Thread 213043955

Height is the male equivalent of titties. If you're tall, you basically just have a pair of humongous tittybag boobies. If a wizard turned you into a chick, you wouldn't be a tall woman, but rather a woman with mastodonic breasts. Manlets are essentially just flatties, which makes sense since nonces go after both.

>>213043955 (OP)
As an 182cm man I am in the top 32nd percentile of height, meaning if I was a chick I would likely have some double Ds. Not too bad.

>>213043955 (OP)
>>213043955 (OP)
>>213043955 (OP)
>>213043955 (OP)
>>213043955 (OP)
>>213043955 (OP)
>>213043955 (OP)

International culture?

>>213043955 (OP)
tfw no flattie gf.
sigghhh

>>213044018
Oh yeah, uhh. How big are your tits in your cunt?

>>213043955 (OP)
Nah, Height is the male equivalent of age for females.

>>213044053
That's stupid, we're not doing that.
>>213044025
Fucking nonce.

>>213043955 (OP)
rather have a tall woman than a large breasted one

>>213044050
How do you even calculate such a thing

>>213044085
Bitch looks like the giant of Scottland; Englishmen will send patrols deep into the mountains to hunt her down.

>>213044086
How tall are you?

>>213043955 (OP)
is this slut still making content? she was the best 5-9 years ago.

I miss when girls would post their bodies on the internet just for attention and vague brand deals rather than to funnel towards onlyfans.

>>213043955 (OP)
except women can get larger boobs by gaining weight or getting pregnant

>>213044146
1.9

>>213044004
Nice I demand double dds and a lil waist

But how big do women like it?

>>213044204
nvm , just checked and she looks kind of bogged and mid now. her early snap and insta stuff like >>213043955 (OP) was so much better.

>>213043955 (OP)
Give me a name now

>>213044213
You've got some G-Cup titties. Noice, very noice.

>>213044083
>we're not doing that.
Why not?

>>213044328
It's literally in the video, dumbass.

>>213043955 (OP)
i asked chatgpt and it said i have aa cups :/

>>213043955 (OP)
Difference being that a fat chick with huge tits can get laid.
I'm 196 cm and fat. Women don't even look at me.

>>213044410
196cm = H-Cups, so what you're saying is you're a fat Christina Hendricks, which means you should be getting laid regardless. Maybe your face is fucked up.

>>213044382
KEK, titlet.

>>213043955 (OP)
Damn 10/10 if shes natural

>>213044335
Way too big in my opinion

>>213044410
you could easily brute-max and get a sexy gf. when you're big and strong looking you need so little facial attractiveness to get an attractive girl. you don't even need to be lean , just tall, big and strong-looking. A substantial fraction of girls literally just want a big man.

unless you have a physical disability or chronic illness that makes it impossible for you to exercise , you're just wasting your potential.

you got a dealt a good hand at life and you still aren't using your cards well.

>>213043955 (OP)
Then what does being tall in a girl correspond to in a guy?

>>213043955 (OP)
If height is booba, then what is bunda?

>>213044616
That's a very good question.
>>213044669
Uhh, let's say dick size or something.

>>213044611
You don't understand. When I say fat, I mean I am morbidly obese. I was pushing 170 kg this last winter.
Even if I lose weight, I'm gonna be 90% skin...
Just waiting for the inevitable heart attack now.
Been fat since I was a kid.

>>213044720
there won't be that much loose skin if you're 196 cm. but yeah it's pretty retarded of you to get that fat.
you can still get a fuckable gf if you start going to the gym and becoming strong.

heck even if you didn't and were just morbidly fat you have a small chance of finding a feeder gf who has a fetish for extremely fat people.

>>213043955 (OP)
It makes since because even if you get surgery for it you'll just end up looking weird and wrong

>>213044716
But there are plenty of people who like small asses and I doubt there are any girls who actually prefer small dicks

>>213044910
>there are plenty of people who like small asses
Nonces.
>>213044910
>girls who actually prefer small dicks
Female nonces. You've only reinforced my claim.

>>213044910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp9df7ha_Lo

Am I the only guy that likes both big and small boobs? The extremes turn me on

And before the American calls me a nonce if the flat chested woman is short in height then having a somewhat voluptuous lower body is prerequisite to turn me on, so fuck off

post more booba

>>213045127
Yeah, she's like 6'5, easily.

>>213044965
You can make your ass fatter naturally THOUGH, you can't make your dick bigger

>>213045127
This is a scientific thread for science, don't get distracted.

>>213043955 (OP)
Men don't complain about being tall

Want a short flat cute asian gf, me
Not a nonce eh

>>213045389
>Men don't complain about being tall
Yes, they do, for literally the same reasons.
>Ughhh, my back hurts guys
>Ughhh, it's just so uncomfortable
>Ughhh, they don't make clothing big enough
>I'd actually be so much happier being your size, it's exhausting having such big fat titties.

>>213045389
I don't like being 185cm/6'2"
I have constant lower back pain despite going to the gym
I can't fit into many of the Japanese brands I want to because it stops at my midriff unless i buy huge sizes (XXL+)

>>213043955 (OP)
I'm 6'2 is that like the male equivalent to DD's?

>>213045389
See what I mean? 6'2 isn't even that fucking tall and he's complaining about it.
>>213045672
Yes, on the larger end of DD cups according to the world percentile.
https://www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/height-percentile-calculator.php

>>213043955 (OP)
false

>>213045389
Yeah they do, if you're it's impractical, uncomfortable, potentially painful and ugly looking if you're way too tall, just like if a girl were to have massive tits. I feel like 6'6 is the cut-off where it starts getting ridiculous and that might be too tall for some people's tastes too.

>>213045705
Nice that'll match with my C cup tits because unlike that other Anon, I don't go the gym

>>213045757
I have physiologic gyno so despite having a BMI of 20 I have massive round perky breasts. They have actually been as big or bigger than many girls I've been with and it's awful for my self esteem every time

>>213045705
>Your height is in the top 9th percentile*
>You are taller than 91.43% *
>You are shorter than 8.57% *
>* of adult males from Brazil

All of that for just 1.80m, now how big are my tetas?

>>213043955 (OP)
Men like both big and small boobs but no woman ever would like a manlet.

>>213045816
Well globally 180cm is in the top 42nd percentile, which would be C-Cup.

>>213045972
Oh, it fits me, the least interesting size. B and below or D and above are so much better...

>>213043955 (OP)
>Height is the male equivalent of titties.
That's penis size you penislet.

>>213045705
>Your height is in the top 0 percentile*
>You are taller than 99.61% *
>You are shorter than 0.39% *
>* of adult females from United States
I think I broke it.
>>213046119
One relevant difference is that you can't generally tell that with a guy's clothes on.

>>213046119
No it's not, no one can see your dick unless you whip it out, dumb faggot. Height and bust size are both easily observable.

>>213046140
>no one can see your dick unless you whip it out
Ever heard of skinny jeans, chinos or shorts you complete fucking retard?

>>213043955 (OP)
I am 5'7"

>>213045816
>Your height is in the top 0 percentile*
>You are taller than 99.98% *
>You are shorter than 0.02% *
>* of adult males from Indonesia
I should go live my myth in Indonesia

>>213044007
I think I found the CEO of gooning

>>213046222
That's cheating

>>213045127
why are her hands so huge

>>213046765
Looking into this.

>>213043955 (OP)
I'm a manlet and I used to date a big titty woman who was taller than me. It didn't last much, just a semester

>>213047101
did you fuck them tig ol bittles, son?

>>213047526
We will never know.

>Put in your height to percentile calculator https://www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/height-percentile-calculator.php
>Ask AI the equivalent bra size for your percentile
>Go to https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Category:Categories
>Post a girl with your equivalent height to booba conversion

>>213048918
what are you fucking 6'8?

>>213048931
I'm 6'4

>>213048986
No way those are G-Cups.

>>213049037
cook his ass lil bro

>>213048918
What did you ask the Ai?

>>213049273
I asked what is the X% for bra cup size in the United States

>>213048918
Got this

>>213049458
You guys are doing it wrong those are way too big.

>>213043955 (OP)
i wont fall for fattie propaganda

>>213049479
STFU titlet

>>213043955 (OP)
No wizard would dare cast gender transformation magic on a 6'1 chad who has had five women and two men tell him that he looks identical to Bradley Cooper such as myself.

>>213049479
t. Manlet

>>213049574
You are not only cheating the calculations but also cheating yourselves. Your boobs will NEVER be that big.

>>213049646
What did you get?

>>213049665
D cups using the world percentile. If I used the American percentile I would have bigger tits. But this is an international board, and the thread is intended for international comparisons.