Thread 213019635

just evolve its not that hard

>>213019635 (OP)
wojaks are so fucking dumb, when the hell would you ever even use this? what's the point of this? to pwn animals that can't even comprehend your ebin maymay?

>>213019635 (OP)
>bipedal
>distance runners
>persistence hunters
>can sweat
>use tools and ranged weapons
>big brains for strategy and planning

god we mog animals so much

>>213019655
i can only do 2 of those

*sigh*

>>213019651
>wojaks are so fucking dumb, when the hell would you ever even use this? what's the point of this? to pwn animals that can't even comprehend your ebin maymay?
go back to fagbook, unfunny retard

chiefing luh clickum outside, safe

Shan't be long before we can have our very own Winter of Discontent

What makes this Gaza Genocide particularly grotesque is the fact that a few miles away Israelis continue to live a decadent firstie life.

Babies dying daily while these miscreantes eat and get merry just over the fence.

pinkpantheress farting

>>213019651
reddits down the hall to the left

>>213019686
oh wow such a high effort post gee golly you contributed so much anon

feel free to play with my balls nigger

>>213019727
>facebook.com

>>213019711
bit like us with scotland

>>213019711
theryre comically evil people

>>213019655
I reckon a lot of animals identify humans as a specific threat, after millions of years of total dominance we must be recognised as a specific thing to fear

ive got the be hout the dhoor in 30 minutes

>>213019635 (OP)
your cartoons are dumb and ugly

>>213019735
ngggh please don't use your teeth

need her sat on my face wearing that dress and white panties tbf

>>213019726
those shit cartoons are the worst reddit scum shit wtf are you talking about

Need to renew my gay porn licence for the 25th

>>213019771
>>213019766

press 1 to see the miracle

>>213019777
this but just for a simple willy in vagina since im not weird or that

>>213019753
gee yeah you reckon? really?

Ayo L aura fr skull emoji emoji tiki head emoji

>>213019804
you are boring and ugly and it would be nice if you stopped posting here

>>213019805
could be fun though, her smothering my face in her womanly aroma and flesh until the pre cum is splurtzing from my dick, or sth

>>213019804
>filename
LMAO NO FUCKING WAY, /qa/ lost btw

>>213019726
>>213019781
Hello, redditors

>>213019651
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>>213019753
>millions of years
bruh

>>213019635 (OP)
Lmao, it do be like that

/qa/ lost btw

wow look at all the different flags! neat!

spamming/flooding? in /brit/?

>>213019850
Somebody 'jak this fool

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>The White Indo-European Aryan, having been modelled by evolutionary pressures for tens of thousands of years, has emerged as not just the 'highest-race' among all other humans, but the apex life-form on this planet.

>If the White race was to pass entirely out of history, if the beauty of the Aryan women was resigned entirely to the history books, buried under a mountain of race-mixing and miscegenation - then the mission of the Creator in the creation of this planet will have failed, and this blue marble will circle around the sun for countless millennia, once more entirely devoid of intelligent life.

Burn this into your memory.

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anomaly located on lower hoh road

>>213019972
entrance to the black lodge

In case 4chan does get banned, here are some good sites where you can continue to be aware of the political and social issues our people face.

https://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/
https://counter-currents.com/
https://volkish.org/
https://millennialwoes.substack.com/
https://westsdarkesthour.com/

Feel free to post more

rorke getting a gastric expansion to make his stomach bigger

>>213019670
alri prince andrew

>>213020027
his mouth is sucking a penis in this picture

we must goon

>>213019988
how much are you getting paid to shill for them?

>>213019977
*distant jazzy sax music starts playing*

>>213020070
Zero. Blood not gold.

>>213020075
I'm not going to visit your site called "west darkest hour", just sounds like a bunch of black pilled pessimist crap

The Egyptian went away

ding dong merrily on high

Tired of this laggy ass website

just ate 3 boiled eggs

>>213020198
Did you season them with salt and pepper?

>>213020198
big boy

haagen dazs for brek

sir cadian rhythm

gay porn haha

>>213020038
This position hurts my dick

>>213020238
>gay porn

test

>>213020235
saw this posted on cumtown dot org

fucking sort it out gookmoot

peng wang willy poo arse yeh?

I would eat this every day if I lived in Britain

cheeseplant isn't looking so good, may have watered it too much

>>213020297
you're telling me you can't find a place in america that serves those items

Bri - TAIN rhymes with plan - TAIN.

>>213020297
you would get quite fat

>>213020297
I mean you wouldn't be obliged to eat such a large portion yourself but if you wanted to eat a fry up every day, you could do it.

A lot of places do free hot drink refills as well which is nice.

>gay porn
grow up

>>213020316
Not in that combination, and I never see that pork cut here
>>213020330
Worth it

>>213020347
I could maybe convince a diner here to throw this together

>>213020356
not a fan of your anti-gayporn sentiment fashionmong

sir dunelm mill

Fix your fucking website gookmoot! Damn thing’s been acting up all night.

its pokemon presents today btw lads

>>213020297
>no chips
>no hash
Into the bin it goes

>>213020347
yeah it's bizarre that your country decided the most widely available bacon should be these gay little strips
have a feeling US sausages aren't up to par either but I could be wrong

>>213020379
yeah?

>>213020376
>Do you do English breakfasts here?
>no hun
>Well do ya do sausages?
>yeah
>Do ya do bacon?
>yeah
>Do ya do eggs?
>yeah
>Do ya do beans?
>yeah
>Do ya do toast?
>yeah
>Well can I get a portion of sausages, bacon, eggs, beans and some slices of buttered toast?
>no

>>213020406
gaycon

>>213020404
chips do not belong in a fryup, only low income runts in the north do that
even hash browns are controversial

>>213020415
sc

hash browns are based and work well in a fry up
dont care what any cunt says

>>213020297
That's a fairly small amount of breakfast items for an average person I'd say.

>>213020297
>>213020347
>>213020358
disgusting undercooked bacon
do better

>>213020431
get yersel a tattie scone

once you go truly north you're into potato scone territory

dreamed my chud fantasy of total war and nuclear annihilation and it was beautiful. now for my shift putting cherries on top of cherry bakewells

black pudding, hashbrowns and a dash of lingonberry jam is based

>>213020450
cant you just eat some of them and say it's quality control

the englishman fears the potato scone

>>213020431
hash brown is yank shite, should be nice crispy bubble and squeak instead

>>213020424
Bog blast yoo coont ahm frum York

>>213020456
wrong. black pudding and poached egg is the goat combo

fucksake lads I've had a can of monster for breakfast PLEASE stop posting delicious fry ups

>>213020450
isn't there a machine that can do that? I'm sorry lad, that sounds like a pretty grim existence

>>213020471
>carbs on carbs
Why is this so common in Scottish cuisine?

>>213020471
>carbs on carbs
another reason jocks are dead at 50

>>213020474
ill make ur bubbles squeak u init lid

>>213020491
>>carbs on carbs
alri woman

>>213020490
the tattie scone absorbs all the fat after cooking the bacon and sausage so it's not dry

>>213020491
good time not a long time etc

>>213020478
York is the north

also I'm considering going for a weekend break, any recs for good places to eat?

tattie scone
hash brown
bacon
lorne sausage
haggis
fried egg

don't care for beans, tomato, or mushroom

once you're over 30 you might as well be dead

>>213020515
Haven't a feckin cloo lad im actually frum California and just like skinwalking other cultures in my spare time. Bit of a mong me.

>>213020528
life starts at 33

>>213020527
fried mushrooms are goated

tomato loaded with salt is goated too

beans aren't food. they're a practical joke item designed for throwing on people

>>213020347
if i'm having a fry up i'm having the largest fry up i can possibly eat without ruining my day. at this point it's so ingrained in me from buffets and from how much effort it is to cook at home that it's part of the experience to me that i eat as much as possible to make the money/time expenditure worth it and if i eat a smaller fry up than i'm used to i get very upset.

Got an "Irish Breakfast" at the weekend and it came with a hash brown AND wedges

>>213020541
When people say stuff like this, it's implied that the person's 20s were spent building a career. Yes if you spent the twelve years between 18 and 30 building a legit career and you're now a fully established home-owner who is still on his way up, respected by everyone, awash with cash, then your 30s can be a great time.

But if you spent your 20s hiding in a bedroom at your mum's house as a NEET, there's no second wind when you make it into your 30s with no career, no social skills and no hope.

>>213020557
I do this but with every meal

>>213020568
now THAT a proper breky init lid, finally another fellow Englishman posts itt

>>213020527
>lorne sausage
square sausage
but based

what happened earlier? I couldn't post

>>213020588
can't really tell you
sorry pal

lorne is only good on a role. you best just have penis sausages if it's on a plate

that's it I'm filtering old glory

>>213020599
>on a role

>>213020588
Stop. Digging.

Slobber all over my bollocks rorke

5 grams of ket coming today oooh baby

>>213020619
ffs

>>213020612
all the plate's a stage and ingredients mainly players

>>213020607
Right then, off you pop minge don't need your kind in my British culture thread.

shadowboxing around my smelly childhood bedroom with the rocky theme on hyping myself up to go to woolies

>>213020619
mad how I'd worship you if I was in that tub

>>213020630
you've got this rorke

The peenard as it were

>>213020622
Never tried ket, what's it like?

The testiculates

>>213020639
ever trim your pubes

>>213020639
Decent sized init lid

omds
why's he built like that

>>213020585
Probably the only place in the whole city that does proper British (Irish) sausages. Need to get into contact with the chef for a direct supply.

>>213020599
You're nothing more than a Paki-loving Labour voting cunt who calls the people protesting migrant rapists and grooming gangs gammon while rimming blacks and doing your best to destroy English culture, heritage and identity

good thread

>>213020669
Leftypol

>>213020673
erm

>9am on a Tuesday
>right time to post my bollocks on /brit/

>>213020673
trying way too hard lad

>>213020699
Like most Australians, you're nothing more than a castrated, self-hating white cuck who kisses the feet of boongs, spreads his cheeks for immigrants and supported the singing of Welcome to Country on Anzac Day

190s meltdown reaching critical mass

>>213020645
tastes like a swimming pool feels like idk hard 2 explen

>>213020619
never seen a more virginous nob and bollocks in my life

>>213020707
see >>213020699

>>213020673
+1 threads full of them mate

>>213020669
bruce finna be like oi cobber make sure to pick up some cruskits and deeko at woolies

im a actual fucking dribbling retard ape i should be kept in a concrete enclosure for all eternity

>>213020750
ktim

fack moy orv gorn ter fackun melbun

*BRAAAAAAAAP*

>>213020750
ktim but i should also be beaten to death with rebar and have my organs donated to the more needy

desperate to know what norwich's away kit is going to look like for the upcoming season

>>213020750
*taps on your enclosure and shows you a video of gay porn on my phone which is incomprehensible to your primate brain*

>>213020750
whats got your goose bruce

fizzy peach pineapple mango coconut lemon limeade

I drank the vodka

>>213020758
Stop it.

Another day in my evil smelly bedroom closed curtains existence

the brek

>>213020779
alri delia smith

bell champ gap
or
bag clamp help
or
call gyp rpm

>>213020822
shrieking

Bag clamp help

>>213020792
>>213020837
>>213020862
very high quality worthwhile posts, these
glad you lads insist on being here for some reason x

watching a 3-hour YouTube video essay titled "The Enshittification of /Brit/"

>>213020885
chapter 2: the mousenonce years

british culturering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1MXonBG5NI

>>213020775
her skin is so pale and smooth

>>213020885
the /brit/ iceberg: EXPLAINED

3:47:21

2,539,238 views

telling on yourselves

>>213020900
a /brit/ iceberg sounds like a decent way to waste a few hours avoiding my responsiblities
might consider it

Top 10 /brit/ moments that make you go "um"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHADDAYA WAAAAAAAAAANT?

>>213020822
go backy paki

norwich? nah mate NORRIDGE
gloucester? nah mate GLOSTA
leicester? nah mate LESTA

show me your boobies

any good videos like the cost of concordia

>>213020945
#10 lad's bumhole

>>213021017
>any good videos
yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVm--YFGTo

>>213021041
why is he wearing women's underwear?

>>213021055
femboy from onlyfans, he's probably growing tits now who knows

right well thats a webm of a twink spreading his cute little shaggable arsehole in a supermarket aisle then isnt it

>>213021068
who is he?

>>213021070
You are right! He's an American, and I have videos of him spreading his cute arse hole outside in the sun too, full disclosure

>>213021109
answer the question >>213021103

yeep mate she's a beautee just bought 'er last week
gonna take sheila and the sproggo dahn to Chubbawanga and have a baahbie

what would you do if you won the lottery? id start a brewery and make beers named after /brit/ characters

Fat ugly dyke Rosie O’Donald moved to Ireland.

>>213021158
southern ireland i hope

quite fucking hungover as it goes

in my pants

>>213021144
I would open a coffee shop in Amsterdam except it would be a good one instead of terrible

>>213020822
BLUDOVICH WEARING STANCE SOCKS

>>213021142
thin ice pal

>>213021167
it sounds like a black girl which turns me off

>>213021144
which characters would have which tastes?

>>213021191
weed coffee shop?

A few days left of /brit/. End times.

yer un thun oice pal, swear on me pahvlovah

>>213021231
*roundhouse kicks your head clean off*

SUCKING MYSELF OFF IN MY PANTS AS IT GOES

>>213021103
neeky

>>213021236
scrom

>>213021251
*punches your head smooth off*

>>213021220
yh... but with actually good coffee and comfortable furniture and not blasting shitty music and maybe have the prices higher to keep the riffraff out

/brit/ episode where rorke gets sick so we all get in a submarine that shrinks down and goes inside him so we can find the problem

THERE'S AINT NO PARTY LIKE AN S-CLUB PARTY

That spamming faggot will be happy

the gherkin

>>213021276
jej

The redguards are at the gates

>>213021280
mmhmm cronem running government xx

>>213021236
*fading sound of me shouting "thahts naht a noif" with my dying breath as my head flies into the distance*

>>213021309
scrom

>>213021266
ow

playing a randy rhoads guitar

>>213020027
Fuckin precision engineering. I have to admire it

>>213021216
ziedbelg's cronem, a belgian licorice flavoured tripel ipa

thread suddenly got quite violent

could never go to england cos id instinctively start swinging at cunts the instant i step off the plane

>>213021333
avoid planes

>>213021351
you'd end up sparking yourself out you dopey cunt

>>213021351
what if you stepped off the plane and it was a 1:1 recreation of australia and you'd been duped this whole time

linking me to a dominos ad

I JUST SPILLED A GLASS OF PORT FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>213021395
*starts sparking you the fuck out*

>>213021373
commit sepuku with a frozen chiko roll

GOT THE ANIME MUSIC ON AS IT WERE

make more posts

>>213019710
Just spend our way out of it. What could go wrong

>>213021416
*grabs the nearest barstool and smashes it across your back*

unexpected item in bagging area

>>213019958
Love are greta

Uh oh, looks like republicans are doing a stinky in the comments section again. The Trumpie Wumpies found a decent discussion where a diverse group of people can share their voices

Need to call the moddy-woddies to come clean it up and remove the emboldening a genocidal apartheid state

>>213021449
*flies through the air and hits him with a flying knee just as he is about to fall*

currently sat at my incel desk in this pose as I'm reading your replies

that was certainly worth posting

2 quid in the skybet account. Need to turn it into 200 nicker

I JUST GOT BLOODIED AND BASHED

wonder if international passenger ships are still a thing
could i sail to the UK even if it took like 3 months or whatever

stomp clap hey

BREAKING: in a surprising change from the norm, London Bridge suddenly begins falling up.

death death to rorke's smeggy breath

boom clap sound of my arse

asthma puffer up the arse

>>213021521
>>213021519
>>213021517
>>213021514
>>213021507
5 bad posts in a row. Impressive

Football has replaced religion as the opium for the masses

am swedish be tee dubs

>>213020639
knob alert

rolf harris memorial sex arse with brown self-lubricant shipped

am a virgin but still think I should be put on the sex offenders registry
just got a feeling like I belong on there you know

i could knock the fuck out of anyone in this thread

>>213021530
Nigger cunt.

wawrick davis's lifeless body suspended 2 feet in the air following horrific sex swing accident

step up to get knocked the fuck out

it's scientifically impossible for canadians to grow above 5'7

>w
>dubbel yew
why

some lad was asking about places to eat in york earlier. go to slug and lettuce. either is fine

>>213021543
I’m on it and you don’t even get anything good from it you’re just not allowed to live close to a school and you have to tell police when you move home

it's scientifically impossible for canadians to not not knock the fuck out

creamy pints all the way

*flies past*

>>213021585
yeah but surely it gives mad aura though
everyone on your street knowing what you are, hushed whispers from kids not go near that one house

get. me. on. there. now.

*flies through the thread*

>>213021585
did you sign up voluntarily

Choose your next witticism carefully Mr Mousey, it may be your last

>>213021585
>I’m on it

>>213021585
wtf

>>213021605
Don’t know occasionally I’ll get “nonce” sprayed on my house or a brick through my window which I think is a bit harsh because I set up a camera in the work toilets to perve on adult women

I often get confused for mouselegend >:)

lads
just think about it
the cutest, most beautiful girl you can possibly imagine
has farted 10 times and had a shite in the last 24 hours

that really makes you ponder doesn't it?

>>213021585
>I’m on it

>>213021638
the english roses as it were

Tempted to drive to Aldi and buy a cheesecake :P

>>213021654
rorkes dinner

someone tuched my chocolits

Just had a nice slippery smooth psyllium husk poo

>>213021654
Grow up

>>213021660
>rorke
why do continue forcing your dogshit unfunny gimmick?

>>213021646
Emma Watson poos and farts constantly.

*aggressively pisses my pants*

Blonde Katy wid braces wearing grey jogging bottoms and short t-shirt that shows her tanned pon belly

>>213021664
i have a functioning digestive system so dont need that weird muck to poo normally

>>213021674
Fuckup rorke man your nan's retarded she walks up the stairs backwards

big fat creamy pintsss all the way

Some guys have all the luck.

>>213021674
u ok mate

>>213021687
my nan's ashes your horrible cunt

>>213021683
Never hurts to bulk them out a bit lad. 100% of my poos are one-wipers nowadays.

we gaaaan
yeah we gaaaaaan

Dudes used to have to work for some pussy

>>213021699
really when did she turn into a cricket game

The sex positions where the women is on top are definitely the best because you literally dont have to do anything

>this one lad who gets inordinately angry at the rorke gimmick and thinks it’s the work of a singular person

levels of newness i didn’t even think were possible

bluddington named his gif "gif"

getting angry at someones gimmique in the earnest belief it will make them stop instead of encouraging it further

I don't think you guys appreciate everything I do around here. You're not going to get posts of this quality at 3 AM MST from another yank flag.

>>213021660
Does Rorke even believe in space

>>213021699
her ash cloud floats up the stairs backwards

>>213021735
screm

just shat out an easter egg

>>213021730
Virginous amerifat post

>>213021760
>>213021760
>>213021760

still not been to woolies

>>213021731
tbf most rorke posts come from spaki.