Thread 213007482

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/asean/ is dying

sex with your sister

>>213007482 (OP)
>>213007650
>>213009207
>>213009016
pagi pogi pierogi

gm chuddies

>>213009539
>>213010729
GMS

hey, get up wagies !!! your bus to wagcucking comes in one hour sharp.

That's a man

its been raining here nonstop thoughalgo

LA NINAAAAAAA

>>213007650
>we have karina at home
95% there tho

sneed

wake up, sirs

are you going to rethink your decision to culturally enrich japan?

they might lynch you for being an indog

>>213009016
should have accepted the /v4/ annexation

>>213016435
Japanese are too quiet and meek to do anything, everyone knows that.

>>213016435
Better than getting paid like shit by a SEAmonkey entrepreneur retard.

>>213016487
they're quite and meek until they chimp out
then it's irl guro fest

>>213016516
I think they completely lost the ability to chimp out.

>it's raining again

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH POTANG INA HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPAIR THE ROOF AND ITS GUTTER

>>213016509
no it isn't
you don't know shit
they literally enslave you there with shitty working conditions because you're not a japanese national
worst of all, the yen has much smaller exchange values compared to the dollar or euro
might as well work in cambodia

>>213016580
its the resident retard
dont mind him

>>213016540
you don't know it because you're firstie and have forgotten about past treatments of the zainichi, but they routinely beat non-japanese workers over there
like slapping you, shouting baka yaro and all that like in beat takeshi movies
they're still like that, just not in tokyo, which prefer the "acting like you don't exist" treatment

>>213016580
why are the Japanese chudding out again? what did SEA immigrants do? what do the Japanese don't like about you
>>213016627
grim

Some fuckface parked right in front of my driveway, I swear I'm gonna fuck with that guy's car tires.

you'll do nothing beta

>>213016697
Yeah I can't, the fuckface zoomie is a relative of a congresswoman

>>213016435
Let every single Indog who sets foot in Japan be killed and we shall clap our hands

>>213016487
>>213016540
>>213016660
Shut the fuck up you worthless Korean faggot. You let that communist feminist faggot Lee Jae Myung win. You castrated leftist cuck faggot, your balls have been cut off by 4B

>>213007482 (OP)
How do I get a Thai wife
>>213013107
How do I get an Indonesian wife
>>213016578
How do I get a Pinay wife

>>213016578
my wall is leaking right now and most answers on the internet only applies to american houses fml..

>>213016627
Good

ahoj

I need to train myself to hate Asian women. ALL Asian women, don't ask why.

>>213017355
SOVL

>>213017097
how do i get an aussie wife?

...

ninaposting fell off

Goddamn, am im destined to be a monk?
>Talking to myself, its nice isnt if theres a pabbaja samanera enrollment happen in my country
>It literally happen next month
>Unconciously talk in a zoom meeting on dhamma class "abhidamma is too hard impossible a householder to hold its teaching"
>6 day later An abidhamma class is opened online .

WTF, its so scary. I wanna marry a slightly mentally ill chindo/thai/filipine girl la. I dont really wanna be a monk

>>213018025
context?

>>213018123
Sex Ms Golf

>>213018025
Troublemaker Upin Ipin crossover when?

Konnichiwa dude!
How would you rate your countrywomens tight and docileness?

BILLIONS of philipinos right now is drowning, starving, flood'ed and stuck in traffic AND you are here shitposting? what the hell is wrong with you?

>>213018432
They suffer so I could NEET

Is going to the pub manly

>>213018393
I'd say 9/10

Why God must put me in this cruel world? Please just end me

I can’t do this anymore. I knew I am mentally ill and I honest about my condition. But the doctor determined that I am not an emergency cases. I had to wait two fucking years for my case. Why? Why I must be born in this world? Just end me , please! Have mercy!

>>213018930
Focus on your strengths, you'll be fine

>>213018930
this, i wish my dad pulled out.

>Metro Manila instantly bounces back outside of the total shitholes like Tondo and Camanava
>Mega Manila peripheries will take at least a week to recover

>>213019106
I hate your dad

i had a kofi four hours ago

>>213018783
>Timor Leste will be included on all the jeet-made Asean dick comparison charts from now on
Fuck all of you for supporting their membership and especially you fucking Indogs, who looked at this turdass organisation and decided "yes, we really need another Laos/Cambodia shitting everything up"

>cramped 20 million population city bounces back bro!
jfc it's not rocket science

>>213019312
me too

>>213019340
>yes, we really need another Laos/Cambodia shitting everything up
We need a pro-China state to balance AU-US influence in this region

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fB-qQPJ__E&pp=0gcJCcwJAYcqIYzv

oh no no no

>>213019340
I'd much rather have them than Malondesh tb h

>>213018432
Bonjing Global City win fr. Local politicians either have no clue or don't have the will to build a proper sewage system. Another year of "Filipino Resilience" because those who wanted change drowned in piss water lmao.

>>213019409
>Timor-Leste
>Pro-China
They did us some favors and now we're converting them the QUAD side

>2 more low pressure area
bruh non stop raining since last week

>>213019851
>https://voca.ro/1kufVQEsRxPN

>>213019878
Lmao

>>213019953
he is enriching the culturel, he will be a future doctor

>>213019878
Fingolian, suuri. Manilan ja Pattayan kermantekijä

Flipbros, are you safe from the flooding?

I knew a filo from Manila whose house got absolutely wrecked every single year.

>>213018142
Sex khap

chuds

flip bros how do you respond without sounding mad

I think pre boobjob Azi Acosta owes me sex

>>213009016
The more annoying the normified flipmonkeys doing their thing, the more cancerous the thread is.

>resident tangalogs flooded their house and the thread just because of school suspensions
Interesting
>inb4 indirect Bisaya kneejerk reply

>>213020692
What movie that doesn't feature her in silicon?

>>213020159
need a bikini version

>>213020475
i would ironically buy a condo in pasay after the big one. still dont trust smdc, ayala land or megawide to build buildings that high

How much does pussy cost in rural Philippines?

>>213020911
Don't have sorry fren.

>>213020922
nothing, unless you count the cost of feeding the pussy that you`re creaming.

Public holiday gan.
https://youtu.be/gRAh-xxhLlc?si=oEJDgkWfd8jgKX_g

One week without /asean/, what did I miss?

>>213020983
A philipines 20yo neet runaway

>>213018783
why christian & buddhist nations
kills so much? I thought the body is sacred.

>>213020996
And nothing of value was lost because of a tryhard flipmonkey

>>213020938
Is this from personal experience? Is anal included?

>>213019340
Timor leste is unironically more stable than laos/cambodia

>>213021064
no one does anal outside of porn, u a virgin?

>>213020909
https://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/15915
Some 2022 and prior stuff, probably before she got famous

I do anals in real life because I'm trans btw

making thai red chicken curry with 2x organic free range eggs

>>213019340
I'd rather have Timor Leste or PNG go into ASEAN influence rather than Australia. Fuck timmies and their hobby to screw up SEA/Oceanian countries.

>>213021134
Aseans seem a bit more open to it, no I'm not a virgin
>>213021207
Are u cute? I'd fuck you

sorry I don't do huewaito pipo, smelly and too big.

>>213021238
>making thai red chicken curry with 2x organic free range eggs
post pic

All those murders and yet we keep on climbing up the ranking kek.

should thank transfolx to bring peace in Malaysia

>>213021297
We don't smell doe

papa anons it's time yet again for our daily exercise.

protip: mana potions (aka. Monster Energy drink) is best consumed 1 to 2 hours before monstrous exercise routine.

>>213021712
bonus backstory

white girl scent

>>213021460
>safer than Finland
fake news

>>213021775
Yeah I fucked up and posted the 2024 one.
https://www.visionofhumanity.org/maps/#/

>>213021102
also more democratic than basically everybody else in this region

the country is very open, stable, democratic, and not corrupt, but the people are just dumb so they remain poor

it's really blackpilling

>>213021806
>one step below Japan
who the fuck made this list?

yes you do smell funky in MRT. like a wet used mop + mold on the wall.

>>213021812
All asian democracy are fake democracy that disguise their real native way of governing
It's why all chinks have one party state, why all mainland austroasiatics are military juntas, why all maritime austronesians are family clan based oligarchies or straight up monarchies

>>213021992
well yeah but not timor leste, which is kind of my point
they're unique in that regard in this region
it's unthinkable for us to imagine a truly open and democratic society, we think it's a white people thing, but timor leste achieved that

>>213021909
:( not even the decency to (You) me

WoW !

This is going to be the biggest event this year for Indonesians.

>>213022054
Tsmt, timor leste is underrated frfr

is 4chan still kill

>>213022143
Eno bening kok ga diajak bang? Kan dia lulusan filsafat UI

*spreads my nordstink in this thread*

i have to sleep

>>213022054
Because psychologically timor leste works by melanesian tribal concensus which is more honest and closer to democracy compared to other system
Either way it's still not real democracy until now they just switch between old guard independence heroes repeatedly for leadership role

nnnn

well well well
who could've expected

>>213022977
follow-up to my previous posts
>>212994201
>>212994258

>>213022977
Ain't most of Japan pretty meh on Israel? I don't think they'll end up as devoted to the point of obsession with Israel's cause as the Americans are.

>>213020475
parasite ahh post

>>213018432
>>213019480
Puta how to do protect home from rushing flood due to fucking water dam release.
This shit is so fucking expensive.
https://www.dameasyph.com/products/flood-barrier
Any cheap alternatives?

>>213020475
not my problem, i live in highlands (300m abpove sea level) and only walk to work

>>213020475
>>213020917
I remember Megawide being shit, remember my friend's unit got flooded and Megawide didnt do shit or compensate him due to some shoddy work.
>>213023347
I want to move to New Clark City dunno if its a good idea as an early adopter but I heard its too hot during the summer. Any good places to actually live in that has good electricity, sewage, decent climate, not in volcano range, away from earthquake fault lines and npas?

>>213019340
Timor leste shouldn't even exist. I'll go and fight a filibustering for Indonesia there and return it to them for free because my spite knows no bounds. So will brunei. Small nations have no right to exist

>>213023694
>tf
>tp

>>213022629
I hope you dream about us

Its salary again this Friday I still have alot of money left... Tangina sahod nanaman diko pa nauubos pera ko!!!!

pa gcash ;)

>>213023970
Will you buy a new onahole with your salary?

pinay neet had a foreign bf
https://www.reddit.com/u/wrathrune/

Ill buy a VR headset instead, what headset should I buy?

>>213024306
VR sucks dont waste your money

Vr was a meme same as 3D thoughbeit

>>213024336
I just want to experience it. I bought a drone too lol and just used it a couple of times now I want to get rid of it already

>>213024364
Lol, you know whats gonna happen and you still wanna do it anyway

you guys should give me (You)s for no reason whatsoever

that certain bisaya would start chimping again tho

done making my half assed CV, it's time for nepotism babyyyy.

Mentally Ill monkey obsessed doe

Is writing a novel a profitable career?

>>213023694
shut up cinak

>>213024768
Let me touch you Penang sissy

>>213020917
>Pasay
All the good condos are in Makati CBD the rest of the condos are just chums for new money plebs that is made with every corner cutting tricks

>>213016660
Its always been like that, indogs naively think that japonese is their ally because of muh anime kulture and dressing doraemon with that stupid batik uniform for muh kultural representasun in the few decades back.
The thing is: east asia countries will always look down on southeast asia countries and that's how it works, cant fully blame them for having such perspective either. The problem being newer gen have always been ignorant about this dynamic and think that everyone in the world is kind to each other and then got upset when the reality kicked them straight to the face

>>213023436
New Clark might be a flop, developers might abandon it and you'll be left with a ghost town, don't do it yet. Unless you personally know the developers then there's no point.

>>213025806
What do you recommend, buy a house and lot pre-built, or buy land and talk to contractors about building a house. Considering I have infinite budget, I don't really know what I want in terms of features and design lol. I'll be happy if it's made with high quality materials.

>>213025816
Rape of Jakarta 2041

>>213025819
>Might be a flop
It's already a flop if my sources are correct, moving out of Metro Manila is already career suicide unless you get top tier leisure places like in Baguio and Tagaytay
t. Engineer that knows a lot of property managers through my org

>>213025924
I also hate negotiating and constantly talking to contractors so I prefer buying pre-built but worried if it's made with low quality materials.

>>213025806
Where can I find a condo without a balcony preferably near a casino?

>>213025816
>japonese is their ally
They are doe

>>213025936
I figured as much, since there's no beaches, high paying foreign companies and the dumbass foreigners that own it "wAnT tO wOrK bY tHe BeAcH". I've been seeing job postings on Dumaguete in my industry at least, so I guess that's where all the leisure-work tards are gathering.

>>213021553
delicious

>>213025816
Japan is a culture that is be appreciated and enjoyed far away in its pure idylic form, to make lowly seamonkey n-words participate in japan will only ruin japan

>>213025924
It depends wheter you have "aristocratic fuck you money" or "respected executive fuck you money"
For the former go full custom and pick from any ultra-exclusive village here and go do consulting work in multiple places
For the latter you'd rather go to a decent village suited for the people in your household, frequent flyers will always take property near NAIA while the rest would try be near to the CBD and BGC as much as possible

I have malaysia fatigue

>>213026396
Shut up weebs

>>213026265
Any SEA that still in Commonwealth are a cuck

Oh no being wealthy is so cucked just be like the Philippines sovereign but poor as fuck

why does indonesia breed so much compared to malaysia

why are thaimonks have shit taste on woman?

>>213026797
are you blind?

>>213026797
shes very creamable

>>213022143
Filsuf chindo mana?

>>213026817
i have better taste

Dick too hard yo ass is cold we gon fuck around and warm yo ass bae

i haven't showered due to the monsoons but every time i pull my shorts it smells like vinegar and wet cardboard down there

stinky ahh

I'm thinking about getting a dermapen to cutemaxx. Am I really trans?

Magtrabaho na kayo hahahah

>>213027239
Is this true?

>>213027612
huh
are you a big guy or is your currency just that thin and small?
looks like it has the dimensions of Monopoly money

>>213022143
Kok ngga ada yg cw apakah ini metup gay?

>>213026055
Ayala faggotry midterm don't have balcony don't know bout higher end like alveo. There's solaire in North edsa aka vertis North where squatter houses got burnt down by our Jewish ayala masters

thanks allah
thanks soeharto

SOON
O
O
N

>>213028488
I thought Vietnam had already passed us?

The Aura Farm kid looks dead inside

this game is ass

>>213028395
Aight, thanks man. It's for my gamblefag stepdad he wants to move to a condo while our house gets renovated but I'm scared he'll do a mission impossible stuntwhen he loses his bets if there's a balcony. I hope they have vacancies in the lower floors tho.

>>213027612
>200 USD

My allowance during my national service was greater, but that's a good start.

>>213028174
They transitioned from Paper Currency to superior plastic currency

most the teen girl waggies here look so scared of me. am i really that ugly?

>>213028542
who?

>>213028488
Thanks Duterte!

>>213028922
Even without Diggydog Philippines could never catch up with Indonesia due to your country being a manufacturing powerhouse. AI was still coming to wreck the BPO industry.

belakangan ini suka beli nasi goreng chinese di deket rumah wangi angciu sama seneng liatin cici cici imut

mau dong punya pacar chindo

MAU DONG PUNYA PACAR CHINDO AAA

ngimpi lu jawir

Dulu sempet punya pacar chindo orang kudus, sayangnya ane masih rajin solat jadi ga sampe ngewe terus putus soalnya beda tujuan

GOBLOK GOBLOK GOBLOK GOBLOK AAA PENGEN PUNYA PACAR CHINDO LAGIIII

all i need in life is a middle-eastern girl with a big fat ass
she can fix me

What's a chindo?

>>213029601
Kayak lu pernah solat aje

how do you say o algo in your native tongue?
here we say o ano/o kuwan or something o algo

Sekarang sih ane udah ga pernah solat lagi

Ridho deh ane murtad kalo bisa dapet pacar chindo,
Daripada pacaran ama pribumi idih nauzubilloh jijik

WTF VMX now have their own squid games

wtf code?

>>213029778
>What's a chindo?
A race where the woman is a goddess and the man is another elliot rodger

cari duit yg banyak insyaallah dapat istri chindo

^tsmt
Chindo PIK pun bisa asal lu kaya

Aamin ya rabbal alamin, doain ya bang

Kalo BTC bisa tembus 400k insyaallah ane tunang cewe chindo

elliot rodger was mlei thoughalgo

ya allah
kim ji won satu
amin

>32 years old
you like hags eh?

This year I'm 37 btw

>>213030489
i'm 34

ref do something

haha uncs every single one of you!

me too...

I'm 33

For me it's hajiwon.

>>213030628
Stop hogging all the rain you heartless pinoy
It's fucking dry down here

I'm more of a Twice guy myself

>>213030679
secret garden fan?

>>213030713
YES YES AND YES

>47 years old
what is wrong with you people?

I still remember using myspace in uni

>>213030628
Manila will be sinking faster than Jakarta lmfao

Where can I watch jujutsu kaisen season 2?

Mending produk lokal, pipis nya ga bau say. Bulek bau ih jorok

>>213030628
When philipine eventually be erased from the map like tuvalu thanks to global warming?

Where will all pinoy emigrate to??
ASEAN country answer only

this nigga name bongbong

>>213030954
Malaysia is full, thanks for asking.

>>213030954
probably malaysia
realistically local politicans would pit us against each other or leave most to die while the rest will swim or be saved by an ngo to malaysia.

i went to cybercafe just to change my friendster theme and song

>>213027300
>>213027381
kek

>>213031093
>went to cybercafe
damn reminds me of DOTA or CS competition usually held by the biggest internet cafe near my home

you dont have internet cafes anymore?

as far as i know every internet cafe changed into PS rental or printer shop here

no need for internet cafe coz everyone's having cheap chinese android nowadays

>>213031208
i played battlefield 1942 and gta vice cities

and also read kisah dewasa

>>213025816
Damn even indogs are looking down to indogs. Being looked down is our natural state of being.

>>213031309
>battlefield 1942
My graphic card wasn't good enough to play it back then
But suprisingly it was good enough to play Morrowind on the lowest setting.

I'm an ASEAN man and I:
- Use whitening products
- View women with skin color darker than me as subhuman
- Hate my own fellow countrymen
- Drink kratingdaeng every time I need to drive more than 6 hours
- Hate chink ethnics in my own country but secretly fapped to their women
- Browse instagram/xitter more than 8 hours a day searching for jailbait photos

>>213031442
i played fps and open world at cc bcos my pc couldnt handle them. i think, maybe pentium 3 ? i only played fifa, red alert 2 and zoo tycoon on my pc

>>213031610
nothing wrong here

/asean/ is racist, especially indonesian posters

being racist is part of our culture
pls respect

I'm an ASEAN man and I:
-watched my aunts and cousins marry and have children with white men
-was raised to believe that white men are the superior partners for my women
-browse pornhub/xvideos more than 8 hours a day

>>213031610
>>213031759
i do none of these though

fun time

>>213031894
You guys had battle realms LAN back then?

>>213031894
SOVL
does the game have brothel or did my mind play trick on me?

>>213032029
I always thought the peasant houses were brothels

did /v4/ break up with us

>>213032055
If I remember correctly the one that spawned geisha.

>>213032029
Geisha house I guess.
>>213031973
yeah alongside warcraft

>>213032200
can't forget about Red Alert 2

chuddy chud chuds

>You are being rate limited
>What happened?
>The owner of this website (desuarchive.org) has banned you temporarily from accessing this website.

>>213031448
who's the queen in the middle

>>213031894
you're in your 40s if you know this game.
Ctrl on trees and Attack increases Yin fast

What would you do with RM10k in your hand, anon?
>get married
>buy a life-sized human doll https://youtu.be/vw0lrRUYK5Y?si=zOVr1E-QkQ_97qY5
I'll buy a doll instead.

the tinnitus got worse

>>213033817
lool you reminded me
I got it in like 2022 and I was lowkey depressed for a week or two then got over it and now I forget about for months on end

that's actually the sound of the angel's bell, proclaiming the departure is nigh

dead

this could be us

thanks bruddas

similar song like this? not the lyric but the airy sound
https://youtu.be/DaRVI56Ep2c?si=A0-rU5dzTgDLZbg3

>>213034566
>Zero tariff from Phillipines
>19% tariff from USA
kek.

>>213034566
kek that's fucked up

master dribbler gym coach anons it's time yet again to practice grabbing and handling and dribbling round things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBTNokNq_fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZklaVrgH1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4_v-WCibc0