Thread 212994676

POLAND WON

Can't wait for my country to become a hyperfinancialised dystopia running on ponzis

>>212994676 (OP)
it looks like it's spitting fire in happiness *chum* *chum*

>>212994676 (OP)
Poland now needs to become a theocratic state run by John Paul II's descendants

>>212994676 (OP)
Lol imagine if Germany becomes dependent on Polish gas.

europe bros... we're so back..

if this is true we can close the russian gas pipeline scam. well you can. my country doesn't rely on russian gas.

>>212994744
>John Paul II's descendants
anon...

>>212994776
its gonna be too deep to be profitable or something like that
we've already found INFINITE GAS once before and nothing came out of that

>pig delta
lol

Polish millenium thank you God thank you Jesus.

>>212994676 (OP)
god loves poland

>>212994676 (OP)
Poland was always Russian. Russia will now rightfully restore its historical borders in Poland.

>>212994676 (OP)
>świnoujście
XD
it's right next to germany, wanna take a guess who will actually get to exploit this?

>>212994777
>he doesnt know
JP2GMD

>>212994840
>we've already found INFINITE GAS once before and nothing came out of that
Yeah but no one wanted to dig that deep in your bum

>>212995623
You post this shit few times a day to trigger us but you're kinda shit at it which is very pathetic because we get triggered easily.
You're a failure online too

>>212994676 (OP)
>it's only 20 million tones

that will literally last us like half a year

>huge amounts of minerals found in Sweden last year
>oil in Poland
We don't need to be independent on other countries anymore
Europe is rising

>>212995685
wow, you do get triggered easily
it's just joke, unclench

>>212994676 (OP)
Poland 2026

>>212995796
>unclench
You don't want that, I ate cabbage soup

>>212994676 (OP)
Sure it did.
>In the first quarter of 2025, the United States (50.7%) was the largest supplier of liquefied natural gas to the EU. It was followed by Russia (17.0%) and Qatar (10.8%). Compared with the first quarter of 2024, the share of Qatar increased by 1.7 pp.

>>212994676 (OP)
polebros i never doubted you

We've just had another Polish cosmonaut who's been into space and now this... Polebros we can't stop winning

>>212995951
Hope we completely stop using gas soon

>>212994676 (OP)
It should've been germany's

>>212996101
vpn off hans

>>212996101
and you should've been japanese

>>212994749
How did your turn your Polish flag sideways, kolego?

>>212996101
Agreed. They're high IQ, innovative and industrious people. Imagine the strides in petrochemical chemistry, extraction engineering, fossil fuel power generation and consumer goods production they would have made.

They would unironically make better use of it than Poland, who'd probably not exploit it at all or even if they did, waste it all on their useless people's domestic needs.

Germans should honestly replace everyone else on the planet

>>212995154
no, it's Świna, the river. Pig is Świnia and it would be świnio- then

>>212994676 (OP)
we will now get invaded by americans huh

>>212994840
actually confirmed that it's easy to get
for that other gas we didn't have tech or something, all of that noise only existed because it was election season

>>212996428
Reading up on WW2 and it hurts to read about all those extremely talented Germans being wasted on formulating retarded invasion and genocide plans. Europe got forever fucked after WW2 by having Germany ruined by war. Europe would've been exceptional today had it not fallen into NSDAP retardation and subsequent destruction.

>>212996618
czyli co, wychodzimy z EU, nie? xD

>>212994676 (OP)
a polish petrostate is probably the worst thing that could possible happen

>>212997027
no kurwa raczej, najpierw robimy armie, rozpierdalamy szwabików i wtedy z lekkim chujem możemy odtworzyć Rzeczpospolitą

>>212995766
based, europe always was, is and will always be the centre of the universe.

>>212994676 (OP)
Schweinemünde :((((

>>212996808
France and the UK would have sabotaged them anyway.

>>212997088
To Soviet jews in Israel for sure. The sneeding will sustain me for decades.
>>212997110
Rozpierdolić Niemcy można kiedykolwiek, a wyjść trzeba szybko.

>>212997088
Jews breathing air is one of the worst things that ever happened

>>212994716
welcome to the West

I keep watching these news about "massive reserves" found out of blue but they always seem like nothingburger

I recall one about lithium in cali too.
I think extraction firms pay journals to publish these pieces to inflate their stocks and get investment

>>212994676 (OP)
give it to germany

>>212994676 (OP)
NOOOOOO! There goes Norway's record exports. Time to turn the tables and for me to steal Polish cars and sell em back in Norway

>>212995489
The thousand year (Polish) reich

>>212994676 (OP)
Those are German territorial waters. Poland's true EEZ are the waters around the Gdynia (Gdingen) pier

>>212994676 (OP)
Poland just became ground zero for my country's next security action.

>>212995992
This is his hot, Polish-Thai-Chinese wife who is also an MP and a daughter of a millionaire btw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandra_Uzna%C5%84ska-Wi%C5%9Bniewska

Why the fuck are there so many poles in this board

>>212997770
ayy lmao

>>212997442
The issue is cost and upfront capital investment. Having trillions of tons of oil doesn't matter if it's so fucking deep and hard to extract that the eventual oil costs $200 a barrel.

Even if the extraction costs are low, the upfront capital costs are also killer. Sure the lithium you can mine might be 50% less expensive, but you need $20 billion and 5 years upfront to open up a mine before you see a single cent, so why invest in a new project?

There's plenty of countries with massive proven oil/gas or rare metals reserves that can't access them because of this.

>>212997840
Why, to bully stupid fat latin commies into suicide of course

>>212997547
mein führer

>>212994777
Checked and yeah......heretics cant into apostolic succession

>>212997585
dont worry, they will need norwegian expertice and ships to extract it. we been turning into that field for a few decades now, norwegian ships are doing offshore work all over the world. gulf of MEXICO, africa, australia... norwegian ships everywhere.

>>212997891
You won't laugh anymore when the latin crusaders restore 1914 borders for your cunt

>>212998051
LENGE LEVE DEN NORSKE HANDELSFLÅTE

>>212995650
Im sure you got enough air heads in the country to harvest energy......shit if hubris and being retarded were harvestable forms of energy US would already have bases in the alpha centuri solar system.

>>212996428
astaghfirullah bhai Germans aren't Muslim, they cannot be better than you

>>212997883
Well yes venezuela is a good example.
But i think the reason behind these articles and pieces propping up is just to attract investment.
Probably the cost of exteaction per oil ml is high and they want to inflate some investment by selling a petrostate that wont come to be

Lots of "natural" reserves that never come to be because they are low quality or need too much refinement
Same with canada and the underground reservoirs

>>212997770
Thats a good lookin piece of slant pussy. Cant blame him.

22 million tons of oil isn't that much, it'll barely last 2 years at full extraction at 250,000 bbl/yr

to all who it might concern
this whole deposit is around the size of Poland's annual consumption of oil and gas deposit is only around what Poland (alone) consumes per one QUARTER.

so a nothingburger basically, you can disperse (and stop asking us when we start paying back into the EU budget)

>>212998179
yeah, unfortunatelly, it's a nothing burger

Only the deep shale can really save us or uranium deposits we haven't prospected for yet. Uranium requires us to get rid of German control like Tusk and deep shale requires a lot of time until someone on the planet gradually learns how to tap it

>>212998179
and it'll go directly into the pocket of polish politicians

>>212997840
introvert nation in a boring country, no friends to meet outside, no culture of spending time other than sitting at home
same reason why there are so many scandis or russians here

>>212994676 (OP)
I bet a private foreign company can profit from that oil

who cares, Polish women will still prefer a 160 cm bald Indian delivery boy over a regular Polish guy, this nation is set to die out soon

>>212997152
it's full of German tourists anyway, so in the high season it feels like a German city

>>212998353
then wheres your polish gf delhijeet

>>212997088
Gas discovery in Poland has poor connotations in the minds of jewish people

>>212998411
kek

>>212998343
actually it does, it belongs to some canadian company, we only get 40% of it from taxes

>>212995766
>swedish minerals
Worthless. Pr stunt by mining corps to dig for new iron deposits. "Oh nooo guys look! There's some pesky iron in the way of our hecking wholesome renewability rocks!"
Norwegian oil corps tried pulling the same stunt recently as well. They took it one step further though and tried claiming they would be the first ones on earth to operate deep sea mining.
We have heaps of crude uranium just laying around as a byproduct of normal mining. No one wants it. There's no market cap for any of this shit. The US has the largest Lithium deposits in the world. They don't operate a single mine for it.

>>212998411
its oil not gas, we have gas they dont
i dont think we ever had them discovering gas there and if they did we wouldnt buy it since we have our own

Germans somehow aren't arsed to do it.
it's one consequence that they haven't made effort to negotiate about their ancestral lands.

>>212998594
>we have gas they dont
Germany gave it to you didn't they?

>>212998565
We're also *discovering* plenty of rare earth mineral rich areas that will be a nothingburger.
Doesn't help that all the greenfags are seething at any mention of starting it up

>>212997770
Polish Eurasianism petrostate futurism

>>212996808
> Nooo it's not all war's fault
It's the opposite, war accelerated technological progress. Without it, we might still be living with technology that's one or two decades behind. Jets, rockets, new materials, and other breakthroughs originated from them during wartime desperation and later fueled the technological arms race of the Cold War.

>>212994676 (OP)
It's time to do nothing about it.

>>212998594
>i dont think we ever had them discovering gas there
I completely agree, it was fabricated and turned out to be a nothingburger

>>212998594
there is gas in that deposit too

>>212996808
>Nooo it's all war's fault. In fact, war often accelerated technological progress. Without it, we might still be living with technology that's one or two decades behind. Dismissing these innovations as pointless is also a sign of ignorance. Jets, rockets, new materials, and other breakthroughs originated during wartime and later fueled the technological arms race of the Cold War.

>>212998594
There's tons of shale gas in Poland already.

>>212998678
they still owe us trillions of reparations btw

>>212998114
that barely exist anymore. anchor handling and supply ships does.
the worlds strongest tugs (classified as anchor handlers) are norwegian.

>>212998678
fun fact, if Germans hadn't started that retarded war, this oil deposit would be currently within the borders of Germany
play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>212998794
herr tusk has already forgiven them

>>212998678
This isn't the middle ages, you can't just buy millions of people like that.

>>212998682
no importing from there would be a pain in the ass and why would we. do they even have methane?
>>212998765
>>212998752
>>212998789
still not something worth importing all the way into the med they have closer customers

>>212998874
german man cannot speak for polish nation

>>212997840
we are white so we actually have the mental capacity to learn a foreign language unlike 99% of turdies

>>212998161
it's actually proven the reserves are easy to extract, the only question is quality of the oil, but even then it's not a big source so it's a nothing burger

>>212994676 (OP)
This gonna destroy ruzzia.

>>212998594
Most likely northern Poland and the coast is sitting on lakes of oil and natural gas. We've known about it since 2013. We knew about this deposit for sure since May it's just a massive single deposit which is surprising.
It's why Putin has to invade Ukraine. With Poland and Ukraine Europe is fed

>>212994676 (OP)
Congrats Poland.
Looking forward to the Polish century and its reconquista against the brown hordes of Germania.
First skycrapers, now this. You go Poland.

we need to apologize to hohols and lithuania

>>212998687
Your greens are in the right. There's a ton of money to be made in legacy ore like iron and aluminium. The REM market is all hype that's going to lead nowhere though. It's based on the assumption that REM's are going to replace oil and that the same resource scarcity is going to apply

>>212994676 (OP)
Now that Poland was fortunate, they finally can start contributing to the EU budget

>>212999466
---> >>212998219

>>212999498
oh well, I guess we'll have to continue funding Polish economy

>>212994749
>Lol imagine if Germany becomes dependent on Polish gas.
what's so bad about that? A million times better than being dependent on amerifats or ziggers

>>212999657
we will force you to eat bigos

>>212999657
If you think ziggers or americans are bad, you don't even want to know how evil we can get

>>212999694
>>212999723
Anons I grew up in Brandenburg, why are you acting like poles are some distant foreign entity to me lmfao

>>212996808
They've been lobotomized as a nation due to complete demographic ruin due to WWII, brian drain and the collective cuckold and NPC they've adopted over time out of guilt and imperialism.

I hope they rise again and exterminate all us inferior races

>>212998152
Why the fuck are you in Poland of all places, Paki/Indian bro? Germany is right there. Maybe they'll teach you to be a better, righteous and capable human

>>212999790
don't google where Auschwitz was located, it will change your perception of us, forever

>>212994676 (OP)
BASED
BASED
BASED

>>212999839
>Maybe they'll teach you to be a better, righteous and capable human
nahi hai you cannot be a righteous man without Islam in your heart

>>212998594
It's both

>>212999790
Poles in Germany, ESPECIALLY Poles in Berlin are not representative for all of Poles
the westernmost strip of Poland with polenmarkts isn't representative for all of Poland

>>212995489
>thank you God
Slava Bogu Perun.*

>>212999922
Lmao

This new deposit has enough to provide Poland's O&G consumption for a year

>>212994676 (OP)
tusk sprzeda niemcom za grosze i tyle z tego będzie

ZABIĆ TUSKA

>>212997770
głupia pizda jebana nieironicznie sub 100IQ

>>212996101
Truth.
>>212996428
Based Aryan.

Germany should also control the oil of Baku and the gas in the Caspian Sea.

>>212994676 (OP)
>>212994676 (OP)
They found it in May. Well confirmed it was a massive deposit in a good location. Not all oil is the same quality or as easy to get to. It's actually really good and in an easy position. The North Central part of Poland and the coast line is thought to be loaded. Right now it's like 22 million tons confirmed. they actually have a lot of now useable resources which is kind of funny considering the rest of Europe is so arrogant they missed it. There is places now minable for nuclear fuel, random deposits of coal that can now be used. Times change. Americans have been aware for months.

>>213002781
>It's actually really good and in an easy position.
well it's good that some Norwegian extraction company will have it easier after we do nothing with the deposit for 30 years before selling it for 5% of its value

>>212994676 (OP)
that's very cool, I can't wait to pay €5/l for E95 gasoline next year

>>213004200
you're not happy with euro adoption?

>>213004200
bulgaria has the yuro?

>>213004719
They will from January 2026.

>>213005507
right cuz it wasn't enough of a shithole already

>>212994676 (OP)
>look up the article
>it holds 22 million tonnes of crude oil
eh
>>212998179
it's even less than than

>>213005642
what is big in Europe is still small in America/Asia

such is life in this little Asian peninsula

>>213005720
and norway

>>212994676 (OP)
They'll finally get enough funding for The Witcher V and Cyberpunk 2

>>212994676 (OP)
The amounts found are miniscule btw. Less than 1% of one global year of gas and oil consumption.