Thread 213043176

ozzy

poo smells lmao

youtube sucks, twitch sucks, 4chan sucks, reddit sucks, forums are dead. it's grim

pictures of grim jewish women are not allowed ITT

crap your bum if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Nigger.

right. time for the big question of the thread. how does an ugly manlet with autism get a girlfriend?

>>213043203
he bit the head off a bird
there are photos

mental how many Europeans we've been getting in Sydney later
they're all white too, wonder why that is

Some crackhead junkie died and now we have to talk about it apparently

perusing the collected screeds of roger scrotum, cretinous goochwart, anus browncrack and odious beetlesmeg

>>213043208
you have low serotonin levels

go with God my son

bring back pepsi concorde

did a little cry
https://x.com/SondreBjorn/status/1947727716385456633

>>213043273
don't show this one to the ameritranny, he'll blow a gasket

>>213043213
Focus on things you can change, physique, money etc

black people are redefining water consumption

>>213043203
I didn't like it when it was the Why Bird stop

>>213043323
There's a hair in the cheese

watching macross

Solomon mentioned

Utterly sick of alcohol
TWAT drug for TWATS

My physics professor in college was a Russian guy. He was really nice desu. His accent sounded kind of funny.

A man who murdered his wife in front of their infant son has been jailed for life.

Kulsuma Akter, 27, had been living in a refuge in Bradford when she was fatally stabbed by her husband, Habibur Masum, as she pushed their seven-month-old baby in a pram through the city centre in April last year. The child was unharmed.

>>213043329
It was all about Tuesdays and the playground stop. Boys and girls come out to play

Copy and paste more news articles ITT please.

powerlifting gf

>>213043376
Habibi has to do what he has to do inshallah

>>213043376
>The child was unharmed.

Might apply

Just cummed in pant

really wonder what's going to happen to heathercunt when this site gets blocked

>>213043393
men lift to push themselves to the limit and overcome obstacles
women lift to make their arses bigger

>>213043391
Scottish craft beer giant Brewdog is to close 10 bars across the UK, including its flagship pub in Aberdeen.

Trade union Unite criticised the move and said some of the pubs would shut "within days".

The bars earmarked for closure are in Aberdeen, Dundee, Leeds, Brighton, Oxford, Sheffield, York and three in London.

>>213043347
>vehemently pro iraq war despite majority of his constituents being against
>In 2009 Caplin was appointed executive director of Haas Energy, a British company which hoped to obtain oil concessions in Iraq

>>213043376
It is not for us to judge their ways. This is how they do things, who are we to say our ways are better?

>>213043437
creasing that one of the biggest craft breweries in the world is struggling to even break even in 2025

>>213043450
mental

>>213043393
prefer a strongwoman gf

*taps heels three times*
I wish I were a real woman I wish I were a real woman I wish I were a real woman

Kek

>>213043469
sometimes i really wonder if these people are self aware

>>213043477
Isn’t that howling mutant guy really ugly and weird

>>213043496
aren't we all

>>213043469
I wonder where they could be

>>213043203
Ew. Fuck off with that shite. No matter how much Sharon contributed to his clownification, he sang songs of protest, rock and roll is a rebellious music against the system.

>>213043455
Funny. Don’t think you’d like it if a nonwhite person painted all white people with the same brush, didn’t that postman in Scotland cut off his girlfriends head because he was horny and she was always working? Is that just how white people be? No exactly grow up

Why did America and every Western European country decide in the 2010s that faggot marriage is ok now

>>213043472
You were a real woman all along

>>213043469
uganda be kidding me

>>213043532
zeitgeist of the time

>>213043524
are you 47 years old
how long have you had that image saved

>really ugly and weird
ktimmy

>>213043325
If that isn't proof of white genocide I don't know what is.

>>213043532
RETVRN

>>213043477
marriage is between a man and a woman

>>213043545
shouldn't be allowed

>>213043523
No I’m normal looking and weird

someone's going fucking mental with their screenshot folder

Yh this is the new normal now

Cos man is spelt big M.A.N. it's the letters of the law
Man is spelt big M.A.N. that's who the law is for

You see there's lots of chances in this land of hope and glory
Try and make your own rules, that's a different story
If you're a man, you'd better act like one
Develope your muscles, use your prick like a gun
Fuck anything that moves, but never pay the price
Steal, fuck, slaughter, that's their advice
Are you man enough? Ask the posters on the walls
Have you got what it takes? Guts and balls?
Keep your myth of manhood, it's been going on too long
A history of slaughter is the proof that it is wrong

>>213043461
>we will donating

>>213043562
it'll all collapse eventually dont worry
all those progressive can only be artificially upheld

>>213043548
I'm in my 40s and so are my memes

>>213043537
thought he went by Mother Shabooboo now

>>213043532
ZOG commanded it

>>213043587
how many of these do you have saved you brown faggot

How long until race war in england im tired of waiting

What are the other 4 British values?

>>213043629
R
A
T
T
L
E
D

>>213043614
I shag so much, they are handing out my sperm in powder form

>>213043633
I think they're trying

>>213043640
The five British values are democracy, the rule of law, individual liberty, mutual respect, and tolerance of those with different faiths and beliefs.

>>213043663
Thought that was the five pillars of Islam?

>>213043634
>chinese translation next to it

It's white replacement

Will the blacks, pakis and mutts live in racial harmony once all the white people are gone?

>>213043676
The five pillars of Islam are the core practices of the Islamic faith. They are: Shahada (declaration of faith), Salat (prayer), Zakat (almsgiving), Sawm (fasting), and Hajj (pilgrimage)

>>213043663
Muh bri ish val yews

>>213043640
Paedophilia

>>213043640
noncing

>>213043694
>>213043700

>>213043694
>>213043700
I thought that was islam?

>>213043682
who knows, as no one would be there to observe it

>>213043663
*PFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT...TTTTT....PFRTTPPP*


>>213043687
cwwwwwwwuOOOOOOOOOOORRRR
WHAT MOVIE?

>>213043725
>>213043725

>>213043725
britain is muslamic

on the gluten free san miguel

ay yo my stomach going crazy rn!

What's with all the /pol/ rejects this evening

>>213043537
why is this ok but black face isn't?

2 more days

day 3 starts for them

>>213043733
was this written by a brit or an american?

hey uhhh so when you guys are gone we're just gonna take this general is that okay? /cum/ has kinda weird people and we think It'd be better if we had 2 generals.

7:22pm, I get in my work van. Radio 2 is on. "Ozzy is dead".
I could not believe it.
Rang my dad. He saw Ozzy at the Manchester Apollo, 23 September 1980.

>>213043776
um

>>213043203
Genuinely thought he was already dead honestly.

>>213043797
I saw Ozzy backstage at a concert in Cleveland during his No Rest for the Wicked tour in '88. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, how are you doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh, he acts like we're long-time pals?” but he kept cutting me off and going “lets party! let's party! let's party!” and shaking his fists in the air. I walked away and continued with my friends, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When it came time to leave I saw him walking towards the doors with like fifteen groupies.

The one girl was very nice and was like “Sir, The Prince of Darkness demands that you come back to the hotel with us.” At first he kept pretending it was just going to be chill, but after seeing the drugs and how the women were dressed, I knew it was going to be crazy.

Back at the hotel, she took one of the drumsticks and started shoving it in her pussy multiple times, he stopped her and told her to shove all 15 of them each individually in there one at a time “to really loosen her up for me,” and then turned around and winked at me. I didn’t even think was possible. After she pulled each drumstick out of her pussy and handed it to the next chick Ozzy started to say "rawdog rawdog rawdog", the girl kept asking if I had any condoms but he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

There is something fundamentally different about humans that separates our species from any other creature that has ever lived on this planet. Even that most intelligent of animals, being elephants, dolphins and whales, and great apes, are nowhere near the level of intellectual sophistication of even the neolithic man. There is simply no denying it, humans are profoundly different from animals.

see if you can guess my age based on this lads
go on

aha is it spamming questionably aged creepshots on a canadian vpn time again?

priti patel's arse on your face while liz truss sucks you off

say hi to Vinnie please

>>213043823
6 weeks for that? PC gone tyrannical

>>213043830
How the fuck do tyou not like WallE?

>>213043830
you have to be 18+ to post here

>>213043824
bags of sand

>>213043830
35

>>213043797
>>213043820
So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

>>213043845
it's not that I don't like it
just never bothered watching it
I grew up, as they say.

>>213043847
>>213043851
both EMBARRASSINGLY wrong

>>213043830
39

>>213043891
>it's not that I don't like it
>just never bothered watching it

posting with my tongue up ruby grangers arse lads AMA

>>213043830
You felt like you became too old for animation after ratatoullie, watched toy story 3 for nostalgia, and around 2015 became old enough that you didnt care about them being childrens movies. I'd say that you were probably in sixth grade in school in 2008, that would mean you graduated in 2014 or 2015.
That would make you ~28 years old today

How do you get a nice suit like this
Also why do normies in real life who wear suits never look this cool

Ruby Grangers pink fannois being obliterated by my 6.7 inch sicilian dick

>>213043935
holy FUCK bang on

literally November 96
you need to be a detective or lawyer or some shit lad
good lad

>>213043966
Lucius Malfoy looking freak

>>213043966
>How do you get a nice suit like this
Go to a tailor and get fitted
>>213043966
>Also why do normies in real life who wear suits never look this cool
They're wearing a cheap off the rack suit

Have never worn a suit in my entire life

>>213043966
you go to a good tailor and get a suit made

>>213043996
>Have never worn a suit in my entire life

we need to stop this time thing

She wants a man from the Mediterranean islands

>>213043996
If you've never been to a wedding, baptism or funeral, you are too young to post here

>>213044013
I don't look like this
I am not a peckerwood

Might become a soyjack lefty immigrant lover in aid of getting a gf
They like that sort of thing

>>213044005
a simple tailor

>>213044015
it's scary

>>213044030
Im 27

>>213044049
tbf Eliot made himself ugly in defiance of the white man or something

>>213044040
holy shit i only just now realised that garak is the fucking dad from hellraiser

>>213044049
I remember playing beyond two souls like it was yesterday...

>>213044059
imagine shagging your greatest enemy's daughter who's half your age

pure alpha shit

>>213044036
Have gotten a lot of fanny from telling girls I hate trump
I do, but not for the reasons they hate him

fizzy guava melon cherry raspberry orangeade

>>213044087
Speaking of half your age

ageing is a disease that must be cured

Italian, greek, Lebanese, and Portuguese bvlls inseminating english roses...

>>213044030
im mexican i'd been to all of those before i was 5

>>213044108
hello, ICE?

>>213043971
>6.7 inch
small

>>213044097
Literal actual nonce

>>213044097
fuck no if the corpos ever make me immortal i will riot i want and end to all this shit do you really want to live as an eternal slave?

>>213044097
ageing isn't the issue
if I meet a cute girl and she transforms into a qt milf, I'm happy as larry
It's just people age so ungracefully via drugs, alcohol, or god forbid the fucking sun

>>213044097
Natalie Portman is still very attractive

>>213044120
idk, i certainly don't want to grow old

Why was blood in old movies from the 60s and 70s a very bright, striking red color, but in modern movies, blood is a darker and more subdued shade of red

acme garb hog
or
am crab egg oh
or
my grog car
or
crag or gym

>>213044013
I just noticed the guy on the right in the vans and blazer
he looks neat

Rorke
Rorke
Rorke of the jungle watch out for that wog

>>213044120
aging isn't the same as dying

>>213044182
It's not just movies. It's real life. The world started gradually losing color in the 80s. Everything is grayish and desaturated now.

>>213044157
you're not very bright

>>213044175
Like we're biologically wired to fear death more than anything, we evolved that because its obviously going to lead to more survivability. But while we conciously exist we suffer, that's just how it is. We evolved to exist in a constant state of suffering as humans because that allowed us to use our brain to try and invent things to make life less shit.
So the only possibility for paradise is non existence where we have no conciousness, but we're biologically wired to be incredibly afraid of this. Its fucked. The material world is sadistic on its most fundamental levels. Death is the release we deserve even if its scary.

>>213044266
that's a you problem I'm afraid

my poo smells like shite

>>213044283
Look at the Harry Potter series. You can see each movie get progressively more gray and desaturated than the previous one. And the first one wasn't even particularly colorful.

>>213044272
yeah that sucks, growing old and dying and never even got a chance to have a gf. perhaps being a corpo slave in exchange for eternal life isn't that bad

>>213044313
harry potter isn't real life hun
sorry to tell you

>>213044337
remember in the first one where you see up hermiones skirt and see her white knickers :)

He was turned to poo
By the great magnetic jew

Look at the Marvel superhero movies. Everything is a bland, washed out beige and gray.
Christopher Nolan movies. Dark blue, gray, beige, brown.

eating the pretzel goldfish

Wish I had my gaming PC with me right now

>>213044366
no

>>213044378
to play minecraft with ray tracing?

>>213044378
no good games to play anyway

Based kim

>>213043176 (OP)
i think the asian girl i am talking only likes me for being white there is no way this girl likes me because i am broke and i mentioned i am going back to college

>>213044372
Bring back Technicolor I say

Enter the Void and Avatar had lots of color.
Some of Nicholas Wending Refn's movies are very colorful.

lads how do you feel about this tropical trifle?

Blonde women yearn for BMC (big Mediterranean cock)

The ingredients you will need to make a Tropical Trifle are:
Mango Jelly
Mascarpone
Cream
Condensed Milk
Icing Sugar
Vanilla Essence
Desiccated Coconut
Mangos, Peaches and Pineapple (I used tinned)
Sponge
Optional Garnish; toasted coconut, dried tropical fruits, fresh fruits, lime zest, white truffles or Raffaellos

>>213044457
Looks peng, it better be boozy though, a good trifle should have a noticeable splash of wine in there.
>>213044483
>no booze
Into the bin it goes

>>213044500
I feel like spiced rum might be a nice addition booze wise

alri incels

>>213044524
alri

could have sworn I clicked /brit/

>>213044321
Great now we've culturally circled around to reinventing christianity

Universal will not pay me once again.
Life is over

alri

Ya'll niggas just be saying anything

>>213044564
looks like some quack politician

>>213044564
Italians generally dress so well it puts us to shame.
I've been out in Rome and Florence on a Friday night and even the young women dress with such class and refinement, not like here where it's a race to the bottom to be the gaudiest skimpiest tart.

>finish watching saba
>see this in my recommendations

https://youtu.be/_QTv9DB2IrU

"I did delete hundreds of hundreds of ASMR GF roleplay experience. I still want to make ASMR. But holesome ASMR that glorifies God. I want to make content that I feels is glorifying to God"

B-B-B-B-BLESSED

Thank you beeg fish, and the Brazilian evangelist spammer in chat too x

>>213044607
too right too right

damn
DAMN

British lads could dress like this, instead they choose to wear monotone tracksuits with huge conspicuous branding or cargo shorts and a marvel comic t shirt.

https://youtu.be/tbDCZhYXG3w
https://youtu.be/tbDCZhYXG3w
https://youtu.be/tbDCZhYXG3w

>>213044723
rolling up your pants at the bottom means you're a homo

what's that lana del rey song with the bird sounds?

My nipple

>>213044564
no style

He was turned to poo
By the great magnetic jew
When he traveled time
To warn the future of their kind

>>213044792
Fuck off Malaponte you hairy Arab.

lmao zelenskyiv just signed the enabling act and is a dictator forever
> https://kyivindependent.com/editorial-dark-hour-for-ukrainian-democracy/
pro ukraine source btw

>>213044836
He will go down in history as one of the worst leaders of all time.

genuinely had no idea ozzy osborne was a singer til today
i thought he was just famous for being famous on reality tv like the kardashians

>>213044836
He will go down in history as one of the best leaders of all time.

>>213044721
proof that trisha is a sorceress

Half the /mu/ catalog is nothing but Ozzy/Sabbath right now.

>>213044888
A genius, literally.

>>213044883
ozzy ozborne is one of these bizarre names that is filed in a dusty cabinet deep in the rare archives collection in my mind palace labeled “boomer nonsense”

>>213044836
russia still lost

>>213044914
oh ew

>>213044924
what kind of retarded fantasy is this

>>213044788
it's this one I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ELqraXx-U

politics outside of /pol/ will be dealt with.

>>213044792
you have nice hair

*climbs to the top of the steeple and rings the bell*

The brave soldiers of hamas, hezbollah, and ansrallah will march triumphantly into occupied al-quds and plant the black flag of islam on a pile of diaper shitting IDF terrorists corpses while all those martyred by the illegitimate state of "israel" look down from heaven with big smiles on their faces knowing their mission is complete

>>213044909
lol my iq is higher than all of these lmao

Love me Sabbath
Love me Ozzy
Love me old school metal and rock from the 70s and 80s
No music ever came out that was better and there never will be
Simple as

>>213044823
Yeah im an arab and ive fucked white women
What are you gonna do about white boy?

>every single penny to my name
£163k

that's bloody grim
2 years ago it was £140k
why does it go up so slowly
at this rate I won't become a millionaire for another 37 years

rip

burned my tongue on the dill pickle crisps again

sir lionel messi

>>213044974
he conquered half of europe, you post on an anime image board

Kicked me height.

>>213045057
exactly

>>213045102
British women dressing like to go down the pub for Sunday lunch then complaining to the Daily Mail when they get asked to cover up or leave

Emma Watson has done stinky farts and at least one poo in the last 24 hours.

you lads ever wank to Chyna?

>>213045174
You don't know that, she could be constipated.

>>213044974
online-iq-test.com is not indicative of iq
if you actually had a high iq you would realize that

my IQ is 921030102 no joke

>>213045200
I was tested as a child dummy

>>213045213
iq decreases into adulthood

I was tested as a crash test dummy

>>213045224
I'm super strong

My mummy tested my IQ and said I'm the specialistest boy.

>>213045204
mine is 231-330-8004

>>213045236
what are your mummy's credentials?

>>213045228
https://youtu.be/N9p0jLMssSk

The ancient Hyperboreans had an average IQ of 860 and average height of 7'3".
I say had, but I mean they still do, they live mostly underground beneath Greenland now, and in Antarctica.

teachers suggested to administrators and my parents that I be enrolled in a school for gifted children and I had to go and be tested beforehand
just because the only iq test you've come across is online doesn't mean it's all that exists LOL

wtf why are we so evil

Any sigmas in chat?

>>213045285
>teachers suggested to administrators and my parents that I be enrolled in a school for gifted children
same cause l had claws

>>213045274
Yes, that's true.

>>213045289
caused by a drought and crop failures
what was britain supposed to do, feed them all with british crops?

>>213045289
bigotry, thinking other peoples are lesser than yours leads to you thinking yours are better than all others leads to the dehumanization and mistreatment of others.

>>213045274
>ancient
but the pic is captioned '[vision from the future]'

>>213045289
>we
you a cannibal yeh?

Got my willy out. Anyone want a suck?

>320k
oh do fuck off
what's the matter with london

englishmen used to hack each other to death with swords in suits of armor, and they were honored for it

>>213045347
supply and demand

>>213045289
it wasn't our fault nor an intentional famine but keep believing leftist revisionism

>>213044836
OOF, Russia will take advantage of this when they place their man in charge

>>213044924
Russia is making daily advances tho

>>213045361
well I demand that prices be lower
how about that

>>213045102
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>213045374
that's the market done

>>213045366
The Kursk offensive will push through to Moscow ANY day now (source: I read it in Massive Retard Weekly)

>>213043195
This has to be a psy-op to bait outrage. No way this is real.

>>213045289
false and homosexual

>>213045374
you... you've done it... YOU'VE FREED US ALL!
*10 downing st rolls out the hammer and sickle banners*

>>213045393
it is, that poster is a transphobe whose brain is literally rotted to mush, they've posted that image like over 100000 times or something over like 10 years

>>213045274
>viking ships in houses
VVVVVVVVGH proud Rus heritage, the sons of Rurik must unite again towards prosperity

>>213045347
>detached
more like severed

>>213045399
have often thought about getting a garden troon

>>213045290
sigma dick

>>213045274
An IQ of 860 would be so far beyond what anyone we know is capable of, it's like a different level of reality. They would be able to mentally calculate like the fifty quadrillionth digit of pi and add 75 to it and cube it and multiply it by 38^12 and this would be just incredibly basic simple arithmetic that doesn't even need to be thought about for them like 2+2 is for us

figure were only as smart as we are because if we were smarter wed all kill ourselves

The russo-ukraine war will be over by the end of this year
Zelenskkyyyy will flee to israel and some Ukrainian goy will be stuffed with the bill

>>213045475
>>213045475
>>213045475

>>213045404
seagulls

>>213045491
haha yeah :)

>>213045483
That’s a little too optimistic for russia mate
I’d say end of next year MAYBE

the seagull is a lovely bird

early yank new

pooey bums

better get this one to 310 i suppose