>hey man, so the other day I was with my GIRLFRIEND
>yeah I was hanging out with my GIRLFRIEND
>yeah like my GIRLFRIEND. it's like a FRIEND but a GIRL and that you have SEX (naked vaginal intercourse with vaginas and tits (hecking epic and awesomesauce)) with
>but so me and my GIRLFRIEND went to the uhhhh. well..... my GIRLFRIEND wanted to go to uhhh
>so anyway I went with my GIRLFRIEND to the...
are normgroids like this in your cunt-er-ee?

>>213043669 (OP)
Having a vagina bearing individual by their side, validates their existence and so they can't help but brag and talk about it at all times, since it is the only thing they have going in their empty lives

>>213043730

>>213043730
uhh... sex-having bros?????? what just happened???

>>213043669 (OP)
I say that and do that

>>213043669 (OP)
I only recently found out that normalfags find it weird to do things alone. They literally won't go for walks, hikes, to the store, to the cafe, etc alone.

>>213043772
they are NPCs through and through

Can anyone else not even comprehend what it's like having a girlfriend? It sounds like so much work. Having another person in your life who you have to constantly give attention to, entertain, come up with ideas for dates, and maintain your own appearance so that she doesn't leave you. The last thing I want at the end of a long day of work is to come how and have to worry about how another person is feeling or what they want to eat. I'm sure sex and being loved by someone feels good, but is it really worth it for all the effort that goes into maintaining that relationship?

>>213043669 (OP)
>are normgroids like this in your cunt-er-ee?
Meh thats nothing compared to married guy who are trying hard to 'promote' his wife in every single conversation
>yeah, my WIFE solved this puzzle for me when we were playing this jigger together
>yeah, I my car was stuck on the other day and my WIFE is changing the tires all by herself
>man, when I was tired from work my WIFE cooked me a food like wow

>>213044353
>yeah man, I was with my WIFE
>yeah like my WIFE, it's like a GIRLFRIEND but you sign a PAPER that says she can take half your STUFF when she LEAVES (trad and wholesome)

>>213043764
It's over.

>>213044206
Just someone who loves you, fun to always spend time and share things with and gives a fuck if you live or die, plus have sex.
If anything I think she gives me more attention than vice versa just because I tend to be more introverted. Same when it comes to coming up with date ideas.
Different people operate differently and a big part of dating is find someone who clicks with you and your personality. In fact I think this is the biggest part. Where you both meet each others needs without draining the other. If one person is too needy or too withdrawn etc etc etc the relationship naturally falls apart

>>213043669 (OP)
I need to use magnums, I’m packing heat.

>>213045812
I need MONSTER condoms for my MAGNUM dong

>>213043669 (OP)
i wasnt sure if they did it intentionally to mess with me but early this year i attended my friend's wedding and when i sat down with a group of friends who had been already married or in relationships, the main topic they brought up was their sex life and i felt so completely alienated, just for them to look at me when they finished talking and be like "oops i forgot you've never had sex". They're good friends btw

>>213045812
>>213046007
You are probably black so it's expected