beatle

poo smells lmao

good morning lads!

Like to think there are more than 3 worlds. Got the old heaven? Got the old hell? Got us right now? How about 5-10 more? Why not? Buddhists and Hindus get them I think?

I can put nori in my split pea soup

>>213017141

>>213017152
Dark day in America

>>213017166
why

>>213017161
yeah, sound a lot better than normal split pea soup. its very bland. Maybe add some paneer as well.

tummy a rumbling, bladder a filling, might have to pop down to the little boys room to powder my nose if I may be excused

3 NUKES WOULDNT BE ENOUGH.

want to find more bad music
very rarely do I hear a song and think "that is comlpete shit"
what are some examples of remarkably bad songs lads

>>213017120 (OP)
Crazy how these guys actually sounded like a sick bovine taking the biggest shit its ever taken in its life, but we were memed by Big Music to believe they were genius

Kookookachoo!!!!!!!

anyone else get really racist in their own head whilst training agility?

>>213017203
I love it but you'll probably hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYB5fFCiA4

labubu dubai chocolate matcha latte is the zoomer version of pumpkin spice latte

>>213017194
No, kitten.
*Picks you up, pulls down your pants and lays you down on the table*
Give daddy his desert

>>213017216
I ask for an example of a remarkably bad song and you send a song that you "love"? you thick fucking idiot, are you dim?

>>213017218
none of yhese words are in yhe binble

thats scary

>>213017216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

>>213017192
I don't have any paneer on hand but that could be good
my favorite thing in pea soup is nice chunks of potato and carrot

>>213017203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>213017236
this is vile and evil for all my attempts to connect with 60s outsider art

>>213017244
ts a banger

>>213017203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb7fAEQaJwE&list=RDnb7fAEQaJwE&start_radio=1

sick bovine bro

>>213017262
kill yourself

>>213017203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

>>213017203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzBqayDmJ8

>>213017272
oh right yeah this is one of the songs I was thinking of
this is a really awful song

goodnight cummers (literally), in the privacy of my own home in bed alone :3 gn gn

>>213017203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uERIXLWeik0

https://youtu.be/7S69xWkV4uM?si=oZORx0bgf-XyDERM

>some lad dumps epstein docs in the last thread
>yank immediately slides it with porn
>yank posts an early new a few mins later
CIAniggers all of them, and bad posters to boot

do not give them your (You)s

>>213017309

>>213017309
you should be sectioned and medicated

>>213017120 (OP)
Hard to believe these faggots ever passed as "Englishmen."

>>213017309
honestly i can see that being true

>>213017216
>>213017236
>>213017244
>>213017258
>>213017283
>>213017304
>>213017308
none of these songs are bad

>>213017309
it's a copypasta that's been posted a million times on reddit it's not esoteric knowledge

>>213017339
good post

>>213017120 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYrdbcaZmgU

>>213017331
why wouldnt they

researching "how to exit a lucid dream" and all of the links are red

>>213017326
cry about it lil faggot

>>213017339
This is their best song imo
https://youtu.be/tVCUAXOBF7w

>>213017339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

>>213017203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8

lil bro actually thinks those were the epstein files :skull: ongod cuz

researching "can you get electrocuted from a light switch if you are wet"

>>213017395
he started everything

>>213017357
ngl I've never liked the beatles at all. I have no idea why but I just hate their vibe. 'We are singing a song now and it is a song we have written and it is music that we have written' vibe

>>213017431
trvke

>>213017442
I take it you've combined the word 'truth' with the word 'nuke' and I agree I dropped a truth nuke there

ooh banana

stopped watching anime awhile ago and now I'm just bored nothing to replace it with

>Not a teen...man in his 30s obviously high. Jumped in willingly. Drowned and then sank.
>Police took roughly 12 minutes to respond. No chance of saving him.

john ringo george and paul which ones my favourite i might pick them all

Don't know if the Donkey Kong 64 rap song would fly these days

why do brits call pounds quids sometimes

>>213017533
zip it nigga

Women need to learn to shut the fuck up and realize their opinions have zero weight, worth or value

>>213017533
why do americans call dollars bucks sometimes

hear me out

>>213017551
why's that monkey holding a butt plug

>>213017550
Because back in the day a buck hide sold for a dollar

>>213017570
Seems quite cheap

is this film 28 days later an allegory for immigration?

How are you with the ladies?

>>213017580
dollar was worth a lot more back then. a loaf of bread cost about a dime, kids could buy a piece of candy for a penny.

>>213017597
its about zombies i think

forum

>>213017597
all the 28 days films are an allegory for how men actually are really scary and maybe you should avoid them.

Beware the balcony

>>213017598
if I knew how to socialise reckon I'd have had sex several times

>>213017601
Quite fascinating how the prices of things change over time don't you think

egg

doing a piss

Have they never seen a zombie within zombie movies or do they know about zombies from watching movies movies?

doing a listen

reckon i have the schizoid personality

>>213017698
do you crave/desire relationships and friendships?

He doesn't care because his threads are doing ironman numbers

here comes the arm chair psychologists

>>213017708
deep inside yes, but on a surface level i never express it

>>213017698
I used to think that but I heard about avpd the other day and I think that fits more because I do want to have relationships with other people I just can't, I'm too afraid.

>>213017698
ktim

>>213017727
then youre not schizoid
you like have avoidant personality disorder

I forgot to buy garlic salt :(

>>213017752
i see, yeah that tracks

>>213017752
likely*

>>213017756
Americans and your "seasonings"

use some fucking real garlic

>>213017752
doctorberg said I had this
looked it up and seems like there's nothing you can really do about it so I choose to believe I don't have it
still a miserable cunt though

>>213017357
john was always the leader though
paul didn't want to be the leader he said so

>>213017357
paul is a bastard though

>>213017779
exposure therapy is quite literally the only way (ie talking to people even if its uncomfy)

>>213017819
well that's me out of options then

>>213017768
I would but I don't have access to a kitchen at the moment :(

>>213017779
You can work on it if you face the fact that you avoid, can forget the "medicine" label. Fear exposure therapy, something or other about the shadow, etc. It's all fear at the end of the day and not a hardware issue as far as I understand. I say this as an avoidant guy who does nothing at all to make his life better btw.

yanks look at donald j trump and say gee willickers now thats the kinda fella who oughta be pursident omds

reckon I want to make kissy kissy with greg lake when he's singing the 21st century schizoid man song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM_G0IRLEx4

seen loads of doctors for years and never been officially diagnosed with anything except depression and anxiety and ADHD
thought my mental illness was more complex than that basic bitch type stuff

>>213017823
why not :(((

It's pretty funny though, all the genocide justification from a millionaire who runs a meditation app

>>213017826
better than electing a woman

>>213017840
anna karenina principle or something

>>213017858
who

>>213017819
what if exposure makes it worse?

>>213017849
someone took my house :(

>>213017864
what's that?
will have to add that to my reading list that i'll probably never finish (or start)

>>213017869
Sam Harris

>>213017821
ive heard the best way is to get a job with unavoidable and frequent social interaction
jobs like office and warehouse work allow you to hide away and not grow out of your anxieties

>>213017879
dont know just looked up
>All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
and it took me to that wikipedia page

>>213017826
I honestly didn't believe that people would vote for him in any significant numbers after everything he did I thought it'd be a sweep for Kamala I was literally destroyed for moths and broke my diet and made me give up on humanity

>>213017878
oh no sweetie why?

>>213017888
i'm freakishly horridly ugly so i don't think it can be solved by just being around people
whenever i'm around people i'm reminded of why i stay indoors

>>213017882
He is such a midwit and wrong about everything.

>>213017590
is it the ocean?

>>213017901
i highly doubt youre as ugly as you think you are, thats very rare
i dont like being around people either but i know ill always wish i had engaged more so i try to force myself to even if its small things

Reckon I'd be less socially avoidant if I were tall and attractive rather than a sickly looking runt

>>213017900
to be mean :(

So this is racismlad

>>213017939
>i dont like being around people either
with the benefit of hindsight are you glad you had these interactions? this question is a catch-22 btw you can probably imagine what my answer will be to both yes and no

>>213017961
scromiting

>>213017961
but racismlad isn't black though

>>213017966
yes, i am, i always feel better afterwards when i engage even if i feel anxious in the moment

haha

The "pop intellectual" sphere promotes midwit plebs like Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, and Jordan Peterson, while completely ignoring the greatest philosopher of our time, Peter Sloterdijk.

>>213017984
right I tend to have the opposite experience
pleased for you though

>>213017950
the buddhist concept of emptiness says that none of us are anything more than our skandas, our physical form, our feelings, perceptions, impulses and consciousness. These things are also nothing more than all the factors that contribute to them, like your circumstances, the thoughts you have, genetics, ect.
You're only you because you went through all that, and no one specific thing made you who you are. We're just like this because it was meant to be.

>>213017983

phwor

>>213017995
erm?

>>213018027
SNIPER GET DOWN

>>213018024
10/10 in Middleborough

>>213017772
took a look at that magazine he went on about

...just not on, really. not on at all.

just battered my wife and children whjo dearly love me and rely on me to provide for them

>wrote a parody of feminism that mocked womans rights
>called Richard Dawkins boring and stupid
>anti-immigrant
>openly called out the Rothschilds and other tribesmen
>strong Nordic Aryan phenotype
Peter Sloterdijk is so based.

>>213018005
...Yh so if I were tall and attractive I wouldn't be socially avoidant. Thanks for reiterating what I just said

Good at high jump in school I was
Didn't grow though and now I'm a tiny useless man

got work tomorrow at 8 am

>>213018098
looks ike a incel

>>213018109
got the day off tomorrow
then the day after that
cuz no one will hire me

>>213018104
I'm saying that might not be the case, most short and ugly people are not like this.
That said you could always get plastic surgery.

>>213018005
mad the buddhists and hindus basically worked everything out 2000 years ago

>>213018098
>slaughter dyke

is there a speedrun leaderboard for fastest time accessing gay porn now the ID checks are in place yet

>girl from Scotland says she wished she was in Florida
>Says I a a dumbass cunt for thinking Scotland is cool

>>213018168
you are

>>213018168
shes dumb for wanting to be in florida
youre dumb for thinking scotland is cool
she probably just wants to slut out on miami beach or sumth

Poop from a pretty girl's butt tastes good.

>>213018116
He's Aryan.

peter sluttydick

:-]

The Baltic Fleet Pub, Wapping, 1929 and 2025

>>213018196
Fizzy cherry grapefruit limeade?

cal egg bldg

>>213018194

>>213018220
That's a very ugly cat

i feel bad messaging cute girls on hinger while being naked in bed farting and balancing my phone on my round belly

>>213018213
yes!

>>213018159
there aren't any id checks though
so about 15 seconds for me

remember the chicken salt meme

business idea: dating app called minge for british slags

>>213018235
wrong

>>213018264
are you the guy from rick and morty who wanted to develop an app

>>213018235
You’re an ugly cat

Would nosh Emma Watson's fanny and arsehole.

>>213018316
im piggle rig

>>213017331
They're irish

You have to admire Emmayank’s dedication to his craft

you'd be famous and your face would be known around the world if you snuck into moo deng's enclosured and raped her
just saying

What a night

Ain’t got no agua

nth for the holodem

>>213018238
i dont message any of my matches because cute girls intimidate me and idk what to say anyways

*takes the knee in the middle of the thread*

>>213018453
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

>>213018159
yeah Mihai's got it down to 7.4 seconds any%

Funny how the Jews are of oriental origin.
All these Asiatic mongoloids running around all day everyday. I mean, they're basically Chinamen. "Oi I'm a Britisher m8."

Fucking chinks.

feeling bored might go to bed

Ok I get it now. Satire law. Boys, don't mind me I've just got it all figured out now, you must be jealous. I'd be jealous too.

unironically want a transgf
seems like the best of both worlds for us bi lads

>Thousands of international students shortchanged by Fanshawe as they head back to India.

>>213018502
Tommystein Robinsonberg, saviour of the Britons

>>213018553
they always have super firm butts cause its hard for amab's to get fat to deposit there even on E
sometimes i just want a soft pillowy arse to play with or lay on

>>213018564
3some with her and espeon

>and espeon

got blue balls for no reason despite not even being aroused

>>213018621
creasing

>>213018553
>>213018553
if you say that to a trans woman she will shoot you down immediately. Do not use the words "best of both worlds" when describing transness ever.

Find a Jew in an alleyway somewhere smearing feces on himself, crying, giggling getting "femdom'd" by an STD ridden prostitute, vomiting, pissing and ejaculating in some drug induced homosexual, hypersexual psychosis.

Cringe and seethe with disgust.

"Oh sweetie you're just JEA-LOUS."

>>213018427
>>213018441
oppa incel style

driking paint
annv43

should I buy eighty ounces of finely ground black pepper?

I saw Beirut live back in 2012. Listening to their albums you'd think they'd be shit live since his songs are so overproduced and use meme instruments but they're actually great
lots of fat hipster girls were there too, being fat wasn't common in NZ back in 2012 like it is now

good morning lads

>>213018723
hej hej

>>213018723
nothing good about my morning

ill die before i admit i got put on

>>213018695
Pliny also complains, "There is no year in which India does not drain the Roman Empire of 50 million sesterces", and further moralizes on pepper:

It is quite surprising that the use of pepper has come so much into fashion, seeing that in other substances which we use, it is sometimes their sweetness, and sometimes their appearance that has attracted our notice; whereas, pepper has nothing in it that can plead as a recommendation to either fruit or berry, its only desirable quality being a certain pungency; and yet it is for this that we import it all the way from India! Who was the first to make trial of it as an article of food? and who, I wonder, was the man that was not content to prepare himself by hunger only for the satisfying of a greedy appetite?

>yeah...I AM JEWISH...and half german
>best of both worlds, ya know?

>>213018694
what color?

>>213018757
I love black pepper

Where’s lachlan
Where’s holden

Imagine how spiritually-whopped and feminine one must be, as a man, to seriously use 'incel' as an insult

should i shave my legs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6OCcM5DoyE
what is this fella's endgame?

>>213018808
inkie

incense and peppermints the color of time

>>213018808
sounds like something an incel would say

>>213018813
depends what type of man you want to attract

>OF COURSHE...INSCHEL
>MMMHMMM

>>213018867
Point stands

wakey wakey

Sean Connery...another kike.
"Robert Shaw" too for that matter.

Anything to defend yourself after this shocker, Rorke?

c'bate webcam girl I'm watching was born in early 2007.

Cause I’m a punk rocker yes I am

Fix your fucking website gookmoot.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BAO7F3U
it says booba

>>213018951
Yeah?

>upload failed
well fuck this shite
i'm off

girl i've been chatting with says that she feels safe with me and that she can say anything because i'm not judgmental
can't wait to do her up the arse

ofcom carrying out a little test is it

>>213019025
thatll be it someday just bang gone not working anymore. britains loneliest men will become even lonelier (although half of us will post here with vpns and half jump to the sharty)

>>213018951
grow up

runtoil on the cards
nice 5k to start the day x

>>213019018
Have you asked for her bodycount yet? Women adore that.

>>213019081
I will never pay for the privilege of posting on 4chan

>>213019089
>121 years old

>>213019018
poo comes from there!

>>213018987
Don't you just hate it when that happens?

reheated burger for breakfast

3 pots of burger sauce please

Delightful ice cream FAGGOTRY my faggot

>>213019018
aw, she sees you just like a brother!

this is my life every day

>>213019155
i used to get a burger from the co-op for breakfast at uni and an energy drink to wash it down. grim times

>still pretending to like the beach boys

>>213019202
Wish I had a horse

>>213019103
no but i told her mine pretty much unprompted

>>213019202
What a cover that is

>>213019155
pack of ramen with some eggs dropped in for me

>>213019226
0 ya lol

>>213019234
nah she said "so you only been with 1 girl?" (don't know where she got that idea from and i told her 4 or 5 depending on what you count
i think that means she's only been with 1 guy and was thinking i was in the same lane

>>213019247
Just say 5 if you're going to say that. Why introduce the "or" bit.

>>213019247
only 4 or 5? lol virge freak

>>213019261
i am satisfied with my choice of wording

>>213019270
bet none of them 4 or 5 were satisfied tho lool

>>213019202
Kind of looks like he's on his phone

studying to be a private investigator, watching sherlock for research

Excuse me this is the incel freak general, take it somewhere else would you? You're making some of us uncomfortable

>>213019202
Not done responding to you
https://youtu.be/Umj-tCO_P1Y

spinning my willy around

>>213018784
green

did the phone call i was putting off for a week and it took only 15 mins and didnt even make me anxious oppa incel style

>>213019336
that's nice dear :)

>>213019336
based avoidantchad

>>213019311
some people have no self awareness

get the 'fefe sucked

>>213019303
*discreetly follows you from a distance*

The missis status?

BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
S

sick of how everyone online has autism or adhd

shell go incoming

teacher: does everyone have their paintbrush
no one:
kid named brush: ts gurt

>>213019369
get out of bed and get the window open to let the stinking incel farts out
get the poo plastered all over the bog
pour bleach over the spattered shite or just let it sit and harden

>>213019380
*deduces that you're following me and also that you haven't had sex from your gait*

>>213019366
Ana shouldn't be listening to that song, not for chicks. Sorry not sorry Ana

>>213019369
sucking one right now

14 years since Breivik today.

wish i was a girl

>>213019395
don't all of these already this morning except one, won't be revealing which

Alright I'm going to bed now
Enjoy the toil

runtoil soon

>>213019404
well done initiate, you've passed the final test
*incelwalks away*

>get out of bed and get the window open to let the stinking incel farts out
keck i do this

sack got a bit wrinkled with the cold
need to warm it up by hand, loosen things up

>>213019442
*were
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

you don't just have windows permanently open to have a constant anti-fart airstream? ngmi

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now that was a good poo

Your skin white but your soul black rorke

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>>213019478
creatures might get in

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>>213019514
I have a crack squad of well trained spiders

rorke: ts gurt
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>>213019520
why do people think having this attitude is cool/badass

ah

>>213019520
always bald with a beard

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>>213019533
They're the Ned Flanders of our generation

Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213019561
scheming little sod

>>213019559
scream what a freak

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

heathermong and ziedbelg synchronised alarm clocks

Hate mornings hate summer love cold dark nights and heavy snow

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

ah yes my daily dose

morning run done
saw an anorexic girlie with arms like twigs go shooting past me

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213019635
>>213019635

>>213019561
Cute hamster