It's summer
Why aren't you on the beach?

>>213028957 (OP)
i went tanning yesterday but i hid away in a park instead of going down to the playa i have never been fit but i have really let myself go i dont wanna take of my shirt when other people are around anymore

I am working. In 2 weeks I will visit my gf parents for a week, and then 2 weeks at my parents who live by the sea.

I am way too late to book a vacation and didn't take time off work.
I'm also poor and cannot really afford a vacation without booking in advance so now I'm fucked.

>>213028957 (OP)
Im a shut-in student. might go later this month though

>>213028957 (OP)
i'm at the beach right now, about to leave

>>213029243
Do you get flooded with tourists these times? having the only normal beaches in the area and all

>>213028957 (OP)
I was a couple of days ago

>>213029273
What's a normal beach

>>213028957 (OP)
>It's summer
Unfortunately.
>Why aren't you on the beach?
Because I hate summer, sand and sun.

>>213029302
Not muddy swampland

>>213029273
yeah there's lot of tourists. i'm at golden sands right now and probably the only bulgarian here

>>213029378
Can't imagine the med coast could have things other than beaches or cliffs

I have to play EU4

>>213029302
Beaches were migrants aren't washing up. I live avi. That doesn't happen here. They'd be disappeared or shot

>>213029541
I meant in the eastern euesque area but true greece and turkey are pretty close too

>>213029565
how many hours?

>>213029639
How are the beaches in Israel?

It's for people who are in shape. I hate the culture here that you are supposed to show your disgusting body to everyone, it's an eyesore.

>>213028957 (OP)
because I'm working
I'm going to pic related this friday, not a lot of people know this spot and it's a boulder beach so no annoying kids

>>213029663
Steam is showing 900 but more than double of that is just Anbennar played on an offline version

>>213029693
The beaches here are nice sandy and not commercialized outside the cities so pretty nice. but i dont have real life experience of other countries to compare

>>213028957 (OP)
its too hot

is busy debating suicide and my body is too repulsive to be shown anyway

>>213029826
Sweden is a fun nation to play as, just recently tried it.

Spaniards linguistically and fundamentally lack the concept of suffering. It's an unheard of thing there.

>>213029813
>>213029243
>>213029139
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>>213028957 (OP)
sand hurts your feet
the salt water dries you up and tastes awful and if you get it in your nose it hurts
the beach is full of people

beaches are so fucking overrated. Just go to lakes

>>213029813
I also prefer rocky beaches, they repel some of the tourists in some fashion

>>213029862
Yeah their newest MT is sick, if you haven't you should try a norse run as well, pretty fun flavor. Though getting the event to fire manually is an absolute pain so I always console it.

>>213029919
noice, look kinda like Costa Brava

>>213029847
I find sand beaches a bit boring unless they have waves. In rocky beaches you can climb, look for fishes..

I'm fat and hairy + I have nobody to go with

>>213028957 (OP)
What do you have to do to get a gf like this?

>>213030992
be tall, fit and have lots of money

>>213031062
what if I have only 1/3?

>>213030992
>>213031062
shes just an attractive girl. just be attractive and you get one omg shes not a supermodel

>>213031062
also don't be and older than +2 years from her age pedophile

>>213031106
then you are out of the equation women like that can pick from the creme de la creme

>>213028957 (OP)
Because the nearest beach is 1200 miles away

>>213028957 (OP)
Because I went in Spring

>>213028957 (OP)
im insecure seeing indog chads with their gfs surfing together

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>>213028957 (OP)
I went yesterday. it's been surprisingly cold here

Because I'm ugly + you need to pay in caccaly

>>213028957 (OP)
it's raining. it's been raining all month.

>>213028957 (OP)
The beach is filled with seaweed

> Northern fags think that August equals summer

Lmao, it was -10°c here yesterday

>>213033236
I didn't know it got that cold there

>>213028957 (OP)
My local "beach".

>>213029813
this

>>213033333
Witnessed m8. Yea, down in Patagonia it can easily reach -20°c.

>>213028957 (OP)
I have no one to go with.

>>213028957 (OP)
Hurricanes

>>213033361
lapphelvetet

It's raining, it gonna rain tomorrow, it rained yesterday...and the day before that

>>213031131
this doesn't exist in the real world, especially outside america. if you're young looking it doesn't matter how old you are

>>213028957 (OP)
Because I'm fat and ugly

>>213033236
barely anyone lives south of the tropics

>>213038605
FAT BITCH!

>>213041025
> Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Southern Brazilians, South África, Australia

Sounds like a lot of people to me

>>213029919
there are no non-rocky beaches here
all beaches in croatia are rocky