Thread 213058303

pidge edish

maisie

1st for wales

on viva street looking for an arse to scran tonight

>>213058303 (OP)
cooo cooo

1st for whales

>>213058316
well that's the second post isn't it

>>213058342
yeah but it was the 1st one for wales

>>213058342
dont be a smart alec

caught my hand between my desk and chair
ouch :c

>>213058303 (OP)
I like pigeons. I was sitting on a bench yesterday in town, just watching pigeons for a while. Great animals.

>>213058338
he's a big fish

>>213058377
nonce

>>213058379
would to be honest

>>213058373
Oh no! *kisses hand better*

>>213058379
couple of pints, you would
let's not mess around here

anybody seen Lucy Worsley new trim?

4chan is full of far right chuds right? Reform UK supporters?
Why do you support Israel?
Why do you love billionaires?

>>213058379
mental how fit they are

leftypol commenting "must be those usual suspects eh?" on crime videos with white perpetrators

how dont you notice a major oil leak?>>213058338
big up ur mum

>>213058393
>>213058406
is it me or do her eyes and mouth looks stretched? honeslty seems like a photoshot

>>213058051
we know, dogs are white men's best friend, slav(e)ic people will never get it

>>213058269
rorke's still a toddler at 30

>>213058410
4chan is full of extremists in all directions
incels in general tend to favour positions on the far ends of the spectrum

seems a bit odd that despite 500 million years of gigantic megafauna, all of which are now extinct, we just so happen to live in the same era as the largest creature to have ever lived on earth (the blue whale)

>>213058438
i wouldn't mind stretching her mouth

>>213058448
Poe's law

what was that gimmick i started that got everyone talking about little big planet?

what do I spend my £27k voluntary redundancy payment on?

>>213058438
nah she's just a lil derpy looking
nowt wrong with that, all women are derpy in their souls anyway

>>213058447
radical centrist me

>>213058459
ahahaha get in

>>213058447
Whereas you're right in the middle of it, fucking sperg

>>213058479
bookies deeee lad bookies and bokkles deeeeee lad

so much going on this pic i have to break it up for you all to appreciate

>>213058411
me when mum got me xxl boxers instead of xxxls

Mental to think Rishi Sunak still exists

>>213058486
we must maintain the status quo!!!

>>213058499
yeah, would

>>213058392
Nothing noncey about watching some pigeons

just saw the word biomass in its actual context and immediately thought of here
that's another word ruined by my little incel friend group

nth for the holodem

>>213058484
would
>>213058499
would all 4

>>213058379
I bet she nose something I don't.

>>213058503
I thought he was supposed to run away to america?

>>213058448
what about "the ancient ones" who lived eons ago and were the size of skyscrapers?

i was in a waiting room and the two receptionists were talking about another woman getting an abortion late into her pregnancy and one of them said that her one wasnt as bad because she just took the day after pill

>>213058516
down the compost heap were you

>>213058499
would all five desu

>>213058303 (OP)
reynhard sinaga didn't really physically harm, he didnt even spread his video collections but why is he most prolific rapist?

>>213058379
>>213058484
>>213058499
>>213058510

>>213058526
nimi is finished.

so far i'd shag every bird that's been posted in this thread

>>213058322
BASED, fuck cagies

>>213058576
same especially the pidge

>>213058537
biomass is the friendly word energy companies use to describe deforestation

leftypol's brown tory gf telling him she's been preselected for the riding of howlington-on-spoke

Anyone else get the feeling that Starmer simply lacks a soul? Any consciousness at all?
That he's some kind of unthinking golem or automaton created to serve Israel and Capital?

>>213058573
she was getting plapped while doing her GFE ASMRs. grim

need my face mercilessly caved in by peng ting

Favourite Bradley?

spinning my Willy around

Has Elron John died?

>>213058606
prefer the one where he asks "what would happen to me if i got sent to a man's prison"

i like it because it makes me think of his little arse getting shagged by big black CRIMINAL cocks

>>213058589
Two modern hitlerites who unironically want to put trans people in gas chambers
Remember Glinner posted about trans people over 200 times on Christmas day alone

>>213058595
>he's just learnt the origin of every single celebrity/household name
every single one of them.

>>213058606
>im a sexual degenerate

biomatter

>>213058595
seems like a nice man trying his best

apparently pedophiles are using pics of bradley Walsh to identify each other online

>>213058595
he is the Civil Servant in final form

>>213058610
someone posted this one earlier so its my choice for today

>>213058632
trannies are disgusting

biomandem

>>213058595
was genuinely saying this down the pub

here he is the foreskin fondler

hate the police

did you know the first bradleys were black?

>>213058595
Yes hes a politician. Rishi sunak had a little personality as Keir. Literally cant remember a single thing he did

I seriously can't remember if Elton John has died.

>>213058644
He should be sentenced to death by the Hague for actively supporting genocide

need a poo

>>213058688
HE'S STILL STANDIN'

mad how rishi looks tall in solo photos but hes like 4 feet tall

>>213058697
UUGH UUGH UUGH

the otr moral womenare uggo femcels if they are even slightly attractive reward system of whoring themselves for attention is too strong for thheir wee brain

>>213058704
skinny little runt, makes him look longer than he is

/brit/ is moving too fast i cant keep up

so mulder spends a few days apart from scully and immediately shags a vampire lady

There's a liiiiiiiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein Place

>>213058729
>>213058733
I'm sorry, what?

>>213058729
you want a plain jane
there are many

>>213058729
yeah?

>>213058750
i dont wanna talk about it

>>213058573
She needs to adress the antagonism she's exposed her fanbase too

screaming at that epping video, the police dog turns on it's handler and sides with the rioters

vtuber incels shocked their virtual wife is a real person irl

putting off the critically important thing I need to get done till tomorrow
feel miles better

>>213058804
absolute data monstrosity
next

so i heard rorke is twerking on the down low

>>213058704
Smaller even

Mumberg said she's been off the estrogen gel for a month. Makes sense. She's become extremely stupid and uncaring. Emotionless and brazen.

>A man has admitted murdering a disabled child in an Edinburgh property after drinking seven bottles of Buckfast tonic wine
>Police were called to the property after neighbours heard the screams of the child as the attacker continuously shouted "buckfast, gets you f***ed fast!"

i hve drug inducedpsychosis from weed.and lsd

Crank dat (all on the floor)
Crank dat (give me some more)
Crank dat (till you get sore)
Crank da oooOOooh

>>213058604
For me it's born again darlingstrawb, she deleted hundreds of GFE ASMR cause she only wants to make content that glorifies God

The first Sikh prime minister of the United Kingdom

>>213058830
not illegal is it
woke cunt

>>213058843
not funny though is it?

>>213058804
age of consent

>>213058772
nimi is a lying skank

>>213058857
aka you're a cooked cunt

Do you think hamas would've greenlit their attack if they knew it would come to this?

>>213058741
Not jeremy vine or zoe ball is it? God it would be awful if it was them.. awful!

just found out I'm chopped

>>213058842
according to my gran, my mum does a similar thing where she'll go through phases of taking her HRT stuff then go off it for months then back on

it's unclear what the thought process is, if any

>>213058872
That's a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccW_Uf8GvYw

>>213058887
do i think te falseflsgmosssd.operation wold occjr? yes

>>213058857
I've done plenty of weed, coke and acid and I'm still perfectly sane

>>213058887
would western leaders have greenlit Israel's response if they knew it would come to this?

Never liked braldeyposting. Lazy dimwitted mongs with nothing interesting to say

>>213058860
bet you're a right weird cunt

>>213058935
It's just a reaction image nothing more too it pal

You would just love to hear it

>>213058904
She's on another medicine that can act like an anti-depressant too. That I remember made me careless because you feel nothing only a vague positive feeling but she doesn't even seem to have that. Just very dull emotionless and uncaring. Dogberg unwell and she just cannot grasp the situation whatsoever.

Become a total cunt in all honesty. Really irritating me, does shit that winds everyone up constantly now too.

fuck i dont think i should be driving on the drugs

>>213058963
thats clearly a sikh man

Mental that incels think some millionaire streamer with millions of fans is actually their best friend and potential future gf
And then they have a mental breakdown and seethe onto oblivion when they learn their millionaire streamer doesn't want to fuck them, and is a fucking normal person who has sex

Do you reckon Kier Starmer drinks adrenocrome

>>213058897
is it that bad , like 99% of brits are chopped

say it aint so

>>213058963
would love to see the seething comments about Muhammed being depicted

>>213058926
Who do you think is really in charge?

>>213058992
>engage in GFE content
>be surprised when people don't want to listen to you getting plapped by your husband

>>213059004
whats that? i reckon he probably drinks French red wine

All jungle cat cubs are so heckin' cute and fluffy.
Mad to think they grow up to be these relentless killers.

>>213058992
And then they start watching Asmongold and Destiny

>>213059011
>bradley walsh feet

mental how we are just filled with cells

>>213059033
speak for yourself

Post dat (all on the board)
Post dat (Bradley and rorke)
Post dat (leftypol and more)
Post dat oooOOOoooh

>>213058992
this is victim blaming

>>213059018
>left handed
demonic shit

>>213059049
bet you're so chuffed about coming up with this

Got the 90s Rave Tunes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbQhBj7MO0

>>213059075
Not really, thought it was pretty shit to be honest

I honestly overdid it on the alcohol lads, I really have to pack it in now. i feel the worst that I've ever felt

>>213058421
Poor people? Absolutely

>>213059022
>GFE content
It was never GFE
You invented that in your own head because you are a schizophrenic incel

I just don't feel like I'm antisemitic enough for 4chan or the larger internet at times.

>donate £75 to my favourite video game streamer
>"thanks anon, so anyway as I was saying..."

I disagree that streamers are normal people. They're online 12+ hours a day like the rest of us. Certainly you'd rather be a streamer making millions a year doing it than the loser donating to them, but ultimately they're not normal people.

>>213058954
If you just want to react to something and provide no other insight, just stick to Reddit. They have an upvote button for that exact purpose.

>>213059090
I thought it was a good effort x

>>213059092
qrd on last night you mad bugger

pulling my william YET AGAIN like a monkey on crack

gfberg likes to tease me about being a nazi because i've expressed right wing views at her, she jokingly says things like i want to put jews in camps and stuff, i don't think she realises she's 100% correct

>>213059133
Prefer not to say

>Donate £60 to a streamer
>Doesn't thank me or even acknowledge the donation
>Think to myself "that's okay, he's just busy with the stream and probably didn't notice"
>Streamer asks the chat what game to play next
>I donate another £10 followed by my suggestion in the donation comment
>Flashes up on stream
>He ignores that too
>Plays a game a non-donor suggested
>Donate £5 with a message calling him out
>Flashes up on stream
>He starts making fun of me
>Everyone in the chat starts making fun of me
>"You have been permanently banned."

>>213059106
what would hitler think if he saw modern day israel? weird question.

>>213059022
>Discover what Government Furnished Equipment (GFE) is in government contracting.
>Learn about its importance, management, and compliance requirements.
what?

>>213059104
sure thing

>>213059143
Good to see you Racismlad

>feeling down after the lore drop
>ignores comments in chat asking about nimi lore
>turns my comment into a funny gag, giggling half way through
>end of stream recommends born again Vtuber
Bless this shark x

>>213058873
That's all women albeit

>>213058949
No one "normal" posts on /brit/

I AM AN APPLE

leftypol asking where's his hug

>incels trannies neoliberal woke leftist blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Fucking HELL you cunts are boring.
You have completely disproven the pop culture stereotype that British people are funny and whimsical. Most boring dogshit general I've ever seen.

>>213059109
ktim but chaturbate

>>213059149
Pussio blud

>>213059168
ASMR is not GFE
Again, you invented that in your head because you are a lonely sad person

>>213059173
what a pathetic creature you are

>>213059155
Ah it happens. I abandoned a pretty chill streamer after his mods turned out to be utter cunts and deleted my messages for no reason at all

>>213059155
>that's okay, he's just busy
>he's just busy
>he

gfberg likes to tease me about being woke because i've expressed left wing views at her, she jokingly says things like i want to put the pakis in homes and stuff, i don't think she realises she's 100% correct

>>213059158
Who cares what he'd think, he literally killed himself.

>>213059193
delusional

>>213059143
gfberg discussing how awful the situation in Gaza is and I have to sit here like a normie and pretend I'm horrified when in fact I actually find it absolutely hilarious

>>213059158
>how come THEY'RE allowed to do it

>>213059160
girl friend experience

Mental that if Strasser and Röhm had killed Hitler and seized control of the Nazis, that the extreme right today would be a totally pro-trans movement

>>213059225
woah...

>>213059238
The Germans should have carried on and fought as an insurgency

>>213059219
Indeed you are.
Doing an ASMR video doesn't mean she wants to marry you.

>>213059187
banger of a post

>>213058992
Yeah bro just drop an industry bomb after stream with no tact and leave your fanbase to get attacked from all sides while you lap praise from twitter attention whores who don't watch streams

Most people who are unhappy with the lore drop aren't even pro-actively parasocial. It's a natural reaction, I mean people spend hours a day watching a lass talk about her life and play the same games they do. Being caught off guard by a "I'm getting married!" is normal

Sat here remembering cringe moments from my past

>>213059155
I once joined a completely random stream on twitter and posted it was my birthday, he started making fun of me, repeating my username and all the comments became abuse directed at me

Racism -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Racism is right.

Racism works.

Racism clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

My great grandad killed Nazis and Japaneseis

>>213059155
Which streamer was it

>>213059264
yes it does

>>213059112
I wouldnt know

>>213059300
Psych ward, NOW

>>213059225
Because they're not interfering with American capitalism

>>213059259
the women did by giving russians subpar blowjobs

>>213059285
Inbreeding also captures the essence of evolutionary spirit, since you ensure your bloodline is as uncontaminated as possible.

>>213059281
u've been done

why did he do it though

some random bloke started talking to me about the lottery ticket he just bought and we had a nice little chat. Proper conversed like a regular human bean with the guy. Usually i mumble and stutter like a spastic, but i kind of popped off here. Nice guy.

>>213059265
don't reply to yourself

Mad that actual people here watch v tubers and donate to streams. I thought only children and americans did it

>>213059330
Faustian spirit or something

I still don’t know what vrubers are

>>213059348
>only children and americans
where do you think you're posting?

>>213059330
why would you continue to queue if you saw you're not nearly close enough to the front to get a seat inside?

these vtuber incels genuinely thought she was their girlfriend Jesus wept

Just helped a random spastic child find the candle section in asda after buying my weekly lottery ticket

>>213059368
presumably a trial of this nature is like pornography to random women who don't know this man

planting some vtubers in my garden

British people are more feminist than other Europeans. Continental Europe has very feminist governments, but the people in general are less feminist than British people.

>>213059264
it absolutely does, cuckling

what's more pathetic
watching female streamers and growing parasocially attatched to them or only watching men who are high elo in x competitive game

And the very latest from Seasidemark aka Are Marko aka The Kreampie King??

>>213059405
>winds howling, NEKKERS, gotta be

>>213059417
You are such a big hard man! Very masculine anon! We are so jealous of you!

Can hear sisterberg listening to Owen Jones and Hasanabi videos :/
How do I fix her?

>>213059461
he'd had a good go tbf
big ups shaun

>>213059461
weakling. that's not even a large portion

>>213059405
kekeke

>>213059330
LOL

>>213059444
wonder if he ever mailed that letter to the DWP

When are we all going to admit there is a problem?

hitler really is an inspiring rags to riches story

these migrants... they're taking the mickey they are, they really are

This guy could make the most valid points in the world but I'll never take him seriously with this zesty ahh expression on his face

>>213059330
>why did he do it though

oh my DAYS state of these freaks

never been on /vt/ in my life but this is incredible an entire board of gyaldemfreaks

We will
We will
Die for Israel

We will
We will
Die for Israel

>>213059491
very diverse

>>213059467
She's a woman, you can't

think im developing arthritis

Have you ever watched Mad Men

>>213059330
>Kohberger is diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder and obsessive–compulsive disorder

ah the old 'tism defence

>>213059173
>shark
(cat)feesh*

>>213059327
stop being brown

refuse to believe a man as rich as tony stark's favourite car would be a fucking audi
audis are wogmobiles, luxury yes but not even that expensive which is why wankers buy them

>>213059527
yh

>>213059266
um

>>213059541
you know this one is also getting absolutely railed the second her stream turns off right? are you gonna grow up anytime soon?

>>213059572
That's illegal in Malaysia.

>>213059572
it's not gay, it's practice

malaysya be kiddin me

Off for an incelwalk up a hill

*steals your woman with a flash of my wrist*

was watching Binding of Isaac videos the other day and one of them had a vtuber on it that didn't match the voice at all. Was doing my head in a bit. Also the model was moving around like it was caught in the wind or something. That was annoying too.
Good gameplay though

Starmer, Kemi, Farage.
Doesn't matter.
They ALL want YOU to die for Israel.

>>213059611
surely you could find, if not a more productive use of your time, a less gay one?

*steals your woman with a flash of my creps*

It's weird seeing Jon Hamm in interviews where he seems very happy and upbeat all the time. He was very convincing as an extremely depressed and miserable person in Mad Men.

Something I've noticed:

Go to any conservative movement, unless it's a neo-nazi fest, there'll be browns. whites, asians, arabs etc.
Go to a church or mosque. Same deal. Temple? Don't even ask.

A leftist organisation? Especially an underground one? Will be like you're time travelling a thousand years back.

>>213059330
evil autist who hated normies and targeted one of the girls for the 'perfect murder' but ended up killing 4 till he got tired and left, leaving 1 alive (actually 2 but he didnt know the other girl was in the house).

the scrandemici

>>213059537
There's basically no reason not to get your client diagnosed with autism and or ADHD if you're their defence.

Lawyers know fine well there are no empirical tests or genetic markers for either of these entirely made-up conditions and that a diagnosis of either can be submitted in mitigation for whatever heinous crime their client has committed. So why not get their client diagnosed? There's no downside. Absolute worse case, their braindead client fills out the doctor's form wrong and doesn't get diagnosed. Best case, they do get diagnosed.

>>213059637
Yeah its called acting you fucking stupid mong

>>213059641
Yeah? Often hang around underground far left organisations do you?

>>213059657
dry as fuck

>>213059668
prefer not to say

>>213059628
i like to watch youtube before going to bed

Looking at videos from GAZA and crying lads

>>213059641
I went to an SWP meeting and it was old white people and young browns

>>213059607
>not the gold one
She’s going nowhere

>>213059659
wasn't expecting a reply this based and redpilled to be honest

*steals your woman with my excellent cooking*

>>213059207
why were you watching a streamer in the first place you freak

>>213059662
I just meant that he's really good at it.

>>213059461
can you get it without mushrooms?

>>213059646
Was leaving the knife sheath with his DNA on it at the scene part of his perfect murder plan?

>>213059641
the most rabid leftypols are wealthy white people living in all-white communities

>>213059691
if only you weren't such a fat fuck

>>213059668
Yeah.

>>213059698
Ive had enough of you. Youre always like this! Dont ever reply to me again

>>213059715
Why did you just invent such a bizarre lie?

>>213059715
wtf I love leftypol now

>>213059514
he looks, as the yanks would say, like a cocksucker.

>>213058322
despise southerners so much its fucking INSANE dysgenic little FREAKS

Spend most of my free time watching asmr vids but never leave a message as im too self conscious of what a pathetic freak I am

Hear hear

>>213059726
reading isn't a hobby

>>213059514
>the real reason behind the (literally anything) crisis
jews.

it's always been the case that female streamers, not just vtubers, need to hide their boyfriends. if they don't, nobody donates to them, because that's just how male psychology works.

gyaldemfreak having a mental breakdown cuz his imaginary girlfriend dumped him or something?

>>213059769
guess we all have to go by your incel definition of hobby now

>>213059726
>women rate a man who blacksmiths over one who travels

I smell shite

>>213059726
>blacksmithing

Now the thread is over I can safely say I would LOVE to see nukes dropped on Tel Aviv and Jerusalem.

>>213059703
No, that was obviously an accident. He drove back to the house to get it back but didn't dare go back inside.

>reading isn't a hobby
>his hobby:

>>213059791
reading is just reading dickhead

>>213059793
it's 1% difference probably a few (intelligent) women realising what "travelling" actually entails

>>213059527
Yh finished it last month

>>213059573
Don't care if she is, heck a partner would be good for her. I'm not pieved at Vtubers getting married. Most of them are in a relationship. Just don't drop big news like that on your vtubing account with no tact

got called an evil incel

>>213059850
you are extremely mentally ill

>>213059833
>Knitting is just knitting
Wow you deconstructed hobbies. You must be smart

Get it made we aren’t doing this again

>>213059888
>>213059888
>>213059888
new

>>213059833
at last i truly see

>>213059880
>pot calling the kettle black