
I have a career, a home, a girlfriend to be wife but it all just feels very hollow
there's really nothing better than just relaxing and mooching about either at home or on a beach somewhere with a drink in hand. The idea you slave away for 40-odd years just to fleetingly enjoy that feeling is incredibly hollow.

This muggy ass cloudy heat is just not cricket. Feels ten times worse than when it was sunny but dry last week.

>>212991234
It's clean, tidy and not too flashy. A safe pair of hands with a faint Tobacco and Vanilla scent that establishes in your mind: "This is Autumn and I am comfy".

at what age did you give up trying to shag? think i was about 23

Rorke falling to the ground and having a full blown seizure

>>212990652
Got some black blood in him somewhere this mong

>>212991291
default mode for the brain is depression, get used to it

Get a lot of my shirts from Guide London, Simon Carter, and Joe Brown.
Charles Tyrwhitt did a couple of nice Liberty print florals a while back which I own, but I don't care for their general country toff aesthetic.

>>212991302
What is your height and weight?

>>212991254
Just get it dry cleaned
a week before is too fine yes

>>212991201
I could sort of understand it if there were mountains of stuff to be disposed of and it was all massive items like pieces of furniture and shit like that.

But 99% of the time it's stuff you can load into your car and drive to the tip with no issue whatsoever. I don't know why people have such a problem doing this. The tip is free as well. We're literally talking about driving from A to B then moving items into a skip. It's not hard.

>>212991254
get yourself down primark lad, can get a suit for 100 quid there

>>212991052
>I have a 2:2 in English lit from Kingston
I did English lit A level (A*, of course) and have a masters in econ (RG first, of course)
now sybau

Kicked out for showing empathy and compassion for hungry children.

>>212991343
6'3" and 10.5st

>>212991362
fuck children

>>212991362
>Kicked out for putting peoples names on a letter without their consent

>>212991362
sod off

>>212991362
Nice kitchen that

>>212991370
eat a sandwich

>>212991291
my toilstein is approaching retirement and the other week he was telling me about all the 14 hour days he did 20 years ago and that he was taking home more money pre-2008 crash than now
Way to inadvertently signal to me that there is no point doing that now because that era of prosperity is never coming again and slaving away like that today can't match it lol

Nigel farage says people don’t leave their house to go food shopping anymore because they will be stabbed by a Muslim grooming gang

>>212991411
Why? I don't look too skinny and fat people aren't approachable.

>>212991379
um

chicken chudwich for lunch

>>212991429
you're underweight mate
18.4 bmi

>>212991429
you're skin and bones dressing like a grandpa won't help

Oh boy likkle rorkey poo isn't going to like this one

abra, abracadabra,
my brother is such a fat cunt

What?
What the fuck is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-4Foso24&ab_channel=GYPSYBKB

castle donington sex arse :3

feel pootoil part deux looming on the horizon a poostorm if you will

1984

>>212991457
that's not how that song goes

>>212991456
2 blokes?

need a bf to live out my cottagecore dream with

>>212991481
katey on cam

>>212991456
they're not just doctors and engineers, they're also entrepreneurs

>>212991473
Mental how Gaza has cannibalised any left wing talking points
Even the new independent alliance parliamentary group has Gaza colours for its logo lol

We take you LIVE inside the 5 star migrant hotel

>>212991460
>were all born and bred in Manchester
Doesnt sound like it though

rorke you are a targeted individual

>>212991473
because they are no doubt fronts for a hamas money laundering scheme

>>212991495
only darkies and out of touch boomers vote left nowadays

business idea: Paul Gascoigne cryptocurrency called Gazacoin

Leftypol sending a strong message to rorke

lowkey might start making my own clothes

>>212991529
>>19 killed as Bangladesh fighter jet crashes into school

>>212991362
no
it's because he lied about signatures on a petition he fabricated out of thin air

For the record Reform have now lost 11 (with 2 more approaching suspension) of their 600 or so councillors they won, which is about 2%.
If this is a litmus test of how they'd be in a general I am not impressed whatsoever.

upon reflection it would be funnier if it was called Gazcoin

pretend that's what I said before

>>212990646
fr imagine having every ounce of your body in skin to skin contact with a beautiful girl
how can these people ever be unhappy

>The Chengdu J-7 (Chinese: 歼-7; third generation export version J-7; NATO reporting name: Fishcan[1]) is a Chinese fighter aircraft. It is a license-built version of the Soviet Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21, and thus shares many similarities with that aircraft
lol

lowkey might buy a dildo off aliexpress and bounce on it a few hundred times until i shoot cum everywhere

>>212991537
What about neither?

I'm a lefty and that's my position

>>212991567
you get used to anything no matter how good it is. Even if you were having sex with ten beautiful models every day eventually you'd get bored of it such is the cruel reality of life.

>>212991546
fucked that up didn't you bradders

>>212991358
That’s great, I have a first in English from a RG uni, probably a better one than you because it’s in the top 5 most years.

>>212991598
doubt

>>212991597
Very chuddy opinions

watched one film from 2015 and another from 2010
why does 2010 feel like a lifetime ago but 2015 feels identical to today?

>>212991606
well looks like you won in that regard
still doesn't make the article AI written

does anyone know that traveller call out parody those lads did in their lounge? I think one lad had braces or something. Was funny as, I wanna watch it again

>>212991594
whatever you do don't select the eco-packaging and stand with your bumhole pushed up against the letter box so the postman slides it right in

they don't like that

>>212991634
Rorke silent

size of that cunt

>>212991638
*points the 2012 mong signal at the sky*

got a pass without honours in special educational needs, disability & inclusion and theology, philosophy & ethics from bishop grosseteste me

>>212991665
yjk

>>212991665
mentle

>>212991669
i thought it was 2016mong?

need to buy one of them fancy kitbags from north face or rab or summat

>>212991648
Of course not you gimp but you were the one going on about A Levels as if that makes someone qualified to judge

mouselegend and the horsecocks

How's your mental health? x

Worked out too hard at the gym and got the flu lads lel

mmhmm

guys I go on holiday in 2 weeks incase you were wondering what happened to all the funny posts

>>212991711
How’s the Latvian mate?

>>212991711
very bad but I get on with it (with wageslaving and paying my bills). Eventually I will kill myself but I have time yet between now and then

how about yourself?

>>212991706
because I thought you didn't have any A level

packed it in halfway through my session at gymtoil earlier because i just couldn't be arsed

>>212991722
>wogcamole
>wogziki

>>212991722
Garlic Bread?

>>212991724
>not /brit/posting on holiday and making all the lads stuck at home in their smelly bedrooms seethe
Amateur hour

>>212991729
Can't stop eating shite, can't seem to get a job, but have a gf, which is good in one way, but makes me feel guilty for the other stuff (She doesn't know I don't have a job aha x)

>>212991483
house looks nice on the surface
but spot that yellow burglar alarm above the open upstairs window
that's just the start
there's a flyer for kerahi takeaway on the doorstep
there's some cunt driving past blasting dubstep from his car stereo
and on and on
there's no escape
living in a house like that is like wearing he-man pajamas as an adult
you can't go back and you're mad to try

last time i went on holiday smartphones weren't invented

got to send the girl a funny reel to keep her interested

>>212991711
shit but the meds help. praise Pfizer

>>212991756
rorke eating kebabs but only remembering he's a racist when it comes to their delicious sauces

>>212991789
leftypol loves his wog sauce

>>212991722
Embarrassing

>>212991711
id say 8/10. a couple of life improvements could easily boost it to 9/10

>>212991722
I always eat veg sausages in a bbq
they're really good!

>>212991722
i already corrected this pic and it took me about ten minutes so every time you post that i'm posting this

just put on my green shirt

just tapped my phone in a specific sequence which has now resulted in a little biomassian on his way to my door with a lovely greggs

woof woof the cat is here

mmhmm

bread with a side dish of more bread

>>212991851
nonce

>>212991845
you shouldn't do that>>212991851

>>212991773
Yes unc

>>212991851
what inspired you to get into nonceposting?

feel really seized up today

ladas i think alcohol is evil even in small amounts

>>212991877
the equivalent of one shot of vodka a day will prolong your life

>>212991877
trvke, keep sucking it mongos

>>212991840
Lose weight you fat waste of space.

>>212991877
takbir

>>212991851
lil -5 built for Big Biden Cock

>>212991874
proteintoil for you me lad

>>212991851
lil -3 built for Big Biden Cock

>>212991889
used to think that particular leftypol argument was just a satirical parody but they actually do genuinely still say shit like that lmao. severely mentally unwell people

>>212991905
so, it happened again

been analysing the posting styles of both uglylad and stupidlad and I'm drawing damning conclusions that they could be the same poster

reading brexity books

and the latest from ugly and evil lad?

>>212991934
I can now reveal this is in fact true

need to get my life on track again

>>212991921
>haha he tried to say they have islamic rape gangs but it sounded like muslamic ray guns HAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHA RAY GUNS

>>212991851
Hey Ziedbelg is your mother sick right now?

You aren't posting as much as usual

>>212991950
how did you get so ugly and stupid uglystupidlad?

>>212991956
Even Ziedbelg has more of a life outside of this website than you. How does that feel?

>>212991889
>>212991955
You realize tzatziki is Greek and guacamole is Mexican, right?

>>212991961
>queer dance artist
they love those in palestine i bet

>>212991985
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

begging for a soying

>>212991956
his doing his finance work mate
what are you doing, you smelly incel loser?
get a life mate

>>212991988
Wogziki and wogcamole

>>212991851
Does old mate want grandchildren that much

>>212991988
don't care it's all foreign muck

this gen is right snoggered once osa kicks in

>>212991988
whoa i didn't think condiment knowledge could un-rape hundreds of thousands of girls but you somehow managed it

how long can you avoid taking any responsibility in your life before it's arsed to smithereens as they say

I've been to the blue lagoon in Iceland.

it was ok

I'm always impressed with the average tranny's commitment to the joke

got a home gym so I work out in my boxers and nothing else

>>212992048
prefer the one at glasgow central

>>212992024
Calm down it's just a simple question

wheres bulliedbumholelad

>>212992048
I went there with school in Year 11. Was good, I got a mud facial.

>>212992047
right up until your deathbed
just got to ask for forgiveness before you die and you're sorted

mental how I'm a white texan and eat guac most days but most of the lads here would call me a wog for that

I've been to the chilled section in Iceland

It was ok

love coming to this general of shaggers and top lads for some good whinging about minorities, trannies, women and whatever else. love the insanely retarded , pointless, aggressive arguments. love the schizophrenics rambling nonsense and the general evil incel atmosphere

>>212992076
wog

Go on the, tell us a joke x

Struck a nerve I guess

how the fuck are wojaks still a thing here

>>212992086
sybau spaki

>>212992086
all me *blushes*
:')

>>212992088
I'm texas german and so probably most aryan poster in /brit/

>>212992061
there's another one under the bridge as you turn left leaving central heading toward the four corners

never been in it though

>>212992111
weird larp

oof
big yikes

>>212992098
after a certain time of day, this place becomes a daycare for the cripplingly spasticated
those of us who stay are doing so out of service to our fellow man, babysitting these freaks so their parents can have a few hours peace

>>212992115
good for a sit-down meal but that bridge is grim and full of homeless camps

mental how I'm a white Indian and eat poo on toast most days but most of the lads here would call me a paki for that

>>212992133
not a larp, I'm a texas german and I eat guac almost daily

Mechanical keyboard arriving in the next hour. Soon all my /brit/ posts will be accompanied by a pleasant thwocky tapping sound.

>>212991840
Correct

>>212992163
grow up

>>212992159
John torode going haywire at this post

battered bumhole lad

>>212992183
>>212992183
>>212992183

>>212992174
screamnig

>>212992145
>daycare
FOY

>>212991474
he eats up,
he can't put em down,
his pack of fox's,
chocolate rounds

As a 100% texas german, I am the most aryan poster in this general

>>212992145
blud trying to act superior to the other unemployed gimps on here

>8 yours in five minutes
Ziedbelg's mom isn't doing well it seems

>>212992199
heh
looks like you replied too late
the new thread is up before your reply
i guess you lose

im