Thread 213009851

What's Luigi gonna do?

>>213009851 (OP)
Whats with the blatant disrespect Germans have for Italians?

>>213009934
Look what happened the last time they were in an alliance.

>>213009934
Nothing personal

>>213009851 (OP)
wtf is his problem literally hop over the barrier and put your tent there

>>213010619
But the terrain is uneven there

>>213009851 (OP)
those camps were actually Polish btw

>>213010619
ze ground ist uneven there, kein gut spot fur ze stoffhausen

>>213009995
Yeah, I remember...

>>213010647
lel

>>213009934
just get over it

>>213009851 (OP)
>Fuck it I'm on vacation

>>213009995
NATO?

>>213011246
yes

>>213009934
One less Sardinian brown goblina, such a pity

>>213009851 (OP)
They don't do that in Germany

that german guy in the Ford shitbox is called Mohammed Al Hartz visiting his maroc family in southern Italy

german tourists / boomers really dont drive small shit cars like that

>be me driving home from work today
>on pic rel small forest road with 70 km/h speed limit but locals drive closer to 90 km/h
>get stuck behind volkswagen camper van with like 10 bicycles strapped behind it
>can just see the german license plate through the bicycles
>he is driving in the middle of the road at 50 km/h
>he seems scared of the edges
>i signal to him that i want to overtake his slow scared bitch ass and he starts moving to the right to give me space
>i accelerate and start passing
>when i am alongside him he starts moving into the middle of the road again and we are only centimeters from touching
>i complete the overtake in pic rel exact location
>he spends the next 30 seconds flashing his lights at me as he slowly disappears in my rear mirrors

i would support leaving the EU if it keeps out german and dutch tourists that are scared of driving close to trees
im tired of you niggas
you make my summer worse
why the fuck are you even coming here, you have more real nature than us, our nature is fake and only serves to produce wood for IKEA™

>>213011556
>Herrrr das ist ein zainichi moroccan herrrr

>>213011592
this is a one way lane sven!!

>>213011739
is overtaking on a one way lane prohibited in GERMANY?

>>213011848
its a damn thin one way lane
sweden has enough land, just make the roads a bit wider for safety and smooth driving

>>213011930
look at the population density there
that road probably sees 1 car per hour passing by

>>213010647
kek

>>213010647
Good one

>>213009934
This lizard looking bitch should be executed.

>>213011332
kill yourself

>>213011739
no it isnt
>>213011930
its wide enough that 2 timber trucks can pass by each other
skill issue inironically
driving on wide autobahns doesn't make you learn the dimensions of your car as it moves through time and space

just admit its an ant trail

>>213010647
lel

>>213009851 (OP)
I'm going to listen, that's what nobody does

>>213009851 (OP)
that looks like a VERY badly disguised radar trap

>>213012248
more than enough room for 2 cars

>go to bed
>wake up
>God is there and condemns you to eternal Hell

>>213012383
you can clearly see that 2 large cars would have to go over the side lanes to cross each other at a safe distance

>>213012447
SKILL
ISSUE

>>213012383
your only justifying those narrow roads
we have better roads between cornfields
>here is your skill issue

>>213009851 (OP)
I once had an italian infront of me om the leftlane who was going 100 km/h on a a completely unobstructed highway with no one in the right lane, so I consider this rightful retribution.

>>213012462
I understand that Swedes are well trained and responsible drivers but it doesn't change the fact that the road is not wide enough to allow 2 large cars to pass by at a comfortable distance without crossing the lines

>>213009851 (OP)
>>213010423
>>213011103
Are germshits the new anglo tourists?

>>213012722
greekscum too poor for holiday
KEK

>>213012502
wide roads makes people drive faster and more carelessly
that is the science
you will be safer on swedish roads like that than any road in germany

>>213012559
do you get sentenced to life in prison if you put your wheels on the painted lines? do polish cars explode if your tyres touch a little grass?

here is your "narrow" road bro
lmao

me and the mailman have been driving past each other at a combined speed of close to 200 km/h for years on this road and never had a problem
if you cant tell your wide your car is then you shouldnt be driving simple as

>>213011332
Kill yourself but slowly and agonizingly

>>213012758
shut the fuck up those roads are terrible and you know it

>>213012825
drive into a tree cuckholmer

>>213012756
Iam a poorfag and so I went to germany like a rapefugee hobo with a backpack from village to village to town on foot. Guess what everyone was smilling at me. Must have been cause I looked like a rapefugee and so they felt good to be around me

Her NAME was Gaia Costa

innocent cute sardinians
YEAH KILLEM!

>>213009934
>r/fuckcars

>>213009851 (OP)
How do you get any sleep that close to the road? It just takes one Mario not paying attention to the road and splat.

>>213009934
Hustler mindset ngl
Fuck poor "people"
That shitalian wasn't european anyway

>>213009851 (OP)
In German this is called Italienische Straßenrandseitenstreifautokampen

>>213014546
She looks like orange voldemort. If thats what "people" look to you then I got bad news for you.

>>213012502
In NEW ZEALAND slow drivers and people in camper vans pull over to let other people past
Why do you not do this in GERMANY?

>>213010647
heh

>>213009851 (OP)
you cant get more german than this. its also why i dont mind german tourists because they never leave the road, i get the wilderness totallt germ free. even their so called overlanders with big offroad rigs are dead scared of leaving the tarmac here.

>>213011592
>70 km/h speed limit but locals drive closer to 90 km/h
never happends in sweden, just say 90 speed limit but locals drive 70. you are pathetic slow drivers.

>>213009851 (OP)
not as impressive as the last time

>>213015963
Wait, what? I thought Germans loved to frolic in the wilderness.