bushtit amongst the blossoms

I am working class but I don't work.

>>213053433
But it does work for some people

ktim >>213053450

>>213053423
Mad that they didnt just introduce communism into 1870s British india.

going to a japanese restaurant for brother's birthday this friday

>>213053450
you're basically in the same class as those rich aristocrat heirs who lounge about in their mansions not working
there's no real difference

rorke... can you hear me rorke? say something

>A unicorn named Finnie - with a traffic cone for a horn - has been unveiled as the official mascot for the Glasgow 2026 Commonwealth Games.

>>213053476
sometimes people lie

>>213053538
blud got phat ass white boy tatted

i'm working arse

>>213053518
No idea about class then

>>213053553
I’m talking about studies

>>213053557
I've got the hardest working arse in suffolk

>>213053582
because kojima said so

da stunk out the bathroom again

>>213053554
howling

Plan for today:
Do fuck all
Go gym
Do fuck all
Drop brother at train station
Drive to town to pick up weed
Come home smoke and do fuck all

>>213053580
sometimes studies lie

>>213053609
wait, you're a gymlad and you smoke WEED??
wow.

did nearly 2 months off 4chan once. no idea how i managed it

>>213053582
It can contain art but it isn't art

>>213053638
What’s wrong with that

you know what I've had it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUJQigu0_04

Capitalism leads to famines and slavery.

>>213053650

>>213053662
the two most boring dickhead hobbies rolled into one

>>213053538
Probably means "my mom sucks dongs for a fish and chips" in welsh

>aye lad I'll be round either today or tomorrow
Fucking hate tradies. Have to put my entire life on hold now cause this cunt can't just give me a time and day.

>>213053518
>rorke in charge of keeping contactneith reality

>>213053666
all me

>>213053683
And your hobbies are?

give the school teachers the footballers wages
give the men on the front lines the bankers bonuses

>>213053687
And I bet you were like “y-yeah o-ok mate whatever times best for you h-haha” and then came bitching on here lmao

Meanwhile Tradiechad is taking a shit in some other clients toilet after shagging his wife and thinking about clocking off for the day

>>213053715
I've been getting into sounding objects down my knob as of late

>A man has admitted murdering a disabled child while shouting "buckfast, gets you f***ed fast!"in an Edinburgh property after drinking seven bottles of Buckfast tonic wine

>>213053732
scream

>>213053666
>oh you don't like that we're headed towards war and that nobody's doing anything to resist the commands of the elites because everyone is so self-absorbed?
>you need these pills and "expert" help

eheheh
eheheheheheh

i want your head i want your wicked parts i wanna wring out your evil thoughts i wanna eat out your bitter heart

>>213053687
>your entire life on hold
So, posting on 4chan in the middle of the day? Yeah really important stuff he’s disrupting here.

>>213053686
>Despite everyone and everything, we are still here.
Can the same be said about Irish… no

Absolutely despise tradies. Bunch of wankers who couldn't finish school so started a business because they learned how to use a screwdriver.

>>213053673
Do you think they gangbanged that shorty?

>>213053745
which ones

you know what I've had it
https://youtu.be/r7cWi41XGCM?si=n5A8Jba1RKjbnQiK

>>213053769
>started a business because they learned how to use a screwdriver.
based

>>213053764
It's your tattoo, isn't it?

>>213053650
yes it is
it was designed and created using human imagination to provoke a reaction from an audience
that's my definition of art and gameplay fits that definition

prefer to do my own screwdrivering personally

Listening to Kero Kero Bonito at full blast on my Alexa in my smelly living room while I build PowerBI dashboards in my WFH toil

>>213053769
tradies get so much clunge its unreal

brit aus poster meetup at the blackmans knob pub in sydney anyone down?

>>213053795
Raging ahah

>>213053798
kojima said no because the goal of game is to be fun
if game is art but not fun it fails at being game

>>213053769
ktim, dropped out after doing my GCSEs and got taught to be an electrician by my dad, self employed now and earn £60k pa and have my own van. All the mates who went to uni are in loads of debt and working miserable jobs (that will probably be replaced by AI soon anyway) LOL

>>213053801
speak english

had a good long sleep. woke up with a stiffy for the first time in ages. got half a mind to shag a prozzie. but i took a wee and my piss is still cloudy, something is wrong with me.

have to go to the doctor to get a new script for anti depressants and hes going to try making me get therapy haha

>>213053800
don't do that lad

>>213053856
I'm going to do it

ye got the last laugh

>>213053833
Do you think 60k a year impressive?

>>213053769
why don't you do the same if it's so easy?

>>213053856
great image

>>213053868
Ozzy was a big supporter of Israel and the genocide in Gaza bless him

>>213053868
If he asked, you would definitely suck Kanye West's penis

>>213053873
I think it’s alri yeah considering in 25, no one else I know my age is on this much. I already have my own house for example.

>>213053868
you know ozzy couldn't read or write

>>213053823
valid point, but i think the purpose of art can be to provoke fun as well as other emotions

>>213053867
Please don't. I don't thinking of you hurting yourself.
>>213053887
Ty brucie

>>213053925
.

>>213053919
>no one else I know my age is on this much
At least you didn't lie and say 'friends', dull blogposter.

zelenskybros….

>>213053925
oven dodger

yes lads yes she likes my willy hahah!!!

>>213053538
actually pretty based

>>213053953
Are you ok lad?

ᵇʳᵘʰ

>>213053976
Just don't like cunts like you x

on “guard” duty toil which means i get to fuck all and shitpost on /brit/

>>213053997
why dont you like him

>>213053997
Not my fault I earn more than you is it? Graft harder, pretty simple really

>>213054021
*sneaks past you*

>>213053538
what a based tattoo that is

>>213054021
do you work in a whatever the swedish B&Q is?

Need to apply for jobs but just know it is a sisyphean task that demoralizes.

>>213054027
Again, you think 60k is a lot? lmao

is dostoevsky cringe

>>213053538
ignore the mongs this is a based tattoo

>>213054032
only thing i got to do is make sure no one exists through the entrance
>>213054040
don’t know what b&q is but it’s a hardware store, doing some cheeky extra toil during the holiday

Test

>>213054055
he's drunk

>>213054052
Then you earn more than me and that’s amazing for you, even less reason for you to be so mad!

>>213054067
*exists through your entrance*

>>213053538
how much did this cost mate?

>>213054055
As a human yes
As a writer no

>>213054083
fuck if i care tbqh

>>213053538
loving this tattoo

a third coffee? preposterous

Did everyone see his based tattoo?

>>213054116
grown ass man drinking coffee

its past 11 now

can't just sit here on /brit/ all day

odds food
evens tea
dubs (or trips) shower

>Why yes I do earn 28k per year. Why don't I pick you up in my 63 plate Corsa, bring you over to my rented second floor flat, put on a Netflix movie if my flatmates aren't using the basic subscription package and eat some rice that I've bought in bulk and seasoned myself.

why is that tattoo based

>can't just sit here on /brit/ all day
Yeah the combined 45 minutes away from /brit/ for all 3 activities would be too much

might spread hate today

>>213054116
TOTALLY WIRED

>>213054135
i earn less than that and drive a luxury car and live in a 1 bed apartment :)

>>213054135
>renting on 28k
mental

>>213054145
spread love rorke go on shake that booty

>>213054135
Women like this. What they don't like are seething incels like you

Open borders for shitrael

just seen lad conspiring to spread hate

>>213054162
I only shake my arse to hall & oates

>>213054135
ktim except I drive a Citroen Picasso

spread arse not hate

what a tattoo that was though

poo for all

need to respond to a message

Dread to think what else that yank has saved

>Bereaved families of the Air India crash are suffering fresh heartache because the remains of their loved ones were wrongly identified before being flown home.
>The 'commingled' remnants of more than one person killed in the crash were mistakenly placed in the same casket. They had to be separated before the internment could go ahead last weekend.
Just toss the whole plane and all the debris and scrapnel in the Ganges. It's what they would've wanted.

um

seize the means of poo production

>>213054213
Gay motherfucker

Well that’s two men having anal sex isn’t it?

must feel amazing tbf
why else would they do it

just seen a bloke shagging another bloke's batty piece

>>213054213
wish i had a big cock, wouldnt be an incel then

>>213053814
Yup, it figures

>>213054256
It does x

>>213054262
not like you'd use it

Me? Don't see the appeal of shagging an arse truth be told. Just a sewage pipe innit.

>>213054273
um?
x

>>213054273
um um um

was talking to the exberg and getting along really well on and off for weeks but she seemed to get worse and be quite unhappy especially after visiting her parents at home and graduating with a 2:2 so she hasn't replied to me in around three weeks. pretty sure she is just very busy and entering some kind of mental health spiral but not sure what I should do

>>213054287
throats are the best

>>213054283
yeah but i'd be more confident. i unironically believe that all those guys with extreme levels of confidence have big dicks

poolitical prisoners

>>213054132
sad the thwaites tower got knocked down. should have had landmark status.

>>213054306
Human or?...

>>213054321
Grown ass man doing poo jokes

>>213054153
1 series on finance isn’t a luxury car mate

^_~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwjotSf898

ordered my drugs and done a poo
productive morning

just found out I have a fuel mixture canister with convenient scales for oil, don't even know where I got it, used to eyeball it all the time

>>213054350
how do i order drugs?

>>213054331

>>213054350
Which market

why try harder? honest question

I like yanks
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_g9p8JN51qU

what is love?

>>213054364
>>213054370
*taps nose*
not having you lot grass me up

>>213054381
Baby don't hurt me

>>213054364
>>213054370
nice try crimewatch

got 10k words due in 8 days
might kms

>>213054402
kill yourself over a little essay
just write it you mong

ace glib borg
or
I beg car blog

>>213054394
Idgi you can go on dauntdotlink and see all the markets for yourself it’s not private information. I was just wondering what he used

why shag a pooey arsehole when you could shag a fanny

>>213054417
you fail to account for that fact that I'm a pathetic little faggot

Gacy plied Voorhees with alcohol, allowed him to watch a stag movie, then persuaded him to engage in mutual oral sex, adding, "You have to have sex with a man before you start having sex with women."[29] Over the following months, Gacy abused several other youths, including one whom he encouraged to have sex with his own wife before blackmailing him into performing oral sex on him. Gacy also tricked several teenagers into believing he was commissioned to conduct homosexual experiments for scientific research and paid them up to $50 each.[8]

>>213054381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxuAtuzEeg

>>213054446
You need a cock up you

The more you ignore me the closer I get

makes no difference to me

>>213054402
did this with me dissertation lol
it's not bad if you enjoy long writing seshes

>>213054456
why did this make me squeeze my thighs together?

Since it's all over in two days, what was the gimmick of the year?

The poster known as NatSocLad (formerly commiemong)

can't stop staring at the very attractive waitress in this cafe with exposed tummy

drinking the chocolate ensure

>>213054476
umposting

>>213054457
what if i want you close? x

interesting

erotic breakfast idea: gash browns

umposter putting on his tights

>>213054528
??? x

>>213054475
>I'm a pathetic little faggot
That’s why

White nationalists claim to be quite informed on the Jewish question. But very few are aware that Jewish subversion began with Christianity, as Hitler said in the opening lines of this preface. Who among today’s nationalists knows the true history of the religion of their parents? Who is aware that Christian fanatics used violence to destroy the ‘pagan’ (i.e., the Greco-Roman world)? Yes: Deschner wrote in German. But how many English-speaking racialists are familiar with Catherine Nixey’s The Darkening Age: The Christian Destruction of the Classical World, published in 2017?

>>213054560
bore off

>More than 100 agencies say mass starvation spreading across Gaza, accusing Israel of aid 'siege'

pinning umposter down and getting harder with each of his impotent kicks and squirms

>>213054586
starting to get the impression the Israelis don't really want any of them to survive, call it a hunch

>>213054586

Ruby Granger fingering her fishy flaps. Good girl gone bad anal dildo experience

>>213054560
*yawns in your face*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq-MC34n11U

can’t stop watching Andrew Tate videos

rorke in a nutshell

reckon i could fix this country in about 5 years flat if i was put in charge

probably why they wont let it happen

Why's it called sounding then? Does it make a sound while you're diddling around in there!

scullys been fucking abducted by aliens mulder you have to save her

>>213054052
How much do you think is a lot?

we are definitely in a recession. it's impossible to get a job. we're so FUCKED

>>213054686
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

>>213054586

flaps

>Fifty-Two years an imbecile
this is me in about 10 years

>>213054669
any genocide planned?

>'4chan X' was turned off
>This extension is no longer supported. Chrome recommends that you remove it.
It's over...

>>213054692
maybe you're just unemployable

>>213054586
killed over a thousand people now who were waiting in line for food or aid, its insane how much the israelites can get away with

>>213054712
Mong.

rorke's been a crazy dita,
needs to wee but makes a blunder,
poo and piss,
poo and piss

>>213054714
nah many are saying this

>>213054632
watching this hoping she mentions her engorged clit

>>213054586
What are they even fighting at this point, is there any hamas left?

>>213054695
wow taht's a big number

Wind chimes perhaps.

>>213054703
alri grandad

>>213054695
I wouldn't get out of bed for that

>>213054729
got some in the fridge

>>213054586
>10 more people die of malnutrition in Gaza, says ministry, as aid agencies warn of mass starvation

did my incel weights
still pathetically weak, but i lifted heavier weights than last time

Would you stick your willard in Ruby’s chocolate starfish?

>>213054656
rorke is NOT cute hedgehog

finally some good fucking news

got greedy and wasted a good run in spelunky 2

>>213054729
Hamas members are going to be the only people left alive over there soon enough

Dadberg has such a pathetic loser mentality. Everything is too much. Always gets overwhelmed and just gives up. Don't want to decorate the house for 15 years because it's a big task so we've lived in a rotten stinking undecorated uncarpeted house. Been offered help numerous times, doesn't want anyone to do anything without him and he won't do anything himself.

Wants to move and just sell it as a shithole for cheap. Absolutely pathetic.

The night divers seeking sea cucumbers and profits off West Africa’s coast

Sea cucumbers are a costly delicacy, popular in Asia. But those diving for them in Banana Islands see few rewards.

Xylophone

>>213054800
and yet he still got to breed. blame your mum

>>213054770
>still pathetically weak
but strong where it counts *points at your heart*

>>213054787
AI could never

>>213054800
My dad is similar but much worse.

hamas sex arse

>>213054800
and the worst part?
his son is a /brit/poster

a chuckle

>>213054819
c:

mad how this gaza thing has been going for almost two years with no progress
>tftp
gaza is like three times smaller than mariupol and only has poorly trained and equipped infantry

>>213054842
someone definitely snuck by and existed through the entrance in the time it took you to read this literal tome

>'Our nurses don't have enough energy to stand,' says Canadian doctor in Gaza

mad how if you ghost a girl they fall even more deeply in love with you

>>213054872
off for lunch aren’t i, not going back until 16:00

All that's needed is a big clear out of shite that is in the house. Clear the kitchen move everything into boxes for a week or two. Small oven goes into the hallway instead, no fridge for a few weeks and we'll get a new one. Microwave and a small oven all we need.

Bin everything in the kitchen get the plasterer and electrician to sort lights and walls. Fit new units and oven and sink, he can plumb. New fridge. Keep it minimalist and basic and cheap. Done in 2 weeks for a few grand and a little effort.

>>213054889
Is that loose skin on her face? Why is it so weird looking

>>213054885
I've done this and she's never messaged me again so clearly you're lying

>>213054800
Completely the opposite for me, my dad does not stop working on everything that he and is a DIY tradie master, but he prefers working alone. Too bad that I sat at a computer screen most of the time growing up and won't even capture half of what he knows whenever he passes. I take it for granted but the vast majority of adult men are extremely incompetent at these things, myself included.

>>213054879
stupid bitch yor

>>213054907
the trick is to give her steady but delayed responses, triggering her addiction mechanisms

>>213054889
Complete success, a daring synthesis even.

>>213053925
Ok

did not want to see that

got MOT on Monday. Always a palaver

>>213054889
she on the gaza diet plan?

>>213054889
could jump on tinder and get 1000 matches

>>213054925
ah, well I full ghosted her because I'm a mentally ill freak that can't let people close aha x

>>213054908
Yeah, when he does do stuff it's all on his own adn done fast. Car for example I'll ask him to teach me a few things but he'll just do it instead. Probably just teach myself if I could be bothered.

>>213054943
got ptsd from past MOTs

>>213054939
what about THIS

>>213054981
you’re cooked, as the kids would say

>>213054970
dumb mutts could never

>feel unmotivated and shit
>smoke a little bit of THC resin
>immediately feel motivated and driven again
mad that, ADHD confirmed

>>213055003
grow up

rorke's been a crazy dita

need a gf like this

>>213054970
h-he's fast

>>213055014
*grows up*
what now?

gonna go sit on the bog for a while in case this bellyache turns into someting urgent

>>213054994
*tosses a grenade at you *

scotched egg for lunch

>feel unmotivated and shit
>think of how unlovable I am, all the times I've been abandoned by others because I wasn't enough, or all the times I've failed in my life
>immediately feel motivated and driven again

>>213055040
*catches it in my arsehole*

% GRAMS OF KET DELIVERY

twerking the batty

>>213055066
meant 5 grams not percent grams! obviously!
going to be doing ket now! bye!

well, reckon it’s time to put on some jazz and fall into myself

>>213055085
do some blog posts while you k hole

Why don't women look like this anymore?

Feeling ill and bad about myself

>>213055103
idiot

>you are following the safety online rules, right rorke? waht

>>213055115
a nice warm cup of tea might do the trick

>>213055118

Say it

>>213055148
this is an insane bradley image

>>213055137
LMAO

did tat woman died who shot the water melon in her face do u reckon

>>213055150
me and who?

>>213055102
i'm not kholing i've got to abstain for probably a year or buy vials and inject it if i want to be able to cos i've gotten an insane tolerance again this year
it's fine tho cos i've done enough kholes

>>213055169
NOT THAT

>>213055118
nice of them to include WTC7

any fatuous paupers in

old remaining thread
>>213051451
>>213051451
>>213051451

>>213055213
yeah

don't know what any of you are on about

>>213055118
our protector

>>213055177
then what effect do you get now
just drunk?