Thread 213013718

Eurobros.......

>>213013718 (OP)
@grok is this real?

he sun dried those yuro freaks

wait... the sun dried tomatoes that i buy from italy were left outside in a random field like that where flies shit on on them?????????????

just remember: nobody in the entire world saw a beautiful person until europeans colonised them

>>213013718 (OP)
Italians would be among the first Europeans to eat tomatoes though
Columbus was Italian
You take some seeds and less than a year later you can grow them at home
Wild tomatoes looked like this before selective cultivation

But yes, when an Italian says that his family recipe includes tomatoes that might only go back for 30 generations, so only several times as many to not be considered genetically relatives anymore so it's basically not valid culture and the same as mcdonalds hehe #owned

>>213013718 (OP)
... and potatoes... and peppers...
Lager yeast popped up around the same time. Blonde beer didn't happen until the early 1700's, and modern blonde lager/pilsner until the 1830's.
It really doesn't take much for something to become "traditional". If your grandparents did it, and taught your parents who then taught you, that's a tradition - all within 50-75 years.

>>213014074
the heya hoyas had a head start with these ingredients for thousands of years and yet accomplished nothing culinary wise with them
woah

>>213014074
There are ingredients that came from Europe to the americas as well
More of them actually than the other way around which makes sense if you look at a world map

>>213013945
First tomatoes were yellow, that's why we call them "pomodori" (golden apples), they became red after We breeded them.

>>213014123
The joys of subsistence living, and fuck-all for easy-to-domesticate animals.
My dad's got a recipe in ojibwe for cuy with chilies, masa, and some kind of shallot/ramp. I've done it with pork and it weren't bad, but I don't think I could mangle a bunch of guinea pigs to see what was worth bringing that bullshit thousands of kilometers north.

>>213013778
Don't forget the bugs landing on them and taking a shit on them along with dust and what other junk is in the air.

>>213014286
Meat. The two most important things the white side of my family brought the red side were smallpox and domesticable livestock.

>>213013945
Those small tomatoes have the best flavor tho.

>>213013778
What did you think sun dried meant?

>>213013778
>wait...
>sun dried tomatoes were dried in the sun???????

>>213013718 (OP)
...and yet it's still inextricably linked to Italian culture,.much like coffee lmaoooo fucking cocksucking faggots are on all sorts of copium nowadays.
Coffee is defacto Italian now. It's linked to their culture, their identity and turned it into their own by their ability to romanticise it in a way no one else has. It doesn'tatter that they didn't discover it. The same goes for tomatoes. Cope and seethe.

>>213014347
>>213014350
at least put an insect net over them wtf

>insert random criticism on European food or everything else not being 100% European because that fruit/vegetable/or whatever was originally from another continent
Usual inferiority complex brown comment on social media

>>213014342
I think wheat is also up there in importance.

Yeah the puebla were making tortillas out of maize before the transatlantic trade happened, but bread became possible with the arrival of old-world grain.

>>213014380
Sometimes they do.
Buy they also do this in pretty dry places where there is less bugs, and they salt them a lot.

>>213014417
The bannock and firewater made us all fat and shiddy because we have absolute garbage impulse control... and in my family, at least, we didn't breed that out until we ran out of toner.
But in general, yeah, wheat, barley, black pepper, proper onions and garlic, a whole whack of green veggies, and the aforementioned farmable food animals.

>>213013718 (OP)
How do they not lose half of the tomatoes to birds?
When I eat breakfast outside and go inside to refill a glass of milk for 2 minutes some fucking bird has landed and stolen half of my breakfast.

>>213014501
Birds dont like tomatoes

>>213014544
but they like peppers
silly birds

>>213014544
>Yes, birds do eat tomatoes. Ripe, red tomatoes are particularly attractive to many bird species, including mockingbirds, cardinals, sparrows, and starlings. Birds are drawn to the color and juiciness of ripe tomatoes, using them for both food and hydration.

>>213013718 (OP)
Why does this matter? Where the "own"?

>>213013718 (OP)
mexicans didn't eat chicken, beef, sheep, pork likewise
they ate dogs

>>213013718 (OP)
I don't get it. What's the problem?

>>213013718 (OP)
imagine eating night shades in the year of the lord 2025 LOL
might as well eat pure poison

>>213014910
This retard made a new thread 3 hours later and got the same replies as my post

>>213013778
>>213014380
don't worry, dude
there's a maximum limit of how much insect and insect poop you can eat in your sun dried tomatoes

>>213014990
he won because he uses dark mode and you don't

>>213014990
You didn't really put an effort in your post