Thread 213045269

>omg hiiiii :) what did you do this weekend, anon? oh me? I was with my BOYFRIEND
>yeah me and my BOYFRIEND went to the... uhhh...
>my BOYFRIEND, it's like FRIEND but a BOY that puts his PENIS in my VAGINA until white GOO comes out (hecking epic awesomesauce) and then I take PILLS that fuck up my brain and endocrine system so that I don't have a BABY (vermin abortion fodder)
>look at this funny meme my BOYFRIEND showed me
>yeah so my BOYFRIEND went to the store and.... well uh my BOYFRIEND was.....
are normgroid bitches like this in your nation-state (country) ?

She just wants to make sure you know she's not available (for you)

bitch I don't care about your boyfriend

>>213045306
no you fuckikng faggot. she wants to make sure she's not available for YOU, yes the hypothetical womanjak in the OP is talking to YOU (you), not me (OP).

If a girl talks to you about her bf it means you are getting too close

i like mentally ill threads like this

>THAT 5 o clock shadow
>oral contraception
pick one because even if shes a "cissie" she is so high T no way is she concieving a baby

>>213045426
bigot chud, xhe is a cis womanx and xhe normally gets laser hair removal but xhe forgot.
now answer the question you fucking nigger

>>213045426
That's just a beard, she has overt hirsutism. Probably on oral contraceptives to help treat her PCOS.

>>213045269 (OP)
Um that doesnt look like a woman

>>213045494
I am furthest thing from a chud imaginable in fact I hate chuds with 10000 power.
But if you are certain levels of high T to where you grow a beard that means that you are not getting preggo any time soon. High T = infertile for babies

>normgroid women talk about their bf
Only if they are trying to signal sexual disinterest. Protip dont call women bitches unless you are 110% sure you can pull it off

>>213045269 (OP)
My girlfriend definitely is

>>213045546
First girl I ever loved (15 yrs old) claimed she was on birth control to stop her from getting acne. I never knw if that was the truth. We still had sex, goo come out it was epic awesomesauce

>>213045306
This

>>213045598
My gf has back acne that goes away after she gets on the pill

>>213045546
>>213045548
>>213045580
fucking hateful CHUDS
she shaved it, happy now???
answer the question
>>213045580
>Only if they are trying to signal sexual disinterest. Protip dont call women bitches unless you are 110% sure you can pull it off
you fucking bigot chudcel pissbaby. just shut the FUCK up

>>213045598
>>213045634
Kill yourselves fakecels

But before you do, please tell me. How do I get a girlfriend or one night stand or SOMETHING

>>213045660
>she shaved it, happy now???
Kekkkk

>>213045269 (OP)
Gem

>>213045269 (OP)
My friend talks to me like this about his open relationship and will sometimes tell me about the bizarre kinky stuff he does with others and how much he "cares" about them, all the while talking down to me since I've never been in a serious relationship myself. And he'll occasionally bring me to meet his other friends and they're all equally fucking weird and unbearable

>>213045669
Unironically just BEE yourself, talk to girls, if you can tell a girl is always making excuses to be with you more, trying to start convos with you more, sitting next to you a lot etc then ask her out (easy if you are still in school but maybe more tricky if you are already out of school try joining a club somewhere). girls are more passive than guys at least in terms of dating etc, they are looking for a chance, if you see her jump at it you know she likes you

>noo im cringe!
ok so if you pretend to be a cool sexy guy you will get exhausted about one week in constantly LARPing as someone you are not. whatever girl you manage to attract is attracted to an illusion. more than anything else you want someone who likes you for you. I like games and anime and never been ashamed of that at all

>>213045306
Yes. But some girls take it to comical extremes.

>if you can tell a girl is always making excuses to be with you more, trying to start convos with you more, sitting next to you a lot etc then ask her out
What if girls have always ignored me and gravitated to my friends more when in groups?

>>213045669
Bee yourself and take chances

>>213045269 (OP)
I have 5 kids. The fewer of you that have kids means less competition for them when they grow up. Keep up the good work, goys.

incel claptrap

>>213045269 (OP)
You mean sex? Like with a woman? Disgusting.

>>213045269 (OP)

ich liebe poopen farten and meaten schlappen

>>213046020
Don't worry they'll have plenty of indians to keep them company

>>213046020
genuinely what the fuck are you talking about you slavic amerimutt nigger?

>>213045337
based

>>213046439
Do you even know how to use a toilet and toilet paper yet?

>>213045306
This 100% actually. OP outing himself as oblivious, and likely a Jeet (which makes sense).

>>213046958
holy retard. reddit tourist kys immediately

my brother got his slampig pregnant because he trusted her after she told him birth control pills fucked up her fertility

>>213045306
The truke that sold the world...

>>213047090
Give her a helicopter ride.