Thread 212996005

cowdenbeath edition

Bollocksandr Usyk

comfy

Ayup lads. Posting at toil. Wahey!

We're all rorke's at heart

what if a fit woman sexually assaulted you?

Two more weeks until I drop dead from the vaxx

this has been the best day of /brit/ ever recorded

..yh..

190cm master race, creator of /brit/, would be so proud

fit girl at the club last night kept hiking her dress up to flash her tummy and thong to entice the tall in shape guy next to her
then they made out
me incel rotting in the corner

>>212996083
pale girls are so pretty, really HATE the tan meme.

Who's the most famous confirmed /brit/ poster? Jimmy Carr?

>>212996075
I'm Indian so no Sir I am not.

hard day's work today as i had to copy and paste 2 messages on how to fix something AND tell some guy to talk to someone else about his problem. it too much x

>>212996024
50-60 I'd say. These sorts of men don't make it to 80+ years old. The only men you see that old are those who either have wives or had wives who have now passed.

There's no way anyone is making it to 85 years old alone as a man. You'd punch your own ticket well before then.

>>212996083
>that goblina
>fit

>>212996117
That's a shame

>>212996117
cursed with a long life, me. i know it for a fact

>>212996113
dont think he posts here

alri lads

>>212996108
You never leave your bedroom anyway so why care? Just recolour the jpgs you fall in love with through Photoshop.

>You'd punch your own ticket well before then.
Ah yes the classic /brit/cel adopting 1960s dock worker parlance. Classic cringe this

>>212996108
low test

The dedicated cheese drawer

>>212996165
doubt it. loneliness is proven to take years off your life

>>212996194
Feel very uneasy watching this

>>212996198
im not lonely

mental that no woman will ever see my long, girthy, and shapely willard

>>212996211
then why are you butting into a conversation about lonely incels?

>>212996215
samer got quite an aesthetic cock
but attached to an incel ha x

might get a chinese in

>>212996234
i do what i like

I'm in my 30s now, never had a gf, never had mates etc, and my mind just mush now. I can't even fathom how much of a drooling mess I'd be at 50 or 60 years old. If there's nothing to keep your brain warm you can only decay further and further.

>>212996249
except have sex

>>212996215
got a boring average cock that looks small on camera
it not lush

Rorke got in with his cheap tickets

>>212996195
whats it like living in south afrikkka

>>212996113
not exactly confirmed, but reviewbrah almost certainly used to lurk or post here

>>212996278
STOP MOCKING THE HANDIDEM

>>212996260
i had sex 3 days ago

>>212996113
Diego Riveria
famous painter x

BLACKED Britannia

>>212996288
>reviewbrah
>jimmy carr
so only lanky unfuckable faggots then aye

Might buy a Sinclair C5

wish i were a woman lads

get me outta dis wack ass crystal prison

>>212996113
Poleaboo
Has his own Kiwi Farms thread

>>212996113
Craven isn't exactly famous but probably the highest status.

Warwick Davis fallen on hard times.

liam gallagher commemorative sex arse

do the cute little kitten dance!

Tony Soprano sex arse

>>212996352
>hard times
>wins in the end

>>212996334
>Kiwi Farms
Website ran by and for paedophiles and neo-nazis who want to make themselves feel powerful by bullying mentally ill people to suicide

gen x oasis fan biomass

>>212996401
lmao yeah. It's well funny on there

poo like nobodies watching

>pretty girl at toil lunch break asked me "what's my type" (referring to females)
>didn't know whether to describe her to a T or describe the opposite of her so she wouldn't be uncomfortable
>just gayly answered "it's all about the personality! haha!"

what's the correct answer to that question?

>>212996420
hope you get raped to death

mumberg extensively critiquing the prospective gf's choice of sneakers

BRING BACK CHEESE MOMENTS

>>212996449
just say you like big women or summat

https://x.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1947302843183927525
Hitchens bros...

>>212996449
>I'm hags ONLY

>>212996449
pale girls with dark hair who are a bit shy

that's the correct answer

>>212996449
look thoughtful, tear up slightly and say you're looking for a beautiful soul

>A Day In My Life In UK | As KFC Manager | Honest Work Vlog
>Uploaded 29 minutes ago
>5 views
The watch

The prophet Mohammad (PBUH) says trans rights!

>>212996449
go on /brit/ immediately and ask for advice

>>212996113
Jimmy Carr? I'd that why his jokes are tame now?

Bit odd living with a girl lads, week three now. Usually after toil I'd just do what I want, head to the pub for a drink, have a wank, go for a run, or whatever really, cook what I like for tea. All of it is not possible anymore.

>>212996481
ontologically vindicated once again. The woes of being a contemporary Cassandra—gifted with prophecy, doomed to be dismissed

Just had my contactless decline at the shops and instead of the cashier asking me to pop my pin in like a normal person just shouted "numbers?!" at me. Made a fucking arse out of me when I didn't understand him.

>>212996083
Can't rape the willing

>>212996524
Diego is Peter Hitchens of /brit/

>>212996543
u = DOPNE

>>212996481
FREE THE MANDEM

>>212996512
alri Shang Tsung

>>212996481
Starting to sound like Tim now.

>>212996534
is it worth it

>>212996348
I miss Craven, like he misses his dead dad lmao

>>212996540
is this illegal? i feels illlegal

>>212996534
why do you live with a girl?

>>212996555
what if you were tired or just wanked

>>212996503
Mousey girl

>>212996449
What you said is the correct answer, but you should have worded it "Someone with a great personality." That way if she liked you, and you were flirting with her, it would make her think she has that great personality you're attracted to

Source: I'm a legendary player, and almost any woman I talk to for more than 5 minutes falls in love with me

Nobody who posts here should be allowed within 10 miles of a woman or child

>>212996600
Why are these slags passing these objectively true statements back and forth?

>>212996348
>Craven isn't exactly famous but probably the highest status
lol Poley is far more famous than Craven in internet terms
It's not a positive lest anyone think I'm saying that

>>212996645
Women don't need a website to know they shouldn't be around you

sheikh is the most famous since he was in numerous papers and news articles

Why's Gary always got these zesty ahh thumbnails

>>212996600
>men gatekeeping watching wogs run around a field

>>212996646
fit girl at the club last night kept hiking her dress up to flash her tummy and thong to entice the tall in shape guy next to her
then they made out
me incel rotting in the corner

will griggs on fire
your defense is terrified

*wanks my cock*

>>212996672
Read the words nigga.

Often wonder about craven. Does he still post here without the trip? UTV is another one I think about often. Scary what happened to him

Here we go with the Garys Economics spam yet again. Ran for 12 hours last time. He is fucking obsessed with ADVERTISING the cunt.

>>212996676
Doesn't make sense and isn't true. Apply yourself next time.

looking at pictures of naked women

>>212996714
I heard fat cam got on the 'zempic

>>212996694
cos hes a massive bending grifter
why u think

glowies economics

>>212996401
not really though is it

>>212996543
mogged you out of the place didn't he

>>212996714
Get a life outside of 4chan.

>>212996694
hate his accent so much

Mental how Mehdi Hasan bodies those Nazi freaks
Also mental how Nazism has become mainstream and normal in the UK and US
Dark times...

*wanks your cock*

>>212996694
*sniffs* Itz cozada rich oo need to be taxed

*massive bender voice* Get a life outside of 4chan

>>212996449
you say a characteristic that she has but isnt extremely specific, then follow it with "of course if we gel together that's the main thing"

becoming more and more convinced gchq post here
>>212996765 this post in particular giving me those vibes

Girl at toil has a holiday vlog/Instagram, no doubt full of bikini pics. Wondering how I broach the subject to find out the name of it

>>212996734
It is tho. Can only summarise from this post you yourself are a nonce, nazi, or enjoy bullying the weak and mentally unstable into suicide.

>>212996694
Absolutely cannot stand people who've made tonnes of money doing something they then make more money out of by saying it is actually le bad and dedicate their lives to making it harder for anyone else to make money that way. Fuck up you cunt.

*hides in corner*

>>212996694
Ladder-pulling dickhead

>>212996790
corr spaff

I'm 37 years old and still don't understand the difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and the British Isles

>>212996796
GCHQ literally supports Nazism and the Israeli holocaust

>>212996805
no i just think thats a blatantly false characterisation dreamed up by insane trannies on twitter

*turns around, startled* did anyone else just see something scurry out of sight?

>>212996841
most intelligent brist poster

Why are there so many duplexes in the UK? If you live in one, can you tell me what your experience is like? Do you hear the neighbors any? Do you ever talk to them?

>>212996855
Cope on you ghoul

Bradleybait

>>212996841
you could literally google this question right now and have google's AI give you the answer

Did you know that the beatles used to wank off together in their downtime

FACT: I will never be a woman

*slithers out of the primordial ooze*
alri

>>212996913
but I really wish I were…

>>212996887
why don't you name a weak and mentally unstable person who was bullied into suicide by that forum?

rape-wanking my arse

>>212996933
>212996933
alri atheistio

>>212996881
can't hear the neighbours but they can hear it when I fart explosively which I use to discipline them

>>212996933
atheists be like alri grandad

>>212996936
Because I'm not a soulless evil freak like you

Two-tier Keir LOL!

currently bouncing my cock up and down on a piece of hair

>>212996933
get back in there scum

>the UK government spent over £1 trillion in 2024
yes leftypol I'm sure them spending even more is what we need

Reckon if I were a woman, first thing I'd do is head down to the local pub and find the most normal looking man to settle down with, get myself preggers then love on easy street the rest of my life.

omds blud

>>212996996
i accept your concession

>>212997007
state of Ireland

Let's go and wank our cocks lads! Maybe buy some cigs after?

>>212996913
What I see a beautiful woman whose choking to death trying to break out of her shell. You're gonna make it sweetie.

>>212997009
We spend about 8 trillion a year on nuclear weaponry & related maintenance
think what else that could spent on

>>212997012
You'd inevitably get bored

>>212997007
Fucking hell that is confusing

>>212997015
ex lives in Sandy
fuck you for reminding me of her

>>212997003
>banned from 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground'
don't know how you can ban somebody from doing this

Lotta money in this shit

>>212997047
Then I'll just divorce my now husband rake in the cash then go around shagging anyone I want

Guess who bought a flat in London last February (the market top) /brit/
haha what a silly cunt that person is

Where crodie at

There's people living in deepest darkest London who've never seen a white person, never learnt a word of English, only know Islam and that's it

>>212997058
crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground is a privilege you should use responsibly

>>212997015
How do you text the police by mistake

ummm

>>212996841
UK=All, including northern ireland
Great Britain=All except for N Ireland
British Isles, I think this depends but same as Great Britain
That's my understanding of it

>>212997096
and i'd still rather them for a neighbour than leftypol atheist blue haired weirdo

>>212997082
oh no you poor wretch owning a flat in london, poor you

Can't imagine any other group doing this apart from maybe slavs

writing a scathing report on the decline in mummy's home cuisine

have not had chicken goujons in over a week

>>212997084
the cronem are all in the gherkin

MPs should just be normal people

>>212997124
Thanks for confirming you are culturally anti-European.

>>212997051
It's really not

>>212997140
corrr i've not had chicken goujons in years

>>212997096
they post here, I've seen them

>>212997140
ktim

>>212997116
some cunt woman probably saved the number as mum or something

>>212997159
you mean anti atheist
yes i am
i am pro european (christian)

>>212997138
ah yes the kindhearted slavs

>>212997194
You smelly incel posting in the middle of the day. Go get a job. All incels need to get jobs. Then someone might shag yo fugly ahh.

>>212997194
Christianity is inherently anti-European
It's a Jewish religion from the Middle East
Atheism and Homosexuality were practiced in Europe long before your Jew cult spread it's barbaric plague to out lands

what's the difference between chicken goujons and chicken nuggets?

>>212997096
Are you one of those knobs who wants even more croo-ethnic (((integration)))?
We should want absolutely nothing to do with this people. Very good if they're self-segregating from the wider society. If only all ethnics self-segregated, then maybe the mixed-race population wouldn't be nearing 10%.

>>212997231
size and shape

have you heard i knew a kurd who did a turd?

>>212997194
I have nothing against traditionalism and conservatism but christianity has it's own problems

I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

>>212997239
like willies?

>>212997269
no

>>212997259
Just semitic religion things

I'm a 34 year old femboy

I’m very arachnophobic but crabs don’t bother me and crabs are just semiaquatic spiders with armor basically. Weird init

>>212997138

>>212997218
During the pre-Brexit years, slav women were going absolutely coco on brown dick
I'm glad they've stopped coming here

>>212997248
I knew a jew who did a poo

>>212997222
christanity is euroipean culture
we have nothing but that
>homosexuality
fuck off

>>212997231
Goujons are supposed to be just the chicken tender, a small piece of meat attached to the breast that is, as the name suggests, a much more tender cut of meat. The name is why Americans call goujons tenders / tendies.

But in reality commercial chicken goujons are just breast meat cut (or more likely ground up and shaped) into strips because its more affordable and the savages who buy them don't care.

can't even goon in this heat
goon AC 2026 project

>>212997295
Not really

>>212997262
You can be one if you want to

>>212997248
Lives next to a Turk who was a burk

uh oh stinky

jorkin my ghorkin

>>212997310
You are culturally Semitic. This is Europe. It's you who must fuck off.

>>212997222
Europe has never been broadly atheistic except in our Secular Jewish-dominated post modern world

The Irish story is one of fearless intermingling

When you look at the shareholders and directors of private companies on Companies House it's always 60+ year olds with hereditary titles and double-barrelled names.

>>212997381
Your story is one of severe autism

dangerous day to be a packet of crisps

>>212997395
Better than brownoids and shell companies

>>212997364
atheist homosexual
you are the opposite of european
blue haired freka

irish tonsil stones

Pan-Aryan National Socialism tbqh lads.

>>212997395
Broadly speaking this is simply untrue and you're probably not getting a representative sample among your biased searches

>>212997370
Atheism has always existed as a position within the spectrum of beliefs held naturally by humans, from Europe, to India, to the Amazon.
But it's only become mainstream after the Church lost it's chokehold on limiting free speech and suppressing certain areas of science.
Abrahamicism is entirely artificial, synthetic, foreign and Semitic.

>>212997381
unironically true though Irish people were the victim of racism by wasp society and saw how race was bullshit.

>>212997395
im a director and i dont have that

I WILL NEVER HAVE A GF

>>212997364
Europe has been Christian for 1500 years

>>212997461
They faced racism because they were, and are, fucking morons

>>212997370
do you think thats because most people had a comprehensive understanding of theology and concluded christian claims are true or that the church just had far more power than they do now so were able to exert a lot of influence and even intimidation?

>>212997498
christ wasnt even born 1500 years ago

>>212997434
You will never be European.
>>212997498
False.

as a christian I am open to the entire world, we are all god's children you see, so open up those borders my brothers

>>212997512
How is that false

how can i be homophobic? my bitch is gay

>>212997512
you will never be european
blue haired
wokeoid
atheistic
homosexual

The England team

>Walker (Jamaican)
>Rice (Irish)
>Maguire (Irish)
>Kane (Irish)
>Sterling (Jamaican)
>Phillips (Jamaican/Irish)
>Saka (Nigerian)
>Grealish (Irish)
>Bellingham (Jamaican/Irish)
>Sancho (Trinidadian)
>Rashford (Kittitian)
>Calvert Lewin (Jamaican/Irish)

>>212997458
Good post.

>>212997510
Neither

imagine choosing to align yourself with woke because you hate europeans that much

>>212997508
They faced racism because western society is inherently evil being founded on discrimination and inequality.

Christianity = Jewish malware for Whites!

>>212997461
>race is bullshit
Race is everything

oh yeah i definitely want to be part of the race who created transgenderism and ethnically themselves into extinction

>>212997572
Jewish nonsense

>>212997574
Yes its so malicious that Europe prospered and built the world under the cross

I pledge allegiance to heterosexuality

Yeah but you're a woke, aren't you?

>>212997535
Well Rorke?

what's wrong with having a double barrelled surname?

atheists be like
>noo the white man was wrong for being homophobic and wanting man to be with woman

>>212997538
The national socialist movement was not anti Christian
Hitler in Mein Kampf called Christianity the religion of love
The Wehrmacht went into battle with a belt buckle that read "Gott Mitt Uns" which means "god is with us"

god bless homosexuals

>>212997589
i wish we could send all the white people back to europe

>>212997605
Posh twat or black scum

commiemong should have stayed a communist because this nazi larp is even more pathetic

>>212997525
European Christianity just absorbed pagan customs and values
Most of Europe wasn't converted until much later than that, Balts only converted 400-500 years ago, the Sami, Mari, Ossetians never lost their Pagan religions
Indo-Europeans were pagan for millennia before that
Christianity is just a tiny blip on the radar that is already at an end in the civilised world now that we have science
>>212997533
Why do you hate Europeans?

The largest mixed-race group in England is Irish-Jamaican followed by Irish-Nigerian followed by Irish-Indian
How can this be? What goes on inside Irish people's heads to make them prone to mixing?

atheists go to pride parades and say "hhnnngg european culture"
>>212997644
why do you hate europeans? and all your ancestors for minimum 1,500 years

>>212997599
The Greeks and Romans built the world. Then Europeans got going again after the atheistic French revolution succeeded after 500 years of crusaders getting their shit pushed in by Muzzies

>>212997638
why is it posh?

im an atheist who doesnt like religion or benders.
europe doesn't need any of that shite. or foreigners for that matter

>>212997644
you say most of europe never converted then list a few handful of shitters on the periphery of the continent lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m56H4E5bZLk

choon

>>212997661
what the "enlightenment" is the beginning of the end, capitalism vs communism, "democracy", relativity of morals, mass (im)migration, supremecy of the individual (and the collorary the state as the accumulation of individuals) and so on

>>212997654
>all your ancestors for minimum 1,500 years
My grandparents were atheists, so no not all my ancestors believed your foreign Jewish fairy tale death cult lies.

>>212997633
t.5% native american

>>212997642
it's excessively boring he's been bothering on about it nonstop for weeks now
at least commiemong had the decency to let up on it every once in a while then come back with some shock and surprise
every day seeing this boring nazimong chatgpt drivel really makes it easy to tune out

>>212997720
grim af not even your ancestors were europeans
forrin muck

what will ind be like when all the bongs are banned from basket weaving forums in a few weeks?

>>212997713
And yet Europe was strongest in the 19th century when Christianity was increasingly marginalised. Curious

>>212997697
>you say most of europe never converted
Never said this. Learn to read.

Nobody ever took Christianity seriously. Lol. It's always been that thing people pretended to take seriously. A means to an end.

This especially applies to the elite and intelligent

>>212997746
>White people can't be atheists
Take your schizophrenia meds NOW

>>212997762
lol christanity wasn't marginalised in the 19th century
they were still building all the foundations to usurp christanity as the cultural rot and decay sets in
an empire doesnt crumble in a day

went to london and everybody knew you there

cute theater ticket ripper caught me going to see eddington for the 2nd time on a weekday
now she for sure knows im unemployed

>>212997750
don't know, I never post on /int/
most people here don't either

Revive mocking and scorning Irish people for their love of blacks

>>212997764
never converted by the time mentioned
all you listed were subhuman balts etc who are not important

>>212997762
You are historically illiterate

>>212997785
to be an atheist is to be non white
the only atheists in history are non white people such as buddhists

>>212997782
and do you see yourself as the elite? lol

I got one feel very happy that Christianity is a marginalised relic of history and the butt of jokes
I can't wait for all other religions to eventually die off too, especially Abrahamic ones

got no mates

>>212997832
the truth will never die
go wank to your ai overlord
>>212997834
catty/kathy no mates

>>212997825
Thank you for admitting you are retarded.

reminder that nazimong thinks ancient egypt was black

>>212997811
israeli bot

So since the sun has come out gfberg has propositioned me going to collect her from work and then finding a nice sunny beer garden for a monday pick me up drink of some sorts
Pretty good result that I feel

>Then Europeans got going again after the atheistic French revolution succeeded

world in 1700

gfstein has “jokingly” dmed paul mescal and the new superman actor begging for their attention

>>212997860
most literate atheist

this whole palestine business, not really on is it

>>212997852
>the truth will never die
If every science book was destroyed, we would eventually relearn all the lost information
If every Bible was destroyed, Christianity would never be created again
Because one is based in REALITY and the other is a mythological fairy story to control to control retards like you

These people successfully push whites to abandon their families

there’s something missing in white people. a lack of joy or something. white people are endless void that can never be satisfied. powerful but forever miserable

>>212997907
>what if the word of god wasn't actually the word of god
utterly retarded proposition
would be like saying
>what if the natural laws were changed
0 iq post

>>212997791
Historically illiterate fool

>>212997926
idk why anyone would want to be white. like ooh yeah i definitely want to be part of the race who created transgenderism and ethnically themselves into extinction

>>212997926
Nah

>>212997938
You are so retarded it's insane

just got dizzy all of a sudden
think the vax is taking me finally

>>212997878
VVGGHHH..... SOVL!!!!

>>212997926
nope that's called atheism
>>212997941
hs?
>>212997968
hs?

>>212997992
>>212997992

>>212997954
cuckold porn and genocide are the white mans favourite things. twisted beings

>>212997954
don't browns and blacks go on about how they've had trannies forever in their cultures

>>212997979
Give me a quick run down of the history of Christianity in 19th century Europe since you claim to be so knowledgeable

Liverpool Academy craves more Irish-Jamaican bodies

>>212998023
what u confused about? not exactly gona repeat a 1,000 page book on brit am i