Thread 213013654

>never achieved anything of note
>no great empires, inventions or culture
>just pirates and eating nasty fermented food
>somehow is held up as the ideal of the white race

How did they achieve this?

they are beautiful
I would pay my entire life's savings for the opportunity to lick a Swedish man's sperm from a Swedish woman's pussy

They are a lame people. Only thing they are good at is being bossed and bitchslapped by somalis

Deeply uncool, deeply pathetic

>>213013654 (OP)
They have class. Or had it anyway before getting melanated.

>>213013654 (OP)
> Looks like a sagging cock

Lmao

>>213013654 (OP)
seethe more faggot lmao
>>213013733
>tftp

What did nordicists do before these places became full of doctors and engineers?

>>213013733
Do they? I reckon their music and cultural scene in general is dominated by blacks and arabs because they are not interesting/desirable themselves

>>213013654 (OP)
are you talking about britain or the nordic countries

>>213013654 (OP)
I noticed their posters have this self-impotance and patronising attitude where they think their cuckold culture is some symbol of status

Like they can -afford- being biotlickers and cucks, while you don't. Is something quite twisted,
Awful people, i hope they get replaced by blacks

>>213013799
Nordics have literally achieved nothing their entire existence
>>213013760
Your country would literally be balkan tier without oil

sweden is pretty relevant scientifically n shiet

>>213013654 (OP)
Throughout our history we have just wanted to be left alone. Our image is not of our own making.

English monks created the image of us being beautiful and fearless warriors.
Arab scholars created the image of us being beautiful and adventurous traders.
German autists created the image of us being beautiful with optimal skull shapes o algo.

Please leave us alone.

>be nordic
>foreigners either absolutely despise you out of some strange perceived hatred coming from us
>or they worship us for being white and having blue eyes
can people just be normal about us? like stop with the obsession like damn I guess this is what the jews feel when /pol/yps start talking about them

>>213013881
lmao seething faggot brownoid

>>213013881
Sweden discovered half of the elements on the periodic table, dynamite, the most logical temperature scale.
Danes invented synthetic insulin so half of the fatties can actually live full lives and lego
Finns pioneered early wireless telecommunications so strongly that modern mobile phone companies still pay royalties to Nokia.
Norwegians invented the cheese slicer.

>>213013654 (OP)
NordGODS manage live rent free in the minds of billions of hateful foreigners, despite being irrelevant. I guess that is an achievement of some sort.

>>213013850
I'm thinking about upgrading my graphics card with a new one. I have all of these neetbux laying around and I need to spend them on something. Thinking about getting two 5090. Or three... Maybe four 'cause why not. Two of them can be on a shelf as decoration.

Anyways, how's your shack? Not having a leaky roof, I hope.

>>213014026
>Finns pioneered early wireless telecommunications
Complete lies. Nokia pioneered jackshit.

>>213014278
>hovers over flag
make like the lotr sets and fuck off

>>213014241
Videogames are for kids but kinda telling you brought that up cause nordic males can't pull bitches so they spend their lives inside playing minecraft

>>213014278
How many hours you spend a day hating on Finns? Even your glorious Germanic Nordic Gods that you're glazing with a raging boner don't agree with you anymore

>>213014329
Oh don't get all sour grapes on me, sweaty. If you suck enough old cocks then you might be able to afford a copy of Minecraft one day. I believe in you.

>>213013959
>ugh can't the mean foreigners all just go away also fuck those CHUDS amirite?

>>213013654 (OP)
Care reminding me who beat Scott to the south pole?

>>213014396
can i date your sister?

>>213014278
>Nokia pioneered several innovations in the telecommunications industry, particularly in the early mobile phone era. They were instrumental in the development and adoption of GSM, 3G, and LTE standards. Nokia was also a major player in the development of mobile radio telephony, including the Autoradiopuhelin (ARP) system in Finland. Furthermore, Nokia Bell Labs has a long history of groundbreaking research, contributing to technologies like the transistor, the laser, and fiber optics

You're talking shit about us with our tech, wether ur a phone poster fag or pc.

>>213014299
>>213014370
Schizo non-arguments. No idea what the second poster is on about.
>>213014428
>They were instrumental in the development and adoption of GSM, 3G, and LTE standards
Not Finnish and mostly carried out by American companies.
>Autoradiopuhelin (ARP) system in Finland
Genuine innovation but of a dead technology that had no impact outside of Finland. Good for you, though.
>Furthermore, Nokia Bell Labs has a long history of groundbreaking research, contributing to technologies like the transistor, the laser, and fiber optics
This one is just absolutely egregious to claim since Nokia only started controlling Bell Labs in 2016. Nokia had nothing to do with it before then. All of those discoveries were made several decades ago.
Nokia bought Bell Labs long after Bell Labs stopped being relevant due to the Bell System ("Ma Bell") monopoly being killed by the US, so really, this was a worthless acquisition.
Insane how you think Nokia invented the transistor. Retarded or bait? Brazilians inventing planes is a sturdier claim than this KEK.

i got bullied in denmark for being italian

>>213014428
>>213014690
i dont know which one of you is right and i dont care
i will always have my finnbros back
kill yourself sheep fucker

>>213014690
You mad.
Even the web browser you are using to type these lies with your filthy brown hands is based on a random Finnish university project.

>>213013959
I can't even find anything that Scandanavians have done to anyone to warrant such seething. Scandanavians have a cleaner national track record in all their history than Liberia.
Chuds just don't want to confront that the anglosphere is shitty due to their own making

>>213013654 (OP)
who cares

>>213013957
>Throughout our history we have just wanted to be left alone
>most famous period of history is raping and pillaging everyone and everything in the 1000s.

>>213013654 (OP)
>he doesn't even know

>>213014734
>i dont know which one of you is right
Imagine being so dumb that you don't even know the most basic trivia about the history of transistors. They teach that to kids over here.
>>213014737
Are you now claiming that Google (an American company) stole Google Chrome (an American invention) from Finland? The irony is that the current CEO of Google became the CEO because he led the Chrome team. He is, evidently, brown.

I refuse to believe Scandinavians are this brain damaged. What happened?

>>213014871
everyone was doing that during those days

>Raping and pillaging
:|
>Raping and pillaging, Blonde
:O

>>213013779
doesn't work like that. drake can the biggest "canadian" artist and simultaneously be non-culture, signifying nothing and building nothing

>>213013654 (OP)
>literal cradle of euro civilisation
>never achieved anything of note
okay buddy

>>213014900
Talking about Erwise which is the first browser with UI.
I started googling more shit

>In the 1960s, Nokia began developing commercial and military mobile radio telephones, which led to the creation of VHF radios in collaboration with Salora Oy (also a Finnish company)

>Marine VHF radio is a worldwide system of two-way radio transceivers on ships and watercraft used for bidirectional voice communication from ship-to-ship, ship-to-shore (for example with harbormasters), and in certain circumstances ship-to-aircraft. It uses FM channels in the very high frequency (VHF) radio band in the frequency range between 156 and 174 MHz, designated by the International Telecommunication Union as the VHF maritime mobile band. In some countries additional channels are used, such as[1] the L and F channels for leisure and fishing vessels in the Nordic countries (at 155.5–155.825 MHz). Transmitter power is limited to 25 watts, giving them a range of about 100 kilometres (62 mi; 54 nmi).

>Marine VHF radio equipment is installed on all large ships and most seagoing small craft. It is also used, with slightly different regulation, on rivers and lakes. It is used for a wide variety of purposes, including marine navigation and traffic control, summoning rescue services and communicating with harbours, locks, bridges and marinas.

>Airband or aircraft band is the name for a group of frequencies in the VHF radio spectrum allocated to radio communication in civil aviation, sometimes also referred to as VHF, or phonetically as "Victor". Different sections of the band are used for radionavigational aids and air traffic control.[1][2][3]

In other words, the whole world uses our invention to control air and sea traffic.Your seething made me more aware of the achievements of my people and what a wonderful we are, thank you.

>>213013654 (OP)
whats important for you? what gives you a good quality of life? great empires and culture? no, didnt think so, thats why we dont do that.

>>213013654 (OP)
>>no great invent-ACK

>>213015128
Woah I had no idea
Another Finnish W

>>213015128
>Talking about Erwise which is the first browser with UI.
This counts, but it's a historical footnote. It's some prototype irrelevant to the present day and has nothing to do with Google Chrome. Looking at the Wikipedia page, the idea didn't even originate in Finland, the code monkeys just happened to be Finnish.
>VHF radio
So just a normal radio meant for transmitting and receiving on a particular frequency band.
Guglielmo Marconi, an Italian, did the actual work here.

>>213015345
The amount of copium ur on rn is absurd

>>213013654 (OP)
>inventions
ssh protocol, irc, xylitol

>>213015166
>what gives you a good quality of life? great empires and culture?
Life without glory is petty and sad

>>213015435
There's one actual big invention you could have listed (Linux) but you had to cope by stealing the credit of other nations. Not even some obscure inventions the retarded posters here would believe, but insane ones like the fucking transistor. Now you're seething about someone calling you out on it. Very pathetic.

>>213015050
But your cultural and artistic scene is indeed dominated by blacks and arabs.
Thats probably because swedes are seen as "uncool" and "undesirable" and they are not interested in consuming things featuring them.
And that has to be because there is something "wrong" about you

>>213015542
>There's one actual big invention you could have listed (Linux)
Made by finswe so doesn't count. It's like saying Minecraft is Finnish because Markus Perssons mother is Finnish

>>213015664
Finland is sweden and sweden is finland

>>213015664
It's very established that Minecraft is Swedish despite Notch being 50% Finnish so with that logic Linux is very much Finnish.

>>213013654 (OP)
Iceland is half Irish so they're black and have the n-word pass

>>213015746
Both speak Swedish.

>>213015535
oh but we are glorious af. this thread is proof, people are seething over our glory and the best part is you cant really point out why, you just seethe.

>>213015542
You're seething and using an argument to discredit Finns because all of it isn't 100% domestic. Or you are just too young to remember how big Nokia actually was. The first GSM network was build in Finland, first commercially available GSM phone, First GSM call, first fully portable mobile phone, first 3G smartphone, lots of the features of 5G are by Nokia as the network built around the world and is actively involved in developing 6G. It's shameless to claim that Nokia hasn't had a major impact on how much and how we use our current smartphones when at some point half of the worlds mobile phones used were Nokias.

>>213014133
sybau genghis

>>213013654 (OP)
IIRC the Swedish empire controlled finland, estonia, and most of latvia. Maybe all of latvia?

Sure not a huge empire, but still not bad for being in the north end of nowhere.

>>213015812
It's not seethe it's contempt

>>213013654 (OP)
you really got them seething lad

>>213015839
You’re not even real nordics, you are a hybrid race of Russian/mongol gypsy travellers, there’s no denying finns are the most inventive of the “nordics” because you are not and have never been one of them

>>213015664
>>213015702
>>213015746
>>213015808
>give an undisputable example of a big Finnish innovation
>they start internally debating it, unlike the other retarded claims made
Lead poisoning?
>>213015839
Never said Nokia wasn't impressive and these claims you've made now are true. I had a Nokia flip phone back in the day.
But this is a sad goalpost shift from "the transistor, the laser, and fiber optics" that were claimed earlier.

>>213013654 (OP)
I think they did some pretty good things, science-wise, in the 20th and 19th century

>>213015894
Thats basically the equivalent of England conquering Ireland and Wales, not much of an achievement

>>213013733
>they have class
My theory that nazis are just faggots who have a boner watching beautiful men and are pretty much fangirls who idolize them is confirmed a little more everyday

>>213015922
So be it but we stand with the Nordics and Scandinavians have contributed a lot relative to their population. If you deny that you're simply being dishonest

>>213013654 (OP)
they had kings who ruled the northern waters and slaughtered across europe you utter dolt

>>213015931
And you attacked my first argument, which was
>Finns pioneered early wireless telecommunications
And now let's check what pioneering literally means:
>involving new ideas or methods
So how it was not pioneering?

>>213015592
>But your cultural and artistic scene is indeed dominated by blacks and arabs.
we're in a period where every western nation has a large minority population that raps and it is the most popular form of music because the alternative way of contextualizing it and dealing with it is unpalatable to most

>>213015902
i dont think about you at all, you are thinking about me right now.

>>213013959
To prove your mediocrity is to prove the nazis were wrong
It won't be until your total humilliation or eradication that this changes.
There is a persistent discomfort with your existence in relation to the liberal zeitgeist

You *need* to be effemeinate and pathetic for it to accept you
And by being effeminate and pathetic those that admired you want to lock you inside the closet

Is a very funny position you were put into

>>213016019
Theyre white monkeys, they have never done anything of note since the Viking age. I don’t hate them but I don’t know why Nazis masturbate over them so much when they’ve never achieved anything.

>>213016106
Well they took Britain from Brittonic monkeys so you can give them that.
All of them retreated to Wales and Cornwall and never turned back

>>213016106
Is "doing anything of note" solely pillaging, warmongering and conquering in your tiny brown caveman brain?

>>213016037
Don swedish zoomers still worship rappers, or are they more preppy and chuddy?

>>213015967
And now you're reduced to a draconian rainy shit island with all kinds of brown. I guess it's an achivement in how fast you can fuck up your own country.

Icelandic authors created the greatest corpus of Medieval prose
Whereas the rest of Europe was obsessed with writing romances which are awful, Iceland was writing gripping and complex social dramas in the mid 13th century
It's not even close
A mere island of 60000 people managed to create that, it was the work of genius
Then you have Ibsen, who is by far my favourite playwright and I've heard good things about Hamsun and Halldór Laxness although I haven't read either of them yet

>>213016106
ironic since vikings lost their strength to the hanseatic league. german traders who organized against the viking hoardes. germany has since shown to have a hatered towards successfull traders and business men (jews), deep down inside i think they are all wannabe vikings.

>>213013654 (OP)
ANGLO-saxons are considered white. northern europeans by themselves are not white. it's a massive larp headed by vargfags who have an insecurity complex against anglos.

>>213013654 (OP)
We discovered almost as many elements of the periodic table as you despite being a small country, sharing second place with Germany and beating USA/France

>>213016032
Nokia has made a lot of incremental innovations, but they've never pioneered much to do with radios. That was done far earlier because practical radios outside of physics experiments aren't that complicated.

>>213016203
I think the wave has crashed a little but nothing has really taken its place, here or internationally. call it a cultural hangover

you must understand that people of the west operate on several levels of retardation. they don't understand that the "fuel" of the music is resentment of the host country and a desire to behave parasitically. they don't understand that cultivating a sustainable and engaging culture takes resources, hard work and an understanding and that things can easily degenerate if not being serious about it. they don't understand that the cool rap music from the us comes with a massive negative effect.

we've been operating on fumes for so long that the attitude has been "well, let them have their fun, music is just music" without a deeper understanding of the situation

let's just say that there's a reason for a lot of these rappers becoming religious after having a rap career. they know exactly what kind of attitude towards people and society they're cultivating, even though their listeners seem to be oblivious about it. there's also a reason why they don't create this culture in their home countries

>>213014026
>Danes invented synthetic insulin so half of the fatties can actually live full lives and lego
Wrong. It was invented by a romanian, Nicolae Paulescu

>>213016106
t. seething lindisfarne monk

Crazy how much seethe one pajeet undere western flag can create

>>213016485
>muh periodic table!!!!
Pathetic
>>213016188
I’m not a Viking you finno ugric

>>213014299
>make like the lotr sets and fuck off

>>213016106
>>213013654 (OP)
Isn't you guys ruling class originally from there?

>>213013959
i hope you get sodomized by muzzies

>>213013685
Cwel..

>>213018811
The dynasty ruling Britain is of German origin. Actually, all Scandinavian countries were ruled by German dynasties at one point too.

>>213016188
That’s why the vikings, the most popular thing to come out of Scandinavia are “of note”

Wierd thread, why is an argentinian shitskin and an irrelevant new zealander seething about us?

>>213013850
you literally make bnwo blacked threads about europe stfu

>>213013654 (OP)
I don’t appreciate how bad they destroyed their societies with muzzies and blacks. They literally did it for no other reason than international clout. They had no need to muttify their societies, yet they put in power a number of women who proceeded to import billion of third worlders just to virtue signal. And they just let it happen.

>>213019219
meanwhile italy does the same

>>213019219
Are you fucking serious with that flag? Your right wing bratty girl boss lets in nigs by the boatload to Europe.

>>213019242
>>213019264
We have a decaying population due to nobody having children anymore. I’m not saying we needed migrants, but there are economic reasons for them to be here. What’s your excuse? Also, I don’t consider Finland part of Scandinavia.

>>213019342
>you see in italy we have depopulation and take migrants and in finland you dont and you take migrants
>italy BASED
I dont get it

>>213019384
Who’s ever said that were based you stupid fucking autistic mongrel? All I’m saying is that our politician tried the easy way to resolve the depopulation problem. Scandis had no excuse to disrupt their countries the way we did.

>>213019511
>you see, italian politicians were based and did the exact same thing as everyone else
>this makes you a cuck, not me

>>213016871
he didn't invent jack shit. He tested a pancreatic extract on dogs like a decade after some german first did it. Even then neither he nor those guys before him managed to purify that extract into insulin enough to remove the huge side effects and make it safe for human treatment.

>>213015922
always funny to see someone too clueless to know what the point of the term "nordic" instead of "scandinavian" is

>>213015922
finns are very real nordics. nordic is a region on the map, fins are in in it, thus finns are nordic.

>>213019174
Never, at most mocking you to elicit a reaction.

>>213013881
They sacked Rome (as barbarians) and ruled Spain and Italy for centuries with the gothic kingdoms. They left architecture, laws and certain traditions here.

blah blah blah ugh yaawwn, at the end of the day we fucking win, winned fucking bigly, like we always have, like we always will

Nordics founded Hellenic Greece and Republican Rome.

They established the most harmonious societies in history until mass immigration began.

>>213023382
They also allowed muslim invasion here but they also started the Reconquista with gothic Pelayo.

>>213013654 (OP)
Sweden invented modern warfare (source: Napoleon) and lagom

suedi upfound danceband

>>213013850
Typical seething nonwhite praying for the downfall of the white man.

>>213013881
>Nordics have literally achieved nothing their entire existence
Danish inventions/discoveries alone:
Bohr model of quantum mechanics, electromagnetism, speed of light, C++, C#, PHP, Ozempic, Google Maps, slowing a beam of light to 0 m/s
and contributions to acid base theory, wind turbine tech, synthetic insulin, bacteriology (Gram staining)

hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad

seems we got a case of sour grapes LMAO. these sort of posts are just embarrassing

>>213013654 (OP)
typical envious nonwhite post reeking of inferiority complex. Bullying shitskins is based and redpilled

>>213019219
yes we imported Muslim shitskins for clout and virtue signalling and fucked our countries

Germanic autism is good for doing well in science etc. Normies are complete retards w.r.t. to social dynamics in the rest of the planet and act like naive peasants

>>213024102
The white man already fell like a century ago.
What is left is a race of shapeshifting transgenders mimicking it to evoke pity.

also typical Scandinavian doesn't understand the evil nature of shitskins. Semitic apes are envious sadistic creatures full of jealousy, hatred and spite

The disgusting Arab trash in Scandianvia is evidence, they brag about we wuz le Izlamic Golden Age now gib blonde blue eyed girlfriend
while being criminal welfare parasites. hard to imagine anything more disgusting and filthy than Muslim immigrants in Scandinavia

>>213013654 (OP)
Unironically pure brutal lookismpill that Western Europeans accomplishing the greatest feats in human history created an entire ideology glazing their washed up northern neighbors and putting themselves second to them purely because they felt looks mogged by them but no one else.

>>213013733
>>213013760
>>213013959
>>213014026
>>213014133
>>213014930
>>213015115
>>213019127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk

>>213014026
Apparently, you have something against the norwegians.

>>213014026
Norwegians invented the first energy efficient steam engine and object oriented programming

>>213014852
People are not ready for this truth hypernova

>>213024102
I'm just teasing your leftist posters to evoke agression and spoil the well, i don't actually -mean- demeaning things to germanics

>>213016234
You should read Hamsun
I enjoy “Hunger” and “Pan”

>>213019039
Not at one point, they were ruled by German families for 90% of their history and still are to this day, except for I think Sweden whose royalty is descendant from a french army officer.

>>213024612
muh West European superiority is a pathetic cope and projection when these were viewed as barbarians as well by Romans
Anglos were viewed as filthy newcomers when Roman empire had already declined long ago.
and Germans were a hopeless case of equal share inheritance, infighting & infinite land division

Nordic countries were part of the very same development process that developed Western Europe with 200-300 years delay due to simple distance, cultural and geographical, from the Roman core
this distance mattered less and less with each techonological advance

>>213024828
Bernadotte is from France yes but before that it was all Swedes.

>>213015345
Who the fuck uses chrome anyway? It's spyware.

>>213025056
me

>>213025038
>all Swedes
open a history book we had all kinds of mutt kings

the perfidious swede prefers to work from the shadows
you may not have ever heard of this ugly fucker but he's written songs for Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, Coldplay, The Weeknd, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears and that's just the most famous ones

>>213025038
before Bernadotte it was
>The House of Holstein-Gottorp, a cadet branch of the Oldenburg dynasty, ruled Sweden between 1751 and 1818, and Norway from 1814 to 1818.
German
before that
>The House of Hesse is a European dynasty, directly descended from the House of Brabant.
German
before that
>The House of Palatinate-Zweibrücken, a branch of the Wittelsbach dynasty, was the ruling dynasty of Sweden from 1654 to 1720.
German
before that
>Oldernburg dynasty
German
>Wittlesbach dynasty
German

>>213025450
literally all swedes

>>213025476
name one thing that was swedish about them other than their title and living place

Vasa family was swedish and thats uuuh 300 something years ago

>>213024282
>Nordic inventions? Why here’s a bunch of shit nobody cares about!

>>213025583
They inverted the linear particle accelerators (ising was swedish) and i think the cyclotron (which is a cyclical particle accelerator) was ideated by some norwegian

>>213025547
>The House of Vasa or Wasa[2][a] was a royal house that was founded in 1523 in Sweden. Its members ruled the Kingdom of Sweden from 1523 to 1654 and the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth from 1587 to 1668. Its agnatic line became extinct with the death of King John II Casimir Vasa in 1672.
that's 370 years ago m8, and before Vasa Sweden was ruled again by other German dynasties or different branches of the ones I mentioned before

>>213025688
dem vasa niggas were built diff

>>213025637
>>213025583
>A linear particle accelerator (often shortened to linac) is a type of particle accelerator that accelerates charged subatomic particles or ions to a high speed by subjecting them to a series of oscillating electric potentials along a linear beamline. The principles for such machines were proposed by Gustav Ising in 1924,[1] while the first machine that worked was constructed by Rolf Widerøe in 1928[2] at the RWTH Aachen University.[3][4]

Gustav ising was swedish and the Widerøe dude was norwegian.
The cyclotron was made by Ernest lawrence i got that wrong, who was american but the child of norwegian inmigrants

>>213025583
nobody caring about electromagnetism and ozempic sure. lmaoing @ u

also Denmark conquered half of England during Vikangz age.
I guess achievements to brownmutt Anglosphere zoomzooms means mumble rap and numbers of followers + clout on tiktok. yea that's hard to compete with, Nordic countries are culturally introverted and less marketing oriented

>>213025688
They’re not even smart enough to rule themselves, there’s a reason Scandinavia fell behind as soon as warfare evolved beyond picking up a heavy rock and smashing someone’s head with it

>>213025738
>They’re not even smart enough to rule themselves
where's your royal family from?

>>213025727
It was james clerk maxwell (scottish) that did the electromagnetism thing

us nordics are so based

>>213025768
no electromagnetism was discovered and described by Ørsted. Maxwell condensed its properties into the 4 equations describing divergence and rotation of E and B fields, he didn't stand alone tho. This finetuning started from 20 ish equations and took 80 years

No one gives a shit about what happens in the nordics or about what nordics are actually like. We're just put up as a symbol for a bunch of different ideologies that are then invested in painting us as either utopias or collapsing shitholes. Le racially pure ubermench or meek effeminate cuckolds. Nazis, liberals, browns seething at white people, economic right wingers, socialists, etc, the list goes on. They all have some variant take about what happens here, what nordics are like and what causes any success or hardship that we're experiencing.

>>213025781
especially Fennoswedish men

Carl Linnaeus is responsible for modern taxonomy.

They're kind of like the Japanese. They haven't made many waves on the global scene but we look at their society and can tell there's something special and superior there.

>>213013654 (OP)
insane how finland which was a rural shithole 100 years ago has substantially better living conditions than the uk now
you messed up

>>213027110
>made many waves on the global scene
considering our small populations we made plenty of waves
Until ww2 Nordic countries had neutral status like Switzerland and were islands of peace in a turbulent Europe
especially Sweden and Norway were heavily into international diplomacy, pacifism, humanitarianism etc.. famous statesmen were Dag Hammarskjöld and Fridtjof Nansen, the latter who was also a polar explorer

akshully this marketing aspect is what fucked Nordic countries. It sort of devolved from respectable statecraft to fart sniffing delusions about moral exceptionalism, its literally the reason #1 we became flooded to the brim with immigrants
all the unwashed savages of the world to come here and slave for our glorious employers and become virtous Nordic people in spirit. and return home with their experiences/earnt cash in hand/education/new cultural knowledge

Marketing sucks ass when it becomes for its own sake and its all a facade

>>213027384

I'm big into history so I know perfectly well that things have happened here between these countries, I'm saying from a layman or casual's perspective they've been "irrelevant" because they aren't a power like Spain/France/Britain/Germany. The reason nordicism and scandi fetishism exists is quite similar to weabooism, people can clearly see a highly functional, high trust, clean, orderly society that feels alien to their own life and they fetishize it.

Wouldn't wanna be in any other tribe than Nordics.

>>213027453
>they aren't a power like Spain/France/Britain/Germany
true and also doesn't help that Scandinavia never managed to unify when Germany and Italy resp. became unified countries in 1871

1871 is the breaking point defanging Scandinavia for good, so this neutrality PR was born in part from realpolitik than just altruism

>quite similar to weabooism
probably true for Anglo countries. in Africa and Asia its also about humanitarian branding, although this is becoming a thing of the past

>>213027453
Nordicism comes from German romantic nationalism
Turns out Scandinavia is he urheimst of Germanics which in turn means they are the "patriarchs" of anglos, Germans, Austrians, dutch, swiss, Belgians, some french, etc

You are misreading it

>>213027705

No, it's bigger than that. Even post WW2 where German nordicism was vilified a new flavor of it has emerged. It doesn't focus on the masculine moreso the feminine. The biggest scandiboos now aren't righties they're women and feminine men. They crave the society not the genetics.

>>213027755
Well but thats because of what the dane pointed out. Scandinavia is advertised mostly by the european union and the liberal eatablishment as an example that this whole kumbaya social-democracy cuckold liberalism can work, and they use them as example because they are rich and relatively liberal as result of their economy and international projection being mostly through philantropic human rights projects and other pacific ways to excert political influence.

Which at this point is a unsubstantiated feedback and economic circuit of self-advertisement to amplify prestige to amplify indluence to thus make yheir advertisement more valuable.

The actual reason behind nordicism was always a spet pf northwestern european romantic nationalism as it is normally the common denominator between them and their history to exclusion of the southerners and easterners but also of the celts *which considered Ireland werent a attractive outlet for nationalist pride moreso in consideration celts are culturally extinct*

>>213027755
The first and most prominent wave of dislike towards the nordics was when we were adopted by anglosphere leftists as the "socialism works" cunts

>>213013654 (OP)
>seething about viking pirates from 1000 years ago when you have pakis killing your kids in current year
just britbong things

>>213027948

It isn't unsubstantiated at all. Go take a random street view in their countries. Clean, orderly, everywhere you look. The people trust each other and leave their front doors unlocked. There's minimal violence or crime and everything hums along. Humans can sense this and they know their own society doesn't compare. Autistic-range people in particular are highly attracted to this, I know quite a few.

This discussion is kind of ironic because I would describe myself as more of a masculinist, fascist leaning individual and in my ideological circle classical masculinist nordicism and nord fetishism is all but dead. We know they are weak, feckless countries ran by feminists now. You're more likely to see Rome or Greece or Germany fetishized and glamorized by far righties than Scandinavia.

What keeps modern nordicism going is the other side. Feminine, socialist types, who crave the order and stability and safety. This is more like my sister, or reddit. Really if anything you have the dated perspective on it, even on this site you'll rarely see any classic fascist 4channer rushing to defend Scandinavia's honor in a Nord vs Med debate.

>>213027967

Yes, see >>213028098

The argie has it backwards. Modern nordicism basically flipped the switch. Now it's left leaners, feminine types, socialists that fetishize scandinavia and right leaners who shun it in general. And it's more about their society, their order, than their genetics, much like Japan.

>>213028033
they're not Indian, they're Pakistani saar

>>213027755
I don't know where you're getting any of this. Women absolutely want the genes. Look at all those romance (smut) novels of Viking rapists, unironically. "Celtic Princess TAKEN by the Barbarian" or something, and this is like a cursory glance. They want to get raped by giants, elves, werewolves etc too. And there are crossovers, billionaire werewolf rapists, elf-king rapists, endless combinations.

I don't see feminine guys flocking to this in America. There are far more Civil War larpers who get no pussy. Pagan LARPers at least get gfs even when stunted and hideous but they are not too common compared to other larpers. Its way bigger in actual Germanic countries and not goblino retarded Latinx countries like ours.

>>213028098
>It isn't unsubstantiated at all.
It is in the sense they are not more remarkable at that than any other northwestern european country.
Dare i say in part the reason why they made up this effeminate reputation for scandinavians is because they needed to "humilliate them" as a way to supress precisely certain type of nationalist pride.
No one wants to be a nordic A10 aryan if they force-associate it with being a bitch.
However this is advertised precisely for women, who uphold this whole mytheme as a proof that socialism and whatnot works, is not about nordic exceptionalism but about having some outlet to vent their retarded kumbaya succdem dystopia can work. The exact type of humblebragging you saw with Canada and now more generally "europe"
>in my ideological circle classical masculinist nordicism and nord fetishism is all but dead
Is it though? Nazism is still symbiotic with nordicism, because it is core to germanic nationalism that they understand they have a common origin in germanics who were in turn nordics.

The shilling from nordics coming from the left is more of an impersonal shilling for leftism hijacking and skinwalking a nationality as a deceptive way to have a proxy, in which to attack them you need to attack the carriers of their diseased system

>>213028273

By your own admission women read "romance" novels about being fucked by any kind of creature possible lmao they aren't genetically fetishizing Scandinavia. Women intuitively don't even understand genetics, which is why they're drawn to violent criminals as well.

>>213028307

It's pretty much self imposed. How could you deny Scandinavia is mostly feminist bureaucracies? Sweden Yes is an old meme.

>Is it though? Nazism is still symbiotic with nordicism, because it is core to germanic nationalism that they understand they have a common origin in germanics who were in turn nordics.

I don't really agree. Fascism/Nazism is more adjacent to Romabooism than Nordicism. Look at the iconography and the fasces itself. Hitler's Nazism was more a blend of HRE/Roman, Germanic, Nordic elements, which is basically what Germany already is. It was more German nationalism than anything else.
Idk if anyone noticed but after WW2 the Jews wanted to paint Nazis as these highly exclusive, nord fetishizing puritans in an attempt to distract from the fact that it was more general Germanic nationalism and that they actually had the most racially diverse coalition in the fight. While Hitler could acknowledge nords as ideal genetic specimens he was for his country and nation first he wasn't adopting a Viking aesthetic as much as Roman one.

>>213028497
>lmao they aren't genetically fetishizing Scandinavia
They are, among others. That they're also fetishizing mythical creatures is more of a side-point, this is their equivalent of physical objectification outside of actual sex. That they fetishize violent medieval Nord rapists and not a kind Danish software engineer is more my point.

Its like the black fetishization kind of, which is different but similarly disproportionate. They don't fetishize light skin black accountants named Derek or something.

>>213013654 (OP)
None of that is true, the Nords have tons of historical achievements despite an extremely low population, it's almost an anomaly itself
>originator or part-originator of many of the post-Roman European kingdoms (Goths, Vandals, Geats, Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Lombards etc.)
>great continental empires like the North Sea Empire (Danish) and Swedish Empire
>many scientific advancements and inventors (Nobel, Celsius, Bohr, Linnaeus, Virtanen, Birkeland etc.)
>Gustavus Adolphus (Sweden) recognised as one of the most innovative generals of all time
>to this day some of the most developed and civilised countries in the world

>>213028497
>It's pretty much self imposed
After WW2 its more of an humilliation ritual, the same applies for germany and prerty much the whole germanosphere
>Fascism/Nazism is more adjacent to Romabooism than Nordicism.
Fascism and nazism were substantially different (i mean italian fascism in this context)
Nazism was very nordicist, you are conflating the very impersonal leftist shilling for nordicsim
As i said, its very impersonal in nature. Its nothing about "nordics" as a people, or a society, or a culture, or historical entity that they celebrate. Its just that they admit these cosmopolitan vakues on paper and make their socialdemocracy work for the ads.
The same impersonal shilling existed at canadians and no one would brought up canadian mighty anglo culture or anglo genes, it was just impersonal glorification of liberal democracy.
>Idk if anyone noticed but after WW2 the Jews wanted to paint Nazis as these highly exclusive, nord fetishizing
Well yes this was to make it less palatable to the general public. The whole "if you didnt had blond hair you would get killed" or shit like that.
But germanic nationalism in the context of 20th century involved also a glorificaiton of the Poetic Edda, of nordics in general, of ancient germanic culture and their aestethics, of their religious figures, and then of the late antiquity and early medieval germanic tribes which would ultimately come across as nordics in a racial sense.
Nordicism was also much less of a tacit recognition of nordics in scandinavia as it was a recognition of a race not necessarily located anywhere, of which scandinavians were seen as the most primeval representatives avaliable.

My point is, you are mischaracterizing modern lib humblebragging for nordicism
While one is just the celebration of a economic system and ideology the other was a much more intimate and personal ethnic-auto-fetishization

>>213028697

Aren't you the one confusing concepts here though? You are invoking classical Germanic Nordicism, which basically blends the two nations together and sees them as one people, a cultural history thing, when this discussion is more about modern Scandibooism which excludes Germany and is well after post WW2 cultural reformation. I keep saying the people now who hold Scandinavia in the highest light are not the same people as the 1930's. I'm not even talking about that as it's literally irrelevant in 2025, pan-Germanic identity is quite dead.

When I think "Scandiboo" in 2025 I don't picture Heinrich Himmler I see a white woman in IKEA. Scandinavia isn't the embodiment of strength and virility moreso order, safety, functional society that isn't seen in most of the rest of the world. Again this is why it's parallel to weabooism. It's frequently the same person crying about how wonderful both societies are and if you press them on the ethnic component they aren't going to admit ethnic homogenity of superior people are a factor.

>>213028875
But is very impersonal and not scandiabooism.
That my point
Its also "canadianism" and "vermont-ism" and "californiaism" and "europeanism" in general.
Is not about -scandis-, is just about whatever country dems are pointing iut at the moment to prove how socialism work
Sometimes is the netherlands
Sometimes is the abstract of "europe" as in "the european union has trains :o", sometimes is even about china.

Compare with japanese weabooism that has a large cultural and historical component "japanese women are cute, japense culture is x y amd z, katanas, anime, ramen". Japanese fantacisim is much more intimate, while nordic lefty fanatism is more like the one you see for canada.
If nordics voted a rw government it would dissapear, while if japs do it weebs would still shill for japan

>>213028875
>When I think "Scandiboo" in 2025 I don't picture Heinrich Himmler I see a white woman in IKEA
The problem with this is that you're describing a subculture that doesn't exist. Like this is literally not a fetishization, it's not even a thing. Women go to IKEA for modular cheap furniture and bullshit they find cute. Its not even divorced from cultural or physical fetishization, that just never existed.

>>213014410
Brown women just bend over and open vageen for us, you don’t have to ask for permission

>>213028098
No i'm with Argie on this. Scandics are held as prime germanics and need to be humiliated. Your example of nords vs med is perfect. There's little to zero difference in policies, statecraft or general mentality between Scandinavia and cunts like Spain and Italy today. On a myriad of topics the nordics edge out to be on the more "based" side even. These differences are negliable and barely worth mentioning but it really goes to show how hard the vibes differ between virtually identical zones on all topics that chuds care about. It comes off as manufactured even. Personally i suspect it's because of the hordes of third worlders who self insert with the meds

>eating nasty fermented food
Finland isn't part of that though.

>>213029151

It doesn't exist lmao nigger my sister and reddit exist, I know the exact kind of person who loves Scandinavia. I have a champagne socialist friend who just came back from Norway. Why even respond with this inane shit

>>213013654 (OP)
THE NORSE HAVE THE BEST RUNIC WRITING SYSTEM. IT'S PERFECTION.

OLD NORSE IS TIED TO RUNES,
TEACHING THE ENTIRE WORLDVIEW (LIFE) THROUGH RUNES AND LANGUAGE.

BEFORE SLAVERY THEY WERE THE MOST ADVANCED SOCIETY ON EARTH.

ROME AND MODERN SOCIETY HAS NOTHING ON IT.

>>213029768
But they dont "love scandinavia"
They love champagne socialism and see scandinavia as an example of it.
Comaprw with japanese fetishization: weebs learn japanese, listen japanese music, watch japanese cartoons and read japanese comics. Write in hiragana and katakana, put themselves corny online japanese names like sakura, are obsessed with japense history, japanese aestethics, japanese cuisine, japanese culture, japanese people and their race.

Weaboism is a very intimate devotion for japan in a cultural, racial, historical, etc level
They probably dont even know about the current government of japan, they just like japan

Meanwhile if you see someone larping as nordic, reading nordic history, interested in nordic scripts and nordic languages, or with a fascination for nordic aestethics and culture. You are almost definitely in front of a nazi, not a succdem. The succdem relation with nodics is very superficial ideological affinity

Not giving shit about other counties is a core tenant of being American

>>213028690
These are “achievements” I would associate with any middling irrelevant country, like Ethiopia or Vietnam. Just look at the scandis neighbours (UK, Germany, Russia, Greece, Turkey, Spain and Portugal) and compare what they achieved to what the Nordics have. Even a similarly small country like Greece or Portugal blows them out the water, while being “poor” and “racially inferior”

>>213013654 (OP)
they ruled the slavs tho

>>213030535
Not hard

>>213030716
and yet UK only ever managed to rule brown and black people armed with spears

>>213030526
>scandis neighbours
>greece
>turkey
>spain
>portugal
put on that bicycle helmet nigel

>>213030750
We literally had all of europe under our thumb, we colonised the new world while you were living in mud huts

>>213030850
>We literally had all of europe under our thumb
never happened, too comfortable on that dreary island

>>213030869
Was more profitable to colonise the new world than start wars over who fucked who’s cousin like you did on the continent you nordic pig. You were never worth conquering.

>>213030961
Try colonising new islamabad or london as you call it

the nordic man stands alone against all this hate

>>213031017
its rough out here

>>213030999
I don’t think this joke works when Stockholm has also been colonised
>>213031017
Quit riding their meat mongol

>>213025637
>>213025583
desu a country in northern england so called scotland with its inventions mog all nordic inventions

>>213013685
kys

>>213013654 (OP)
Because people are retarded animals who think with their genitals and will discard all logic and evidence in favor of their genitals

>>213031152
>>213031122

>>213013654 (OP)
>no great empires
What's that? Is that egg I detect on your face?

>>213030103
Superb take

>>213034341
Literally your own country and a few shitty bits of Scotland nobody wanted doesn’t make an empire

>>213013654 (OP)
>only european cunts to remain white and still live close to nature
guess we achievee something then.