Thread 213012621

Bad psych edition

stupid sexy general public

got 'ndigestion

heather melty in progress I repeat heather melty in progress

in theory I hate betasquad but in practice... dem niggas funny

might pop on a film

you're dealing with a bad psych

>>213012642
zip it squibby head

>>213012646
take some 'smol

Irish history

>>213012621 (OP)
down to fuck intersexual canadian

Need to do a sex act with Emma Watson that involves her pooing on me.

mental how neil gaiman turned out to be a sexual deviant rapist
just doesn't look the type

'Far right' protests in chud central Diss who elected a fucking Green Party mp at the last election

Sir Quickwank Beforebed

Big fat fucking bums late subedish

>>213012718
sniff that

>>213012698
Absolute shagger. So jealous

>>213012706
>mental how neil gaiman turned out to be a sexual deviant rapist
this happened in new zealand, we do this in new zealand

logging in to work x

>>213012664
Ktim af i know it’s younger zoomer slop but i still watch it
We all need a guilty pleasure i suppose

>>213012708
*to the tune of mr sandman*
um um um um um um um um um um um um um

cave your skull in against the wall heathermong you absolute cretin

>>213012698
neoliberal teeth

>>213012698
She has neoliberal teeth

>>213012718
Looks like it smells of cheese

white girls' pink soles

>>213012664
dont like the fat one or the loud one

>>213012748
whose your favourite? Wallahi mine is chunks
said good good good
said yeah yeah yeah

>>213012706
Ok Walt

>>213012698
Horsefaced post-wall hag
Best Timmy culd do

bounced the gfs head off the wall again

the cronem are melting down irish diaspora iron brains to make steel for the gherkin

He's here..

>>213012755
mad how this is how he spends the final few days of his life

encouraged the cat again

>>213012706
>jewish queer activist turns out to be a sex pest
shocking

>>213012766
That’s just your smeg mate

>>213012811
New Harry Potter cast looking rough.

>>213012822
is he dying?

>>213012733
*feverishly books tickets to new zealand*

The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get

>>213012807
scromitting

>>213012849
gonna top himself when ofcom takes away his only refuge and hobby init

>>213012854
*rapes you upon arrival*
not how you thought it would go eh cuzzy

yours eternally

how long before the posthumous allegations drop

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

>>213012783
either aj or chunkz
thought filly was chill before he turned out to be a massive rapist

Holy fuck duudddde I'm writing on a banana peel I should stop doing this or I'll get in trouble

>>213012862
I'd hate to be certain people I know...

maybe the real pure satire was the friends we made along the way

anyone remember toaster Steve? Watched the livestream back in the day was quite mental

>>213012882
i'd rim his world iykyk

>>213012882
didn't know he was suspect
surprised george rr martin hasn't incurred any

Sir Eddie Suzy Izzard

I wish this general had less mentally ill race fetish posters
What happened to the good old fashioned virgin freaks

had a bad day and just want to see poo dog webm

Poor little freak has nothing to give to the world, other than spamming his lunatic fetish to try and wind a few people up

>>213012930
Don’t have a cow man

Liverpool FC Academy craves more Irish-Jamaican bodies

>>213012964
Gypsy whore

England manager Sarina Wiegman says her players decided to stop taking the knee before matches because the impact of the anti-racism gesture is "not good enough".

The Lionesses will not take the knee before their Euro 2025 semi-final against Italy on Tuesday after defender Jess Carter revealed she has been targeted with racist abuse on social media throughout the tournament.

On Sunday, England's players said they would stop taking the knee as it was "clear we and football need to find another way to tackle racism".

"Taking the knee, that's not enough. We have done that for a while. The impact is not good enough, it's not as big as we think," Wiegman told BBC Sport's Dan Roan on Monday.

>>213012925
How does George "The RR" Martin know so many details about sex that one would only know by actually having sex? Things you can't just read in a book, or by watching porn, but by actually having sex yourself? Unless he's really that good of a writer that he can simply picture real sex in his mind's third eye.

dammit Vince McMahon just cheated Steve Austin out of the WWF title

since we found out the likely root of ziedy's illness, ie walking in on his mum and some wog when he was a kid, do you reckon heathermong was nonced by some irish fella?

>>213012984
This isn’t 1806 man not every ambiguously brown person is gypsy

>>213012965
why do so many spongeheads have double barrel names

ethnic fusion lyfe

stop talking about black people ffs
y'all are crazy

Gave up language learningtoil today, fuck me why can't it be easy, I don't want to be an English only speaker

>>213012986
how about they take some penalties instead lol

>>213013019
Are they dwarves

>>213012998
what sort of things?
i'm an incel you see

tfw still hungry but I ate a chicken katsu rice bowl, a bean burrito, a portion of chips, an apple, mixed vege, two portions of risotto

>>213013018
Their single mums want their surnames added with the absent father's surname

>>213012698
I mean you can do that but why would you want your picture in a nationwide newspaper

>>213013028
>y'all
first of all, get on the boat
second, it is a single poster spamming the pictures (he is a homo nutcase)

you know what fuck everything

>>213013049
why are you always here, even when the other antipodeans aren't?

>>213012926
That's now Dr. Eddie Suzy Izzard to you

>>213013082
oh my days

Irish men want spongeheaded kids so bad

black people

>>213013087
Wish I had a physical bradders folder

In the 1990s, people were making fun of Monica Lewinsky for being the 'slut' to seduce President Clinton (it was Clinton's infidelity that was the issue, not his abuse of power) so people hadn't really developed the vocabulary to identify problematic power dynamics even in the most progressive of mainstream Western circles.

*hypnotizes you*

>>213013086
I usually wouldn't be posting right now. I just stayed up all night due to diabetes making me pee

>>213013129
O'Connors weakness

>>213013060
You don't do that in Germany?

find these tiktoks comfy kino

>>213013133
What's stopping you

me if I had a medal for each time I triggered this sad bastard into a meltdown

Evening team. Finally got two days off toil. I'm super tired tonight though so won't be doing much.

>>213013160
Tyrone's spunk receptacle

>>213013137
Paragraphs like this are what happens when you teach a 90 IQ woman too many words

>>213013183
No printer

>>213013137
>even in the most progressive of mainstream Western circles.

Which would they be?

having a think, might think some more thoughts later

>>213013178
They found this inside O'Murphy's skull

>>213013185
>Evening
practically midnight you daft cunt

>>213013129
in moss side they celebrate this club where irish diaspora women went to get shagged by black blokes in 70s/80s
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/arts-culture-news/the-reno-moss-side-manchester-13791905

literal spongehead factory

>>213013194
heatherboi posting this when he actually wants it to be him

What kind of post is this
This is a yank post
What kind of post is this
This is a scran post
What kind of post is this
This is a Bradley post
What kind of post is this
This is a slag post

Having a pre mixed can of Jack Daniels and Cherry Coca Cola team

>>213013203
Your local library probably has a printing service

>>213013048
Sorry, just have real sex in your mind's third eye

>>213013234
how lush it?

>>213013234
drunken vocaroo later?

>>213013237
the local library has made it very clear that my custom is no longer welcome

>>213013220
Always watch this, always laugh

heathersissy taking a small boat full of cronem for 'satire'

Been getting lots of compliments at toil for my banter skills.

I wish the average american could riff like xavier renegade angel

>>213013254
Dare I ask why

>>213013250
It 4 x lush

>>213013253
Probably not. I honestly can't be arsed doing anything tonight. I'll probably go to bed relatively soon

>>213013260
You hold a gun to their heads while you were asking about your banter skills?

test

>>213013082
lol

wonder what EW's vagina looks like

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwg7UFpxlvQ

>>213013317
like a penis

>>213013317
probably like a cock

got a job interview this week

>>213013224
mmhmm, those young, iron-brained Mollies giving themselves to cronem killahs and goons

>>213013354
tyrone de'quavius taking you from the back
mickey o'connell taking you from the front

Someone in here posted an example of a ‘good’ vaginoplasty, not as bad as I thought but still get a stomach churning biological response. Doesn’t look like a vagina at all, just sort of like a gaping butthole where ones genitals would be, exposed mucous membrane and all that

haha yeah black penis

>>213013340
Good luck mate, you'll smash it

leftypol being oh so quiet

rorke with the big time sensuality

>>213013389
thanks, shitting myself though

>>213013354
Irish pussy and Jamaican dick FUSION
The Reno club needs a blue plaque

>>213013388
this obsession with groids is so inorganic

>>213013451
you doing the job of five mollies all by yourself x

there's a retard at work who's had kids with a zimbabwean and he's named them african names
he says it amuses him because now there's these "white kids" in norfolk with names like Chipwewe and Mazumbo
hadn't occured to me before that racemixers are blind to how woggish their offspring are

It's un-canny how this ameriCAN cauldn't riff like a renegade angel. I con be his Xavier (savior) if he just had (had) eurhope. Anglo and behold, B-Hole.

*CAW CAW CAW CAW*

Sri Lankan Tiffany with Matt her Irish boyfriend and servant

>>213013453
It is a single spamming autistic homosexual man

He is confined to a wheelchair, and has no life outside of this thread. When it ends in 4 days, so will he. So be kind.

>>213013494
>When it ends in 4 days
What's happening team?

>>213013474
Lol omds
Is his surname Murphy?

>>213013479
lel

>>213013512
Do not respond to me again, freak.

>>213013224
Lmfao I forgot about that place oh my days imagine being Irish

Being into trannies is kind of like being into spicy foods when you think about it. Do you want to feel pain and create this massive distraction on top of what you're eating? Just workshopping this.

>>213013234
>team
who is this team?

l hear some lrish diaspora spend hours posting about black men fucking white women

>>213013530
I'm not a freak. I'm a certified shagger you imbecile

would you shag shamima begum

>>213013487
>>213013516
>>213013552
heatherhoney working all the skinny yardie goons x

in the night I will eat
if it's real then it bleeds

>>213013550
>after a long day off work

>>213013549
We are a team at /Brit/

>>213013566
only if she hadn't given consent

>>213013566
Probably

>>213013538
it's called porn desensitisation
same thing that happened to this nonce spamming about black men

>>213013474
rorke and his white son

>>213012621 (OP)
do the compulsion to end the ruminating yay!
do the compulsion to stop the intrusive thoughts yaaaaayyyy!

the lads

just realised in phantom menace those blue cannonballs are probably pearls because they live underwater

>>213013621
His son looks hapa or Mexican

>>213013650
Umm, did I give you permission to say this?

>>213013650
blimey

A kidnap gang dumped a celebrity barber at a railway station after mistaking him for a cryptocurrency billionaire.
Quentin Cepeljac, 21, who cuts the hair of several Belgian football stars, was tricked into travelling from Belgium to London by the thieves.

Cepeljac had been befriended on TikTok and Instagram by Davina Raaymakers, 20, who is also Belgian. After he told her that he was a successful cryptocurrency dealer, she invited him to spend a weekend with her at a tenth-floor luxury flat in central London.

The gang, who included Raaymaker’s boyfriend Adlan Haji, were under the impression that Cepeljac was a cryptocurrency billionaire. After taking his passport, phone and embossed Louis Vuitton wallet, they demanded he transfer them £500,000 from his crypto account.

Cepeljac replied: “I don’t have that kind of money”. Haji, 28, said: “Are you kidding me?”

The kidnappers reduced their demand to £50,000, before settling for £2,000 from Cepeljac’s current account after learning that he only held £6.71 in crypto. They forced him to call a friend in Belgium to ask for more money. The friend called Belgian police, who contacted Scotland Yard.

sand...l hate sand

Brit posters on discord thoroughly impressed at my knowledge of anglo slang, but fucking MIFFED that they don't say "peng" anymore apparently all they say nowadays is "leng".

"Leng"? "Leng"? "Leng"? "Leng hing"? "Pure leng"? The fuck is that? Mockery of pure tradition like x

>>213013666
alri george poocus

>>213012699
'Thrown together'–or searched each other out?

>wrestler suffers a career ending injury
>crowd laughs
why are people so evil?

>I get banned within 5m of making a light-hearted jab to some early thread poster
>cuck spammers are allowed to continue for hours
>they come back the moment I am banned
Fourth time at least this has happened too lol. It should be pretty obvious by now that all the spam on /int/ (and probably the other boards) is coordinated by the 4chan staff themselves.

>>213013687
dat leng ting

>>213013474
>Mazumbo Winterbottom
>Chipwewe Wood
Tbh his missus probably has a higher IQ than he does

>>213013739
ouch right in the infinity stones

not to sound dtfi but I like when she says team, it's friendly and make me not want to be mean to her

>>213013751
She stole Timmies genes to climb the social ladder

>>213013679
>The Metropolitan Police’s Flying Squad was waiting for Cepeljac at the station. He led officers back to the flat in Shepherd’s Bush, which had been forensically cleaned with bleach. They established that the flat was an Airbnb rental and used phone data to track down the kidnappers who had booked it.

LMAO

>The defendants, who are all unemployed and from around London, admitted blackmail and will be sentenced later. Recorder Nicola Shannon said they would face long jail terms.

lol

>>213013761
wow. she's gorgeous

>>213013761
you will not post this again

>>213013739
Speaking of desensitization earlier in the thread, have you even been reading the thread? Do you need to get banned? Without a doubt there's desensitization to violence and ludicrous sex nowadays, they were right about that. But also way back for most of human history, we were slaughtering animals in person, killing people, wanking at the sheriff's office and so on. So maybe we all need to find God somehow

>>213013781
those criminals are downies

>>213013833
LOCK THEM ALL UP AT ONCE, says leftypol

The neurodivergents will inherit the earth

>>213013833
You guys named a city after the "eeping" meme?

>>213013487
Irishmen date low-caste Indian women

Saw a reddit thread about crispr taking out the down syndrome dream (<--- leaving this in I meant gene) and the couple people who expressed doubts about stopping down syndrome all got downvoted to hell and people were chastising them for insane reasons. Down syndrome should exist, they don't seem very unhappy to me.

>>213013833
Life imprisonment is too good for em
Death penalty for this disgusting shit

>>213013419
me with an army of me

shhh
mare is sleep...

>>213013875
lefties want a genetic slave cast when they are eventually forced to stop importing third worlders

look up 'CRISPR as art'

>>213013892
ooooh she done yappin now she nappin!! x

cant wait for the refugees to start rolling again
coming soon to a city near you
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1753123469449768.webm

>>213013892
MODS

>>213013913
It's really sickening. Haven't thought about it for more than 30 seconds but I'm sickened by that kind of thing.

>>213013921
you are the saddest gayest freak i have ever seen

your mum will be glad when you finally follow through

The targets should be the inside out organs on birth genes and maybe certain payload levels of mental illness risk genes (maybe)

ponies
>BANNED
literal beheading webm
>ok yeah that's fine haha x

>>213013967
proof that we already live in hell

>>213013967
Head didn't come off though so not a beheading

>>213013967
The site is a security state honeypot pal. It should be of no surprise anymore.

>>213013990
you should beheading off home aha

>>213014001
what do the security agencies have against the ponies

>>213013967
wasnt posted now was it

>>213014013
It's fun that they hate. That and, more importantly, productive discussion.

>>213013916
is this from the bedouin/druze beef or something else?
I presume it's Bedouin on Druze.

>>213014013
Not allowed for reasons of national security

irish tonsil stones

What happens to trans girls if the fascists/nazis take power?
Should trans people prepare to flee the country if Farage wins the election?

anyone fancy having a discussion on international culture x

It is better to have people permanently angry, hopped up on adrenaline and prolactin, arguing over nonsense than potentially organising against the state.

The naivety of some to think that COINTELPRO somehow missed 4chan.

It's mental how painfully obvious it is that muslims cannot live with anyone other than themselves (and often not even then) yet many pretend that isn't the case.

1/4 of the human population.
Christ almighty.

>>213014073
You joke but trannies really think like this

>>213014038
yeah. meant to link this >>>/pol/510984925

>>213014090
you sound insane

If all virgin incel freaks got their prostate milked regularly by state appointment nurses they would all stop caring about politics and being nazis

>>213014073
surgerussy redistribution for incels

>>213014116
You sound like a low-IQ propagandist.

Her Molly mum took cronem pipe

>>213013875
>they don't seem very unhappy to me
Hard to say. I mean they are human so they will have times they are unhappy.

>>213014166
Matt is her Irish slave

I’ll be honest with you lads; this is not the highest quality /brit/ thread I’ve ever seen.

do you find his autism endearing or annoying?

>OpenAI announces ChatGPT Agent, "a toolbox of agentic skills to complete tasks for you using its own computer"

>You can now ask ChatGPT to handle requests like “look at my calendar and brief me on upcoming client meetings based on recent news,” “plan and buy ingredients to make Japanese breakfast for four,” and “analyze three competitors and create a slide deck.” ChatGPT will intelligently navigate websites, filter results, prompt you to log in securely when needed, run code, conduct analysis, and even deliver editable slideshows and spreadsheets that summarize its findings.

jesus christ make it STOP

irish earwax LOL

>>213013833
Why is "Again" in quotes?

>>213014188
nonexistent

>>213014142
whats the light blue flag

>>213014188
He should be tied down and cut into tiny 1*1 cm cubes, one cube at a time, one cube per hour, continuously, starting with his feet and cauterising the wounds as the appear so as to torture him to death in the most horrific, longest, and most painful way possible. Also it should be televised.

>>213014073
Same thing as last time we get exterminated. There were trans people in Germany before WW2 and they were some of the first people murdered by the regime.
I don't think there's any place to flee. Like the extent of my plans for escape are to move to a blue state because if things get bad enough that the US Government and the UK government are coming after you there's nothing you can do. its unfortunate and it makes me want to scream but at the end of the day we can't do anything but accept the will of the state.

>>213014206
this is fine
go get a real hobby

>>213014236
Someone CLEARLY can't afford a Tesla

Need to put my willy in Emma Watson’s under parts.

>>213014188
Some autism is evil, there are evil manipulative and invasive nerds and there's substantial polygenic crossover between ASD and psychopathy. But usually it's not evil at all, it's just rude and callous sometimes.

>>213014303
my little squibby

>>213014233
Saint Lucia

Shag my arse.

ever notice how bjork looks like karl pilkington?

>>213014303
ktim as a race horse

>>213014304
just shut up you gullible retard

Got Sgt. Peppers on the record player

>>213014389
the beatles are shit though

https://youtu.be/Qw0bebAzsYc


Got the old Sleep Token on again haven't I lads. Have avoided them for a few weeks as it was ruining my algorithm

>>213014399
*shrugs* I like them.

29% of white people have a partial mono brow (hair across the entire browbone, but thinner in the centre)
4% of white people have a complete monobrow (the hair doesn't substantially thin in the centre, is the same thickness throughout)
Now how many people do you know who walk around publicly with a monobrow? Zero probably.
1 in 3 people wakes up every day and shaves or plucks their monobrow. Yet nobody dare talk about it. Nobody dares break the taboo.
Truly it is an oppressed class, and you can't even talk about this oppression yet without being mocked.

>>213014188
l hope he dies painfully and publically

>>213014423
you're still supposed to pluck and trim your eyebrows even without a monobrow

>>213014236
>>213014434
why do you hate him so much
he's trying to make us an interplanetary species

>>213014455
leftypol is weirdly hateful in a bizarre sexual kind of way

>>213014475
Indeed. Just take a look at the Trump baby baloon + scat fantasy stuff.

nigga want to dice up elon

Force Warwick Davis to eat the Elon cubes too

>>213014451
>supposed
Says who? I have a preference for plucking my monobrow but i'm not sure how you came to the conclusion that you are supposed to for any reason than fashion/vanity.

>>213014451
I just kind of tug at my eyebrows lightly every week or so, and basically do it until I stop getting hairs out. They're still thick but not in like a Borat way

me being a better Pokemon trainer starts today. I have it all set for an early night so I can wake up early tomorrow and get started with my plan to be more powerful and respected!

>>213014512
now THAT I can vote for

Vaporeon looking VERY sexual

fondling my willard

would you eat american pasta?

My mouth can handle extremely spicy foods
My tummy and anus however cannot
Such a dilemma...

>>213014576
yh

>>213014576
Looks quite nice but there's probably all sorts of chemicals in it ey

>>213014576
i hate americans and everything they've ever done

>>213014576
ai slop

Very 4am music time

https://youtu.be/6RrFOULt7oI

https://youtu.be/8XOsqlm1uxQ

>>213014619
even 4chan

>>213014585
i can handle your mouth, tummy and anus ;-)

>>213014389
good lad

Just did a massive sneeze
Honestly my sneezes are so fucking loud and powerful it's like firing a 50 calibre bullet from both my nostrils
Reckon I could even break my neck sneezing one day
Anyone else have this issue?

smuggling a poo in my bum

Got Minamata disease ffs

rorke turning off his mind, relaxing, and floating downstream

leftypol keeping an eye on the world going by his window

>>213014664
mercury poisoning, japan :O

>>213014559
I think theres a lot mor eto life than sex (still want a gf). I know im not a cuck

>>213014468
>>213014468
>>213014468

Every waking moment I am in extreme physical agony and the doctors don't know why and don't care to help me