Thread 213012924

Do Americans not feel... silly?

>>213012924 (OP)
they do

>>213012924 (OP)
Yes Americans should cram themselves in cuck cars and bug apartments to make space for importing gorillion niggers and browns like your ice laden shithole

Yea I would feel silly driving that thing on the road

>>213013008
you won't earn your H1B this way

>>213013068
that is a nice fucking car
why are you such a cunt

>>213013092
I envy Americans for their king sized lifestyle, big house, big cars, don't have to deal with city shit if you don't want too, wish jeetland could be emptied so I could have the same lifestyle, that's why I support mass emigration from my country to your soon to be shitholes, have fun dealing with them suckers

>>213012980
Dudes like this LIVE for their rigs, he will spend all his time working on that truck, it is an inseparable part of his identity

>>213012924 (OP)
Small dick energy

do yuros not feel like clowns driving in little cuck mobiles?

>>213013238
Stop being a cuck

>>213013374
You trying to kill me bro?

>>213013238
I'm sure India will be just like that if only you export more uberjeets

>>213012924 (OP)
Are you a real Swede, constantly complaining Swede?

Most people don't realize how big those trucks actually are until they see one here in Europe.
Like, I own and daily a Volvo 945 wagon. To me a pretty damn big car. It's long, it's heavy but it's very useful. But can be hard to park in the cities and uses a lot of fuel.

Then you something like picrel and you realize, oh. I guess I drive a normal car.

>>213013374
Space is at a premium in Europe. They have tiny countries, so there's not a lot of room so their roads have to be narrow, their cars tiny with low emissions and manual transmission.

Despite this cucked state of affairs, they will shamelessly come in here and try to brag like these obstacles are a boon. They manufactured some form of artificial moral/environmental/needs-based argument as to why living in a cramped tiny country is somehow superior to Americans having tons of space and trucks bigger than their apartments. It's sad, really

>>213013439
I've once seen a guy trying to park his Dodge Ram on some cramped parking for 10 minutes, was honestly an amusing watch

It’s fucking scary as fuck driving next to these things.

>>213013374
>little cuck mobiles?
You mean regular cars? No, that feels normal.
But driving a big truck here would feel retarded.

>>213013616
top left pic has a lot of big SUVs

>>213013887
Which are still smaller than the vans and the vans are much smaller than the average American truck.

>>213013887
these big SUVs are like half the size of an ameritruck

>>213013113
>starts thread mocking Americans
>Americans banter you back
>”Wtf why are you such an asshole bro?”

>>213013985
that wasnt banter you said something that was objectively untrue and not in a funny way

>>213013935
The right wing version that drives the shiny white F250-450 (poorly) with no trailer hitch is basically this with a hat on, threatening to light his closet on fire.
The trucks themselves aren't scary, just the minority of wannabe pop-country rednecks who drive them like I'm not going to survive the accident.

>>213013912
Most ameritrucks are 150's/1500's... They're not that big.
250/2500 is about the cutoff where people actually use them for hauling or towing. They're decently sized.
If you're driving a 350/3500 or larger, and you're not making money with it, you should probably just lube up and drive it up your own ass.

>>213012924 (OP)
i cant afford eggs or however the burger is grilled

>>213014348
it's smashed into the hot metal, then flipped over onto the fiyah!

Ppl who have pickup trucks and are not farmers and don't use them for work or to haul anything are clowns

>>213014433
When I see a shiny truck, I get as far away as possible, either by going to the other side of the highway, speeding up, or slowing down to let them go by me at "We're taking your license and cubing your vehicle" speeds. It's really fucking rare that Kyle can think far enough ahead to drive like a person... Kyle often seems surprised to find out how easily his shiny fast truck gets written off.

Real car

>>213014499
Interesting choice of fake blood. I wonder how long it took to wash off.

>>213014577
imagine how many dota2 training spheres you could fit inside this bad boy.... you'd even have space left over for 23.4 copies of Plato's Republic

>>213014577
this will always be peak mercedes for me
i dont care about nu-mercedes that makes cars for american rappers

Why would car and house sizes have anything to do with migration statistics? We still import gorillians of Latinos and jeets even with huge trucks and suburb houses

>>213013008
Why would car and house sizes have anything to do with migration statistics? We still import gorillians of Latinos and jeets even with huge trucks and suburb houses

>>213014588
>Fake?

when did it become acceptable to drive monster trucks

>>213014738
not complaining btw. just the opposite.

>>213014655
post the actual based w201 goddamnit

I think the most damning thing about it to me is how rarely those vehicles are actually used for anything you'd need a truck for. It's pure pageantry.

>>213013495
Outside of dick measuring contests, what advantage do you have by owning a 7000 pound truck to drive between your house and office job?

I drive a Honda fit. I often question my sexual orientation

>>213014035
I thought it was funny

>>213014782
>Headlight wipers
Why

>>213014577
lol okay, Batman.

>>213014724
It's a stuffed clown ... Clowns don't splatter like that at any speed, nevermind the damage it would do to the truck, even with a deer-bar/crowd-crusher on the front.

>>213014932
Because it's an option if I want to do it?
European roads can't even accommodate huge trucks

>>213015067
So the dealer can make a cool $120 replacing them when you go in for your $300 oil change and tire rotation.

>>213012924 (OP)
thoose are not americans but icelandic

>>213015192
You are correct; they were largely laid out before trucks existed. It's why we have that one Walmart in Trois Rivieres that Homey D Clown likes to call "A Portrait of Canadian Culture" and you don't see a whole lot of that in Rome or the heart of NYC for that matter.

>>213015192
You didn't answer the question. What advantage do you have by owning a 7000 pound truck to do the same task a regular vehicle could accomplish?

>>213015292
I drive several large vehicles for work. The only benefit when showing up somewhere unloaded (usually to pick something up) is the ability to say "It accentuates my gigantic penis!" Then I give my patented sad laugh.
The F250/Silverado2500's become the redneck version of the Escalade, and I don't get it at all.

>>213013439
this double standard always confuse me, the average sprinter or crafter used for delivery or trade work is larger that us pickups, they got no problem driving in the city. its summer now, all the roads are filled with camper vans or families pulling caravans. they got no problems getting around. its almost as if the guy in tour pic related had an issue with his ego more than his car...

>>213015379
my money's on the little guy if the chevy doesn't have its 4x4 engaged.

>>213015292
Nobody said it was an "advantage". It's a personal choice, like choosing to drive a car or a motorcycle. It's the right to choose that matters

>>213015411
Some people are idiots (who park their shit on tram tracks). Some streets suck to drive anything larger than a bicycle on. Anything that can't accomodate a 10 tonne truck or larger will have signage signifying "Hey, your big truck either won't fit, might fuck up the road, or your e-brakes will piss off the whiners who live here. Take the left, you fucking gimp. Thank you for delivering whatever it is you have, your service truly keeps the machine running." I assume similar signs exist elsewhere in the world, or designated truck route signs in older cities that weren't designed for 52 wheeled behemoths.

>>213015474
[Looks around]
Can you guys try to keep your choices rooted in the realm of sanity? People are starting to talk.

>>213015474
you have the right to choose most over the world, including europe, total freedom of choice here. so why do more americans choose this path, whats their excuse?

Even a walmart worker in America lives like a King

>>213012924 (OP)
I will remind you all once again that cars in the US are huge because they have to be in the light truck category to avoid CAFE laws, which require any reasonably sized car to have physically impossible levels of fuel efficiency.
Any car smaller than an SUV sold today effectively has to be either hybrid or electric, both of which are unviable in many parts of the country due to lack of infrastructure either for charging or repairs.
Unfortunately nobody in this thread is literate nor do they care about the actual reason why we drive medium tanks everywhere.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_average_fuel_economy

>>213015530
You don't want to be the only person on the cul de sac who has to have his cubic yards of soil delivered. What will your neighbours say about you and the $10 you saved having your dirt delivered instead of driving to and from the garden supply.

>>213013495
Actually your country is more densely populated than mine

>>213015292
Shut the fuck up you mincing, castrated blue state numale. Your smoldering crater shithole is ground zero for the type of sodomite globalist mindvirus that has plagued the entirety of western civilization. The only thing you and every son of a bitch posting here under the US flag knows how to do, is kneel to blacks and worship transsexuals, fucking faggot. I can smell the cock on your breath from here. You believe that men can give birth. Anyone competent at your workplace has been replaced by a DEI hire. Go kneel to George Floyd and set yourself on fire for Palestine

>>213015619
>Singapore
Are you buying that child, or just renting him?

>>213015489
obciously there are physical limits, some streets just cant be driven on. but if it can, my experience is we will. south, in spain and italy, you see busses like this driving with 1cm clearance, they cant turn around at the end so they just back up instead. its completely insane to watch.

>>213013113
>muh spitfire
fuck off wannabe, tr6 forever

>>213012924 (OP)
Why are americans like that?

>>213015609
who said anything about having shit delivered? i just drive a van, i do my own delivery.
>what will neighbours say
who cares?

Yes but you simply can't buy normal sized cars or barely anyway. There's a lot of fucked up incentives that got us to this point but we are at this point

>>213015067
it was law for a while IIRC

>>213015530
Because they want to. It's that simple. It's an option, and some people choose it. The fact that you can't understand this speaks volumes about your previous statement of "total freedom of choice here". Maybe some things aren't really as practical in Europe as they would be in America

>>213015678
I do this with trucks and trailers for film. Sometimes it's hairy. Sometimes it's literally mirrors in, two guys behind, two guys in front, moving a metre a minute with hand signals and screaming over the radios.

>>213015742
It was mild satire. There are people who function like that, and it really helps me understand how the SS happened.

>>213012924 (OP)
>TRUCK'D

>>213015781
You're thinking of sealed beams, wipers were an option.
>does your car have headlight wipers? no. you are not a poor person are you?

>>213013113
>>213015685
In my country no one knows these cars

>>213015846
you dont have freedom, list all the trucks you could buy in usa. then add all the trucks you cant buy to that list, thats our freedom of choice here.
but we are just as you influenced by a certain normie push, what will my neighbours think?
in my rural shithile its normie to have a ev golf, at35 hilux for hunting and towing and transporter/caddy/vito for work and daily chores. deviate from that and people talk... well i drive a land rover and a transit and people talk, and i dont care.
18 year olds here are starting to buy silverados and ram's.

>>213016112
In my country there is problem...

My uncle used to have an MG. I don't remember the model. It was a convertible and it was so small that I couldn't drive it with the top up because my head sticks out a bit. It only had four gears. I'm sorry I didn't offer to buy it from him when he got rid of it. /blog

>>213015758
the only incentive was overcompensation. people chose this type of body and engine because they feel small. it doesn't fit on the road but the people who drive them clearly and obviously don't care.

>>213012980
Honestly? This guy sounds funny, he's obviously quite self aware and doesn't take himself too seriously, good bloke

>>213012924 (OP)
What cracks me up is that these trucks are just shit for actual manly rural work, there's a reason why we never see them here in Australia in the bush.
Japs mog the shit out of American brands, Toyota and Nissan dominate the Ute market here for a reason. That said, Ford Australia is actually more sober and they put out some good utes as well which aren't oversized joke wagons

>>213015896
why is film/tv so big in canada? if i remember correctly the x files was almost exlusively shot in canada?
btw, these tourist busses i talk about, there is no warning guys, nothing at all, they just do it no fucks given.

no schizomobile?

>>213016916
thoose trucks are icelandic and specificly buildt for snow driving. snow is very forgiving on drivetrain and axles, but it does require fuckhuge tires and some HP to keep it rolling. it would work in australian sand and dunes, it wouldnt work on the way out to the dunes.

>>213013374
What do you gain from having a gigantic car? Shittier control, worse parking space availability, worse fuel economy, everyone instantly assumes you have a tiny dick and an overblown ego.
Honestly I'd rather drive a small 1.0 cuckwagon that can squeeze anywhere and costs pennies in insurance, fuel and maintenance. It just doesn't make sense to drive these shitty trucks, if you need the space so much then rent a van, it would probably do a better job anyway.

>>213012924 (OP)
there's my bike, i don't have a car

>>213012924 (OP)
why would they feel silly? those are cool bigass cars in a bigass country with bigass roads and park places to accomodate them

>inb4 you have small cock
19cm

>>213012924 (OP)
>>213012980
Why do they all drive like they have downs syndrome?
We're geting them now and 100% of them drive like they have a severe learning disability

>>213016957
We're CHEAP like the budgie... a lot of tax breaks through tourism funds, minority-hiring funds, and the fact that Sunbelt/Whites will undercut absolutely anyone out of pure spite. Plus parts of Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver are quintessentially old-town/downtown American - lots of alleyways, brownstones, even the odd palm tree in Vancouver.
What We Do in the Shadows doesn't even try to hide the fact that it films here - it's really obvious with the landmarks, and will tend to leave in takes that have Beck's Taxis (the ugly orange and green bastards).

>>213016916
Anon virtually every automaker in the world builds models of vehicles that generally only sell in one market. Vehicles are built for the Australian market and nowhere else, vehicles are built for the American market and nowhere else, the European market, etc. It's much cheaper and easier than trying to build a model that appeals to all markets while also complying with the mountains of regulations every individual market requires

>>213017252
Functionally they do. It's like how people buy Audis specifically to tailgate. Assholes gonna ass, and god damn, they're gonna ass in a big fuckoff truck that has no business being as fuckoff shiny and clean as it always is.

>>213017303
so hollywood is in canada?
btw just saw a canadian plated mc on the road here.

>>213017367
I've seen a few California scenes with British Columbia licence plates... but mostly Cali's shot in Cali. Hollywood's Hollywood for a reason. We're but a cheap imitation with some interesting sets and sights.

>>213017437
i have an impression tv and film making is very stressfull and time limited, i wish i was ino that, i work well in such an enviroment.

>>213012924 (OP)
The problem is you don't have any other choice. I currently have a 1995 F-150, and obviously it's getting long in the tooth. But there's no 'normal size' truck option available, it's either fuckhuge trucks or nothing.

>>213017543
They make it that way... It really doesn't need to be, and when the project manager, producer(s) and co-ordinators work effectively and budget time, manpower, and funds appropriately, it can be a really great job. IATSE gets kind of funny about a lot of things - like I got kicked off of a film once for powering down a generator that someone was about to tie into the wrong way, and not taking my verbal and physical cues to stop [waving frantically and screaming "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? STOP!!!"]
>Are you an LX on this shoot? A genny op?
>No. Are you EMS? A fireman? Would you have put the fire out on this poor bastard's corpse or just the 400 amp service he was about to tie into, legs first UNDER FUCKING LOAD, cremate him to completion?
>You literally just took money out of someone else's pocket. Get off my set.
>The fucking coroner? You guys working with the coroner's office now?
Apparently I had none of the right answers for that situation, but I'm really passionate about not watching people die. It's my jam.

>>213017553
Wasn't Orange Julius supposed to put your asses in tanks?

>>213015594
I can buy a brand new Camry for, what I assume to be, significantly less than a truck and for significantly better mpg. I do not find this convincing.

>>213012924 (OP)
WHY VEHICLE DIFFERENT SIZE?
MAN MUST THINK HE SO BIG WITH BIG TRUCK
NOT ME I SMART
I DEFINITELY NOT SEETHE OVER SHIT NOBODY CARE ABOUT
>>213012980
so ironic waow
>>213017252
Yeah that's just you and we can't help you with that regardless of what gay Canada says.

>>213018359
Someone please get 21-and-21-and-21-and-Me a mirror. He's got some shit in his teeth.

>>213018414
You will never have power over other people. You will never be able to get them to drive a vehicle that doesn't prompt some faggy insecure cockwaving from you. You will die alone, unloved, unimportant, and not in charge of other people.

>>213017662
i did 2000 amp breakers at my job, i trippe them and it was funny.

>>213012924 (OP)
Hot take: Both are silly for opposite reasons.

>>213012924 (OP)
I'd find the tiny shit less annoying than the big shit.
Big truck drivers tend to be the worst cunts on the road, and take up too much space in the parking lot. Also have no sense of consideration for others. Basically the Jeets of the road.

>>213017662
i worked in an envorment where it tripped the main fuse and breaker for the building. thats 2000 amps.

>>213013238
I envy Indians for their Nationalism(Hindutva and Communal Instincts)

>>213012924 (OP)
Yeah we have big cars


Here's what your women do while you are stuck in a cuckhive aprtment

>>213012924 (OP)
Usually anyone here that drives a massive truck are either comically obese and/or manlets. This accounts for 90% of massive truck owners here.

I would drive f150 and live in suburb with my wife simple as

>Eurocucks and thirdiepoors can't fathom trucks

more enws at 11

>>213015731
Woah

>>213017220
How do you get around when it rains

Imagine daily driving this to your office every day.

>>213019700
What the point of having this, if they don't drive out of the road?

>>213012924 (OP)
>pre-2016
gay democrat pedo weimerica

Trucktards here are coping anyways, since all of them get mogged by BBC (big black class 8)

>>213016888
Its funny because it's a parody. That profile isn't real.

>>213013008
You are the brown import

>>213013374
I reall like my toyota city car.
And space inside isn't small at all at least in the front seats.

>>213014577
ugly

>>213023200
It's for men with small penises and a need to impress others

>>213025613
Modern Toyotas are fucking ugly, they should fire all their designers and start over

>>213024387
>class 8
implying anyone have a clue what your classes mean, you might as well talk inches and fahreinheit.

>>213014577
This gives off even worse tiny pecker vibes than those trucks

>>213017319
>Land Cruiser and Hilux existing in your path

>>213021666
I love to ride my bicycle but god damn cyclists are faggots. If you're too retarded to turn your head around and check what's behind you deserve a painful death

>>213018469
I will always take my first impression of someone's driving based on their vehicle. I will be right about half the time, and that will be enough for me to come up with silly nicknames. I will continue to drive an F550 for work purposes until I decide to give up the bottom of middle management of the surface to move to large equipment and longer work-"weeks" hauling or ecxavating... or until the Big White Whale finally dies in a way that isn't worth fixing, then the company will probably move onto a Ram (which tend to have sensor issues rather than powertrain issues). You will continue to have trisomy 21, and you will continue to search for my waving cock every time you're in a vehicle.
I'm glad we sorted this out.

>>213026383
Shut up jeet

>>213013374
i like my cars smol and cute and im ready to pay premium for the cute

>>213014194
>They're not that big.
What are you talking about.
The difference in size between and F-150 and a normal car is insane.

>>213012924 (OP)
It must be cosy as fuck to drive one of those massive Americars, especially in winter with the heating on full blast.

>>213027969
1500's fit in a lane easily, and even fit in larger parking spots in the big outlet malls and walmart hubs on the edges of major cities, especially if that city is in an area with a lot of farms. Buicks and Chryslers used to be about the same length and width.
250/2500 extended cabs and long-boxes are where things get shitty with parking and tight turns. It makes sense with these to take up 2-4 spaces, or park perpendicular along the periphery of a lot. Overconfident people will scrape and bump into things.
350/3500's and above are best left for commercial and industrial purposes with drivers who understand that an 8'/2.5m extension past the rear wheels means you have to allow for some swing on turns, and that the vehicle might not be able to make a single-lane right turn.

>>213027980
The luxury editions can be quite nice... but leather seats in extreme heat or cold are fucking terrible, even with seat heaters and coolers.

>>213012924 (OP)
imagine how ridiculous stupid fat americans look when they waddle to their oversized trucks all out of breath and attempt to embark with their stumpy gangrenous diabetes ridden legs barely being able to lift one high enough to reach those dumb little steps on the side of the truck and the truck immediately tipping over because the fat american who weighs half a ton standing on the step shifts the trucks center of gravity over the edge and kills the stupid fat american splattering the mcdonalds grease flowing in their veins all over the parking lot. I've heard some of them even have dedicated step stools stowed in their trucks to help them enter their vehicle because they are so fat they cannot get in without one

Why do all Trugg cucks in the US look like this?

many such cases

>>213027969
that page doesnt even have mb sprinter as a selection. how does transporter compare, or transit, vito, crafter, the french vans i dont remember? the camper vans all boomers drive today? most are equal to or dwarf a f150.

>>213027900
>Getting the nu-Jimny

I hope you're getting raped on the loan interest rate.

>>213028843
>loans on a car this cheap
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk post your 2001 diesel passat b5 poorfag

>>213015379
the bed on the kei truck is bigger lol

>>213028801
This is the humble beginnings of the U-SS.

>>213014932
Either they're so scared of crashes they are willing to eat the gas cost and make things less safe for everyone else, or they just have shitty taste

>>213012980
basado

It got way worse after the Obama car regulation thing in 2011. Sedans basically disappeared, as did small trucks. This meant everyone had to get into an SUV/crossover or mid to large truck. This meant truck guys suddenly felt the need to go even bigger to maintain their status as the biggest guys on the road. It's become an arms race that no one really asked for.

>>213027846
kek, good one Tyshawn Meyer-Rodriguez

>Europeans look at a US street full of coomsoomerism franchises everywhere
>Japanese poster comments on how he mistook it for a Japanese suburb

>>213029203
Cash for clunkers fucked everyone who wasn't doing well financially. Like every single person. But it ultimately goes back to industry-protective tarriffs called the chicken tax and many state-level regulations since that were made to fuck over American consumers. DMVs are in on it too.

Many who do actual work would love a little Japanese-style work truck. But not even Japanese companies really want this in America because they benefit from a fundamentally extractive regulatory structure that boosts sales for models like Tacoma and etc. The American market is structurally fake and gay. Hopeless even. ZOG'd forever.

>>213028801
Those are typically the people with jobs that actually keep the lights on. Construction, oil, industry, etc.

>>213029203
literally what in the fuck are you talking about
think about how hysterically contradictory and just wrong what you're saying is for two fucking seconds holy shit

most people who drive big pick ups here are rural larpers, real working men drive small pick ups (the ones with only two seats).
im not really a car fag but i like small cars generally, sedans are good for family and if you travel a lot.