Thread 213050754

Late Night Edition

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Drinking at night in public is kino

>>213050779
seems kinda boring by yourself

>>213050779
>>213050754 (OP)
isn't that illegal in the US?!

>>213050792
You sweet summer child

>>213050796
Who's gonna stop you? The Late Night Beer Police?

>mad at life
>listen to heavy metal

I have to be in a certain mood to want to listen to heavy metal. That mood being so mad at life I feel like giving up and blowing my brains out but also so mad that I keep going out of spite.

https://youtu.be/l3RsOxKHr6k

>>213050754 (OP)
Are those shoes made to make you look taller? They are basically high heals

>>213050796
You may have seen old cartoons where the public drinker has his bottle in a brown paper bag. That is still the usual technique to satisfy the eyes of beat cops who might care to bother you about it. Although in current political climate with a lot of liberal mayors unwilling to crack down on public disorder, the police are rarely interested about some exposed beer labels. Not when there's fent zombies all over everywhere.

>>213050904
Need to see the weight label on the bag. Snack foods like this went hard on shrinkflation.

>>213050843
Trash isn't the only metal genre.

>>213050843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idfNwe-Ism0

>>213050966
>Trash
FUCK!!!

>>213050966
I liked it

>>213050966
It's the main one I like.
https://youtu.be/NmQN635Rheo
>>213050987
I don't much like rap, or Eminem.

>>213050939
I bought a can of Stax the other day and I shut you not the fucking can is half empty

havnt showered or changed my undies in nearly a month
the stink is comforting

>>213050843
what a shit song you fucking retard

>>213051047
Good morning sir

>>213051054
I think you had to discover it while you were chronically depressed in your teen years to really get it.

Maybe you'll like this one.
https://youtu.be/J5o8Daw1ZsY

>>213051039
That's a shame, I thought you might like it because that song fills the same role for me as you described.

I feel so bad for that Mexicans thread :( maybe he doesn't speak good English

>>213051043
I'm upset about the coffee prices. Generic grocery store can of ground coffee has doubled in price. This was initially because the spot price on coffee beans spiked a while ago. However, the commodity price has fallen sharply since it peaked out. Grocery store still charging 2x last years price.

>>213051137
Of course they are. Did you expect them to LOWER prices? Never gonna happen. Once a price precedent is set, it's a wrap

>>213051039
Hot take but FotD the album is overrated. I think The X Factor is the superior 90s Maiden.

>>213051137
imagine being a tiny conductor and malding over a cat knocking over your train

When the weight comes down

I had a dream I was playing Dark Souls 2.

>>213051137
I've found online subscriptions for coffee is not only more convenient (shows up at my doorstep) but more resistant to inflating prices

>>213051183
Looks like a Primus album cover

>>213051258
Lol
Npc dream

I dream about playing Mario Bros

I was bored so I went to sleep but I dreamt about sitting around being bored there really is no eacape

>>213051137
Drink tea.

Apparently there is something called "Deflation" where prices go down instead of up, but the person who explained it made it sound like it's a bad thing

>>213051295
goon

There was recently an interview with a past president's son who was blasted on crack and talking about the differences between coke and crack and how it made him feel for 3 hours and its barely even news worthy

Tired of not having sex / a girlfriend

>>213051358
Asmond subscriber

>>213051358
Hunter Biden?

>>213051358
why does that matter

>>213051391
He's the front runner democratic candidate for the 2028 election

>>213051404
its newsom

>>213051336
The purported problem is that, in deflation, people will be incentivized to save instead of spend, as their money will be worth more in the future, which ostensibly is supposed to grind the economy to a halt.

A big part of the problem with that thinking IMO is that, when everyone is incentivized towards present consumption and not saving, that means less investment is going on, which means there’s less money to pump into capital investment, research and development, and so on. An overly consumerist slop economy inevitably stagnates.

>>213051300
I recently quit drinking alcohol and I've found that tea is much more preferable to coffee when you're in the wagon. Dunno why, maybe it's more calming

>>213051412
He wishes

>>213051422
I see

>>213051404
You're crazy, he's not even running

>>213051422
I wish I understood what the Christ you're talking about

hunter has a huge cock and for that im voting for him in 2028

>>213051412
Gayvin Poosom is too disliked. Hunter is sharp and articulate, has a tragic backstory that’ll make some people root for him as an underdog, etc. I disagree with his opinions, but he’s a strong contender; kind of a libtard version of JD Vance. Idk if ‘28 is his year, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see him running eventually.

I have a bigger cock than hunter (length and girth)

>>213051358
I don't care
>but that means we'll have a bad candidate o algo
None of the presidents I have lived through have been good. Wake me up when we get a pro-american president

Hunter is a cool name

>>213051471
trump jr vs hunter 2028 would be kino

you don't hear much about qanon anymore

>>213051471
>kind of a libtard version of JD Vance
>JD Vance
>Ex marine
>Hunter Biden
>Was smoking crack and getting bribes

>>213051404
>>213051471
Hunter has way too much baggage and is still addicted to drugs. I strongly doubt the guy even wants to be president.

Listen, since it's just you and us here right now Canada, I wanted to talk to you and feel you out about something.

What do you think about Mexico? I mean , they're brown, don't speak English and don't really fit in with the whole North American vibe.
What would you say about voting them out of North America? I'm thinking of bringing a Bill before the council that would effectively remove them officially from North America and I wanna know if I can count on your support.

>>213051507
jr vs chelsea

>>213051528
>>213051453
He said in the interview he was running in 2028 (he actually said a bunch of different years because he forgot when the election was)

>>213051515
They went the way of the Tea Party

>>213051529
only if you back us up on the expulsion of the jeets

hunter sounds based

>>213051543
He would need to be delusional

>>213051430
Your energy spikes with covfefe. Tea has a flatter curve.

And you don't seem to understand

>>213051545
it is interesting how the 'publicans took so long to figure out how to define themselves and their purpose in the 21st century.

first it was bush imperialism, then tea party libertarianism as a backlash, then deep state hillary clinton emails hysteria, and now finally rational sensible machiavellianism what with the deportations, tariffs, and attempts at mild isolationism. The third one has stalled quite severely or even reversed in Iran, but that's because Iran was literally a sitting duck too easy to pass up. They did cut USAID though.

Meanwhile the democrats just wait for the republicans to do something, then call it fascist and say they'll do the opposite

>>213051564
Gladly

>>213051614
>because Iran was literally a sitting duck
No it's because Israel dictates American policy.

drumpf is a fascist though

>>213051692
You obviously have no inkling of what that word means.

>>213051614
what a dumb fuck post. this guys a dumb fuck

https://youtube.com/shorts/_oqGcz01qO8?si=44ZhfvpcKG8pzw3L

I love when Democrats do this thing where they try to appeal to cool minorities and anime nerds at the same time

Anytime a woman wears something in her hair it makes my dick instantly rock hard
I can't explain it

>>213051712
That's redditjeet, dont pay him any mind. He has no personality other than low quality baiting for attention

>>213051736
this guys a dumb fuck

remember when drumpf killed epstein and no one cared

>>213051529
The entirety of North and South America should be one country. Most countries could be made into states without any issues

Starting another civ6 game
Going to attempt a fast and aggresive domination victory as the Gallic BVLLS
If that doesn't work I'm going to fall back on a cultural victory

>>213051775
major dumb fuck right here

>>213051783
>>213051754
>>213051713
*Gives you attention*

>>213051783
You could even be be multiple states

>>213051804
>>213051806
dumb fucks

My ancestor

you go king

>>213051422
surely a little bit of deflation after the massive inflation of the past few years would be beneficial though

>>213051823
feel an urge to sow internal division among this guy's tribes and conquer them one by one

>>213051911
Don't call him Shirley

>>213051985
he's canadian so I can call him Shirley

Wish me luck bros
This is my first time attempt an early rush domination victory on deity. I think all the AI start with something like 5-6 warriors and 3-4 teches ahead of me

>>213052407
The AI starts with 3 settlers but I don't think they get 6 warriors.

>>213052472
You're right they only get 5

>>213052500
hope you picked a small map

>>213052531
I only every play on huge. This game I picked primordial because I wanted it to be more chaotic. I don't expect to kill everybody early but if I can get 1-2 civs down in the first few eras I'll be happy

Fucking CANADA is right next to me
Time to DIE canada

I'M A SPEED KING

>>213052545
domination victory on a huge map is a slog

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that the writers shouldve done something else instead of just having him abandon the "costume", I just disagree with what the character did. I think it's ok and kinda cool to fundamentally disagree with a character you enjoy from time to time. He was under lots of stress - from dealing with Mary Jane, Jean Dewolff, AND the Black Cat, trying to figure out what The Hobgoblins game was and WHO he was (and the same thing with The Rose), Aunt May was pestering him about dropping out of college to be a photographer full time and her health wasn't the best (as usual0, he was behind on his bills (as usual)
Learning his costume was alive was a win in a way, because it gave him a problem he could immediately solve. Had he made that discovery at any other time I feel he would've acted with more curiosity and enthusiasm, and tried to communicate with it, realizing it'd really only been helping him the whole time. It ties back to his whole "great power, great responsibility" thing too. He freed it from its prison and brought it to Earth - it was his responsibility, but the first chance he got he abandoned it and ended up creating one of his worst enemies. This is much better than in other adaptations where he only gets rid of it because its corrupting him, which is a weaker story imo, and doesn't allow for him to be flawed and make mistakes like the "everyman" he's always billed as should

>>213048231
Reminds me when I used to live with my neet older brother and his daughter. We went looking for a new place to stay. My dad also came with us while viewing one place.

The stupid lady showing the place focused 100% on my dad and brother and disregarded me entirely. At one point I asked her a question about the property and she gave me this very condescending response then she immediately turned to my brother in a more serious tone as if to say "now, talking to the ACTUAL person in charge" as if I were a little kid and he were my guardian or some shit.


Stupid bitch did not realize I literally earn more than both my dad and brother. Actually they were both unemployed, I was the one who would be funding the entire thing.

After she saw the income she finally realized and kept desperately calling and emailing me for weeks. Hahaha suck my dick stupid roastie bitch.

>>213053546
>it was his responsibility, but the first chance he got he abandoned it and ended up creating one of his worst enemies. This is much better than in other adaptations where he only gets rid of it because its corrupting him
100% agree. Way more poetic and actually interesting dynamic where it was his own mistake versus magic evil corrupting force. It's peak writing. The other adaptations don't hit the same

you are my fire

>>213053952
how topical

>>213053928
I'm glad someone else gets it
whenever I've talked on this topic before I got drowned out by people trying to tell me that the magic evil corrupting force shtick is classic, peak, good vs evil storytelling. I mean I sorta get it - it's an inner struggle and his inherent goodness and will triumphs over an alien force, but that's just boring and played out to me, you see that everywhere. But if I say that I'm a "purist" for not liking adaptations just because they're different

i want it that way

>>213054225
tell me why

this fucking companion guy just randomly starts attacking me because i accidentally clipped him with my sword while fighting and then i just have to kill myself and restart the whole thing

>>213054196
Damn that sucks. Well at least know this one random stranger agrees 100% with your interpretation for whatever thats worth

>>213054243
>this post
>while posting generic moeblob
O I am laffin

Surprised King Cobra hasn't said anything about Ozzys death yet

10 years ago feels like it was just yesterday it went by so fast
and 10 more years will feel even faster
you're getting old anon

everything I say ends with and
do doodoo dooooo doooo do doodoo deeeee deeeee

Got a 30 minute suspension for team killing in CS2 award

It is now 4 in the morning and I get off work at 6

>>213055425
Stay strong almost there

almost done with me second covfefe
shall be hitting legs after

I want to get ripped. If I’m gonna be basically a loser and probably bald then I should at least be jacked.

Cooking breakfast

Can't decide whether I should go back to sleep or go get some coffee

was tool the last time a rock band was mainstream

another day being a khhv in my faggot fucking usless rat life
I deserve to get run the fuck over by a semitruck and have my corpse thrown in a river

>>>/r9k/81929252
Made one.

I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And heaven knows I’m miserable now

>>213056201
I wouldn't survive one second living your life
It's incredible that you haven't killed yourself yet

>>213056317
I'm simply stronger than you.

>>213056353
No, I don't think that's it.

i just cannot feel sorry for the people that gave women rights being replaced by africans and indians

>been up for 2 hours
>already had multiple thoughts about killing myself
brehs I don't think I can take another year of inceldom

>>213056587
Buddy you live in Brazil

>>213056201
turn off the heat when the water starts boiling and let them sit covered for about nine minutes, then dump them into ice cold water and they won't be so overcooked and dry

>>213056587
don't think that's happening to us

>>213057006
They are cold, not dry.

Coming out of a depression is the sickest thing in the world. I feel incredible and I’m excited to exercise every day. I feel like I could fight some sort of bird-god hybrid.

Cum lol

>>213057063
they're super dry, you can tell from the yolks

>Coming out of a depression
not possible

>>213057327
You're retarded. They've been in the fridge for a week.

Me?
Thinking of divorcing my wife
Just fuck my retarded triplenigger faggot shit up senpai

>>213057347
What about cumming out of depression

just got done unloading a epic mammoth sized record breaking poo mountain

lmao

>>213057650
Too funny

i blame norway for killing metal

>>213057650
lol! racism is so funny!

this is so true. stop indian hate

Promisesu kepto

Why do you want a divorce? Do you eat her pussy?

>>213057808
>The Philippines is cleaner than India
>Filipinos don't cook with shit shmered hands like they do in India
>They speak proper English unlike jeets who speak English with an absolute rape of the language
Etc

>>213057818
the Japanese said this wasn't true

>>213057935
That's crazy because that's not even an American outlet reporting it, it's the BBC

>>213057854
Relationship is only getting worse and she's becoming really fucking annoying and stuck up. Also she racked up a bunch of debt on credit cards and didn't tell me. Expects me to do all the work around the house because she's useless. Think it's best to get out before kids are involved. Honestly really fucking bummed out about it and want to kms just don't care to see how much worse this shithole country gets especially if I have to start dating again ohh fuck me

>>213057808
Filipinos don’t have the caste system and think they’re better than Whites and others tho

>>213058025
lol shes taking half your shit nigga

>>213057808
Don’t worry, jeet. I equally don’t want either group in my country.

>>213057982
why does that matter? they're just repeating a trump truth social post

>>213058059
.

>>213058133
Was it a reward for their chuddy election result? We may never know.

>>213058167
It was going to have to happen no matter who the Japanese PM is. The US is one of Japan's biggest export markets. Outside of the car industry Japanese industry isn't really as competitive as it used to be.

very close to wizard status
if I reach that I think I will kms on my 30th birthday

>>213058312
Based?

>>213058312
I thought Wizard was 40

Just got home and found out from my old lady neighbor that my other old lady neighbor who I don't really see or talk to much died and they found her Sunday.
I was probably asleep because I work nights.
Just laid down and realized I had been smelling something off like mold or a dead animal in my bathroom and it wouldn't go away even when I ran the fan constantly and put some mouthwash down the sink and shower. It wasn't that bad though and I just figured a rat had died in the crawlspace or a bird had died in the vent grill or something, and the landlord would get it.
I think I first noticed it sometime Saturday morning or night so if I had told someone or complained to my landlord they might have found her a little earlier.
Guess it doesn't really matter but I feel bad.

>>213058396
Because you're underaged.

I can expose two companies for corruption and get like 5 million dollars.
But if i do that, me and my dad would get killed.
LOL.

Also the police would be on their side.
I lost my job of 6 years on may 20th, 2025.

>>213058414
Ggs in the chat

>>213058396
It's always been 30
>>213058312
I'm turning 33 soon and it's just more life
I might try dating sometime soon, I moved a few years ago to a new area to be around better people, but I haven't bothered yet, it's been one thing after another with work and medical problems.
But if I never find a wife it's whatever. You have eternity to be dead, don't spend your limited life whinging or killing yourself because you didn't have sex. Who cares? Stop being so submissive to women's opinions or approval or attraction.

had a dream that someone stole a slice of my pizza at a concert.

>>213058462
She has three kids coming to clean out her apartment from the nearby city. Same thing happened to my mom, she died suddenly without warning but was found a day or so later.
I was renting from my parents at the time but me and my dad just thought she didn't feel good because she'd been to a funeral the night before and had been getting headaches the last few days.
Just feels fucking bad man.

>>213058470
go fuck yourself, there is nothing more insufferable than normies that have been in relationships and had sex telling virgins that those things don't matter
you experienced it, of course it doesn't matter to you
those of us that are innately repulsive and have gone our entire lives unloved and unwanted don't have the luxury of experiencing it and then reviewing it after the fact

three covfefes deep

It’s absurd just how bad Europe and particularly the UK has gotten. This will be known as Europe’s century of humiliation

>>213058612
Yeah but you don't have free healthcare o algo

Is it true that a strong sense of right and wrong is considered a symptom of autism?
Because if so, I am never going to trust a single word from a psychiatrist's mouth ever again.

>>213058640
Depends. If you are extremely rigid about it then yes

i unironically think epstein killed himself. there is no grand conspiracy.

>>213058683
>Depends.
No it fucking doesn't. It was a yes or no question, douchebag. Is a strong sense of right and wrong a symptom of autism, or not?

>>213058723
yeah you have autism

>>213058723
your autism is showing

First cuppa joe in the morning is on the go

>>213058780
whos joe

three replies and no one has actually answered my question yet.

>>213058612
That would imply that, at the end of a century, Europe can come back from getting their population replaced with turd worlders. It’s a killing blow, barring the mass deportation of like +50 million foreigners.

>>213058853
yeah you're retarded too

>>213058640
>>213058723
I don’t think that moralizing is particularly associated with autism, but black-and-white or dichotomous thinking is associated with autism

I worked for a corrupt Vietnamese company.
The only benefit working for them was unemployment insurance (EI).

I wonder if they will hire me back next year.
I am unvaxxed. I have zero shots.
Lost my job of 6 years on May 20th, 2025.

I have a physics degree, and I have no idea what the difference between a battery and a capacitor is.

>>213058947
Battery stores energy for use capacitor does not? Chat am I right?

I got an A- in algebra 2.
That's my only accomplishment in life.
I'm a highschool dropout.
I got my GED when i was 19.
I'm unvaxxed. ZERO SHOTS.
Even at the strip club they asked me for my vaxx card. I showed them a fake piece of paper that got printed for me by a tattoo artist who struggles to pay shop rent.

>>213059081
shes so fucking hot
too bad she has poopie eyes

>>213058790
you're gonna find out soon enough

>>213058946
Why did you lose your job?

>>213058542
But I haven't been in a relationship or had sex ever you dumb animal professional victim.
I retract it. Since you're a narcissistic faggot subhuman whose entire existence hinges around feeling sorry for yourself and being insecure, blow your retard brains out as soon as possible.
Worthless fucking piece of shit, your defect isn't your appearance, it's being a resentful professional victim narcissist subhuman.

>>213059215
they want to replace me with an international student jeet that doesn't have a work permit.

they even hired literal illegals before in 2023.

>>213059262
Ah so you're just projecting your own cope that you use to convince yourself that being a virgin in your 30s is okay. Yeah, go fuck yourself.

>>213059274
I mean you could try to get it back but I wouldn't go that route, they'll just fire you again when it's convenient for them.

If you know they're doing shady stuff you could always report them or sue them for wrongful termination. That won't get your job back but it will possibly net you some funds. Did they pay you your 6 weeks severance and 6 weeks notice (12 weeks paid out)?

lay me on the ground and drop a cinderblock on my head

>>213059343
you stupid n*****
they don't even pay me overtime and i do like 70+ hours a week for 6 months straight

they raped me harder than a black guy in prison.
penis envy shrooms raped my brain so im just grateful for a job opportunity.

the bosslady plays lot of mindgames, shes an ugly ass viet hoe who does cocaine behind her dad's back and fucks jacked white chads on tinder.

I could literally doxxx her and i wouldn't give a fuck, im just not on 400ug of LSD otherwise i would do it without a single hesitation.

It's truly a dog eat dog world.

sex-haver says sex is overrated
>you smug humblebragging retard, that's like telling a starving child that food is overrated! you're addicted to porn o algo!
virgin says sex is overrated
>you're just coping to make yourself feel better!

bernie

who is he quoting?

>>213059408
I give you advice and you call me a [redacted], nice.

Go fuck yourself then faggot lol, getting what you deserve it seems.

woke up to thunder and rain

Sex is nice but it's not life changing
And funnily enough, in my experience, the stronger the orgasm the more stupid it seems afterwards

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.

>>213059594
You’re probably talking to a schizophrenic (possibly Schizojeet)

>>213059709
have you ever screamed while you creamed?

>>213059733
Mentally ill people are a tax on society and should be removed if they aren't compelled to treatment.

>>213059749
Maybe like 15% of the time

>>213059724
Go to bed, Kaz. It's late

>>213059775
and how was your lovers reaction to the screaming?

the only reason I won't die a virgin is because I will pay for sex before I lie down on train tracks

i will buy a wife from eastern europe

>>213059794
They liked it, I guess

>>213059594
>I give you advice and you call me a [redacted], nice.
>Go fuck yourself then faggot lol, getting what you deserve it seems.
the owner of the company is some viet old man refugee retard thats is like 70 years old

you think he gives a fuck about muh severance and 6 weeks notice pay?
you really think these Asians give a fuck?

I was there for the EI and the EI alone.
All the old asian ladies are just desperate for EI.
It really is like a fever dream getting fired for getting assaulted outside of the workplace.

I played 5d chess in this dogshit city.
Not even homeless people want to harm me.
Not even the drug dealers who go in and out of jail.
I'm truly a god.

I just want a job at costco desu.
I'm not from a rat racecity faggot.
Fuck you too.

OH NOOO I DIDN'T GET EI THIS YEAR.
OH NO WHAT WILL I DO
OH NO I WON'T GET $720 DOLLA EVERY 2 WEEKS FOR 4 TO 5 MONTHS.
OH NO
THE WORLD IS GONNA END
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you think i was begging to get back in this dogshit company?
the bosslady thinks adhd is real
she does adderall
shes a stupid hoe
adhd isnt real
adderall is watered down meth
id rather drink coffee

"Do you wanna come back teehee"
"Yes"

fuck you N*****

Guy who’s getting his dick sucked and drinking a coconut water:
>oohh uuugh fuck I’m gonna cum
>*sips*

>>213059835
did you scream words or was it unintelligible

>>213059871
Mostly words
Why are you so interested in this

>>213059897
did it sound like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y6wskfiwfo

>>213059939
No
It's usually words interspersed with heavy breathing
So less coherent than that

>>213059842
i shouldn't even be talking shit about them
they never asked me to get VAXXED
i love them like family.
i honestly think they don't have anything against me.

>>213060006
why are you telling me these things you fucking weirdo

>>213060037
You asked me buddy

>>213060047
you could have ignored them you gay freak

lol not reading all your whiny schizobabble essay, eat shit faggot.

sometimes i shitpost so hard here
then i smoked weed back in the days here
then im like all weirded out by you guys
i legit have schizophrenia, im just not dianosed and im too good of an actor to ever go into a mental hospital

if i can survive 5 mushroom trips and 7 lsd trips
my mind is next level
you are just jelly
even bullied my own mom who went to the psych ward twice

eh

nutella and mayo sandwich for brekkie

>>213060083
yeah no i got 4 acres of land
your advice is dogshit
shouldn't have never replied to me
faggot ass bitch

my cousins are super corrupt, they wanna steal all the land and faked a new will

you think i give a fuck about EI and muh jobs

hate myself and want to die

>>213060177
>177
I worked for 277 hours in 2025 and got fired for no reason on may 20th 2025

Amor
Tranquilo, no te voy a molestar
Mi suerte estaba echada, ya lo sé
Y sé que hay un torrente dando vueltas por tu mente

Amor
Lo nuestro solo fue casualidad
La misma hora, el mismo bulevar
No temas, no hay cuidado, no te culpo del pasado

Ya lo ves, la vida es así
Tú te vas y yo me quedo aquí
Lloverá y ya no seré tuya
Seré la gata bajo la lluvia
Y maullaré por ti

Amor
Lo sé, no digas nada, de verdad
Si ves alguna lágrima, perdón
Yo sé que no has querido hacer llorar a un gato herido

Amor
Si alguna vez nos vemos por ahí
Invítame un café y hazme el amor
Y si ya no vuelvo a verte, ojalá que tengas suerte

Ya lo ves, la vida es así
Tú te vas y yo me quedo aquí
Lloverá y ya no seré tuya
Seré la gata bajo la lluvia

i'm a big guy

>>213060201
didn't ask

lmao this nigga is having a shizo melty first thing in the morning, he probably never even had a job in the first place.

I could drive a big sexy psychedelic dreamship directly into the juiciest pink pussy right now.

I could drive a bullet into my brain right now.

gonna take a fat dump soon wish me luck

>>213060464
Good luck, we’re all counting on you

i have diarrhea

Court date was moved a week later. I've complied with basically everything they'd want, so I'll probably get probation

>>213060533
So true bestie

>>213060533
stop trying to steal my thunder

playing rimworld and installed mods to make my colonists cute anime girls

fuckin cock suckas

>>213060563
you don't go to jail for DUI unless it's like your 3rd offense

Holy based

I’m convinced the leg tingling is from a swollen spine muscle from my terrible desk posture. I’m fucking miserable right now though, this shit is driving me up the wall

>>213060845
so true

>>213060845
The Gentleman won

>>213060845
Lmao no

>>213060845
>The Gentleman
>sigma male shit
>Cillian Murphy profile pic

100% that is a manlet insecure dicklet indian account lol

i've made progress in the video game, just one shotted the skeleton boss with my mace + strike buff

>>213060845
he was right, she's dating an indian now

>>213060802
Yeah in most states. Arizona is the exception I think. In my state sometimes a second offense gets a few days if it's the second offense within 5 years. I saw one case where a guy got 30 days but that was like his 5th offense at least. He kept getting them even after losing his license. That's what pissed off the judge. I think it's a common enough offense that they can't afford to over-sentence

If I see 3 more attractive women I’m going to kill myself

>>213061174
why is there a worldwide girlfriend shortage?
who’s gate keeping all women?

>>213061096
thanks i never would have guessed that

>>213061207
black men

smoking more faggot incel weed to cope with my faggot incel life

If this pinched nerve doesn’t go away after 2 weeks I’m killing myself

im jerking it to pokimane again

ball so hard

fuck my chungus life

>>213061398
Respectable

pokimane is a mid bitch, looks like a fart

pokimane is a sand monkey but she does her make up like an asian

poki is the only who can make my dick hard

I'm gonna read, play terraria, and jerk off today

>>213061532
best post in this thread

Hood moment.

>>213050754 (OP)
My vision for a communist America
>Everyone has a house or apt
>We all get to watch hockey and UFC
>Every one is united in friendship and labor
>Red necks, blacks and Latinos are united in labor
>Everyone gets a nice form of transportation

My room reeks of cat food.

WWE legend The Undertaker:
"Israel is a bastard state built on blood and lies. No justice, no peace for killers of children."

Boys my tummy is a little upset but I think I’m gonna be okay :)

>>213062038
UMMMMMMMM SIGMA BASED MUCH?????

Don’t smile that it’s over, cry because it happened

Enjoying work today.

It's welfare Wednesday, let's fucking go.

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1753282407968239.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7paA-GDSpss

AOC is pro-Israel

>>213062240
I need to trick some dumb corporate girl into fucking me but also paying for shit. Damn that would be the life.

I've recently taken a liking to Takis, having never had them before in my life. Unfortunately they're 2x as expensive here due to import taxes. I curse the Mexican people for this.

>>213062240
>sooo my day starts with a quick yoga session
>followed by a shower routine
>cleansing routine
>beautification routine
>purifying routine
>then I get dressed, lots of cute outfits to choose from
>then it's organic oats, kefir, and some matcha
>then I take the Tesla to work, private parking is the best!
>I get into the office, make my rounds and say good morning (this takes 2 hours)
>it's now 11am and time for my first meeting
>I spend 20 minutes sucking off my boss to completion, another 30 in the bathroom crying and brushing my teeth
>then I take the rest of the day off for a mental health break and to edit this video
>I do this every day for a few years until I marry a chad who I then divorce-rape and live off the settlement and alimony payments before becoming a "fitness influencer"

hello

>>213062345
I fucking HATE this style of video

Ozzy Osbourne was sexually assaulted by a group of bullies
Brits rape each other as a form bullying?
That must be why Jeets feel so at home there

>>213062393
Damn, molested guys always end up kinda fucked up. It bums me out that shit happens to people.

>coworker calls me by a nickname
>ask him to use my full name
>he does it again
>ask him again
>he does it again
>what the fuck is your problem?
>uhm actually I'm just bad with names sorry anon
>get mad and go off on him
>oh so you're fucking retarded? Is that why you've been here twice as long but I'm still above you? Is that why other people are constantly having to cover your ass?
>guy says he's going to hr and leaves
>get email a few minutes ago
>now have a meeting with hr later today

>>213062393
Why do you think they call each other mate?

>>213062443
>bums me
Lol

Mom went to a fortune teller and she said I would get a short gf in May
That was a fucking lie

>>213062526
yeah why would a gay get a gf? she should have known it was fake right then

>>213062375
react to this >>213062249

>>213062443
>>213062499
Smoked that fag (this has another meaning in Britrapeistan)

>>213062570
she's cute but I prefer a bigger bush

>>213062307
I guess but could you live with the fact that she likely has a "work husband"?
>>213062345
kek
btw, kefir tastes like ass. have you guys tried ayran? that's shit's amazinf
>>213062526
did she actually? fortune tellers have always interested me, even if it's bullshit. i kind of respect it as a grift

>>213062593
>kefir tastes like ass
kefir (americano style) is good and flavored of course

I’m gonna go back to college and get a financebro degree
The S in STEM turned out to stand for Scam and not Science……

Please keep me company while I take my coffee shit
Keep talking

>>213062627
just drink milk or eat yogurt ffs enough with all these thirdie foods

>>213062593
>I guess but could you live with the fact that she likely has a "work husband"?
Nah I think I need somebody who actually loves me unfortunately.

I used to drink a shit ton of kefir and tomato juice growing up until I realized it was considered weird in the US
Growing up Eurangutan in America is confusing

I once saw a fortune teller with my ex and her friend, and she couldn't get a single thing right about me. It pissed my ex off how badly I BTFO'd her

>>213062729
I did the same with a female “friend” in college

Tomatoe juice and Caesars are fucking disgusting.

Despite coming from a decent well off family my aunt (mom's sister) married some guy who lived in a trailer park, at the edge of it there was a tent where some half black lady did fortune telling and my aunt would go to her almost daily to get advice she wouldn't do anything without consulting her first

her husband eventually went out for cigs and milk after they had kids (this is not a joke this is actually what he told them) and never came back

>>213062831
>>213062831
>>213062831
new

>>213062795
if i got married to a rich girl i wouldn't do that but that is the thing, they want dark triad not guys that would do right

>>213062795
Kino. No one has stories like this in Europe

>>213062793
objectively true. even worse is "Clamato" juice which is fucking CLAM WATER mixed with vegetable juice.

>>213062463
You sound like a sensitive prick ngl