Thread 213024944

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Nothing more sad than seeing a man under the age of 35 wearing a blue or white oxford shirt, bonus points if it's a PRL one

Leftypol sticking a couple of these up his bussy

>>213024966
leftypol doesn't like the taste of beer.

Will reform actually win the next election?

>>213024961
What about kids with cancer or animal thats injured

>>213024961
why? I think they look good and so I wear them

i can only disappoint you cause i always let you down

no cap just unleashed my third nigger from prison (done my 3rd poo)

>>213024961
you wear the same matching grey hoodie and trackie bottoms every day mate sit down

>>213024987
do you think winning elections will change this country in any meaningful sense?

FUCK i need to move out of London

>>213025004
wot you naming it

before I start please be nice and I genuinely need advice because I’m overwhelmed and having a breakdown.

I’m a single 23 year old with a extremely substantial social media presence and I am being blackmailed by someone I trusted with messages of me talking about the Bnwo and my love for black men and videos of me with my dildo..

I am not open with ANYONE about what I’m into and I’m being forced out of the closet and idk what to do

I am scared and I feel as if my world is crumbling please help me process or calm down.

>>213025002
you raise me up so I can stand on mountains

Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.

>>213025010
Well it will certainly mean more brown people coming into the country, that much we can be sure of. Whichever party wins, whichever election.

>>213024987
Ive been on the phone all morning trying to persuade king charles to take control of the state and become an absolute monarchy. But they keep saying that this Buckingham Palace number for tours and bookings and wont transfer me

>>213025025
lol

>>213025010
depends if the country elects a party committed to maintaining the status quo. which has been the case for every single election this country has ever had.

>>213025010
That's not what I asked

>>213025025
idk just take breather and maybe seek advice somewhere else

>>213024989
Not as bad as this
>>213024995
Gives off strong virgin vibes
>>213025007
The pony commands respect

>>213025025
Alri true geordie

>>213025079
>Gives off strong virgin vibes
not at work tho

girlfriend is on track to work 70k jobs whereas ill always be stuck around 30k. weird situation to be in. will i be a stay at home day when we have kids?

Starting to think that lad was right, pretty sure most posts made here are done by bots. Nobody talks like this in real life. Nobody says chebs, nobody says howling, nobody says bokkles, nobody says 'za, nobody says rorke or leftymong, reckon ive outgrown this place in addition to it being co-opted by indian spambots.

>>213025024
crone x

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ᵇʳᵘʰ

>>213025057
Once you're in and have the keys to the castle, it's 5 years of lining your own pockets and setting up a lucrative future of do-nothing consulting gigs trading on your name / position. Why do anything that risks stability when you can just kick the can down the road for the full term then retire, become a millionaire in the following 2 years (if you weren't already), buy a few properties and set up a property empire to generate even more passive income while you do nothing.

>>213025118
nah, just get childcare

>>213025039
good post

>>213025115
Shouldn't be wearing a logo at work unless it's on your pen, leather goods, or braces

what i would do for a helena bonham carter sex arse

family ringing and texting because they're worried about me and I've been radio silent

just gonna ignore them and continue to despair in my own misery aha x

>>213025177
helena bummer farter

charlie vietch is a nonce

>>213025172
they don't have visible logos

>>213025191
thats libel

>>213025092
why not

>>213025118
She will have traded up by then I assume.

Just got sucked into an MRI machine

>>213025118
She'll very likely be looking to get away from you if she didn't just luck out into a mong position

>>213025212
not fair, is it
the part of the flat she uses costs the same regardless of how much more she earns

wwyd if your day 1 homie from the trenches dropped his pants and he had a perfect glistening pussy where is battyhole was meant to be

>>213025212
does she use the house, utilities and other services/subscriptions you pay for disproportionately? i doubt it.
you use them 50/50, you pay for it 50/50.
dont like it? get a better job

>>213025180
are you pissed?

Why are you so negative all the time?
Negative outlook = negative outcomes

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>213025212
its freeloading
she earns more bc she is more skilled and invested more in her career
equal bills means you might be broke but she'll probably pick up the slack in other ways

>>213025248
I don't have a day 1 homie from the trenches

helena boner farter

>>213025275
you whack as hell

>>213024944 (OP)
free reynhard sinaga

>>213025248
would unironically shag the living daylights out of a theoretical man with a vagina but real life ftm trannies are usually grim steven universe blob people

>>213025288
??
because I never lived in the trenches

After I tried to kill myself and got signed off work, I eventually quit my job when I exhausted my full salary entitlement (they had been paying me full salary for 3 months). My boss had been texting me / phoning me every 2 weeks for updates to see when I would be getting back to work or whatever and I would tell her I was still signed off, which was true.

One day she emailed me to pencil in such a check-up and I just thought I can't be arsed with this anymore and emailed back CCing in the department head saying I was quitting, effective that day's date. My boss shat it and thought I was on the edge again so she phoned my emergency contact, my dad, who then phoned me in a panic and I had to explain I was fine, just getting the job fucked off. He told me I couldn't just quit my job and I told him I already had and that's that.

The moral of the story is: always put a fake number in the emergency contact fields.

>>213025305
i think you have severe mental issues that have manifested into this disturbing and warped sexuality

Thoughts on Himmlerist, Exterminationist, Nordicist NatSoc?

>>213025274
who you make her pay the same if she earned less?

>>213025332
takes one to know one

mad to think you’re posting amongst a listed sex-pest

*reads that multi-paragraph reddit tome and immediately alt-tabs back to my homer simpson ned flanders yaoi*

>>213025305
my line manager is an FtM troon as they're weird as you say

I also get the impression she hates me, and hates all men, the same way all lesbians do purely because I'm something she can never be

>>213025320
i think the moral of the story is that pathetic wastes of skin like you should just be liquidated and used as fertiliser instead of causing stress to normal hardworking people

>>213025339
if she was a good sex slave then no :)

>>213025212
She should kick your sorry ass to the curb.

>>213025349
can't even recall the outcome of poley's court case. I want to say he only got a slap on the wrist, if that

>>213025354
i think you're supposed to call it a he not a she

>>213025367
I will concede that I was a prick to my boss and caused her undue concern. My excuse is that I was in a bad place mentally (though really it's that I'm a bad person at heart and often fail to consider how I make others feel).

>>213025320
Should have bought some Bitcoin you wouldn't be depressed and wouldn't have to work LMAO!

>>213025353
reckon flanders makes his diddly noises when he bottoms?

drinking coffee

I asked google 'why was jeffrey epstein's face so stupid and apelike' and it answered 'Terms like "stupid" and "ape-like" are subjective and not appropriate for describing someone's physical appearance. It's important to remember that physical appearance does not reflect a person's character or intelligence.'

actyuaylly screaning at some of these posts

>>213025419
odd of you to assume homer isn't a full on power bottom in this scenario

>>213025406
I do at work obviously and use the male name she has chosen for herself because there's no point dying on that hill. I still need money to live.

But I don't think she is a man anymore than male trannies are women, which is to say not at all. If they want to play pretend I am content to let them but I retain my beliefs inside my own head, and here where I can speak freely.

Just reported a sewage spill

Israel is going to starve all the Palestinians
I thought they would try to weaponise them instead by forcing Europe and America to take them in

>>213025492
i DONT care

fuck off boring VIRGIN

>>213025492
Isn't that what you would do?

>>213025461
nah homer gives DL bisexual service top vibes he'd be all "b-but what about marge" while flanders seduces him but eventually gives in

>>213025423
Some Jews have this face, but with them it doesn't necessarily signal stupidity

>>213025423
he's done you

>>213025475
i think i know where this is

Ireland would gladly take at least half of the Palestinians at the drop of a hat. They're just waiting for other countries to give them the green light to bring them over.

opening and closing my mouth like an angry little monkey

nigga's head shaped like a loaf of bread lmaooooooooo

Adulthood is realising Flanders is the perfect neighbour and Homer would be hellish to live next to.

>>213025515
you make a well reasoned point, a truly veritable jewel of insight that I shall surely reason with in due time, thank you my good sir

>>213024944 (OP)
is this helena bollock farter

>>213025627
anytime *smacks your ass hard*

>>213025622
remember when it was revealed that ned was actually a huge beatles fan

i've lost 30 iq points in the past month

why are there giant heads on the gherkin now

oh the trolls have logged on
great

>>213025679
no, was this in a post 90s episode?

willy's poking out of me jocks x

>>213025694
congrats!

>>213025730
dunno might have been

>>213025694
well go find them then

>>213025721
schizophrenia works in mysterious ways

still got my cock out for brexit

drank lots of alcohol last night, killed off a few brain cells
on it again now

>>213025622
reckon i figured that out by the time i was 12

>>213025760
based alkie

I’ve just used an Uber taxi for the first time. Wow! What an experience!

might go out and sit on the beach and drink a bag of goon

mental that we have to suffer net zero while yanks run their ac all day and drive around in 4x4s

>>213023604
mental this is still up

Do your parents know your political views?

>>213025824
don’t think anyone i know except the missus and sisterberg knows my political views

granberg has fallen and broken her wrist. She's meant to be using her cane to walk after her stroke a few months ago left her leg weakened but she was trying to get by without it in the house and fell getting up off the sofa.

she likes living in her own place and having her independence but I don't know lads I just don't know. She hates feeling like a burden as well.

>>213025824
we're a proud Labour family x

wish i'd bought a honda instead of a hyundai
hyundai is a korean manufacturer you see, and koreans drive on the right so presumably that means these cars, even if they've been fitted with right-hand wheels, were designed to be driven the other way around fundamentally
honda on the other hand is a jappy manufacturer and they drive on the king's left

>>213025849
:(
Hate seeing family get old

>>213025849
no more handjobs for a while then

homo erectus

>>213025858
You are literally supporting the replacement of the White race by inferior life forms.

>>213025849
contacting the various assassin networks around britain and i ought to have it solved sometime next week that alri with you?

poo for lunch

I unironically can't even fathom the UK getting better, we have no money, dog shit decaying infrastructure, insane legislation which means anyone in the world can get free money from us as they claim to be a refugee, a treasonous civil service who push their liberal ideology on us, the state arresting people if they tweet anti-liberal thought crimes, a greedy evil boomer generation sucking every penny out of the state as they can, genuinely the worst ethnic demographics possible. We unironically voted to put sanctions on our own trade with the EU, everything of note is so centralised in London the rest of the UK exists to provide London with resources and Labour. I used to cope that Scotland would go independent then I would simply move to Edinburgh but their 'nationalists' are even more globalist than Westminster.

2008 followed by 14 years of cuntservatives broke this country, unironically dropped us from a properly first world country to a post soviet tier shithole. All for what? So their mates could inflate property prices? Hate it

>>213025533
Yeah? Take a guess

>>213025869
Didn't know Japanese drive on the left. They really are the Brits of Asia aren't they.

cor imagine going swimming in a river among logs of poo

>>213025918
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751326035417273.mp4

>>213025918
yeah it's a bit random
also the most popular sport there is baseball for some reason

>>213025905
Just go back in time and buy your council house l

>>213025948
Baseball was also invented by the English.

>>213025943
britain lives on

>>213025959
yes lad YES

>>213025981
had a peep at their website, seems to be some British themed getaway for japanese teaboos

the whole thing seems quite based to be honest

https://www.british-hills.co.jp/en/

>>213025943
they got swedish village over in japland too, strange bunch them

>>213024944 (OP)
>Taiwanese girl at my work
>Likes the smell of sweaty men
She took my rag I swear she is smelling it

wish i were skilled enough at something that i could afford to be arrogant and get away with it, like marco pierre white or dr. house

>>213026028
puerto ric-oh no!

>>213026028
I haven't seen the Puerto Ricans much on /int/ lately. Where did y'all go to?

wanking a blokes arse with my arse

>>213025911
bristol harbourside

LOVE posting pro Israel comments on social media and gettings loads of responses.

>>213026028
cor

>>213026027
I dunno why but it feels more sincere when they do it. Like a bunch of grown japanese men building a British country hotel, spending decades mastering the bagpipes and enjoying a snifter of whisky in front of a roaring log fire seems less cringey than me being into anime when I was in my teens.

got a bunch of tabs open that i don't remember opening and the subjects of them are far outside my normal areas of interest
i haven't been drinking and no one else has access to my computer so i can only assume i have a split personality

>>213026112
don't worry about it :)

>>213026112
bit vague
what are the tabs in question

@everyone
poo

^3^

so glad I never got the alcohol meme
don't get me wrong I enjoy getting hammered but it's a few times a year not every weekend with cheeky cans throughout the week

Why do my sweaty balls smell so good, lads?

>>213026134
grow up

>>213026112
carbon monoxide leak

>>213026138
I'm not convinced it would draw ice cubes like that. I think you've specified that it should put sugar cubes floating in the drink.

>>213026112
she'll be right mate

>>213026148
musk

>>213026128
there's tabs about warhammer 40k (which i don't follow) and a list of obituaries for some random town

>>213026074
I reseted my phone while on vacation

Pokemon Direct in half an hour lads

>>213026160
it's a sugar cube ice cube hybrid
do you like sugar cubes?

>>213026146
canslad will HATE this post

>>213025873
howled

when you're an alky you don't even enjoy getting drunk anymore, you just have to do it

is ordering 20 sausage rolls from greggs to be delivered with the intention of them being my food source for the next couple days a daft idea

>>213026230
yes

ww2 happened in the pixar cars universe because there are ww2 veteran planes which implies that 9/11 also happened, so were the planes themselves terrorists or were they piloted by terrorist cars? much to think about

who is rorke

An awfully Frasierpilled day today. I feel like I'm in Seattle.

>>213026241
would much rather an opinion from someone who lives on the same landmass as greggs sausage rolls thank you very much

>>213026243
why does ww2 happening imply that 9/11 happened?

Getting drunk is fun and enjoyable. Teetotalers are boring freaks.

>>213025905
We need National Socialism.
Our leaders want to turn us into human mulch.

>>213026253
*raises paw*

this will be humans in 2150

>>213026287
looks like nettspend

>>213026278
because ww2 happening implies it's basically just our universe and everything happens the same way except everyone's a car

>>213025905
the boomers will all be dead in the next 10-20 years, so that's something i guess??

>>213026273
well then *eats a live grenade and explodes into smithereens*

I am a patron of the farts

>>213026287
looks like it was made in RE Engine

>>213026103
No

>>213026302
just 20 more years of importing a million nigerains a year to wipe their arses

Non-Whites are nothing more than bioweapon golem used by jews to destroy White order.

>>213026311
ffs lads spill the beans where is it

cars is pixar's worst IP (besides everything else they've made in the past 15 years)
prove me wrong

>>213026303
fucking hell
*spends the rest of my life with PTSD before hanging myself unable to live with the trauma of seeing that at the ripe old age of 40*

>>213026269
tossed salad status?

syrupy pawjob

>>213026347
ᵇʳᵘʰ

sat on my fat arse wondering how to get a job

>>213026331
i want to fuck joy from inside out

>>213026331
from a marketing point, it was very clever

>>213026381
imagine a bored handjob from disgust corrr

>>213026331
before last 15 years - cars bugs life up monsters inc ratatouille incredibles
last 15 years - brave inside out, bunch of irrelevant stuff no one watched
damn they were cooking back then
brave was good tho

>>213026393
I look like the baby on the right and say those words

>>213026417
i want to sex the brave girl

me on /brit/ x

Jewish capitalist society is so ugly

I want to live in a world of healthy, beautiful blondes.

The Axis would have reshaped Europe though engineering feats and gradual biological improvement. Imagine a Europe with beautiful blondes everywhere, beautiful universities, temples and bridges, elegant museums, spaceports, where one could travel from Lisbon to Moscow on a luxurious train in perfect comfort.

A Europe of clean cities, strong farming communities, and no crime or unemployment.

A society where every generation is slightly healthier, smarter and stronger than the last.

That is the National-Socialist worldview

>>213026417
pretty much all of the first set of stories was dreamt up by one group of men in one storyboarding session

is it posisble for me to never have another thought in my head ever again? how?

>>213024399

is this true?

HR lady where I used to work was like the slug in Monsters Inc cos she was an alcoholic

>>213026417
wall-e is their best film and it's not even close

>>213026454
u cute as fuck bro

>>213026467
post hair and eyes already or be quiet nazimong

At this point, Reform is mostly just Tories. Most of their voters are ex Tories, many of their candidates are ex Tories, and many of their actual representatives are ex Tories.

They're just rebranded Tories.

microsoft office power rankings:
powerpoint
word
excel
publisher
onenote

>>213026505
um o.o

Timmy crushin on Pang Pang omds

>>213026556
haven't made a powerpoint since i was in like year 6, don't understand why office drones love that shit so much

the citizen kane of animated cinema

>>213026585
something to do init
office mongs love their dossabouts

*gently flutters into /brit/*

>>213026585
it just works

>>213026591
i saw this in the cinema, don't remember anything about it except the scene where the squirrel drinks coffee

yeah i need to get off the vtubers again. not doing me any good.

wish i was home playing on my little music program instead of toiling

i think lower class white aussies might be the most repugnant evolution of white people anywhere on planet earth
feral, meth addicted, mentally stunted, toothless, hideous freaks

>>213026521
Always have been
Homeland seems the only decent option but even they are not really NS

>>213026556
nah excel mogs word

>>213026650
lol glowie I hate reform id rather vote for the greens

>>213026640
watch some of those nonce stings for an insight into what lower class briitsh people are like, they're the grimmest genetic dregs i've ever seen

>>213026556
I reckon Publisher was fun back in the day before online blogs cos there was more motivation to share your thoughts through the printed word. Could make some fun designs if you wanted to.
PowerPoint though definitely is #1. Different transitions, slides are different, it's active

>>213026701
Are there any good Australian stings?

>>213026662
word is intuitive for writing some stuff chucking some headings on and maybe a pic
excel is extremely obtuse if you just want to make a little table and if you want to do some actual stuff youre better off using a rdbms

wish i were born in like the late 1960s or early 70s
all the benefits of being a boomer without the stigma of actually being a boomer

>>213026642
racismlad unmasked

>>213026701
lived next door to a nonce me
he used to watch me on my trampoline through the window not even lying

dont care, still voting reform

Came back from holiday and don't know what to do now

>>213026725
there were a few but i can't find them on the 'tube anymore, must've been shoah'd by youtube

>>213026750
FONT

Hangover poos are the best
One big push and it all comes crashing down

>>213026750
why don't you sit on my face

>>213026642
>tingtong
Dont get it? Is the guy a chinaman?

cant stop farting

>>213026612
hello you're pretty

government should be spending £10bn a year minimum to market B-Pop (britpop) to foreign teenage girls so british men can become the most desirable men on the planet like the koreans have done
it is - frankly - in the national interest

start chucling and screaming out loud whenever I think of menulog

>>213026750
have another holiday

>>213026805
you had one direction not too long ago

egg

any /biz/wizes in who can tell me where I should be putting my £2k which is currently sat in my 0% interest nationwide account?

hold on i just need to clear my cookies and internet history

>>213026833
in my hands mate, I'll sort it for you

dubai chocolate matcha latte 24 carrot labubu benson boone backflipping its all connected

>>213026833
S&S ISA

>>213026857
you're my bank now

>>213026857
you'll become my bank?

So lads are you a Rorke or are you a Timmy?

my dick hangs lower than my balls and i'm not on steroids
take THAT rich piana!

>>213026896
gigarorke

>>213026896
my name's james mate

>>213026896
rorke but I look leftypol

>>213026825
that was almost two decades ago now - we need some fresh faces in the scene to make British men attractive. at the moment all we have is Tom pissing Holland.

>>213026798
The poor guy is catching strays because of his wife

leftypol rocking a major w here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-WJN3L5eo

>>213026935
State of that snout

>>213026197
Wish I could do that

>>213026940
Dont think anyone comes out of this looking good desu.

>>213026940
not sure a muslim can be progressive. leftypol still dick-rides them

Nothing grimmer than 60% of your post-tax income become sucked up by rent to enrich either a tarq, a boomer, or a paki
Working 40 hours a week just to make some other cunt a shedload of money

don't care fuck off back to pol you boring bastards

im a idiot

we lost steam a bit

but that's ok

>>213027009
britain cries out of maoism

That’s the cheesecake finished

>>213027009
Total Landlord-Zerstorung

Why do only working class people put sugar in their tea (and coffee)

>>213027004
leftypol is a useful idiot

>>213027049
im not middle class and sugar my covfefe

having a look through my camera role and realising I am a catastrophically runty person

>>213027042
me after I've just fisnished eating a cheesecake

>>213027042
bad day to be a mushed up slice of cheese cake in an incel's bubbly stomach

camera role

feeling physically sick thinking about how the girl I like will eventually betray me

Personally I cry out of my KNOB

>>213027009
Grim seeing all the workers in hospitality being young people serving the boomers as slaves while they import third world labour in the millions and act smug about everything

>>213027088
this is why you want a neurodivergent gf

warhammer 40k

they've upped the security on diego's fuck a fan submissions and they no longer accept throaway email addresses

how the fuck can I get 100+ chances now

>>213027113
she is and I expect it the same

>>213027111
>and act smug about everything
that's the thing which really gets to me. they've fucked everything up for everyone younger than them, they've done extremely fucking well for themselves, and they don't even show an ounce of remorse for it. they're whole "teehee, suxs to be u ;)" attitude just fucks me right off - especially when it's my tax money they're relentlessly pilfering.

>>213027111
>Grim seeing all the workers in hospitality being young people serving
Yeah its mad that lowlevel hospitality jobs are done by young people boggles the mind that

get me in the suicide pod
get me euthanised

>>213027148
it is mad how they're quite possibly the weakest generation in all of human history
and we happened to be born right in time to deal with the aftermath
boils my piss

*minces into the thread and randomly points at people like I'm Mick Jagger*

>>213027182
what if it's a trick and instead of killing you it seals you in there and you're then hauled around london whilst everyone films and points laughing at you for being a miserable suicidal freak

>>213027182
don't you want to at least wait for gta 6?

>>213027150
More pointing out that they serve almost exclusively boomers, don't see any younger people out only behind the bar and waiting on them like slaves and the boomers fucking love it.

>>213027217
niggerslop

>>213027191
>weakest generation in all of human history
Muh generational differences! Bet you think people born in april are more headstrong and quick tempered than those born in September too

my local police force started a podcast what the fuck

>>213027273
profoundly retarded bad faith response that i shan't bother responding to x

>>213027295
Plodcast?

>>213027273
>Muh generational differences! Bet you think people born in april are more headstrong and quick tempered than those born in September too
you say this but when you're knee deep in blood and guts in the third anglo-biomassian battle for scunthrope you'll be screaming for those ol' reliable april babies

>>213027250
Well yeah because its a Tuesday afternoon so only retired people and women on maternity leave are going to be out
>waiting on them like slaves and the boomers fucking love it
I mean theyre paid to wait tables... and usually get tips. I dont think anyone LOVES to be waited on

>>213027217
it's going to be exactly the same as GTA5 just with better graphics

>>213027270
protag is a white man and his latina gf this time
think of the bunda physics

>>213027273
I was born in September and I'm very shy and sensitive

heathermong is such a virgo

>>213027352
take a day off dtfic

>>213027296
Very Sagittarius like response

>>213027273
i was born in august and i'm an incel

Was born in the Year of the Horse, which means that I'm very flighty and have very brittle bones, but also have a humongous cock to compensate

>>213027358
?

this is the 1 chance youre blessed with intelligence, you might go through thousands of lives before you get to be a human again, so make the most of it and follow the noble 8 fold path

>>213027342
Not just today you mong it's all the time

>>213027400
Never see boomers out at bars on a Saturday night

>>213027399
no im going to wank to undertale yaoi instead

kill the elderly

>>213027399
I'm a lower lifeform than an amoeba

>>213027399
yeah sound mate, don't skimp on the pilau portions and I'll have a tango as well cheers

Desperate to fit in Canadian paedophile is here

and worst gimmick of all time is *checks notes* *checks notes*

>>213027448
when is he not

anal play type beat

>>213027450
well what is it?

>>213027426
I do, everywhere

>>213027450
one of mine

>>213027473
*checks notes*

what the fuck i can't even access my porn anymore

feeling so blue today

new
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