Sewage spill in broken Britain edition

>>213034571
i actually enjoy that almost every time i see a hot woman on the internet there is a high chance i can find a picture of her tits through a simple google search

>>213034728 (OP)
where is this you little twerp

im the only straight lad in /brit/

>>213034768
None of your business, I've already alerted the authorities

>>213034770
trvke
i'm gay as FUCK me

I am crying irl, 2 million people being starved to death by the zionist state and no one will save them

When all the world is overcharged with inhabitants, then the last remedy of all is war, which provides for every man, by victory or death

>>213034770
I could change that

>>213034770
have you ever fucked a lad? convinced you can't claim to be straight unless you have to confirm you dont like it

How can't I post mp4 on firefox but I can on chrome?

If my true love, she'll not come
Then I'll surely find another

>>213034748
societal sickness
no point if you cant touch them, otherwise they always look better when left up to the imagination

>>213034797
yea, not even their fellow muslims

>>213034744

Ozzy Osborne’s dead

>>213034797
looks like an oasis reunion concert ...with all the bucket hats

I like having sex with non white men

so is dtfic heathermong or spainnonce or actually his own little cretinous self

>>213034797
egypt is right next door m8

>>213034841
you're thinking of george michael

The Two-headed Calf

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap his body
in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother. It is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass.
And as he stares into the sky, there
are twice as many stars as usual.

>>213034841
source?

>>213034868
he's a deeply sick and demented freak

>>213034797
What were they doing there? What are they doing here? Why did they leave Arabia?

>>213034841
he was just on tour

pooing out of my arsehole

>>213034841
Holy fuck. He was my favourite singer and I'd say the most important musical artist in living memory. I knew this day would come

scenes when it's saturday and nothing has happened, no nationwide block of 4chan yet again

Michael Barrymores dead

>>213034858
dislike this grotesque slampig

RIP DMX

Holy shit it's real

https://news.sky.com/story/ozzy-osbourne-dies-just-weeks-after-farewell-show-13400248

the modern british man gets 5 good years in his life that's it. sixth form and undergraduate years. there's nothing after that unless you come from a wealthy family.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749854848479429.webm

>>213034880

Ozzy Osbourne just flew into the World Trade Centre

NatSocLad (formerly commiemong)

>>213034922
hell be back

got his farewell show in at least

love french ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpehMcw-E0

saw superman with dadberg yesterday
was surprisingly good

I believe in true love

pozzy pozbourne

>>213034931
she was just a kid

>>213034849
oh my days

>>213034958
flying through the sky was he

I'M LIVING ON AN ENDLESS ROAD

RIP big nigga

>Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show

>>213034878
Really makes you think. The same God that made him made you and I

Mum always told me not to speak ill of the dead but Ozzy was a bit of a cunt really, wasn't he.

Ozzy Osborne was born a few days after /brit/ and died a few days before /brit/
Mad
Mental even

Singer Ozzy Osborne has his teeth pecked by his pet parakeet in his Beverly Hills, California home (1997)

>>213034994
Born a few days after /brit/, was he?

>>213034841
Holy fuck. He was my favourite singer and I'd say the most important musical artist in living memory. I knew this day would come

rip ozzy :(

>>213035009
he looked so full of life

rip in peace ozzy. never listened to a single one of his songs

>>213034958
Mate said it was shit. Flying dog and random characters you’re expected to know

wonder what the youngest groupie are ozzy fucked was

76, he was just a kid.

Ozzy dying soon after a huge Black Sabbath reunion and being honoured by his home city is I suppose the best time for him to go

my favourite ozzy song is back in black

>>213035013
That's what I said lad, got a problem with it?

Don't know why i'm posting this on /brit/ but fuck i'm gonna say R.I.P Ozzy Osbourne. One of the finest musicians of this country and one of the greatest brummies of all time.

Usually I shit post and VPN flip to start fights
Can't today
Rip ozzy

>the most important musical artist in living memory

>>213034922
IT'S REAL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213034993
Not at all. He was a great man and you are a weird worthless freak

>>213035059
I'm the first

Shame he didn't die on a Sunday, we could've called it a Black Sabbath

iggy pop outlives another

fake news

2 BBC adverts in a row

>'Do you know anyone who affected by conspiracy theories?'

>'Wargaming russia's attack on the UK'

NIGA just because it's a hypothetical doesn't mean it's not a conspiracy theory .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHsWxlqLj1w

kingcobrajfs will not be happy

>>213035064
He's the lead singer of the band that invented heavy metal so yeah not many other people up for consideration you mong

>>213035089
My dad met him in the 1970s

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMQC8fIyJUC/

oh my DAYS timmy

me with the missus aha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OZyM2KQsj8&t=411s

HEIL OZZY

>>213035123
Is your dad still alive today?

only 17 days ago that last gig
he held on for it

we at /bri/ offer our hearfealt condolonces to the family of oswald ozborne

Sack Blabbath

called my dad about the ozzy news and he started saying a prayer for him lol

>>213035141
Yes he's 61

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs

>>213035160
based

bet the IDF were behind this the cheeky cunts

>heavy metal
>important

for me its the zinger stacker and extra hot wings

ozzy vax status?

no idea who ozzy ozbourne is

>>213035162
Good man

>>213035179
3 IRONS ON A SHIRT
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

did the drug addict die did he

his band had maybe 2 or 3 good songs in a 60 yr career

all art is important

Sharon's going to miss wiping his arse. RIP

>>213035175
not a fan of the Z-boys was he

>>213035179
rorke screaming

>>213035191
was in a reality tv programme back in the day

>>213035177
Fuck off quintin you soulless mong

ALL ABOARD

>>213035218
rorke remains still screaming

rip king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo

>>213035124
need him reviewing fast food NOW

crikey he was only 76

he was the Michael Jackson of metal

was a 70s rocker. that automatically puts him firmly in the 'probably a nonce' category

>>213035208
He wasn't on drugs when he died and didn't die of drugs. You should kill yourself

in my opinion this is the hottest hair style for a woman

>>213035177
show some fucking respect

>>213035191
you utter cretin

>>213035258

>>213035251
Oh he was definitely a nonce

he was the gary barlow of metal

fuck my stupid chud life

>>213035249
just a kid

>John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne (3 December 1948 – 22 July 2025) is an English singer, songwriter, and media personality.

Hit refresh

>John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne (3 December 1948 – 22 July 2025) was an English singer, songwriter, and media personality.

It's true.

My wife said she wants to try "sharing her mans" whereby she shows me off by letting me shag two of her colleagues. She says it's no strings attached, she doesn't want to have it returned and be shagged by any other guy, literally just a kink/fetish she's developed.
Do I take her up on this offer? One of the colleagues is a 6/10, the other is actually a 7 or 8 and I've wanked over her before.
I don't think the wife has thought through how it will affect our relationship even though she says it's just a kink

RIP. My favourite thing about Ozzy was Americans thinking he talked like that because of excessive drug use when actually he was just from Birmingham. Absolute legend.

he was the carly rae jepsen of metal

the /brit/ boomer brigade going mental because some fossil got a bit mor fossilised

>>213034841
THE ONE TIME I don't look it up because I assume it's another shitpost

gonna be hilarious seeing all these metal heads turning into pearl clutching shrinking violets whenever anybody says a bad word about their dead idol

everything ozzy osbourne made that people care about is from when he was 22 to 32. he made stuff so good he was able to coast on it for 40 years. meanwhile you are a total failure and will be wageslaving until the day you pass.

>>213035296
yes, a talentless mong x

Wonder what Gary Barlow thinks about all of this

>>213035272
it has to have that just showered look with a lot of product

i dont know what they mean by product i just heard girls say it on yank tv

any pig fans in?

>>213035191
>>213035208
>>213035209
>>213035251
>>213035302
>>213035306
zoomers really have shit for brains

If the England women don’t kneel in respect of Sir Ozzy today they’re going to lose

>>213035302
>>213035306
Why are subhumans like you so mad about Ozzy? Fuck off scum

Is this the part where we pretend we all loved the celebrity?

He had 1 good song

seeing a lot of bait but not a lot of fish

>>213035291
Cor

ozzy onsborne sex arse

>>213035317
shut it.

he was a fuckin kid

>>213035251
perk of the job being a 70s rockstar

RIP my nigga ozzy

>>213035339
which was?

>>213035337
Call the game off and give them a bye. Are brave lasses can't be expected to play on such a dark day.

>>213034841
F

yooo who tf was that crusty old boomer bruh I never heard him on tik tok fr fr :skull: :skull:

>>213035361
>perk
erm

>>213035331
Been playing Civ 6

>>213035291
every person who has ever opened up their marriage to a third (or more) partners has regretted it

>>213035338
Jews hate Ozzy

It really was a farewell show.

never had a shag and never will
cock's simply too small

Amazing he was still famous enough in the 00's to have a reality show with his annoying wife and shit kids

administering my athlete's foot cream in honour of the ozman

He's eating bats in heaven now

You know Ozzy was a truly great man because he's made the pathetic contrarian negative attentive freaks get so excited

>>213035391
well yeah thats what it was

ozzy couldn't sing and didn't even write the songs or the lyrics he was easily replaced by actual artist ronnie james dio

so true jim
public servants must be held to account

IF YOU START ME UP

says it all really

Sir Oswald Osbourne

>>213034841
Fucks sake RIP

I wonder what Gary Rhodes would think about this were he alive

I reckon they’re going to be friends in heaven

>>213035415
apparently he was fuming when the dio albums did really well haha

>>213035395
>>213035415
same poster

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XB1viyhgQ1c

my thoughts on ozzberg

>>213035436
his real name was john

nth for the gyaldem

>>213035429
says to me that man should stop encroaching on the natural world
that bear doesn't want a snack they want to live away from humans

are Keir should dissolve parliament to give the nation time to grieve

>>213035423
FOOKEN ILLSBRUH

Just heard Ozzie Osborne's dead lads. Why is nobody talking about this?

wonder how old ozzy was when he has his last wank or gave sharon a good hard shagging

Man rhymed "masses" with "masses"
He was a bit touched was are ozzy

it was always coming, he was basically dead for the best part of 10-15 years

more like wozzy wosborne

i think it was a little disrespectful of sky to break the news with a headline like that

mad how much he looks like my mum

>>213035474
all rook same

more like woggy wogborne

>>213035472
John Sabbath, was it?

Man this really bummed me out, what a legend

pozzy arsebourne

>>213035490
also 'can' with 'again'

Not a fan of Ozzy or metal really, but why was Ozzy never knighted? Considering music and entertainment is one of Britain's few successful industries and he literally invented a genre of music

more like nigger nigbourne

dedicating my jobcentre appointment tomorrow to the big man

>>213035503
I know

boohoo, woggy wogborn who made satanism publicly acceptable died! may he rot!

he's finally reunited with lemmy

>>213035526
Queenie didn't like him

>>213035474

you wake up on Friday and can no longer access 4chan. your immediate thoughts?

>>213035510
you're off your rocker

>>213035526
proof he wasnt a nonce

>>213035526
probably told them to fuck off

Sir Jimmy Savile. Now there was an entertainer

mad how ozzy almost died crashing his quadbike

>>213035556
*sparks you out with a strong left and right*

>>213035448
Was quite shocked when he died, iirc he fell down some stairs and hit his head.

wanking to kelly osbourne

Apparently the news that the internet is getting banned in england did Ozzy in.

I wonder how the Australians will react when they hear the bad news :( I reckon Racismlad is going to go on a tirade

>>213035559
i'd feel more justified than ever in my plan

>Ozzy Osbourne dies aged 76

>>213035565
Kek

posting on r/SexAddicts

>>213035526
> he literally invented a genre of music
Which was? Not familiar with his work. All I know he was a drugged up drunkard that shouldn't be idolized by anyone

>>213035581
I remember that didn't he break his back?

>>213035591
wonder if ozzoid ever sniffed her musky knickers when she was a teenager

>>213035598

>>213035526
Because that would have been lame. It was already lame how him and Tony played for the cunt's bicentennial

>>213035559
have a little cry

I BET THE JEWS DID THIS

>pasta delivery

racism is not funny

RIP ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!

well people die don't they
just how life is isn't it

SHARON

>>213035673
I don't

>>213035673
certainly how death is

mad how he's navigating hell as we speak

>Luciano Frattolin has been charged with murdering his 9-year-old daughter Melina Frattolin, New York State Police officials announced July 21.
mad world we live in

>>213035660
Factcheck FALSE

VAX STATUS?

I'm so unbelievably unhappy

>>213035623
He didn't invent per se. He was the singer of Black Sabbath, one of the groups of the first heavy metal generation, along with Jimi Hendrix Experience, Zeppelin, Purple, Cream, Blue Cheer.

76 seems pretty good for a guy like ozzy

/brit/ is posting more about ozzy's death than they did the queen's

got the 'ack 'abbath on

going to watch stealth camping videos now

>>213035705
BUGGED

>>213035597

Deano mourns the death of Ozzy

I for one mourn the death of Britain's water and how treasonous water executives poison our rivers and streams and beaches, literally pouring raw waste into them while bankrupting the monopolistic companies to give themselves millions in bonuses and dividends while our government does NOTHING about it

>>213035673
Lucky for us God planned this out in advance and invented an afterlife

Q. what do you call a biscuit that uses a dynamic ip to ban evade on 4chan?

A. a jannie dodger

imagine only being able to enjoy retirement for 1 week
grim

>>213035712
As they should

>>213035710
those are hard rock and blues bands not heavy metal

>>213035177
lank haired, dandruff-dusted shoulder, hobgoblin drinking freaks absolutely rattled by this

It was real. All of it.

>>213035654
Live footage from Ozzy Osbourne's house

>>213035741
crongling

>>213035720
camping with steve is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj9qJsJTsjQ

>>213035751
retirement probably gets insanely boring after that point anyway

i literally lost my virginity to Planet Caravan

>>213035678
Loved bo selecta me

>>213035766
FIT

Got the 'lter 'ridge on

SERBIA

used to enjoy the panel shows in my youth
8 out of 10 cats
mock the week ...
early nevermind the buzzcocks was probably my favourite
tears of laughter

dunno if I'd find the same episodes as funny now
light of joy extinguished

>>213035785
Would give this lad's arse a right rodgering!

pozzy posborne def had aids and shagged blokes

>>213035798
I only know this band cos of 'dge

insane that he lived until 76
he used to smash coke speed booze all day every day for months

BRITOIDS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
JUST LIKE JANNIES AT BLACK MASSES

>>213035775
Inside job, wasn't it
He died surrounded by them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw

THREAD THEME

>>213035811
for me it was shooting stars

>>213035827
Yeah he shagged me actually

>>213035751
it's a bit weird to "like" that post isn't it? it's like you're happy he's dead

>>213035773
Mad how they built that entire thing then 1 person used it lmao

grim alkie twat toil day 2 off to a good start so far, got more beers delivered off the uber eats

>Jimi Hendrix Experience, Zeppelin, Purple, Cream, Blue Cheer.
I've never listened to any of these bands. Nor have I been so inclined.

Don't care really. Seems like boomer slop

noggy nogborne

>>213035856
never heard of it

>>213035869
thanks for letting us know

nothing worse than the normie mindset of being utterly consumed by the news. never shown any interest in black sabbath but you just have to have a take on ozzy osborne's death right? ye fuck off

>>213035766
bet she would be a great mother

>>213035712
Rare moment of an American realising we don't care about the queen.

ozzy watched his guitarist burn in the wreckage of a plane crash

>>213035811
Move to Australia
Sean Lock will live forever on SBS Viceland

>>213035821
um ok

more like faggy fagbourne

>>213035869
writing music off because it's old or because old people like it is genuinely retarded

>>213035889
Metal

The tribute as it were

https://vocaroo.com/1gSncofKap2m

'roo order was just delivered by a WHITE man named andrew

>>213035889
Source? QRD?

I didn't realise what the thing on the cover of paranoid was for ages, then when I finally took a look I was surprised it wasn't a monster

Ozzy died at 76
I'm 36 and have about another 30 years to live maybe. Scary thoughts

niggy niborne

>Beethoven, Brahms, Mozart, Wagner, Bach, Chopin

I've never listened to any of these bands. Nor have I been so inclined.

Don't care really. Seems like boomer slop

>>213035934
you know job market's fucked when even whites are doing deliveroo

>>213035934
AI has done us in

>>213035940
>posting on 4chan after 25
grim grim grim

SING ME A SONG, YOU'RE A SINGER

>>213035958
I've been here since I was 17. You never leave.

>>213035490
>Man rhymed "masses" with "masses"
>He was a bit touched was are ozzy
No, the original song rhymed masses with ashes, ignorant mong

>>213035951
rattled

>>213035938
mental how gay leftoids have an actual recognisable physiognomy

>>213035940
you actually only haveless than 1 year left because the clathrate gun kills us all next year

>>213035940
Time to start making music lad.

>>213035792
so is every human being that dies over the next 8 decades going to be attributed to the covid vaccine?
you schizos TIRE me

>>213035935
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Rhoads#Death

>>213035958
oblivious newfag

>>213035907
Liking music because its older is genuinely retarded

His music is shit and you look around and wonder where society went wrong? Yeah buddy he contributed to that.

>>213035933
nice tune brother

>>213035977
cope. i only came back after 3 yeRs because my ex gf broke up with me.

>>213035879
No problem. I prefer listening to my zoomer slop with a big dildo up my asshole anyways

>>213035992
thats what british people look like to us all the time

>>213035979
>Generals gathered in their masses
>Just like witches at black masses
stupid deaf bastard

He bit the head off a dead bat he was a legend RIP

>>213035951
beethoven was great. how they make the dog do that

>>213035873
reeves and mortimer
mark lamarr and ulrika johnson as team captains
it was absolutely mental

>>213035997
calm down vaxxie don't want your diseased heart to pop

>>213035997
you sound vaccinated as hell

>>213036032
what a fucking weirdo man. why do people worship such demonic individuals

leftypol killed ozzy

>he was a freak but a legend because that's what everyone else said he was.. ugh.. rest in peace you hero..

>>213036041
Load of shite it was

bbc has a live page up but they've got nothing to say about except he's died

>>213036032
that caused the corna virus

need to make my tea soon

>>213036054
Americans really are dull little creatures

>>213036019
No, that's not the original song.

https://youtu.be/7KON4fNaVks

what did this nigga just post

>>213036069
it's hialrious how much the bbc thin they set the narrative when they actually just get dragged by the hair by merchants

>>213036078
stepmummy's making a lasagne for me and mum

>>213036054
Fuck off you annoying retard soulless yank subhuman. Your god doesn't exist and your country was mutt cancer. The greatest value it had was when our ozzy was pissing on it. That's all ill ever remember the alamo for

>>213036141
what sort of lasagne?

>>213035833
whom?

>>213036157
only one innit

>>213036157
Rachel Reeves flavour

>>213035951
Haha x

lads.. the post count

>Halftwit NUMBSKULL on drugs YELLS foolish BALDERDASH whilst metallic SCREECHING comes from an amp
RIP legend, I'll never forget that one lyric...."Bawoofoo Koodoo dooboo!! waaaaawaaa!!! Yeeeaaaa crazy trains! Weeeeewoooooo!!! Black asses!!!! Bum bum goooo!"

Seriously some genius level stuff right there....I mean....where is the man's knighthood for crying out loud!?

>>213035998
>During the second flight, more attempts were made to "buzz" the tour bus.[31] Aycock succeeded in making two close passes, but botched the third attempt. At about 10 a.m., after being in the air for approximately five minutes,[32] one of the plane's wings clipped the top of the tour bus, breaking the wing into two parts and sending the plane spiraling.[33]
what are fucking retards

get it made we're not doing this again

>>213036179
I find her fit but I don't know why

>>213036172
EevieAspen

>>213036173
obviously untrue

>>213036183
What about it???

>>213036157
? mince beef

>>213036186
don’t really care about this nigga dying but you sound like a fuckin nerd

FINISHED WITH MY RORKE FRIEND CAUSE LEFTYPOL IS ON MY MIND
PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE BECAUSE I'M POSTING ALL THE TIME

>>213036157
if you play black sabbath songs in reverse they also sound like shit

>>213036179
>pasta, chips, and bread

>>213034712
thanks mate when I make my way across the pond one day I hope to make some friends maybe even meet up with a few posters from here but at this rate I doubt /brit/ still be around

>>213035758
Hard rock is heavy metal

Just fell into a nostalgia hole reading up in the Beethoven fillums
Jesus Christ to be 12 again and watching VHS kino on my holidays

>>213036179
>>213036201
rayner is fitter by far

>>213036236
what do we call you in person dtfic

Just noticed the farms are unblocked for me, but they were blocked earlier this year

>>213036157
just making a vegetarian lasagne

New?

>>213036216
not at all

get it made rorke
won't tell you again

I dare you to get to 500

>>213036232
there's salad too
why does everyone always ignore the fucking salad

right this is getting beyond a joke

>>213035766
Love pierced nipples me.

>>213036254
Get the urge to turn on the Lauren Phillips kinos when I see her

brits are all phone posters who can't make new threads

>>213035788
How long did it take for the guy to cum?

>>213036067

>>213036254
Nah she has a tranny look to her

new should be primary school girls

>>213036268
well it is

>>213036244
you poor sod

Making the new

>>213036270
rorke does his 9-5
he's a grafter

leftypol sits in all day reading and aruging about theory
wouldn't hurt him to do a bit of work

>>213036284
dont like the look of that birds pussy

>>213036278
In the name of Mr Osbourne!

>>213036288
making new threads is for cretins
only massive losers do it

>>213035788
I lost mine to a girl

>>213036299
cant prove it can ytou

>>213035835
Isn't Keef still alive?

>>213036067

>>213036202
ta' right likkle peng ting

>>213034840
someone is using a canadian proxy to interject for some reason

RIP to the legend. I'll never forget him. Sandman was my jam for years.

He's finally...."Off to never never land"

this thread goes long in the name of ozzy osbourne
400 posts for the prince of darkness

poo

>>213036351
>>213036351
>>213036351

>>213036309
rorke spends all day hunched over on his gaming chair in his evil smelly incel den

>>213036352

mental how i saw him yesterday (on my phone screen)

Desperate to fit in Canadian paedophile

>>213036360
>>213036362
screan

two dogshit yank editions

People captured by Neo-Christian morality condemn actions that men like Heydrich took as evil. But what greater evil is the complete extinction of Aryankind and degeneration into an Untermenschen cesspool?

>>213035937
The real monster was the friends we made along the way

>>213036319
well i can
i can find you a bologne lasagne and a naples lasagne recipe right now that are completely different

>>213035960
Haha, alri Diolad

IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD?
CAN RORKE GET OUT OF BED?
WE'LL JUST LEAVE HIM TO COOM
IN HIS SMELLY INCEL BEDROOM

>>213036412
Almost made it to 400 posts :(

400 for ozzy satan bless you

>>213036318
HAHAHAHA

>>213036376
Dresden was funny

>>213036427

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