The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies edition

https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm

I think I have a hernia. ;(

>>213014667
I think you need to fuck off

>>213014468 (OP)
too early you're retarded

>>213014468 (OP)
need a relationship with someone that has ovaries and a prostate (both), not as a fetish thing but definitely to go to pound town on the prostate till they come at the same time

every wanking moment

studying japanese
or, as the little japanese fellas say, 日本語勉強してる

butt

day 2 for them starts soon

im not a cuck

Spamiam

wonder what shamima begum is doing right now
is she just going to stay in that camp for the rest of her life?

>when you dare to oppose the staff's designated gay cuck spammers

just got a warning for reporting the freak's posts
thanks jantard you good for nothing piece of shit

>>213014778
>>213014791
melty

>>213014468 (OP)
john mcoffee

talking to girls idea:
>talk about something they like (drugs or something, like cocaine or something)
>spend longer talking about some shit they dont care about (so they sit there with the good feeling wanting to fuck you) that you care about like emotionally

Literally was about to get in bed and got the stomach pangs of diarrhea so now I'm sat on the toilet in the dark with 2% phone life. Had the initial toilet explosion but the rest is working its way out

I think it's mostly because the new jannies are all esl and therefore unable to understand the rules

>>213014791
Really is quite bold of the tranitors to do this after their usernames, IPs and emails were all leaked. Just saying.

>>213014802
You have no life and no worth, heathernonce.

then they give some one-liner conclusion or summary of what they think :)

>>213014778
>>213014791
what do you expect when catyank the corrupt janny openly breaks the rules himself

>>213014822

>>213014830

*enters your thread*

I wanted to give thanks for all the advice you gave I earlier today

>>213014823
Now you know how it feels to walk a mile in an Indians shoes.

>>213014844
yes

i take a piss now
make Piccolinis in my oven
drink another beer
and then i go to bed

>>213014830
its probably because of the leak. Who would want to be a janitor? It's one of the most hated positions on the internet but also one of the most necessary.

>>213014862
pissing yourself yeah?

>>213014828
Nah they were rotated after Gamergate. Too much noticing, had to replace all the old team with Tumblrites.

>>213014850
Your entire world is ending in 4 days. You will have nothing.

learning about plants

>>213014855
Maybe three people of normal weight. Get the Mounjaro added to the water supply NOW

>>213014864
It is necessary in a theoretical sense, but the current team foster spam on purpose. Which makes them the opposite of necessary (unless they are actual glowies, which is looking more and more likely).

>>213014855
for me its the cute girl at 00:39

Hiro was called out a decade ago for working for the Japanese govt and moot literally went to work at the largest Pentagon contractor in the world lol. Use your heads.

sick of it all
all of it

>>213014876
bud gamergate is older than half the website stop being dumb

professional wrestling

>>213014966
I can't post on /pw/

>>213014960
And what does that prove you stupid fucking yank?

Won't lie lads I've maybe done a 95-97% arse wipe there I just want to go to bed and fall asleep watching Metal Gear Solid extreme difficulty videos

Remember when the BBC kept saying the Ukraine war was the 'first war in Europe since WW2', obviously forgetting about Yugoslavia. Then they quietly dropped the phrase from their vocabulary

>>213014975
why?

listening to horse music

but thats just a theory... a GAME THEORY

>>213014644
Have you ever noticed that Paul really wants you to have a good morning?

>>213014976
I would be legitimately surprised if 1 mod from that era was still active. You're making patters off of data thats not necessarily connected and its making you crazy.

>Canada to fast track Indian seniors for permanent residency.
why?

>>213014982
Remember when Moscow was gonna be taken after the summer counteroffensive, I mean the Kurk offensive?

>>213014995
that doesnt make sense

>>213015011
the horses are also idols

>>213014982
>still watching the BBC in 2025
MONG

>>213015004
>source: idk i just feel it
Leave this thread. Adults are talking.

>>213014992
Someone being a bastard with my ip range it seems

>>213015021
>female horses
zzz

>>213014938
>>213014855
for me it's 37

>>213015029
Bro. Broski. Brochacho. I'm 28 years old, when gamergate happened I was 16. Let it go.

heart disease in final stages
heart failure soon
good bye brit
had a good run

>>213008783
>>213009963

>>213015056
And swaglord was still a senior mod. You being an ignorant child does not make any difference to staff continuity.

>>213015077
la atrocidad de britannia

>>213014828
the jannies are all mossad anon

post the k word and you'll get banned in 3 hours(so its not obvious you got banned for using it to people that are currently in the thread), not to mention the obvious shilling that goes on

Keira Knightley was only 15 when she appeared topless in The Hole.

can't imagine anything worse than a public facing job role, customer service, retail, sales, telesales
imagine your mortgage literally relied on your having to serve /brit/
imagine that being your life

>>213014907
those aren't average americans those are specifically the type of people who would queue for hours for the grand opening of a truck stop convenience store

>The Hole
Didn't know they made a biography of your mum

Women niggas be like, buy me more jewlery

>>213015079
don't even remember who that is man, back in those days i was active in shitredditsays and on tumblr. what im saying is that bringing up that shit in YOLD 3191 is crazy, none of that shit is relevent today id eat my hat if it was,

>>213015077
who is that?
I'm going to marry him

Welp, won't be engaging any yank ITT again

>>213015066
I fixed it don't worry

I visited tel aviv just last week and the people were so warm and friendly
as soon as I got off the plane I was greeted by like 9 beautiful women who took my bags and lead me to a waiting car
in the car they gave me a massage, made me food, poured me drinks and rode my cock
I love israel
you should show your support for Israel and visit

>>213015117
i unironically enjoy my job working a big convenience store, most of the customers are alright, and the ones who are cunts it's fun to piss them off, plus i'm less than 10 minutes walk away so no commute

>>213015156
cool thanks man
you're a gooden

just checked
mental how

>>213015174

>>213015143
don't know
why are you so thirsty for some random lad

Just got back from my walk with the dogs and some light dinner with the Mrs

How was last thread?

Did Heatherchad redpill everyone with some hard-to-swallow pure satire?

I'm 31
I'm an only child
never been in a relationship
haven't had sex in over 3 months
it's over for me and my bloodline

>>213015220
Everybody got warned for reporting him

majula... home

>>213015240
Fascinating

I wonder why that is?

Oh well, only 4 more days

>>213015235
I have a 2 inch penis and work at lidl

>>213015235
never had sex unless you count giving oral a couple of times a little over a decade ago. I don't think I'm really missing anything honestly, seems overrated.

>>213015235
3 months no badie coochie is craaaaazy unc. praying for you fr fr.

Rorke unmasked

>>213015240
i didn't get warned. feel a bit left out

>>213015174
https://files.catbox.moe/z7tq18.mp4
Amazing

>>213015269
COINTELPRO niggas running the site.
Ofcom is accidentally doing us a huge favour lol.

>>213015328
when I look at the lives of my colleagues and family with kids, im always glad I never had them
they are beyond miserable
marriage, children and mortgage... your life is over
prison
no escape

>>213015362
@rorke is this real?

I think undertale is my favourite game of all time.

>>213015285
i have a good job and make good money yet no reproductive success
>>213015344
i only seem to attract mentally ill women

>>213015375
yes

me? 40 year old man who spends his time playing games, watching anime and shit posting here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlPsybmaNmA

>>213015371
im not against the idea of meeting someone romantically but realistically im a loser who cant even support myself, i have nothing to offer anyone and am in no position to be anyone's partner.
Never really was into casual sex stuff though, like never downloaded tinder or any of those apps mostly because its scary.

>>213015429
Do you enjoy it

whats the biomass up to these days?

any of y'all got one of these hanging up on your walls

>>213015407
if you make good money just buy one
good deals on Ukrainian brides right now, dont know why... it's like they're all desperate to leave

>After being arrested, Walker-Bailey told police officers that he’d been ‘awake for five days without sleeping, watching nothing but videos of the Israel Palestine conflict’.

>Prosecutors said that Walker-Bailey then attacked Jonathan Adams, who was walking home. Walker-Bailey, who appeared ‘agitated’, asked him: “Do you know Israel?”

>He then asked if he ‘knew what Israel was doing to children’. Ms Gargitter said: “Mr Adams told him that he did, that it was awful - He was attacked with a machete anyway..

>>213015212
because we're in love

not a fan of when uncs be bradley posting with nefarious intentions

>>213015470
because our taxes are all being spent on some gay war init

>>213015461
What do you think
>>213015462
No, we have a painting of our old family home

Do people with a West Country accent pronounce Saint Nicholas as Saint Knickerless?

>>213015001
john wrote that song actually but yes

>>213015473
leftypol exposed

>>213015492
>What do you think
have they been imported yet? why aren't they on the dole?

>>213015513
They've already been wanked mate what more do you want fucking hell

>>213015502
i dont

>>213015473
saw an elderly man waiting in line for food in garage, as soon as he got to the front he collapsed and died
lol

>>213015525
get them imported, fed, shagged, and on the dole right fujcking now

>>213015545
quadruple lock his pension

>>213015503
I feel like Lennon is singing it sardonically but on Paul's backing vocal you can really tell that he genuinely wants us to have a good morning.

rorke choosing splash for his feebas over tackle. leftypol choosing tacke

>>213015545
auto corrected gaza to garage
kek

>>213015558
All those doctors, neuroscientists, theoretical physicists.

yeah I bet neuroscience is pretty easy and they should be able to give lobotomies with electric by now

>>213015558
imagine the smell
why are they all men tho

what are your thoughts on brown women

Music is math materialised as a wave
Math is the universe, the universe is God
Our God is a tonal God, through the correct sequencing of vibrations we can communicate and learn the unknowable
Of course that means to find it by bringing it from yourself, via self witnessing and realisation of the reality that we a the dreaming tonal One experiencing itself subjectively
What is the correct tone? How do we find it?
We could spend infinite lifetimes searching for it and going mad and never be any closer
The mystery still eludes my firm grasp and perhaps that of any willing to share it
For who, having witnessed it, could ever fathom explaining the landscape to a blind man who knows not what colour is?
Few if any will understand, all I can do it put one foot in front of the other until I find my way
Or else perhaps I'll die, and then the God-Me will create a new image through which to experience, who can say?
If you know you know and if you don't you don't
Perhaps the Dreamer knows not what he dreams or how to find what he seeks, if he is seeking at all!

in my opinion the second part. it should be done

>>213015603
your birthrate is declining. why do you need more women when you can import 90% male criminals instead?

would you stay there?

if we were importing female dogs the women would freak out too!

>>213015615
want

why dont they just deport all the immigrants to the Ukrainian front lines
thats a winn win for everyone

>>213015616
The past inside the present

>>213015603
The journey is very dangerous and goes through a lot of dangerous countries where you're surrounded by and put under the authority of men you don't know, it's incredibly unsafe for women.

we should take slutty women whod do porn and make them al lincedibly rich that way they can just buy men instead of being slutty

>>213015647
Dying on the frontline is Whitey's job

>>213015651
Fool, there is no present! The only gift is the eternal skipping past to future with not anything to grasp onto
Truly a poor present indeed!

>>213015641
no
what if i wanted to have a wank

its different to slavery btw. it just is!

Don't reply to the schizos

I want libertee individualism and free market for everyone

Would you get a blowjob from a passing tranny?

>>213015684
90% of the justification being 'we can pay them dirt' and 10% 'we NEED their food and can't get it ANY other way!'

'Anti-capitalists' cheering this on intensely

>>213015711
Die, satan

>>213015362
Spooky

whatever that means
whatever that means

>>213015719
Transphobia isn't funny

watching the 1998 Rock Bottom ppv ngl lads lot of the Attitude Era was a bit shite

>>213015741
You're right; it's necessary.

I mean whatever that means

>>213015741
I’m serious. Would you get a blowjob from a tranny that not only passed but was actually kind of hot?

You have to admit . . .

>>213015749
You have sent yourself to hell

>>213015760
under the right circumstances...maybe

>>213015749
People don't laugh with you for that they don't even laugh at you they just avoid you for being hateful. You can change and be nice, I believe in you.

>>213015743
Early to mid 90s WCW before NWO became a thing is underrated. Sting had blonde hair and so did Steve Austin.

I just laughed out loud on purpose with him

Wish there was a way to get in shape

Gave up trannies as an option because most have oral herpes, and they don't tell you that before sex. They give oral sex to gay men that have had anal sex with men, and voila- a sore hath appeared.

>>213015564
I think they both wanted me to have a good time all the time

mmmhmmm perfectly normal get them taught to kids

feed dog treats to women (of legal age)

>>213015810
In the early 2000s this would have been seen as purely a sexual fetish thing and extremely fucked up.

>>213015771
Don't worry laddy I'm not a troon myself!

muis

way back to get society up the slippy slope: feed dog treats to women

need to have more drugs tolerance level is piss

>>213015787
Wahey

>>213015810
Nonces SWEATING at this cutie

way to get society back up the slippery slope: feed trans 'women' to dogs

I'm attracted to john balance

So give me coffee and tv

people should learn how to make a claymore mine

The Bible.

la biblioteca

I would use a car bumper and the good old trusty CO2 bomb (basically the new energy drink formulae they have made), carboxylic acid and water

>>213015910
uhh i dont think that's how it's spelt

>>213015895
I love coil.

>>213015935
?

mousey is that you? <3 <3 <3

>>213015946
:/

>>213014468 (OP)
Mass shootings are funded by the CIA.

heh

>>213015908
from what tho? what sources could they possibly use?!

Watching all the art fags rage about AI art is a bit like watching the monks in the scriptorium rage at the printing press. Like bruh it's too late

>>213015944
I love you

>>213015976
quite frankly absurd that you think you can post this

>>213015983
government should write about it during this wartime

>>213015978
:(

;]

>>213015985
There's always deviantart

>Brexit
>Get Brexit done
>Lower immigration
>stop the boats
>British DOGE
>Send criminals to El Salvador
What bullshit is r nige going to pivot to next?

Trannies aren't the solution to the incel problem. The solution is make positive growth within yourselves and learn how to be confident, and find a girl that hasn't fucked around with 400 partners.

>>213016043
please address >>212993943

>>213016058
Kind of feel bad for women. Their days are numbered.

>>213016048
Why are you still paying attention to that runt rather than canvassing for Homeland?

>>213015975
>in LATAM and MENA
FTFY

>>213016073

>>213016073
hahaha I'm flattered and tickled but I will never give up my secrets <3

>>213016078
They hold most of the power in dating and marriage now. Men hold very little, unless they're in the top 5% of men that fit the criteria for being desirable. I do feel sorry for trannies on some level, no man is ever going to marry them and they serve as temporary sexual relief for the desperate men that have given up on finding a woman.

Drunk on Monday
I'm drunk on Monday my lads

>>213016149
A clue lost.

>>213016149
get in

>>213016080
>Homeland
i dropped it after the 1st season

>>213016148
>Men hold very little, unless they're in the top 5% of men that fit the criteria for being desirable
telling on yourself here

>>213016071
Grim.

>>213016163
A clue gained, actually.

>>213016149
what did you drink?

>>213016179
Remember where we are.

>>213016149
wet hot pussy coming right your way sir, all you have to do is-010101010101110shchhhchchcshshhekkkkk

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wet hot pussy file not found

>>213016071
She's definitely not 'his' wife at that point.

>>213016201
Several measures of whisky
>>213016204
FUCK SAKE SORT IT THE FUCK OUT LAD

>>213016213
I used to drink whisky alone at night
hope it was good

>>213016219
It's beautiful lad. I'm not alone but I do enjoy posting here.

>>213016202
i was up yo mommas pussy ln

in the last 48 hours
>0 hrs sleep
>50 or more urinations
>4.5 poos discharged
>10,000 puffs on the vape
>13 black coffees
>0 showers
>4 times brush teeth
>2 clues gained

latex gf

>>213016231
Good on you for keeping up with your toothbrushing. Especially important if you're on the meth.

>child in gmod game has any power and a gun
>someone gets shot
>every single time

>>213016246
am latex bottom

gymtoil done

bourbon is actually better than scotch and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>213016227
huh how about that. try to shower today if you can.

catyank is spamming /sauna/ now. odd little fellow

>>213015975
Always.

>>213016250
cheers mate. small victories

>>213016314
good for him. he's whimsical, he's better than most of the weirdos on this board.

>>213016314
noticed he's doing a little avatar usage there
you know what to do

why is every other antipodean on the ice

meth is based, I need it. so long as it doesnt actually rot the teeth

>>213016356
pet the cat?

>>213016389
No Steven hard drugs are not 'based', they're very bad for your health and will land you in jail. Your father will hear about this when he gets home.

>>213016427
if thtey were legal no they wouldnt

this is rorke

I wonder how much Emma Watson would charge for her poo.

what is that thing where you feel like you need to lie down but you already are lying down

>>213016354
Since when has whimsy been a synonym for spamming, racism, sexism, christofascism, advertising, and being a general nuisance?

>>213016482
He looks cool.

>>213016530

>>213007542

>>213016560
Mogs me

>>213016560
stop posting your microdick you've been doing this for years now

>>213016584
is it the same guy with the swtich that got doxxed? he still hasn't learnt his lesson?

>>213016482
anime villain aesthetic

>>213016482
he has pretty hair

just got a 150,630XP xp drop in Pokemon Go

>>213016601
dont think so

>>213016584
don’t know who you mean, not me though
just noticed my post has been up for hours from we were all posting our flaccid williams

>>213016610
92 is halfway to 99 :>

dartrix looks like romeo from the romeo and juliet quest in runescape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeS1ftE7n2k
:)

more like, 42 is halfway to 43

still guffawing at this 11 years later

ran out of coffee

no WCW on UK Netflix shame

.


.

.

.

get cancer and die

>>213016688
slightly annoyed that britpol got 1000x more public recognition for this than we ever have, despite /brit/ gimmicks ending up much further afield

>>213016766
why u drinking coffee

>>213016688

.

.

>>213016792
>despite /brit/ gimmicks ending up much further afield
name one

And I’ll measure my dick with a stick
And I’ll measure my dick with a stick
Then I’ll measure my cock with a rock
And I’ll measure my dong with a thong

>>213016805

>>213016798
I'm not drinking coffee I ran out of coffee
did you read my post

>>213016805
deano is in the uk lexicon
racist in greggs is still mentioned on the outer web to this day

>>213016831
deano came from brit/pol/ as did norf fc

>>213016813
that was from /r9k/ not here

>>213016841
not true at all actually if you look back in the records

chat this is so boring

David Bowie faked his death.

>>213016850
*jingles some keys in front of your face*
yeah?

>>213016828
yeah
clearly i made the erroneous assumption that you consumed the final coffee recently
i apologise

>>213016842
wrong
the "virgin walk" as a phrase was posted a few times on r9k, and the later image with "the chad stride" was first posted there, but the characteristics of the virgin walk and that image was posted here. very easy to verify this

David Death faked his Bowie

>>213016856
He died on Flight 93

>>213016874
knowyourmeme says it was from /r9k/

>>213016841
complete bollocks, both were shamelessly plagiarised

>>213016856
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

LMAO

stop arguing over nonsense

>>213016904
>On March 25th, 2017, an illustration depicting an example of the "virgin walk" was posted to /r9k/ (shown below)
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72684188/#q72686034
as i said, very easy to verify

>>213016919
Poo and farts come out of that.

>>213016906
no shit. Trump raped two 13 year old girls, this has been public knowledge forever and his voters never gave a shit.
Men would simply rather vote for a pedophile rapist than a woman.

>>213016905
norf fc literally started as a meme about the brit/pol/ triplord eddie

>>213016927
The public are bluepilled

>>213016921
>March 25th, 2017
time doesn't feel real

>>213016932
and deano?

>>213016906
This yours?

>>213016948
Honestly I think the majority of people are just actually evil.

You lads got your IDs ready for your next wank? just a few days away now!

grug wojak, another /brit/ original btw

i know its dumb but im pretty glad i got to live through the golden age of the internet. It's truly normiefied and coming to the end but im glad I got to experience a unique period of time.

>>213017010
why do i recognise this fella

>>213017010
More like have you got your VPN set to Vermont yet?

>>213017009
Think what happens is what you might be at risk of right now. They get so fed up with other people that they justify their own evil tendencies, probably 80% of evil people have had evil done to them real or perceived. Chain is difficult to break, someone has to break it

>>213017057
Sephirothsword57

he's on cameo, got him to say happy birthday to my friend and call his taste in games shit

it would be easy to maintain 1 Pokemon caught per 1 hour of every day every year after the second year and with averages

>>213016921
>/r9k/
>link is on /int/
wut?

>>213017051
i dont regret anything because its what led to who i am. i dont envy the new generation because the times theyre having now are times ive already had. theres always good things in the world even if most of it is bad. I like being stupid because I tend to forget the bad and have good memories of stuff like that too. People of tomorrow will have these same feelings too.

>>213017094
the new generation didn't get to experience cowboy internet times, it was much more exciting and explorative than what is going on now.

>>213017091
yes mate, if you'd take a look you'd see the date on that post is the 24th of march, whereas knowyourmeme thinks the original post containing that image was from the 25th of march

the 24th of march came before the 25th of march. do you understand yet? please explain how i can make this clearer for you

>>213017073
i try to do good. I try not to eat meat and try not to drink and have never been violent. When I die I am NOT coming back I refuse it is not happening there is no force in or outside of any of the three worlds that can make me.

>>213017120
>>213017120
>>213017120