Neolithic edition

>>213044106
Previous

I just made a Instagram and it popped this up

Wtf is this creature supposed to be

>>213046498 (OP)
The Neolithic Revolution was a big mistake.

Two doves, a hummingbird, and one sparrow scratching its ass

>I just made a Instagram

I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOOVE
*da nuh duh*
I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOOVE

>>213046516
It was worth it for 4chan

I LIKE THE WAY
I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
https://youtu.be/xI5NQ-0Ubfs?si=pAoc6KWYukewyzbt

>>213046498 (OP)
The good old days

Went to the doctor, she said first my spine was crooked, then she changed the answer to "well it actually looks like a displaced muscle" which seem less severe.

>oh no you bumped into someone in St Denis
>BETTER CALL THE COPS AND HAVE THEM SHOOT YOU TO DEATH FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE

i want to rape n gape the devs at Rockstar for this unforgivable piece of shit game

im back

>>213046550
last time i went to the doctor they couldn't find anything wrong physically and said i probably have a mental issue. she offered to talk to me about my lack of hope for the future but i turned her down because she was not a psychiatrist.

Jews want to turn your kids into faggots and have grown men rape them. Jews want to either enslave or exterminate your race, depending on how uppity you were historically. This faggot's take is a total inversion of reality, like all defenses of jews, and all jewish perspectives.

>>213046550
You should have displaced your muscle into her ass.

>>213046566
skill issue quite honestly

when should we start gooning

>>213046596
>he hasn't been gooning the entire time
ngmi

>>213046550
I have/had a rare medical issue that was dismissed for years by doctors who would just prescribe painkillers and laxatives without further testing and it wasn't diagnosed until I went to the doctor for something else.

>>213046507
Corporate memphis

>stopping gooning

>>213046568
Welcome back t Hanks

futa cock

>>213046617
what?

>>213046632
Kys

>>213046507
That globohomo art. It's been around for a few years. Only started dying down recently because corporations started using ai gens for their clipart instead.

>>213046632
you could say that I'm a fan

Told my parents I am immigrating in October today. Just over two months until I am out of this jeet infested shithole.

Where are you going? I want to leave so fucking bad and I will unironically kill myself if I can't.

>>213046687
bye bitch

>>213046687
Take the jeets and the niggers with you.

>>213046704
Poland (Dual Citizen)

>>213046706
>>213046711
Wtf no

I wish spinny assimilated to our culture instead of bitching out

Dinner was beans, peas, and barley with a side of roasted Brussels sprouts and broccoli

I've never liked a celebrity enough to cry when they die. Hell I barely even feel sad even it it's one I liked

Do you eatza the pizza?

>>213046749
I've been trying to move there for years on my own merit as a white man. How did you get citizenship?

>>213046804
I'd cum on it and make your sister eat it.
j/k
She'd willingly eat it.

>>213046804
Today I had 4 slices of Hawaiin pizza, 3 slices of cheese pizza, and 6 slices of pepperoni pizza

>>213046831
I mean the pizza i posted

>>213046498 (OP)

racist freak
https://x.com/AngryPatriotX/status/1947721284361605605

>>213046807
>How did you get citizenship?
I am Polish and my parents are Polish citizens.

>>213046804
Occasionally

>>213046789
big fan of farting I see

>>213046818
I don't have a sister

>>213046849
that’s me

>>213046885
You disowned her for eating my cum? Harsh but fair.

>>213046584
This is one of those images that I find hilarious but won't save because I don't want it on my hard drive

>>213046846
And I meant the pizzas I ate

>>213046533
I like the way
I like the way

>>213046804
IT LOOKS LIKE ELTON JOHN FARTED ON IT

Have some African auxiliary skeleton cavalry

>>213046854
Have you found a job there?

>>213046906
That's me

Goshcel falling into an industrial meat grinder

I fear my go with the flow and it's just a job mentality may have actually fucked me at my job. Now that I actually want to move up and make more money because I have people in my life I want to and need to make more money no one takes me seriously

>>213046928
No but I will once I get there

>>213046961
PewDiePie deserves happiness.

>>213046961
How can someone see that and not be anything other than happy for them? Jeets are so petty and vindictive. They remind me of Jews in that way.

>>213046591
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751738464485064.webm

>>213046546
Just realize for the first time it sounds like they're saying "I love the way"

Anyways this music video used to scare me as a kid for some reason. Like a lot. I have no idea why but i remember thinking it was somehow sinister or something.

Amerika white girl

>>213046498 (OP)
>Guy hits me while turning on a stop sign
>He had no lights on in a black car
>Still get labeled at fault
>Take course
>The court loses the paperwork 6 times
>Make me pay 300 bucks for the fee

This may sound like overkill but I told the lady who ran the desk at the DMV to go fuck herself

i got nothing to snack on tonight and im pissed

>>213046804
IS THAT LOSS ON THE PIZZA!?

>>213047048
snack on some piss my dude

>>213047044
>told the lady who ran the desk at the DMV to go fuck herself
Bit of an overreaction don't you think? Sounds like you need a court mandated anger issues course, paid for out of pocket

>>213047044
I got labeled at fault for getting t-boned at a three way stop sign even though she didn't honk or brake meaning she was definitely on her phone. driving in the suburbs is one of the shittiest things in the world.

>>213047065
im not in the mood to be messed with tonight

Cannot sit still and it’s driving me crazy. I need to be medicated so badly

>>213046976
Hate this goofy looking mullato and the way this city worships him

if you were found at fault you were probably at fault

>>213047095
>pic
ktim

>>213047085
boo hoo nigga

>>213047095
I thought it was a cool comic and the rape interpretation just lowers it
>>213046498 (OP)
I'm all ears

Why is Pedro Pascal in every single new movie?

Job economy is fucked, I'll never be able to so much as get my foot in the door of a high paying industry. Maybe I should try to become a live streamer.

>>213047172
he is gay

>delicious
>kills you
guh

>>213047114
I've reacted to other people's minor mistakes billions of times because I keep my eyes on the road. I don't even think about my phone when I'm driving, people like me deserve our own private roads.

>>213047185
He is?

fuck pewdiepie

>>213047187
Regular meat is tasty too. Just eat that.

>>213047183
Eventually Jason is going to troon out and open up an only fans account where indians will pay him to flash his man tits, anyway, thank you

>>213046999
I’m doing the CD circus ringleader quest atm

>>213046868
I soaked the beans, peas, and barley

>>213047144
dont fuck with me leaf

>>213047172
He's a pedo

Pedro Pascals Wikipedia doesnt say anything about him being gay
It doesnt mention he has a gf or is married either

>>213047228
gay as fuck, i just returned the zebra and the tranny told me to go find a tiger so i said fuck this shit and went to St Denis and found a nice alley chokepoint and slaughtered about 150 cops

bounty tops out at $1,500 who knew

>>213047226
I do
Kolbasa is one of the processed meats I wish I could eat thoughbeit

>>213047227
Who the fuck is Jason?

Oscar Issac is a better actor than penor pascal baka...

>>213047261
>Kolbasa
Delicious.

>>213047240
alright bro here this might cheer you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AmLcBLZWY

>>213047262
Resident lolcow

I can’t goon because I’m on vacation

>>213047227
>Eventually Jason is going to troon out
true
i wish he would just get on with it and end this weird degen groomer phase

found a sweet treat eat shit leaf

is he the 46 year old?

>>213047332
>sharts on your sweet treat

I'm a goofy goober yeah
Youre a goofy goober yeah

>>213047346
he is 28 or 29 me thinks

>>213047298
bed bugs

>>213047348
cant shart on something thats already in my belly

Time to eat processed garbage

I had about two or three weeks where my boners weren’t so good and I was worried. But this past week my boners have been excellent again. I think I was drinking too much and not taking care of myself and I was also very depressed and anxious. But now I’m back to just being normal-depressed and it feels good to be back.

Kinda want israel to attack iran again so iran can start shooting hypersonic ballistic missles at tel aviv and haifa again

I kinda want a gym girl with sexy abs to rape my dick

>>213047095
THE RAPED

had to inform momberg to get the chocolate pretzels even if they are white chocolate

What if you were tongue wrestling with your boo thang and she hawked a loogie into your mouth

>Grandma bought me marijuana
What an goat holy shit

>>213047428
retard

i get raped 4 times a week

>>213047441
what did i do

>>213047438
Haha, maybe it was your grandma who I saw at the weed store the other day

>>213047448
are you the raped 46 year old

>>213047448
are you jason

RIP ODB
Coming through like killer B
Ever since I heard Enter the 36 in '93

Hope you don't mind if I rest my dogs in your lap haha

Sam Hyde was raped in the summer of ‘92

Watching Caseoh

>>213047512
gaaaaaaaaaay

>grandma smokes a big joint
>starts raping faster than eminem

if i end my life this world will be a better place for all humans

>>213047519
He's funny doe

>>213047532
It would make/cum/ worse

>>213047532
if you end your life this thread would be slightly emptier

got some niggerlicious weed ong finna smoke these dank nugs in my bubbler but i dont want my mom smelling it

Fuck I need to fuck someone before I die

>>213047549
no.

>>213047550
true

Raped Snake and Big Boss Cock are taking on Liquid Shits and Gayden

>>213047568
Wtf are you even talking about

>>213047532
do a flip

>>213047532
why do you believe this thoughbeit?

>>213047577
i cant

Just back from Walmart. Status report: two beautiful black women, two beautiful blonde black women. Two college girls who were loudly discussing options in the vibrator section.

Jason has no father

Sometimes I tug my metal gear so hard I launch a stealth nuclear warhead

>>213047568
>Raped
ktim

Tug this busssy pussyy

>>213047588
mr father thinks im the devils spawn or something

>>213047595
his daddy became a gay hooker and died from aids

>>213047590
>two beautiful blonde black women
blonde white women*

>>213047605
are you 46

I am obsessed with an ewhore she's so cute I would let her fuck other guys if she was my gf

>>213047618
30

>>213047623
there's still time

>>213047605
is that really a reason to kill yourself? I don’t think so

gonna game out big time tomorrow im talking force unleashed, red orchestra, and killing floor

>>213047626
for?

>>213047574
i don't even know sometimes

>>213047619
destinyesque post

I’m a sensitive old man

She say do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry

>>213047644
I'm a strapping young lad

>>213047633
I'm going to work at my job and then I'm going to make dinner and work out

>>213047633
Before or after work?

>>213047630
well if im the devil's spawn im also partly responsible for evil

>>213047650
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tfWugpRxX1o&si=AM39qlkf7vsTBBtR

>>213047391
I usually only eat processed stuff a few times a week at most

Urban light pollution is genuinely peak kino

>>213047651
>>213047652

I'm not okay
Just kidding I'm slay

>>213047677
why don't you just admit you're fk this is getting tedious

Might make a pilgrimage downstairs for a bag of licorice

>>213047705
Don't eat too much or you'll die

the skin on my leg feels tender and has a weird pattern on it

>>213047677
I despise that shit
>>213047693
I think he's real, he's been around for years and posted him in a choir during his time in the UK

>>213047693
WHY do you have schizophrenia

I see someone itt is also replaying RDR2
I just made it back to the Guarma chapter and I already fucking hate it
hold W for 10 fucking minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOYnq0heJ1c&list=PLD3rWKEfmKpulCR1NkxQqSOM3LH333CCJ&index=2

>>213047693
Who's fk?

Probably had more than 30 grams of fiber today

How do I tell the difference between Somalis and Ethiopians?

>>213047660
the chance of you being devil’s spawn is basically zero

>>213047726
it's nowhere near as good as Red Dead Redemption, I think people just give it a lot of leeway because of the graphics and ragdolling.

I don't think making fun of Jason is a good thing

>>213047726
i could never get into rdr or rdr2 the games look so long and boring

>>213047743
Ethiopians are Christian

>>213047743
it's the same thing they're right next to each other

Realistically what do you do if you’re a nerd, you’re dumb, you’re ugly and you got a small dick?

>>213047754
Wen Epstein list

>>213047770
you come to 4chan

so true

Nick Fuentes btfo

>>213047755
RDR has a really good story and likeable characters. RDR2 is very smug and full of itself. Arthur is just an inferior character to John Marston.

I just couldn't stomach living in a city, I'm already upset that I only live 15 minutes from town and are surrounded by agriculture

>>213047770
Overdose in a filthy room

I don't know about you guys, but I'm bringing my homemade banana pudding to the potluck.

Interesting how frames still exists yet if you change the board color the sidebar color doesn't change

>>213047786
>Arthur is just an inferior character to John Marston
I agree, that's why I'm blazing through the RDR2 main story as quickly as possible so I can get to doing all the side content as John

Kek, I blew up the relationship with my hick cousins. Finally got my dad to concede we don’t have to send them shit anymore nor do we need to visit them ever again.

Feels good being a superior diaspora.

toil goes by pretty quickly, or Im always too busy for it to slog. I just wish my lunch break wasnt 30 minutes long

>>213047708
See if I give a shit

ozzy osborne fucking died?
bu he got those phenotype that looks like he's going to live forever

my neet bucks should be arriving next week

>>213047792

>>213047770
I’m nearly a wizard so idk, just learn to live life without female attention

>>213047819
I spent all mine on manga and Steam and I'll do it again when my next tugboat arrives

>>213047808
What's life like in Cambodia?

>>213047793
>>213047770
Reminds me of a Paul Kalkbrenner song, he did a series of videos about an autistic dweeb named Florian who just wants to belong but ends up killing himself with pills in a shitty slum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH9AriEezeI&list=RDrH9AriEezeI&start_radio=1

my life is like a video game

>>213047812
rude ahh liquorice goblin

>>213047792
>I start crying when I leave sparsely populated areas

>>213047823
yea it looks cool and all but it seems like hell to live in. I need a great deal of autonomy and independence to be happy, which is impossible to do in any city

powering down....

>>213047874
>the game:
>sim city

It’s been scientifically proven that the fewer genes you have for a high melanin count in your skin, the more melanin receptors you have per square mm in your mucosal lining. So when women have sex with dark skinned males the friction causes some of that microscopically to be rubbed off and detected by the receptors in their vaginal mucosal lining, firing off nerve stimulation and giving them more sexual pleasure. It’s basically addictive. Also the melanin receptors react to the melanin content in their sperm and has an even more violent reaction, often bringing them to a climax far greater than what can be achieved otherwise. Happens with white men too if they have sex with a black man

living in a city only sucks if you're poor

>>213047891
grok said this was true

>>213047897
the street I live on is loud as fuck in the morning, its impossible to sleep in

>>213047897
it can also be pretty cool when you're poor if you luck out on your apartment building.

Putting your fingers in someone's mouth is not hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI

>>213047932
if you're fucking them it is

>>213047887
Woke up again today
With no missions and zero strength
I don't know how to play
And Idon'twant to anyway
Needto delete this game
And go backto another save

>>213047853
Good if you are rich, miserable if you are poor.

>>213046687
How much do you hate Trudeau for fucking over the demographics of Canada

I'm a coffee slut who always tries to get exactly the limit of coffee I can safely drink into my system per day and I can't remember if I hit my limit today or if I can take one more cup, I don't know if I should risk going over my limit or of I end my day knowing I could've had more

>>213047808
greentext?

>>213047985
do a coffee enema just to be safe

God i wish I had the money to move myself and my family to a different country
I would do anything for it

God i wish I had the money to move myself (and only myself) to the forest
I would do anything for it

>>213047069
Honestly it amazes me how a court house loses my paper work twice
>>213047076
Funny thing was that it was 10 pm at night when some guy fucking hit me. The cop said it was my fault for turning

what should I do on my birthday? Im thinking of treating myself to a hot fudge sundae, some chow mein, margarita mix and mezcal

>>213048012
i can move you to a grave in the forest

>>213048016
are you turning 46

I hate YouTube algorithm deleting my comments for nothing

>>213048027
no?

>>213046980
It's so unfair. I studied for years for a BA in Polish language, literature and culture, and I went to Poland "as a tourist" to do a separate CEFR B2 exam some years ago which I passed. I even look Polish. I'm often told that I do. Please someone in Poland give me a job

Cuckold fetishists unironically ruined the board.

most of the sharty is anti-LGBT

jason btfo

May have seen a whale in the bay

>>213048049
Cope harder white boy

>>213048049
The destiny fans annoy me too but I don't see them that much

>>213048055
your moms taking swim lessons?

>>213048007
you should move to Bolivia

>>213048055
your mom?

>>213048070
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

>>213048071
You need money to do that

>>213047985
Speaking of coffee, I saw this medical mysteries show the other day where doctors couldn't figure out why this 50 year old patient had kidney failure, muscle wasting (rhabdo), and had dangerously low potassium levels (leading to cardiac arrest) despite taking potassium supplements.

In the end, it was all because the guy was a chronic, heavy caffeine consumer. Mostly coffee, but also diet soda.

Anyway... have fun!

>>213048090
You ever see the picture of the guy's kidney literally full of stones because of all the energy drinks he consumed

>>213048052
I've been a sharty poster since its inception and I'm SECRETLY a troon this whole time and I'm NOT sorry

Didn't win the lottery tonight

epstein killed himself

*starts hucking and jiving*

Kidney stones kind of look appetizing in a way, like they'd melt in your mouth

>>213047995
Dad side constantly pesters us every time to visit, parents always give money to “support” my grandpa living expenses.

>give advance warning on date when we arrive
>arrive with my bro, and everyone went o a housewarming party instead of staying with us.
>waste a day doing jack shit

Anyways fuckers try to gaslight me saying I said two days or some shit. Dad finally seeing error of his ways.

No more quality american products for them and im finally free from ever visiting them again. Great fucking results.

I am about to apply for a 3 year Russian visa

>>213048124
its shucking you retard

Virginia Giuffre was ugly, fat, and had bad aura

sorry but i never felt bad for that bitch
actually no. i'm not sorry

>>213048139
do you speak the language

>>213048139
i hope you get sent to the frontlines in ukraine

>>213048124
go whiteboy go!

gave birth on the terlit

she was not attractive as a teenager imo btw

>>213048165
No, only a little.

>>213046498 (OP)
>Girl from Taiwan finds me cute
>She is cute
>She is somehow willing to put up with me
>She hears about how I wanna go back to college
>She is 24 I am 22

I feel like I am gonna fuck it up

>>213048163
>Virginia Giuffre was ugly, fat, and had bad aura
just like you

>>213048103
Yeah the stones absolutely shredded the insides of his kidneys. Have you ever imagined, in great detail, what it would be like to piss all of those out?

>>213048186
why are you going then most russians dont speak english especially the farther away you get from moscow

>>213048137
Good on you then, I have heard hundreds of stories like these. A thirdie diaspora starts making a little bit of money, and the family comes begging...

How do I convince an interviewer to hire me-- a short, weak, socially-stunted loser-- over the hundreds of happier, more sociable, and more attractive people available? I am not good at lying.

>>213048187
just be white

Bf was fucking my ass hard and he started slamming his waist or whatever against my balls. It hurt so bad and he took forever to stop.

asians having brown pussies cured my yellow fever

I'm working on a script for a movie
Basically it's just a remake of the movie "guinea pig" but I'm casting Warwick Davis as the victim and it takes place in my basement.

>"w-we never wanted to win!"
>"we didn't lose! We LEFT!"
>"the Houthis are about to find out why we don't have healthca-ACCCK!"
Why do amerigolems say shit like this whenever they lose a war?

Democrats are the USA communist party
It's their end game

>>213048204
I am white but she is very prudish not into sex she just wants to cuddle and drink hot coco also she wanted me to buy her the biggest hockey jersey possible for her when we go to a bruins game

>>213048203
The only jobs I ever applied to, I got hired. Have an old-stock name.

>>213048202
Lol the funny shit is they think my dad calls the cards in the family, when it really me and my siblings.

>>213048187
I was in a similar situation and was ghosted, don't get your hopes up

>>213048214
the Houthis are oppressors in Yemen

they kidnap and murder innocent people
they terrorize the Sunni(Muslim) majority

>>213048203
Try to act normal. Don't be nervous. Don't think about the fact that you might be nervous. Just keep it together. Hold it in. Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up.

>>213048224
I fucking wish imagine if America had communism not liberalism

should I watch anime or play vidya

Bf was whimpering and crying because I fucked him so hard and "hurt" his balls. What a bitch

Feeling used and abused

>>213048187
Put a baby in her, so she won't want to leave you.

>>213048230
How about a "Volodymr Zelenskyy" type name because I'm a Ukrainian immigrant

>>213048245
Democrat liberalism is giving people freedom to destroy themselves, then swooping in to fix it by allocating more power to themselves

>>213048248
Smoke some pcp

>>213048239
No they don't
Shut the fuck up and stop spreading israeli propaganda
Even if it were true (it isn't) sunnoids deserve it for being pussy cowards who dont want to fight israel (Palestinians excluded)

Saw an eagle's eyrie while driving the other day

>>213048265

>>213048260
where in ukraine are you from

>>213048260
You have a license to kill Russians and you decided to come to pozzed fentanyl land?

>>213048201
To visit the wife's family in Moscow. Also side mission goal of bringing back a rare soviet analog synth.

>>213048260
No problem.

>>213048230
I have an old stock name and it took me 3+ years of active searching to get hired.

Voldermort zylenssky and Harry Putter

>>213048276
Chortkiv, but we moved to Canada when I was 5.

N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzcTlnZx8tE

>>213048279
you imported her from russia? how did you meet her

It's funny just how easily the board could be fixed yet the jannies do literally nothing about it

>>213047383
>sharts down your throat

>>213048264
Not communism communism in America would be red necks gangsters and Latinos in arms destroying the rich then making it so we can all eat burgers tacos and fried chicken

cat just sneezed really loud like a human

A certain spammer who I hoped was dead is back

idiot made that stupid mortal kombat edition again, someone else make a new please

Dogberg is lying on the bed where I usually sleep

>>213048315

Should've been faster, don't complain

>>213048332
why does janny punish the gnome faggot but not him?

>>213048346
new

>>213047745
you dont know me