Nothing more sad than seeing a man under the age of 35 wearing a blue or white oxford shirt, bonus points if it's a PRL one
Leftypol sticking a couple of these up his bussy
>>213024966leftypol doesn't like the taste of beer.
Will reform actually win the next election?
>>213024961What about kids with cancer or animal thats injured
>>213024961why? I think they look good and so I wear them
i can only disappoint you cause i always let you down
no cap just unleashed my third nigger from prison (done my 3rd poo)
>>213024961you wear the same matching grey hoodie and trackie bottoms every day mate sit down
>>213024987do you think winning elections will change this country in any meaningful sense?
FUCK i need to move out of London
>>213025004wot you naming it
before I start please be nice and I genuinely need advice because Iโm overwhelmed and having a breakdown.
Iโm a single 23 year old with a extremely substantial social media presence and I am being blackmailed by someone I trusted with messages of me talking about the Bnwo and my love for black men and videos of me with my dildo..
I am not open with ANYONE about what Iโm into and Iโm being forced out of the closet and idk what to do
I am scared and I feel as if my world is crumbling please help me process or calm down.
>>213025002you raise me up so I can stand on mountains
Going to start dressing smarter. Iโm 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I canโt wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. Itโs time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, theyโre more expensive but theyโre better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then Iโll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.
>>213025010Well it will certainly mean more brown people coming into the country, that much we can be sure of. Whichever party wins, whichever election.
>>213024987Ive been on the phone all morning trying to persuade king charles to take control of the state and become an absolute monarchy. But they keep saying that this Buckingham Palace number for tours and bookings and wont transfer me
>>213025010depends if the country elects a party committed to maintaining the status quo. which has been the case for every single election this country has ever had.
>>213025010That's not what I asked
>>213025025idk just take breather and maybe seek advice somewhere else
>>213024989Not as bad as this
>>213024995Gives off strong virgin vibes
>>213025007The pony commands respect
>>213025025Alri true geordie
>>213025079>Gives off strong virgin vibesnot at work tho
girlfriend is on track to work 70k jobs whereas ill always be stuck around 30k. weird situation to be in. will i be a stay at home day when we have kids?
Starting to think that lad was right, pretty sure most posts made here are done by bots. Nobody talks like this in real life. Nobody says chebs, nobody says howling, nobody says bokkles, nobody says 'za, nobody says rorke or leftymong, reckon ive outgrown this place in addition to it being co-opted by indian spambots.
>>213025057Once you're in and have the keys to the castle, it's 5 years of lining your own pockets and setting up a lucrative future of do-nothing consulting gigs trading on your name / position. Why do anything that risks stability when you can just kick the can down the road for the full term then retire, become a millionaire in the following 2 years (if you weren't already), buy a few properties and set up a property empire to generate even more passive income while you do nothing.
>>213025118nah, just get childcare
>>213025115Shouldn't be wearing a logo at work unless it's on your pen, leather goods, or braces
what i would do for a helena bonham carter sex arse
family ringing and texting because they're worried about me and I've been radio silent
just gonna ignore them and continue to despair in my own misery aha x
>>213025177helena bummer farter
charlie vietch is a nonce
>>213025172they don't have visible logos
>>213025118She will have traded up by then I assume.
Just got sucked into an MRI machine
>>213025118She'll very likely be looking to get away from you if she didn't just luck out into a mong position
>>213025212not fair, is it
the part of the flat she uses costs the same regardless of how much more she earns
wwyd if your day 1 homie from the trenches dropped his pants and he had a perfect glistening pussy where is battyhole was meant to be
>>213025212does she use the house, utilities and other services/subscriptions you pay for disproportionately? i doubt it.
you use them 50/50, you pay for it 50/50.
dont like it? get a better job
>>213025180are you pissed?
Why are you so negative all the time?
Negative outlook = negative outcomes
>>213025212its freeloading
she earns more bc she is more skilled and invested more in her career
equal bills means you might be broke but she'll probably pick up the slack in other ways
>>213025248I don't have a day 1 homie from the trenches
>>213025275you whack as hell
>>213024944 (OP)free reynhard sinaga
>>213025248would unironically shag the living daylights out of a theoretical man with a vagina but real life ftm trannies are usually grim steven universe blob people
>>213025288??
because I never lived in the trenches
After I tried to kill myself and got signed off work, I eventually quit my job when I exhausted my full salary entitlement (they had been paying me full salary for 3 months). My boss had been texting me / phoning me every 2 weeks for updates to see when I would be getting back to work or whatever and I would tell her I was still signed off, which was true.
One day she emailed me to pencil in such a check-up and I just thought I can't be arsed with this anymore and emailed back CCing in the department head saying I was quitting, effective that day's date. My boss shat it and thought I was on the edge again so she phoned my emergency contact, my dad, who then phoned me in a panic and I had to explain I was fine, just getting the job fucked off. He told me I couldn't just quit my job and I told him I already had and that's that.
The moral of the story is: always put a fake number in the emergency contact fields.
>>213025305i think you have severe mental issues that have manifested into this disturbing and warped sexuality
Thoughts on Himmlerist, Exterminationist, Nordicist NatSoc?
>>213025274who you make her pay the same if she earned less?
hwite
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>>213025332takes one to know one
mad to think youโre posting amongst a listed sex-pest
*reads that multi-paragraph reddit tome and immediately alt-tabs back to my homer simpson ned flanders yaoi*
>>213025305my line manager is an FtM troon as they're weird as you say
I also get the impression she hates me, and hates all men, the same way all lesbians do purely because I'm something she can never be
>>213025320i think the moral of the story is that pathetic wastes of skin like you should just be liquidated and used as fertiliser instead of causing stress to normal hardworking people
>>213025339if she was a good sex slave then no :)
>>213025212She should kick your sorry ass to the curb.
>>213025349can't even recall the outcome of poley's court case. I want to say he only got a slap on the wrist, if that
>>213025354i think you're supposed to call it a he not a she
>>213025367I will concede that I was a prick to my boss and caused her undue concern. My excuse is that I was in a bad place mentally (though really it's that I'm a bad person at heart and often fail to consider how I make others feel).
>>213025320Should have bought some Bitcoin you wouldn't be depressed and wouldn't have to work LMAO!
>>213025353reckon flanders makes his diddly noises when he bottoms?
I asked google 'why was jeffrey epstein's face so stupid and apelike' and it answered 'Terms like "stupid" and "ape-like" are subjective and not appropriate for describing someone's physical appearance. It's important to remember that physical appearance does not reflect a person's character or intelligence.'
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actyuaylly screaning at some of these posts
>>213025419odd of you to assume homer isn't a full on power bottom in this scenario
>>213025406I do at work obviously and use the male name she has chosen for herself because there's no point dying on that hill. I still need money to live.
But I don't think she is a man anymore than male trannies are women, which is to say not at all. If they want to play pretend I am content to let them but I retain my beliefs inside my own head, and here where I can speak freely.
Just reported a sewage spill
Israel is going to starve all the Palestinians
I thought they would try to weaponise them instead by forcing Europe and America to take them in
>>213025492i DONT care
fuck off boring VIRGIN
>>213025492Isn't that what you would do?
>>213025461nah homer gives DL bisexual service top vibes he'd be all "b-but what about marge" while flanders seduces him but eventually gives in
>>213025423Some Jews have this face, but with them it doesn't necessarily signal stupidity
>>213025475i think i know where this is
Ireland would gladly take at least half of the Palestinians at the drop of a hat. They're just waiting for other countries to give them the green light to bring them over.
opening and closing my mouth like an angry little monkey
nigga's head shaped like a loaf of bread lmaooooooooo
Adulthood is realising Flanders is the perfect neighbour and Homer would be hellish to live next to.
>>213025515you make a well reasoned point, a truly veritable jewel of insight that I shall surely reason with in due time, thank you my good sir
>>213024944 (OP)is this helena bollock farter
>>213025627anytime *smacks your ass hard*
>>213025622remember when it was revealed that ned was actually a huge beatles fan
i've lost 30 iq points in the past month
why are there giant heads on the gherkin now
brad
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>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
oh the trolls have logged on
great
>>213025679no, was this in a post 90s episode?
willy's poking out of me jocks x
>>213025730dunno might have been
>>213025694well go find them then
>>213025721schizophrenia works in mysterious ways
still got my cock out for brexit
drank lots of alcohol last night, killed off a few brain cells
on it again now
>>213025622reckon i figured that out by the time i was 12
Iโve just used an Uber taxi for the first time. Wow! What an experience!
might go out and sit on the beach and drink a bag of goon
mental that we have to suffer net zero while yanks run their ac all day and drive around in 4x4s
>>213023604mental this is still up
Do your parents know your political views?
>>213025824donโt think anyone i know except the missus and sisterberg knows my political views
granberg has fallen and broken her wrist. She's meant to be using her cane to walk after her stroke a few months ago left her leg weakened but she was trying to get by without it in the house and fell getting up off the sofa.
she likes living in her own place and having her independence but I don't know lads I just don't know. She hates feeling like a burden as well.
>>213025824we're a proud Labour family x
wish i'd bought a honda instead of a hyundai
hyundai is a korean manufacturer you see, and koreans drive on the right so presumably that means these cars, even if they've been fitted with right-hand wheels, were designed to be driven the other way around fundamentally
honda on the other hand is a jappy manufacturer and they drive on the king's left
>>213025849:(
Hate seeing family get old
>>213025849no more handjobs for a while then
>>213025858You are literally supporting the replacement of the White race by inferior life forms.
>>213025849contacting the various assassin networks around britain and i ought to have it solved sometime next week that alri with you?
I unironically can't even fathom the UK getting better, we have no money, dog shit decaying infrastructure, insane legislation which means anyone in the world can get free money from us as they claim to be a refugee, a treasonous civil service who push their liberal ideology on us, the state arresting people if they tweet anti-liberal thought crimes, a greedy evil boomer generation sucking every penny out of the state as they can, genuinely the worst ethnic demographics possible. We unironically voted to put sanctions on our own trade with the EU, everything of note is so centralised in London the rest of the UK exists to provide London with resources and Labour. I used to cope that Scotland would go independent then I would simply move to Edinburgh but their 'nationalists' are even more globalist than Westminster.
2008 followed by 14 years of cuntservatives broke this country, unironically dropped us from a properly first world country to a post soviet tier shithole. All for what? So their mates could inflate property prices? Hate it
>>213025533Yeah? Take a guess
>>213025869Didn't know Japanese drive on the left. They really are the Brits of Asia aren't they.
cor imagine going swimming in a river among logs of poo
>>213025918https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751326035417273.mp4
>>213025918yeah it's a bit random
also the most popular sport there is baseball for some reason
>>213025905Just go back in time and buy your council house l
>>213025948Baseball was also invented by the English.
>>213025943britain lives on
>>213025981had a peep at their website, seems to be some British themed getaway for japanese teaboos
the whole thing seems quite based to be honest
https://www.british-hills.co.jp/en/
>>213025943they got swedish village over in japland too, strange bunch them
>>213024944 (OP)>Taiwanese girl at my work >Likes the smell of sweaty men She took my rag I swear she is smelling it
wish i were skilled enough at something that i could afford to be arrogant and get away with it, like marco pierre white or dr. house
>>213026028puerto ric-oh no!
>>213026028I haven't seen the Puerto Ricans much on /int/ lately. Where did y'all go to?
wanking a blokes arse with my arse
>>213025911bristol harbourside
LOVE posting pro Israel comments on social media and gettings loads of responses.
>>213026027I dunno why but it feels more sincere when they do it. Like a bunch of grown japanese men building a British country hotel, spending decades mastering the bagpipes and enjoying a snifter of whisky in front of a roaring log fire seems less cringey than me being into anime when I was in my teens.
got a bunch of tabs open that i don't remember opening and the subjects of them are far outside my normal areas of interest
i haven't been drinking and no one else has access to my computer so i can only assume i have a split personality
>>213026112don't worry about it :)
>>213026112bit vague
what are the tabs in question
so glad I never got the alcohol meme
don't get me wrong I enjoy getting hammered but it's a few times a year not every weekend with cheeky cans throughout the week
Why do my sweaty balls smell so good, lads?
>>213026112carbon monoxide leak
>>213026138I'm not convinced it would draw ice cubes like that. I think you've specified that it should put sugar cubes floating in the drink.
>>213026112she'll be right mate
>>213026128there's tabs about warhammer 40k (which i don't follow) and a list of obituaries for some random town
>>213026074I reseted my phone while on vacation
Pokemon Direct in half an hour lads
>>213026160it's a sugar cube ice cube hybrid
do you like sugar cubes?
>>213026146canslad will HATE this post
when you're an alky you don't even enjoy getting drunk anymore, you just have to do it
is ordering 20 sausage rolls from greggs to be delivered with the intention of them being my food source for the next couple days a daft idea
ww2 happened in the pixar cars universe because there are ww2 veteran planes which implies that 9/11 also happened, so were the planes themselves terrorists or were they piloted by terrorist cars? much to think about
An awfully Frasierpilled day today. I feel like I'm in Seattle.
>>213026241would much rather an opinion from someone who lives on the same landmass as greggs sausage rolls thank you very much
>>213026243why does ww2 happening imply that 9/11 happened?
Getting drunk is fun and enjoyable. Teetotalers are boring freaks.
>>213025905We need National Socialism.
Our leaders want to turn us into human mulch.
this will be humans in 2150
>>213026287looks like nettspend
>>213026278because ww2 happening implies it's basically just our universe and everything happens the same way except everyone's a car
>>213025905the boomers will all be dead in the next 10-20 years, so that's something i guess??
>>213026273well then *eats a live grenade and explodes into smithereens*
I am a patron of the farts
>>213026287looks like it was made in RE Engine
>>213026302just 20 more years of importing a million nigerains a year to wipe their arses
Non-Whites are nothing more than bioweapon golem used by jews to destroy White order.
>>213026311ffs lads spill the beans where is it
cars is pixar's worst IP (besides everything else they've made in the past 15 years)
prove me wrong
>>213026303fucking hell
*spends the rest of my life with PTSD before hanging myself unable to live with the trauma of seeing that at the ripe old age of 40*
>>213026269tossed salad status?
sat on my fat arse wondering how to get a job
>>213026331i want to fuck joy from inside out
>>213026331from a marketing point, it was very clever
>>213026381imagine a bored handjob from disgust corrr
>>213026331before last 15 years - cars bugs life up monsters inc ratatouille incredibles
last 15 years - brave inside out, bunch of irrelevant stuff no one watched
damn they were cooking back then
brave was good tho
>>213026393I look like the baby on the right and say those words
>>213026417i want to sex the brave girl
miku
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me on /brit/ x
Jewish capitalist society is so ugly
I want to live in a world of healthy, beautiful blondes.
The Axis would have reshaped Europe though engineering feats and gradual biological improvement. Imagine a Europe with beautiful blondes everywhere, beautiful universities, temples and bridges, elegant museums, spaceports, where one could travel from Lisbon to Moscow on a luxurious train in perfect comfort.
A Europe of clean cities, strong farming communities, and no crime or unemployment.
A society where every generation is slightly healthier, smarter and stronger than the last.
That is the National-Socialist worldview
>>213026417pretty much all of the first set of stories was dreamt up by one group of men in one storyboarding session
is it posisble for me to never have another thought in my head ever again? how?
HR lady where I used to work was like the slug in Monsters Inc cos she was an alcoholic
>>213026417wall-e is their best film and it's not even close
>>213026454u cute as fuck bro
>>213026467post hair and eyes already or be quiet nazimong
At this point, Reform is mostly just Tories. Most of their voters are ex Tories, many of their candidates are ex Tories, and many of their actual representatives are ex Tories.
They're just rebranded Tories.
trvke
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microsoft office power rankings:
powerpoint
word
excel
publisher
onenote
Timmy crushin on Pang Pang omds
>>213026556haven't made a powerpoint since i was in like year 6, don't understand why office drones love that shit so much
the citizen kane of animated cinema
>>213026585something to do init
office mongs love their dossabouts
*gently flutters into /brit/*
>>213026591i saw this in the cinema, don't remember anything about it except the scene where the squirrel drinks coffee
yeah i need to get off the vtubers again. not doing me any good.
wish i was home playing on my little music program instead of toiling
i think lower class white aussies might be the most repugnant evolution of white people anywhere on planet earth
feral, meth addicted, mentally stunted, toothless, hideous freaks
>>213026521Always have been
Homeland seems the only decent option but even they are not really NS
>>213026556nah excel mogs word
>>213026650lol glowie I hate reform id rather vote for the greens
>>213026640watch some of those nonce stings for an insight into what lower class briitsh people are like, they're the grimmest genetic dregs i've ever seen
>>213026556I reckon Publisher was fun back in the day before online blogs cos there was more motivation to share your thoughts through the printed word. Could make some fun designs if you wanted to.
PowerPoint though definitely is #1. Different transitions, slides are different, it's active
>>213026701Are there any good Australian stings?
>>213026662word is intuitive for writing some stuff chucking some headings on and maybe a pic
excel is extremely obtuse if you just want to make a little table and if you want to do some actual stuff youre better off using a rdbms
wish i were born in like the late 1960s or early 70s
all the benefits of being a boomer without the stigma of actually being a boomer
>>213026642racismlad unmasked
>>213026701lived next door to a nonce me
he used to watch me on my trampoline through the window not even lying
dont care, still voting reform
Came back from holiday and don't know what to do now
>>213026725there were a few but i can't find them on the 'tube anymore, must've been shoah'd by youtube
Hangover poos are the best
One big push and it all comes crashing down
>>213026750why don't you sit on my face
>>213026642>tingtongDont get it? Is the guy a chinaman?
>>213026612hello you're pretty
government should be spending ยฃ10bn a year minimum to market B-Pop (britpop) to foreign teenage girls so british men can become the most desirable men on the planet like the koreans have done
it is - frankly - in the national interest
start chucling and screaming out loud whenever I think of menulog
>>213026750have another holiday
>>213026805you had one direction not too long ago
any /biz/wizes in who can tell me where I should be putting my ยฃ2k which is currently sat in my 0% interest nationwide account?
hold on i just need to clear my cookies and internet history
>>213026833in my hands mate, I'll sort it for you
dubai chocolate matcha latte 24 carrot labubu benson boone backflipping its all connected
>>213026857you're my bank now
>>213026857you'll become my bank?
So lads are you a Rorke or are you a Timmy?
my dick hangs lower than my balls and i'm not on steroids
take THAT rich piana!
>>213026896my name's james mate
>>213026896rorke but I look leftypol
>>213026825that was almost two decades ago now - we need some fresh faces in the scene to make British men attractive. at the moment all we have is Tom pissing Holland.
>>213026798The poor guy is catching strays because of his wife
leftypol rocking a major w here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-WJN3L5eo
>>213026935State of that snout
>>213026197Wish I could do that
>>213026940Dont think anyone comes out of this looking good desu.
>>213026940not sure a muslim can be progressive. leftypol still dick-rides them
Nothing grimmer than 60% of your post-tax income become sucked up by rent to enrich either a tarq, a boomer, or a paki
Working 40 hours a week just to make some other cunt a shedload of money
don't care fuck off back to pol you boring bastards
we lost steam a bit
but that's ok
>>213027009britain cries out of maoism
Thatโs the cheesecake finished
>>213027009Total Landlord-Zerstorung
Why do only working class people put sugar in their tea (and coffee)
>>213027004leftypol is a useful idiot
>>213027049im not middle class and sugar my covfefe
having a look through my camera role and realising I am a catastrophically runty person
>>213027042me after I've just fisnished eating a cheesecake
>>213027042bad day to be a mushed up slice of cheese cake in an incel's bubbly stomach
feeling physically sick thinking about how the girl I like will eventually betray me
Personally I cry out of my KNOB
>>213027009Grim seeing all the workers in hospitality being young people serving the boomers as slaves while they import third world labour in the millions and act smug about everything
>>213027088this is why you want a neurodivergent gf
they've upped the security on diego's fuck a fan submissions and they no longer accept throaway email addresses
how the fuck can I get 100+ chances now
>>213027113she is and I expect it the same
>>213027111>and act smug about everythingthat's the thing which really gets to me. they've fucked everything up for everyone younger than them, they've done extremely fucking well for themselves, and they don't even show an ounce of remorse for it. they're whole "teehee, suxs to be u ;)" attitude just fucks me right off - especially when it's my tax money they're relentlessly pilfering.
>>213027111>Grim seeing all the workers in hospitality being young people servingYeah its mad that lowlevel hospitality jobs are done by young people boggles the mind that
get me in the suicide pod
get me euthanised
>>213027148it is mad how they're quite possibly the weakest generation in all of human history
and we happened to be born right in time to deal with the aftermath
boils my piss
*minces into the thread and randomly points at people like I'm Mick Jagger*
>>213027182what if it's a trick and instead of killing you it seals you in there and you're then hauled around london whilst everyone films and points laughing at you for being a miserable suicidal freak
>>213027182don't you want to at least wait for gta 6?
>>213027150More pointing out that they serve almost exclusively boomers, don't see any younger people out only behind the bar and waiting on them like slaves and the boomers fucking love it.
>>213027191>weakest generation in all of human historyMuh generational differences! Bet you think people born in april are more headstrong and quick tempered than those born in September too
my local police force started a podcast what the fuck
>>213027273profoundly retarded bad faith response that i shan't bother responding to x
>>213027273>Muh generational differences! Bet you think people born in april are more headstrong and quick tempered than those born in September tooyou say this but when you're knee deep in blood and guts in the third anglo-biomassian battle for scunthrope you'll be screaming for those ol' reliable april babies
>>213027250Well yeah because its a Tuesday afternoon so only retired people and women on maternity leave are going to be out
>waiting on them like slaves and the boomers fucking love itI mean theyre paid to wait tables... and usually get tips. I dont think anyone LOVES to be waited on
>>213027217it's going to be exactly the same as GTA5 just with better graphics
>>213027270protag is a white man and his latina gf this time
think of the bunda physics
>>213027273I was born in September and I'm very shy and sensitive
heathermong is such a virgo
>>213027352take a day off dtfic
>>213027296Very Sagittarius like response
>>213027273i was born in august and i'm an incel
Was born in the Year of the Horse, which means that I'm very flighty and have very brittle bones, but also have a humongous cock to compensate
this is the 1 chance youre blessed with intelligence, you might go through thousands of lives before you get to be a human again, so make the most of it and follow the noble 8 fold path
>>213027342Not just today you mong it's all the time
>>213027400Never see boomers out at bars on a Saturday night
>>213027399no im going to wank to undertale yaoi instead
>>213027399I'm a lower lifeform than an amoeba
>>213027399yeah sound mate, don't skimp on the pilau portions and I'll have a tango as well cheers
Desperate to fit in Canadian paedophile is here
and worst gimmick of all time is *checks notes* *checks notes*
>>213027448when is he not
>>213027450well what is it?
>>213027426I do, everywhere
>>213027473*checks notes*
what the fuck i can't even access my porn anymore