Thread 213030657

>Can't read
>Can't watch
>Can't listen
>Can't speak
>Can't use hand tools
What they can actually do?

>>213030657 (OP)
you talking about a average 4channer

Another soylennial seethe thread. Obsessed

>>213030692
did you do a tiktok dance while writing this?

>>213030657 (OP)
How are you any different tho?

>>213030657 (OP)
@grok explain

>>213030677
kek

>>213030657 (OP)
Break nose

>>213030742
Did you spend your paychecks on funkopops and onlyfans while writing this?

>>213030657 (OP)
>y'all diddy ahh bluds just mad cause y'all ain't got no labubu dubai chocolate matcha or whatever

>>213030677
Because average 4channer is turned to an immigrant zoomer after 2019
They saw screenshots of 4chan in Reddit, Twitter, Instagram and came here.
>>213030742
Dancing is too efforting. He most likely masturbating or playing another new zoomerslop video game.
>>213030890
Why they using shitty broken english? I want crush their skulls when I read words like y'all, ain't, fr, skibidi, folkx, alpha, beta, chad, stacy, prolly, hoe, mogged, cap, drip, bussin, rizz, yikes, bussy, fire, lit, x-maxxing, mewing, gooning, tho etc.
It's like newspeak on 1984 novel but pushed by globalist social media instead of TV and schools. We are going in a dystopic situation.

>>213031371
Unc is mad fr cuh ain't be bussin this drip no cap on god beta no rizz incel best get on your mewing game cause that's a yikes from me
I mogg you

>>213030772
Grok explains that:
>A 2021 Johns Hopkins study found that 56% of U.S. adults aged 18–25 (Gen Z) are overweight or obese, with obesity rates rising from 6% in the late 1970s to nearly 33% by 2018. This is higher than Millennials (born 1981–1996) at the same age, where about 15% were obese at ages 18–21 in the mid-1990s, compared to 8% for those born two decades earlier.
They are unhealthiest most unathletic generation ever came. Almost 60% of them are +24 BMI overweight. I wonder how many of them skinnyfat or anorexic.

At least i don't collect funkopops and let my relationship spiral into "open relationships" with tyrone to get a nintendo switch

>>213030657 (OP)
I can do all of that things and I'm a zoom zoom. On the other hand I'm a schizoid loser and never even installed tik tok or Instagram

>>213031956
this*
and have*

I think you should quit the military

>>213031845
>Zoomer thirdie thinks he is an urban American
Only American men who votes for Democrats doing that funkopop or open relationship thing. I'm sure nobody in Colombia knows about what is funkopop or Tyrone. That is your alternative reality on your terminally online brain. Laughing at you.

>>213030657 (OP)
>Can't read
>Can't watch
>Can't listen
>Can't speak
>Can't use hand tools
I can do all of these but I can't get along with other zoomers about my age

>>213032003
so you are the only one allowed to talk about concepts related to amerimutts >>213031371, but the moment i do im the "terminally online" brain here? Suck my dick roachoid and watch out for your wife, or maybe you're already in an open relationship with a syrian/iraqi bvll

>>213030657 (OP)
Unc is wildin, sheesh

>>213032338
>Zoomer can't read
Only Americans talking English?

>>213031371
I’m a 2019 newfag and I try to make non-twitter and screenshot threads. But people don’t respond to them anymore

>>213032696
2016 oldfag here, you need to go back

>>213030657 (OP)
I cant do these but ive also never used twitter, tiktok or instagram
Im a failure amongst failures

>>213032696
>>213034842
Grim state of affairs

>>213032696
I'm a 2023 newfag zoomer and get 30-50+ replies on my threads get good